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This is my interpretation of 2 Fords time travel AU with old Ford/teen Stan ship. Stanley never handled rejection well.

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Warning: Incest.

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THIS ONE IS EMBARRASSING FOR ME, but I spent so much time to finish it... I can't complain.

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pick up YOUR local depressed drunk man and get urself a husband today!

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god i hate these sappy geezers man

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hot burning love

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Bro, what's that hard thing in your pocket?

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Dumb stancest memes I made :3

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stancest

SO FUCKING TRUE ANON. the definition of true love. of codependency. of perversion. of romance. they are so good for each other. theyre horrible for each other. they were literally made for each other, entered the world side by side and the world lost its balance the moment they were apart. they need each other more than they need to breathe air. no one could love the other more than each other. stan is too good at loving ford and ford is too bad at loving stan. but no one could love stan with the raw passionate intensity any more than ford could. they are the most important things in each others whole lives. theyre horrible for each other. they need each other. nothing makes them happier than each other. nothing hurts the other more than each other . they were a tragedy in the making and a love story for the ages. theyre brothers, lovers, best friends, family, and most importantly stanford and stanley.

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Bill: You're all alone, you're going to die out in the cold

Ford: *starts humming louder while washing dishes so he can make dinner for his husband because His Husband Is Going To Save Him When He Gets Home*

- 5 minutes later -

Ford: Okay new plan I need Stanley to be as far away from me as possible where did I even get this frilly apron

YEP YEP YEP, yep yes Maybe for a few hours he is living in delusional bliss, as a treat <3

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ford being jealous of himself in 2Fords aus is always quality but it's also really funny to imagine old stan getting grumpy like "why are you noncing on teen me when i'm literally right here"

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trained brohusband

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WIP

(based on the fic Ringing in the New Year by fractured_hourglass)

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he married. a wax figure. of HIMSELF

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Mullet Stan should suck more dick, send tweet