#STOP LYING TO MEEEEEEEEE

[carbomcoco]

I feel like we gotta start demanding people's information sources more. Unless they're the primary source of the information (like, they're sharing about something they directly experienced), they got the information from somewhere. And if I can't track down what that is, that's immediately a red flag for me. And most of the time it's just annoying little things, like people making up fake origin stories for song lyrics, but sometimes it's big things!

You may have seen a viral tweet claiming that the leader of France said that France has never invaded anyone:

The attached image is just a picture. It's not a video of him saying this. So where did the user get this information? There's basically three options:

1) They were actually there when he said this.

2) They got the information from another source. (Hopefully a credible one, like someone who was actually definitely there when he said this, or a press release or post from Macron's team.)

3) They made it up.

It's probably not #1. This seems to be a random person. It's unlikely that they talk to the President of France very often. They don't seem to be a reporter, and if they were, there would probably be a proper record of that interaction.

It could be #2. But if you do a Google search (or whatever your preferred search provider is), there's no record of him saying this anywhere beyond just this one tweet (which, again, provides no proof that this happened as the attached media is just a photo). But if this is true, they had to get the info from somewhere. So either this random internet stranger has access to information sources that are inaccessible to the general public (i.e. you and me) or...

They probably just straight up made it up. Shocker. And like yeah, it's great that we have "community notes" now on Twitter, but we shouldn't rely fully on them instead of doing our own research. Remember, we're more susceptible to misinformation that makes us scared or mad (Source: American Psychological Society). So if you think "holy shit, that's so bad, I can't believe that", probably a good sign that you should double-check that it's actually true. Yeah, the world sucks, it's gonna be true a lot, but you know what I mean. Make sure we're mad about stuff that actually happened.

And on that note, I think a lot of the misinfo that spreads around here just comes from people saying stuff with their full chest even though it's only a guess or they're just straight up wrong. But even if we're not lying on purpose, it still causes problems! A while back, my favorite guitarist got kicked out of his band and didn't say anything. But noticing his absence when the tour started, fans invented a narrative that he'd temporarily left to help another band and he would be back halfway through the tour, despite neither him nor the band indicating anything of the sort. Clearing all that up wasn't fun for anyone.

I've also seen lots of people claiming that "blood is thicker than water" is actually short for "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb". There's literally no indication that this is true. The shorter one has been traced back to the 12th century, and the two books (both published after 1990, hundreds of years later) that claim the longer one is true do not cite their sources. (But also, like, it's just a proverb. It's not a law of the universe. If you disagree with it, you don't have to act like it has a secret historical meaning that a conspiracy theory has covered up. You can just be like "nah". You're allowed to disagree with the 12th century dude. It doesn't mean everyone in the world is misremembering it.)

I've even seen posts inciting outrage about a user getting banned, only to look the user up to find that their account is still there and they have no idea what people are talking about.

Anyway. Point is, we can also stop the spread of misinformation by just not making it in the first place. If you don't have proof that something is true, don't act like it is. If someone else makes a post claiming something they couldn't possibly have insider knowledge of and you don't know where they heard it, dig. If you can't figure out where the info's actually from, and they won't say, red flag.

[despair-to-future-arcs]

*aggraveted sigh* what now?

I-I didn't, this bitch she's... she's trying to fucking kill me!

Di-Did you tell her that you don't remember who she was because that is pretty bad...!

Well how the fuck was I suppose to know that, why the fuck did you bring one of them here to-!

GAAAAH!!!

*As then Saki swiped one of her nails at Hiyoko while held back*

STOP FUCKING LYING YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BITCH, I SAW THEM GETTING KILLED BY YOU AND I KNOW YOU KILL THEM! YOU FUCKING MURDERER!!!!!

HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!

Well if you didn't say you don't remember then she's going to get cross with you!

No doubt about it...

[mrsbsmooth]

Two weeks of buildup for three lines of vague sex and Finn doesn’t even act like I exist.

And also, these writers are fucking with me I’m sure of it. Just trying to make it REALLY HARD to redeem this piece of shit Suresh honestly what in the fuck is WRONG WITH YOU????

STOP LYING TO MEEEEEEEEE

[quinttyz]

I have another scenario!! (I'm the annon of the scenario of Sebastian) Maybe this will be a little spoiler???? Maybe it isn't even in one Xdxdxd when are you married to seb (I think this happens with everyone that you can marry) and u sleep in the right side of the bed (I think it's the right side) Your farmer gets up in the another side. So, this gave me this Idea:

One night the farmer and Sebastian was watching a fiction movie and drinking beer, well just Sebastian was drinking "Honey, don't you want to try a little?" He said "well... I can try take a sip". Sebastian was shocked, you never drink any type of alcohol and the farmer always denied when someone ask they. Said that he didn't has curiosity it's a lie, he just thought that they are allergic or something like this.

The farmer took the glass and they drunk... Sebastian was looking at they like he is dreaming. When the farmer finish, just look at Seb. They stayed looking the each other for a while, and then the farmer started to blushing "Are you okey?" Asked Sebastian getting up to the sofa.

