#STU

[stratosphere1981]

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[stu-rated-r]

will suck dick for $20

[mittnnz]

i think they penetrate each other not with knifes only

[goreyskeleton]

Meme made by me. Reblog don’t repost

[itsmyfriendisaac]

♈ April 7th: Sean Cody Legend, Jake Burton.

[yovrnewromantic]

CULT OF DIONYSUS

billy loomis x reader x stu macher

Let’s get mischievous and polyamorous!

Or in which Stu Macher really wants to fuck Billy Loomis’ girlfriend, and he doesn’t feel the same

warnings: talk of smut but no real smut. billy and stu lowkey hate each other.

Dipshit: guess whos alone w your gf😊

               meeee 😩🍆💦

Billy’s phone pings in his back pocket. Frustratedly, he maneuvers the bagged groceries in his hand. Reaching to grab his phone, he expects a text from you, asking him to grab something you had forgotten to put on the list or a needy i love you text.

Instead, he frowns at the message on his homescreen. The IMS shadow covers one of his faces on the stack of black and white polaroids of you and him on his wallpaper. Quickly, he slides his phone open, typing furiously. 

What the fuck do you mean

Dipshit: 🤷🏼‍♂️

Stu.

Dipshit: srry gtg busy

“Shit,” Billy hisses, forcing a hand through his hair. It was no secret that Stu wanted to fuck you. Stu had practically begged him to just let him watch him fuck you— in person or on video—and he got on his knees attempting to somehow sway Billy to let him cuck you. 

Yeah, not going to happen.

The drive to your shared apartment feels agonizingly slow, an unrelenting doom gnawing in the back of Billy's mind. His knuckles turn white from their tight hold of the steering wheel.

Tires skirt as he swerves into the parking lot, heart racing much more than he would like to admit when he takes the keys out of the admission, front wheels diagonal on the yellow lines they're meant to be inside of.

His pulse is in his ears when he reaches the door, hands clumsy for the keys before he realizes the door isn't even locked. The acknowledgment sends a new sense of dread down his spine because ever since Woodsboro, you listened to him, and you always locked the doors.

With half the mind to grab the knife that he buried it in the potted plant in the hall to castrate Stu-- if he was even there and didn't just want Billy to kill him in his sleep.

The door creaks open deathly slow. Billy's boots are loud against the wooden floors as he steps inside, listening intently. His eyes are frantic, dancing to any open space for your presence. He doesn't see you.

"Y/N?" he calls, his voice steady despite his panic.

It's quiet.

What position does he have you in now? Tied up and gagged so you can't make a sound as Stu pounds into you. Billy swallows his own bile, hardly convinced to continue his search downstairs before heading to your bedroom. If he can get to the kitchen, he can grab a butcher knife and go Michael Myers on that motherfucker.

"Boo!"

He's genuinely startled when he turns the corner into the kitchen, taking a step back and staring at your beaming form with wide eyes. Standing in front of him, perfectly clothed may he add, you cackle, your entire body shaking as you struggle to point a finger at him, too consumed with pure unaltered joy. "I--" you wheeze. "I scared you. Finally, I actually did it."

Despite the small part of him that's a teensy bit pissed (any other day he's punching a wall) that you finally got the best of him, Billy smiles, hands seizing your waist to pull you into his chest so he can hold you after the stress of a lifetime. Your fingers slide across the back of his neck, and it feels like a glimpse of heaven: having you, his girl, and his girl only in his arms, grinning ear to ear.

His fingers find your chin and he makes you look into his eyes. "You got lucky, babe."

While you divulge into another laughing feet, burying your face in his neck, Billy closes his eyes in bliss, savoring the moment as he hugs you. Your bodies fit together like perfect puzzle pieces. You're okay. You're safe. You're his. Billy opens his eyes, sighing quietly. And Stu is nowhere in sight--

What the fuck.

Elbows propped onto the granite island; Stu is smirking like a dead man.

Arms locked around you, Billy stiffens. You pull back, and to your boyfriend's displeasure, out of his arms.

The kitchen is covered in white flour like winter had come early and a blizzard swept inside your windows. Stu's sweater is coated in the flour as well and now that he thinks of it, he can see the powder on your cheek.

"We tried to make cookies," you explain joyously, taking a half-glance between him and Stu. The latter saunters towards you and Billy smugly. "Stu's not very patient."

"Not at all," he purrs, throwing an arm over your shoulder at tugging you into him. You laugh, oblivious to the heated exchange that was happening just above your head.

Billy was going to kill Stu if he kept looking at you like that, his eyes flickering between Billy and peeping down your shirt. Goodbye to their sequel.

You break him from his reverie. "Billy, baby, where's the groceries?"

"Yeah, man. Where are they?" Stu tilts his head.

"In the car," he deadpans although he forgot about them in the first place, abandoning them accidentally. He grabs your wrist, tugging you away from Stu's grip, fuming. "Let's go get them."

THIS IS SO BAD. will def rewrite but seeing this in my drafts was giving me a headache

[sturn10log1rl]

I WANNA DEVOUR HIS D!!!!!!!!!

[2ch9]

brawl stuff

[pink-anonymous-person]

ragghh shut up & kiss already

dialogue based off this hilarious ask

[dominantslasherking]

Billy and stu where male reader ignores them because they have been more caught up in there killing then reader so he gets annoyed and decides to ignore them and you can decide how it ends up 😊💜 hope it's not to much to ask thanks

Billy And Stu With Dominant Male S/o

My Stories are meant for the much more mature audience, 18+

Billy and Stu, have been rather preoccupied with their killers, sure it was their 'passion' but it seemed like they were ignoring you at this point. Two weeks in a row they had missed horror movie night.

