#STOP DATING MIKE
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I would very much enjoy it if s5 introduced a queer coded guy in the first few eps and everyone just assumed that he's Will's new love interest and that after Mike rejects Will, then Will is going to get with this new guy..
But then the guy starts flirting with Mike instead.
And Will was happy to support Mike's relationship with his sister (who is now Mike's ex), but he is NOT going to let this random dude flirt with the love of his life!!!!!
#this has probably been said before but i cant stop thinking about it#i would laugh so hard if episodes cane out weekly and mlevens started shipping the guy with will#only for the guy to want mike instead#anyway jealous!will for the win#bcus he will be pissed if mike dates a guy who is Not him#byler#stranger things#will byers#mike wheeler
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#classic doctor who#doctor who#doctor who memes#3rd doctor#john benton#mike yates#brigadier lethbridge stewart#sarah jane smith#this is the UNIT dating controversy#(yes sarah is a lady - no that doesnt stop the 'theyre gay for each other' rumours)
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this scene is so funny to me because he hit on her mom like.HE HIT ON HER MOM.THEY'RE EX LOVERS WHO DIDN'T TALK TO EACH OTHER FOR YEARS AND SHE CHEATED ON HER FIANCÉ WHO'S ALSO HIS CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND/CRUSH WITH HIM RIGHT BEFORE THEIR MARRIAGE.AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS HE SAYS TO HER IS THIS.
#also he stopped his date to talk to her and says this.immediatly.completely out of pocket.#hes so fucking funny#patrick zweig#tashi duncan#art donaldson#zendaya#josh o'connor#mike faist#challengers#he may not be a twink anymore in this scene but hes still as smug and annoying as before
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After coming out to hop will wants to introduce his new boyfriend, hopper is ecstatic until mike wheeler walks through the door and he deadpan says "no" as michael flys across the room as if El were there
#Hopper the ally#Hopper the Mike hater#Byler#stranger things#michael wheeler i know what you are#’STOP DATING MY KIDS WHEELER’
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Thinking about how people think Byler isn't reciprocated but only because it's spread apart.
In season 4, episode 8, Will tells Mike that he is the heart of the party, leading them into battle in a painting of their DnD characters.
But in season 2, episode 8, Mike emphasized to Will a story about how he saved the party in DnD.
In season 1, episode 1, Mike tells Lucas and Dustin that they should start a dangerous search party because Will risked himself by throwing a fireball the previous night to save them and would do it for them.
Season 4 isn't Will loving Mike unreciprocated. Season 4 is Will finally reciprocating Mike's love that has just been seemingly dormant for a little while, or quiet.
#stranger things#obsessed with the way mike quieted his love#obsessed with the way mike stopped touching will#obsessed with how it aligns with him dating el#byler#unreciprocated byler#mike wheeler hero
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One belief that I have which shows up repeatedly in my story ideas is that (a) Will would try to date a girl (despite knowing that he’s gay) if he hadn’t been taken to the UD in S1 and (b) Mike would not try to date a girl if El hadn’t shown up. (I don’t feel super-strongly about Mike’s sexuality, but I will usually write him as gay because I think it’s the funnest option.)
#Mike and El did go out in tsepd#but they broke up during the summer of 1985#relatively casually and not really super-related to his sexuality#the ud stuff all stopped in S2#or maybe before???#so hopper didn’t die and the byers family didn’t move#so there was no emotional pressure to keep going out due to outside events#Will’s kind of pissed that Mike’s single and he’s not#when he started dating Tiffany because Mike was dating El
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the year is 2080, mileven was endgame, and people are still making posts about el not being ready to date, like dude we are in the last season, that argument is over, let it go
#if it was in season 1 we would agree but here's the thing MIKE AND EL DIDN'T STARTED DATING IN SEASON 1#not even in season 2#it was season 3#jesus please stop with this argument already#mileven#stranger things
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The way Eleven dumped her boyfriend and got a girlfriend all in the span of 15 minutes, iconic
#an lgbtq legend if you must#I think they should date do they start dating in season 3 or 4 fellas??#I LOVE THEM SMMMM SO IMPORTANT IMAGINE SOULMATES#they truly said fuxk the patriarchy anyways wanna kiss?#the way El did not give a flying fuxk about dumping Mike’s lame ass 😭😭😭stop she is so real for that#also fuck them for not inviting Dustin I mean he is with the cooler gang but bruh at least invite him#AnYways will bby I’ll play dnd with you this losers don’t get it#Max#eleven#elmax#stranger things spoilers#stranger things
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Random headcanon that Will's first crush was actually Lucas Sinclair because Will thinks he's so manly and brave so Mike started sulking like a jealous puppy pulling Will away from Lucas and making it his life mission to protect Will at all cost, and at first Will find it really funny and stupid but then something happened with his dad (or Troy) and Mike stood up for him taking a punch at the action.
So it was sunday late afternoon, Mike's parents at work, Nancy at Barb's, all oblivious on Mike's huge bruise on the cheeks as the two boys sat quietly at his basement's couch. Will, worried while dabbing an ice pack on the forming bruise, Mike, watching Will. Will wanted to say he shouldn't have done that, that he should've just let them say what they want. But Mike looks a little too determined for Will to tell him off so he just lets him be. His little heart fluttering too much— the moment he realized he's different from the rest. A bittersweet memory really.