"I think.... I think I.... I wanna an unicorn" said the farmer. Sebastian couldn't believe what is happening, the farmer is drunk, for one glass of beer. With an smile he said "Really? Maybe you can get one of you go to sleep"

"NO!!! I don't wanna go to sleep" said the farmer running across the room. Sebastian was taking his phone to record at the farmer "why not Honey?" "Because I... I won't be able to see you if I sleep" Seb stopped in shock and he started to blushing. "Oh... Oh well, Is okey if we just go to the bed?" "yeahhhhh".

Seb helped to the farmer to go to the bed when the farmer lay down on his side of the bed, Sebastian was close to say something to they, but in the moment that he tried to open the mouth, the farmer threw it towards them to the bed "Stay withhhhhh meeeeeeeee" "haha, I'm here I'm here, can you move a little?" He said this, and the farmer just started to hug him more "Nu" Sebastian just let they be... This night Sebastian and the farmer had a beautiful dream 🥺🥺🥺

This was more long that I thought, I hope u like it!!! (Tell me if someone is wrong! Is more easy make mistakes when I write something longe)

omg HAHAHHAHA this is so cute anon!!!

Omg it would be so funny to see the farmer drunk for the first time. Seb would DEFINITELY take a video of them and show it to them the next day LMAO they'd be so horrified!!

But he'd tell them they were so cute when they were so clingy. He probably blushed a lot when the farmer was drunk flirting with them HHWKA Sebastian would tease them that he'll show the video to Sam and Abigail but tbh, he never will, it'll just be his secret hehe. He'll probably rewatch the vid again and again because of how cute you were 😭😭😭😭

"Sebbyyyyyyy," the farmer rolled his name off of their tongue. They were already drunk and on the bed lying.

Sebastian chuckled as he was untying his sneakers. "Yes?" he replies.

As he turned to face the farmer, he was surprised to see them stripping!

"He-hey, what are you doing!" Sebastian asks, grabbing their hands, blushing furiously.

"...But it's so hot...," they whined. Sebastian took a moment to cool off before facing them again. They were already married but situations like this still makes his face redden.

"Now, now, let's...let's just get into bed," he says. The farmer looked at him for a moment then suddenly pulled him towards them.

He was now on top of them!

"Hehe. You're cute when you look like that," the farmer says, pinching his cheek.

Now he was blushing like mad.

"We'll make...lots of babies...," they continue. They laced their hands around the back of his neck and was slowly pulling Sebastian towards them to give a kiss when suddenly-

"Ah!'

The farmer passes out, burying Sebastian's face in their neck, surprising him. He takes a second to adjust himself up again.

As he looked at the farmer now sleeping peacefully, he laughs.

"What am I ever going to do with you?"

(this prompt is so cute I might do a short drabble about it!!!)

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 03.04.21 lb

aryan is literalllllllly the fuckin dumbest. zero peripheral vision or gut feels.

lmaoooooooooooo yeah right, i’d like to see you shoot at vansh bhai, aryan. i really wanna see this lololololol.

lo aa bhi gaya vansh. (fuck he looks good in this shirt!!!!!! damn my stupid hormones making me horny for the absolute baaaaaaaaare minimum.)

ANGREEEEEEEEEEEE ZINDA HAIIIIIIIIII BHAGWAAN KA LAAKH LAAKH SHUKAR, MAIN MAHA MRITYUNJAYA JAAP KARWAUNGIIIII ISKE NAAM PAR

vansh [seeing an obviously shot angre]: angre, kya hua???

samosa khaate waqt ketchup kandhe pe gira diya........... DIKH NAHI RAHA HAI KI GOLI LAGI HAI TERE CHUTIYE BHAI KI WAJAAH SE?!?!!?! ANGRE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN A FUCKING RAISE, MY GOD.

plan ke hisaaaaaaaaaab se. god i hate all the men in this show so much. angre honestly, why are you suchhhhhh a chaaatu for vansh’s ootpataaang plans?!?!

anyway long story short, vansh saw aryan spying, went and replaced all of aryan’s bullets with blanks, and sent the sms about riddhima being alive. LMAO DOES THAT MEAN HE ALSO CONNED A COOL 2 CR. OUTTA ARYAN?!?!!?! ASDKSADJLASKDJLKASDJKAS GOOD JOB, VANSHHHHHHHH.

angre like why i had to die for this tho???? oh angre, you sweet summer child. do you know NOTHING about your bhaiyya/bhaabi’s amaaaaaaazing relationship????? you think he’d give up a chance to emotionally manipulate her like this????

how’d the dumbass finalllllllllllllllly figure this is real riddhima tho??? also he has fully made his peace with treating his PREGNANT WIFE this way huh????

ishani/siya having a girly convo about siya’s “date”. ishani’s like “was it sizzling, burning, sensational?”

uhhhhhhhhh siya, if you’re feeling all these things, you should go see a gynaec. sounds like an STI to me.

this is a very creepy convo ishani is leading, about how far siya got with vyom. who wants such specific sexual details from their sister????????

asalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskljk ishani is like “men are like goats [....] they’re dumb. and women are powerful.” can’t say i disagree.

anyway this convo is really dumb and cringey and i can’t take it anymore. inke bhaiyya ka chutiyaapa dikhao, instead of this nonsense. 

angre is over the moon ki this is riddhima bhaabi itself, unaware that boss is fuming ki uska chutiya kat raha hai.

