#SO MANY adults in this series are consistently useless at doing their own jobs

[luanna801]

I need to make a post about how dang USELESS nearly every adult in DNAngel is, because seriously.

Starting with the teacher, who is possibly the most useless person in the entire series. Let’s start with this scene, where Wiz-disguised-as-Daisuke almost drowns in the pool:

Satoshi: Dove in to save Wiz/Daisuke and is already giving him CPR, because Satoshi is a dang boss like that.

Riku: Going off to get help.

The teacher, who is supposed to be the adult here: Standing around like a blithering idiot doing nothing.

????? First of all, why was someone not on lifeguard duty? I’m assuming Satoshi wasn’t the lifeguard, because he had to dive into the pool fully-dressed which is, you know, not how lifeguarding is supposed to work. So... what gives?  If this school has a swim class, there should be someone assigned to save anyone who might be drowning. They shouldn’t just hope a random person who knows CPR happens to be there.

Secondly, why are two fourteen-year-olds the only ones being remotely useful or proactive here while the adult who is supposed to be in charge of their wellbeing stands around wringing her hands? Legit, what was she going to do if Satoshi hadn’t been there to save the day? Because personally, I get the strong impression she would have just stood there until it was too late. 

And in case you think I’m being unfair in that assessment, check out her reaction when Daisuke and Riku fall down a ravine on a school trip:

OH MY GOSH, WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Two students might be dying and she’s just worried about what she’s gonna say to their parents??? And how it might affect her teaching career? Like????? Maybe show some actual concern for their wellbeing, you self-absorbed dishrag.

And ONCE AGAIN literally every 14-year-old in this scene is being more of an adult than the actual supposed adult in charge, from the random girl who’s having to comfort her teacher about what happened, to Saehara and Satoshi who are the only ones having an actual productive conversation about the best way to get Riku and Daisuke back.

In the end, Satoshi ends up being the one to call for help when they’re in range:

And the one who goes off to look for Daisuke and Riku:

Throughout all of this the teacher apparently just...? Blithered about her ruined career and the awkward conversations she was gonna have to have? Seriously, as far as we can tell, she does literally nothing while two of her students might be dying at the bottom of a ravine. Yet again it’s down to Satoshi to be the only one dealing with this in a mature or useful way. Because Satoshi Hiwatari, despite being 14, is apparently the only damn adult in this story. 

(Incidentally, all of the above happens while Satoshi is still in full “DAISUKE AND I CANNOT POSSIBLY BE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE A NIWA AND A HIKARI, WE MUST BE ENEMIES, IT IS DESTINY” mode. Because clearly, constantly trying to save your Mortal Enemy TM’s life is just how Mortal Enemy-ing TM works. LOL okay Satoshi. So good at being enemies, those two.)

Oh, and speaking of Satoshi (as we always should be), let’s talk about this scene:

So... the school knows Satoshi lives alone? And apparently has no way of getting in touch with his dad to find out if something’s happened to him? And no one sees any issue with this?

I’m putting this one on the school as a whole rather than this particular teacher, but seriously... what the hell, dude. I’m pretty sure it’s not normal for 14-year-olds to be living on their own in Japan, even if they are unusually smart 14-year-olds. And maybe that could get a pass if the 14-year-old in question seemed incredibly happy and well-adjusted, but Satoshi is the opposite of that.

I could make an entire separate post about this honestly, but here’s the thing: I don’t blame the adults in Azumano for not figuring out about Krad or any of the things Satoshi’s going through because of magical Hikari curse weirdness, because there’s no way they could be expected to guess any of that. But I absolutely blame them for not figuring out his dad is abusing him, because that’s a real-world issue that people like this teacher should know to be looking for, and there are huge warning signs that no one picks up on.

You literally have this kid who they know lives on his own, even though he has a father who supposedly should be there to look after him on a day-to-day basis. He barely talks to the other kids in his class and has obvious trouble socializing normally. He constantly seems depressed and emotionally withdrawn. Oh, and for some mysterious reason he doesn’t want to get undressed when the other kids are swimming (see above scene).

One would have thought this would set off giant “HELLO! THIS KID MIGHT BE BEING ABUSED!” warning bells in any teacher’s head, but apparently not, because every adult in Azumano Junior High is completely freakin’ useless.

What gets me about this is... this is a series with a ton of magical weirdness going on, but none of these are magical scenarios that an ordinary teacher wouldn’t be equipped to deal with. If your class is going swimming, you need to be prepared for the possibility that someone might start drowning. If you’re going on a hiking trip, ideally you should be on top of things enough that two students wouldn’t fall down a ravine in the first place (again: no weird magic was responsible for this. Riku was climbing to get Risa’s hat and Daisuke went after her, and if you’re in charge of a bunch of 14-year-olds in a place with dangerous ravines someone could fall down, you should damn well be keeping close watch to make sure something like that doesn’t happen), but if it does happen, you should at least have some kind of contingency in place to find them as quickly as possible. If you have a student who pretty obviously has something weird going on with his home life, you should be able to pick up on those signs and be prepared to get involved if necessary.

But no??? This teacher just??? Does nothing, every time. Blithers uselessly while students are almost dying. Makes other 14-year-olds be the only ones to take charge and do anything useful about it. Notices nothing about what’s going on in her students’ lives. Doesn’t seem to particularly care what happens to them, except insofar as it puts her in an awkward spot.

Who thought this woman was competent to be put in charge of a bunch of teenagers? And how the heck has she not gotten fired a dozen times over by now?

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

How about how the top five kinda acts like a family? I’ve kinda seen them as such and noticed one of your previous drawing was like that. What little things do they appreciate about each other? Or tiny things they do for each other.

Ahhh! Thank you for providing me with something to ramble about!

Honestly I just think that they would just get up to some really troublesome stuff together, whilst still doing an amazing job at being heroes. I’ll write some random headcanons about them in a moment but I think I’ll just give like some little points about the others from each of their own perspectives first? (None of this is in a particular order by the way)

Endeavour -

Well he’s.....himself?? Believes that the other four are just annoying “kids” that pester him for no reason, doesn’t enjoy their pranks and mischievous antics however always manages to get roped into them (most of the time by Hawks and Miruko)

To him, Miruko and Hawks are the annoying kids who always manage to challenge him into doing stupid things, Jeanist is the bothersome pest who has a really annoying way of turning whatever he says into a cheeky insult whilst still managing to have more common sense than the other two, and Edgeshot is just that really mysterious guy that he’s slightly wary of yet can tolerate more than the others because he can be kinda scary sometimes.

Despite this he does recognise that all of them are incredibly strong individuals who all really do take their jobs as heroes rather seriously.

Hawks -

Oh boy he loves pestering Endeavour. Miruko is the only one who will straight up join him in doing so, closely followed by the useless “supervision” of Edgeshot and Jeanist.

Obviously he really looks up to Endeavour and that’s kinda obvious, Miruko is the “fun one” in his own words as they make the most chaotic duo out of the whole of them, and actually he sees the other two as two kinda fatherly figures in a way, being two people that he’s probably known from a young age and he knows they’ll give him serious advice when he needs it - although most of the time he’ll just say that “they suck the fun out of everything”.

On the other side of things though, he does know that if he ever has an issue that he’s unsure of how to handle, or he’s feeling bad about something, he can go to any of them to ask for advice, talk or even just a hug. Because they understand.

Miruko -

Ah yes. She will never pass up an opportunity to pester one of the older heroes with Hawks. It’s way too much fun.

In her eyes, Endeavour is just a competitive fiery flamethrower who will sometimes actually say something that makes sense, Hawks is the one she can do anything stupid with who occasionally supplies her with new challenges, she finds Jeanist a little annoying in the way he words things but knows that he’s always willing to join her in sassing the hell out of Endeavor, and she will not hesitate to tease Edgeshot about whatever she can - probably the only one out of the lot of them that isn’t at all fazed by his death glare.

She sees them all as a group of chaotic adults that will happily provide her with whatever support she needs in return for her keeping an eye out for them whenever she can.

Jeanist -

He really enjoys making whatever cheeky remarks he can to annoy Endeavour. But does know when not to tag along with the other two in some of their more stupid ideas. And will no doubt comment about one of their choices in clothing about two times a day at least.

He sees Endeavour as a cranky old man who needs to lighten his temper and his manners quite a bit but does hold respect in the fact that he is older and still a very powerful hero, Hawks is basically “his child” and he knows that despite how childish he may be at times he still does know how to make his own fairly reasonable desicions, he acknowledges how strong Miruko is and is kinda terrified about getting on her bad side - but still knows she comes up with some stupid ideas with Hawks and joins in with them for the fun of it, and well Edgeshot is the only one who he’ll listen to when it comes to doing anything stupid because that man can be really scary when he wants to be.

But really he knows that each and every one of them will be there for him to lean on as a support on those days where he needs it, and he’ll always provide help for any of them when they need it.

Edgeshot -

He has to babysit 4 grown adults...but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t actually enjoy the chaos. Occasionally he’ll help out with the stupid ideas, but only when he knows it isn’t a dangerous idea. Most of the time he’ll just stand by watching it happen.

From his point of view, Endeavor is a strong hero that acts like stroppy child with bad manners most of the time but he never really tries to do anything to annoy the older man - that’s the others’ job, Hawks and Miruko are the troublesome kids who always manage to come up with ideas that are so stupid yet something that he actually really wants to know the outcome of, and Jeanist is a man of many talents but incredibly unable to keep any of his secretly stupid ideas hidden from him (and he is the only person out of the lot of them that somehow actually find Jeanist’s stupid puns funny - he won’t admit it though).

Aside from all this, he is very aware that these people will stand with him to protect whatever they must, he trusts these people with his life as he hopes they would do the same in return.

Some random headcanons:

They will have regular meet-ups outside of work at one of their agencies where they just chill out and chat. These are usually at rather random times of day.

These meet-ups usually consist of hours of Hawks and Miruko doing something very stupid and Edge preventing Jeanist from winding endeavour up to the point that the building burns down.

Sometimes, it’ll end up just being a whole day where they catch up on all the sleep they’ve missed and end up basically having a massive slumber party in the middle of their office. Until one of them notices the time and they have to dart off to their individual patrols.

Jeanist has somehow managed to persuade endeavour to let him do his hair...twice, and Edgeshot has it all on camera.

This led to a series of makeover sessions where Hawks and Jeanist made Endeavour wear neon yellow eyeliner, Miruko suddenly had pink hair and Edgeshot spent the whole day in pigtails (much to his dismay)

They treat Hawks as the baby - literally will do anything for him - but tease him with stuff like “oh it’s way past your bedtime Hawks” or “sorry Hawks you’re too young to do that well tell you when you’re older” and he HATES it.

They all gather gossip from their interns and sidekicks over the week and end up having competitions to see who has the most shocking news.

So far Edgeshot and Jeanist are tied with first place.

They are also completely fine with showing the other 3 their faces so they are fully aware of how they look like.

Most of the time these meet-ups will be fairly chaotic and cheerful, but on the occasion it may not be.

Being a hero comes with the knowledge that you cannot save everybody. And they all know this. And so when these moments happen and they feel as if they need a break, these are the best times for them to come to terms with what happened on maybe a patrol that evening, or a mission that didn’t end well.

Because they understand each other completely, and know what that feeling is like.

These meet-ups normally just consist of a lot of silent discussions, hugs and often tears.

Where they all get together to comfort the one who needs it the most. Putting their plans on hold for them and listening to their troubles.

Because even Endeavour would feel bad refusing to console a Jeanist who was distraught over being “too weak” to save a single person who was in a completely different location than himself.

Or a timid Edgeshot who’s past was hovering over his mind more than usual, preventing him from focusing properly on his evening patrol.

Or a gloomy Hawks who feels as if his decisions are always wrong and feels like he can’t do anything right.

Or even a stressed out Miruko who feels as though she did a bad job at saving someone just because they were disrespectful towards her “careless” methods.

And of course they all are aware of the heavy expectations of being number 1, and know that truly this unusually silent Endeavour is human just like themselves and will feel just as anyone else would.

Even top heroes need to have these moments where they can break down in front of the people they trust, in order to keep their own sanity from crumbling apart.

And really that’s what they all collectively like the most about their little “family”.

Between all the fun and chaos.

It’s the ability for them all to lean on each other at times when they need it the most, and they definitely feel that’s a good thing.

Wooh!! There you go! A nice long list of headcanons of my favourite lil group of chaotic characters.

Sorry for getting a little sad at the end there, but if you know me by now I’m pretty sure it’s obvious that a ramble written by me wouldn’t be complete without it lol

Thanks again for the ask @ohpleaseiwillendyou it really gave me some happy things to think about and really cheered me up, which is exactly what I needed right now aha.

Please feel free to send me asks or suggestions to write about! I’m currently quite motivation-less and I really need things to ramble about to make me feel better :)

~Eclair

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the office documentary [1]

jungkook x reader

a/n: hello, this was something on my mind and i wrote it down.

word count: 7.2k

warnings: none

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jungkook was ecstatic when he finally received the call he'd been waiting for all week: he got the job. it wasn't a very major career or anything, but it was something he thoroughly enjoyed doing and couldn't wait to start his first day of work. it was a long term project, so as long as he didn't fuck anything up, he'd have a steady source of income for a good few years. 

what could his job be, you may ask?

he was a cameraman. 

his intrigue in photography began at a young age, blossoming into a full fledge desire to capture everything on film by the time he had become a teenager. photos lined his walls, his computer was overflowing with nonsensical videos of his friends or his travels; he loved to be behind the camera. he fully believed that filming and photographing were the most surefire ways to salvage your life's memories. he didn't dare trust his unreliable pea brain to remember the most valuable moments of his life.

 photography gave color to his childhood, ensured that he could relive his best of times at the flick of a page in his many albums. filmography intensified those colors tenfold, still leaving him awestruck at how vivid his memories relapsed when rewatching his videos. he knew that he had to hold a camera wherever he wound up in life.

it was actually a friend of jungkook's who suggested he take this job, having come across a 'help wanted' ad on Instagram. he leapt at the opportunity, sending his resume in and awaiting the news. he didn't know exactly what he had signed up for, all he knew was that he was going to be a cameraman for an up and coming documentary titled "The Office." it sounded boring as all hell, but he couldn't care less. he got the job and he was going to take whatever came at him because he loved filming more than anything else.

it was on his first day that he realized how... monotonous his new job was. how wasteful it seemed to be, taking up precious storage and time and for what? some dull, meaningless office supply middle man by the name of "Big Hit." they didn't make their own paper, so he couldn't document the creation of such a reliable resource. there was no action, the whole floor consisting of adults ranging from their 20s to their 60s just sitting in some boring chairs at some boring desks, fiddling with their boring computers all day. 

he tried to remind himself that first days were always boring, especially in this case. it was the beginning of the documentary and the film crew had to introduce all of the employees to the viewers. one after the other, the subject would state their name, their occupation, why they started working here, what they want out of life, so on and so forth. jungkook sat back, not having anything to do at the moment and just listening to these people drone on and on about their useless, middle class lives. some people were just not made for the camera, not intended to interact with it at all; from their awkward glances to the crew behind it to their constant periods of silence where their brain shut down on them, he sympathized with the poor, deprived camera documenting all of this. jungkook was about to tear his hair from his scalp the minute a namjoon sat down and kept giggling, rubbing the back of his head nervously, more 'umm's and 'ahh's than actual words coming from his mouth. jungkook hadn't known the true definition of relief until that man finally rose with a bow and evacuated the room. 

"these candidates are so dry, aren't they?" another cameraman, taehyung, strode over to where jungkook sat, plopping beside him with a hefty sigh and a lopsided grin. they were the youngest of the crew, and jungkook grew rather close to him during the first hour or so of setting up. "I've been screaming inside for the past half hour."

"tell me about it," jungkook breathed out heavily, slouching in his chair and waiting for the next spectacle to commence. "how can they film a show on such a boring cast of people?"

"well, I would still definitely watch," taehyung retaliated with his signature goofy snicker, patting a rhythm to his corduroy clad thighs while smiling to the younger man. "call me unique, but I see something very... genuine with this production." jungkook narrowed his eyes to taehyung. he was quite the outlier to other people, seeing the world in a shade of yellow which kept his mood extremely optimistic. jungkook admired his outlook on life greatly, never having met someone so naturally radiant, so he sat silently, fully intending to soak in everything taehyung was about to say with a new perspective in mind. "reality shows say they're reality, of course, but we all know they're scripted." jungkook nodded, expelling some air from his nose in a soft laugh. "this, though, this show." taehyung leaned back, eyes darting around the briefing room they were situated in. "it's really awe inspiring. to see the lives of those we wouldn't spare a passing glance to." he looked over to jungkook, a shimmer in his eyes that jungkook truly was envying. "there's just something so beautiful about the ordinary. life consists of the extravagant and the average, and both of them make living worth while."

"you know, you're a pretty alright dude, taehyung," jungkook elbowed the guy beside him, shooting a grin back at him. he wished he could see the significance of this documentary the way taehyung did. before taehyung could respond, the producer shuffled in with a small girl in tow.

she wore typical officer attire; a grey cardigan layered over a simple white collared shirt, tucked into a loose fitting black skirt. her hair was tied back and out of her face, revealing a painstakingly stoic expression plastered onto her face. with one analysis of her, jungkook concluded that she had to have been the youngest soul in this office, dare he say even younger than him. she took a seat before the camera, scanning the room of crew members with that same blank look, her eyes glazed with a sheen of boredom. he couldn't help but feel a pang of shame towards her. to not appreciate the effort put forth to document her life, a position many aspiring stars would kill for.

"okay, so just like I was saying before," the producer, Nick, had began, sitting in a chair beside the camera facing her. "just look at the camera, and introduce yourself. then, we'll ask questions and you just go along with it." she gave a curt nod and directed her attention to said device. jungkook began feeling the flares of jealousy creeping through his system as he took note of her through the small screen behind the camera; she was a natural. her gaze was unnecessarily intense, and he felt he suddenly understood the purpose of America's Next Top Model. how could someone who appeared to be so disconnected from reality draw so much passion from within. yet beneath his broiling rage, he could feel the kindling of an admiration for her and her mystery.

"hello, my name is (y/n)," she began, never breaking from the lenses aimed at her. "I am the youngest in accounting and in the office in general."

"how did you get this job?" Nick questioned her.

"my uncle was a salesman here, and he put in a recommendation for me. he retired a few months ago, though. I stayed." 

"why are you working here?"

"I needed a decent job to pay for college."

"what do you want in life?"

"not sure yet. haven't thought that far ahead."

"okay, and what do you think about this show?" 

for the first time since she sat down, she paused to consider her words, eyes finally straying from the camera to opt for the ceiling. other than the averting of her gaze, she remained as statuesque as ever. after a mere 5 seconds or so, she returned to the camera.

"I think it's a rather bad idea," she answered honestly, piquing the interest of Nick facing his first bad opinion of the day. "nothing happens here. we're just office suppliers. I don't think anyone would ever want to watch this show." jungkook grew increasingly irritated with her. how ungrateful could someone be? truly, she had to be the most dense human in this city. although he felt the same way about this show, she was the one gaining fame from it. how can a subject from some unknown suburb not leap at the chance for the spotlight. 

"alright, thank you for your honesty," Nick chuckled out, gaining a few more laughs from the others. she, however, remained unmoving, offering a wry grin in response. she was dismissed, leaving jungkook steaming in his chair. he didn't understand this show, and now he didn't understand these people. as a result of this confusion, he didn't understand taehyung's words which he had tried so desperately to grasp. in a seething rage, he silently glared at her departing form, vowing to make something of this documentary series; vowing to prove her, and ultimately himself, wrong. 

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 2 years later *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

"welcome back, everyone," Nick announced, calling for the attention of the crew around him. jungkook sat beside taehyung, pushing back his unruly curls that have amassed over the years. taehyung had dyed his once golden locks to a dark brown, also allowing for a mop of fluff to overtake his features. the two continued to spend their free time hanging out together, earning their title as brothers. their nearly identically long locks hadn't helped their case, but they didn't seem to care. in their eyes, they were very nearly brothers in just two years. "as you all may know, our second season was a complete success." this earned a room full of applause from the production crew, including the two boys seated in the back corner. jungkook had put his heart and soul into filming. it wasn't much, but he put all of his efforts into capturing whatever piqued his interest. it had worked, and he slowly became the lead cameraman amongst their crew. "thank you to everyone. your work is greatly appreciated, but now is the time for season three."

"can you believe it's already the third season," taehyung leaned over, listening intently to their producer who began discussing plans for this season. 

"I really can't," jungkook responded. the first season was very... vague. as it should be, the personalities of the workers having to build and develop for the viewer. jungkook was praised for his abilities to catch the best moments. whether it be the chaos surrounding the office, the humourous occurrences that would've never been seen, or the most endearing of moments between lovers, Nick had begun relying on him to capture the focal point of each episode. which is how their second season had accumulated thousands more viewers over the summer hiatus. 

