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onlyhereforangst · 5 years ago

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WWR

Ok so maybe I shouldn’t call this Weekly Wednesday Reflections anymore since I’m terrible at writing it in time 🤷🏻‍♀️ granted it is Wednesday...just a week late 😅

I’m pretty sure this is my new favorite Ellick episode. After rewatching it, I’m just so- happy with it. From exploring Ellie’s range of emotions and character depth to the progress we saw in their relationship just 🥰

The opening scene already gives us SO MUCH. First, they jog as the cutest freaking married couple I’ve ever seen and this certainly is a routine because they knew to target him here. But Nick teasing her by sprinting, her struggling to keep up but giggling with each other because clearly it’s not the first time he does that little speed up thing & she’s working on getting faster because she used to hate training for marathons like- can you NOT. My heart can��t take the implications, ALSO Gibbs & McGee didn’t bat an eye that they just so happened to be jogging together in the early morning (everyone was only just leaving their house on their morning commute) so they know it’s their routine too and don’t even question it. GAH.

Flashforward to hospital scene with Ellie breaking my heart slowly. She’s clearly been crying by the red rimmed eyes, and yet also trying to hold it together to be strong for Nick & so she does the only thing she knows how to do since feelings scare her and the love of her life Nick just got hit. Ellie’s logical brain takes over as she does best (see 16x18 for reference) - when she’s dealing with emotions, all she can do is her job, it’s all that makes sense in the monsoon of feelings. She’s going to analyze every last bit of the hit & run and immediately parrot it back so that *something* can be done right away and she can find justice for Nick. She doesn’t care about her own health- just justice for Nick. And in that same vein, she doesn’t want to eat, she doesn’t want to rest, she doesn’t want to sit down until she knows Nick is okay (I’m sorry but to have a CODE NAME from the nurses because they feel the need to run from you- can you say “Crazy Worried Wife™️”??)

Kasie is our new captain, it has been decided. (I think this was already decided but I’m making an official decree) Her probing McGee to see his reaction because girl knows why Bishop is taking it harder, please. Then laughing it off for McGee, “we all gon need therapy if those two ever hook up” while thinking *boy you better stop denying because you KNOW they hooking up after this shit* is just 🙌🏼 the outright addressing of Ellick by the show- thank youuuuu.

Ok and now begins the Ellie show. Excuse me, the BADASS BISHOP SHOW. (Also why I’m partial to this being my fave ep). First- girl does not know how to holster her gun. Ellie: “you say there’s a tiny lead” *cocks gun* “let’s go” I’m herrrrrre for it. She’s blunt with everyone, she doesn’t care when Gibbs gives her the look, she don’t take no SHIT in interrogation. “You’d have to be [creative]” had me cry-ing 😭😭😭 AND THEN her equivalent of cursing out Vance over Nick, followed up by freaking out in the bullpen had me breaking on my couch. YES ELLIE GET IT is what I believe I chanted. The stare off, oh lordy. Y’all I was sweating I was pissed for her. Just the raw emotion in her eyes, the constant holding back tears and tears I just- 😭💔 and emojis don’t do it justice. I wanted soooo bad for her to land a sweet, sweet punch like she did with Victor, but knowing a second offense unprovoked wouldn’t go over too well, she held back. But aaaahh that scene was SO heartbreaking. And then, and THEN Ellie standing there gazing at his desk- oof. Her body language was key- her crossed arms, holding herself literally together so she doesn’t break?? She wants to break, y’all. She wants to break. Staying strong for Nick is the only thing getting her through.

When Gibbs sends her to be at the hospital because THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM KNOWS, I did a happy dance. McGee encouraging her but almost pulse-checking Gibbs after was very very intriguing. Gibbs’ “He’s a fighter” followed by McGee’s pulse-check, “so is Bishop...” and Gibbs’ exasperated look off towards the elevator and admission of agreement says SO MUCH. First- McGee is worried about not only Nick, but his sister, Ellie. He knows how much Qasim’s death hurt her, knows what she went through after- WHICH TIME OUT. For anyone saying this episode was OOC for Ellie? Sit the hell down and go watch 14x16. Then come back. Then continue reading. Ok resume WWR- McGee also knows how much more Torres means to her, he may try to deny it, but he knows. Implying Bishop is a fighter, obviously not about her health because *she’s fine* but more about what she’d do out of revenge. (And the man doesn’t even know Bishop is about to say she’s gonna kill him) Gibbs’ already sees himself a little in her, recognizing the same feeling he experienced with Shannon many years ago- hence the completive look on his face & heavy sigh. He knows he’ll have to revisit Rule 12 soon (but also in his mind he’s basically already burned it like Rule 10).

Speaking of Ellie saying she’s going to kill him, please see this excerpt from my notes during the ep: “FUCK YES BISHOP - the emotions!!!!!!!” That basically sums up how I felt the entire scene & commercial break afterward 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂 My reaction when it came back? KILL HIM. But like in all seriousness, her face- holy shit going from on the verge of tears when they rolled Nick away to calculating her next move as McGee’s talking to her to making up her mind that she will be committing murder (please, girl already planned it & is just deciding which lipstick to wear during it at this point). Emily Wickersham is an amazing actress and I don’t care what you have to say. And yes, McGee trying to calm her down in a big brother way is adorable, but Ellie not having it is great. “Torres doesn’t get a say” is such a Nick thing to do of her 😭 Remember Luis going off on his own, yeah- this is Ellie’s version because she wants to & her husband is rubbing off on her. Oh also, the office she refers to? Totally means Ziva’s office at Odette’s - “if we missed something, I’ll find it there.” Hmmmm sounds eerily similar to *why* Ziva had that office in the first place, doesn’t it 🤔 also explains the lack of her on HQ’s logs and her “going home” excuse— which by the way, her shrugging them all off? Suspect Bishop, suspect. Her trying to play it all off with a wry laugh, not gonna lie, I love it. Her “too late” to Gibbs is quite interesting though- she sees herself going down that path any way, because she killed him? Or because she triggered a chain of events that will lead to it? Or because she may not have killed him, but lord knows she wanted to & planned it down to every last detail? Like I said, interesting.