#Lucas was actually weirded out by Mike's sudden possessiveness#I believe there came a phase where Lucas was so glad Dustin arrived because Mike won't stop glaring at him if he gets too close to Will#Also why Lucas was so mad that he's “flirting” with El instead of finding Will during season 1#Lucas thinks he was tripping back then when Mike and El started dating#Byler#I should sleep
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the amount of times i've added a song to my mike playlist before listening to it again and realising its true home is my el playlist
#they're way too similar#they need to stop dating immediately#st posting#mike wheeler#el hopper#stranger things
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Season 5 spoilers *REAL*
Max wakes up from her coma next season because Byler kisses in the Upside Down and now Lucas & Dustin owe her $10 each.
#this is a joke clearly but like#Max def thought they were boyfriends before hearing about El#Max post s2 like What do you mean they AREN'T dating ?????#fun fact $10 in 1987 is $25 in 2023#stranger things#Byler#st season 5#will byers#mike wheeler#max mayfield#No I won't stop making jokes about this trio thanks for understanding
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it’s obvious byler is gonna be canon (SHHHH MILKVANS I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT)
but when do we think they’re gonna get together like i’m not sure which i want more but i think this calls for a class discussion
#this is so silly to me#i’m a BIG FAN of post time skip#it’s the writer brain in me#i will hate the duffers FOREVER if they leave it open ended#like stop it you are FUELING homophobic milkvans rn#is it just me or does argyle think they’re dating already#stranger things#surfer boy pizza#mike wheeler#will byers#byler#miwi
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not people sending me anons telling me that “they don’t like any men and they’re not ironically lesbians” after my post about finn like cant y’all stop being chronically online for moment, the post said i was in love with him but im not actually in love, i just like him as an actor since i’ve been a fan of his for a long time, i actually thought people would’ve understood it was a joke
#yes i like this actor and no i don’t want to date him dw#yes i’m a lesbian#why do you feel the need to tell me my identity is a joke#oh wait i’m so sorry anon you’re such a good lesbian#you’re being a lesbian in the right way i’ve actually been doing it wrong all this time#please stop embarrassing yourselves guys 😭#hashtag touch some grass#byler#mike wheeler#finn wolfhard
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Once you understand Mike’s character arc, there’s no way that you can doubt about byler.
#likeeeee#Mike’s happy ending is also ending up with Will#accepting himself 😭😭😭#learning that he’s enough#of course he’s going to end up with the boy who makes him feel loved and appreciated and not like a random nerd#this boy thought he should date girls and stop playing games with Will#the same season Karen said “people say that you can’t. that you shouldn’t#the stncy/jncy love triangle being so similar to mlvn/byler#it’s the same narrative structure because it’s about the same thing#not ending in a loveless marriage like their parents who only did it because that’s what society expected from them#they have to break the cycle#both nancy and Mike couldn’t say ily because they aren’t in love#Mike is in love with a boy!!! but he thought he can’t and he shouldn’t wish to be with him the rest of his life
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so when i project my mental illnesses, neurodivergency and queernes on Mike Wheeler i'm the bad guy but when yall project your own hatred for Mike on other characters (Max, Hopper, Jonathan...literally anyone) then that's fine?🤨🤨
#byler#mike wheeler#really getting tired of seeing people make characters hate and treat mike like shit#when they would never actually do something like that in canon#breaking my silence and being an oversensitive bitch#and telling yall that no Max does not genuinely hate mike#jonathan does not genuinely hate mike and want will to move on#no hopper does not genuinely hate mike and would not be pissed at him for dating will#like yeah i get the jokes you do you but some of yall actually convinced yourselves it's true and that's just embarassing#actually personally i'm getting sick of the jokes as well#the whole mike wheeler hate club and everyone bullying mike was funny like the first two weeks but now it's just annoying#but i'm very well aware that this is a me thing and those jokes just aren't for me#so i'm not gonna tell anyone to stop if you wanna bully mike you do you boo have fun#but please don't make characters who would never do that shit do it for you#also no one in the party would start bullying mike and telling will he deserves better after they come out#like i understand teasing and jokingly insulting each other and shit like that#but there is a difference between teasing and bullying#and some of yall be crossing that line and that's just a no for me <3#i know i sound oversensitive and i know i am and that no one else has the same opinion as me#but i really am getting tired of seeing that stuff when i'm just trying to have fun in here#ok i'll shut up now
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was writing a headcanon post but i'm just posting these tag outright now because fkdshjsdkhsa
#—— ✧ ooc »#.tbd.#w i l l r y /#been losing it for weeks thinking abt#elizabeth vc: why did you call uncle henry 'darling'#william vc: [already turning the radio on] i think we should stop talking now#(meanwhile michael is in the passenger seat FUCKING SUFFERING)#the running joke in my mind forever is that mike loves henry but the MOMENT he gets wind of henry and HIS DAD getting involved#bitter bitter boy#mike vc: you have to stop dating him#william vc: i'm not we're not involved i promise#mike vc: i heard you call him 'gorgeous'#william vc: well maybe you should mind your b—#(also will /WOULD/ CALL HIM GORGEOUS GOD)#ANYWAY FKDJFSDA i'm leaving the tags on the post but just. screaming.#literally adding this verse now come get ur Bully William Hours in
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