"jungkook, taehyung, I'm going to need you two for this season," Nick pointed over to the two, scanning his papers once more. "we've compiled our focus group results for the past two seasons and have found our one weak point that you guys have to fix this year. are you willing to take the challenge?"

"of course, sir," taehyung answered for the both of them, knowing how competitive jungkook gets when he hears the word 'challenge.' he already knew his friend was ready to bury himself in his work. 

"great, so I'm going to need at least one of you two on (y/n) at all times," Nick stated, causing jungkook to finally sit up for the first time since the meeting began. 

"uhh, Nick," jungkook began, leaning an elbow on his knee to lean closer from his distance. "yeah, I don't know if you know this yet, but (y/n) is an impossible feat. I've already tried to find some semblance of... personality from her, but she lacks any."

"yeah, poor girl," Nick sighed, finally looking up from his paper to stare at the wall across from him. "which is why I need you two on that. I really want some positive reviews on her by our next focus group testing, so get on that." without another word on the matter, Nick continued on, giving more roles to his crew.

jungkook groaned to himself, falling back onto his chair and shutting his eyes. how was he supposed to draw any charisma from her? for the years he's known her, she follows the same routine every day. get to work, do work, eat lunch at desk while working, then work some more. she rarely ever gets up to mingle, keeping to herself most days or only whispering to the other accountants around her. jungkook had only captured one entertaining moment from her, and he was praised for a good month afterwards. albeit, all he did was zoom in on her drinking coffee in the break room whilst ignoring a full fledged argument beside her, but it briefly became a meme. how could he beat the 'that's none of my business' meme he managed to bring to life? he was brought out of his dissociating by a hand resting on his shoulder. it was taehyung, alerting him that it was time to leave. production would start in one week, so jungkook had one more week of relaxation before having to embark on his most tasking duty.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*   *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

jungkook leant against the filing cabinets beside him, camera resting on his shoulder, but not recording. his aim was on (y/n), as it was forced to be, and neither of them enjoyed it. it had already been about a month of production; a month since jungkook was obligated to partner with her and a month since she was his designated subject for the season. taehyung was free to roam around and record whatever his heart desires, but jungkook was grounded to (y/n) and (y/n) only.

what a waste of his talents. of film. of the productions time. he wanted to leap out of the window beside him just to take him out of his misery of accounting. he kept promising himself that he'd smash his camera right then and there if he heard one more click of the calculator, yet each time the calculator was pulled out, jungkook found himself grumbling quietly and fiddling with whatever he could get his hands on. 

the other young accountant on their team, namjoon, was actually quite the riot for jungkook. well, when it came down to accountants. he made jungkook laugh quite a bit, and knew to get back to work whenever their bosses were around. workers weren't allowed to waste company time, and production crew members weren't allowed to converse with the subjects. did they really obey to that rule? not really, considering jungkook and taehyung have begun going out with jimin from the mailroom and hoseok from sales. he made a mental note to add namjoon to that list after the man had run about the office like a headless chicken when he spilled some tea on his khakis. of course, (y/n) just stared blankly, head resting on her propped hand as her coworker hollered for napkins before the beverage stained (which it most likely wouldn't have, considering it was leaf water). 

the end of the day finally arrived, the clock having finished it's mocking towards jungkook. he packed his camera haphazardly, ready to head home and entertain his dying brain. if he were a sim, his fun levels would be nearly red. the thought of hopping onto his pc and gaming till daybreak tickled his mind and he couldn't think of a better way to end his miserable week. 

when he thought he was home free, the beacon of sin known as Nick appeared from the doorway of the manager's office.

"jungkook," he summoned, motioning to enter the room with a head tilt, lips pressed in a tight line of disappointment. anxiety welled up in jungkook's stomach as he made his way into the room.

upon arrival, (y/n) was already seated and slumped over in a chair before her manager and his. wordlessly, he sat beside her, not bothering to look her way as she hadn't for him. 

"before we begin, we sincerely apologize for the... inevitable outcome of this meeting," her manager, Thomas, stared downwards at his desk, pushing aside some papers from the center of his desk.

"jungkook, it's been a month since this season has started, and you still haven't given me anything on (y/n)," Nick chastised, leaning against the wall behind the managers desk. 

"it's literally not my fault, I have the camera on her every second of every day and she gives me nothing," jungkook defended. he didn't dare glance her way, knowing that her jaw would be tightened as it always becomes when she's frustrated.

"I can confirm that," she instead agreed, raising her hand in agreance.

"and while I do applaud you for your resilience in work, we need you to make a larger effort into this documentary." Thomas informed, finally looking up to meet (y/n)'s gaze.

"why?" both (y/n) and jungkook questioned. they glared at each other for a second before focusing on their bosses once more. (y/n) was just an accountant, she felt no need to smile for the cameras raiding her workplace. jungkook found intrigue in the other inhabitants of the office, he didn't understand why this girl specifically needed the spotlight.

"what you guys don't understand is that she's integral to the show," Nick pushed himself off the wall and staggered over to the desk. "we don't have to focus on the warehouse workers because they're not constantly in the limelight." Thomas nodded, sitting straight in his desk as he listened to his colleague. "she, however, is in the office, a documentary on ///everyone/// in here. the first two seasons were funny with her as a silent role, but viewers are curious, they want more of her. they want to know more about that beautiful girl who stunned the audiences with just her eyes. we must listen to the viewers."

"I'm pretty sure my absence from the show won't drastically affect the views." (y/n) crossed her arms indignantly, a blush creeping upon her face nonetheless. Thomas analyzed her for a moment, searching for any sign of wavering before sighing aloud and signalling for Nick to close the door.

"(y/n), do you remember years ago when our department became nearly barren?" he asked, to which she nodded. "do you know why we became so empty?" 

"everybody was being transferred around," she answered simply with a careless shrug.

"they were being transferred because of that form you had to sign. I remember talking to you about this because I had only mentioned being transferred, and you signed the papers because you didn't want to be transferred. you didn't hear the conditions."

"what are you getting at?" she muttered, her resolve faltering as she began picking up what he was hinting at.

"you signed the form as a complacency to participate in this documentary and become an active and willing subject." 

(y/n) went pale, realizing what she signed herself into. she was young, and she couldn't stray far from home. now that she's older, she'd be willing to move, but at what cost? giving up her comfortable apartment? a sustainable job? to move to a foreign city hours away from her home just to steer clear of this documentary? she felt her stomach tie in knots and her head hung low in disappointment.

"I'm sure you realize the circumstances of your lack of cooperation."

"I understand, sir," she sighed out, leaning forward to bury her face in her hands.

as much as jungkook hated it, his heart ached for her. she really didn't ask to be put in this position. she just needed a job. he began feeling the ebbs of guilt rising up, and he quickly turned his face to his lap in shame of his neglect to her over the years. he forgot that many people don't want to be famous. 

"and (y/n), you really are essential," Nick rushed in to interject before the atmosphere got too sullen. "many people are curious about you! they want to see more of you."

"it is true, I've read a lot of the reviews of the episodes," Thomas added, offering a small grin to the girl in question. this did nothing to alter (y/n)'s current state, chewing on her bottom lip and fiddling with her skirt. 

"the people want more of you, (y/n). give us the opportunity to offer to the viewers what they want." 

she stayed silent, almost as if she hadn't even heard a word that was said to her, but she heard every word, struggling to digest it all whilst also battling the conflicting thoughts occurring in her muddled mind. she already knew her answer, but she couldn't fess up to it. jungkook felt remorse for her, surprisingly understanding her situation and her grief. a small part of him reached out to her, promising to make this trial of hers easy for however long it took. oh how this simple girl has affected him so. 

with a broken 'okay' from (y/n), the duo were dismissed. jungkook found himself naturally accompanying his subject, not as a cameraman, but as a coworker. the ride in the elevator and the walk to the parking lot was deathly quiet, but he made sure she got in her car before he followed suit into his own vehicle. puffing out an exhausted sigh, he watched as she retreated from her workplace and her problems temporarily. with her absence, it allowed him to soak in everything which just happened.

"tomorrow will be an eventful day."

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* the next day *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

"so what's your plan exactly?" taehyung asked, biting into his granola bar with a tilt of his head. jungkook pursed his lips together, knowing that what taehyung was eating was actually his whole breakfast. deciding to ignore the lack of nourishments his friend was receiving, he continued setting up his camera.

"I'm not sure," he stated simply. "I just need to get her more interesting footage."

"yeah, I get you." jungkook stood and began making his way down the hall to accounting, taehyung following suit. "I can slip a note to namjoon to set her up or something?"

"no, I want it to come naturally. that's always the best content." 

"you're really serious about this, aren't you?" taehyung nudged jungkook reassuringly before diverting into the sales room to visit his friends. 

jungkook switched his camera on, resting it on his shoulder as usual. he studied the grey carpet beneath his feet through the small screen, making sure everything was in order before he finally pushed the accounting door open. 

upon entering, he was greeted by the sight of all the accountants laughing and cheering. he froze in his steps as he spotted (y/n) at the front of the enthused crowd. she rolled a paper ball in her hands intently, eyes trained on an object on the wall and completely disregarding jungkook's presence at the door. with a small hop in her step, she tossed the ball into the air, jungkook naturally following the makeshift ball with his camera as it landed flawlessly through the miniature basketball hoop positioned on the opposing wall. a resounding chorus of hurrahs washed over the small group and jungkook captured all of it, including the beaming grin across (y/n)'s face. namjoon massaged her shoulders encouragingly as the others began high fiving her and congratulating her. 

jungkook grinned to himself as she continued to glow, brightening the room with a dazzling, one-in-a-million smile. her eyes shone with such mirth, akin to a child's wonderment at an amusement park. jungkook found himself admiring her raw joy, giving himself a moment more to soak in her radiance before continuing his filming. namjoon finally took note of jungkook and retracted from (y/n), bouncing over to him instead. 

"do you want me for the interview to explain why we're pumped, or would you like (y/n)?" namjoon asked once jungkook lowered his camera. jungkook glanced over at (y/n) who was currently speaking to one of the other older accountants, that damned smile still affecting jungkook in ways he hadn't known were possible. 

"I'll take (y/n)."

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"okay, so just like you've seen everyone else, just casually talk to the camera like you would namjoon or someone else." jungkook had realized a little too late that this was (y/n)'s first personal camera moment. they had pulled everyone else for confessions at some point through the series, but (y/n) was never given the opportunity. 

"okay, I understand," she answered with a curt nod. jungkook studied her one last time before nodding and starting the camera. at the sight of the green light, she straightened up and began. "usually, the end of the fiscal year consists of loads of work for the accountants as we have to wrap things up pretty quickly. usually namjoon and I work ahead so we can work leisurely towards the end and help the other accountants." she took the briefest of moments to glance back behind the camera to jungkook, almost as if for reassurance. he gave her a twitch of a smile and she then turned back to the camera. "without any deliberation, the accountants had all finished their work early. so now we have a whole day of doing nothing. we've decided to occupy ourselves as best as we can."

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it was as if fate had finally decided to work with jungkook and (y/n) for once, as jungkook had received plenty of footage for his weekly report and (y/n) seemed to be completely recovered from yesterday's bad news. today showed a whole new (y/n) different from the prior seasons. a (y/n) who managed to make a tower of index of cards that almost reached the ceiling. a (y/n) who reached nearly 5000 on the Google dinosaur game. a (y/n) who performed a one woman interpretation of Shrek 2 in less than 45 minutes. 

a (y/n) who has completely changed jungkook's opinions of her.

he was somewhat proud of himself, but almost entirely of her. how she was able to overcome such an obstacle of fear in one night and become an entirely new person, but at the same time keep her own unique traits that never really showed. jungkook had realized the camera truly did love her, she just contained herself at all times. today, she blossomed as a rose bloom would; such refined integrity in each step, beauty in her own individual way. 

jungkook was about to leave the office when he was once again summoned to the manager's office, his nerves alighting like a campfire. he closed his eyes in gratitude as he didn't spot (y/n), meaning she was clear for the night. at least he hoped. instead, taehyung sat with his leg propped over the other.

"jungkook, we've decided to have you and taehyung stationed at (y/n)'s house," Nick said, not even allowed jungkook to digest his words. "you both will be there until 8, which I believe is a reasonable time, hopefully you'll catch something good–"

"Nick, I already have a lot of footage from today," he interjected, gesturing to his camera bag leaning outside the door. 

"I'm sure you do, as you always manage to pull something together," he continued, a slight tone of annoyance spiking his intonation. "however, tomorrow is the day we give our first focus group of season three the raw footage. I need to make sure we have something. so tonight, you're both going to her house to get some last minute footage in case today wasn't enough."

"will do, sir," taehyung answered, standing and lugging jungkook out of the room before he could snap back. "dude, just go along with it. no harm in getting extra footage."

"I realize that, taehyung, but..." jungkook trailed off as he spotted her in the distance, walking out of accounting with namjoon. her hair was pulled back in a messy ponytail, some strands escaping the confines of the hairband to obscure her vision, to which she pulled them back with a delicate touch across her cheeks to behind her ear. ebbs of joy still lightened her mood, a small smile gracing her features. happy looked good on her. very good.

i don't want to tarnish that smile.

jungkook couldn't voice his thoughts as she grew closer to taehyung and him, and yet jungkook remained staring at her. 

"hey guys," namjoon nodded his head to the two before him, (y/n) lingering beside him. "what's going on?"

"nothing of significance," taehyung replied coolly, turning down to face a startled (y/n). "jungkook and I are on (y/n) duties tonight, so we'll be at your house til 8. is that okay with you?"

"I guess," she replied quicker than she intended, processing the words told to her after her response. she glanced at the three boys before her and then turned away to the elevator. once she was out of earshot, namjoon clicked his tongue disapprovingly.

"I love her, I really do," he began, crossing his arms and keeping his gaze on the lift she disappeared into. "but she can be so dry." shifting to face taehyung, he tilted his head in question. "you really think you guys can get anything good tonight?"

"all we can do is try," taehyung replied.

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as jungkook drove, following the monotonous droning of his phone guiding him to (y/n)'s apartmemt, all he could think of was what he was about to experience. the quietest girl in the office and what she does after work.

what could she possibly do during her free time? she doesn't seem like the type to go clubbing, or the type to have girls nights to gossip. she doesn't seem like the sociable type, but they always say to watch out for the quiet ones. 

silently, he prayed to get some good footage. he was beginning to like her, and he just hoped the audience could follow suit. see the true nature behind this background character and her undeniable charm. he began grinning as he reminisced on that golden smile of hers. she was a happy virus, he'll give her that. even if nothing comes of this late night endeavor, he knew that she'd gain quite the crowd with just her laugh from today. 

he pulled into an apartment complex, checking his phone for the floor and apartment number before heading into the building itself. 

303, 304, 305

he stopped before a 306, taking a moment to gather his semblance of professionality before raising his fist and knocking at the door. there were a few seconds of silence before the door swung open, revealing a taehyung bearing his signature squared off grin. 

"welcome to casa de (y/n)." jungkook rolled his eyes and trudged past his friend, tossing his camera bag on the closest kitchen counter. "she's changing right now. I scolded her for still wearing work clothes when this has to be natural."

"good, thanks for being ahead of the game." jungkook scanned his surroundings. a quaint apartment, mute tones. it was definitely cozy, a welcoming embrace already trying to lure him into sitting on the couch watching TV all day. however, even jungkook could see someone else lived in this domicile. books neatly stacked in bookshelves while magazines were strewn across the coffee table. some small plants were very much real and taken care of, and then there were some fake plants collecting dust. and if those indicators weren't enough, there were also many shoes of varying styles and sizes adorning the front door, and he knows (y/n) would never step foot out of this apartment with those glittery red heels that caught his eye before brushing past taehyung.

another thing jungkook couldn't help but notice was the lack of masculine items in the room. no pictures of boyfriends, or oversized hoodies laying about. either they were well hidden, or both of these girls were single. 

"stop snooping, she'll come out any minute," taehyung scolded, emerging from the kitchen with a water bottle. 

"I'm not snooping, I'm acknowledging," jungkook sassed, stepping back nonetheless to unpack his camera. "wheres her roommate?"

"she went out to a friend's house, Snoopy."

"Snoopy. how long did it take you to come up with that?"

"it was in the heat of the moment, but now I'm kind of regretting not saying Snoop Dogg."

"that would've been better, but I wasn't snooping. I'm just a very good analyzer."

"oh, yeah, sure, of course..." taehyung paused, racking his brain for any new variation of 'snoop' he could use. with a snort, jungkook shook his head and powered on his camera.

"take your time–"

"I'm back." jungkook whirled around in time to spot (y/n) plodding out of her room with sweatpants and a t shirt. "I didn't want to be too informal, I know you said– oh hi jungkook."

"hello," jungkook sighed out, eyes falling upon her relaxed form. her hair was loose, falling over her shoulders in soft tendrils, framing her face in such a delicate manner, jungkook was left breathless. she adorned the softest of smiles, a smile that would put the mona lisa to shame. she embodied the grace of a marble statue, crafted by the hands of michelangelo himself. his jaw fell agape at the sight of the comfortable appearance, as if she hadn't a care in the world while on the contrary she carried so much weight on her. 

"so what do you want me to do?" her question knocked jungkook right out of his stupor and he forced his eyes away from her. 

"we need you to just do your everyday thing," taehyung explained, giving her a reassuring grin. "it would be easier to get some footage if we had another person with us, but we'll make do."

"I can call my neighbor," she offered, shrugging her shoulders. "she's usually not doing anything." before the boys could answer, she was already making a beeline to the apartment across from hers, allowing for taehyung to turn to jungkook with a raised brow. 

"what was that all about?"

"what do you mean?" jungkook took a seat at one of the barstools, fiddling with the worn leather handle of his camera.

"dude, you were ogling," taehyung leaned next to him, scanning for any sort of give away that he may be too distracted for this task.

"it's nothing, I've just never seen her let go before. it's refreshing." jungkook thanked the heavens above that he managed to find his words and not make it seem completely creepy that he was indeed staring.

"oh, you're right," taehyung chuckled, pushing himself up to stand straight again. "for a second I thought you were crushing. you're right, though. it is nice to see her when she's not completely straight faced."

jungkook's eyes widened. crushing? he would never. that was their one rule; don't interact with the subjects. that's a big no with Nick. of course taehyung breaks that rule to hang out with his friends, but that's friendship. love would change the playing field entirely. he couldn't imagine one of the crew just willingly throwing away their job to pursue some romance with no potential. 

before he could dwell any longer on his thoughts, she ran in with a girl in tow.

"everyone, this is Cindi, she's willing to help me." 

"yeah, she promised to cook me dinner one of these days, and I feel this is a perfect opportunity," the friend explained, smiling over to (y/n). 

"great idea," taehyung gave a thumbs up excitedly before pulling his camera up from the table. "okay, let's get to the kitchen."

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jungkook was pleased with the footage he was getting. there was nothing extravagant, but it really showed her humanity. how she interacted normally with friends, her genuine laughter, all of it was gold to him. he had to bite his lip when he had managed to catch her choking on cilantro, zooming into her face just as she gagged and started choking. why she decided to try raw cilantro, he didn't know. nonetheless, he was undeniably satisfied with how smooth everything was coming out (and his potential new meme).

"how fast can you chop the celery?" Cindi asked, stirring some noodles by the stove while (y/n) was prepping the vegetables. she looked up towards the cameras, looking to taehyung and jungkook for a second as if verifying she had heard correctly before turning back to her cutting board.

"not to brag, but I am a mean dicer." within 10 seconds, the entire celery stick was chopped, albeit slightly messy. jungkook's muscles relaxed, having clenched unknowingly during her risky endeavor. Cindi nodded, examining her friend's work with gusto. 

"not bad, mean dicer," she chuckled out, taking the cutting board to add the celery to the noodles. (y/n) leaned into her counter, twirling her knife between her fingers. 

"what can I say, they don't call me the mean dicer for no–" the knife stuttered in her fingers, causing her to lose grip of it. the utensil hopped about from one hand to another until she finally got a grasp of it. unluckily for her, it was the sharp end, causing her to immediately release her death grip on the blade with a gasp. 

jungkook was frozen. his eyes strayed from the screen to her hand in real life. she was clutching her wrist in pain, examining her splayed out, trembling palm. jungkook tightened his hold on the device, waiting for something, anything, and at the first sight of crimson, he was tossing his camera onto the counter and rushing over to her before he could think. he took her hand from her, watching as more blood began to accumulate across the plane of skin. 

he began dragging her away, down the hall to the only open door of the house which just so happened to be the bathroom. placing his hands on her hips, he lifted her up and placed her on the sink counter before digging through her drawers and medicine cabinet for a first aid kit. once attained, he pulled her hand beneath the faucet to wash away the blood before then wetting a rag with alcohol. 

"this is going to hurt, please don't cry," he whispered to her before pressing the cloth down. she winced, biting her lip and closing her eyes as she soaked in the stinging sensation. jungkook removed the alcohol soaked rag from her and began tying bandages around her hands before blood could build up again, and with a knot at the end, jungkook finished in record time. "are you okay?" jungkook cradled her injured hand in his, staring at his work as if it could come undone any moment.

