#SO PUSS STEPS IN AND LIKE YKNOW WHAT

[monochromatic-ahhhh]

I'm not gonna make any sense but I like to think that Puss being not Puss in Boots saved him, like wow.

Death was after Puss in Boots, who 'laughs at the face of death'. But when they had that stare-down, Puss was not laughing.

Because he is not Puss in Boots. Not without the lives he wanted to get back, not without being like the ✨legend✨.

He wanted to be, though. He wanted to feel like Puss in Boots again. Fearless, legendary, undying, laughs at death. Then he saw his one life as Pickles and realized that maybe, he doesn't need to be Puss in Boots. Doesn't need to be a legend, doesn't need to be fearless, doesn't need his lives back.

He just, y'know, needs to fight for the one he has.

Because at that point in time, he is Puss..in boots. Afraid, now humbled, aware of his mortality, and not laughing. In the past confrontations, he couldn't really laugh. This time though, he could. But he didn't.

Death was not after that Puss, so he left.

lmao

[aboardthehavocmarauder]

Beautiful Mischief [Pt. 4]

Bad Batch x Reader • Angst/Fluff/NSFW (yknow the whole deal) • Mechanic [hidden Jedi] ! Reader • Female reader

Tortured

Brainwashed

Controlled

Starved

Drained

Used every fiber of her being

All for a few names to bring down the Jedi council.

But ultimately failed

“Do you mind if we run a few scans Y/N...I don’t want my—-my old padawan, to be still suffering a few things” Kenobi asks as Y/N didn’t want to but she hasn’t been called that for a while.

But what is the worse they could find?

“Have you seen Y/N?”

“Why, Wrecker?”

“Well. The 501st and Commander sour puss kinda surrounded her the other day at gun point. When all she did was give herself space...she didn’t hurt space jesus”

“What’s a Jesus?”

“Not right now Techsquad. I just want to make sure she’s ok”

“You want to make sure the traitor is okay?”

“Crosshair” Hunter glares at the one lurking in the corner of their sleeping quarters. “We can’t think that anymore”

“So what? You don’t keep a secret like that for six months! Hell you don’t keep a secret like that in fucking general” Cross snaps before turning to the door open as the other four straighten up when Cody stepped in.

“General Kenobi asked for Wrecker”

“The fuck?”

“Don’t question it Wreck just go” Echo adds watching Wrecker go with Cody to the medbay.

“Okay what kind of check up is this? Usually I have to go to Kamino—“ Wrecker stops talking seeing Y/N with her head shaven, in a medical gown with the sleeves torn off and shorts instead of pants.

Wrecker instantly sat beside them not saying a single thing as she leans against him instantly no words coming out.

“What am...what is she doing here like this?”

“I asked for a few things and Kix decided to be more extensive. She said she only trusts you”

“And we want her to be comfortable from now on” Kix adds on his way out with Kenobi to go over the results with him.

——

Y/N weakly walks into the underground finding Odious in the middle of a discussion when he found the beskar spear pierced through her torso.

“Is this your so called apprentice Odious? I thought you would’ve done much better”

“Oh Maul, but she has given me so much” Odious smirks lifting her chin up seeing her mouth open and the blood pour out. “I’ll heal you sweet girl, but give me what I need”

As he kept a touch on her, Y/N took out the datapad that collected several locations of where the Chosen One has been. Including the name Anakin Skywalker.

“Ah, well done” Odious smirks grabbing the end of the spear and lifting them causing her to cough up more blood. He stick the pierced end to the wall and before she could slide off, he held her in place. “She does the job Maul. So tell me”

What else do you need

——

Being stripped down back to nothing, just for her old master to see what has been done to her. But he’ll never understand.

Never.

“Where the fuck is Wrecker?”

“And Y/N”

“Okay are we all going to forget about their secret?”

“It’s not a secret anymore Cross. Don’t have to keep acting like they’re a monster or something. Come on.” Echo frowns opening the door to the main hall of the barracks. “Move on”

“They could’ve killed me”

“But they didn’t. So shut it” Hunter snaps right up and personal in Crosshair’s space as he took a step back. “You’ve always wondered why they let us mutations survive because we can be used to be broken. A Jedi keeping that part of them a secret, has a shattered reason connected to it. So understand Crosshair. There’s more like us even if we don’t look the same” then he continued to follow Echo leaving Cross back a bit.