6 ghante 6 ghante 6 ghante blah blah blah FUCKING OUT WITH IT ALREADY

the only time i like vansh as a person is when he’s smirky over buddhu banaao-ing aryan. 

idhar aryan ne aake chugli kar di sabke saamne.

yeh anupriya ka kya hi chakkar hai, idgi. is she fr on vansh’s side now??????

riddhima khud entry maaar rahi, to prove aryan right.

everyone except siya’s reactions are like ugh, this bitch again 😒😒😒

LMAO VANSH/ANGREEEEE LOST RIDDHIMA AND SHE REACHED HOME BY THEN

ouff 10 min of dadi’s mafia queen reactions nonsense now.

lo vansh bhi aa gaya.

ASALKJDLASJDLSKAJDLKSAJDLKSAJDLKSALDKJLAS DADI STANDING ON THE STAIRS PULLING THAT KHAANDANI RIFLE ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LEGIT LOSING IT LMAO.

ALSO ISHAANI IS STANDING BEHIND DADI, FULLY FOR IT. BAGAAAWATTTT KII PYAARI BEHENAA NE!

riddhima trying to interfere to save vansh (why???), and dadi’s like STFU B.

lol vansh playing stone cold stupid, like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

he’s spinning yarn after yarn ki “YEH riddhima hai, WOH jisko maara woh humshakal thi. MERA PYAAAAAAAR WOULD NEVER GIVE ANY OF US DHOKAAAAAAAAAAAA.” pftttttttt.

vansh breaking it down for the truuuuuuuuuuuuuly stupid, ki he shot a girl who had riddhima’s face, she was dead, aryan confirmed it. now there’s a riddhima standing in front of all of them. thus............???????

bechaara aryan. bachpan mein thode aur badaam khaata toh shaayad itna bewakoof nahi hota.

lollipop girl is nodding appreciatively at all this drama; she’s honestly the most relatable character here. if i was a houseguest here, main bhi roz roz mazze looot rahi hoti in chutiyon ka.

le aryan ne phir bandook taan di riddhima par, to get her to uglofy the truth. ab toh isko pakka maar padne waali hai. remains to be seen by whom. hoping it’s vansh as per usual, but i shall take dadi also.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDDHIMA’S LIKE ARYAN HAD KIDNAPPED ME. OMFG LOLLIPOP LADKI’S EXPRESSION AT THAT. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY VANSH/RIDDHIMA’S DEVIOUS ASSES.

anyway riddhima flipped the whole damn game and is like dadi, aryan wanted to make you distrust vansh and that’s why he did all this and lmaoooooooo even vansh is a little stunned for a second or two and then jumps in and starts haan mein haan milaao-ing with wifey’s story.

ARYAN LIKE HEIN HEIN HEIN HO KYA RAHA HAI YEH SAB?!!?!?!? HAAAYE BECHAARA. SO SO STUPID HE IS. 

riddhima rubbing it in reallllllllll good in front of dadi ki aryan tried to killllllllll meeeeeeeee!!!!! and now aryan’s like bitch imma kill you both istg and got the gun on them.

LOLLIPOP LADKI’S AMAZING FACES LIKE GO ONNNNNNNNN, DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT, I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO IT, SIR. LMAO MAN I LOVE HER.

ASLKADJLAKSJDLASKJDLKSAJLDKJSLAKDJLAS DADI’S GOT HER GUN SET ON ARYAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!! honestly, this whole family is just so fucking dysfunctional, there needs to be a wholeass team of mental health specialists monitoring them and writing case reports about them at all times.

vansh trying to talk aryan down and got shot in the arm for it. pehli baar aryan ne zindagi mein kuch sahi kiya hai.

LOLLIPOP GIRL IS HORNY AT THAT ALSO. MAN SHE’S SUCH A WHORE FOR DRAMAAAAAAAAA AND I FULLY RELATE TO IT.

oh goddamnit. he didn’t get shot. coz aryan sucks at aiming, just like he does at everything else.

ASLKJFDSLKJFLSDKJFLDSKJFLKDSJ VANSH STALKED UP TO HIM AND WAS LIKE “TUMHARA NISHAANA HAMESHA SE HI KHARAAB THA” AND GAVE HIM ONE SOLID SOCK TO THE JAW FOR THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone make rrahul trim his damn beard, that thing is like a foot off his face. there must be whole ass beehives and civilizations inhabiting it.

aryan passing by dadi and is like you’re making a big mistake believing vansh/riddhima and their lying asses. and what did he get for that? one jhaapad from dadi also. lol. just not his dayyyyyyyyyyy, man.

LOLLIPOP GIRL’S SMIRKING AND HAS HER ARMS CROSSED AND I LEGIT ONLY CARE FOR HER REACTION SHOTS IN THIS SHOW NOW, LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE.

oh shit dadi is throwing aryan out the house. does he have anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy skills to fend for himself outside this place? he’s gonna die in like 15 minutes.

dadi warning vansh ki if aryan’s baat sahi nikli, she gonna murder his and riddhima’s asses too. hey vansh??? now would be a good time to take your 5000 cr. and fuck off outta this crazy house rn.

riddhima can’t stop reliving angre’s death.

vansh’s here and just sooooooooooo cool about it. shouldn’t that tip her off?!?!?!?!

she’s like BITCH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PSYCHOPATH, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS DEAD AND YOU’RE LIKE MEH????? HE DIED FOR YOU.