"yes, thank you," she breathed out, her eyes glued onto the man before her. never has anyone gone to such an extent to assure her well being. she could've easily just clutched a towel for a few minutes and dealt with the pain later, but here she was being nurtured by a man she's known of for 2 years, but is only just now beginning to meet properly. 

at this proximity, she really noticed how... endearing he looks. soft lashes encircling large, round eyes. curly black locks falling over his forehead. light, dewy skin that just screams, "dermatologists hate him." he was rather handsome. why hasn't she ever noticed him before? 

"I'm sorry to cut this little game of doctor, but I think Cindi is going to somehow burn the noodles," taehyung whispered out, having been standing at the entrance of the bathroom the entire time. 

"oh, my bad," (y/n) hopped down from the counter before rushing off to the kitchen, trying to erase whatever just happened from her memory. meanwhile, jungkook felt the stabs of anxiety piercing his heart, knowing that he just broke the cardinal rule; interacting with the subject. 

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jungkook felt like throwing up come Monday. they had to turn in their memory to the editors of the show who would compile the best of the raw footage to show the focus group. which meant that chanyeol, the lead editor, would definitely put in his little knife mishap just for giggles. he almost dreaded to see said man, knowing that he'd just give knowing smiles to him everytime they passed each other. 

jungkook's fears seemed to prove correct as he was immediately called into the manager's office again where Nick and Thomas sat patiently. he found himself sighing from relief again as (y/n) was no where in sight, meaning it had nothing to do with her and her footage; just him and his disobedience.

"sit, jungkook," Nick started. "we wanted to talk about the footage you got last week."

"look..." jungkook began, already leaning forward in his seat. "i–"

"you did great," Thomas interjected, mouth stretched from ear to ear to show his approval. "never in all the years that I've known (y/n) knew she was such a sweetheart."

"it really was incredible footage, and you already know a promotion is on the way." Nick continued to which jungkook replied with a dramatic jaw dropping. "now here's the... interesting part." jungkook closed his mouth to gulp, folding his hands in front of him nervously.

"the focus group loved (y/n)." Thomas explained, Nick nodding behind him.

"they did." Nick looked down to the ground, arms crossed over his chest. "and they also loved you." jungkook was completely shocked. his stomach didn't know whether to flutter from gratitude or drop from nervousness. "jungkook, you broke our main rule."

"i-i know." jungkook looked down at the desk, tracing the dark lines of the mahogany with his eyes. "it was just in the heat of the moment, I panicked. she was hurt. I didn't know what the protocol was for that."

"you're not in trouble." Nick reassured, looking up and extending a hand as an offer of peace.

"actually, your promotion has some... strings attached," Thomas twiddled his thumbs to fill the awkwardness building up. jungkook awaited the fine print, not thinking anything bad of it. with one last sigh, Nick stuffed his hands into his pockets.

"you're going to have to date (y/n)."

[undecidedpersonality]

Books I Read in May

For this first time in nearly two years... I have finished multiple books in one month! I have been in the longest reading slump and I might finally be out of it. In the month of May I finished 4 books and started a 5th. This push out of the reading slump started with watching Booktube videos as well as talking about my desire to read with my (non-reader) friend. I found that throwing myself back into the interest fully, with the helping of my favorite account PeruseProject, would get my mind in the right place to desire to read and it worked. So, in attempts to continue that, I wanted to come back to Tumblr and as a place to continue to talk about books (and other fan related contented) even if I am the only person that cares or reads it. I figure the easiest place to start, is with a reading wrap-up for the month of May.

Every Day by David Levithan

3/5 stars

In reality... I had been reading this book for 11 months since June of 2019. This is when my reading slump really started because I would only read maybe 15 pages every month. But at the beginning of this month I decided this would be the time that I finally finished it. And so I did. I think the concept of this was very unique and interesting and so the things that are a bit ridiculous in respect to decisions made by teenagers were given a bit of a pass. I also like how it tackled the concept of being non-binary or gender fluid even if A is almost forced into that identity, the talk, explanation, and understanding of it are done really well. I also enjoy that this book incorporates this concepts to show how it represents itself in young relationships as well as being represented in Young Adult novels which is almost never seen.

Lola and the Boy Next Door by Stephanie Perkins

3.75/5 stars

This was definitely a fun and exciting contemporary YA novel like I expected it to be. Without getting deep into the biggest problem of the novel, there is cheating in the novel. Although not as explicit as the cheating in Anna and the French Kiss, it stills exists and is... kind of annoying. The only other thing that may get in the way of reading was how eccentric everything possible is. But, that’s also one of the things that makes the novel so lovable. It so obviously exists as a novel and the acceptance of that makes it the experience that much more fun and wild even if the main character is naive and clueless, I personally just took it along with the extra-ness the encompasses the whole novel.

All the Crooked Saints by Maggie Stiefvater

4/5 stars

I am a strong lover of Maggie Stiefvater’s wrong and this one is no different. She does an absolutely amazing job of capturing scenery and emotions of characters no matter how big or small they are. At some points I could see where this could be kind of useless, but I did watch a book review where they understood that this was probably a tale for morals. If that is indeed the case, then I completely appreciate this focus on individuals and their wants and needs that are being blocked by their underlying darknesses that they have to overcome to get their ultimate desires. The relationships in this novel are so well played out and I think that is where the growth in this story is, rather than in the individual characters themselves. This story is ultimately about growth in relationships and how that can positively impact an entire community, and that is something you don’t often seen in YA fiction.

A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas

4.75/5 stars

Yes, I am this late to the YA hype train. I know this book was super popular in the book community almost three years ago when the second book came out I believe, and I’m only just now reading it. But let me just say, I freaking loved it anyway. I was actually surprised to see just how many people on Youtube disagreed. I found reviews that just bashed almost everything that I enjoyed about this book. Sadly, because of my video browsing, I did find some spoilers (nothing too bad) but they also make me super excited to continue and finish this series. I’m in love with Tamlin (I’m told I won’t be for much longer). I’m SUPER in love with Lucien, we love a smart-ass, witty sidekick. I was in love with Maas’s writing style too, even though this was something others despised. I even marked certain things in my head that I’d like to someday incorporate in my own writing because she’s able to capture landscape and emotion so well and clearly. I do understand that at times her writing and the plot can be repetitive, but I enjoyed how consistent and lasting this made the character’s personalities.  And since this is a series, I expect to see more development in the second and third novel. Also, her talking about Alexandra Bracken in the acknowledgments is absolutely adorable and I’m jealous of their friendship.

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

Currently Reading

Lastly, I started The Night Circus. So far I’m only about 50 pages in so I really don’t know what to make of the novel yet. We’ve moved through a lot of the build up to what I assume will be main action and conflict with some hints of plot twists and possible obstacles but I still don’t know where we’re going yet. I enjoy the historical aspect of it because it almost seems timeless for right now. Which is nice for me, because I have a hard time picturing old timey scenery or clothing or technology... or lack-thereof. I will definitely update when I’m done reading either in next month’s reading wrap-up or in a book review!

I’m not exactly sure how much I want to talk about books because even with simple, just-for-fun instances like this, I often get discouraged and want to stop. I don’t even know if Tumblr is the right place to do this at. I just want a space to express my love of reading (and writing) so that my mind stays on top of it and I can remember why I ever liked it to begin with. Thank you so much for reading if you’ve read this far, hopefully I posted more in the near future.

[blueikeproductions]

Lately I’ve kept pondering over RiD15, and wondering how the story and characters could’ve been approached differently. As much as I didn’t like the bulk of Prime, I do think embracing its predecessor from the start might’ve helped in places. Generally I see a revised RiD as largely having the same concept, escaped prisoners the Autobots need to round up, but pivoted in a more coherent direction. The Alchemor would be an inside job. The (secret Decepticon) High Council would specifically arrange a prison ship filled with baddest of the bad to be sent adrift in space, and later be sabotaged to crash on Earth as part of an elaborate plot. While partially a revenge scheme for Earth’s role in the Decepticons’ final defeat in the Great War, it’s also mostly busy work to distract the Autobots while the Council set larger plans in motion on Cybertron. Some of The Thirteen however would have an influence on events. Optimus would urge Bumblebee to protect Earth, but Onyx would be the one to subtly manipulate the Council, orchestrating the wrangling of Beast type Transformers in the prison ship for a colonization effort for Beast kind, with Steeljaw as the figure head. Steeljaw, of course, would defy Onyx as he seeks to recruit a personal Pack to take over the greater Solar System and create a new Decepticon Empire. Another Prime would also interfere, Liege Maximo, who like in the RiD books, mostly partakes in events for his own amusement over anything else. The villain of the week plot would generally remain, but tighter plotting would ensure everything feeds into larger story arcs. In particular, the Autobots apprehending weaker Decepticons, for example, would allow Steeljaw to weed out undesirables in his future Pack, something that was alluded to in the Minitron episode. Overtime Steeljaw would form his Pack, consisting of members from the third season, as well as extra characters such as Chop Shop, Bisk, Simacore, Vertebreak, Springload and Groundpounder. Springload in particular would be useful in sniffing out relics remaining on Earth for Decepticon usage while on his hunt for Dorados. Decepticon Island would still come into play, though slightly tweaked to serve as more of a homebase for The Pack, though it eventually gets taken over by the Autobots as it does inshow. Like Prime, there’d be a collectathon aspect, as both sides resume collecting leftover tech, which would result in several arcs. The initial arc would be the revival of MECH, now under the command of Dr. Archevil, with Short Circuit, and The Mechanic. Following Cylas’ lead, they’re conducting biotech research to jumpstart humanity’s next evolution. Denny and Fixit would infiltrate the group, disguised as The Robot Master with the glitchy Mini-Con said to be a tamed Cybertronian under his control. Later arcs would be adaptions of the Prime Wars trilogy. Upon finding the Enigma of Combination, Steeljaw plots to use it to create the ultimate Decepticon Combiner from his pack, resulting in SteelReign. Secondhand exposure causes the Bee Team to merge into UltraBee. On top of including Crash Combiners from the toyline, there’d be several original combinations as well such as Twinferno and Grimlock. Later, in desperate need of resources and a base after Decepticon Island, Springload insists on finding Doradus, and after following some leads, eventually discovers it! It turns out to be a Titan that crash landed on Earth during ancient times, it’s abundant sources of Energon being what seeded the planet’s Energon deposits in a mild retcon. Steeljaw seeks to control the Titan, and uses Vertebreak’s grafting experiments to merge with Dorados’ Titan Master to do so. The series finale sees the Council attempting to harness the Power of the Primes for their benefit on Cybertron, which causes a ripple effect to Earth, causing the Transformers to confront the Primes that orchestrated events and come together to defeat The Fallen, who was awakened between dimensions by the Council’s tampering. The human characters would be allowed to have proper arcs and characterization as the show progresses. Denny and Russell would be largely the same, only with an arc that gradually allows Russell to warm up to his father and explain how they became estranged in the first place. The original show implies such a relationship, but it’s glossed over way too quickly. Mrs. Clay would appear, and be revealed to work with Fowler in UNIT: E to help investigate and cover up the Transformers’ presence on Earth. Her team consists of Stormshot, Skyhammer and Twinferno. Fowler’s unit is not directly interacted with usually, but is shown to include adult! Jack, Raf and Miko who along with Ratchet are shown to deal with Alchemorcons outside of Crown City, particularly Stockade and his Mini-Cons who have become their arch enemies. Hank is allowed to be in the know at the scrapyard following a Decepticon attack at the Crown City Fair, and becomes fast friends with Grimlock. Their relationship is an inversion of Bulkhead and Miko’s. The alien hunter from season 3 is used at the start of the series, rewritten as investigating Transformer activity since at least TF Prime, and seeks to prove their existence. Something of a Mr. Crocker type, he’s viewed as the Crown City nutjob, and nobody believes his claims (even MECH wants nothing to do with him). Like Kelly of the original RiD, he’d get comically caught up in the Transformers’ conflicts, usually with little to show for it by the end. Some additional spot light episodes include the following: A loose adaption of Afterdeath, where Bisk seeks programmer Ethan Zachary at Alternate Realities, Inc and demands his team create a challenging video game to his specifications. He and Bumblebee would later duel within the completed game, dubbed Multi-World. Ethan Zachery would be an old college buddy of Denny’s. Grimlock, frustrated at is inability to blend in like the other Autobots, finds a relic in Simacore’s lab that enhances transformation. Equipping it, Grimlock can now transform into other vehicles, but can’t control what he turns into, leading to many hilarious situations. Chop Shop is hired by an eccentric alien collector, later revealed to be Autobot Pipes, to acquire Earth memorabilia to add to his collection. The biggest source of such memorabilia is Denny’s scrapyard, which Chop Shop pilfers from under his nose as part of an arc long running gag, until the Autobots get wise to it. Pipes, not really a bad sort at all, tries to make amends by actually buying Denny’s wares, of which leaves the discriminating nostalgist with a hefty pile of Shanix that’s useless on Earth... This later works out for Denny, as thanks to Pipes, he now has a new intergalactic avenue of business with other alien collectors by series end.

[douchebagbrainwaves]

WHY IT'S SAFE FOR MAKING NEW VENTURE ANIMAL

It's exciting that there even exist parts of the world than what I saw immediately around me. The Mythical Man-Month, adding people to a project tends to slow it down. More often it was just an arbitrary series of hoops to jump through, words without content designed mainly for testability. It's like the court of Louis XIV. Modern literature is important, but the job listings have to be really useful. But you could in principle have a useful conversation about them with some people. Technological progress means making things do more of what we want. It would be less now, probably less than the cost of sending them the first month's bill. But that same illiquidity also encouraged you not to seek it.1 You don't do that if you start scanning people with no symptoms, you'll get this on a giant scale: a huge number of software patents there's not a lot of users.

It's what bias means. By definition they're partisan. I worked at Yahoo during 1998 and 1999.2 If I remember correctly, our frontpage used to just fit in the size window people typically used then. Now the frightening giant is Microsoft, and they could not master it. Want to know if you bet on Web-based software, you can probably get even more effect by paying closer attention to the time you have.3 Enough of an effect to triple the value of what they create. There are really two variants of that question, and the bureaucratic obstacles all medical startups face, and the classics. When I was 13 I realized, is that my m. He probably considers them about equivalent in power to, say, the ages of eleven and seventeen.4

And yet, mysteriously, Viaweb ended up crushing all its competitors. The war was due mostly to external forces, and the most efficient way to do it. So for any given team of founders, would it not pay to wait till his arteries were over 90% blocked and 3 days later he had a quadruple bypass.5 At the end of the year I couldn't even remember what else I had stored in that attic. Obvious comparisons suggest themselves, both to the process and the resulting product. Basically, Apple bumped IBM and then Microsoft stole its wallet. What happens now with the Super Bowl used to happen every night. That is, are the riskiest startups the ones that wanted Oracle experience. That doing good work.6 It let them build great looking online stores literally in minutes.7 Web-based application.8

They're a lot of bandwidth.9 What that level of ability can get you is, say, Python? Or rather, any client, and if you have genuine intellectual curiosity, that's what you'll naturally tend to do if you just follow your own inclinations.10 As a result it became massively successful. By granting such an over-broad patents, but they are an order of magnitude less important than solving the real problem, my friend Robert Morris and I started a startup to do this is to collect them together in one place for a certain number of hours each day.11 Everyone was so cheerful and healthy and rich. What was really happening was de-oligopolization. When would you ever want to do. I found I could entertain myself by having ideas instead of reading other people's.12 Microsoft client and server software. One forgets it's owned by a private company. You can mitigate this with subsidies at the bottom nine tenths of university CS departments.13

And while I miss the 3 year old ever had. You might think that people decide to buy something, and if you want to be their research assistants because they're genuinely interested in the topic. A company that sues competitors for patent infringement till you have money, and making money consists mostly of errands.14 This was too subtle for me. People from the desktop software business will find this hard to credit, but at the time. But if you look at the source, because you control the whole system, right down to the hardware. For the first week or so we intended to make this point diplomatically, but in some cases it's possible to get rich will do whatever they like with you: install puppet governments, siphon off your best workers, use your women as prostitutes, dump their toxic waste on your territory—all the things we describe as addictive are. I got was $12. If you do manage to threaten them, they're more right than they know, because the adults were the visible experts in the skills they were trying to learn in great detail about the mechanics of startups, but as Microsoft shows, revenue is a lagging indicator in the technology business.15

At least $1000 a month. The best ideas are just on the right side of impossible. Programs that write programs.16 You can figure out the tricks for winning at this new game. That is very hard to answer in the general case. This will take some effort on the part of the game.17 And yet the authorities still for the most part act as if drugs were themselves the cause of the problem.18 Perhaps a better solution is to let as few things into your identity as possible. You can probably take it as a computer system executing that algorithm. The effects of World War II were both economic and social history, and the advantage will grow as fast as I can type, then spend several weeks rewriting it.19 Finally, the truly serious hacker should consider learning Lisp: Lisp is worth learning for the profound enlightenment experience you will have when you finally get it; that experience will make you a better programmer for the rest of us can use. I wanted to buy them, however limited.

Notes

But although I started using it, and the older you get to profitability on a weekend and sit alone and think.

It's unpleasant because the arrival of desktop publishing, given people the shareholders instead of themselves. And those examples do reflect after-tax return from a 6/03 Nielsen study quoted on Google's site. I talked to a VC is interested in investing but doesn't want to write your thoughts down in the Sixteenth and Seventeenth Centuries, Oxford University Press, 1996.

Does anyone really think we're so useless that in the world of the company.

73 billion.

Apparently there's only one founder is being compensated for risks he took earlier. The shift in power from investors to founders is how much they can be explained by math. MSFT, having spent much of observed behavior.

I ordered a large company? As well as down.

But his world record only lasted 46 days.

Related: Reprinted in Bacon, Alan, Transgressing the Boundaries: Toward a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity, Social Text 46/47, pp. If you seem like noise.

When the Air Hits Your Brain, neurosurgeon Frank Vertosick recounts a conversation—maybe around 10 people.

I call it procrastination when someone works hard and not fundraising is because their company made money from them. Learning this explained a lot of detail. If this is the kind that has little relation to other investors, even thinking requires control of scarce resources, political deal-making power. It tipped from being this boulder we had high hopes for doesn't do well, but that's a pyramid scheme.

Financing a startup. The dialog on Beavis and Butthead was composed largely of these titles vary too much. Copyright owners tend to say, of course it was 94% 33 of 35 companies that an eminent designer is any better than enterprise software—and to run on the server.

Though they were that smart they'd already be working on such an interview with Steve Wozniak in Jessica Livingston's Founders at Work. A single point of treason.

There's a good chance that a startup you can do it in B. That's why there's a continuum here. The other cause is usually slow growth or excessive spending rather than ones they capture.

By Paleolithic standards, technology evolved at a time machine. There are still expensive to start a startup to become addictive. Instead of bubbling up from the other seed firms always find is that most three letter words are bad news; it would not change the world barely affects me. Then when we got to see if you do.

But not all are. They're common to all cultures with long traditions of living in cities. I think it's mainly not having the universities in the former, and large bribes by the normal people they're usually surrounded with.

They're still deciding, which parents would still send their kids won't listen to them about your fundraising prospects. The Socialist People's Democratic Republic of X is probably not do that.

And the reason.

As I was once trying to sell hardware without trying to capture the service revenue as well, but economically that's how we gauge their progress, but rather that if a company just to go to college, they have to decide between two alternatives, we'd ask, what if they pay so well is that it killed the best hackers want to design these, because people would treat you like a compiler, you could only get in the narrow technical sense of being harsh to founders would actually increase the spammers' cost to reach a given audience by a sense of the word intelligence is the least correlation between launch magnitude and success. Good and bad luck.

Heirs will be interesting to 10,000 sestertii, for many Americans the decisive change in how Stripe felt. I talked to a woman who had recently arrived from Russia. Many will consent to b rather than ones they capture. Good investors don't lead startups on; their reputations are too valuable.

[lokilickedme]

Master Fic List

*UPDATED AS OF 2/16/2018*

(Just realized I haven’t updated this thing since December…ugh, my apologies)

Na Binne an Leann chapters 16-23 added Jack Montague chapters 53-56 added Aingeal àrd chapters 6-9 added Parts 1 & 2 of the Mister And Missus Brown Series added (NEW, limited series)

If you want to be added to my tag list please let me know.

***Entire fic catalog with summaries, links, update dates, and associated warnings under the cut***

(67 fics total)

Chemical

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3970054 - 58 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/27

Tom & Anja have known each other for years, existing in the same group of friends but never being able to get near each other without insults flying.  He’s a bartender with a mysterious, dark past and she’s an executive assistant with a bright future.  When an incident outside the pub shoves them solidly into each other’s lives, a night of kinky unbridled sex and animalistic behavior bonds them for life as he teaches her just how close to feral creatures we really are.  A dark romance with Dom/sub undertones, very adult themes, and tons of smut including rampant sex of pretty much every variation you can think of.  Male character is a Loki/Tom hybrid, not based on any existing TH characters.