“What do you want Tech.”

“I’m confused as well to why they’ve kept it a secret and apart of me wants answers”

“So you understand my side”

“I do, but I would never push them to their boiling point” Tech adds before quickly catching up with the other two.

Listen to your brothers’ words

Or you’ll fall behind, alone.

——

“SHE ESCAPED!”

“WHAT”

“The apprentice escaped, sir. We can’t find her. The inhibitor chip isn’t tracking no more”

“Well. Sweet girl” Odious bites down turning to the open space from the main deck. “You’ll be mine again”

——

When the four found Wrecker stepping out of the mess hall looking guilty for the amount of ration bars in his possession. Hunter crosses his arms giving him a look sensing the nervous nature coming from him but the tension build in the room.

“Weren’t you asked to take care of something?”

“Oh! Yeah? Why?”

“Then what are you doing in the mess hall, idiot?”

“Taking care of someone. You nosey lizard” Wrecker tells Crosshair, causing a laugh to escape Tech.

As he quickly covers his mouth, Hunter frowns looking at Wrecker pushing him out of the way.

“Where is she?”

“Hunt—“

“That’s the someone you’re talking about. What did they do” Hunter bites as Wrecker frowns before eventually leading the way for the batch.

Fight the fight

Run.

RUN.

Leave. No one wants you here.

Go home.

It’s time to go home.

When Wrecker opened the medbay, Y/N wasn’t in there but the room looked damaged since the last he was in there. Kix looks up from his datapad seeing the bad batch as he didn’t know what to say but it didn’t take long for one of them to threaten the medic with a weapon.

“Where is she?”

“Obi Wan is looking for her”

“What happened here?”

“Uhm. Obi Wan told me to tell her that we need to perform a surgery based on what we received from the tests—“

“Wait you’ve done tests on her without our knowledge?” Crosshair glares at Kix as he relaxed his upset expression.

“She consented. We just never expected a large foreign object to be lodged in their core” Kix showed the x-Ray to the bad batch before hearing an alarm. “That could be—“

“501st and 212th REPORT” Kix’s comm went off and before he even got up the batch was gone.

Must

Find

Y/N

FIND HER

[alch3mic]

ok so like. hear me out? or hear MEOWt really- but yknow how swap paps' schtick is puss in boots?? what if... He... had a cat?👉👈🥺 and prince could help out with em cuz cats/pets in general Really help with anxiety and other kindsa stuff?? i saw the post for the pets the sans' would have and horses are fantastic therapy animals, since you said prince has a stable!! theyre smart as hell and surprisingly in tune with emotions?? but tldr considPurr; a Pawtner in crime for Boots as a treat

“so you’re saying there’s.. no strings attached, right?”

“nope.”

“none... at all?”

“nah.”

“...really?”

“stars fuckin' above.. yes! really! for real! 100%! it’s yours, completely free with no other strings attached whatso-fuckin’-ever!”

“....i don’t believe you.”

Beast groaned as Boots narrowed his eyesockets at him in a clear sense of disbelief.

“look, do ya want the fuckin’ cat or not? cause if you don’t i can just-”

Beast took a step forward and Boots immediately took a step back, bringing the white cat he was so fondly petting in his arms just moments ago even closer.

“nope. s’too late. look, we’ve become attached,” Boots said as the cat purred affectionately, gently rubbing her head against his cheekbone.

Beast rolled his eyelights before stepping back again and shoving a hand in his pocket.

"so..?" he asked, a hit of irritation lingering on his tone.

"...i'd say yes.. but.." Boots hesitated for a moment, glancing back down to the white cat before smiling fondly as she purred at him. "i'm just.. trying to make sure is all. i know your word is pretty good beasty but last thing i'd want is for us to be owing ol' johnny boy any more favors, ya'know?"

"yeah, yeah, i gotch'ya," Beast sighed, waving his hand dismissively. "ya've got nothin' to worry about. that bonehead has no idea i'm even handin' out these cats anyways."

