#STOLITZ IS ENDGAME

[warblogs17282]

Stolas 100% knew that what he was saying in this scene in the apology tour song wasn't true.

This is not the face of a man that is convinced he's telling the truth, like just the upper set of eyes here really speaks to me here.

Honestly, Stolas probably got peer pressured into saying that, considering Verosika kept talking over Stolas during the song. The facial animations during this song are killing me rn they're so good.

Plus, if that didn't convince you, there's proof in the argument Stolas and Blitz had at the start of the episode that Stolas knows it meant at least something to Blitz.

"If by "crushes other's feelings" you mean- end shit before it gets serious, then bingo. I'm doing everyone a favor because relationships are boring."

"Oh, yes, very boring. So what are you doing here, then?"

Stolas calls Blitz the fuck out here for pretending like it meant nothing to him, so we know damn well Stolas was lying when he said 'it didn't mean a thing at all' in the song.

STOLITZ IS ENDGAME

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

I’m sorry, but this is what I don’t get:

Princess Charlie x Vaggie (sinner)

Status: In a relationship (confirmed)

Timeline: Hazbin Hotel pilot episode

Not questioned or antagonised….

King Asmodeus x Fizzarolli (imp)

Status: In a relationship (implied)

Timeline: 1x07 “Ozzie’s”

Not questioned or antagonised….

Beezlebub x Vortex (hellhound)

Status: In a relationship (confirmed)

Timeline: 1x08 “Queen Bee”

Not questioned or antagonised…

Prince Stolas x Blitz (imp)

Status: Situationship (currently)

<> Update <> :

Possibly will become canon at the end of S2 “Sinmas”

GETS QUESTIONED AND ANTAGONISED!

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

✨ THANK YOU! ✨

I’ve been waiting for someone to do this. Unlike someone people (or multiple) who automatically think that this scene is represented as “stockholm syndrome”, which is really getting on my nerves because that puts my mind in a different way of thinking and I didn’t want to think that about my favourite Helluva Boss ship

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[vannahrt]

Vivienne, I- *chokes* please I- *sobs* I just wish- *gag* I- please I don’t have much- *sob*

Don’t fucking look at me.

[birdy-babe]

I feel like the description of Apology Tour is really really important for understanding what’s going on

Mostly because they really genuinely lay it out for us.

“Stolas still not quite being self aware enough at times” still not understanding how he used to talk down to Blitzo, how he’s contributed to the problems they are having, how he begs for Blitzo to ask him to stay while telling Blitzo to go away in the same breath, not quite understanding how his approach to their relationship was probably not the best, how hypocritical it’s to say that he wanted something romantic and blitz ruined it when in the beginning he was the one to make it strictly sexual + he never asked Blitz on a date or anything

“Blitz being Blitz” still jumping to anger to express any negative emotion he feels and being unable to admit to that or apologize for it, being unable to apologize for anything really due to his insecurities, choosing to hurt others to avoid being hurt himself, being selfish by only pointing out how Stolas has hurt him and not addressing how he’s hurt stolas, chasing people away physically and emotionally as a defense mechanism

(But the best part about everything I listed above is both characters, as we have seen in this episode, are working on it. I’m stolas’s song he sings about how maybe he had a part in the breakup too, maybe he was too forward with the wrong things. And Blitzo opening up to Stolas, reflecting on his actions and apologizing, sharing how he truly feels rather than just yelling insults.)

[timkontheunsure]

Helluva Boss summer merch pics of the mugs are adorable

I love Blitz pointing out a UFO to steal Stolas' ice-cream.

Blitz has a little light bulb with the pokie for Stolas ice cream. 😆 Go for it Blitz, Stolas will definitely think it's romantic.

And that Blitz is so in love with Stolas just chilling, reading a book on Blitz's unicorn float.

It's also adorable that Stolas brought one of his pet plants to the beach to enjoy the sunshine.

Ozzie definitely made the killer Sunday for them.

Aww Fizz is a cute sailor suit top.

Bwhahah Ozzie starfish paisties 😆😆

Ozzie made them tinny food thems. Going to guess they both did the sand sculptures.

Aww M&M went to the aquarium as a date.