Ok side note: Jack suggesting taking her off duty kinda pisses me off - with the spiraling comment too. She got to spiral when that guy from her past came & it screwed with her psyche, why the f can’t Bishop? It just rubbed me the wrong way, but I don’t hate Jack (don’t @ me, people.)

Back to Badass Bishop Show. She literally always has her gun out now. Just walking to the penthouse again where they didn’t try anything last time, *cocks gun.* When Gibbs comes up and tells her Nick is away 😩 Her relief though in the fact that he’s asking about her and he’s hungry (Ellie rubbing off on him, you can’t tell me I’m wrong) to go to the kicking down the door because that’s what her baby does so therefore she kicks down doors now- the parallels & the influence 😭😭

THE BATHROOM SCENE. McGee like seriously? You actually killed him?? And Gibbs like “oh fuck here we go again.” And then Jimmy had me dyinggggg. Theory alert: I really think Ellie (maybe Gibbs went with her & they’re helping each other with alibis/cover up??) went to kill him but got there after it had happened, that’s why she’s a little cagey about it- not that she *actually* killed the guy. BUT reference 14x16 again, I wouldn’t put it past her.

The final hospital bed scene has my heart. Ellie is so relieved and just so happy and open (but also a little nervous about what happens next so she hides a touch of her emotions, can’t let him see alllll of her heart now can we)- going back to their teasing ways, “worst pretend sleeper”, “next time jump out of the way” - UGH so cute. Side note, they use last names here almost similarly to the submarine episode. When shit gets scary real for them, it’s their way of grounding themselves almost, trying to hide just how much that incident actually affected them. They both do it & yes, it frustrates the hell out of me, but at the same time shows me just how much they care for the other 😭 BUT this time!! Nick made it take a serious turn, and I think Ziva finally got through to him- that sentence “cause you know I risked my life to save yours” is more him openly saying like oh shit I really did that 1. to himself and 2. to finally take that next baby step in their relationship. The emotion behind it showing her it wasn’t just because they’re partners- he wanted her to know that for sure, to make sure he didn’t just make light of it & glaze over it. He needed it out there in the universe that he Nicholas Torres, of sixteen different identities & no family, nothing to live for anymore, would rather DIE- than see Ellie in harms way. He needed it to be tangible for himself AND for her. Because this is growth, this is not what most people think of when they think of him.

And Ellie’s response: the look, hesitation building up courage, and making that first move of physical touch speaks VOLUMES about Ellie at this point. Not only does she take hold of his hand, but she rubs it in a soothing gesture. As if she needs to confirm for herself he’s really there, he’s really alive. The struggle she went through, the turmoil- wasn’t all for not. It’s her saying “I know” not just to the fact that she was joking earlier, she knows he risked his life & she’s grateful for that, but she knows it was more than because they’re just partners, more than just best friends even. That first move is her saying “I know” and “I might be ready to open up & let you in to the walls that surround my heart because the last time I was in a hospital staring at someone I loved, it didn’t turn out the same. Except this time, it took the hospital trip to really bring that into focus, and I know I can’t let that happen again.” Aaaaaaand catch me sobbing in the corner, it’s fine. I’m fine.

Nick’s reaction speaks volumes from him too, his slight shock to Ellie reciprocating & making that first move with his soft smile that is hinted at across his face to show he knows she’s letting him peak in, just a little, and that’s a start. A start people!!!

Last notes: Gibbs being such a dad and defending Nick liking his fireplace is the cutest. Vance was eager to get out of there at the end- his contacts are very very suspicious... And on that note, I really do not think it was Gibbs. I think Gibbs and Bishop may have gotten there after it happened with the purpose of doing something, so now they’re covering for each other, but I do not think it was either of them.

Pretty sure this is officially my longest review to date, WHOOPS. If you made it this far, congrats & thanks for staying with my inner ramblings 🙃 Like I said- my favorite episode so farrrrrr (now let’s see if we get anything AFTER this episode......lol I got jokes 😅).

#WWR #ncis #ellick #torres x bishop #s17 #17x14

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nonchalanttoh · 5 years ago

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She Raeactions season 5 episode 5: Ho. Ly. Shit.

That wasnt a typo I just think I'm funny.

• I'm not too keen on the description for this episode, but going back to save Catra even though she sacrificed herself to ensure that Adora WOULD DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE and stay the fuck away is really cute I'm not annoyed at all

• WE'RE GONNA WIN IN THE END*****

• I swear to the all loving jesus christ if entrapta DOESNT FIND Hordak and save him I will SCREAM and if Entrapta does run into Hordak I will still Scream!

• Everything about Prime is just ew.

• OH MY GOD

• ENTRAPDAK WILL RISE AGAIN

• LABPARTNERS PLEASE

• DONT FIGHT EACH OTHER

• HE'S CRYINGG

• Is that really Hordak?