Currently, you are walking toward one of your college classes, Billy and Stu were quick to spot your walking form and decided to follow as if nothing even happened. "Hey! Babee-~" Stu had purred out wrapping and arm around your shoulder in a playful, teasing manner, giving you a smile, as he noticed your cold expression. "Bad day?" Stu asked, tilting his head and giving you a cheeky smile completely unaware of your annoyance and anger towards him and Billy.

Billy was chewing on some mint gum, his eyes observing closely at your reactions. "Something the matter?" Billy calmly asked, clearly more aware than Stu. Your jaw clenched as you untangled Stu's grip from your body. With a swift glare at them both, you had left for your class. Leaving a baffled Billy and Stu standing there.

Stu let out an annoyed whine and huff, "Did I do something wrong? Ughh did I pop a boner on him again?" Stu asked with a scrunch of his face, Billy just looked at him and smacked the back of his head. "No you idiot, he's angry at us--for some reason, and ignoring us, clearly," Billy stated clearly frustrated at their predicament.

"OH!" Stu chimed up speaking again, "It might have been because--we kinda ditched him to go out killing these past weeks." Stu said with a smile, Billy nodded his head. "For once, I think you're right." Billy stated with a smirk, then dropped it slowly, "How are we gonna get him to forgive us then?" Stu gave a thoughtful look, before grinning like a maniac. "Well, we just gotta do something so big, that he won't be able to ignore us," Stu said with a slight purr in his throat.

==

Strangely enough, Stu nor Billy had decided to bother you for the day, (after of course an attempt during lunch, but not ending well) Right now you are at home taking a seat on your couch and trying to relax. However a ring was heard on your phone, getting up, and walking over to the phone, you answered it.

"Hello?" You asked boredly.

"Whats your fav-"

You hung up. A few minutes go by, and you hear strange sounds coming from inside, sounding like walking or running. Slowly you turned around only to be tackled onto the floor, by Billy or Stu in their scream outfit.

It was hard to tell who was who right now, "Cmon, we've missed you, can't I get a smile at least?" Stu purred out rutting up against you, as he took off the mask, and playfully slid the knife down your cheek, not on the sharp edge of course but the flat mental part.

Soon after Billy had joined taking a seat on the floor, as he gently grabbed your head and placed it into his lap. "We've decided to 'play' with you a bit." Billy whispered, flashing a smile just as Stu was.

Not being able to hold it in anymore, you gave them a smile in return.

"Okay." You whispered softly.

[ohposhers]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME LOOK HOW INSANE THIS POSTER IS IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT DUDE

[pefkaes]

5.05.2024 // the past two days were hell -- I did nothing but stay in bed, play BoTW and binge-watch Extraordinary You. today, I pulled myself together because I've an assignment due on Thursday. As I wasn't getting any work done in my room, I decided to join my friend who has been playing Elden Ring. The white noise from the game and the (mostly) silent presence of another person has been amazing for my productivity.

The next couple of weeks are going to be busy as the semester is ending. I am mentally preparing myself for a marathon of deadlines.

[nemesyaaa]

i'm sorry...but i see it guys...i just see it...TELL ME

I CAN BE INSANE FOR THAT, SOMEBODY MATCH MY FRRAK RN PLEASE (OR CALL THE COPS BC SHOULD BE ILLEGAL THE WAY I LOVE CRAZY MAD MEN WITH DEEP DADDY ISSUES, FACE COVERED IN BLOOD AND BRUISES, MENTALLY INSANES. )

i love horror. i love when hot guys put the most freakiest duo together. let us think that rafe and jj be killers buddies, pretend to hate each others but love to kill people together.

lmao someone hear me please, someone sedate me.

[mittnnz]

i'll never stop talking about their height difference

[bludmd23]

Omg it’s stu brawl stars,,,,what!!!

[reareaotaku]

Stu Macher Headcanons

Was feeling Stu- So, instead of actually working on one of my drafts, I made a whole new post 🤦‍♀️ Tw: Slight Nsfw, slight Billy Loomis x Reader x Stu Macher

Taglist: @buttercupfangirl

He's fun-Outgoing and a little crazy

You better like Billy, too, because he's going to be around a lot whether you like it or not

Billy's like the third wheel to your relationship

Though, sometimes you feel like their third wheel

Stu is really grabby, always trying to touch and hold you

Likes to come up behind you and just lift you into the air

Sex with him is not gently, slow, and calm- In fact it's the opposite

He's fast and rough, just trying to reach his climax; Sure, he'll make you cum too, but not after he's blasted multiple times

He's quick, but his stamina is high. He can go multiple rounds- Like short bursts.

He'll try and convince you to do a threesome [With Billy], but you're on the fence about it. You're kind of scared of the guy

[Though, you'll never admit that]

He's a huge snuggler. Wraps you with his whole body

Each part of him is entangled with you. Legs, arms, his clothes, etc

He's super clingy in the after care- More like all the time- And needy

He wants all your attention on him. Might be why he always has to be touching you

He also acts like a white knight for you when the killer[s] on the loose

Too bad you have no idea that you're closer to death than you know