#SORRY ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE!!!!

[i-keepmyideals]

Writing Habits That Need To Die in 2025

(this is primarily towards my fellow native English speakers, not people who speak English as a second, third, etc. language. English is hard and you're doing the best you can, and I'm proud of you.)

I have seen so many annoying grammar mistakes in the writing community, and it is insane - absolutely unhinged writing trends or habits that make no sense whatsoever - and it drives me insane - it makes me want to just pull my hair out, throw my phone and hide under a rock; it makes me never want to read anything again.

•The first habit is what I just did. These stupid, long, run on sentences that should be a paragraph, but people make just one sentence using commas, dashes and semicolons. It's not cute or cool. It makes reading your work impossible because my brain knows for a fact that one sentence should be six. Like, my brain soft resets whenever I read something like that amd i have to try rereading it four times. Use freakin periods, and use commas, dashes, and semicolons correctly.

• The next issue are the grammar issues. "Infact" is not a compound word, but I've seen that written a lot. "Alot" is not a freakin word; it's a lot. If you're a native English speaker that has been in school for any amount of time, that's something you learn literally in first grade. "Apart" and "a part" are opposites and cannot be used interchangeably. I've seen "You're apart of me," written so many times and it genuinely makes me angry. "Apart" means separate. Holy shit, open a dictionary. USE THE PROPER YOUR/YOU'RE, THEIR/THEY'RE/THERE, AND WAIST/WASTE, OH MY GOD. "He wrapped his arms around your waste." Oh, you mean my trash? Why is he hugging my garbage can? Keep your spellcheck on, please and thank you. We're not heathens out here.

•The next one is the ellipses issue? I've seen it happen a lot recently. Like...why are people fucking this up? And ellipses is thre periods, not two. One period is a sentence ender. Three periods is an ellipses... Two periods is a mistake.. It just looks wrong. If you have an iPhone/iPad, an ellipses is considered one character and if you hit backspace after writing an ellipses, it will erase the entire thing.

•A big issue is in the x reader side of things. Stop. Fucking. Writing. Rosy. Cheeks. Pink lips. Flushed cheeks. Fair skin. Fucking stop it. It is an x reader, which means the reader can insert themselves or their OC's into the fic. Did you know not everyone that reads this is white? Or have a skintone where a blush would show on their cheeks/ears/neck? Not everyone has bright pink lips. Nothing takes me out of a fic faster than seeing some descriptors like that. 98% of my OC's do not have fair skin. And it's not a, "Oh, if you don't like it, don't read it," situation either. Dipshit. It's tagged x reader which means it's for whoever finds it and wants to read it. X reader means the MC of the story is a relatively blank slate, appearance wise at least, unless specifically stated otherwise like Hispanic!reader or Black!reader, etc., because that's usually for good reason, like most fanfics nit being written with us minorities in mind. I want to read your work, I just also wish that you want me to read it.

•TAG YOUR SHIT PROPERLY. I don't wanna see fucking incest, lactation kink, CNC, r*pe and so on, so I blacklisted them. AND YET I STILL SEE THEM???? FUCK OFF. TAG IT PROPERLY. GET SOME HELP. Like, literally. Writing about that is absolutely not a healthy way to cope if you were in that situation. I'm genuinely sorry if it did happen to you, but writing it out in fanfics and constntly putting yourself in a similar mental space as when it happened is not good; it is not helping you heal. It is keeping you trapped in that moment. Please do seek professional help.

[disorderly-jester]

Ohh, Akatosh...

Honestly, I just couldn't complete the quests with the Apocrypha. My computer always crashed. I just open the book, see Miraak and the Seekers, and that's it... No console works, everything just freezes...In the end, I never finished that quest line. I hope to change my computer and maybe come back to this part.

But that's not the point.

This post is about how grateful I am to Tumblr for all the fanfiction and brain candy. They make the fight against Miraak a little bittersweet now. I think that man is way too charming (the first Dragonborn for the last).

