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01x06

This ones called Skin. It’s gonna be grim isn’t it.

Well shit. Wasn’t expecting that.

Yellow eyes is creepy. And on camera.

Yep, shedding monster is pretty gack worthy.

Well shit. Second unexpected development.

Oh wow, that was quick. Well done Sam.

I intensely dislike that rope round the neck. I feel like I can’t breath just looking at it.

Major abandonment issues there fake Dean.

This is some X-Men shit.

Trust your instincts Becky.

Yep. Real gross.

He’s gonna go into the sewers alone isn’t he.

DAMNIT DEAN.

This skin shedding thing is really gross.

DAMNIT SAMMY.

It turned itself back into Dean, that’s interesting.

Well that’s a whole new level of trauma, shooting your double.

01x07

Is that Lexi Grey?

Oh that’s a hook...

It’s a halter top, you can’t push a strap off her shoulder. Silly boy.

Well damn. Hipster Captain Hook took his arm. At least Lexi is still alive though #progress

Boys have never snuck into Mass late. You NEVER let the door slam.

Ok IMDB tells me it’s not Lexi Grey. The actress was in a Dogs Purpose though, which I refuse to watch because I sob enough as it is.

Contrary to popular belief, pillow fights are not a naked sport. Boobs get in the way.

SAM HAS FOUND HIS SOULMATE. The cursed children.

I don’t think it’s the dad...

She’s wearing the silver thing isn’t she.

Byeeee Felica.

01x08

He won’t be a man when they pull him out, he’ll be thousands of bugs in a trench coat.

Or not!

Oooh another medical mystery.

Who doesn’t watch Oprah Sam. The woman is an icon.

YES! Mistaken for a gay couple. I should have started a Bingo card...

That’s a very large spider.

The bugs do not want you there.

I don’t think he asked the bugs Dean.

This whole episode is like one long I’m A Celebrity challenge.

Ok so I’m coming to a few conclusions about John Winchester. Obviously the boys can talk shit out just fine, Dean makes sure to check in on Sam and talk things through. But the number of things from their past that they’ve clearly never spoken about makes me think John doesn’t like them talking.

‘Y’know who starts sentences with truth is? Liars.’ - I like you Joe.

Nature’s taking it’s revenge.

‘You don’t break a curse, you get out of its way.’ - Damn fucking straight. You can’t and shouldn’t fight this fight.

This is some Biblical level vengeance.

And that’s next weeks nightmare fodder.

Bug spray flame thrower. Smart move.

Who made the sun rise? Ok whoever wrote this one was having a bad Friday.

01x09

Damn. Back where it began.

Ah fuck. Poor Dean.

This is gonna be a full episode of poor Dean.

I love Missouri. I love her so damn much. Sam is so damn thrilled at Dean being told off.

Why would you put that in your mouth Dean, it’s for banishing the spirits!

It’s not over. And I’d bet money on the second spirit being Mary.

Yep. Mommy.

Damn. Daddy.

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When you just walk in the door, but your mom is already yelling:

[icestorm1196]

So, I was watching Hammer of the Gods...and at the end, when Petulance sneezed....I did too. Like seriously, he sneezed, I sneezed. And then I just sort of froze a bit, because....well. You know.

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02x13

Oh for fuck sake. Televangelists.

Stark raving cuckoo for coco puffs - I like this woman.

Knowing the antics the angels get up to later on in this show this is the least surprising thing.

ITS THE MAGIC FINGERS BED!! I know this show purely through gifs so this is excellent.

Oh Dean. Just you wait.

See, you should just have gnomes in your garden.

Can’t believe Cas isn’t in this for another season and a half.

Damn. Sam prays daily. He really is a good bean.

Ah god, poor Dean.

Sammy speaking Latin is excellent.

Is it just me or does this episode have a different *feel*

Yeah that was real weird.

02x14

Wait what?! This is more weirdness.

Ah shit.

Nope. We do not subscribe to the John Winchester school of parenting.

No no no no no.

Thank fuck for GPS.

What the hell is that mark on Sams arm.

Sammy, what the hell! Is he possessed or something?

Possessed Sam is sassy.

Oh fuck not Bobby.

Bobby you fuckin hero!

‘Did I miss anything?’ I’d have done more than punch him.

02x15

This is gas. I love the differences in their retelling.

Poor Bobby gets stuck doing the actual parenting doesn’t he.

The gag reel for this episode alone must be brilliant.

Aliens? Aliens.

I wonder how many alien abductions are adventures with gay sex that homophobes block out.

‘I’m a joy to be around.’ This whole episode is hilarious.

This is prime brothers content.

Oooh a trickster. This guy is fun.

He’s not gonna wait.

Upstairs brain Dean.

02x16

It’s a pretty sick and fun twist if the road kill the episode title alludes to is the humans driven off the road instead of an unsuspecting animal.