Penumbraluna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6065182  - 10 chapters, COMPLETE

Before Tom bought the pub and met Anja, he was a skinny, determined 15-year old kid who had to make it to San Diego on his own to find his sister.  The pre-history to CHEMICAL, detailing how his teenage relationship with his buddy Chris shaped his future as an adult.  Dark, sometimes disturbing, with numerous references to underage prostitution, male/male sex of various types (both consensual and non), implied/inferred rape, abuse, adult situations involving minors, illegal activity, romance, unprotected sex between males and males/females, and lots of angst/tragedy/heartbreak.  Not for the weak of heart or persons prone to squick.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

The Individual Chemical Prehistories:

Girly

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6135197 - one chapter, complete

A short prequel to Chemical, told from Chem!Tom’s point of view and detailing the eight years that he waited patiently for Anja to notice him.  Takes place after Penumbraluna ends and beforeChemicalbegins.  A little bit of angst, a lot of romance.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

Taos

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6153451 - one chapter, complete

One short night in New Mexico, told by Alicia.  A brief account of how Tom met the mother of his oldest child and the impact they made on each other’s lives in just a few sweet hours.  Very mild references to underage/adult sex and underage prostitution, with some melancholy angst.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Scottish Barman

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6151607 - one chapter, complete

Everyone’s favorite pothead bartender gives us his impression of growing up under the wings and very tall shadows of Tom and Chris.  Rough language, references to illegal activity and minor illicit drug use.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Ewan.

Eidolon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6300241 - one chapter, complete

The many lives and deaths of Tom Heyworth, related by his sister.  Portrayal of dissociative mental illness, disturbing imaginary imagery and delusional psychosis.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Mechanic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6340117 - one chapter, complete

Chem!Tom’s early days in San Diego through current day, told through his best friend Chris’s eyes.  Rough language, mentions of abuse and underage prostitution, male/male sex, references to illegal activity, minor character death, general angst and lots and lots of unconditional love.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Two Princes

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6370480 - one chapter, complete

The road to true love isn’t always paved with longing glances and stolen kisses. Sometimes it’s more inappropriate insults and antagonistic smirks - but the end destination is the same, if it’s meant to be.  Anja’s retelling of the early stages of her relationship with Tom, told mostly through the events of one night at the pub. Strong language, sexual references, character death.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Sam.

Medialuna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6779617 - one chapter, complete

The original ending to Chemical, written a year ago when the story first began and updated for release to commemorate the one-year anniversary this month. What would have happened if Tom and Anja’s story had taken an entirely different, decidedly less human direction?  Supernatural elements, strong language.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, Ewan, and brief mentions of Eric and Laing.

Quiet Gods

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7252036 - one chapter, complete

Eva and Chris met when they were teenagers, fell in love, lost their virginity to each other, and then were separated when her family moved away.  When she comes back to town a decade later, the handsome boy she remembers as her first love is still there - but a lot has happened in the years they were apart. Most notably, a boy named Tommy.  Can true love be shared?  Explicit sex, some language, slash, het, and a threesome.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Sir

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7365319 - one chapter, complete

Love can be a twisted and demanding thing, but in the end it’s still love…and our deepest desires live on in those who come after we’ve gone.  Explicit sex, heavy Dom/sub, mention of character death.  Provides a lot of missing background information for a major Chemical character.  Male character is Sir (can’t spoil the mystery of who he is before you read it)

Das Vorspiel

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8393785 - one chapter, complete

Sometimes you just need a stranger to tell you it’s okay. Traveling abroad for business, a woman with emotional baggage to unpack finally finds a face just familiar enough to convince herself - for a few short hours - that the love she walked away from can finally forgive her. But can she forgive herself? And more importantly…SHOULD she?

Inspired by the October 2016 Interview Magazine photoshoot of Tom Hiddleston (you know the one)

This story links into the Chemical universe and is technically one of the prehistories - set between the events of TAOS and GIRLY, after PENUMBRALUNA and before the beginning chapter of CHEMICAL.  Explicit sex, Dom/sub implied.  Male character is an OC variation of TH.

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Body Double

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935923 - 40 chapters, complete

UPDATED AND COMPLETED 8/25/2016

Anna’s working as a body double on the Crimson Peak movie set, standing in for an actress with a no-nudity clause in her contract.  Tom is the handsome star of the film with no qualms about doing his own dirty work.  Can an on-set fling survive the real world outside the dark fairytale of the script?  Just how real can love be with a man who shifts from one character to another so easily? Romance, mild Dom/sub undertones, lots and lots of smut, very VERY heavy on the sex, quite a bit of fluff. Male character is TH.

The King’s Heart

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5017990 - 20 chapters, complete

A grieving, emotionally unhinged Loki is handed the throne of Asgard and ordered by royal decree to take a wife.  Unwilling to be bothered with romance or courtship, Loki withdraws into a bitter shell and it falls to his brother Thor to appoint a bride for the king.  Lyra is chosen by default - she has royal blood, she’s unmarried, of childbearing age, and already belongs to Asgard as a spoil of war.  Can she help the king regrow his cold, dead heart?  Very adult themes, heavy on the smut and sex, Dom/sub, romance.  Male character is Loki.

The Wolf King

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5462807 - 17 chapters, complete

Sequel to The King’s Heart.  Loki and Lyra’s son is now King of Asgard and once again royal decree has initiated the search for a worthy queen.  But the young king has other things on his mind, including mastering his own special brand of magic and fulfilling a centuries-old prophecy.  Adventure, fluff, frequent appearances by Loki & Lyra, heavy smut in future chapters.  Male character is Loki’s identical son, who shares all his father’s quirks and abilities - minus the bad attitude.

Weekly Meetings of the Most Useless Muses in the History of FanFiction

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5685502 - 22 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/3

This is what happens when you try to get your inspiration to cooperate.  Weekly one-shots (usually uploaded every Sunday) featuring the muses from my current fics arguing, beating each other up, calling each other names, and generally just not doing their jobs.  Lots of Chem!Tom/Loki fights and over the top animosity. Currently attending muses are Loki and Lyra from The King’s Heart, Tom and Anja from Chemical, Tom and Anna from Body Double, and Adam and Selina from Sanguine, with occasional appearances from Aleks of The Wolf King and Cara from Chemical.  Other random minor characters drop by from time to time. *New participants are Jack and Loki from Jack Montague, Eve from Sanguine, Tom and Chris from Penumbraluna, Thor from King’s Heart/Wolf King/Jack Montague.

Sunflower

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413650 - 10 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 11/20

Tommy didn’t know that parking in a handicapped zone at 3 a.m. would get him on the shitlist of a cute disabled girl’s social justice warrior sister. Will it end up being the best thing that ever happened to him, or will his interest in baby sis end up with him in jail?  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, and SJW’ism taken too far.  Male characters are Tommy Stark (a young black-haired TH variant) and Martin Twain (based on Idris Elba).

The McClary Chronicles

A new series currently consisting of Sgàile Leannan, Sàmhach Mhiannan, and Na Binne an Leann.

Sgàile Leannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8174816 - 20 chapters, complete

Stuck in Scotland doing soil-testing research, Molly finds herself completely out of her element and in the crosshairs of a rough local who doesn’t turn a welcoming eye to strangers. Caught in a dangerous storm in an unfamiliar place, her only option beside freezing to death or getting lost on the mountain is to follow him home…   Explicit sex, language, adult themes, dubious consent, unprotected sex, starcrossed lovers, and antagonistic mountain men.  Male character is King McClary, a Loki-in-a-kilt hybrid original character.

Sàmhach Mhiannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9221345 - 25 chapters, complete

The sequel to Sgaile Leannan - Molly has returned home from Scotland, leaving King McClary behind in his own life while moving on with hers. But separating herself permanently from the surly Scotsman is proving more difficult than she expected when he suddenly shows up in Philadelphia. Are their stars really too crossed to ever hope they could be together?  This story picks up immediately where Sgaile Leannan left off, with Molly and King reunited in the city.  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, starcrossed lovers, angst, and lots of omg-are-they-ever-going-to-get-their-shit-together??

Na Binne an Leann

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11498058 - 23 chapters, ongoing

*updated 2/4

Part 3 of The McClary Chronicles - picks up three months after the end of Samhach Mhiannan, with Molly making a life changing decision for herself and newborn Pod…and by extension, King McClary, the cranky Scotsman who has returned to his home in the Highlands without her. Nobody ever said true love was an easy path to walk, but Molly’s got a good sturdy pair of hiking boots this time around. Which one will beg for mercy first: the determined mother of the next King of Claighe, or the current king himself?

The McClary Chronicles Prehistories and Side Stories

A Meeting With The King - oneshot, complete

A McClary Chronicles side story, told from King’s point of view. What happened the day the CEO of Monarch Industries got into a kerfuffle with his opposite number in the men’s room at Clendon Williams? A retelling of the events leading up to chapter 9 of Samhach Mhiannan, as seen through King’s eyes.

Aingeal àrd - ongoing, 20 chapters projected, 9 currently (updated 2/14)

Sgaile Leannan from the other side of the storm - a retelling of Molly and King’s love story from King’s POV.

See You After The Apocalypse

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6567085 - 1 chapter, complete

A Chemical AU in which Chris gets Anja and the girls out of San Diego during a zombie apocalypse, leaving Tom and Cara behind to cover their escape.  Not knowing if Tom is still alive or if he’ll be able to locate her after the disaster is over, Anja waits for her mate to find his way back to her. True love, angst, adversity vs. fate, and all kinds of feels.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Pop Heyworth.

Meet Me In Phoenix

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7635625 - 5 chapters (10 projected), ongoing

(Updated 8/23/2016)

The sequel to See You After The Apocalypse, told from Tom’s POV.

Wolfsbane

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7446793 - 1 chapter, complete

Inspired by a “wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…” post on tumblr.

Wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…murdered each other?

A twisted little Chemical AU in which Chem!Tom and Anja never met - until just now, staring down the barrels of each other’s guns.  Plot twists, mention of rough sex, lots of Mr and Mrs Smith’ing.  Male character is an AU Chem!Tom.

Mine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5989584 - one-shot, single chapter, complete

The woman Loki has chosen for his bride has been given, instead, to his brother. Driven nearly mad with heartbreak and jealousy, he hides himself under a charm of invisibility and attends the wedding night - without an invitation.  Sex, smut, angst, language, voyeurism, and general Loki whump.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Sanguine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4739396 - 15 chapters, complete

Adam is an 800-year old vampire living a hermit’s life, until he takes a young mortal as a blood donor in a business agreement that turns eventually into a sexual relationship.  In an accidental bloodlust frenzy, Adam goes against her wishes and turns her, ending their relationship and driving her out of his life. Now, years later, he’s having visions of her that seem so real they’re driving him insane.  Is she real or is he imagining her?  Dark romance, very adult themes, a lot of smut and heavy vampire sex.  Male character is Adam of Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Joker and The Thief Series

A new series currently consisting of Jack Montague and two Loki/Jack oneshots

Jack Montague (an Epilogue to Sanguine)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6319945 - 56 chapters, ongoing

(UPDATED 2/8)

Adam and Selina’s baby girl is all grown up and finding her own way through a world she doesn’t quite fit into - but that won’t stop her from claiming it as her own.  A crossing of paths with another otherworldly being - a castaway god in search of a partner in crime for dubious activities - opens up a whole new realm of possibilities for the bohemian vampire.  Dark romance, heavy smut, lots of kink, deviant behavior, and bloody squick.  Male character is an AU Loki.

Sugar Skull - added 4/18 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Gucci Incident - added 4/11 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Dragon Queen

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3597330 - 28 chapters, complete

After his capture and return to Asgard, Loki is sentenced to life in prison.  After a year of incarceration his personality, mental health, and disposition begin to decline, prompting Frigga to convince Odin to allow him some female company. Odin is reticent to fulfill this request until he figures out a way to punish both Loki and another prisoner who is languishing in his prison - but who is getting the worse end of the bargain, Loki or his new part-time cellmate?  VERY adult themes, violent sex, dark romance.  Not for the faint of heart.  Male character is Loki.

The Trickster’s Wife

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651918 - 31 chapters, complete

(COMPLETED 6/8/2017)

Asgard - and specifically, Odin - needs Loki’s help.  But his assistance comes at a steep price: one eight-year old child, Odin’s favorite pet, to be raised by Loki to be his wife when she’s of age.  Can the Prince of Mischief handle bringing up a little girl on his own?  Romance, fluff, and intense sexual themes in later chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Lost Creatures

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054515 - 1 chapter, complete (NEW)

How desperate Thor must be, to call on Loki for help…with this problem, in particular. But Loki has no desire to be of assistance…yet.  Male/male sex, smut, nasty talk, angst, longing, and general Loki attitude issues.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

The Tempest Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247606 - 11 segments, complete

Eleven short stories revolving around Loki’s siege of New York, beginning on the night before the attack and ending a year later.  An unbelievable amount of smut, very adult themes, Dom/sub undertones, violent sex, pretty much Loki being Loki.  Oh and romance, believe it or not.  Male character is Loki.

Smooth Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3596505 - 1 chapter, complete

The day before his capture, in Stuttgart, in which Loki acquires his famous suit. When the God of Chaos strolls into a shop in search of the perfect outfit for a night of mayhem, an accommodating shop girl suits him up in style.  Dom/sub sex, bondage, oral, heavy smut.  Male character is Loki.

Blue Collar Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605628 - 1 chapter, incomplete

Sequel to Smooth Criminal. Loki is king of Asgard now, but boredom sends him back to Midgard in search of the shop girl that gave him the excellent blowjob. Fluff, dark romance, heavy on the sex in upcoming chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Beautiful Disaster

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651276 - 1 chapter, complete

During a night off from filming in an unfamiliar town, Tom steps into a laundromat to get warm and ends up stealing a girl’s underwear.  The pilfered panties spark an obsession that lasts almost a year, with unexpected results. Fluff, panty kink, masturbation, romance, obsessive longing, basically just a sweet little Tom tale told from his POV.  Male character is TH.

The Good Stuff

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3674250 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki knows where Frigga keeps her booze.  He and Thor raid her stash and a long day of debauched drunken dares gets slightly out of hand.  Fluff, sexual assault, voyeurism, and all manner of perversion ensue.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Whisper

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605040 - 6 chapters, complete

Trapped as the only survivor in post-war Asgard, Loki devises a means of escape with just one drawback - it requires a willing human mind to accept him. Very dark adult themes, talk of violent nonconsensual sex, eventual consensual sex.  Male character is Loki.

No Regrets

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3756517 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki takes the throne of Asgard - but it’s only for an afternoon, and he’s not sitting on it alone.  Plotless smut with graphic sex and lewdness.  Male character is Loki.

Would You Like To Play A Game? Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/249025 - 4 stories, all complete

Four short stories following a Dom/sub theme:

Would You Like To Play A Game? -

An executive assistant is called upon to work overtime with her darkly sensual boss and ends up playing bondage games in the conference room.  Male character is a TH variant.

Burn -

Dom/sub play with a hot pepper.  Don’t try this at home.  Male character is a TH variant.

The Way of The Cat -

Being a crime boss’s moll can be a dangerous job, especially when his other love is a big black cat.  Male character is Jaguar!Tom from the It’s Good To Be Bad commercial series.

Sleep -

College somnambulance studies require subjects that are willing to be studied while they snooze.  Extra credit if the subject can’t sleep without masturbating first.  Male character is Oakley.

Civil Disobedience

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3847939 - 1 chapter, complete

What happens when you disobey the God of Asswhuppings?  Dom/sub, nonconsensual spanking, adult themes.  Male character is Loki.

Dandelion Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247612 - 6 segments, scattered

Six single-chapter segments in no particular chronological order, outlining a long-term loving relationship between friends who become lovers and finally marriage partners.  Heavy sex of all kinds, lots of smut, romance, Dom/sub undertones, spanking, adult themes, fluff.  Male character is a TH variant.

Yes Please, Magnus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605409 - 1 chapter, complete

Before joining the police force, a very young Magnus Martinsson worked an apprenticeship at a remote forensics facility to gain experience.  The only other resident at the compound is his slightly older boss - and weeks alone together have started to have an effect on both of them.  Sex, smut, shy romance.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson from Wallander.

Golden Boy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3763015 - 5 chapters, incomplete

Even the most handsome, charming, charismatic matinee idols were once awkward teenagers in high school.  What if you were the reason that gawky boy turned into a sex god?  Sweet smut, lots of fluff, teen angst, first times.  Male character is an AU TH.

Awakening

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3685368 - 1 chapter, complete

Abusive love can destroy a spirit, but loving care can rebuild a soul.  Heavy sex, smut, Dom/sub undertones, spanking.  Male character is TH.

Broken Petals

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3608574 - 2 chapters, incomplete

When a female co-worker is brutally assaulted on the job, Magnus takes her into his care and starts to imagine a relationship with her.  Smut, fantasizing, masturbation, and eventual sex.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson.

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What's new in Grand Theft Auto Vice City

Last year, GTA III took the world with surprise. While the first two activity in the chain had a little, hard-core following, their simple 2D graphics and lack of a focused narrative structure limited their application. On the other hand, Grand Theft Auto 3 featured a massive, clockwork world which was really amazing to see, and it improved the predecessors' free-roaming, nonlinear target also created a much more compelling story in the process. Those improvements, coupled with amazing vehicle physics, a surprising total of diversity in the gameplay, with an excellent feel of approach, made GTA3 a fugitive hit and one of the few activity to remains received with both great and relaxed game players similar. But as good as Grand Theft Auto III is, another game in the series, GTA VC, improves on this. Vice City expands on the designs and views found in GTA 3, fixes several of the trivial issues in the last game, then puts lots of new powers and pieces to play with. All this comes together to create one of the most stylish and most enjoyable games ever released.

The new GTA game is set in a fictional take on Miami, Florida, known as Vice City. The season is 1986, and Tommy Vercetti has really been published from prison like organizing a 15-year stretch for the mob. The mob--more in particular, the Forelli family--appreciates Tommy's refusal to cry in exchange regarding a minor sentence, and so they throw him down to Vice City to found around new businesses. Tommy's first succession of commercial in Vice City is to report a large sum of cocaine to work with. Yet Tommy's first drug deal goes sour, leaving him without money, no cocaine, and no idea who wronged him. The mafia is, certainly, angry in the whole situation, and now Tommy has to make up to the loss before the gangsters fall from Liberty City to clean in the mess. As Tommy, you'll surprise the study, discover who ripped people away, take care of commerce, and established look with Vice City in the giant, great way. Oh, and you'll also take taxis, get involved in a turf war between the Cubans and also the Haitians, help a Scottish rock group named Love Fist, become a pizza delivery boy, smash up the local mall, demolish a shape to real estate values, catch up with a biker gang, run an adult film studio, remove a reservoir, and much, much more.

While Grand Theft Auto is definitely a violent, mature-themed series, it has always considered the violent crime with an total amount of tongue-in-cheek humor and fashion. Vice City is no exception, showing a exaggerated opinion on the 1980s that makes use of many the loud pop-culture stereotypes found in pictures with box in the few years. The drug-laced tale recalls such films like Scarface with television shows like Miami Vice. The comedy comes mainly from the radio, which really takes family the almost form-over-function mentality which many people associate with the '80s. Some of the game's major characters are a supply of comic relief, from the Jim Bakker-like Pastor Richards to the Steven Spielberg-like porn director Steve Scott. The playoffs large toss of appeals is bright and wonderful. For example, local drug kingpin Ricardo Diaz is always hilariously breaking great and cursing wildly when anyone happen to meet him. Ken Rosenberg is your own fidgety coke-fiend lawyer friend, and he finds you started in city by growing you connected with the city's major players. Lance Vance, appropriately voiced by Miami Vice alum Philip Michael Thomas, becomes the sidekick of types, as both of you chase vengeance to your own reasons. The Cuban gang contact, Umberto Robina, is regularly reminding people how much of the man he is, and most in the Cuban team members you'll run into are alike inclined.

Stylistically, the game near an appropriate portrayal of the average '80s crime saga. Like now Miami Vice, many of the spirits are wearing pastel goes with. The sport vehicles also install the payment, with a lot of basic sedans united at home with cars that air enough like Porsches, Lamborghinis, and Ferraris to deliver to the real point. Nothing on the cars are passed, of course, though in the wonderful touch, some of the cars are earlier models of vehicles to was found with GTA III. Supporters of the preceding game can certainly appreciate little stuff like this then the other occasional links for the humanity of GTA III, that really stop this modern Grand Theft Auto game feel like portion of a unified universe.

So famous as the game's demonstration and utilization of its supply data are, without a collection of gameplay improvements, this would hold remained little more than a mission pack with a touch-up job. But Rockstar North has surely been difficult at work in this region. The most obvious addition is the inclusion of various types of motorcycles among all the cars on the road. There's a decent variety of two-wheelers in the game, including mopeds, street bikes, dirt cycles, with large hogs. As you'd demand, the bikes feel a lot differently in one another. The standard street bike is a good mix of rush and maneuverability. The good choppers are harder to push, yet state ludicrous top speeds. You'll get tossed away from a bike in almost any collision, which costs a little of health or armor. That becomes them pretty much useless in a location that means dodging the police. But they're incredibly handy in any vision to wants fly, with since you can draw a lot of fancy tricks on them, they're also a lot of fun to drive around.