Oh, how I dream of living in Skyrim! 🧙‍♂️🍵

I'm sorry, English is not my native language. 🙏

[miloformula123fan]

Hello! I'm sorry for my bad English but I was wondering if you could write something for Student!reader X Arthur Leclerc. Like she's a little stubborn on accepting gifts and money from him (like when he pays for dinner) as they came from different realities in life, but eventually it kinda turns into a joke of who's faster on pulling their card to pay (usually it is him and she gets all pouty)

of course darling, your english is better than mine, and its my native language :)

if you want to participate in my 400 followers event, look here :) (which I think explains how long this has taken me)

Please keep requesting - y'all have awesome ideas we agree on a lot of stuff :) - my guidelines are here, and if you want some prompts, they are here.

also feel free to come in and start chatting to me in my asks, would love to get to know y'all better

and if you want to be added to my taglist lmk :)

2 - arthur leclerc x 35 - student!reader

Arthur and reader meet

Go to dinner, arthur insists on paying

She tries to convince him otherwise

Reader is stubborn, coming from a different background

She reluctantly eventually accepts

Next few dates - competition of who can pay first

Arthur mostly wins

They have a discussion about their different backgrounds

One more date - reader finally pays!

taglist: @leosxrealm, @tallrock35, @wolf-knights, @janeholt3

[sofya-fanfics]

Christmas Dinner

Fandom : Ranma ½

Relationship : Ranma x Akane

My 2024 12 Days of Christmas Challenge contribution for the prompt : Feast.

I’m sorry for the mistakes, English is not my native language. I hope you like it.

Summary : Ranma passed by the kitchen. Strange noises were heard. The screams and blows reminded him of a battlefield. Kasumi's voice managed to break through the chaos.

“Be careful, you just put vinegar in.”

Ranma swallowed hard. Akane had locked herself in the kitchen all afternoon long. She had even stuck a note on the door that said : “No entry !”. Only Kasumi had been allowed to stay.

Disclaimer : Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.

@12daysofchristmas

AO3 / FF.NET

Ranma passed by the kitchen. Strange noises were heard. The screams and blows reminded him of a battlefield. Kasumi's voice managed to break through the chaos.

“Be careful, you just put vinegar in.”

Ranma swallowed hard. Akane had locked herself in the kitchen all afternoon long. She had even stuck a note on the door that said : “No entry !”. Only Kasumi had been allowed to stay.

Since the beginning of December, Akane had been watching Christmas movies, had decorated the dojo and had bought cookbooks with Christmas recipes. In the morning, she had asked Kasumi if she could use the kitchen. She had decided to make them Christmas dinner. She wanted to do like in the movies she watched where the family gathered at the end for Christmas dinner. No one had wanted to upset her, but everyone was afraid of the result. Even though she tried hard, Akane could not even cook rice.

Ranma was brought out of his thoughts when he heard a violent slash of a knife on the wooden chopping board.

“Damn,” Akane said. “Maybe I went a little hard.”

Sweat trickled down the back of his neck. He hoped that pieces of wood would not be mixed in with the vegetables. The kitchen door opened and Kasumi came out.

“Akane's almost done,” she said, smiling. “Come sit down at the table.”

Ranma nodded and followed her, looking one last time at the kitchen door.

******

The whole family was sitting around the table. Akane arrived a few minutes later, setting up the various dishes. Then she put the main course which was so heavy that the table almost gave way under its weight. Ranma eyed the dish suspiciously. Usually in a Christmas dinner the main course was supposed to be a turkey. The final statement did not really look like a turkey.

“It looks... delicious”, Soun said.

He had a tense smile and beads of sweats stood out on his forehead. Even Happosai was worried.

“Here dad,” Akane said as she handed him a plate. “You'll have the first slice.”

“Thank you Akane, but... Ranma is your fiancé. He should have the first slice.”

Ranma glared at him. Traitor, he thought. Akane looked at him and handed him a plate with a huge smile.

“Do you want to taste Ranma ?”

He had to bite his tongue to keep from answering her :

“No, thank you.”

She was looking at him with her big adorable eyes and he found himself unable to refuse. He took the plate and his hands were shaking. The whole family looked at him worriedly. He tasted a piece and felt something hard under his teeth. It was a piece of the chopping board. He swallowed with difficulty. He let go of the plate and felt himself go backwards. It tasted so bad that he thought he was going to lose consciousness.