• Entrapta's like I broke him so he's mine now LIKE I GUESS HE'S my responsibility now like I can't just leave my mistakes behind oh well

• Oh shit

• THAT HELLO ADORA

• The angst is hot off the presses

• Ngl that haircut isnt working for her

• Adora's crying and therefore I have decided that you all can suck my ass and catch these hands

• Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

• Literally

• This is not a kids show

• What the fuuuuckkkkk

• So idk if they have the hordak I want them to, but he sure is protective of Entrapta and I and quakinggggg

• Bitch this is episode 5 of 13 if all of this shit is happening now, how much worse is it going to get?

• THE ANGST

• This hurtsssss owwwwwwwww what the fuckkkkkkkk

• OH MY GOD WHAT

• WAIT

• PONYTAIL

• I CANT BREATHE

• WAIT A FUCKJNG MINUTE

• SHAKDKAKAJSHANAKDK WHATTTT

• SHE'S GORGEOUS WTH

• SHE RA GOT AN UPGRADE AND SHE IS STUNNNNINNNGGGGGGGG

• BITCH I AM CRYING I LOVE ADORA. SO. MUCH. I AM SO PROUD OF HERRRRRR

• I CANT GET OVER HER HAIR IT'S STUNNING

• I CANT WATCH THIS FOR FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT PAUSING BECAUSE IM SHAKING AND DYING AND HAPPY AND EMOTIONAL AND

• But take a moment of appreciation for the absolute powerhouse that is entrapta's hair. To be able to hold hordak so effortlessly like he's baby is such a feat ong I love themmmmmm

• She Ra's new sword is also stunning and much moee aesthetically pleasing than the one she broke.

• The BADASSERY of She Ra talking to Darla like man I dont usually legitimately crush of fictional characters but she's making it REALLY DIFFICULT NOT TO

• Adora and Catra both needed a hug. Thats what the doctor ordered.

• NO

• DONT

• DONT TELL ME

• DONT TELL ME THEY TOOK THE WRONG CLONE

• FUCK OFFFFFF

• WHY IS IT SO HARD JUST TO HAVE LAB PARTNERS BE LAB PARTNERS GEEZ

• I KNEW THAT WAS TOO EASY GODDAMMIT

• Dang well Catra and Glimmer have been rescued, She Ra is back question mark and there's still 8 episodes left. All there's left to do is wipe out a massive imperial force thats been plaguing the universe for literal millenniums.

• I'm digging the lesbian vibes but going back to my rant from ep 4, I really dont want Catras actions to be completely disregarded. Even if theres just one moment, one line where she admits that she was wrong to do all those terrible things to Adora, Entrapta, Scorpia, Hordak and literally Etheria itself, and have everyone support her to becoming better, I think that would be incredibly powerful. Just Adora caring about her doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things.

#spop spoilers #she ra #she ra s5 #she ra season five #she ra and the princesses of power

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tellywoodtrash · 6 years ago

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ebss 25 + 26.04.19 lb

soz for the delay. bloody internet issues.

25.04.19

janhvi bhaabi has discovered kavya missing.

chotu is quite attached to 'bir' huh.

yes, good, more. all parents must apologize to their kids when they fuck up.

lol was dhruv waiting by the door the whole damn time while kabir took his car?

the construction of this house is so questionable. where do the cars go after they're driven up this path right up to the door???? you'd have to reverse it all the way back and take it and park somewhere else. inconvenient af.

omfg dhruv get over the scratch thing. you're rich af. you can afford to get it fixed. jfc.

god the chachi is wondering if kavya made off with her gehne. PRIORITIES.

lo aa gaya, mood kharab karne. SOMEONE PLEASE MURDER THIS FUCKER I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

............ she's just leaving her luggage there????? yeah you’re not gonna find it when you get back .

aw. the kid is cyoot.

OMG IS THAT TWINKLEEEEEEEEE, THE LITTLE SHIVIKA STAN?????????????????????/

IT ISSSSSSSSSSS, ISN'T IT??????????

lo ji, iske chips khareedne mein luggage toh gaya hi gaya, bachcha bhi gaya.

ok fwding through the panicked searching coz.... i can't. i just can't.

arush misses his papa. siiiiiiigh.

oh brother. why do kids (and cats) do this bs. give us a damn near heart attack.

ok fwd fwd fwd through kavya searching for arush and kabir/janhvi searching for kavya.

finally.

KABIR YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

janvi maybe evil but man is she the most practical and efficient person on this show.

more searching. fwd fwd fwd.

oh ho, is sab ke beech mein sexual tension.

6 se 7 saal? janhvi was saying he's 4. how old IS the kid????

“iske papa ka naam vyom malhotra hai.”

see what i mean? in less than a day with alllll this uthal-puthal and with her sister almost committing suicide, she still managed to dig into kavya's past and get the deets.

happy reunion.

or not.

oh hooooooooo she's putting it on arush, ki usne bataaya papa ka naam vyom malhotra hai. by godddddd kya game khelti hai.

lmao her face.

storyyyyyyyyy timeeee.

yeah yeah yeah we had all predicted this already. aage badho.

OH. THIS IS KAVYA??!?!?!? I THOUGHT IT WAS A WHOLE THIRD GIRL. WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO DIFFERENT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

oh vyom. you benevolent dumbass. biwi aur bachcha hai, you idiot, koi bike nahi ki chaabi chodh ke jaa raha hai dost ke liye, ki yeh aaj se teri hai. god.

bhaabi's getting mad at all of kabir's self-sacrificial talk of leaving the house. bitch she needs you to stay here to make the game interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!

kabir and kavya have been lulled into false sense of complacency and comforttttttt.