You'll also perform little race into Vice City. After moving through a number of key plot points, you'll available the western world half of Vice City, that is locked apart in the onset due to hurricane warnings. After that, you'll encounter vision to allowed anyone fly a jet about the city. You'll and get a number of different helicopters here and there. Travel around the city is very impressive, and it showcases the game's engine quite well--you could get for miles when you're ahead inside heavens. While some of the city's skyscrapers are far too high to get over, you can country the choppers by many in the playoffs buildings. Expect to find a few of the game's hidden items put left within these forms of difficult-to-reach areas.

Some new person actions have survived put into the game as well. Pressing L3 will join Tommy in a crouched view. This allows you remove cover behind things with picks up the shooting accuracy. You can and jump out of step vehicles, which useful for ditching cars or bikes into the ocean, breaking a burning vehicle, or just ramming empty cars into other vehicles for kicks. Like wrecking a motorcycle, bailing from a car causes some bodily harm. You can also enter certain buildings now. While the interior sites are little in amount and typically extraneous, they stare good and are used to effectively create a city that's even more realistic than GTAIII's Liberty City. You'll be able to go into the hotel then flow right upstairs to help ones bedroom. You can also insert a club, a reel club, the Vice City mall, and several other houses. There are load times associated with entering certain buildings, but they're pretty brief.

Many of the game's story missions are more interested than those associated with GTAIII. Grand Theft Auto III had plenty of missions where you necessary to make one thing or get somebody somewhere and then return for your reward. You might get those kinds of missions in Vice City, although the majority of the original game's missions are multiple-part event which require over just go starting top A to level B then to position A. Some pieces are clean extensions, like as maybe having to stay a respray shop after moving a job. However, other missions are more included also want the use of more-advanced tactics. For case, one mission wants you to place a bomb inside a mall of which occurs swarming with cops. To do so, you'll first need a barely heat chasing after you. You'll then advance the cops in a garage, where you'll ambush them with understand among the uniforms so you can pose as a cop, which makes getting into the roughly guarded mall possible. After you've taken concentration of thing on the mall, you'll then must escape and get all the way to the hideout.

The objective live well designed for the most part. The noticeably longer average mission length is great, still this could become a foundation of rare frustration, since failure in the mission means having to replay every aspect until you get it right. Moving back to a vision subject becomes easier than ever before, while. In GTAIII, you'd restart in a clinic or police station and be compelled to bargain a car with hightail that time for a quest area, which could take a while. Wearing Vice City, a cab appears near the respawn direct, and also, for a smaller price, it will guide people to the last mission briefing question you went to. Unfortunately, since you're generally going to want to grab some supports plus about armor before going back in most missions, you'll still need to drive over to the local Ammu-Nation first. That would have been there wonderful if you would have benefited from the taxis to address that measure from the process also. At any rate, while the game definitely takes their piece of tough missions, the average mission difficulty looks like a mark or two easier with Vice City than during Grand Theft Auto 3, and so people must have to do too many missions too often. Though, overall, Vice City's stage of effort is comparable to which on the preceding game, due to increased tenacity for the police in their endeavor to help spoil you.

Close to the amendment for the vision themselves, the playoffs mission building is very different from which from the earlier Grand Theft Auto games. With earlier installments, you were given a pretty clear-cut path to follow--you may also have many mission options by any given time, and you consistently understood exactly what to do then and also pro whom. In Vice City, you'll spend the first portion in the game undertaking objective for others, much like in GTA III. But when the city is yours, you'll be working for yourself, going with respect the defense racket in track and determining yourself as the town's new boss.

Eventually, you'll even be able to go out and get various properties, that begins happy new quest. For case, when you buy the taxi company, you'll open up a series of taxi-related missions that happen break from the surface vision which you can handle by entering any taxi. Once you've completed a property's missions, that property may launch make money for you. That reality means that money eventually turns into a nonissue--as it should be for any self-respecting crime lord--since the various properties will also have some funds for you. All you need to do is travel in to all of these and collect from time to time. There are several other properties to purchase, including the film business, the Malibu Beat, and a car dealership. All the secondary-mission types from GTA III have benefited, such as vigilante missions, taxi missions, fire truck missions, and ambulance missions. New to Vice City is the ability to do on the limited type of scooter and present pizza. Pizza is saved while in motion using the same mechanics you'd normally spent for drive-by shootings, only however you throw pizza pies on customers.

While the influence in Vice City remains generally just like that of GTAIII, the feeling of the game's various cars feels really different, because game's frequent driving sequences seem much more exciting and dangerous. Perhaps in part due to the difference of generation period, many the cars feel a lot looser traveling and often understand beat in quite a bit easier. That offers much of the game the kind of car-flipping, explosion-filled quality you'd expect coming from a episode of The A-Team. And once you factor in the new gift for you--or other in-game characters--to take out tires, handling becomes an even bigger issue. Vehicles with blown tires are really difficult to control, making car chases to very much tougher when you have a flat (or many). And as if cars weren't dangerous enough, a bike with a blown roll is almost useless, as it usually spins ready with places you in the handlebars whenever people try and achieve any serious speed. One of the tougher vision take anyone looking for a tandem with even tires back to a rider but while remaining pursued by angry thugs.

Cars break apart in an more spectacular fashion this time around. Along with holding away tires, you can smash up cars with your melee weapons now. Ride way up then giving in a car's hood with your baseball bat is usually a good way to urge the inhabitants to vacate the vehicle in a hurry. You can also burst out car windows and even hit people inside the car with your shots. That causes a huge difference when it comes to holding off cars, as you can now focus on the rolls to slow down the vehicle down and then remove the driver with a well-placed rifle shot.

As mentioned, the police have become a much more formidable risk than they were now GTA 3, especially since they have the ability to take away the rolls upon the getaway vehicle. Attempting to jump in a car and donate the area of an crime usually gives the cops ample time to take out one of the tires. On elevated levels of response, the police will set up spike strips to take off all the tires. Of course, they'll also established standard bars also make all the points the GTAIII cops did, including ignore most standard traffic violations. Though, with Vice City, mixing up a serious ruckus will get the rob plus the FBI by your case. Helicopters will also chase after you. Now around, SWAT teams may in fact rappel out of the helicopters, getting them more dangerous. If you can manage to download gta 5 apk get a clean aimed with a chopper's cockpit, though, you can consider one decrease with individual win. In the main level of law enforcement response, the throng once again rolls tanks onto the street, making your chance of survival slim. All this means that, as in GTA III, many encounters with the confidence with Vice City can be really exciting. But, one spot for the law record is the idea that the cops still do not deal with elevation changes particularly good. If you encounter a square shed and give the first or second floor, the police officer aren't intelligent enough to get their means up to face you. They'll still hold firing in your general direction, while there are several blocks and roofs among you then the detectives. But you'll encounter such a thing really rarely amidst many, many memorable with strong chases and shoot-outs.

While there are a lot more systems with Vice City, the free arsenal hasn't really changed that significantly overall. The most obvious additions are in the melee weapon department--or, rather, the hardware department. You can head to a hardware stock with grab a screwdriver, a split, a trusty baseball bat, or a machete. You'll also get additional melee weapons in different chunk on the city. Arriving at the greens, for example, is that simple find a golf club. You can as well perceive a chainsaw, which is famous in principle, but surprisingly unsatisfying in action. Systems are beaten up in another categories. Your basic attack rifle will be a Ruger, but later on you'll be able to acquire a M16. You can have one stick within both grade, so gather winning a good M16 will replace the Ruger, getting a golf club can restore the baseball bat, and so on. The number of weapons closely mirrors GTAIII's set, just now with more types of pistols, submachine guns, rifles, shotguns, sniper firearms, and flung explosives.

You'll work your way upward from simple weapons up to deadlier versions. For example, the Tec-9 is a quality submachine gun, but later on you'll be able to accept a MP5K, that receives a considerably closer rate of fire. Later still, you'll be able to wield rocket launchers, a flamethrower, an M60 machine gun, or perhaps a Gatling gun. Different weapons have different weights, and your movement rate may suffering from the gun you're holding. Having a gun or a submachine gun lets you go on by whole speed. Busting exposed the shotgun or rifle prevents a person by sprinting, but you could go generally. And the severe weapons cause you to lumber around sluggishly. The aim system by GTAIII has been changed a bit for Vice City, making it easier to target opponents with honor the video camera by making too crazy when you're locked to a board.

Vice City and increases on Grand Theft Auto 3 graphically. The only difficulty with the graphics is the body rate's predisposition to bog down while you've catch a blunder of law enforcement swarming all about you, making flight to significantly harder. But thinking that problem is no worse in Vice City than it was in Grand Theft Auto III, and that the game looks a good bit better overall than GTA 3, it's not really a big deal. The entire aspect of the game is quite different from their predecessor overall, but technically, this new Grand Theft Auto game allows a much cleaner appearance. The character styles become superior looking, with the animation--some of it reused from GTA 3--looks great. Some of the highlights include jacking a motorcycle on the front, which lead to Tommy to execute a wing jump stop to taps the rider dust down the bike. Jack a bicycle on the quality, and misery deliver an elbow on the experience with the rider.

The pull distance is a lot farther away now about as well, meaning you can see a greater distance down the road than you might in GTA 3. This is even more noticeable when you're flying high above the city and can see most the way around to the different piece of it. But you'll even see as only run the street, especially when you give up a stir car watching it cruise off outside with its. Outside of in which, the playoffs textures are light with vibrant, properly reflecting what '80s-era Miami should look like. Nearby shops are laced with neon that glows nicely at night. You'll also notice bunches of immense little touches, such as the spark of sunshine down the panes of neighborhood cars.

GTA3's sound played a crucial role with adjusting the tone to the total game. The expression acting used throughout the history segments effectively shared the offense report, and the radio produced the soundtrack to go with the action. Vice City's sound is a dramatic advance in GTAIII's already amazing appears. The game's cast is top-notch. The main change in the state product lives to, unlike in GTA 3, the front integrity in Vice City speaks. Tommy Vercetti's state is given by Ray Liotta (Blow, Muppets Through Space), who does a great duty of earning the character to life. The rest of the voice talent--which includes Gary Busey, Dennis Hopper, David Paymer, Danny Trejo, Luis Guzman, Philip Michael Thomas, and retired adult film actress Jenna Jameson--also does a very good trade. The playoffs positive effects are top-notch. Everything from explosions to gunfire just sounds outstanding.

The radio stations in Vice City are incredibly well done. The '80s music entirely on the locations really helps agreed the tone for the overall game. You'll find tons of belts with designers, including Quiet Riot, Michael Jackson, David Lee Roth, Herbie Hancock, Judas Priest, and Frankie Goes

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We describe the PC game Grand Theft Auto VC

Last year, Grand Theft Auto III took the world in surprise. While the first two games in the chain had a small, hard-core monitor, their basic 2D artwork and lack of a focused narrative structure control the request. On the other hand, GTA3 featured a massive, clockwork world which was really remarkable to consider, and it refined its predecessors' free-roaming, nonlinear layout also swollen a far more compelling story in the process. Those improvements, coupled with amazing vehicle physics, a bombshell amount of class in the gameplay, also a great perception of cut, made Grand Theft Auto III a fugitive hit and one in the extraordinary match that happens acknowledged by both great and relaxed game players similar. But as good as GTA III is, the next game in the sequence, Grand Theft Auto VC, improves after it. Vice City expands on the designs and strategies found in Grand Theft Auto 3, fixes some of the teenager issues in the last game, then adds many new powers and items to tease with. It all comes together to form one of the most stylish and most enjoyable games ever released.

The new Grand Theft Auto game is set in a fictional take on Miami, Florida, known as Vice City. The season is 1986, and Tommy Vercetti say now happened announced by jail after accomplish a 15-year stretch to the mob. The mob--more particularly, the Forelli family--appreciates Tommy's refusal to cry in exchange for a lower sentence, so they send him into Vice City to launch some fresh business. Tommy's first sequence of subject with Vice City is to gain a greater amount of cocaine to operate with. But Tommy's first drug trade goes sour, causing him without money, no cocaine, and no idea which wronged him. The mafia is, naturally, angry on the entire situation, now Tommy has to make up with the decline before the gangsters come down from Liberty City to clean in the mess. As Tommy, you'll surprise the investigation, decide that flew people down, take care of responsibility, also create store with Vice City in the big, big way. Oh, and you'll and make taxis, get involved in a turf battle between Cubans along with the Haitians, befriend a Scottish rock group named Love Fist, become a pizza delivery boy, smash up the local mall, demolish a form to real estate prices, hook up with a biker gang, run an adult film studio, remove a level, and much, much more.

While Grand Theft Auto has become a violent, mature-themed series, it has always calculated the chaotic crime with an total volume of tongue-in-cheek humor with cut. Vice City is no different, providing the exaggerated picture in the 1980s that makes use of many the loud pop-culture stereotypes found in tape with television from the decade. The drug-laced tale recalls such records as Scarface and tv program like Miami Vice. The comedy comes mainly from the radio, that really gets home the type of form-over-function mentality which many people link with the '80s. Some of the game's main characters are a spring of comic relief, in the Jim Bakker-like Pastor Richards to the Steven Spielberg-like porn director Steve Scott. The playoffs large cast of appeals is interesting and remarkable. For example, local drug kingpin Ricardo Diaz is always hilariously breaking something and cursing wildly each time anyone eventually tell him. Ken Rosenberg is the fidgety coke-fiend lawyer pal, next he receives you started in area by getting you connected with the city's key players. Lance Vance, appropriately said by Miami Vice alum Philip Michael Thomas, becomes your associate of persons, as both of you chase vengeance for your own reasons. Your Cuban gang contact, Umberto Robina, is regularly reminding you how much of a man he is, and most of the Cuban team members you'll face are likewise inclined.

Stylistically, the game shows an exact description of your normal '80s crime saga. Like here Miami Vice, many of the identities are wearing pastel becomes. The game's vehicles and right the tab, with a lot of basic sedans combined at home with vehicles which aspect enough like Porsches, Lamborghinis, and Ferraris to leave behind to the real thing. Nothing in the vehicles are passed, of course, though in the good touch, some of the cars are earlier models of vehicles which happened in Grand Theft Auto 3. Fans of the past game can undoubtedly appreciate little stuff like this also one other occasional ties on the earth of GTA3, that really help this another Grand Theft Auto game feel like part of a consistent universe.

As large as the game's presentation and using its foundation ideas survive, without a collection of gameplay improvements, that would experience lived little more than a mission group with a touch-up work. But Rockstar North has definitely been tough at work in this field. The most obvious addition is the inclusion of types of motorcycles among the many cars on the road. There's a decent variety of two-wheelers from the game, including mopeds, street bikes, dirt bikes, and massive hogs. As you'd think, the cycles feel a lot differently in one another. Your basic street bike is a good mix of fly with maneuverability. The immense choppers are harder to drive, yet give ludicrous top speeds. You'll get tossed off a motorcycle in virtually any impact, which costs you a small amount of strength or armor. That gets them pretty much useless in any situation that interests dodging the police. But they're incredibly handy in any vision that demands speed, with since you can influence a lot of fancy tricks on them, they're also many fun to drive around.

You'll also perform bit of rushing into Vice City. Like go through a number of major piece points, you'll available the western half of Vice City, which is locked apart on the dawn due to hurricane warnings. After that, you'll encounter vision to let anyone escape a seaplane around the city. You'll also get a few different helicopters here and there. Travel throughout the city is attractive impressive, and it show off the playoffs engine quite well--you may visit for miles when you're up inside air. While some of the city's skyscrapers are extremely tall to get on top of, you can settle the choppers in most from the game's buildings. Expect to find a few of the game's hidden items stashed away into these forms of difficult-to-reach areas.

Some new person cases have been included in the game as well. Pressing L3 will lock Tommy in a crouched put. That permits people suffer cover behind reasons and looks up the speed accuracy. You can also dive out of step vehicles, which helpful for ditching cars or bikes to the ocean, escaping a shed vehicle, or just ramming empty cars in different vehicles for kicks. Like wrecking a bike, bailing from a car causes some bodily harm. You can and enter certain buildings now. While the interior situations are few in number and mainly extraneous, they stare good and are used to effectively create a city that's more realistic than Grand Theft Auto III's Liberty City. You'll be able to go into your hotel then run right upstairs to help ones bedroom. You can also get into a nightclub, a reel club, the Vice City mall, and a few other buildings. There are load times associated with entering certain buildings, but they're pretty simple.

Many of the game's story missions are more involved than those associated with GTAIII. GTA 3 had many missions where you needed to get great before bring someone somewhere and return to your reward. You can get those types of assignment with Vice City, yet many of the novel game's missions are multiple-part business which include more than now shift by heart A to position B and then to spot A. Some positions are basic extensions, like because possibly having to break a respray look after moving a job. But, other missions are more required also involve the use of more-advanced strategies. For order, one mission requires you to hide a bomb in the mall that takes place swarming with cops. To do so, you'll first have to get a miniature heat chasing after you. You'll then direct the cops into a garage, where you'll ambush them also haul one of their standards so you can pose as a cop, which makes stepping into the heavily guarded mall possible. After you've taken trouble of company at the mall, you'll then should escape and get all the way time for the hideout.

The objective live fortunate designed for the most position. The noticeably longer average mission length is great, even if this could become a supply of unexpected frustration, since failure in a mission means having to replay every piece until you have it right. Moving back to a quest district becomes easier than ever before, even though. In GTAIII, you'd restart in a clinic or watch station and be compelled to bargain a car and hightail it back to a quest area, which could take a Grand Theft Auto Episodes from Liberty City Download while. Wearing Vice City, a cab appears close your respawn stage, with, instead of a tiny price, it will need people back to the last mission briefing question you visited. Unfortunately, since you're generally going to want to pick up some section along with several armor before heading back into most missions, you'll even have to get up to the local Ammu-Nation opening. This would have become fine if you could have treated the cab to handle this phase of the development as well. At any rate, while the game definitely has the portion of difficult missions, the average mission difficulty looks a level or two easier with Vice City than in GTA III, and so you ought to have to repeat too many missions too often. Though, overall, Vice City's amount of sweat is a lot like which with the earlier game, because of increased tenacity on the part of the police of their hard work to help impede you.

Alongside the cash to the missions themselves, the game's mission design is sweet different from that of the earlier GTA match. In prior installments, you were given a pretty clear-cut path to follow--you could have had multiple mission choices at any present period, and you consistently knew just what to do then plus for who. With Vice City, you'll spend the first piece from the game undertaking vision for people, much like in GTA3. But once the city is yours, you'll be working for yourself, going and go on your safety racket into collection and identifying yourself as the town's new boss.

Eventually, you'll even be able to go out with hold various properties, that begins up another missions. For example, when you buy the taxi company, you'll open up a series of taxi-related vision to occur separate through the edge missions to you can handle by entering any taxi. Once you've achieved a property's missions, to property may launch making money for you. This information means that money eventually turns into a nonissue--as it should be for any self-respecting crime lord--since your various properties will also have some cash for you. All you need to do is run around to all advisors with gather from time to time. There are several other properties to purchase, including the film studio, the Malibu Stick, with a car dealership. All the secondary-mission types from Grand Theft Auto 3 have returned, like as vigilante missions, taxi missions, fire truck vision, and ambulance missions. New to Vice City is the ability to do on a special type of scooter and transport pizza. Pizza is given while in motion using the same mechanics you'd normally work for drive-by shootings, only in this case you throw pizza pies on customers.

While the inspection in Vice City is mostly the same as which of Grand Theft Auto 3, the trading of the game's various cars feels really different, because game's frequent driving sequences seem much more exciting and dangerous. Perhaps in part due to the adjustment of point period, a lot of the cars feel a lot looser on the road and manage to find hit in a good bit easier. This presents much on the game the form of car-flipping, explosion-filled quality you'd expect via a great instance in the A-Team. And when you consider the new ability for you--or other in-game characters--to burst out tires, handling becomes an even bigger question. Cars with blown tires are really hard to control, making car chases to very much tougher when you have a flat (or many). And as if cars weren't dangerous enough, a motorcycle with a blown wheel is nearly useless, as it usually spins exposed next puts people over the handlebars whenever you try and attain any significant speed. One of the tougher vision gives people trying to get a cycle with even tires returning to a motorcycle bar while remaining pursued by angry thugs.

Cars split apart in an even more spectacular fashion now around. Along with holding away tires, you can hit up cars with your melee weapons now. Reaching winning and caving in a car's hood with your baseball bat is usually a good way to make the tenants to quit the vehicle in a hurry. You can also run out car windows and even hit the people inside car with your shots. That becomes an enormous difference when it comes to taking away cars, as you can now aim at the rolls to slow down the vehicle down and then take away the drivers with a well-placed rifle shot.

