#STOPPPPPPPPP THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[theres-a-bea]

Manipulate Mansplain and Manslaughter. Also in that order.

oh and Bitch, Bipolar, and Bisexual, but all three of them all at the same time.

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss. In that order.

[crimeronan]

(Hi same anon from earlier)

STOPPPPPPPPP RAINE AND DARIUS GOING TO FINISH THE JOB ALONE,,,,,, and they have to sit with and reckon with the fact that This Boy Is Deeply, Deeply, damaged. It’s so heavy. It’s so bad. And there’s NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT. They can only watch as this kid that they care about gets absolutely thrown through the wringer. Suddenly So Much Makes Sense about him. Hunter’s little silly quirky behaviors and idiosyncrasies are now recontextualized as Genuine Trauma Responses and they aren’t so funny anymore… God. It’s so baddddd. And inner Hunter is still With Luz so they still have no context… psychological horror as Darius and Raine start putting the clues together and just. Falls to the ground. The regret of it all. The guilttttttttt. They could’ve should’ve would’ve done better but they didn’t then and all they can do now is this. All they can do is this one kindness of making sure Luz doesn’t have to see this. They’re just kids, they shouldn’t have to see this (they shouldn’t have had to go through it at all)

Also the mental image of this shattered apart Hunter and Luz just clinging to each other in a clearing in the mind. And every time a memory slots into place and inner Hunter gets a little more solid he also gets more and more upset. Like I’m talking Full Mental Breakdown and Luz and him are just clinging to eachother and sobbing and riding it out as Hunter essentially goes from violent flashback to violent flashback as the mindscape warps around them. Luz gently reassuring Hunter that whatever it is it is in the past and she’s here and he doesn’t have to face it alone.

WAHGHGHGH. The siblings. I’m not Normal.

WAHHH.

in some ways it's better for both darius and raine that luz isn't with them. both for her sake and so both of them can be like "wow. i am not fucking okay about this" without the pressure to Be Okay because you're the adult(s) around a kid.

but oughhh poor hunter and poor luz :(( luz would feel So Fucking Guilty. SO FUCKING GUILTY. part of her is like "should i go tell them to stop?? i can make this all stop, i SHOULD make this all stop, he's going to Hate Me for not making this stop"

but she also knows how important it is to hunter to be Himself and to have his memories. so. cruelly forcing him to suffer because she is evil it is!!

[harryfeatgaga]

Trying to put a little hat on your toddler before the walk and she keeps throwing it off so you’re like fine whatever I give up….half way through she starts complaining the sun is in her eyes so Harry’s immediately taking his hat off to put on her and you’re like “don’t even bother she’ll just throw it off” but he crouches down to her anyways and says “If you wear this hat the sun won’t be in your eyes” and of course she listens to him and nods and he puts the hat on her and it’s SO big practically covering her whole face but she’s all🥰🥰🥰 because it’s Harry’s hat and she loves him. So now she’s trotting along with the bucket hat on her whole head not even able to see where she’s going but it’s so funny and cute that she’ll only wear Harry’s big hat and now you’re having to guide her the whole way😭😭

OH MY FUCKING GOD STOPPPPPPPPP 😭😭😭

[trixr4kidzz]

Hell yeah give us some team awesome hcs

[SLAPS MY HANDS ON TABLE EXCITEDLY] OH MY GOD OK HERE WE GO

SOSO TEAM AWESOME ARE 100% FOUND FAMILY BROTHERS AND ALSO The dynamic of caring siblings and annoying siblings at the same time. Like they could be sobbing into one another bc the other almost died and then be like "Fuck you." the next day when they pass by each other in the hall for no reason. Like. Eugene could go "Damn, Varian is a loser. He sucks. Stinky." but then some random villager goes "That alchemist kid is such a waste." And Eugene just instantly runs up to them and is like "What the fuck did u just say abt my bro??????"

Also love the idea of Varian coming out as bi or gay to Eugene like "I like guys..." and Eugene, who is bisexual, goes "Uhm yeah ok? Me too? ur not special??" and Varian's like "I'M BEING SERIOUS YOU ASS???????"

