#SOFT AND STUBBLY

[dreamings-free]

Louis at the airport in Montevideo 16/5/24

[konigsblog]

i love that ugly, freakish pervert (creep!loser!könig)

(+ headcannons in the tags (content warning though))

[the-force-awakens]

#he is so lovely (▰˘◡˘▰) 

[postaldouche]

pre-death of 24 gary.. the man you were....

[starcurtain]

Galladay Fic I Want to Read

"Look, I understand we are complete strangers who have never laid eyes on each other before I grabbed your clothing, but so help me god if you don't tuck this shirt in properly, I might actually die."

It's the opposite of a meet cute. It's the meet appalled.

Sunday: I don't think I can fix this, but the Lord will not forgive me if I don't try.

Gallagher: Oh, I'm about to make him so much worse.

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

NewBF!Kafka who finagles his words to get you to not shower AND not wear deodorant a couple of days before you go to spend the weekend at his house.

He's sly about it, so sly. You think he's being weird and trying to conserve water or something. But what you don't understand is why you can't wear deodorant.

You take it a step further and think that maybe he's being insane about the O-Zone layer.

It's Friday night, you show up with your over-the-weekend bag and drop it at the door, wrapping him up in a hug in trade. The first thing he does is bury his face against the soft, warm skin of your neck and breathe you in. He kind of rumbles from his throat and it makes you shiver.

"I didn't shower yesterday or today. Y'happy, Kafka?" He nodded yes against your cheek. You could feel him smiling. "Can you tell me why, at least? Why you want me disgusting while I'm here with you? On one of the first weekends we've ever spent together." You pushed his face away from you to deflect the borderline obsessive kisses he's planting on you.

"Mmm ... that's simple, kitten. Jus' wanna smell you. None uh that other shit. Now cuh'mere. I want to show you my new sheets, yeah?"

And by "show you his sheets" he meant take your clothes off and dive right between your dirty little thighs and treat you like the queen he knows you are.

@kazutora-kurokawa @breathofthewind29 @witchy-scribblings

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@reiners-milkbiddies

[quadrantadvisor]

I have a bunch of notes for Malevolent fanfic ideas and

Love this dumbass shit so much. Podcast that has you inventing new little intimacies. Podcast that makes you yearn fr fr

[andy-clutterbuck]

THE MURMURING - CABINET OF CURIOSITIES

[nomstellations]

Stands cutely can we get pirate vore

"What's the matter, bud? Don't you know the rules?" Gregor smiled up at the shrunken pirate who trembled on the little plank of wood above his head, all too delighted with their plight. The only thing that supported them was the plank...being held down by the first mate's hook. They got caught swiping food from their stores- a relatively small crime, but no rulebreaking escapes his gaze.

"If I recall...." He drawled lazily. "Unless its mealtime and you're th' cook? No stealing from our supplies! We need those for long trips at sea, y'know? And I'm sure you know how pirates get punished, don't you...?" With how the little pirate shook, they knew the answer all too well. Behind them was a well-sharpened hook, and in front of them was a drop into...

"Well, bud? Walk the plank. Unless you're scared stiff...heh, that just makes things easier for me, don't it?"

Letting up a bit of the pressure keeping the plank supported, the little thief dropped with a yelp....right into the first mate's waiting maw. With a thick gulp, they were pulled down his throat and deposited into their new jail cell- his stomach. Smiling to himself, he patted his stomach as they squirmed around inside. "Mm, you weren't really all that filling. You wouldn't mind snitching on a couple other rulebreakers for a chance at a lighter sentence, would ya?"

Licking his lips, he pondered whether or not he'd keep that promise or if he'd just get some lunch alongside them. Whatever the case, it seemed that with the captain gone...the first mate was all too eager to "punish" any misbehaving pirates in his own unique way.

[soupacool]

people can have their own preferences or whatever but if you're out here telling me that shaving is a more comfortable sensory experience than leg hair I know straight up that you are a LIAR and if you don't think so, you're lying to yourself

[kneazle]

Tommy looked so good throughout the whole episode like damn let me breathe 😭

[howlinchickhowl]

Regarding your tags on peak Gallavich hotness -- I'd like to also submit 7x11 as a strong contender.

what...these guys?

fresh haircut clear skin clear heart clear eyes mickey and his financially responsible car lover who bottoms now? Yeah they're good lookin' I won't deny.

There is something for me about their physiques in this post you were referencing that just edges these guys out in terms of collective hotness, but are they soft and lovely and in love and ready to risk it all to be together? you betcha!

[birdmetaphors]

kicking off this new art account with my two most beloved original characters! their names are Vinra (left, she/they) and Peony (right, they/them). more info under the cut and in the tags :)

estranged childhood friends now reunited in their early 20s, peony and vinra both work at mayrose free library, an organization devoted to maintaining physical media in a world where information is increasingly confined to the web, controlled by corporations, and rife with AI hogwash (sound familiar?)

peony got scooped up off the streets by the library's president after dropping out of college and wandering dejectedly around the city, holden caulfield style; they're now an artist-in-residence at mayrose dabbling in various musical and painterly projects.

vinra is one of the nine high proctors, a highly respected team made to organize, preserve, and religiously protect the library's most valuable works. how she got this job and the necessary qualifications is a mystery, but she's doing.... alright?

their story is still developing, but it's not explicitly focused on societal commentary; the dystopian landscape serves as more of a backdrop that guides and influences character-driven drama. will peony and vinra's teenage friendship rebuild itself even though they've become different people? where are their families, and why aren't they in touch anymore? just who is the mysterious library overseer—a benefactor to peony, a parental figure, or something more sinister? and what, exactly, are the high proctors protecting?

you will be seeing peony and vinra and their friends/coworkers a lot, so i hope you like them :)

[flamestar126]

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!

[chronicowboy]

eddie is hottest generally in his fits of despair, but nothing will ever surpass the specific hotness of this one particular look

[httpiastri]

Helping him shave omg

that thought is making me go dizzy 😵‍💫😵‍💫 im just gonna say this here and then link this in 🪷 anons ask bcs they also asked about it but like… yk the usual, getting up in the morning and realizing that pepe isn't in bed next to you anymore, making your way to the bathroom to go through with your regular morning routines, and then you just see him standing there, razor in his hand….. and so u cuddle up to him, tired face nuzzling into his muscular back, before finally asking "can i help you out?"….. and so you sit on the counter next to the sink and he steps in between your legs, his hands resting on your waist or thighs as you carefully begin to shave him. your hand on his neck or cheek to get a good angle makes him all fluttery and just…. he loves to see the concentration on your face and the way you ask for help every once in a while because it just makes him feel manly in some way?? and getting to kiss you after without you complaining about his stubble 😭