HER DELIVERY OF THE KABIR KA DOHAAAAAAA, JUST AMAZING. GIVE HER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE AWARDS!!!!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!! INVENT NEW ONES AND GIVE HER!!!!!!

daaaaaaaaaaayum. what's that precap all about??????

26.04.19

THIS ASSHOLE. LITERALLY EVERYONE'S WORRIED ABOUT KAVYA AND ARUSH (why tho??? didn't anyone call janhvi or kabir till now to find out what happened? like.... it's been quite a few hours...) AND HE'S LIKE WHERE'S MY DINNER????

oh ho, kabir/janhvi were ignoring the calls and messages.

THIS FUCKER.

janhvi's defence of kavya is weak but delivered with the utmost conviction.

i don't care about anything this asshole has to say. (though i did lol at the saamp seedi metaphor.)

lol that tiny smile that escaped. i love herrrrrr.

time to face the music for your dumbassery, kavya.

kabir seems like a nice sort. kinda bland and easily manipulated emotionally, but ultimately a good dude.

also bhaari uncomfortable sexual tension between these two. it's obvious they both care about each other very much but don't know how to navigate these new romance-adjacent feelings.

yup, kavya's all tormented at her lady bits skipping a beat seeing him be this good with her kid.

god i'm so over this dude's weird issues. like kabir can still work with you, what does it matter who he married????

oh he's gotten an update on who sent him the putla. great. get out of my face now.

idhar khushi kumari gupta waala scene chal raha hai, dead relatives ko aasmaan mein dhoondne ki koshish.

shaadi ko bas ek saal hua hai???? i thought she'd been here for at least a few years...

“tum deewarein uthaate raho zaalim, ek din aayega, jab hum bulldozer chala denge.” ...... uh... how romantic???

major downgrade from the last poetry-spouting husband shrenu had.

ishaani still be creepin'.

ok kabir you're not making things better. pls go away.

man this chick is fucking wild. she's like it's fiiiiiine just leave kavya and marry meeeee.

good god, woman. just eat some ice cream and get over the disappointing man like the rest of us tragic hetero girls do.

janhvi is realllly planning to do big things with the "truth" huh.

draaaaaaaama.

OH SHIT. THE CRAZY BITCH JUMPED OUT. RUN KABIR. RUN.

great sasurji is gonna be the one to go find.

ishaani is reallly a fucking dumbass huh. she can't understand her own sister's games????

have faith in janhvi di, oh ye of 2 brain cells.

lmao even though janhvi di herself has less than zero faith in you.

ohhhhhh hooooooooo, kaafi lamba plan hai yeh.

“angrezon se kuch toh seekha jaaye. divide and rule.”

amazing.

lol “woh dekh baaraat. dance karte hain.”

oh boy. ohhhhhhhhh boy.

second show in a row where something horribly tragic has happened to shrenu's character and her sister as a kid.

THIS WILL BE THE RETRIBUTION THAT GAURI KUMARI SHARMA NEVER GOT TO TAKE AGAINST THE OBEROIS! MURDER THEMMMMM ALLLLLLLLL MA, BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!!

dude seriously, every time she sings, i get terrified.

police sketch is just gonna be a red herring. for sho.

#ek bhram sarvagun sampanna #ebss lbs #episode liveblogs

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cadbanee · 8 years ago

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Jyn for the character meme? (I had to

I love herrrrrr

i don’t blame Leia for being in love with her at all ;;; she’s beautiful

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

this was a bit of a tough one but I’d say griffindor because Jyn is always “FIGHT ME” and nothing gets in her way

best quality: She’s fearless and very strong. she’s just this incredibly tough person and even though she hides it she does deeply care about the people she loves and would do ANYTHING for them

worst quality: she can be very stubborn and doesn’t follow orders

ship them with: LEIA!!!!

brotp them with: Cassian, Chirrut, Baze, Bodhi, Kaytoo

needs to stay away from: Krennic GAWD I still can’t believe people ship them smh

misc. thoughts: she’s very street smart and fights dirty. also knows (and uses) all the most vulgar language from the most popular languages in the GFFA

#generalstardust

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onenextdoor · 7 years ago

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The One Next Door pt 2

‘He’s also a painter, a writer, a musician, he sculpts stone, wood, and clay, he’s a student, he’s a very well rounded person that takes on many tasks. He is foul mouthed but gentle hearted. He will complain but still take on tasks that others ask of him…’ Dreamer added on. These two were very proud of their master.

‘He doesn’t sleep much so he tends to get a lot of work done when he can’t sleep so it will be very noisy at times. We hope it doesn’t bother you too much.’ Corporal purred nuzzling Eren’s ear and under his chin.

Eren giggled, “I wouldn’t worry too much once I’m sleep I’m literally out cold and I get the feeling this sounded more like you too are trying to set him up as a marriage partner but, that could be delusion on my part.” Eren blushed pinked “Well….not like I’d know any better I can’t honestly say I’m into men. Well,...no I don’t think I’m into men…?” He can’t really say for sure, “Since he’s so busy is he eating well? I made plenty of food and if he likes we can hang out watch movies and you know stuff. It must be boring to work all the time and since you say he’s not a serial killer I’d love a friend. I moved here away from germany so I’m alone. But, a few of them said they’re moving over here.”

‘Boss has lived here his whole life but has had to learn multiple languages.’ Corporal said because he had heard him speak to several ambassadors from several different countries at once during one of the events his mother had insisted he attend.

‘Master isn’t really a social person but we’ll talk to him about you. He might make an acception.’ Dreamer murmured.