Moxxie looks like he spent the day taking pictures of Millie, the cuttie.

The little heart tails 😃.

Oh Millie got to shark teddy as a souvenir, oh dear. Hope Moxxie has better luck with the plushie kind. 🤭

Heh while her dad was being silly, and taking ages, Loona tuck a photo of herself.

Moxxie's being grumpy about the photo, and Millie's giving the 'oh you' look. So guessing Blitz is joking about a 3 way again. 🤦

😆 Blitz is saying cheese, and giving people with horns bunny ears.

They've made an IMP sand castle together, and Blitz has drawn them all in it, and made a little flag. 😃

Stolas on Blitz unicorn inflatable, and Fizz and Ozzie on their rubber ring are in the background. 🙂

Wait a minute there really was a UFO 😆😆😆

And Loona missed getting a photo of it.

[atrociousgargamelitis]

You know what we call this where I come from?

✨SUBTLE FORESHADOWING✨

[daddyhoothoot]

If you’re anti Stolitz, I don’t trust you

[saurusk]

Late night rooftop conversation and a rekindled relationship 💕

Some soft Blitz/Fizz ~

(Might add a background later--who knows)

[sweetshelluvaau]

I was joking with a friend earlier how funny it'd be if after the Full Moon and Blitzo getting a bit more his shit together he enters a Polycule with Fizz and Ozzie but Stolas is still being a pissbaby about Blitzo not loving him only for Fizz and Ozzie to sit him down and be like 'dude, we're gonna help you making a dating profile and help you get over your self-pity ass so you can leave our boyfriend alone', only for Stolas to be confused before Blitzo walks in like "Hey I'm boyfriend btw".

Just picture the look on Stolas' face guys. Just...picture it...

[anthurak]

So this is a take that I imagine won’t make me a lot of friend…

But this clip from the trailer is NOT actually Blitzo rescuing Stolas.

Really look at what this shot is showing and what it is implying:

The shadow of a giant claw, likely created by Andrealphus or Stella (probably the former, given the other shot), coming down to crush Stolas and Blitzo. With what seems to be an injured and probably defenseless Stolas being held by Blitzo who in turn is also holding up a sword of some kind towards the approaching shadow in a defiant gesture.

The thing is, this is NOT a shot meant to convey strength from Blitzo but rather helplessness. It is showing Blitzo making a desperate yet clearly futile attempt to protect Stolas as they are both about to die.

This shot is not conveying Blitzo saving Stolas. This shot is setting up both Blitzo and Stolas to be saved by someone else.

I mean, we’ve all seen stuff like this before, right? The big ominous shadow of smashing coming down on its would-be victims, followed by a smash to black. Then a shot of said victims realizing they have not been smashed, followed by a reveal of whoever has jumped in at the last moment to stop the smashing.

So that just leaves the question of WHO is going to be saving these two?

A few options do come to mind: Octavia with the Grimoire displaying her newfound power as a Goetia, Loona with the Grimoire displaying the magical talent we’ve gotten subtle hints towards all series, Loona AND Octavia working together, Moxxie via headshotting Andraelphus with the blessed carbine he swiped from Striker all the way back in Season 1…

However, the option I find the MOST interesting, especially as it pertains to potential character development, is VASSAGO. Particularly if he’s already been set up as a potential love-interest for Stolas.

In which case him swooping in for a big dramatic rescue of Stolas (and Blitzo) could totally clench him as Stolas’ big rebound going into Season 3.

[nyxofdemons]

still the stolago shipper in me but i desperately hope that, if we do get the vassago rebound era, it somehow involves vassago, without even knowing about stolas' drunken ramble, quoting back to him "i desire to see you, to hold you, to talk to you, to never let you feel so [unhappy]" or SOMETHING of the like

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

Those who sling together swing together 🤣

[opheliathestarqueen]

Man it hurts to see that your OTP may be better off without each other 😭

[ghostvibesonly]

can we please not instantly hate on the only other guy showing genuine interest in stolas and act as if he’s gonna end up being a terrible person that blitzø’s gonna “save” stolas from

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

Lovelies what the actual fuck was ‘apology tour’ I demand compensation for the emotional damage I received