#SO STOP IT

[bozhenkamoya]

why did no one tell me that this is a thing that's happened, that's so fucking funny

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

I literally do not understand queer fans of things like Harry Potter and FNAF

[m1stm3]

hi guys it’s not hard to make ur x reader fics racially ambiguous :3 hi guys it’s not hard to make ur x reader fics racially ambiguous :33 hi guys it’s not- *gunshot*

[sonicfrontiers]

stop putting "reblog this golden potato for good luck" type posts on my dash i feel like i'm going to have a meltdown 👍

[keepthedelta]

if everyone is a generational talent then no one is

[titus-androgynous-87]

Yall young sapphics who lose their minds over what it would be like to be with a middle aged dyke because “ooh so much sexperience” are gonna leave this mortal coil the first time someone puts on their carpal tunnel splints and says “not tonight, love. I raked the yard all afternoon and my hands are shot”

“But what about straps and oral?”

Did you not hear them? When you’re 30+ you get one (1) physically demanding activity per week. And they chose to rake. Try again in 7-10 business days when their back stops hurting every time they blink

[little-star-bun]

those kinky mfs in tlou2 keep biting each other

[kimmiessimmies]

Autumn 07: Something to Talk About (2/6)

James chuckled, "Well, of course he couldn't. We're pretty hot on stage, Sade," he winked.

Sadie could feel a blush creep up on her cheeks, so she quickly continued; "Well, he did ask some fascinating questions, like if we ever talk about the things we'll... do... on stage. We never do. Why do you think that is, James? Why do we never talk about it?"

James shrugged, "For one, it would probably take away the spontaneity of the moment. I guess we're pretty good at just going with the flow. And secondly... Sadie... I think that might be a bit of a risky conversation to have, don't you...?"

[sanssupremacy]

Adding to the last reblog but as a separate note:

Thats the main reason I've lacked in activity this past few months, if ya know, y'know, i wont talk about the issue but i wass harassed, and in all honesty, it has affected me mentally.

Ive had several dreams of said person and his friends harassing me, it fucking haunts me in my dreams if it wasnt enough that i already have to deal with the memory itself.

It makes me sick, you have no idea how sick, just thinking about the misinformation this person said about me makes me want to throw up, my stomach hurts just thinking about it. I get dizzy and my head hurts. I never wanted this to happen.

So, as a great reminder: you curate your own internet experience, you're free to block/mute tags and blogs that make you uncomfortable, and just act like they never existed. Its that easy, specially here on Tumblr where everything is always tagged, nobody forces media into your feed, you can mute the tag and tadaa! G o n e.

[glbtrx]

me when

when someone uses "animal/beast" as an insult

[kaze-writes]

So my anti-hero is now my hero, and my actual hero is a side character and the villain is becoming the anti-hero and concerningly dear to me.

That's what I get for leaving everyone alone.

I never learn, do I?

[katherine-mcnamara]

I meant melisa pamuk. I don't know why anyone would want gifs of the other one she can't act. Thank you.

..... Don't be so fucking rude. Just because you don't like an actress (or actor) doesn't mean you can be so mean about them to people who do jfc. I am making gifs of EGO, but I'm going to tell you not to use them because your attitude is gross.

[hadesoftheladies]

ffs it will never be gay for a girl to like a guy idc if she’s bisexual y’all are so annoying

ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it.

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[catlaila]

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]