ohohohohohohoho ofc, he’s like he didn’t die for ME, he died for YOU. you and your dhoka are why he’s dead. today angre’s dead, tomorrow it’ll be me. waaaaaaaaaaah bhai. amazingggggggggg manipulation only. you should write papers and give TED talks about it, that’s how much of an expert you are at this.

do not tellllllllllllllllllllllllllll me she falls for this shit. pls god do not.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HER BRAIN FINALLY WORKED!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’S LIKE IF ARYAN’S SUCHHHHHHHHHHH A POOR SHOT THAT HE COULDN’T HIT YOU WHEN YOU WERE LIKE 5 FEET AWAY FROM HIM, HOW TF DID HE GET ANGRE RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEART FROM SO FAR AWAY?????????? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SIS, THIS THE KINDA SHIT I’VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE FROM YOU FOR AGES NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

lol vansh is really pushing on the 6 ghante thing and she’s like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i get it now.

toh ofc he has to resort to sexy fuckery and pulls her under the shower to seduce it outta her.

riddhima don’t think with her pussy no more. she’s like you want the truth????/ i gotta confirm some shit first. took the gun (which he’d taken from aryan earlier) and left.

yup she went outside and found a blood ka packet. lolllllllllllllllllll vansh ki khairrrrrrrrrrrr nahi ab.

sopping wet saiyyaan is like what youuuuuuuu doing??? and she pulled the gun on him. bwahahahahaha. sis not so much of an idiot anymore.

LMAO SHE SHOT AT HIMMMMMM AND HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT. I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

she’s like bitch you and your lies and your dhokasssssssssss.

oh dang she fully called out his game, from sending aryan to manipulating her into being guilty for angre’s death. MANNNNNNNN, WHY DIDN’T WE HAVE THIS RIDDHIMA FROM THE FUCKING START????????????

oh now he’s gaslighting her about the dhoka. he’s got some nerve. i swear to god he’s asking to be shot for reals.

she’s like you know what, i woulda told you, but now, after all this fuckery, imma take it to the grave. bwahahahahahhahaha, i love it. exactly what my petty ass would do.

challenge challenge challenge and tashan waala walk-off. lol, what’s the point, tum dono ko jaana toh ek hi kamre mein hai.

ishani’s freaking the fuck out at angre’s haalat. oh damn. she really does love him!!!!

angre’s all mehhh, it’s part of the job, and OMG YES ISHANI IS LOSING HER SHIT AT VANSH BHAI’S CONSTANT CONTROL OF THEIR LIVES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“tum pehle mere husband ho, phir unke bodyguard!!!!!!!! HE HAS TO UNDERSTAND HIS LIMITS!!!!!!” OMGGG  YESSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEENNNNNN BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND. LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITH YOUR BOY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idhar riddhima and vansh seem to have made up???? she’s waking him up cheekily, and he’s all “good morning to youuuuu too, my love. 😏😏😏” they fucked in the night, for sho.

he’s like is this love or repentence for yest? and she’s like bitch tf i got to repent for????

lmao the way she’s staring at him as he drinks his coffee makes me think she’s poisoned it. or spat in it, at the very least.

standard pulling and falling and sexy stuff. lol these two are so dysfunctional. constantly trying to sex the other into submission. at least it’s more equal now, than just him making all the moves.

yeah, she’s doing all this shit to protect him from some shit FOR SURE. ugh yaaaaar. oh well, at least she got some chracter development outta it.

lol he got mad at her for not melting at his do takke ka seduction. son, you thought a bloody forehead kiss was enough? we’re not saying SHIT for less than 3 orgasms.

riddhima cooolyyyy regarding jeeta-jaata chalta-phirta angre, who thankfully has some sharam for his actions.

she’s like don’t worry, i’m not mad at you, i know vansh put you up to it; and he’s like yeah you know i have zero self respect when it comes to vansh bhai. he says jump, i ask how high.

and she’s like you’re your own person dude. and i hope you’ll one day realize that and do what you think is right, not just what vansh tells you to. DUDE I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DIDN’T GIVE US THIS RIDDHIMA TILL NOW. 

asdkljlaskjdlaskjdlaskjdlaksjdlkasj vansh speaking chinese was really not necessary but....... lol ok.

wtf even is this black box, dude?????? like.............. you know what, idec anymore. nothing in this show is worth wasting brain cells over.

snort, vansh assures his shady business friends that the black box is in safe hands, and instantly riddhima comes and picks it up from the table.

some sultry talk about love and war as they keep taking the box from each other. lol man you’re both so fucking lame.

anyway he put it in the safe and is being patronizing to her, and she’s like be careful at how you play this........ “kahin meri dukhti ragg pe haath na lag jaaye....” OH DAMN. DUDE. I THINK SHE’S LOST THE BABY OR SOMETHING. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT’S HURT HER MASSIVELY TO BRING ABOUT SUCH A DRASTIC CHANGE (OTHER THAN THE SHOW MOVING FROM TV TO ONLINE)

asldkjsaldjlskadjlksadjlksajd she’s threatening to tell dadi that he played this whole farce in front of her and he’s like U WOT MATEEEE

anyway both of them smilingly fucking each other up about 6 ghante ka raaz and how the other one will lose. man, y’all need SO MUCH THERAPY.

riddhima’s here talking to stupid shunya fucker; and he’s just laughing and talking about his stupid saxophone.