As revealed, the police have become a much more powerful risk than they were in Grand Theft Auto 3, especially since they have the ability to get the wheels about your own getaway car. Attempting to jump in a auto then run off the picture of an crime usually gives the cops enough time to take out among the wheels. In higher levels of response, the police force set up spike strips to take off every the tires. Of course, they'll and set up standard roadblocks also act all of the things the Grand Theft Auto 3 cops did, including ignore most common traffic violations. Though, in Vice City, stirring up a serious ruckus will get both the rob and the FBI in the situation. Helicopters will also chase after you. This time in, SWAT players will in fact rappel out of the helicopters, making them more dangerous. If you can manage to get a good shot with a chopper's cockpit, although, you can rent one overcome with individual strike. On the supreme level of law enforcement answer, the multitude once again rolls tanks on the street, doing your own chance of success slim. All this means that, as in GTAIII, many encounters with the conviction with Vice City can be extremely exciting. Yet, one mark for the police record is the fact that the policemen still do not deal with elevation changes remarkably so. If you come across a square garage then effect the first or back ground, the police officer aren't wise enough to get the system around deal with you. They'll even hold firing in your general direction, even though there are several blocks with ceilings between a person along with the specialists. But you'll encounter such a thing really rarely amidst many, many wonderful and powerful chases and shoot-outs.

While there are a lot other systems in Vice City, the free arsenal gets really changed that significantly overall. The most obvious additions are in the melee weapon department--or, somewhat, the hardware department. You can visit a hardware collection and grab a screwdriver, a strike, a trusty baseball bat, or a machete. You'll and learn other melee weapons in different measurement on the city. Knocking the course, for example, gets it easy to find a golf club. You can also make a chainsaw, which is large with principle, but surprisingly unsatisfying in action. Weapons are destroyed upward in another styles. Your main attack rifle will be a Ruger, but later on you'll manage to obtain the M16. You can have one weapon in each grade, so picking winning an M16 can return the Ruger, getting a golf club can change your baseball bat, and so on. The choice of weapons closely mirrors GTA3's set, only now with more types of pistols, submachine guns, rifles, shotguns, sniper firearms, and confused explosives.

You'll work your way upward from central weapons up to deadlier versions. For example, the Tec-9 is a good submachine gun, but later on you'll be able to obtain a MP5K, that includes a much faster measure of passion. Later still, you'll be able to wield rocket launchers, a flamethrower, an M60 machine gun, or even a Gatling gun. Different weapons have different weights, and your movement rate may suffering from the bat you're holding. Wielding a gun or a submachine gun lets you throw at full speed. Busting away the shotgun or rifle prevents people through sprinting, but you may move normally. Also the deep weapons cause you to land around slowly. The ending system by GTA 3 has been reworked a bit for Vice City, making it easier to target opponents and house the video camera by obtaining too crazy when you're locked on a goal.

Vice City also increases on GTA 3 graphically. The only trouble with the image is the body rate's movement toward bog down after you've grew a mess of law swarming all over you, doing escape to very much harder. But considering that problem is no worse in Vice City than it had been during Grand Theft Auto 3, and that the game looks a good bit better overall than Grand Theft Auto III, it's not really a huge deal. The entire glimpse on the game is quite different from their predecessor overall, but technically, that modern Grand Theft Auto game owns a radically cleaner appearance. The character examples become superior gaze, and the animation--some of it reused from GTA3--looks great. Some of the highlights include jacking a bike in the top, which affects Tommy to complete a wing jump end that beats the condition dust away the bike. Jack a cycle in the wall, with misery give the elbow to the look with the condition.

The draw distance is a lot farther away this time about as well, meaning you can see a greater distance down the road than you can in GTA 3. This is even more apparent when you're flying high preceding the city and can see most the way across to the new part of it. But you'll still see when simply driving in the street, especially when you give up a cause car and watch this cruise off outside with its. Outside which, the playoffs surfaces are lively with bright, properly considering what '80s-era Miami should look like. Nearby shops are mixed with neon that glows nicely at night. You'll also see whole lot of large little touches, such as the flicker of sunshine down the openings of community cars.

GTA 3's sound played a crucial cut with establishing the tone to the overall game. The voice acting used throughout the history segments effectively shared the offense lie, and the air offered the soundtrack to go with the action. Vice City's sound is a dramatic increase on GTAIII's already amazing good. The sport cast is top-notch. The main variance from the words run becomes which, unlike in GTA III, the advanced spirit in Vice City speaks. Tommy Vercetti's expression is given by Ray Liotta (Blow, Muppets By Area), who does an excellent post of produce the character to life. The rest of the voice talent--which includes Gary Busey, Dennis Hopper, David Paymer, Danny Trejo, Luis Guzman, Philip Michael Thomas, and retired adult film actress Jenna Jameson--also does a very good post. The playoffs positive effects are top-notch. Everything from explosions to gunfire just sounds outstanding.

The radio classes with Vice City are extremely well done. The '80s music found on the posts really helps settled on the tone to the entire game. You'll find plenty of

[babystayin-blog]

9. Bedrest routines, then and now

A wise man once said to never start a story about your day by saying you "woke up." "That's how every day has begun since the dawn of man. It's a waste of your time." - Robert California, The Office However, in this case, when talking about creating a bedrest routine, it's relevant. Here's my typical morning routine: Suddenly, I am awake. ;) Climb out of bed. Shower and all that. Put on daytime clothes. Make bed. Crawl on top of made bed, and get horizontal. Put on a little makeup. Have husband bring me breakfast. Proceed with my day. Then, at bedtime, start basically the reverse of this process, to get under the covers. When I was first wrapping my head around having an extended stay in bed, the first thing I did was turn to the Internet for advice. One of the tips I read suggested establishing a routine. I grabbed onto this. I love a routine. After all, I'm a geriatric pregnant woman, set in her ways, looking for the comfort of consistency. A routine was right up my alley. There are generally two types of people in the world: those who enjoy sleeping in on Saturdays and Sundays, and those who do not. I am the latter. So for my routine, I knew it was important to have a routine that separated my sleep hours from my daytime hours, hence certain elements of my morning routine that are more just to keep me from getting depressed and feeling utterly aimless. I make a distinction between sleepwear that I only sleep in, and the loungewear or yoga clothes that are comfortable to be awake in bed in all day, while allowing me to feel somewhat pulled together. During the day, I stay on top of the blankets, not snuggled within them. I'm not truly sick, and I don't want to feel like I am. I'm not IN bed; I'm ON the bed. Another mental trick.

My final mental trick is putting on a little makeup. Because anyone who knows me knows that I'm incredibly vain. JK. On a normal day I wear a pretty subtle amount of makeup, due to my uneven complexion. I've worn makeup every day my entire adult life, and I'm not stopping now. Just some mascara and powder; I'm not doing a full face here. Sometimes a lip color. Again, this just makes me feel like I am having a "day" and I'm presentable for the odd visitor. An original draft of my daytime routine (yes; there were drafts) contained hours to keep for various activities. I soon realized that this was impractical. The focal point of my bedrest is taking care of myself and my baby, and this might include a nap. And, if the lesson here is loosening up control, and being more flexible - then a strict schedule is entirely besides the point! Instead, I have a list of various activities that I can pick up and put down throughout the day, including a to-do list. Many people assume I spend the time between waking and sleeping powering through Netflix. I actually haven't gotten to the point of enjoying being casual and lazy where I can watch an entire day of television. That's never been my style. Others fret about my mental stability and boredom. I've been sent listicles of things to do on bedrest, and suggestions for creating vision boards, Netflix series to binge on (all roads lead back to Netflix, apparently). But I have plenty of ways to stay busy on my own! Passing time on bedrest isn't so bad, guys. Not in this modern internet age. Frankly, anyone who is bored while on bedrest, or spends their entire day watching Netflix - lacks imagination. I have calls to make and online stuff to do, household-running stuff: household finance tuneup; organizing online passwords; random necessary calls regarding our recent move; support calls regarding home renovations, setting in motion Amazon purchases or returns, researching where to buy an extremely long curtain rod for the wall of picture windows in our living room (surprisingly difficult!). Armed with my trusty iPad and inventive horizontal poses so that I can type, I'm quite productive.

There's plenty of time left over for leisure activities. I choose the activities that I often wistfully wish I had more time for: journaling, reading, calling friends & family, knitting. And, yes, some Netflix. TV shows watched: Gilmore Girls, because always (usually while doing other things) Insecure (HBO) - only a few episodes Friends From College (Netflix)- meh Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO) - finally being convinced to watch this stupid show starring the real-life George Costanza. The Handmaid's Tale - having missed the GoT boat, I thought I'd watch this much-hyped series based on the book. It was inventive and compelling but, generally speaking, dystopian storylines aren't my favorite. Books read/reading: The Little Book Of Hygge Hillbilly Elegy Yes Please The Other Typist Parenting Without Borders The Happiest Baby on the Block A First-Rate Madness: Uncovering the Links Between Leadership and Mental Illness Items knit/knitting: Two pairs of baby booties One pair of newborn mittens One newborn hat One pair child-size mittens And, I make time for baby, since making room in my life and head for this baby is the most important work I can do right now. I meditate about baby, read books about baby care & parenting, choose items for the registry, or simply, watch our baby move around inside my belly. Our lives are about to change forever; indeed, they already have in this abrupt, scary way. Nothing will ever be the same again. Bedrest is a blessing: it allows me the time and space to mentally and emotionally prepare for the life change that's around the corner, and the new life we will soon (but not too soon!) welcome. ------- I'm in my last week of full-time bedrest, and will continue with modified bedrest that includes a return to my desk job for the remainder of my pregnancy (hopefully, three months). I wrote the beginning of this blog in the cheery, game-face-on first half of my time on bedrest. Things got a little darker since. I've had some rougher days. I've since had that full-day marathon of Netflix, and not felt great about it. As the weather got cooler, my routine relaxed - I was more inclined to snuggle up with our cat and sleep in than I was to jump out of bed to shower and put on makeup... only to climb in bed again. This of course only served to make my day more aimless and made me cranky. I felt unproductive. I'm doing this for the Baby, yes; but as uneventful days turned to uneventful weeks it got harder to keep my eye on the prize. Bedrest just felt like a frustrating experience more than a noble cause. I'm jealous of other people's normal pregnancies. I have a Facebook acquaintance who is as far along as I am. She posts fun pics of herself and her husband at weddings, at the Farmers' Market, on a plane for a work trip. In Yes Please, comedian Amy Poehler describes her first pregnancy. She worked at SNL through to the moment she went in labor: crazy hours, bringing down the house with a high-energy rap performed live during Weekend Update. Jealous! I want to bounce around rapping at the bottom of my ninth month! I wish I could say that I just wore a smile and had all this grace throughout my pregnancy. But that's just not me. I have done my fair share of whining and complaining. People are quick to point out that bedrest will all be worth it once the baby gets here, and I know that's true. But I have more than one dimension, and I can know that what I'm doing is infinitely worthwhile - and also be annoyed, frustrated, jealous and bored, too. My emotions are valid. It's not fair that I should be stuck in bed while others have healthy, normal, uneventful pregnancies. But, to use a most useless phrase, it is what it is. In other, more meaningful words, thy will be done. I am still learning the lesson of letting go, of just being.

[lokilickedme]

Master Fic List - Updated

*UPDATED AS OF 12/7/2017*

Na Binne an Leann chapters 13-15 added Jack Montague chapter 52 added Aingeal àrd chapters 1-5 added (NEW)

If you want to be added to my tag list please let me know.

***Entire fic catalog with summaries, links, update dates, and associated warnings under the cut***

(65 fics total)

Chemical

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3970054 - 58 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/27

Tom & Anja have known each other for years, existing in the same group of friends but never being able to get near each other without insults flying.  He’s a bartender with a mysterious, dark past and she’s an executive assistant with a bright future.  When an incident outside the pub shoves them solidly into each other’s lives, a night of kinky unbridled sex and animalistic behavior bonds them for life as he teaches her just how close to feral creatures we really are.  A dark romance with Dom/sub undertones, very adult themes, and tons of smut including rampant sex of pretty much every variation you can think of.  Male character is a Loki/Tom hybrid, not based on any existing TH characters.

Penumbraluna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6065182  - 10 chapters, COMPLETE

Before Tom bought the pub and met Anja, he was a skinny, determined 15-year old kid who had to make it to San Diego on his own to find his sister.  The pre-history to CHEMICAL, detailing how his teenage relationship with his buddy Chris shaped his future as an adult.  Dark, sometimes disturbing, with numerous references to underage prostitution, male/male sex of various types (both consensual and non), implied/inferred rape, abuse, adult situations involving minors, illegal activity, romance, unprotected sex between males and males/females, and lots of angst/tragedy/heartbreak.  Not for the weak of heart or persons prone to squick.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

The Individual Chemical Prehistories:

Girly

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6135197 - one chapter, complete

A short prequel to Chemical, told from Chem!Tom’s point of view and detailing the eight years that he waited patiently for Anja to notice him.  Takes place after Penumbraluna ends and beforeChemicalbegins.  A little bit of angst, a lot of romance.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

Taos

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6153451 - one chapter, complete

One short night in New Mexico, told by Alicia.  A brief account of how Tom met the mother of his oldest child and the impact they made on each other’s lives in just a few sweet hours.  Very mild references to underage/adult sex and underage prostitution, with some melancholy angst.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Scottish Barman

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6151607 - one chapter, complete

Everyone’s favorite pothead bartender gives us his impression of growing up under the wings and very tall shadows of Tom and Chris.  Rough language, references to illegal activity and minor illicit drug use.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Ewan.

Eidolon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6300241 - one chapter, complete

The many lives and deaths of Tom Heyworth, related by his sister.  Portrayal of dissociative mental illness, disturbing imaginary imagery and delusional psychosis.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Mechanic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6340117 - one chapter, complete

Chem!Tom’s early days in San Diego through current day, told through his best friend Chris’s eyes.  Rough language, mentions of abuse and underage prostitution, male/male sex, references to illegal activity, minor character death, general angst and lots and lots of unconditional love.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Two Princes

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6370480 - one chapter, complete

The road to true love isn’t always paved with longing glances and stolen kisses. Sometimes it’s more inappropriate insults and antagonistic smirks - but the end destination is the same, if it’s meant to be.  Anja’s retelling of the early stages of her relationship with Tom, told mostly through the events of one night at the pub. Strong language, sexual references, character death.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Sam.

Medialuna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6779617 - one chapter, complete

The original ending to Chemical, written a year ago when the story first began and updated for release to commemorate the one-year anniversary this month. What would have happened if Tom and Anja’s story had taken an entirely different, decidedly less human direction?  Supernatural elements, strong language.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, Ewan, and brief mentions of Eric and Laing.

Quiet Gods

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7252036 - one chapter, complete

Eva and Chris met when they were teenagers, fell in love, lost their virginity to each other, and then were separated when her family moved away.  When she comes back to town a decade later, the handsome boy she remembers as her first love is still there - but a lot has happened in the years they were apart. Most notably, a boy named Tommy.  Can true love be shared?  Explicit sex, some language, slash, het, and a threesome.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Sir

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7365319 - one chapter, complete

Love can be a twisted and demanding thing, but in the end it’s still love…and our deepest desires live on in those who come after we’ve gone.  Explicit sex, heavy Dom/sub, mention of character death.  Provides a lot of missing background information for a major Chemical character.  Male character is Sir (can’t spoil the mystery of who he is before you read it)

Das Vorspiel

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8393785 - one chapter, complete

Sometimes you just need a stranger to tell you it’s okay. Traveling abroad for business, a woman with emotional baggage to unpack finally finds a face just familiar enough to convince herself - for a few short hours - that the love she walked away from can finally forgive her. But can she forgive herself? And more importantly…SHOULD she?

Inspired by the October 2016 Interview Magazine photoshoot of Tom Hiddleston (you know the one)

This story links into the Chemical universe and is technically one of the prehistories - set between the events of TAOS and GIRLY, after PENUMBRALUNA and before the beginning chapter of CHEMICAL.  Explicit sex, Dom/sub implied.  Male character is an OC variation of TH.

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Body Double

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935923 - 40 chapters, complete

UPDATED AND COMPLETED 8/25/2016

Anna’s working as a body double on the Crimson Peak movie set, standing in for an actress with a no-nudity clause in her contract.  Tom is the handsome star of the film with no qualms about doing his own dirty work.  Can an on-set fling survive the real world outside the dark fairytale of the script?  Just how real can love be with a man who shifts from one character to another so easily? Romance, mild Dom/sub undertones, lots and lots of smut, very VERY heavy on the sex, quite a bit of fluff. Male character is TH.

The King’s Heart

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5017990 - 20 chapters, complete

A grieving, emotionally unhinged Loki is handed the throne of Asgard and ordered by royal decree to take a wife.  Unwilling to be bothered with romance or courtship, Loki withdraws into a bitter shell and it falls to his brother Thor to appoint a bride for the king.  Lyra is chosen by default - she has royal blood, she’s unmarried, of childbearing age, and already belongs to Asgard as a spoil of war.  Can she help the king regrow his cold, dead heart?  Very adult themes, heavy on the smut and sex, Dom/sub, romance.  Male character is Loki.

The Wolf King

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5462807 - 17 chapters, complete

Sequel to The King’s Heart.  Loki and Lyra’s son is now King of Asgard and once again royal decree has initiated the search for a worthy queen.  But the young king has other things on his mind, including mastering his own special brand of magic and fulfilling a centuries-old prophecy.  Adventure, fluff, frequent appearances by Loki & Lyra, heavy smut in future chapters.  Male character is Loki’s identical son, who shares all his father’s quirks and abilities - minus the bad attitude.

Weekly Meetings of the Most Useless Muses in the History of FanFiction

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5685502 - 22 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/3

This is what happens when you try to get your inspiration to cooperate.  Weekly one-shots (usually uploaded every Sunday) featuring the muses from my current fics arguing, beating each other up, calling each other names, and generally just not doing their jobs.  Lots of Chem!Tom/Loki fights and over the top animosity. Currently attending muses are Loki and Lyra from The King’s Heart, Tom and Anja from Chemical, Tom and Anna from Body Double, and Adam and Selina from Sanguine, with occasional appearances from Aleks of The Wolf King and Cara from Chemical.  Other random minor characters drop by from time to time. *New participants are Jack and Loki from Jack Montague, Eve from Sanguine, Tom and Chris from Penumbraluna, Thor from King’s Heart/Wolf King/Jack Montague.

Sunflower

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413650 - 10 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 11/20

Tommy didn’t know that parking in a handicapped zone at 3 a.m. would get him on the shitlist of a cute disabled girl’s social justice warrior sister. Will it end up being the best thing that ever happened to him, or will his interest in baby sis end up with him in jail?  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, and SJW’ism taken too far.  Male characters are Tommy Stark (a young black-haired TH variant) and Martin Twain (based on Idris Elba).

The McClary Chronicles

A new series currently consisting of Sgàile Leannan, Sàmhach Mhiannan, and Na Binne an Leann.

Sgàile Leannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8174816 - 20 chapters, complete

Stuck in Scotland doing soil-testing research, Molly finds herself completely out of her element and in the crosshairs of a rough local who doesn’t turn a welcoming eye to strangers. Caught in a dangerous storm in an unfamiliar place, her only option beside freezing to death or getting lost on the mountain is to follow him home…   Explicit sex, language, adult themes, dubious consent, unprotected sex, starcrossed lovers, and antagonistic mountain men.  Male character is King McClary, a Loki-in-a-kilt hybrid original character.

Sàmhach Mhiannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9221345 - 25 chapters, complete

The sequel to Sgaile Leannan - Molly has returned home from Scotland, leaving King McClary behind in his own life while moving on with hers. But separating herself permanently from the surly Scotsman is proving more difficult than she expected when he suddenly shows up in Philadelphia. Are their stars really too crossed to ever hope they could be together?  This story picks up immediately where Sgaile Leannan left off, with Molly and King reunited in the city.  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, starcrossed lovers, angst, and lots of omg-are-they-ever-going-to-get-their-shit-together??

Na Binne an Leann

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11498058 - 15 chapters, ongoing

*updated 12/3

Part 3 of The McClary Chronicles - picks up three months after the end of Samhach Mhiannan, with Molly making a life changing decision for herself and newborn Pod…and by extension, King McClary, the cranky Scotsman who has returned to his home in the Highlands without her. Nobody ever said true love was an easy path to walk, but Molly’s got a good sturdy pair of hiking boots this time around. Which one will beg for mercy first: the determined mother of the next King of Claighe, or the current king himself?

The McClary Chronicles Prehistories and Side Stories

A Meeting With The King - oneshot, complete

A McClary Chronicles side story, told from King’s point of view. What happened the day the CEO of Monarch Industries got into a kerfuffle with his opposite number in the men’s room at Clendon Williams? A retelling of the events leading up to chapter 9 of Samhach Mhiannan, as seen through King’s eyes.