‘It’s mostly because Boss is a workaholic and has a hard time interacting with other people. Most can’t get past the foul mouth.’ Corporal snickered thinking back to the last event Levi had attended because his friends dragged him out of his apartment. He had followed to keep an eye on him and watched him make three people cry and another one slapped him.

“As long as he doesn’t h-hit me...I….I think we would get along pretty well I mean Jean has a pretty foul mouth so...if he’s like him we’d get along pretty well. And he doesn’t sound like a bad person and maybe he’d like me too you know enough he can befriend me.” Eren’s smile was a happy one.

‘Master doesn’t hit people for no reason. He only ever hits bad people who deserve it. You don’t beat up defenseless people or animals do you?’ Dreamer asked with wide questioning eyes.

Eren smiles sadden “I couldn’t hurt a mosquito so no…” Which was why he could never protect himself from his own father…. “So, does he need food the soup should be ready?”

‘Nah, Boss is too focused to eat right now. He’s still shaping the Forest God.’ Corporal said cocking his head to the side and listening to Levi still working the wood.

“May I...come over? And feed him he can eat over too if he wants. Should I try knocking on the door again?”

Eren is just a busybody who likes to feed people….got it from his mother and it’s a habit that’s hard to kill.

‘Master won’t be able to answer the door right now. He won’t hear anything over his drive to finish what he started. He’s a perfectionist and doesn’t let outside sources interfere with getting his work finished. Maybe in a couple days when he’s not so busy. Yoosung will be over in a couple of days to get his latest manuscript.’ Dreamer purred rolling on her back offering to let him scratch her belly.

Eren hums calling Erena up to his room “Ohh, baby girl~ could come up here for a minute~”

A few minutes later Erena was wobbling her fat self up the stairs she literally rolled a couple of times into the room.

“Hey sexy lady mind doing me a favor~”

Erena moved to sit in front of him her eyes sparkled with self interest,

“Remember the time you embarrassed me at college with a pair of my own panties in front of my face and disrupting the lecture and the people asked me if I got a woman.”

Erena snickers, “Yesss~”

Eren: “Gonna need you to do that stunt again grab a good one and go on next door give him a wake up call yeah?”

Erena dived right into his dirty clothes hamper digging around for the thickest scent which so happen to be a red lacy pair that was real sexy and really really revealing so when she came back holding the pair he almost came on turned his ears red along with his face. “Erena!!! Not that one not that one!!” Rena busted out of the room and had to use a different air duct to go next door. “Rena I was lying oh my god not that pair!!” Eren looked through the hole she was already gone…”Baby not that paiiiir….”

‘Bet you ten to one Boss smells that and uses it as inspiration for one of his novels.’ Corporal snickered to his sister.

‘Yeah that was strong. Master may not have Mike’s nose but that scent would be enough to get his notice.’ She replied as if it were an everyday occurrence.

Eren grabbed Corporal and toss him in, “Go get herrrrrr and my panties. Go go go.”

He slid him further in…

Eren frantically paced around “Why can’t she just pick a clean one for christ sake. I should have picked.” Eren covered his face….

Corporal didn’t rush after her at all and just took his time heading to Levi’s sculpting room. It was evident by the time he had gotten there that Erena had accomplished her mission of distracting Levi from his work. This was going to be fun. Once in the room Corporal leapt up on Levi’s shoulders as he stroked the cat but left the panties in her mouth.

Corporal nuzzled into Levi’s undercut feeling underneath the hairline and felt what he was feeling for. Slick black scales were hidden by his hair proving he wasn’t unaffected by the scent now mingling with the scent of sawdust.

Erena slipped Mama panties in his shirt she had to lay over his face to stuff it in his shirt it was an odd shape ball on his chest similar like a one sided boobies. She made herself home in his shirt so when she got situated she bumped faces with him mewling pitifully.

‘Home’

She pawed his eyes and meow like a desperate child...

“Is something wrong with your owner?” Levi murmured scratching the cat who had just crawled inside his shirt with a pair of obviously worn underwear. He seriously needed a shower now. He didn’t even know who those underwear belonged to but the scent was affecting him in strange ways. It was a familiar scent. Well the type not the personal scent. It smelled feline in nature and it seemed to have his dragon purring which was odd in itself.

‘Might as well take her home Boss. It is the neighborly thing to do… Maybe she got lost in the ducts and can’t find her way back…’ Corporal offered easily otherwise Levi might be tempted to just let her go back home on her own and get back to work. Hopefully she would understand his meaning and play along.

Erena mew pitifully pawing at his eyes desperately, “Lost. Very.” Her accent was strong obviously she came from Germany.

She rubbed under her chin her claws digging into his shoulder to lock on. She didn’t want to walk back.

“Mach dir keine Sorgen. Wir bringen dich sicher nach Hause…” Levi murmured to her in German. With a soft sigh Levi headed out of his sculpting room and headed to his front door throwing on a pair of heels that were sitting next to the front door instead of walking over barefoot. If his neighbor didn’t like a man wearing heels well he didn’t much care anyways.

Levi stood before his neighbor’s door for a long moment before he finally rang the doorbell and stood there rather awkwardly waiting for them to answer the door. He was feeling even more awkward standing there with a cat and worn underwear shoved down his shirt. Like he didn’t have enough weird rumors going around about him.