Bonus points if Flynn Rider was his trans awakening bc he was like "omg wow this guy is so cool I wanna be just like him." (which is funny cause as they get closer Varian just makes fun of him bc. He has a very brotherly urge to be as annoying as possible)

ALSO ALSO VARIGO BONUS: Eugene telling Hugo embarrassing stories abt Varian at the two's wedding whiel Varian is like "THAT IS NOT TRUE YOU FUCKING LIAR STOP POISINGIN MY HUSBAND AGAINST ME STOPPPPPPPPP"

The idea of Hugo having to go through hell and back to get Eugene's approval to marry Varian only for him to finally do it and Eugene to be like "lol I just wanted to fuck with you and see how far you'd go" instantly followed by him being tackled by the blond as he screams at Varian for help. Varian's urge to help Eugene not be beat up by his fiance is strong but the urge to be an annoying little brother is stronger. (Got some of this idea from Glace!! <3)

OK THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW AND MOST OF THEM AREN'T CONNECTED AT ALL BUT <33

[diorjadore]

I've been thinking about vinnie repositioning himself during all the fucking podcast since last night

my coochie has been trying to communicate via morse code since then lmao bye it won't stop clenching I can't with this man he makes me do things

STOPPPPPPPPP AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH you better fucking stop 😭😭😭 this is so funny help coochie morse code??????? But yeah his hand being there for most of d time didnt help as well 😡

[1eos]

MANNNN these white activists let their notes get into their head 💀 I didn’t even know abt rat/liked/1917 being like That, and the callout absolutely disgusts me holy shit. Like some of these ppl could just call us a slur and call it a day, but instead they hide behind a curtain of wholeness and proceed to harass any blogger of color that POLITELY calls them out on bullshit. Jesus Christ

this 😭im really trying to understand the logic behind these crackers cabuz they can get notes making unfunny jopping jokes akjgakjg they don't have to pretend to be woke like just say ur lil slurs nd make ur ugly lil moodboards why PRETEND to give a fuck? what happened to the good ol days when white ppl pretended poc didnt exist i would almost prefer that like noooooooo im fr stoppppppppp noooooooooo don't expose all the implicit racism u never addressed even tho u love linking books on antiracism 😭😭😭😭 nooooo. which is what's so funny actually. like if u read any of those books ure peddling we wouldnt be doing all this

[possession1981-moving]

Instead of a drag I request you describe Hui's smile in each of your gifs 👀

well hey there anon i can’t believe you requested this but i shall oblige. 

let’s go in order row by row. starting from 1a, which is literally heartache-inducing. he truly looks full bimbo in this one. like, he looks like he’s a girl in a club whose crush just said something supposedly funny and he doesn’t really get it but he will make sure to giggle because if you laugh at a guy’s jokes he’ll feel confident and be attracted to you, obviously. but he’s also tryna look lowkey hot while laughing. not too obvious though, just enough to catch the guy’s attention. 

1b is so devastating. he’s giving like. 4-year-old levels of pure innocence in this one like i just wanna pinch his cheeks it’s so fucking ADORABLE STOPPPPPPPPP

1c literally halted me in my progress for like 10 minutes because i was truly, truly agonised. like, first of all orange hui has always had the deepest impact on my life but there’s something about that close mouthed smile he’s giving in that moment that really just gives such extreme milf vibes but like.... movie milf. like milf played by angelina jolie type shit. it’s literally a little bit nauseating like how is a person ALLOWED to look like that???? 

2a is just so comforting. like i feel like if i was having a bad day and he smiled that smile at me i would literally just cry because i’d feel such immense relief like maybe things CAN work out in the end. 

2b is insane. like that’s the kind of smile a young keanu reeves would pull and the casting director would not hesitate to offer him whatever part he offered despite his OBVIOUSLY lacking acting skills. sexy. androgynous. up for anything. 

2c is such a big goofy happy grin like okay nerd i know you love your members with all your heart like do you want me to CRY, nerd?!

3a is pure hui that’s the quintessential hui-smile. him just pondering how to do a “despicable smile” for like a full minute and just finding himself so amusing he can’t help but break into a full sunlight smile. he looks like a little dork and he IS and that’s why he’s LOVELY. 

3b.... no thoughts, head empty, only hui. i don’t even know how to delve into this because all the serotonin is making my brain go beep-bop-beep

3c is giving mischief! giving charming androgynous lesbian in your class at uni who gives you their FULL attention whenever you speak and you’re left wondering... what does it MEAN!

this was fun hope you come back with more questions that make me sound like an idiot on the internet luv <3  for anyone who hasn’t seen the post referenced, this is it

[harryfeatgaga]

instagram. com/p/B0bRmvqngMK/?igshid=68yp1v76hyq7 Paige this is the mf video that i told u abt how this dudee wrote a song for his girl abd they just be dancing and doing mundane stuffs and being funny together when is my man whos not my man gonna wrote a song abt me this is cute as fuck cant wait to have it

OMG STOPPPPPPPPP SO FUCKING CUTE IM DYING PLEASE