he’s all only the two of us know about this deal we have, no one else in the worldddddddddd knows......

and she’s like actually................................. there’s a third person.

cut to: MY DIL JAAN JIGAR KA TUDKA KABIR, STILL IN CHAINS, SCREAMING RIDDHIMA’S NAME, AND GROWLING ABOUT HOW VANSH WILL KILL HER WHEN HE FINDS OUT HER SECRET.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. why did she have to tell vyom that kabir knows? now vyom’s gonna try and kill kabir for sure and i want the reverse to happen!!!!!!!! please god gimme some #kava love where vansh saves kabir from vyom to make up for that one time kabir saved his life from chang!!!!!! i just want my two boys together!!!!!!!!!

precap: same old chutiyapa. vansh got her fingerprints off a glass to open her phone; she tries to steal the black box from his secret room and he catches her. abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaaar. 

[ho-kayyy]

So don’t stop now. I’m fallin for you, I can’t lie. I wanted you to stay! Cause it’s hard to run away !

FEELS LIKE IM FALLIN FOR THE FIRST TIME

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, WHEN I CANT GO TO SLEEEEEP, UNLESS YOURE LYING NEXT TO MEEEEEEEEE

[harryfeatgaga]

OMFG LIGHTS UP LOVE IS NOT REAL IM IN FUCKING HEAVEN

SO BEAUTIFUL

Anonymous said: If Jon Hamm’s already there can he introduce harry? SHOW US YOUR BIG DICKS JON AND HARRY

Anonymous said: I’m so overwhelmed this so much hotent

I KNOW

Anonymous said: Oh my god........................... That performance was fucking beautiful. I'm speechless holy fucking shit. I'm sobbing. -slut anon

IM SOBBIJGNJG

Anonymous said: IM FICKING CRYING LIKE IM NOT EVEN JOKING ALHSKSS THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

MEEEEEEEEE

HE BETTER FOR THE NEXT ONE LOVED THE GIRLS ANNOUNCIGN HIM THO

Anonymous said: OMFG LIGHTS UP LOVE IS NOT REAL IM IN FUCKING HEAVEN

THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

Anonymous said: He looks like when he was a baby in the blonde hair I can’t believe he’s still just a babie

A BABIEEEEE

Anonymous said: Why does gang!harry look exactly like the tweaker who hangs around my local train station

DFJNBHRGHUFJNRBHFJ

Anonymous said: Stop fucking lying Paige he WAS playing the piano, and also juggling while preforming the monologue. Stop DIMINISHING HIS TALENT

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#5

Me: I have nothing to read :(

Webtoon: You have 8 different stories that you haven’t touched in months and could provide hours of enjoyable reading time

My bookshelf: You’ve bought like 3 books that you’ve yet to read

Tumblr: Theres so many fanfics that you haven’t finished reading

Me: *sigh* nothing at all...

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#4

Do you wuuuuvvvvv meeeeeeeee? :3

I wuvvvvvvvvvvvvv you so much :333

4 notes • Posted 2021-02-19 17:09:06 GMT

#3

Hey! So rewatching sander sides.... again, and I noticed something hilarious in ‘a new year of lying to myself’

Whenever Virgil is saying “Or stop doing��� he glances at Princey.

Like he’s saying “B-tch I’m anxiety, and even I know you’re being to extra. Take a chill pill and a freaking break. Thomas doesn’t need to save the world every night you over achieving middle school theatre geek”

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#2

When I see the tag ‘sander sides’ go from 2nd to 7th in trending

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#1

Question: is it hard being so perfect all the time?

Makemskdndknjsjskdndjdjjdjdhdd. Ok /listen here/-

*secretly loves the compliment and will cherish it for the next 6 years*

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[survivormontenegro]

Episode 5: "I just can't believe I did 4 hours of calls for a tribal that literally didn't happen." - Ali

THIS IS UNETHICAL. WE PREPARED FOR THE MOST CRACKED TRIBAL IN HISTORY AND DIDN'T EVEN GO SAKJLDFAFF.

in other news, i think benj flipped and honestly good for him! i think its smart, mitch, michael and noah are all messes. i'm feeling SO much better about my spot in the game, like we can hopefully keep voting JJ till we go to a tribal, and I can start trying to build those cross-tribe connections YAY. 

in other news, MO IS DOING SO GOOD I THINK! like i think he doesn't like me anymore after the last time i hosted him, but i'm super super proud of him for doing his thing this season yay yay!

i just can't believe i did 4 hours of calls for a tribal that literally didn't happen, I'm truly screaming... now the test is how long it takes JJ to find out EEEEEK.

IM SORRY. Excuse me but IM SORRY. Why do people keep targeting me. LIKE HELLO IM NICE. Plus I think I'm being pretty genuine. Thank god for Benj, my social game is coming IN HARD. Mitch and Michael totally bold faced lied to me. Mitch even said that he wanted us to be strong together, BUT right after tribal he was said "I must say I'm really sorry."  OOOOOOF STrong OOOF

What's on my mind you ask? The fact that budva won the challenge when the lyrics didnt match what they were lip syncing OOP

but also Serious confessional time woop woop! For starters, I fricked up HARDCORE. First thing i said is that i would target Noah if we ever went to tribal and what do i do? Yeah, lets go for Caleb :D. Tribal Lines. REEEE! Now all of the og doormentors dont trust me which is just great (woohooo)!!!! Big rip to my g Noah. I actually thought we might have had something going if we just won immunity but things happen. We were so robbed in the music video challenge ugh (looks at hosts who arent named alyssa or nicole). Anywhoooo yeah despite me lying to half of the people here, they all like me well enough so i dont think im going anywhere anytime soon. Im a social icon so be ready for more of meeeeeeeee

Soooo..... that happened

It was kinda lucky I was in a movie for 2 hours after the deadline so I didn't have to face immediate backlash lmao but there wasn't that much, mitch was pretty chill about it what a king, if I can help it id want it to be Michael next over him, speaking of Michael he hasn't talked to me about it or much before so we shall see where that goes...