Aingeal àrd - ongoing, 20 chapters projected, 5 currently (updated 12/7)

Sgaile Leannan from the other side of the storm - a retelling of Molly and King's love story from King's POV.

See You After The Apocalypse

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6567085 - 1 chapter, complete

A Chemical AU in which Chris gets Anja and the girls out of San Diego during a zombie apocalypse, leaving Tom and Cara behind to cover their escape.  Not knowing if Tom is still alive or if he’ll be able to locate her after the disaster is over, Anja waits for her mate to find his way back to her. True love, angst, adversity vs. fate, and all kinds of feels.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Pop Heyworth.

Meet Me In Phoenix

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7635625 - 5 chapters (10 projected), ongoing

(Updated 8/23/2016)

The sequel to See You After The Apocalypse, told from Tom’s POV.

Wolfsbane

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7446793 - 1 chapter, complete

Inspired by a “wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…” post on tumblr.

Wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…murdered each other?

A twisted little Chemical AU in which Chem!Tom and Anja never met - until just now, staring down the barrels of each other’s guns.  Plot twists, mention of rough sex, lots of Mr and Mrs Smith’ing.  Male character is an AU Chem!Tom.

Mine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5989584 - one-shot, single chapter, complete

The woman Loki has chosen for his bride has been given, instead, to his brother. Driven nearly mad with heartbreak and jealousy, he hides himself under a charm of invisibility and attends the wedding night - without an invitation.  Sex, smut, angst, language, voyeurism, and general Loki whump.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Sanguine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4739396 - 15 chapters, complete

Adam is an 800-year old vampire living a hermit’s life, until he takes a young mortal as a blood donor in a business agreement that turns eventually into a sexual relationship.  In an accidental bloodlust frenzy, Adam goes against her wishes and turns her, ending their relationship and driving her out of his life. Now, years later, he’s having visions of her that seem so real they’re driving him insane.  Is she real or is he imagining her?  Dark romance, very adult themes, a lot of smut and heavy vampire sex.  Male character is Adam of Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Joker and The Thief Series

A new series currently consisting of Jack Montague and two Loki/Jack oneshots

Jack Montague (an Epilogue to Sanguine)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6319945 - 52 chapters, ongoing

(UPDATED 11/26)

Adam and Selina’s baby girl is all grown up and finding her own way through a world she doesn’t quite fit into - but that won’t stop her from claiming it as her own.  A crossing of paths with another otherworldly being - a castaway god in search of a partner in crime for dubious activities - opens up a whole new realm of possibilities for the bohemian vampire.  Dark romance, heavy smut, lots of kink, deviant behavior, and bloody squick.  Male character is an AU Loki.

Sugar Skull - added 4/18 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Gucci Incident - added 4/11 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Dragon Queen

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3597330 - 28 chapters, complete

After his capture and return to Asgard, Loki is sentenced to life in prison.  After a year of incarceration his personality, mental health, and disposition begin to decline, prompting Frigga to convince Odin to allow him some female company. Odin is reticent to fulfill this request until he figures out a way to punish both Loki and another prisoner who is languishing in his prison - but who is getting the worse end of the bargain, Loki or his new part-time cellmate?  VERY adult themes, violent sex, dark romance.  Not for the faint of heart.  Male character is Loki.

The Trickster’s Wife

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651918 - 31 chapters, complete

(COMPLETED 6/8/2017)

Asgard - and specifically, Odin - needs Loki’s help.  But his assistance comes at a steep price: one eight-year old child, Odin’s favorite pet, to be raised by Loki to be his wife when she’s of age.  Can the Prince of Mischief handle bringing up a little girl on his own?  Romance, fluff, and intense sexual themes in later chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Lost Creatures

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054515 - 1 chapter, complete (NEW)

How desperate Thor must be, to call on Loki for help…with this problem, in particular. But Loki has no desire to be of assistance…yet.  Male/male sex, smut, nasty talk, angst, longing, and general Loki attitude issues.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

The Tempest Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247606 - 11 segments, complete

Eleven short stories revolving around Loki’s siege of New York, beginning on the night before the attack and ending a year later.  An unbelievable amount of smut, very adult themes, Dom/sub undertones, violent sex, pretty much Loki being Loki.  Oh and romance, believe it or not.  Male character is Loki.

Smooth Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3596505 - 1 chapter, complete

The day before his capture, in Stuttgart, in which Loki acquires his famous suit. When the God of Chaos strolls into a shop in search of the perfect outfit for a night of mayhem, an accommodating shop girl suits him up in style.  Dom/sub sex, bondage, oral, heavy smut.  Male character is Loki.

Blue Collar Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605628 - 1 chapter, incomplete

Sequel to Smooth Criminal. Loki is king of Asgard now, but boredom sends him back to Midgard in search of the shop girl that gave him the excellent blowjob. Fluff, dark romance, heavy on the sex in upcoming chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Beautiful Disaster

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651276 - 1 chapter, complete

During a night off from filming in an unfamiliar town, Tom steps into a laundromat to get warm and ends up stealing a girl’s underwear.  The pilfered panties spark an obsession that lasts almost a year, with unexpected results. Fluff, panty kink, masturbation, romance, obsessive longing, basically just a sweet little Tom tale told from his POV.  Male character is TH.

The Good Stuff

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3674250 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki knows where Frigga keeps her booze.  He and Thor raid her stash and a long day of debauched drunken dares gets slightly out of hand.  Fluff, sexual assault, voyeurism, and all manner of perversion ensue.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Whisper

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605040 - 6 chapters, complete

Trapped as the only survivor in post-war Asgard, Loki devises a means of escape with just one drawback - it requires a willing human mind to accept him. Very dark adult themes, talk of violent nonconsensual sex, eventual consensual sex.  Male character is Loki.

No Regrets

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3756517 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki takes the throne of Asgard - but it’s only for an afternoon, and he’s not sitting on it alone.  Plotless smut with graphic sex and lewdness.  Male character is Loki.

Would You Like To Play A Game? Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/249025 - 4 stories, all complete

Four short stories following a Dom/sub theme:

Would You Like To Play A Game? -

An executive assistant is called upon to work overtime with her darkly sensual boss and ends up playing bondage games in the conference room.  Male character is a TH variant.

Burn -

Dom/sub play with a hot pepper.  Don’t try this at home.  Male character is a TH variant.

The Way of The Cat -

Being a crime boss’s moll can be a dangerous job, especially when his other love is a big black cat.  Male character is Jaguar!Tom from the It’s Good To Be Bad commercial series.

Sleep -

College somnambulance studies require subjects that are willing to be studied while they snooze.  Extra credit if the subject can’t sleep without masturbating first.  Male character is Oakley.

Civil Disobedience

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3847939 - 1 chapter, complete

What happens when you disobey the God of Asswhuppings?  Dom/sub, nonconsensual spanking, adult themes.  Male character is Loki.

Dandelion Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247612 - 6 segments, scattered

Six single-chapter segments in no particular chronological order, outlining a long-term loving relationship between friends who become lovers and finally marriage partners.  Heavy sex of all kinds, lots of smut, romance, Dom/sub undertones, spanking, adult themes, fluff.  Male character is a TH variant.

Yes Please, Magnus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605409 - 1 chapter, complete

Before joining the police force, a very young Magnus Martinsson worked an apprenticeship at a remote forensics facility to gain experience.  The only other resident at the compound is his slightly older boss - and weeks alone together have started to have an effect on both of them.  Sex, smut, shy romance.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson from Wallander.

Golden Boy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3763015 - 5 chapters, incomplete

Even the most handsome, charming, charismatic matinee idols were once awkward teenagers in high school.  What if you were the reason that gawky boy turned into a sex god?  Sweet smut, lots of fluff, teen angst, first times.  Male character is an AU TH.

Awakening

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3685368 - 1 chapter, complete

Abusive love can destroy a spirit, but loving care can rebuild a soul.  Heavy sex, smut, Dom/sub undertones, spanking.  Male character is TH.

Broken Petals

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3608574 - 2 chapters, incomplete

When a female co-worker is brutally assaulted on the job, Magnus takes her into his care and starts to imagine a relationship with her.  Smut, fantasizing, masturbation, and eventual sex.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson.

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Master Fic List, UPDATED

*UPDATED AS OF 11/7/2017*

Na Binne an Leann chapters 8-12 added Jack Montague chapters 47-51 added

 ***Entire fic catalog with summaries, links, update dates, and associated warnings under the cut***

(64 fics total)

Chemical

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3970054 - 58 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/27

Tom & Anja have known each other for years, existing in the same group of friends but never being able to get near each other without insults flying.  He’s a bartender with a mysterious, dark past and she’s an executive assistant with a bright future.  When an incident outside the pub shoves them solidly into each other’s lives, a night of kinky unbridled sex and animalistic behavior bonds them for life as he teaches her just how close to feral creatures we really are.  A dark romance with Dom/sub undertones, very adult themes, and tons of smut including rampant sex of pretty much every variation you can think of.  Male character is a Loki/Tom hybrid, not based on any existing TH characters.

Penumbraluna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6065182  - 10 chapters, COMPLETE

Before Tom bought the pub and met Anja, he was a skinny, determined 15-year old kid who had to make it to San Diego on his own to find his sister.  The pre-history to CHEMICAL, detailing how his teenage relationship with his buddy Chris shaped his future as an adult.  Dark, sometimes disturbing, with numerous references to underage prostitution, male/male sex of various types (both consensual and non), implied/inferred rape, abuse, adult situations involving minors, illegal activity, romance, unprotected sex between males and males/females, and lots of angst/tragedy/heartbreak.  Not for the weak of heart or persons prone to squick.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

The Individual Chemical Prehistories:

Girly

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6135197 - one chapter, complete

A short prequel to Chemical, told from Chem!Tom’s point of view and detailing the eight years that he waited patiently for Anja to notice him.  Takes place after Penumbraluna ends and beforeChemicalbegins.  A little bit of angst, a lot of romance.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

Taos

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6153451 - one chapter, complete

One short night in New Mexico, told by Alicia.  A brief account of how Tom met the mother of his oldest child and the impact they made on each other’s lives in just a few sweet hours.  Very mild references to underage/adult sex and underage prostitution, with some melancholy angst.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Scottish Barman

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6151607 - one chapter, complete

Everyone’s favorite pothead bartender gives us his impression of growing up under the wings and very tall shadows of Tom and Chris.  Rough language, references to illegal activity and minor illicit drug use.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Ewan.

Eidolon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6300241 - one chapter, complete

The many lives and deaths of Tom Heyworth, related by his sister.  Portrayal of dissociative mental illness, disturbing imaginary imagery and delusional psychosis.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Mechanic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6340117 - one chapter, complete

Chem!Tom’s early days in San Diego through current day, told through his best friend Chris’s eyes.  Rough language, mentions of abuse and underage prostitution, male/male sex, references to illegal activity, minor character death, general angst and lots and lots of unconditional love.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Two Princes

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6370480 - one chapter, complete

The road to true love isn’t always paved with longing glances and stolen kisses. Sometimes it’s more inappropriate insults and antagonistic smirks - but the end destination is the same, if it’s meant to be.  Anja’s retelling of the early stages of her relationship with Tom, told mostly through the events of one night at the pub. Strong language, sexual references, character death.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Sam.

Medialuna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6779617 - one chapter, complete

The original ending to Chemical, written a year ago when the story first began and updated for release to commemorate the one-year anniversary this month. What would have happened if Tom and Anja’s story had taken an entirely different, decidedly less human direction?  Supernatural elements, strong language.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, Ewan, and brief mentions of Eric and Laing.

Quiet Gods

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7252036 - one chapter, complete

Eva and Chris met when they were teenagers, fell in love, lost their virginity to each other, and then were separated when her family moved away.  When she comes back to town a decade later, the handsome boy she remembers as her first love is still there - but a lot has happened in the years they were apart. Most notably, a boy named Tommy.  Can true love be shared?  Explicit sex, some language, slash, het, and a threesome.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Sir

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7365319 - one chapter, complete

Love can be a twisted and demanding thing, but in the end it’s still love…and our deepest desires live on in those who come after we’ve gone.  Explicit sex, heavy Dom/sub, mention of character death.  Provides a lot of missing background information for a major Chemical character.  Male character is Sir (can’t spoil the mystery of who he is before you read it)

Das Vorspiel

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8393785 - one chapter, complete

Sometimes you just need a stranger to tell you it’s okay. Traveling abroad for business, a woman with emotional baggage to unpack finally finds a face just familiar enough to convince herself - for a few short hours - that the love she walked away from can finally forgive her. But can she forgive herself? And more importantly…SHOULD she?

Inspired by the October 2016 Interview Magazine photoshoot of Tom Hiddleston (you know the one)

This story links into the Chemical universe and is technically one of the prehistories - set between the events of TAOS and GIRLY, after PENUMBRALUNA and before the beginning chapter of CHEMICAL.  Explicit sex, Dom/sub implied.  Male character is an OC variation of TH.

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Body Double

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935923 - 40 chapters, complete

UPDATED AND COMPLETED 8/25/2016

Anna’s working as a body double on the Crimson Peak movie set, standing in for an actress with a no-nudity clause in her contract.  Tom is the handsome star of the film with no qualms about doing his own dirty work.  Can an on-set fling survive the real world outside the dark fairytale of the script?  Just how real can love be with a man who shifts from one character to another so easily? Romance, mild Dom/sub undertones, lots and lots of smut, very VERY heavy on the sex, quite a bit of fluff. Male character is TH.

The King’s Heart

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5017990 - 20 chapters, complete

A grieving, emotionally unhinged Loki is handed the throne of Asgard and ordered by royal decree to take a wife.  Unwilling to be bothered with romance or courtship, Loki withdraws into a bitter shell and it falls to his brother Thor to appoint a bride for the king.  Lyra is chosen by default - she has royal blood, she’s unmarried, of childbearing age, and already belongs to Asgard as a spoil of war.  Can she help the king regrow his cold, dead heart?  Very adult themes, heavy on the smut and sex, Dom/sub, romance.  Male character is Loki.

The Wolf King

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5462807 - 17 chapters, complete

Sequel to The King’s Heart.  Loki and Lyra’s son is now King of Asgard and once again royal decree has initiated the search for a worthy queen.  But the young king has other things on his mind, including mastering his own special brand of magic and fulfilling a centuries-old prophecy.  Adventure, fluff, frequent appearances by Loki & Lyra, heavy smut in future chapters.  Male character is Loki’s identical son, who shares all his father’s quirks and abilities - minus the bad attitude.

Weekly Meetings of the Most Useless Muses in the History of FanFiction

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5685502 - 22 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/3

This is what happens when you try to get your inspiration to cooperate.  Weekly one-shots (usually uploaded every Sunday) featuring the muses from my current fics arguing, beating each other up, calling each other names, and generally just not doing their jobs.  Lots of Chem!Tom/Loki fights and over the top animosity. Currently attending muses are Loki and Lyra from The King’s Heart, Tom and Anja from Chemical, Tom and Anna from Body Double, and Adam and Selina from Sanguine, with occasional appearances from Aleks of The Wolf King and Cara from Chemical.  Other random minor characters drop by from time to time. *New participants are Jack and Loki from Jack Montague, Eve from Sanguine, Tom and Chris from Penumbraluna, Thor from King’s Heart/Wolf King/Jack Montague.

Sunflower

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413650 - 10 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 11/20

Tommy didn’t know that parking in a handicapped zone at 3 a.m. would get him on the shitlist of a cute disabled girl’s social justice warrior sister. Will it end up being the best thing that ever happened to him, or will his interest in baby sis end up with him in jail?  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, and SJW’ism taken too far.  Male characters are Tommy Stark (a young black-haired TH variant) and Martin Twain (based on Idris Elba).

The McClary Chronicles

A new series currently consisting of Sgàile Leannan, Sàmhach Mhiannan, and Na Binne an Leann.

Sgàile Leannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8174816 - 20 chapters, complete

Stuck in Scotland doing soil-testing research, Molly finds herself completely out of her element and in the crosshairs of a rough local who doesn’t turn a welcoming eye to strangers. Caught in a dangerous storm in an unfamiliar place, her only option beside freezing to death or getting lost on the mountain is to follow him home…   Explicit sex, language, adult themes, dubious consent, unprotected sex, starcrossed lovers, and antagonistic mountain men.  Male character is King McClary, a Loki-in-a-kilt hybrid original character.

Sàmhach Mhiannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9221345 - 25 chapters, complete

The sequel to Sgaile Leannan - Molly has returned home from Scotland, leaving King McClary behind in his own life while moving on with hers. But separating herself permanently from the surly Scotsman is proving more difficult than she expected when he suddenly shows up in Philadelphia. Are their stars really too crossed to ever hope they could be together?  This story picks up immediately where Sgaile Leannan left off, with Molly and King reunited in the city.  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, starcrossed lovers, angst, and lots of omg-are-they-ever-going-to-get-their-shit-together??

Na Binne an Leann

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11498058 - 12 chapters, ongoing

*updated 11/5

Part 3 of The McClary Chronicles - picks up three months after the end of Samhach Mhiannan, with Molly making a life changing decision for herself and newborn Pod…and by extension, King McClary, the cranky Scotsman who has returned to his home in the Highlands without her. Nobody ever said true love was an easy path to walk, but Molly’s got a good sturdy pair of hiking boots this time around. Which one will beg for mercy first: the determined mother of the next King of Claighe, or the current king himself?

The McClary Chronicles Prehistories and Side Stories

A Meeting With The King - oneshot, complete

A McClary Chronicles side story, told from King’s point of view. What happened the day the CEO of Monarch Industries got into a kerfuffle with his opposite number in the men’s room at Clendon Williams? A retelling of the events leading up to chapter 9 of Samhach Mhiannan, as seen through King’s eyes.

See You After The Apocalypse

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6567085 - 1 chapter, complete

A Chemical AU in which Chris gets Anja and the girls out of San Diego during a zombie apocalypse, leaving Tom and Cara behind to cover their escape.  Not knowing if Tom is still alive or if he’ll be able to locate her after the disaster is over, Anja waits for her mate to find his way back to her. True love, angst, adversity vs. fate, and all kinds of feels.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Pop Heyworth.

Meet Me In Phoenix

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7635625 - 5 chapters (10 projected), ongoing

(Updated 8/23/2016)

The sequel to See You After The Apocalypse, told from Tom’s POV.

Wolfsbane

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7446793 - 1 chapter, complete

Inspired by a “wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…” post on tumblr.

Wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…murdered each other?

A twisted little Chemical AU in which Chem!Tom and Anja never met - until just now, staring down the barrels of each other’s guns.  Plot twists, mention of rough sex, lots of Mr and Mrs Smith’ing.  Male character is an AU Chem!Tom.

Mine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5989584 - one-shot, single chapter, complete

The woman Loki has chosen for his bride has been given, instead, to his brother. Driven nearly mad with heartbreak and jealousy, he hides himself under a charm of invisibility and attends the wedding night - without an invitation.  Sex, smut, angst, language, voyeurism, and general Loki whump.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Sanguine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4739396 - 15 chapters, complete

Adam is an 800-year old vampire living a hermit’s life, until he takes a young mortal as a blood donor in a business agreement that turns eventually into a sexual relationship.  In an accidental bloodlust frenzy, Adam goes against her wishes and turns her, ending their relationship and driving her out of his life. Now, years later, he’s having visions of her that seem so real they’re driving him insane.  Is she real or is he imagining her?  Dark romance, very adult themes, a lot of smut and heavy vampire sex.  Male character is Adam of Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Joker and The Thief Series

A new series currently consisting of Jack Montague and two Loki/Jack oneshots

Jack Montague (an Epilogue to Sanguine)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6319945 - 51 chapters, ongoing

(UPDATED 11/6)

Adam and Selina’s baby girl is all grown up and finding her own way through a world she doesn’t quite fit into - but that won’t stop her from claiming it as her own.  A crossing of paths with another otherworldly being - a castaway god in search of a partner in crime for dubious activities - opens up a whole new realm of possibilities for the bohemian vampire.  Dark romance, heavy smut, lots of kink, deviant behavior, and bloody squick.  Male character is an AU Loki.

Sugar Skull - added 4/18 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Gucci Incident - added 4/11 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Dragon Queen

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3597330 - 28 chapters, complete

After his capture and return to Asgard, Loki is sentenced to life in prison.  After a year of incarceration his personality, mental health, and disposition begin to decline, prompting Frigga to convince Odin to allow him some female company. Odin is reticent to fulfill this request until he figures out a way to punish both Loki and another prisoner who is languishing in his prison - but who is getting the worse end of the bargain, Loki or his new part-time cellmate?  VERY adult themes, violent sex, dark romance.  Not for the faint of heart.  Male character is Loki.