"ohhh, going behind ya bro's back are you?" Boots hummed cheekily, receiving a firm grunt in reply. "i'm surprised at you beasty, you've really grown into your own lately! doing your own thing, hanging out with your human. what next, you gonna move out on your own?"

"big talk from a guy who's also still livin' with his fuckin' brother ya dipshit," Beast growled, narrowing his eyesockets at Boots.

"hey i wasn't bashing you about it," Boots laugh. "just saying how proud i am of you. our lil' beasty is all grown up now."

..And this is exactly why he hated working with these two idiots.

"ya know what, give me the fuckin' cat back," Beast grumbled, taking another step again. "i've already had enough of yer shit."

"hey no take backs! 'sides you already buttered me up by saying we'd be a great fit!" he laughed, taking a few steps back as Beast trudged forward.

"yeah and i change my fuckin' mind! yer gonna be a terrible fuckin' influence on her," Beast huffed.

"aww, you care about her," Boots teased, "so i guess the big bad beast really is goin' soft on us, eh?"

"IT SEEMS SO."

Beast paused upon hearing the overly stuffy tone echo throughout the large foyer. He turned to see Prince at the stop of a large staircase, their gazes locking for a moment before the smaller skeleton descended down, easily striding across the room to stand at his brother's side.

He was dressed to the nines, as per usual and looked just as tacky as ever in his little dress up outfit.

"finally get done lockin' your princess up or whatever?" Beast muttered.

"...I WILL PARDON SUCH BLATANT RUDENESS FOR NOW SINCE YOU COME BEARING A GIFT," Prince began rather smoothly while straightening out his coat. "BUT I WILL ALSO REMIND YOU TO WATCH YOUR TONE IN MY PRESENCE BEAST."

"heh. right. sure. forgive me, your most gracious majesty," he scoffed.

"APOLOGY ACCEPTED," Prince replied, clearly choosing to ignore the note of sarcasm Beast had dropped which only irritated him more.

He watched as Prince curiously seemed to observe the cat before offering a gloved hand for her to sniff.

"...so bootsy.. ya taking the cat or not?" he asked, not wanting to hang around anymore than necessary now that Prince Stuffyass was here.

"...whaddya think bro?"

Stars above and fuckin' hells below don't ask his fuckin' opinion-!

"IS SHE A STRAY?"

"..as far as i know, yeah," he muttered, shoving both hands in his pockets as he slumped some more.

Prince cocked a browbone in his direction before taking a moment to think.

"...DID YOU STEAL HER FROM SOMEONE?"

"now why the fu-" he began before biting back on his words and Prince frowned in disapproval. "...now why would i go through the trouble of stealin' someone's cat just to pawn it off to you two."

"JUST CHECKING," Prince said before turning his attention back to the cat. "I KNOW A CERTAIN MISTER SOMEONE, WHO OF COURSE WAS A CLIENT OF YOURS, JUST RECENTLY MET QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE END."

Beast let out a small hum in reply and merely shrugged his shoulders.

"I'VE ALSO SEEN A FEW PIECES OF HIS COLLECTION POPPING UP IN AUCTIONS. JUST WANT TO BE SURE THIS LITTLE DARLING DEAREST ISN'T A PART OF THAT."

"obviously i ain't have the slightest clue what yer talkin' about," Beast chuckled. "but i can assure you she really was a stray. my kitten was actually the one who found them out in the rain."

"..I SEE," Prince said thoughtfully, finally giving the cat a scratch underneath her chin. "NOT SURE HOW MUCH I TRUST THEIR JUDGEMENT THOUGH GIVEN THEIR.."

He took a glance at Beast.

"...CHOICES."

"how's about you just take the fuckin' cat before i decide to throw in a fuckin' knuckle sandwich, free of charge for the both of ya."

"VERY WELL! YOU MAKE A RATHER CONVICING ARGUMENT."

"sweet. i think imma name her pickles."

"WE ARE ABOSLUTELY NOT NAMING HER PICKLES."