“Ranma, you're exaggerating !” Akane said. “It's not that bad.”

She must have tasted a piece because Ranma heard her exclaim :

“It's disgusting !”

Why ? Why did he fall in love with such a bad cook ?

The end

[mauricemylittlemeowmeow]

*coughs blood* thinking of convoluted regency romantic literature-esque a/b/o burda

thoughts too long so ill just keep it under a read more instead of the tags

initial thought was dankovsky fixing artemy's posture which led to daniil teaching him manners which led to "oh my god governess daniil"

but i have no idea in what world hed give up being a bachelor of medicine so ofc my first thought was structuralised sexism which my brain helpfully interpreted as hell yeah omegaverse babyy

so now i have daniil with a sexist military father who lowkey loathes that his son who was supposed to work his way to also become a general can't bc hes an omega and omegas cant be enlisted. daniil still wants to pursue his own goals but bc of structuralised sexism, all hes seen as is a homemaker and someone to give birth to children.

he gets a basic education ofc complimentary to his rather well off upbringing but instead of finding an alpha and settling down, he decides to strike his own path and a la jane eyre and ends up as a governess. for years hes used the salary hes earned to fund his own higher ed self-study. hes not a bachelor bc hes not allowed to be, but he works his way to have practically the same knowledge+skillset as one in his own time.

at present hes using his money to fund his own private research into thanatology. it's all done in secret ofc but he publishes some of his writing under a pen name (it's caused quite a stir in the medical field bc it's not published as a scholarly work--danko can't bc if he submits it for peer review, hed have to expose himself--but as very technical "fictional" work which upon testing, proves true results)

his current job eventually ends and he finds new employment under a well known doctor and minor rural noble: isidor burakh. he writes to danko asking for him to educate his son and heir. daniil accepts, hoping that hed be immersed in an environment that would allow him to stealthily learn more medical stuff to aid in his own pursuits. he also accepts expecting a young child to look after as usual.

imagine daniil's surprise when said son is a whole ass 25 year old man.

anyways turns out burakh (the younger) is a bit of a wild child who prefers being in the steppe+town rather than acting as a noble. isidor called daniil in as a last ditch effort bc he feels like hes abt to die soon and artemy rlly needs to learn how to commingle properly w noble society once he officially takes over the family title.

anyways thats the premise!!!! idk abt plot i just want silly etiquette lessons and bullheaded artemy+frustrated governess!daniil bonding. daniil trying to tame artemy but then getting dragged into having fun himself. artemy finding out abt daniil's real dreams and ambitious, passionate personality. him trying to help but daniil being stubbornly independent (he doesnt want to be another omega being saved by an alpha or whatever)

just good old jane austen/brontë sisters romance shit!!!! no plague :)

[heshmmity]

i cant even fully explain how much i love bill and mabel's friendship. they paint their nails pink together. throwing sleepovers with candy and grenda, he is like a girl dad but uncle to all of the girls. (including pacifica, shes also a guest on parties when she isnt busy)

bill gives mabel dating tips (poorly. these tips suck.) and all these tips suck bc bill is a pathetic dude. he literally whines to mabel every time ford is busy with researches and ignores him for five minutes. mabel knitted like a million sweaters for him with personal designs (sooo much doritos jokes)

and they dont allow ford, stan or dipper on their sleepovers. bill teaches girls how to play all sorts of gamblings and at first he was like doing all sorts of giveaways to girls but then he realizes that he cant actually win them in damn poker. he lost a lot of sweets that day. sweets and dignity

i have so much headcanons for them helppppp

[agomeangelcat]

Doing the invisible frog magic with Ghost:

Y/N: Ghosty! look I have a little frog in my hands!"

Silence.

Ghost: there's nothing in your hands. 

Y/N: Yes there is! look he's going to jump! 

They follows a jumping motion with their head, and Ghost unwittingly follows. 

Y/N: did you see? 

Ghost:...no? 

Y/N: ok, he will jump again! 

They follows the invisible jump. 

Y/N: did you see him now? 

Ghost inhales slowly, Soap watch from afar, waiting for the result and slowly sipping his drink.