Our video was ROBBED even with the penalty

I love the other 4 and I hope they don't end up fucking me over... hehe

I bet the other budvas on the other tribe are wondering who flipped JKFJS

But ya I just hope we can win cuz if we keep losing its bound to be me eventually but I feel like doing this if I make merge def gives me more options than others cuz ill have these 4 og greens who now trust me and then my old friends from budva who I didn't betray like ali and ian who im excited to reunite with

so ya we will see how it works out !

I told Alex lol

It has been a HOT minute.

First of I can’t believe punctuality defeated Alex. I am shook. I deadass thought we were gonna lose. Like on call with Tom he jokingly mentioned that what if we actually won immunity amidst all the scheming, plotting and lying that has happened this round. I am just blown away. And now Noah is gone and presumably someone from OG budva flopped? I’m thinking it’s Mitch tho hmmm. Kinda hoping Benj is safe!!

On another note tho, like here’s some interesting tea!!  *insert sc of convo with Tom I sent hehehehe* (Johnny note: ^ you can ask ian about this idk what hes talkin about)

Like Omg JJ would have been 100% going if we went to tribal?? There was going to be no revote because Jules, Tom and presumably Evan flipped at the last minute. I am screaming!! Ali really got through to Jules making it look that JJ is a hot crazy mess. Like I am just screaming tbh. I love OG Budva Baes, I really feel thankful to have been swapped with like not shady people from my og tribe hehehe

So rn if we do end up going to tribal council, I do hope the plan is still JJ and either Tom or Jules still flips on him. Hopefully those three are keeping quiet about their flip so we can get JJ out of this game.

On a different note, like I know he’s a threat and all but I’m really liking Tom. It’s really just the Straight Connection™ ahsjdjd Like idk I just want to align with Aussie’s and all hahaha. Jason and I are planning on forming like a side alliance with Tom and possibly Evan lol. I did promise Tom I was gonna have his back if he flipped and tho the flip didn’t happen because we won immunity, I still plan on doing that but I better keep my eye on Tom tho because I don’t want him to be my UgH Brett this season.

Me and Ali are doing an EXCELLENT job at acting like we don't know each other and going deep undercover in our tribe, like, if I'm gonna be proud of anything in this game so far it'll be that and not being first boot. But mostly that. I really hope that we go far together in this game with Julia because I think the three of us could make a really good team.

C*befield is a cursed game!! literally had my laptop opened for hours doing the trick tom told us in the chat and when I finally stopped at 15B the hosts says it’s in invalid because it needs to be the game over screen but the game literally glitched so I keep going on to infinity without hitting cubes or getting game over Grrr

RIP mine and Ali’s laptop

Also Tom is drunk on the tribe chat rn. Now we just need Julia to be drunk ahsjdjd

okay Evan I see you. Making dumb dumb decisions GRRR. Him leaking EVERYTHING to JJ, like what was the endgame? He just burns everyone across the board.

With that said, if we have to go to tribal I still want JJ gone. I can't deal with anymore, him like asking to call me while i was drunk with friends on my way back from prom is so annoying, like... my life is not games, i literally.. was with friends like... boundaries.

i feel bad being mean to JJ but ughhhhhhhh. Evan also needs to have not done anything he just did. I literally... was gonna be in such a pickle next vote because Jason/Ian would've wanted Evan out, but Thomas/Jules wouldn't have. He like panicked about how out of the loop he was (which I can understand and respect), but like... this was such a, SUCH a poor way of handling it. JJ is gonna be on a reign of terror, its just going to be so tiring.

I just... am really tired of it. I'm annoying, and I get that, so its hypocritical for me to get mad at the others but like... GRRR.

i just want a final five of me, jules, julia, tom and benj. LET ME HAVE THAT.

Tom and I bonding over JJ FINALLY going home? ICONIC, SHOWSTOPPING

jj = mess

I am not sure if I already submitted a confessional on the shit that went down today but here we go.

So I wake up to see all is well. Nothing has happened much. Then Evan comes here asking me if I voted JJ and questioning me with all kinds of shit. The kid is legit panicking because from what Tom told me, he was the last to know of the flip against JJ. So now Evan thinks he’s at the bottom and is sweating bricks. All of a sudden JJ blows up in the tribe chat and he freaking knows we were gonna send him out the game if we lost the music video challenge.