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[totallypathet]

Episode Three

First of all...what the fuck was that challenge. And what the fuck was the logic to judging it?! I spent so much of this episode just being confused. I think it would have been so much better if they were allowed to come up with their own ideas and characters, instead of having this really narrow space to work in; that was bizarre to me. Like Just Jan could have done a really delusional, high energy character who was the worst singer in the world; that would have been funny! Instead they stuck them with these bizarre storylines that made no sense, and had very little humour in them. Idk whose choice that was but it was a choice. Anyway, let's get into the rundown!

1. Aiden Zhane

I am not living for Aiden at all. Her attitude in both episodes has let a lot to be desired for me. And also, that runway? What was that? I could buy that dress on Asos, glue some bows to it and have that look. The concept was cool, the bows falling on her? Cool idea. But if you're going to do that then you need to Do It, yknow? Like it would have been cool if she'd had a huge wig completely made of bows. Or if she'd had an umbrella and made it look like it was raining bows, or something, that could have been really cool! It could have been amazing and she took a really easy way out. Disappointing. And her performance was dull. She deserved to be in the bottom more than Nicky Doll.

The only thing I will say for Aiden in this episode is the way Brita and Redacted behaved towards her was really uncool. They did that whole "you didnt lead us at all", and then told her that they carried her? You know that if she had led them they would have totally thrown her under the bus and said "well we do this professionally and we wanted to do this, but she was the leader and she made us do that". It was totally a damned if you, damned if you don't; and that was really unfair.

2. Brita

Guys, I am Bored of Brita. I am over it, and I am underwhelmed. I haven't seen anything from her that I've enjoyed! Her looks have been dull, she's not that funny, and I dont like the way she behaves (like I said with Aiden). She wont be next to go home, but hopefully she wont be long.

3. Crystal Methyd

STOP TRYING TO CHANGE CRYSTAL METHYD! I'm so sick of them going "oh her makeup is always the same", when it has been different each time!! She has a style and a brand, but it's not the same face!! Aiden Zhane does the same fucking face, none of them have picked that out! Loads of queens come in and they only have one face! Not mentioning any names Silky Nutmeg Ganache and Roxxxy Andrews. They got away with it because they were beauty mugs and that's the type of drag this show is biased towards. Crystal Methyd is an artist, let her do herself! That runway look was ugly though. Having said all that. Her face was gorgeous, I loved her makeup, I just thought that look wasnt very her! It didn't suit her somehow, it wasn't right. But she tried really hard during the improv, and I think she did a passable job! She honestly should have been safe, fight me. I just really hope she doesn't change herself to please the judges bc she has such a great vision and point of view, and I don't want her to lose sight of how great she is.

4. Dahlia Sin

Dahlia, Dahlia, Dahlia. Speaking of being underwhelmed, am I right? I had such high hopes for Dahlia, but this week she just didn't pull anything out. I personally think the fruit sketch was really funny, but it would have been exactly the same if Dahlia hadn't been in the group. She was so focused on being ~sexy~ (which is tough in a broccoli costume), that she forgot about everything else. Plus her bows and buttons look was just...odd. from the neck up it had this very avant garde, couture feel, but the outfit itself just looked unfinished. And then to have this weird arse peekaboo thing? Really weird choice. She deserved to be in the bottom and, after that lip sync, she deserved to go home.

I have seen a lot of posts about Dahlia "storming out", and I genuinely don't understand what they're talking about? Like, okay, she didn't say anything before she walked off, does that really constitute storming off? If she'd walked off while Ru was still talking, or if she'd yelled/screamed/sworn, then sure, maybe - but from what I saw she was just upset and wanted to leave as fast as possible. Idk, also they haven't released Untucked on the UK Netflix, so maybe there was more I didnt see.

5. Gigi Goode

I live for Gigi so much. I mean come on! Her character in the improv was passed out half the time and still had presence! She's so funny, and she's not afraid to let loose and get ugly. I think she did a good job in the improv, especially for someone without all that much experience, and her look on the runway was incredible. Solid 8/10 for Gigi this week.