Eren heard a solid knock on the door follow by a door bell ring Eren wanted to stay there dying on the floor. Slowly he got up and straighten up his dress although it’s still short it only just covered his ass. He really wished he kept his panties on but, he can’t run upstairs to grab one making sure his wrist is covered he went to the door his bright mixed eyes opened the door at first he saw something above eye level he had to look up to see his face. Eren noticed he was at least a few inches above his head, when he glanced further down he was wearing black pandora heels. Eren instantly crouches “Is that the new Pandora Black? Oh my god it has charms it’s so cute. I’m lovin your style.”

Whatever nervousness he has was gone when he looked at those magnificent beautiful desirable heels. “So perfect...It’s so expensive though...but, it looks like it is so worth every single penny.” Eren looked up smiling his gold and teal eyes smiling, “Erena.”

Levi blushed down at the beauty admiring his heels. He hadn’t even realized which ones he had put on because he was so flustered at having those panties shoved down his shirt. “Um…. Yeah they are… Thank you… I believe she belongs to you… Dreamer?” He said taking the cat out of his shirt before noticing his own female cat dangling from his neighbor’s shoulder. His gaze shifted to Corporal who was also on his shoulder and eyed him suspiciously.

‘I think you’re forgetting something Boss.’ Corporal nudged changing the subject easily.

“Ah… Yes… I-I believe these are also yours...:” Levi murmured extracting the underwear from his shirt and holding them out to him blushing deeply. He made sure that he didn’t grab the panties from the crotch because that would have been mortifying.

Eren braced himself for Erena pounced as she loved up all over him but when he looked at his panties he was mortified for the both of them. All over again he turned redder than a lobster being steam cooked. He wouldn’t be surprised his ears were the same as his face as he reached up to grab his trashy panties.

“Uh ah...umm...nnn t-t-thank y-y-you…” Eren stands up pretty much towering over him…

“M-my name’s Eren I’m your new neighbor...um...L-Levi.” Eren was so nervous Erena pawed his eyes and Eren tried to fend her off. “C-can’t see, Erena. Hey, I can’t see.” Erena meows pitifully she climbed up and let her stomach cover Ma’s face facing the kitchen and hitting his head with her paws.

“Okay okay okay, L-Levi if you like...w-would you like to eat dinner with me….A….as an apology about...my cat….and...m-m-my p-p-panties… and I think as neighbors we should try to be friends...yeah?”

Erena thinks Ma was abusing Levi with a smile and cuteness and she thinks it is totally working. She was beating his head to turn up the cuteness. However she was being removed from Ma’s head to be in his arms so now she was facing Levi. Eren thinks Levi looks good in heels and it’s not because Levi was towering over him...which is sexy but, no gay...so...he just thinks Levi rocks out the pandora black line.

Levi was a bit blindsided by Eren’s brilliant smile. He couldn’t help staring at someone so beautiful. Eren was like a golden angel come to life. The only thing he was missing were the wings. His mouth hung open for a moment before Corporal pawed his chin up to shut his mouth. Swallowing he cleared his throat trying to dispel the dryness in his mouth before answering him.

‘Might as well stay and eat Boss. You haven’t eaten for about a day and a half. You could use the break to recoup before going back to work. Besides… When was the last time you had such a gorgeous dining companion?’ Corporal suggested in his ear while Dreamer nodded at him from Eren’s shoulder.

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shivaay’s resisting wife. coz he knows that without tanya’s nazar on him, he’s especially vulnerable and anika’ll be able to break him in 2 minutes flat.

aaaaaaaaand it’s out. anika’s in danger.

lmao please shivaay. when have YOU ever taken anything on face value and listened to the other person?????

WIFE BROUGHT OUT THE BIG GUNS. THE VOWS.

lmaooooooooo, aur likho vows. badiiiiii utaavli chadhi thi VOWS karne ke liye. it’s come back to bite you in your own butt.

… that wasn’t vow #2 though??

or vow #3?????? homegirl is just making her own vows now.

HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY FROM HERRRRRRRRR

the nuclear warhead has been brought out: the I LOVE YOU

god my heart is breakingggg hearing her cryyyyy 😭😭😭😭

so is hissss. “TUM MERI BAAT KYUN NAHI MAANTI HO????” so much frustration and love and exasperation in his voice. 😭😭😭

lmaoooo what is khanna doing with this shivaay cut outtt??

HE’S A BUSINESSMAN. NOT A MODEL OR SOME KINDA PRODUCT ENDORSER. WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THIS IN THE HOUSE, GOD SO CRINGEYYYYY.

ok come on, that’s clearly a two dimensional shivaay. but tanya’s thinking has been impaired by jamaalgota overdose, so i’ll forgive her.

why are they doing this out in the opennnn? there’s 30 million rooms in this house, use any one of them?!?!

watch the damn video anika, then you’ll know on your own.

oh hoooooo. it’s the mill ka raaaz.

but that has to do entirely with the buddhe log. why does shivaay have to forget ANIKA for that???

HAAAAAAAAA CALLED IT. ONE OF THEM SUGGESTED SETTING THE PLACE ON FIRE FOR INSURANCE. PFT. SO PREDICTABLE.

you fuckers ain’t slick. i know how allllll your brains work now.

wow anika’s sticking to the whole “papa” calling thing huh?

oufffff ok we gotttttt itttttttt. allllll of them were there.

ok it’s the 90s, why are all of them dressed like it was the 70s??? may i remind you, this was the fashion in the 90s:

so, there were a millllllllllion other ppl there too, as we can hear from the screaming???? how is this video being used to blackmail you??? omggggg shivaay, you’re soo damn stuuuuupid. this is the fucking video that made you STUMBLE around shocked????? THIS LITERALLY PROVES NOTHING.