Ghost: No.

Y/N: ok then! hold his coat!

Proceeds to pretends to take the coat off the invisible frog in their hand. 

Ghost: what the fuck, since when frogs wear coats? 

Y/N: just for safety! 

The big man in the mask just holds the invisible small coat and watches the frog fake jump with Y/N again.

Silence.

Y/N: Now you believe there's a frog in here? 

Ghost looks at them confused. 

Ghost: No? 

Y/N: Of course you do, you're holding his lil coat. 

Ghost looks between his hand, still holding the frog's little coat, he looks at Y/N hands then back at his hands.

Ghost: Fucking hell.

Soap died in the background.

-Sorry for any erros!-

[seirei-bh]

Jason Mendal headcanons

I wrote these headcanons for fun, however, keep in mind that there is only a few episodes of MCL NG out by now, so I may be wrong about some ideas due to later revelations. (I've also added some NSFW headcanons under the cut!)

-He loves luxury restaurants, especially Italian food, and everything expensive and exotic that is the specialty of five-star chefs.

-He has a limousine and a driver, but he only uses them on special occasions, since he prefers to drive his own car.

-If he were an animal he'd identify with a panther, a wolf or a shark

-He likes to listen to jazz.

-He made an anonymous Twitter account that he uses to insult Devemenentiel members (later Thomas found it and hacked it to permanently ban it, lol)

-He usually wears cologne, his favorites are “Sauvage” by Dior, and “Eros” by Versace (obviously very expensive and brand name)

-He doesn't feel close to his family. Most of them are unbearable to him, with a few exceptions.

-He tends to think that stable romantic relationships are a waste of time. Most of his romantic relationships in the past didn't last very long, almost all of his former lovers complained that "he was married with his job" or that "he was a self-centered asshole". He never had enough time for them and he got bored of them because they were not intelligent or interesting enough to him (something that changes with newsucrette/Ysaline)

-He likes women with self-confidence, who know what they want and are capable of challenging him.

-His poliosis was a consecuence of his Waardenburg syndrome. That syndrome also causes on him to suffers from partial deafness and has vision problems. However, he hides all this by using a very discreet hearing aid and contact lenses. Almost no one knows this except a few people very close to him, Jason hides these problems from the people at his company and any competitors to avoid look weak.

-He's afraid of one day becoming completely deaf, so he learned to read lips and sign language.

-He doesn't want to have children, partly because he doesn't have time to raise them, but mostly because he fears they could inherit the physical problems he has, like a partial or complete deafness.

-Since he was little he was always very good at maths.

-Jason pretends he was always popular, but he was quite nerdy at school, something that he decided to change later in high school and college, he went from being the nerd boy who other made fun of to being the popular boy who insulted and bullied the others.

-During his childhood and teenage years he used to dye his hair so that other children would not mess with him, but as an adult he learned to leave his natural white streaks with self-confidence and to see them as an attractive and unique feature.

-He likes the beach, the pool and going on a yacht. He hates mountains and nature.

-He likes to go to the theater and museums. He knows a lot about the life and work of artists, but he doesn't know as much about art itself, although he pretends he does.

-He has the philosophy of “the end justifies the means” and also that money does give happiness, or at least it can help buy it.

-As a child he learned to play the piano, but as an adult he has thrown away most of his former hobbies from his little free time, because he no longer has time for any of that.

-He got that tattoo on his arm because he lost a big bet once, but since Jason never talks about his defeats, when someone asks him, he says that he got that tattoo just because he wanted to and without any reason or meaning beyond the aesthetic.

-Devon was one of the few true pals Jason really respected and appreciated in the past, before “something” happened between them and they became enemies. Each of them has a different version about what really happened in mind, so that hostility due to differences in povs became increasingly stronger as the years went by. (Probably in this case it is Jason who is not right, but he is too proud to admit that he was wrong.)

-He felt attracted to newsucrette/Ysaline from the first moment he saw her. At first it was just desire and he wanted to manipulate her, but over time that feeling grew stronger and turned into love. Something that he also tried to ignore and deceive himself, denying it until he realized about the truth. He knew that maybe she would hate him, that maybe he would hurt her, that everything could end very badly, but still he couldn't resist to try it.