6. Heidi N Closet

Heidi was robbed. I bought everything Heidi was selling this week. I bought it, I didn't stream it, I didn't rent it from the Netflix, I bought it. She was so funny during the challenge; the flipper? She spat out? Iconic. She had me dying the whole time, her, Jackie Cox and Gigi Goode should have their own series, I'd watch the hell out of it. Then she came bouncing down the runway as glitter Pinnochio, and she told that story about when she was at school and I loved every second! Shes so charming, and loveable, and relatable, and Jaida Essence Hall must have been gagged when she was top 2. She was robbed, she should have won, and she should keep her name! That whole thing with "the mouth has to change shape and it's not satisfying to say"? Bullshit, utter bullshit bitch. Heidi N Closet 4lyf.

7. Jackie Cox

Jackie made me so happy this week! Their whole group was hilarious, but Jackie doing the bad ventriloquist act just sent me, I loved it. And she just seems like the sweetest person as well! Her runway look was gorgeous, I loved the reference, her makeup was absolutely stunning, Jackie Cox is seriously the whole package. Her and Heidi should have been top 2 together.

8. Jaida Essence Hall

Jaida came in looking like a pageant queen, but she seriously flexed her comedy muscles this week! Her "bad apple" was hilarious, and she really committed to it! She was a firm leader in the group, but she was a good team player in the scene, she let everyone else have their moment too, and it was a good performance! I was a little bit disappointed that her runway look was very very similar to her spring mini challenge look from last week, but it was still a good look, and honestly I probably wouldnt have noticed if it hadn't been one episode after the other. She has shown a lot of diversity already, I think she just set the bar so high last week that I was really expecting something incredible, and I got something that was "just" good instead. She's still one to beat at the moment!

9. Jan

Jan made me so proud this week!! She was really funny in the skit, she had so much energy and enthusiasm, I loved it! Her jokes were funny, she picked a solid character and played it well, and can we talk about the runway though??? I really expected her to come out in something cute, because her personality is so bubbly and instead she gave me horror high fashion, monster couture and she Sold. Every. Second. It was a total transformation from the challenge to the runway and that, at the heart of it, is what I love about drag; that transformation aspect is just art to me. For me, Jan has it all. She definitely should have been top 3 this week. I think she's served the best runways so far, and I cannot wait to see what she does next week.

10. Nicky Doll

Okay, you guys know I love Nicky Doll. This week was not a good week for her. I appreciate that improv must be so hard in your second language, but I think she suffered a little bit from Dahlia Syndrome: she was so focused on staying pretty that she didn't really deliver anything. I kind of wish her character had literally just been French and spoke no English - part of the joke could have been that language barrier and Crystal/Window not understanding a word she said and her getting more and more frustrated about it. That could have been really funny. Also, her runway look...I know where she was going with it, it was a cool concept, and it was executed okay, there was just something missing, you know? It felt a little bit rushed, and again there was this real focus on being ~pretty~. Maybe if she'd looked a little more Cinderella ish, like her makeup wasn't perfect, and her hair was tied up like she was actually sewing, it would have sold me a little more character. I'm not sure, everything was just a little off for me this week, but I still think she's fierce af, and we all stumble sometimes. I'm looking forward to seeing her get back on her feet next week!

11. Rock M Sakura

Rock M was picked last for the challenge, I could not believe it. She deserved better than that, I was shook. She definitely picked the right group though, she was really funny as the Orange! She looked like she was having fun, and that's what I love about Rock M, is that I have fun watching her have fun. Her jokes were great, she matched Jan's energy, and I think she did a good job. I loved her runway look as well, the Alice in Wonderland concept was great, and I love that she kept the dress pretty simple so that the focus was on her hair and makeup! Her makeup was gorgeous, and the detail of the buttons on her face was stunning! It was a great concept, well executed, this week was a great week for Rock M, and I'm going to be furious if she gets picked last again.

12. Widow Von Du

Widow is getting The Edit. The edit that queens of colour who are talented get, where they paint them as bitchy, or loud, or as stepping on the other girls' toes; so that the audience isn't too pussed off when they get eliminated. Widow is exceedingly talented, and funny, and filled with personality. She also serves looks and delivers incredible performances. I will not let this edit take that away from her. She did great this week. She delivered everything I ordered in the challenge and more, she completely transformed for the runway, and she sold me a great presentation. Widow is definitely one to beat.