#SOMEONE WRITE THIS FOR ME

[kingstarkingslay]

“ Make our barista laugh and get a free coffee “

except it’s Wolfstar where Sirius is the barista and Remus is the customer who tries to make him laugh.

Bonus: it could also be Jegulus with Regulus as the barista

[sagisbrainrot]

bingliushen omegaverse au where while out trying to handle disputes between demons and humans, bingqiu run into alpha!lqg while he’s hunting. Lqg of course decides to help them and they end up in some odd palace that even sqq knows little about. While navigating the area, omega!sqq and alpha!lqg get separated from lbh and trapped. On their way back to lbh, liushen unknowingly stumbles upon a plant that not only temporarily swapped their secondary sex (including their scents), but also induced heats / ruts

[goth1c-pinki3-pi3]

i'm on an Altean keith kick rn (it's 12:32 in the morning/0032 military time) and like. i really like that idea. this is legit some guy from the desert that is somehow half alien, so lets make him more alien. make his fight with the witch thing at that one base where quintessence was spilled on him reveal his altean marks only for them to fade within the time frame of saving Allura and everyone else was so busy trying to find a plan to save her that no one noticed his marks. Until he reveals his blade, because with the quintessence needed to awaken the blade, he subsequently revealed his altean marks. With his accidental revelation of his marks, which was caused by his shapeshifting going back to his normal form (where his marks are shown), his birth marks on his face from his mom are also shown in a purple barely lighter than his skin. Anyways, i'm off to sleep now.

[liztparadox]

I’m dying for a fic where Merlin protects Mordred from the shadows while being mean to him face to face.

But as night falls and Mordred is tormented by bad dreams, drenched in sweat, Merlin has to help him when Mordred, in his distress, reaches out for him unintentionally, just as he did when he was younger.

The dream reveals Mordred’s struggles over the years, including moments when he had to betray his comrades to protect slaves or shift blame onto other guardians. And so many others, maybe praying for Emrys, farming, smiling, but always switching side, always in danger, always hoping to do more for his kin and killing someone.

Of course, by helping Mordred, he had to learn some spells and needed to see it and feel it, his dreams and need to survive. Maybe Mordred could sense someone else besides him too, like he is not alone —something different to show that the bond is still there. The love that binds them despite everything. And what we could have been, just if.

This situation could make Merlin dislike Mordred even more due to his paranoia but also love him deeply beyond his limits.

[cosmetichorror]

Spoilers for twilight princess manga but Why does almost no one mention that Twilights arm LITERALLY gets cut off in the manga?

Like, not even a deep cut, just straight up- HWAPAM, gone. And then he drowns/bleeds out in that shallow water.

I want to see a fic where my boy Twi takes off his shirt and just has this LONG deep scar around upper arm/shoulder and Wind, being the nosy 14 y/o he is, asks what happens. Then, he casually answers “Oh yeah, at the start of my journey my arm got cut off.” And everyone just stares.

But then he waves them off and reassures them with “Oh, don’t worry! This goat god reattached it for me.”

I’ve seen MAYBE three fics about this. Someone write this or harass me to do it because left to my own devices I feel like I’ll forget about this

[ladyosen]

Adeuce arranged marriage au plot bunny

Adeuce arranged marriage AU idea.  Arranged marriages are a common thing for mages in their world and Deuce and Ace’s moms arrange a marriage when they are like itty bitty babies.

They decide to bring them together every summer so that they wont be marrying complete strangers.  And maybe they’ll just naturally develop chemistry.

It goes about as well as one would expect lmao!  Really it’s a lot like canon, but maybe a little less hostile because kids.  But they kind of develop a like brother’s style relationship, you know as kids do.  Sometimes fighting like cats and dogs and other times they’re thick as thieves.

Then in middle school, Deuce goes through his deliquent phase and Ace is wtf.  and let’s face it, we know Ace wouldn’t tolerate that bullshit at all (even though he thinks Deuce looks really cool and kind of hot when he’s in bad boy mode.)  But they eventually have a big fight and both say some things and throw fists and spells and it’s pretty relationshipship ending?  And definitely engagement ending, right?

Like their parent’s don’t officially end it, but Deuce’s mom sees no point in going through with it when her son is being that kind of person.  Which probably feeds into the moment when he catches her crying over his bad behavior and has his big realization.  That and Deuce also has a lot of super truthful criticisms Ace made sticking in his head as well, so Deuce decides to change like in canon.

I’m not sure if during this time Ace dates that one girl he mentioned or not, because I actually feel like Ace is upright enough to not do that while engaged, though I can also see him being like “that’s something our parent’s decided.”  Also he’s mad and maybe curious and it goes like... in canon and he dumps her, also probably with a side realizing he’d have enjoyed hanging out with Deuce more.  And now Ace wishes he’d handled their fight differently even though he still thinks he was right.