NSFW headcanons

-He loves bondage, specially tying your hands with his tie.

-He enjoys giving you orders in bed and see you obeying them, but also he enjoys secretly even more when you're a "bad girl" and refuse to do what he orders.

-Praise kink (both give and receive)

-He absolutely adores when you claw your nails on his back, so he has more excuses to call you “kitten.”

-Also when you grab him by his tie to drag him to the bedroom and passionately tear off his clothes.

-His favorite place is in his house, although it can be in bed, against the wall or on a table.

-Too excited by the idea of f*king you in Goldreamz's office, on his desk table sometime.

-He almost always prefers to be the dominant one, but also loves when you fight for dominance and you get to be the queen in his bed who is able to doms him.

-He loves to tempt you beforehand, whispering sexy and dirty things in your ear, kissing you on the neck and caressing you softly and subtly, until you can't take yourself anymore.

-Hard. Savage. Passionate. Sometimes very fast for all the sexual tension you two can't handle, sometimes unbearably slow on purpose because he wants to hear you beg for more and praise him how good he is and how much you want him.

-You two always end on a bed after an argument. He's turned on by how beautiful you look when you're angry and how you fight back fierly. Sometimes he makes you angry on purpose because how much he enjoys the moment and what comes later.

-He loves when you tell him that you hate him. That turns him on too even more.

-Skilled with his fingers and proud of it *wink*

-Proud of his own body. Yeah, his size too.

-He loves to kiss your neck, caress your legs and grab your thighs and butt.

-He loves looking at you. His gaze is especially intense and challenging when you're riding him, and he likes to hear you gasp as he watches your beautiful face and body.

-Sometimes is a competition between the two to see who shows better skills in bed and how much you both can last (how many hours and poses). He'll give you his best sexy smirk and won't stop f*king you until you beg him, but you would never beg your enemy... right?

Extra! A few nsfw sweet headcanons too:

-If he notices that you feel too uncomfortable and nervous, he makes humorous comments to break the ice and make you laugh.

-Although he likes BDSM, he will always ask you if you feel comfortable or not with it and will stop if you ask him to do so.

-He's not very used to aftercare, but he knows that you need them, so he tries to give it to you. Plus, he likes it when you rest your head on his torso, close to his heart, and he thinks you look gorgeous while you sleep.

[arrimorr]

This is it I wrote a billford fanfic. Have a read before they take me to a mental asylum!

Description: Bill Cipher, stuck in a time loop that restarts every time his portal plan fails. Probably.

Word count: 7,597

[liltaireissocute]

One of my favourite headcanons is Percy and Vax who are mutually in love but mutually so stupid they both think "oh, of course he does not fancy me" and completely ignore all the flirting (from Vax because Percy cannot flirt for his dear life), care (they have healing potions and kind much needed words ready for each other) and long gazes (from Percy, this boy has glasses for a reason)

The best thing? Everyone else, and I mean everyone including Allura, Kima, Gilmore, Cass and some very confused enemies, are perfectly aware that those two are madly in love with each other.

[sbkmsk]

TAG YOURSELF

@bobosbillionsknives sorry for using your nickname your account is just the best explanation of what i was trying to say (also love you)

[yuhein2424]

Swagger bishie.... After Dan Phantom has born... Young Dan Phantom start wrecking havoc in Amity Park, the citizens are running for their lives, and then Dash sees him. Is that Phantom? Why he looks so DIFFERENT? Flaming hair, murderous intent, wicked smile, ectoplasm soaked in his both hands, red evil eyes... Is that Amity Park's hero? Is that... Danny Phantom, his idol crush? Dash keep staring at Dan Phantom, unsure what he actually saw, until he locked eyes with Dan Phantom.

"P-Phantom...? Is that you...?" Said Dash, somehow fear are clear in his voice

Dan Phantom only remained silent, until he suddenly grin, showing his sharp fangs.

"Why, aren't you, the one who always stuff a weak and innocent child in a locker?" Dan slowly floating closer to Dash

Dash "W-wha?"

Locker.... Is he talking about Fenton?

How does Phantom know that he always stuff Fenton into a locker?