I then learn that presumably mcfreaking Evan fucking leaked to JJ that he was getting voted out which caused all this mess on the tribe chat with JJ calling Tom, Jules, Evan, Ali and Julia out for lying to him and that he’s thanking me and Jason for being straight up to him? Umm I don’t get this tho because me and JJ literally did not exchange any talks about the vote. So I don’t get where he’s going with this lol. Jules was trying to calm JJ down and she was laying down the law whew. I mean if anything this blow up just secured my allaince’s control?? Like now Tom and Jules are with us and they know Evan is a rat and JJ is sinking. UNLESS this is just a freaking ploy by them in which they are being oh so extra ahsjdjd

Right now if I would have my way, Budva baes along with Tom and Jules work together for this vote. We throw most of our votes at JJ and that may include Evan. And then we tell JJ who’s pretty desperate right now to vote for Evan. I would want someone to throw one or two votes at Evan as a safety cushion in case JJ pulls out an idol. Here’s to hopIng everything goes accordingly for the Budva Baesss

Well fuck i've flopped on confessing my sins again. So last round I made probably the shittiest music video..... and I won. How in the fuck. TAKE THAT BITCHES! ON TIME QUEEN BETTER THAN A LATE ONE! But so JJ is super fucking annoying toward the original Budva people, such as myself. But he has also annoyed his tribe pretty bad. Sooooooo Jules flipped. This round it looks like he is gonna go but Evan talks too much and I wanna kill him.

RN im a paranoid mess because people are telling me to vote michael and im kind of forced to do that? The problem is, I like michael a lot so i really hope we win this challenge because i think we have a good shot. It also doesnt help that we got rid of the majority so now i could very well be going here.

[no-crap-fm]

Say What You Say

This was based on the following prompt - You are definitely drunk-texting the wrong number but I’m bored so I’m gonna keep this going for a while AU

Finn sighed as he toed off his boots after closing the front door. Football practice left him knackered and starved. Archie and the rest of the lads were headed for the local. Finn took a pass and opted to spend the evening in. After having the tea his dad left in the oven for him, Finn headed up to his room. He dropped his sweaty football gear on the armchair near his bed. Finn took a quick shower and changed into some pajamas. Finally getting to lie down, Finn closed his eyes while the gentle voice of Morrissey filled his space. He was about to pick up a book when his phone vibrated. Blindly palming it from his nightstand, Finn peeked at the screen.

01476 566715 - What are you doing???

It was a number Finn didn’t recognize. He tapped out a response, thinking it may be one of the footie lads or someone from college.

Finn - Nothing. Who is this?

It could easily be one of the many unknown birds who flocked to him. He wasn’t thrilled by that idea. Random girls texting him was not an unusual experience. He’d threatened to curl up any of his mates if they gave his number out without his consent again. His face scrunched up in concentration. A response from the sender popped up.

01476 566715 - Shurrup Chloe. I need your hep.

Finn - I think you got the wrong number, mate.

01476 566715 - Stop teasin Chloe i’mserious  Don’t you have my number in yer phone??? It’s Rae you twat…NOWHELPMEE

His heart surprised him and sped up as he read the name. His eyebrows lifted as he read over the message before typing.

Finn - Rae who?

He was going to play it cool.

01476 566715 - ya serious? yer not me bessie. ‘sRae. Rae. Earl. You. Twat.

Rae? Rae was texting him. He quickly added her name and number to his contacts. Finn and Rae had been in some of the same group messages between the gang. He realized he’d never paid enough attention to the threads to add Rae. It made him realize that as much as they saw each other that they never spoke on the phone. He concluded that was how Rae had his number.

01476 566715 - What are you doing???

01476 566715 -  I’m dyin here Chlo

Rae must think she’s texting Chloe. Finn thought he should type something and set her straight. His phone vibrated as he was launching the keyboard to respond.

01476 566715 - Chloe I need your help wit Finnnnnn

His fingers froze. Before he could consider his actions he typed out a new message.

Finn - What about Finn?

Rae- Help meeeeeeeee helpmemememe

Finn scowled as he read the message.

Finn - Are you drunk, Rae?

Rae- Course! Archie said I was ffffffukt

Finn laughed aloud. Rae was drunk texting him. Well, Chloe, as far as Rae was concerned. It made him smile. Then the worry set in.

Finn - Are you OK, Rae? Do I need to come get you?

Rae- Nononononon ‘m fine

Finn - Where are you, Rae?

Rae- I’m home. OK mum???? now hep me wit Fffinnn

Fighting another smile, he typed.

Finn - How can I help, Rae?

Rae- I can’t stop thinking about him andiknowhehatesme Sometimesss i jus wanna grab his face and snog himtodeath in the middle thepub

Finn grinned from ear to ear. This was a new development. He would love nothing more than for Rae to do exactly that in the middle of The Swan. It took him a moment to decipher Rae’s terrible typing in the middle. He knit his brow as he clicked his reply.

Finn - He does not hate you, Rae.

Definitely, not, Finn had been struggling with the fact he was in love with the girl. He just had no idea how to tell her.

Rae- Yehedoes. he can't stand me…allwe do es argue

Finn smiled.

Finn - I think he argues with you because he likes to wind you up. I bet he thinks it’s cute. ;o)

Finn actually loved seeing Rae get worked up. She was so passionate. It was quite a turn on for him. His imagination frequently ran wild thinking how Rae’s passion could be channeled in ways other than arguing about music.

Rae- thefuck? why? Chloe I’m not cute. You know I’m a mad fat mess

What was she on about? Rae, a mess? Finn shook his head as he typed.

Finn - You’re not a mess, Rae. You’re lovely.