But I believe humans are mostly trash who are destroying things for the animals so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I still do not like the woods.

When has driving over the spirit ever worked?? With the lady in white she ended up in the backseat like. Poor Baby.

A walking encyclopaedia of weirdness just about sums Sam up.

Well shit. I wasn’t expecting that.

02x17

He’s so damn excited, it’s kinda adorable.

And after we kill it we can go to Disneyland <- like you didn’t fangirl over the HH Holmes case Sammy.

Why always with the scissors Dean...

Yeah he’s not gonna keep his eyes on this dude.

She’s the wolf isn’t she.

Oh wow. I’m damn impressed. Dean left the strip club.

Called it. Wolf girl. 🐺

Not even slightly subtle Dean.

G’wan Sammy!

Ah fuck. Poor Sam. He has a magical dick of death.

Ah shit don’t tell me he has to kill her now too.

This is a new take on the ‘girl has sex, bad things happen’ trope.

Ah fuck. That’s heartbreaking.

02x18

Are they in the middle of shooting a horror movie?

Called it.

Haha love the Gilmore Girls cameo.

You can just imagine the craic they had doing this.

Death by large fan. Not pleasant.

Guys. What if it’s the Latin.

That was totally hilarious.

02x19

That cell is a whole heap of nope.

‘I think I’m adorable.’ Yes you are honey, but you’re also up to your tits in trouble.

This is what they planned isn’t it.

Wow, 5 states.

These boys are friggin geniuses.

Oh thank fuck the lawyer is loyal.

02x20

Djinns make them see things don’t they?

Oh this is gonna hurt isn’t it.

Oh this hurts more, that Sam and Dean aren’t close.

He doesn’t even mention his own happiness, just his mom and Sams. Fuck me this is heartbreaking.

I like the parallel of Dean breaking in.

I said this show would break me.

02x21

Well here we are, a two part finale.

PIE! 🥧

Shit shit shit. I do NOT like it when they get separated.

What in the fresh fuck is happening in frontier land?!

Andy may be my favourite.

What the hell happened to the Roadhouse?!

Andy is definitely my favourite.

Oh Ava. Not Andy.

Oh no no no no no.

02x22

There is no world for him if Sam is dead.

Well shit.

Bobby is freaked t’fuck.

Dean, he’s gonna figure it out if he hasn’t already.

Oh thank fuck it’s Ellen.

Wow. That’s pretty damn clever.

I think Sam figured it out.

What’s dead should stay dead. The theme of season 2.

Oh wow, Johns back!

Doesn’t make up for his years of shit parenting but thanks for that Ghost John.

Well that was heartwarming. The boys live to sacrifice themselves anew tomorrow. How the fuck are they ever gonna finish this show.

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When your mom is yelling at your siblings and you know you're next:

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SPN Reactions: Out with the Old

So far this episode is kinda retarded. As is the little girl who steals the shoes. 

But it sort of passed the Bechdel test? At least 2 girls talked to each oter, even if it wasn't that great a conversation. 

Ok, her apologizing while she kicks him the face is kind of awesome.

OMG DEANS WANTS TO DANCE

DEAN, COULD YOU PLEASE BE A LITTLE MORE HETEROSEXUAL?

Did Dean just try to say "pas de deux" as a joke? And since when did Sam know famous ballet dancers? 

This is definitely one of the gayest episodes ever, in every sense of the term. 

Oh god kitchen knives, this is about to get gory isn't it. 

I'm just going to close my eyes until this scene is over.

OH GOD SHE'S KILLING HERSELF WITH BOILING WATER OH CHRIST EEW.

Aaaw, I thought the gramaphone kid would be baby!Cas hearing the angles. It's just some random brat.  Oh gross, not more murderous children please. I like how the woman doesn't even talk. Way to fail at the Bechdel test in any meaningful way. 

Cancer. WTF?

NOOO FRANK

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GURO ON MY SUPERNATURAL NOOOOOOOOOOO

I think I'm gonna puke.

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SOMEONE WANT TO TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON

ELLEN IS BACK

ELLEN

IS

BACK

and 

THE LICENSE PLATE

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BOBBY NOOOOOO!!!!!

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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BOBBY CAN'T DIE.

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03x01

Haunted trash cans. Oh and flickering lights. And a friggin plague cloud. Lovely.

Of course Sam is waiting while Dean rides rings round himself. Survivors guilt is real interesting on this show.

How you get into hunting is always gonna be a sad story.

Deans not gonna be using his upstairs brain much this season is he.

Though even while operating from his downstairs brain he’s still working.

I like Bobbys style. Holy water left right and centre.

They’re gonna have that exorcism script down pat by the time this is over.

I like her, she seems important to the plot.