"You know, I despise bullies."

Dash gulped, cold thick sweat suddenly soaked his face.

"...And I despise weakness"

In one movement, Dan Phantom chokes Dash until his back crashed the ground with a loud thud. Dash cannot comprehend what actually happened in front of his eyes right now.

Amity Park falling into crumble, the citizens scattered, running for their lives, and there is Phantom.

Where is Fenton?

.

"Where is Fenton?"

Said Dan, Dash shocked.

"Ahh... You wondering about him just now, right? 'Where is Fenton?' Well... I wonder where is he, his family, and his friends?" Oh, how Dan cannot help himself until he can't stand it anymore. His grin only wider, until he's slowly materializing something in his hand. Dash only stunned to speak until something in Phantom's hand revealing some nasty, torn-out cloths... You can notice the Red circle logo in the center of the cloth, with red strip in each end of the cloth. An awfully dry blood that soaked the half of cloths.

Human blood.

"Ta-da~ Surprise"

Dan start laughing maniacally

"I'm really a good helper, right? I getting rid of your personal punch bag." The evil laughter still not stop.

Dash left agape, stunned, and his body started shivering. God, he should run. He should run quickly from him.

"No one can stop me now. I've gotten rid my weakness, my humanity----"

No way. This got to be a bad dream, right?

Yeah, Dash, this got to be a bad dream.

"----Daniel Fenton"

The last thing that Dash saw is a neon green light blasted at him

[wowieeitsisa]

Gnarpy is FAR from being my favorite npc. BUT XYR IS SO VERY VERY FUN TO DODDLE

I like to think xe is just. A failurething™️, often lies about xyr position and abilities (I like to imagine the experiments xe did on Spud were just, EXTREMELY wrong than what the higher up Gnarpians were thinking first)

[lufla-lu]

«His entire being was akin to a machine that could only massacre.

No one could bride him. No one knew what he was thinking. No one knew what he wanted. No one knew when he would create disaster. No one knew how to avoid his blows.»

[deadpearls]

the truman show is one of the only movies that i can never stop thinking and theorizing about years after watching them.

like, truman didn’t have a real choice at the end. everything he knew was a lie. there was no way he could go back to his life. the illusion would‘ve ended, it wouldn’t be a 'real' reality show anymore.

and i always wonder how he started living in the real world. the world he knew was the 'american dream' with no conflict, how did he react to seeing what goes on in the real world? it would be a completely different reality for him. bro didn’t even know the moon existed. i‘m curious what he learned at school. did he even learn about the solar system? what kind of history was he taught? i‘m so curious about his beliefs about the world, whether he was taught about a god etc.. seeing the moon and the stars for the first time at 30 must be an experience

his life after escaping the set must’ve been exhausting. pretty much everyone around the world knew him, he was probably getting harassed by reporters or those ultra fans we saw in the movie daily. how did he find an apartment? did he find a new job?

i am kinda convinced he would’ve fallen into depression or drugs after escaping to cope with everything. it‘s like his life was doomed from the start, from the moment christof decided to exploit his life for his own profit.

[ironicallyenraptured]

On the morning of XX XXXXXX, the burned and brutally dismembered body of the citizen recognized as XXXXXXX XXXXXXX was found in one of the alleys of the busy city of XXXXXXX. The experts affirm that the corpse must have been at least three days old before it was found, they were able to find it due to the incessant search of his relatives, who are very depressed by the loss of a loved one. This case is open to investigation and they theorize that due to the brutality of his death it could have been caused by some predatory hybrid.

Humans and hybrids prey, our recommendations are to stay at home or be more alert to your surroundings so that this does not happen again.

Preferably to the number: XXX-XXX-XXX

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— "Have you seen the news?"

— "You're not someone who usually checks them"

— "This one went viral"

— "Then for your safety you should stay away from the "dangerous" predators"

— "But you are one…"

— "Do you think I would be capable of such a crime?"

— "…No"

— "Good"

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Luka belongs to @rainba

I was inspired and wanted to make this mini…fanfic? I don't know if it even counts as one

Oh and sorry for the unstylized art, digital is not my field :')

All this is from this ask