Honestly, they’re both realizing they actually enjoyed each other’s company and those visits were the best part of summer vacation.  But well, they fucked it up and both have a little too much pride to just talk it out.  They don’t see each other that summer and it feels really damn lonely.

It’s only when they both get enroll in Night Raven College that they finally meet again.  Ace probably heard from his Mom about Deuce enrolling, but tried to play it off as nothing, because you know, we’re probalby not going to even be in the same dorm.  Deuce probably... some how managed not to hear it from his Mom.  She mentioned Ace was enrolled while he was half asleep or something and he forgot and she probably didn’t push him about it.

So when they see each other in the mirror chamber, they’re both dumbstruck.  Like... Ace is shocked by how much Deuce changed back to who he used to be.  Deuce is actually really glad to see Ace again and wants to like... clear the air and apologize.  But well they’re both prideful so it’s really awkward.  So like the prolouge chapter is them eventually clearing the air and making up and they like have big ex-boyfriend energy for the early part of the story (except they insist they’re not exes.)  Eventually at sometime someone (probably Cater) finds out they were engaged (Ace made some comment on magicam or something) and no they can never live it down.  All the couple jokes are like... amplifiied.

That said, I like to think they slowly work things out and realize they like each other and admit they actually do want to get married (I like to think sometime around ghost marriage because Deuce got jealous seeing Ace confess to Eliza and ended up owning up to it and teased Ace about his whole ideal relationship spiel and Ace admitted he had Deuce in mind during it) .

But they are still dumbasses and sometimes everyone wonders how they will survive marraige, but it’s also like, it works for them.

[aniwahstan]

Four years ago, star footballers Regulus Black and James Potter’s respective teams of France and England were knocked out of the Euros tournament back to back. Several shots and one drunken agreement later, they found themselves in bed together, planning to spend the next week nursing their prides with each other’s company.

Only in the morning, Regulus was gone, not another word spoken, even when they met on the pitch over the years.

So was born a silent feud.

You won’t read about it online or in the papers, but ask any of James’ teammates, and they’ll be able to tell you how much James loathes the French forward.

This year, France and England will face each other in the championship game.

And Regulus Black made himself a deal - if France wins, he’ll tell James the truth about why he left that fateful night, when all he wanted to do was spend the week in James’ arms. He’ll leave it all out on that field, and maybe walk away with a second chance.

[loveshotzz]

Plagued with thoughts of Steve Harrington who suffers from PTSD after the upside down and his service dog that keeps him grounded 🥺

[cavebehindthewaterfall]

Something something possessive!Mr.Door/Tim fanfic

[youwillfindilluminating]

the only way I would be okay with jamie reconciling with his dad is if they meet up somewhere on neutral ground and both roy and keeley come with him to supervise and they are ready to kick james sr. in the nuts if he so much as looks at jamie wrong.

[kingstarkingslay]

“ Make our barista laugh and get a free coffee “

except it’s Wolfstar where Sirius is the barista and Remus is the customer who tries to make him laugh.

Bonus: it could also be Jegulus with Regulus as the barista

[kpopimagi]

I started writing chapter 11 of AFUTR and I’ve been staring at the same sentence for a full 5 minutes, trying to come up with a coherent description of feelings.

And I hate it. I hate describing stuff. Describing feelings in particular are a pain in the butt. I don’t like it when I need to describe how a character is feeling because of I don’t do it, my brain can’t keep up. It just won’t come up with more sentences. I’m stuck there.

Help

[minimitchell]

honestly i’d love the comedy of ben and callum having the talk with lexi some day because they’re so far on opposite ends of the spectrum with that topic. obviously they’d probably tell her to be safe and be sure that it’s with the right person etc etc but the conversation between them afterwards has so much comedic potential. callum being like ‘i was 27 when i lost my virginity and then i married the only man i slept with’. and ben on the other hand being like ‘i fathered a child at 16 during my first time and slept with half of gay london before i settled down’. and they both agree they’re probably not the best people to give lexi honest advice about this

[carolmunson]

thinking about soft!dom eddie or steve having to

begrudgingly go through with a punishment (spanking obviously because i'm a whore) because you were so bratty all day and he's so gentle while he talks you through it, telling you that he doesn't want to but he doesn't know what happened to his good girl. and he can't help but praise you through it because he's so soft i---UGH.

[raiining]

Guys,

I just spent a week with cable which means hours of back-to-back HGTV and “rock the block” commercials and now I NEED an SPN fusion where everyone is on a team and they’re competing