DID HE JUST SAY THIS IS INDIA’S BIGGEST INDUSTRIAL DISASTER??? UM??? HELLO??? BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY???? IT’S THE WORLD’S WORST INDUSTRIAL DISASTER, LET ALONE INDIA. KUCHHHHH BHI.

next, they’ll say shivaay’s plane crash was THE WORST PLANE RELATED DISASTER ever. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

… wasn’t the oberoi empire built by dadaji oberoi???? and then taken over by tej and shakti? now it’s being built in the 90s?

fuck your bullshit family bro. you need to cut loose from them already. take your wife and go be a venture capitalist in some other country. just… please. leave their dumb asses to deal with this on their own and do something for yourself.

“shaaaaaant shaaaaant naaari shaktiiiiii!”

i liked it better when he called her his jhansi ki rani. it was cuter.

lmaoooooo tanya’s like really??? shivaay’s stilllll standing there? in the saaame pose???

WHO DIS????????????? IS IT ABHAY???? *SQUINTS AT SCREEN REAL HARD* IS IT? I CAN’T TELL????

OOOOH YAAAAAAAAAAS MY GIRL GAURI ABOUT TO FUCK THIS ASSHOLE UP AND HONESTLY, MY BODY IS READY

notice shankarji being behind her. literally. YOU GO GIRL. SHANKARJI AND I SUPPORT YOU!!!!! not that you need us, coz you a badass all on your own, but we gotchu if you need us.

I SAID STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S MY TURN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT’S RIGHT BITCH. MY GIRL ABOUT TO TEAR YOU A NEW ONE, IN THE QUEEN’S ENGLISH.

oh man, this is going an unexpected direction with the heartfelt speech from gauri.

girl, did arjun not teach you any cussing? THAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN IN ANY LANGUAGE.

“i’ve faced a lot of problems in my life… alone. then you came in my life.”

‘…. and the problems got exponentially worse. you’re the worst thing to ever happen to me.’

…. is this the speech arjun taught her?

THIS BITCH DOESN’T DESERVE TO EVEN BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU GAURI, LET ALONE BE MARRIED TO YOU.

“i wanted you to love me. the way i love you.”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i’m weeping.

time to fucking switch to hindi and fucking FUCK THIS FUCKER UP GAURI. jo feel apne bhaasha mein gaali dene mein aati hai, woh english mein kahaan?

assignment of the day for you guys: teach me your favourite and most creative insults in the replies (preferably in your mother tongue - tell me what it means too!) so that i never run out of shit to scream while consumed by road rage.

NO DON’T MAKE PUPPY FACE. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. FUCK YOUUUUUUUU.

*stealthily strokes screen without anyone noticing*

“ab ehsaas hua, ki humne kitna galat socha aur kitna galat samjha. aur galat insaan se pyaar kar baithe.”

CHILLS. I HAVE CHILLS. WHAT A GIRL. WHAT A GIRRRRRRRRL. WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE SHRENU PARIKH AS GAURI KUMARI SSSARMA!?!?!?!??! NOTHING. WE ARE ALL UNWORTHY.

internal monologue: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit…………

omg. what a goddess. i can’t even. i am so overwhelmed right now.

i hope you’re DYING on the inside omkara. it would be nice if you died on the OUTSIDE too.

NOW DROP THAT MIC AND LEAVE HIS ASS MY QUEEN.

ok shivaay, i’m sorry, I LITERALLLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR LUCHIII TUCHIIII 2 RS ISSUES RIGHT NOW. FUCKING GTFO SO I CAN WITNESS THE SECOND COMING OF MY GODDESS GAURI KUMARI SSSSARMA

that video literalllllllllllllly doesn’t show anythinggggggggggg, why the fuck is he even allowing himself to be blackmailed by this????

THE OBEROI FAMILY LITERALLY HAS NO IZZAT LEFT YOU IDIOT; MOSTLY THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR POLYGAMOUS WAYS

lmao anika’s solution is “tanya ka tentwaa dabaana”

ok what world is anika living in where she thinks these people are not capable of doing this???? his mom literally fucked over HER OWN SON, you think these assholes wouldn’t do something like set one mill on fire (with all the workers inside it) for insurance money???

now that wife’s gotten what she’s wanted, she’s in the mood for luuuuuuuuurve.

damn right, shivaay. you better recognize that this woman has been literally carrying your ass since the day you’ve met.

i hate when these ladies don’t accept apologies. GIRL HE LEFT YOU THE NIGHT OF YOUR WEDDING AND CAME BACK AND PRETENDED TO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE, COME ON. A PETTY BITCH LIKE ME WOULD MAKE HIM GROVEL, BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THE APOLOGY.

UGH I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU TWOOOOOOOOOO AND YOUR STUPID FICKLE PAL MEIN TOLA PAL MEIN MAASHA NONSENSE RELATIONSHIP RN; COULD YOU TWO JUST FUCK OFF, I WANT TO SEE GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ok yes, my queen is back!!!!

oh good, she told him that shivaay sent her for the classes.

love how she hauled his face up to make him look at her. DO HER THE DIGNITY OF LOOKING HER IN THE EYE WHEN YOU LEARN THE TRUTH, YOU WEAKASS PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

girl you don’t owe him saboot. you don’t owe him FUCK!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS GIRL SCREAM AT HIM SCREAM THE FUCK OUT AT HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM

“mujhe laga….”

AKSJDKHAK OMKARA, TU TOH MOOONH HI MAT KHOL; WARNA SCREEN MEIN GHUS KE TERI MARAMMAT KAROONGI MAIN. YOUR TURN TO TALK IS DONE. SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

i can’t stop staring at shrenu’s abs as she’s yelling. girl share your ab routine!