Rae- Stop it chloe.

Finn - I mean it, Rae. You’re beautiful. :o)

Rae - How come your name isn’t coming up wif your number?

Finn’s heart stuttered nervously. He wanted to keep Rae chatting.

Finn - Never mind about that, Rae. Just talk to me.

A few moments passed without a response from Rae. He was getting anxious Rae may be sobering up. If she realized it wasn’t Chloe on the other end of the line she was bound to be very cross.

Finn - Rae? Please.

Rae - But Chlo yousaid that boys don't like big girls i think you're right finn could never fancy me

The fuck? What rubbish had Chloe been spewing to Rae? His brow furrowed as his anger rose at Rae’s words. “Some best mate,” Finn muttered to himself as his fingers flew over his screen.

Finn - Look, Rae, I was wrong. I should have never said anything as shitty as that.

He grinned as he considered a means of retaliation.

Finn - I must have been jealous of the way Finn’s always looking at you. I didn't mean it. Any lad would be lucky to have you, Rae.

Feeling proud of himself as he hit the send button, Finn hoped his words would make Rae feel better.

Rae - Now you’re just being daft.

Finn sighed. How could funny, strong, smart Rae think he wouldn’t fancy her?

Finn - No, I’m not, Rae. Finn just isn’t good with words. You know that.

Rae - But he talks to me! 

Finn - Of course he does, Rae. He likes talking to you. And we all know Finn doesn’t like talking to anybody.

Finn hoped that would help. It was a bit awkward talking about himself in the third person. Something about it was giving him a bit of clarity though. He felt more comfortable telling Rae about how he felt as Chloe. Biting his lip, he tried a new tactic.

Finn - You want to know something, Rae?

Rae - WHAT??

Finn - Izzy told me that Chop thinks you and Finn would do well together.

While Finn was certain that Izzy was told no such thing by Chop, Finn had certainly been told as much by his gap-toothed mate. Chop was always talking about how cool Raemundo was; how she was a top bird. Finn didn’t disagree, he just didn’t want to discuss his feelings with Chop. As highly as Finn thought of Chop, he knew full well that Chop would love to take the piss out of Finn for having a crush.

Rae - Give over! Thas bullshit.

Finn - It’s true! Besides, Izzy thinks you two would be a cute couple.

Finn had heard Izzy say it about pretty much any couple. Why not he and Rae?

Rae - Now you're just lying. Anyway, Chloe, I need your help.

Finn - I’m not lying! Finn proper fancies you…

A new message appeared before Finn could send the text sitting in his bubble.

Rae - How do I get over him, Chlo? I need to stop this. It hurts.

Finn paused. Rae was in pain because of him? He blinked repeatedly and felt his chest tighten. The last thing he wanted was to hurt Rae. His lower lip squeezed between his teeth as he typed.

Finn - Rae, you shouldn’t hurt over this. Why don’t you just tell him? I know he’d be pleased. Talk to Finn. I bet if you went over to his right now he’d be glad to see you.

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Finn waited. He knew Rae was typing but nothing came up on his screen. He held his thumb in his mouth, biting at the skin.

Finn - Rae?

Rae - You know what, Chloe? I have half a mind to march over to the fittest lad in Lincolnshire’s house just to prove you wrong.

Finn was proud of her conviction, even if she was totally off the mark.

Finn - If that’s what it takes for you to go talk to him. Go, Rae. I think you’ll find YOU are the one who is wrong. Go, Rae. Please go.

Rae - I’m thinking about it.

Finn was getting impatient.

Finn - What’s to think about? You want to go over there and stop wondering, yeah? I want you to be happy, Rae. Go and be happy.

Maybe he’d said too much. Finn was wide awake at this point. The fatigue of the day washed away in the wave of hopefulness he felt about Rae. He’d wait up all night for her to come over if he had to.

Rae - Chloe, I’m scared.

Finn - Everyone’s scared, Rae. But you are brave. You can do this. I know you can.

Finn was mentally begging Rae to leave her house and come to him.

Rae - This could be a massive mistake, Chlo. He could end up hating me. This could ruin the gang.

Finn was tempted to tell Rae it was him and not Chloe.

Finn - I could never hate you, Rae.

His eyes widened as he read over what he wrote.

Rae - I know you don’t hate me, Chlo. Finn on the other hand…

Finn - Like I said, I could never hate you, Rae. Now come over here. Please.

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… Finn couldn’t write any more. And no response was coming from Rae. He was scared. He felt his eyes stinging and wasn't sure of the cause. Shaking off his anxiety, Finn clutched his phone and went downstairs to make himself a cup of tea.

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Glancing at his screen, Finn sipped his tea. As he lowered his mug a knock at the front door broke the silence of the house.

Opening the door, Finn leaned against the frame. An enormous smile appeared on his face as his eyes landed on the loveliest person he knew. Her own mouth curved into a knowing smirk. Raising an eyebrow, she said, “Hiya…Chloe.” Holding back a laugh, he said, “Hiya.” Rae took a step closer, “Going to invite me in?” Finn moved aside and swept his arm to allow her entry. “Of course. Do you fancy a cuppa, Rae?” She lowered her eyes as she entered the warmth of the house. Finn gazed up at the night sky and grinned at the stars before turning after Rae, closing the door.

Goodnight…

Thanks for reading this one!