03x02

I don’t think the kids are alright tbh, that’s kinda the overriding theme of this series.

Is this Lisa Lisa? A yoga teacher, that makes so much sense.

She’s not loving this surprise.

Does Dean have a kid?

Dean’s popular in suburbia.

Oh wow. Sam’s the antichrist. That’s fun!

Oooh, more Winchester family history.

It’s in the kids. Creepy fuckin kids.

I love this kid.

Ben is literally the only non terrifying kid in this episode.

Oooh changelings.

He totally is disappointed. Ah god. Poor Dean.

Yellow eyes killed everyone Mary knew.

This is Ruby 1.0 isn’t it.

03x03

It IS Ruby.

Why in the fresh fuck does John have a coffin covered in a confederate flag in his storage locker?

A rabbits foot?

Well this is all kinds of weird. And hilarious.

Ooooh it’s vintage hoodoo. Fuckin brilliant.

Poor Bobby. Ends up doing all the hard work to keep these two alive.

BELLA TALBOT! Wow Season 3 is full of fun people.

IDJIT!

Sam lost his shoe. I may lose my life laughing at this episode.

She’s British and evil, I love her.

A mission from God?! What the hell is this season??

03x04

Don’t rush the man. ‘Well it won’t kill demons by then but I promise it’ll kill you.’

Ah shit, it’s in the priest too.

03x05

Looks like hell hounds.

Fairytales come to life?

Creepy little old lady and her pie.

Yes Sam! Fairytales! Original Grimms dark stuff.

And look. The doctors reading Grimms tales to his comatose daughter.

SAM! Goddamn it what is it with this family and crossroads.

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When you and your sibling are rough housing and end up breaking something and you know ya momma gonna beat yo ass:

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oh my God I'm crying could he be any more adorable?!?!

*_____*

talking about Dean in the beginning of 7x03 when he wakes up in that hospital and then falls on the floor and then is happy that Bobby's alive and being just incredibly cute and handsome and adorable

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"Can't or won't?"

HOW MANY TIMES-- IS IT SAID ONCE EVERY EPISODE?? WOW. WHY.

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I'm sure the hairless ape doesn't mind being called so, either, Cas.

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02x02

Everyone loves a clown? You’ve gotta be friggin kidding me. Clowns are terrifying.

They both think they’re responsible don’t they.

Mechanic Dean is 😍

Dean did that in a week?!

Ellen? Is this Ellen and Jo??

It IS!

I love these two already.

Yeah you’re not alright at all Dean.

Not all geniuses look like Sammy. 51 hours. Friggin excellent.

This is some Gacy level shit. Fuckin clowns.

The fuck is wrong with these kids?! Clowns are terrifying.

FUGLY!

Still can’t get over Dean rebuilding Baby.

The kids are not ok.

02x03

BABY IS BACK! She’s a beautiful car.

How do you reverse a pentacle?

Ah lovely. More vampires.

Apparently a reverse pentagram is just turned upside down. Not quite as impactful as an upside down cross imo but I was raised with a healthy dose of Catholic fear.

Weird hook hunter dude is weird.

He’s the only one who gets to call me [Sammy].

Ah it’s Tara!

Damn. Vegetarian vampires.

Oh fuck. He killed his sister.

02x04

Ah shit. Johns dog tags. And I’m crying.

What in the who and the where now? Pesticide in a perfect circle?

Well Dean it could be about many things.

Great? Great.

Sammy. Whatcha watching...

Grief counsellor Winchesters.

Well that’s unexpected. Did they fake her death??

She’s a damn zombie?

Neil stop thinking with your downstairs brain.

So much for the silver bullets.

Hell really hath no fury.

What’s dead should stay dead - he thinks that about himself.

02x05

Oh shit! John told him about Sam and the other kids yellow eyes dosed.

I adore the Roadhouse and all it’s occupants.Yes Ash, you will need your pants.

Clever boy Dean, I would also be scared of Ellen.

HE SINGS 😍 fuckin adorable.

Dude what the actual fuck...

He’s right about OJ.

Ok see this is where a woman would disagree. That looks EXACTLY like a creepy dude/serial killer lair.

Oh wow. He doesn’t work on Sam.

Oh shit. Twins.

How is the one living in the creep van NOT the creepy twin??

Who’s thinking black and white now Sam.

Damn fuckin straight Ellen.

02x06

Damn. She full named you Jo. Shits serious.

I could totally see her working a case. Jo’s a badass.

Be scared of the angry woman in front of you, a good philosophy.

He’s a good big brother.

You’re definitely losing your deposit on that place.

America’s first serial killer. I love this.

OH MY GOD ITS THE HOTEL KILLER DUDE!! I love this case.

I’m feeling claustrophobic just watching this.

They’re thorough.

They all look like kids caught doing something wrong.

Oh shit. John did something.

Fuck.