I AM SAVOURING THE LOOK OF REGRET ON HIS FACE LIKE THE COOKIE MONSTER SAVOURS COOKIES

GIRL ENOUGH TALKING. LEAVE HIM ALREADY. I WANNA SEE HIM CRY TEARS OF BLOOD.

i don’t like how she’s phrasing this as a “aapki khushi” thing…. i want her to care about HER OWN KHUSHI IN BREAKING THIS RELATIONSHIP COZ HONESTLY, A GIRL HAS LIMITS. AND THEY WERE CROSSED SOME TIME IN…. OH I DUNNO… THE THIRD WEEK OF FEBRUARY, AS FAR AS THIS FUCKER IS CONCERNED.

“aaj se… gauri kumari sssarma ka saaya bhi aappe nahi padega.”

YES. GOOD.

girl take that fucking mangalsutra off and throw it in his fucking face too before leaving.

GAURI KUMARI SSSSSSSSARMA, OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god what a glorious breakup. it was amazing. i just wish anika and bhavya knew about it so they could take gauri out for pizza and dancing and telling her how much better off she is in life without him.

yeah, get on your knees and assemble that shit like a puzzle, you loser. it’s not like you have a life or friends or anything anyway.

amazing how he’s picking exactly the right pieces though.

the reading out loud is ruining the effect. it should just be him reading it silently and crying his guts out.

but omg, WHAT AN AMAZING SEQUENCE THIS WAS.

god i literalllllllllllly do not care about you stupidass criminal buddhelog.

“aainda se hum nahi ladenge.”

has this pact ever worked FOR ANYONE? EVER????

LOLOLOLOL THEY’RE ALREADY FIGHTING.

“WE WILL ALL ACT NORMALLY.”

LMAOOOOOOOO YOU PPL ACTING NORMAL IS THE MOST ABNORMAL THING.

did shivaay gettttt some last nighttttt? like, of course they didn’t bang, but at least some make out action???? come on, they haven’t seen each other for two weeks!

even fake biwi is colour coordinating with shivaay. she’s done her research on this guy pretty well.

damn, anika busting in there like the kool aid man.

“kisi ke room mein aane se pehle KNOCK KNOCK karna chahiye.”

look at him talking like herrrrrr, lol.

lmao “AAPKA HARD DISK CRASH HUA HAI…”

tanya’s like gosh these ppl are hella dramatic and i can’t….

god i loveee her sooooo much 😍😍😍💖💖💖

LMAO DO FOOT DOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha shivaay can’t keep a straight faceeeee at that.

“aapki shraddha hai! shraddha!” “nahi, meri shraddha nahi, meri tanya hai.”

lololol “datun use karti hai yeh, woh bhi lao!!!!”

i’m so glad at anika making all these moves on hubs. ladki ki confidence is amazing and this is literally all i wanted from this relationship.

ugh ok fuck these two and their stupid sexiness. ugh. so fucking sexy. HOW ARE YOU TWO RESISTING EACH OTHER??? GO BANG IN THE GUEST ROOM ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmaoooo yeah okay pinky, stay in your dream world. those two are going to be having secret sex against all the vertical surfaces in this house.

tanya’s a wafaadaar minion. still not giving up the name.

yes, bhavya’s here to fuck up the mithaai waala traitor. yaaas girl.

bhavya’s a right badass in her uniform. i like.

OMFG WHUT ABHAY?!?!?!!?! WHY?!?!?!

JESUS CHRIST ABHAY, PUT A LEASH ON YOUR GODDAMN “BROTHER” INSTEAD OF HARASSING MY GIRL BHAVYA LIKE THIS.

omfggggggggggggggggg i knew itttttt i knewwwwwww rudraaaaaa did this to her omggggggggggg I FUCKING KNEW. FUCKING KILL HIM SOMEONE WHEREVER THE FUCK HE IS OMFG I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

WHO THE FUCK KNEW I’D HAVE TO GIVE BALI OF OMRU BEING DECENT HUMAN BEINGS FOR GETTING AN ADORABLE SHIVAAY!?!?!? IT’S TOO HIGH A PRICE TO PAY!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫

ok fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu omkara

NO GAURI IS NOT HERE YOU WILL NEVER GET TO SEE HER AGAIN YOU SCUMBAG

of course it’s a different fucking gauri. every third north indian girl is called gauri.

why the fuck doesn’t arjun button up his shirtttttttt???? its so disturbing. who the hell does he think he is, sanjay dutt from the 90s????

whooooo is this hoodie waala fuckerrrrr yaaaar???? jhalak dikhlaaaaaajaaaaaa. *does the dance*

yup, i feel sorry for tanya already. she has a scumbag boyfriend too. god i hate every man in this show.

is this fucking abhay or nottttttttttttt???? please don’t be abhay. i want abhay to be “good”. well, as good as a Y chromosome possessing person can be in this show……

damn bhavya, you smarty pantssssss.

lol this jankyass sim tracking software tho.

yes, suffffffffffffffer omkara! suffffffffffffffer!

lmao babaji is here to rub some salt in omki’s wounds. i love ittttt.

just wait till shivika find out about this. they gonna beat your damn ass from here to bareilly.

“bhesh badal kar….”

yeah i don’t really care for omkara getting a makeover and trying to woo gauri. i want him to be HIM and fucking grovellllllll till the end of this damn show.

literally do not care for this stupid mill waala raaz. ouff.

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