The Trickster’s Wife

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651918 - 31 chapters, complete

(COMPLETED 6/8/2017)

Asgard - and specifically, Odin - needs Loki’s help.  But his assistance comes at a steep price: one eight-year old child, Odin’s favorite pet, to be raised by Loki to be his wife when she’s of age.  Can the Prince of Mischief handle bringing up a little girl on his own?  Romance, fluff, and intense sexual themes in later chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Lost Creatures

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054515 - 1 chapter, complete (NEW)

How desperate Thor must be, to call on Loki for help…with this problem, in particular. But Loki has no desire to be of assistance…yet.  Male/male sex, smut, nasty talk, angst, longing, and general Loki attitude issues.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

The Tempest Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247606 - 11 segments, complete

Eleven short stories revolving around Loki’s siege of New York, beginning on the night before the attack and ending a year later.  An unbelievable amount of smut, very adult themes, Dom/sub undertones, violent sex, pretty much Loki being Loki.  Oh and romance, believe it or not.  Male character is Loki.

Smooth Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3596505 - 1 chapter, complete

The day before his capture, in Stuttgart, in which Loki acquires his famous suit. When the God of Chaos strolls into a shop in search of the perfect outfit for a night of mayhem, an accommodating shop girl suits him up in style.  Dom/sub sex, bondage, oral, heavy smut.  Male character is Loki.

Blue Collar Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605628 - 1 chapter, incomplete

Sequel to Smooth Criminal. Loki is king of Asgard now, but boredom sends him back to Midgard in search of the shop girl that gave him the excellent blowjob. Fluff, dark romance, heavy on the sex in upcoming chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Beautiful Disaster

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651276 - 1 chapter, complete

During a night off from filming in an unfamiliar town, Tom steps into a laundromat to get warm and ends up stealing a girl’s underwear.  The pilfered panties spark an obsession that lasts almost a year, with unexpected results. Fluff, panty kink, masturbation, romance, obsessive longing, basically just a sweet little Tom tale told from his POV.  Male character is TH.

The Good Stuff

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3674250 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki knows where Frigga keeps her booze.  He and Thor raid her stash and a long day of debauched drunken dares gets slightly out of hand.  Fluff, sexual assault, voyeurism, and all manner of perversion ensue.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Whisper

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605040 - 6 chapters, complete

Trapped as the only survivor in post-war Asgard, Loki devises a means of escape with just one drawback - it requires a willing human mind to accept him. Very dark adult themes, talk of violent nonconsensual sex, eventual consensual sex.  Male character is Loki.

No Regrets

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3756517 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki takes the throne of Asgard - but it’s only for an afternoon, and he’s not sitting on it alone.  Plotless smut with graphic sex and lewdness.  Male character is Loki.

Would You Like To Play A Game? Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/249025 - 4 stories, all complete

Four short stories following a Dom/sub theme:

Would You Like To Play A Game? -

An executive assistant is called upon to work overtime with her darkly sensual boss and ends up playing bondage games in the conference room.  Male character is a TH variant.

Burn -

Dom/sub play with a hot pepper.  Don’t try this at home.  Male character is a TH variant.

The Way of The Cat -

Being a crime boss’s moll can be a dangerous job, especially when his other love is a big black cat.  Male character is Jaguar!Tom from the It’s Good To Be Bad commercial series.

Sleep -

College somnambulance studies require subjects that are willing to be studied while they snooze.  Extra credit if the subject can’t sleep without masturbating first.  Male character is Oakley.

Civil Disobedience

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3847939 - 1 chapter, complete

What happens when you disobey the God of Asswhuppings?  Dom/sub, nonconsensual spanking, adult themes.  Male character is Loki.

Dandelion Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247612 - 6 segments, scattered

Six single-chapter segments in no particular chronological order, outlining a long-term loving relationship between friends who become lovers and finally marriage partners.  Heavy sex of all kinds, lots of smut, romance, Dom/sub undertones, spanking, adult themes, fluff.  Male character is a TH variant.

Yes Please, Magnus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605409 - 1 chapter, complete

Before joining the police force, a very young Magnus Martinsson worked an apprenticeship at a remote forensics facility to gain experience.  The only other resident at the compound is his slightly older boss - and weeks alone together have started to have an effect on both of them.  Sex, smut, shy romance.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson from Wallander.

Golden Boy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3763015 - 5 chapters, incomplete

Even the most handsome, charming, charismatic matinee idols were once awkward teenagers in high school.  What if you were the reason that gawky boy turned into a sex god?  Sweet smut, lots of fluff, teen angst, first times.  Male character is an AU TH.

Awakening

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3685368 - 1 chapter, complete

Abusive love can destroy a spirit, but loving care can rebuild a soul.  Heavy sex, smut, Dom/sub undertones, spanking.  Male character is TH.

Broken Petals

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3608574 - 2 chapters, incomplete

When a female co-worker is brutally assaulted on the job, Magnus takes her into his care and starts to imagine a relationship with her.  Smut, fantasizing, masturbation, and eventual sex.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson.

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Master Fic List

*UPDATED AS OF 10/4/2017*

Na Binne an Leann chapters 5-7 added Jack Montague chapter 46 added A Meeting With The King added (oneshot) Chemical chapter 58 added

  ***Entire fic catalog with summaries, links, update dates, and associated warnings under the cut***

(64 fics total)

Chemical

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3970054 - 57 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/27

Tom & Anja have known each other for years, existing in the same group of friends but never being able to get near each other without insults flying.  He’s a bartender with a mysterious, dark past and she’s an executive assistant with a bright future.  When an incident outside the pub shoves them solidly into each other’s lives, a night of kinky unbridled sex and animalistic behavior bonds them for life as he teaches her just how close to feral creatures we really are.  A dark romance with Dom/sub undertones, very adult themes, and tons of smut including rampant sex of pretty much every variation you can think of.  Male character is a Loki/Tom hybrid, not based on any existing TH characters.

Penumbraluna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6065182  - 10 chapters, COMPLETE

Before Tom bought the pub and met Anja, he was a skinny, determined 15-year old kid who had to make it to San Diego on his own to find his sister.  The pre-history to CHEMICAL, detailing how his teenage relationship with his buddy Chris shaped his future as an adult.  Dark, sometimes disturbing, with numerous references to underage prostitution, male/male sex of various types (both consensual and non), implied/inferred rape, abuse, adult situations involving minors, illegal activity, romance, unprotected sex between males and males/females, and lots of angst/tragedy/heartbreak.  Not for the weak of heart or persons prone to squick.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

The Individual Chemical Prehistories:

Girly

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6135197 - one chapter, complete

A short prequel to Chemical, told from Chem!Tom’s point of view and detailing the eight years that he waited patiently for Anja to notice him.  Takes place after Penumbraluna ends and beforeChemicalbegins.  A little bit of angst, a lot of romance.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

Taos

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6153451 - one chapter, complete

One short night in New Mexico, told by Alicia.  A brief account of how Tom met the mother of his oldest child and the impact they made on each other’s lives in just a few sweet hours.  Very mild references to underage/adult sex and underage prostitution, with some melancholy angst.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Scottish Barman

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6151607 - one chapter, complete

Everyone’s favorite pothead bartender gives us his impression of growing up under the wings and very tall shadows of Tom and Chris.  Rough language, references to illegal activity and minor illicit drug use.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Ewan.

Eidolon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6300241 - one chapter, complete

The many lives and deaths of Tom Heyworth, related by his sister.  Portrayal of dissociative mental illness, disturbing imaginary imagery and delusional psychosis.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Mechanic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6340117 - one chapter, complete

Chem!Tom’s early days in San Diego through current day, told through his best friend Chris’s eyes.  Rough language, mentions of abuse and underage prostitution, male/male sex, references to illegal activity, minor character death, general angst and lots and lots of unconditional love.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Two Princes

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6370480 - one chapter, complete

The road to true love isn’t always paved with longing glances and stolen kisses. Sometimes it’s more inappropriate insults and antagonistic smirks - but the end destination is the same, if it’s meant to be.  Anja’s retelling of the early stages of her relationship with Tom, told mostly through the events of one night at the pub. Strong language, sexual references, character death.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Sam.

Medialuna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6779617 - one chapter, complete

The original ending to Chemical, written a year ago when the story first began and updated for release to commemorate the one-year anniversary this month. What would have happened if Tom and Anja’s story had taken an entirely different, decidedly less human direction?  Supernatural elements, strong language.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, Ewan, and brief mentions of Eric and Laing.

Quiet Gods

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7252036 - one chapter, complete

Eva and Chris met when they were teenagers, fell in love, lost their virginity to each other, and then were separated when her family moved away.  When she comes back to town a decade later, the handsome boy she remembers as her first love is still there - but a lot has happened in the years they were apart. Most notably, a boy named Tommy.  Can true love be shared?  Explicit sex, some language, slash, het, and a threesome.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Sir

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7365319 - one chapter, complete

Love can be a twisted and demanding thing, but in the end it’s still love…and our deepest desires live on in those who come after we’ve gone.  Explicit sex, heavy Dom/sub, mention of character death.  Provides a lot of missing background information for a major Chemical character.  Male character is Sir (can’t spoil the mystery of who he is before you read it)

Das Vorspiel

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8393785 - one chapter, complete

Sometimes you just need a stranger to tell you it’s okay. Traveling abroad for business, a woman with emotional baggage to unpack finally finds a face just familiar enough to convince herself - for a few short hours - that the love she walked away from can finally forgive her. But can she forgive herself? And more importantly…SHOULD she?

Inspired by the October 2016 Interview Magazine photoshoot of Tom Hiddleston (you know the one)

This story links into the Chemical universe and is technically one of the prehistories - set between the events of TAOS and GIRLY, after PENUMBRALUNA and before the beginning chapter of CHEMICAL.  Explicit sex, Dom/sub implied.  Male character is an OC variation of TH.

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Body Double

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935923 - 40 chapters, complete

UPDATED AND COMPLETED 8/25/2016

Anna’s working as a body double on the Crimson Peak movie set, standing in for an actress with a no-nudity clause in her contract.  Tom is the handsome star of the film with no qualms about doing his own dirty work.  Can an on-set fling survive the real world outside the dark fairytale of the script?  Just how real can love be with a man who shifts from one character to another so easily? Romance, mild Dom/sub undertones, lots and lots of smut, very VERY heavy on the sex, quite a bit of fluff. Male character is TH.

The King’s Heart

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5017990 - 20 chapters, complete

A grieving, emotionally unhinged Loki is handed the throne of Asgard and ordered by royal decree to take a wife.  Unwilling to be bothered with romance or courtship, Loki withdraws into a bitter shell and it falls to his brother Thor to appoint a bride for the king.  Lyra is chosen by default - she has royal blood, she’s unmarried, of childbearing age, and already belongs to Asgard as a spoil of war.  Can she help the king regrow his cold, dead heart?  Very adult themes, heavy on the smut and sex, Dom/sub, romance.  Male character is Loki.

The Wolf King

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5462807 - 17 chapters, complete

Sequel to The King’s Heart.  Loki and Lyra’s son is now King of Asgard and once again royal decree has initiated the search for a worthy queen.  But the young king has other things on his mind, including mastering his own special brand of magic and fulfilling a centuries-old prophecy.  Adventure, fluff, frequent appearances by Loki & Lyra, heavy smut in future chapters.  Male character is Loki’s identical son, who shares all his father’s quirks and abilities - minus the bad attitude.

Weekly Meetings of the Most Useless Muses in the History of FanFiction

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5685502 - 22 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/3

This is what happens when you try to get your inspiration to cooperate.  Weekly one-shots (usually uploaded every Sunday) featuring the muses from my current fics arguing, beating each other up, calling each other names, and generally just not doing their jobs.  Lots of Chem!Tom/Loki fights and over the top animosity. Currently attending muses are Loki and Lyra from The King’s Heart, Tom and Anja from Chemical, Tom and Anna from Body Double, and Adam and Selina from Sanguine, with occasional appearances from Aleks of The Wolf King and Cara from Chemical.  Other random minor characters drop by from time to time. *New participants are Jack and Loki from Jack Montague, Eve from Sanguine, Tom and Chris from Penumbraluna, Thor from King’s Heart/Wolf King/Jack Montague.

Sunflower

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413650 - 10 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 11/20

Tommy didn’t know that parking in a handicapped zone at 3 a.m. would get him on the shitlist of a cute disabled girl’s social justice warrior sister. Will it end up being the best thing that ever happened to him, or will his interest in baby sis end up with him in jail?  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, and SJW’ism taken too far.  Male characters are Tommy Stark (a young black-haired TH variant) and Martin Twain (based on Idris Elba).

The McClary Chronicles

A new series currently consisting of Sgàile Leannan, Sàmhach Mhiannan, and Na Binne an Leann.

Sgàile Leannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8174816 - 20 chapters, complete

Stuck in Scotland doing soil-testing research, Molly finds herself completely out of her element and in the crosshairs of a rough local who doesn’t turn a welcoming eye to strangers. Caught in a dangerous storm in an unfamiliar place, her only option beside freezing to death or getting lost on the mountain is to follow him home…   Explicit sex, language, adult themes, dubious consent, unprotected sex, starcrossed lovers, and antagonistic mountain men.  Male character is King McClary, a Loki-in-a-kilt hybrid original character.

Sàmhach Mhiannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9221345 - 25 chapters, complete

The sequel to Sgaile Leannan - Molly has returned home from Scotland, leaving King McClary behind in his own life while moving on with hers. But separating herself permanently from the surly Scotsman is proving more difficult than she expected when he suddenly shows up in Philadelphia. Are their stars really too crossed to ever hope they could be together?  This story picks up immediately where Sgaile Leannan left off, with Molly and King reunited in the city.  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, starcrossed lovers, angst, and lots of omg-are-they-ever-going-to-get-their-shit-together??

Na Binne an Leann

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11498058 - 7 chapters, ongoing

*updated 9/24

Part 3 of The McClary Chronicles - picks up three months after the end of Samhach Mhiannan, with Molly making a life changing decision for herself and newborn Pod…and by extension, King McClary, the cranky Scotsman who has returned to his home in the Highlands without her. Nobody ever said true love was an easy path to walk, but Molly’s got a good sturdy pair of hiking boots this time around. Which one will beg for mercy first: the determined mother of the next King of Claighe, or the current king himself?

The McClary Chronicles Prehistories and Side Stories

A Meeting With The King - oneshot, complete

A McClary Chronicles side story, told from King's point of view. What happened the day the CEO of Monarch Industries got into a kerfuffle with his opposite number in the men's room at Clendon Williams? A retelling of the events leading up to chapter 9 of Samhach Mhiannan, as seen through King's eyes.

See You After The Apocalypse

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6567085 - 1 chapter, complete

A Chemical AU in which Chris gets Anja and the girls out of San Diego during a zombie apocalypse, leaving Tom and Cara behind to cover their escape.  Not knowing if Tom is still alive or if he’ll be able to locate her after the disaster is over, Anja waits for her mate to find his way back to her. True love, angst, adversity vs. fate, and all kinds of feels.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Pop Heyworth.

Meet Me In Phoenix

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7635625 - 5 chapters (10 projected), ongoing

(Updated 8/23/2016)

The sequel to See You After The Apocalypse, told from Tom’s POV.

Wolfsbane

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7446793 - 1 chapter, complete

Inspired by a “wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…” post on tumblr.

Wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…murdered each other?

A twisted little Chemical AU in which Chem!Tom and Anja never met - until just now, staring down the barrels of each other’s guns.  Plot twists, mention of rough sex, lots of Mr and Mrs Smith’ing.  Male character is an AU Chem!Tom.

Mine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5989584 - one-shot, single chapter, complete

The woman Loki has chosen for his bride has been given, instead, to his brother. Driven nearly mad with heartbreak and jealousy, he hides himself under a charm of invisibility and attends the wedding night - without an invitation.  Sex, smut, angst, language, voyeurism, and general Loki whump.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Sanguine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4739396 - 15 chapters, complete

Adam is an 800-year old vampire living a hermit’s life, until he takes a young mortal as a blood donor in a business agreement that turns eventually into a sexual relationship.  In an accidental bloodlust frenzy, Adam goes against her wishes and turns her, ending their relationship and driving her out of his life. Now, years later, he’s having visions of her that seem so real they’re driving him insane.  Is she real or is he imagining her?  Dark romance, very adult themes, a lot of smut and heavy vampire sex.  Male character is Adam of Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Joker and The Thief Series

A new series currently consisting of Jack Montague and two Loki/Jack oneshots

Jack Montague (an Epilogue to Sanguine)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6319945 - 46 chapters, ongoing

(UPDATED 9/29)

Adam and Selina’s baby girl is all grown up and finding her own way through a world she doesn’t quite fit into - but that won’t stop her from claiming it as her own.  A crossing of paths with another otherworldly being - a castaway god in search of a partner in crime for dubious activities - opens up a whole new realm of possibilities for the bohemian vampire.  Dark romance, heavy smut, lots of kink, deviant behavior, and bloody squick.  Male character is an AU Loki.

Sugar Skull - added 4/18 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Gucci Incident - added 4/11 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Dragon Queen

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3597330 - 28 chapters, complete

After his capture and return to Asgard, Loki is sentenced to life in prison.  After a year of incarceration his personality, mental health, and disposition begin to decline, prompting Frigga to convince Odin to allow him some female company. Odin is reticent to fulfill this request until he figures out a way to punish both Loki and another prisoner who is languishing in his prison - but who is getting the worse end of the bargain, Loki or his new part-time cellmate?  VERY adult themes, violent sex, dark romance.  Not for the faint of heart.  Male character is Loki.

The Trickster’s Wife

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651918 - 31 chapters, complete

(COMPLETED 6/8/2017)

Asgard - and specifically, Odin - needs Loki’s help.  But his assistance comes at a steep price: one eight-year old child, Odin’s favorite pet, to be raised by Loki to be his wife when she’s of age.  Can the Prince of Mischief handle bringing up a little girl on his own?  Romance, fluff, and intense sexual themes in later chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Lost Creatures

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054515 - 1 chapter, complete (NEW)

How desperate Thor must be, to call on Loki for help…with this problem, in particular. But Loki has no desire to be of assistance…yet.  Male/male sex, smut, nasty talk, angst, longing, and general Loki attitude issues.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

The Tempest Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247606 - 11 segments, complete

Eleven short stories revolving around Loki’s siege of New York, beginning on the night before the attack and ending a year later.  An unbelievable amount of smut, very adult themes, Dom/sub undertones, violent sex, pretty much Loki being Loki.  Oh and romance, believe it or not.  Male character is Loki.

Smooth Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3596505 - 1 chapter, complete

The day before his capture, in Stuttgart, in which Loki acquires his famous suit. When the God of Chaos strolls into a shop in search of the perfect outfit for a night of mayhem, an accommodating shop girl suits him up in style.  Dom/sub sex, bondage, oral, heavy smut.  Male character is Loki.

Blue Collar Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605628 - 1 chapter, incomplete

Sequel to Smooth Criminal. Loki is king of Asgard now, but boredom sends him back to Midgard in search of the shop girl that gave him the excellent blowjob. Fluff, dark romance, heavy on the sex in upcoming chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Beautiful Disaster

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651276 - 1 chapter, complete

During a night off from filming in an unfamiliar town, Tom steps into a laundromat to get warm and ends up stealing a girl’s underwear.  The pilfered panties spark an obsession that lasts almost a year, with unexpected results. Fluff, panty kink, masturbation, romance, obsessive longing, basically just a sweet little Tom tale told from his POV.  Male character is TH.

The Good Stuff

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3674250 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki knows where Frigga keeps her booze.  He and Thor raid her stash and a long day of debauched drunken dares gets slightly out of hand.  Fluff, sexual assault, voyeurism, and all manner of perversion ensue.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Whisper

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605040 - 6 chapters, complete

Trapped as the only survivor in post-war Asgard, Loki devises a means of escape with just one drawback - it requires a willing human mind to accept him. Very dark adult themes, talk of violent nonconsensual sex, eventual consensual sex.  Male character is Loki.

No Regrets

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3756517 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki takes the throne of Asgard - but it’s only for an afternoon, and he’s not sitting on it alone.  Plotless smut with graphic sex and lewdness.  Male character is Loki.

Would You Like To Play A Game? Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/249025 - 4 stories, all complete

Four short stories following a Dom/sub theme:

Would You Like To Play A Game? -

An executive assistant is called upon to work overtime with her darkly sensual boss and ends up playing bondage games in the conference room.  Male character is a TH variant.

Burn -

Dom/sub play with a hot pepper.  Don’t try this at home.  Male character is a TH variant.

The Way of The Cat -

Being a crime boss’s moll can be a dangerous job, especially when his other love is a big black cat.  Male character is Jaguar!Tom from the It’s Good To Be Bad commercial series.

Sleep -

College somnambulance studies require subjects that are willing to be studied while they snooze.  Extra credit if the subject can’t sleep without masturbating first.  Male character is Oakley.

Civil Disobedience

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3847939 - 1 chapter, complete

What happens when you disobey the God of Asswhuppings?  Dom/sub, nonconsensual spanking, adult themes.  Male character is Loki.

Dandelion Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247612 - 6 segments, scattered

Six single-chapter segments in no particular chronological order, outlining a long-term loving relationship between friends who become lovers and finally marriage partners.  Heavy sex of all kinds, lots of smut, romance, Dom/sub undertones, spanking, adult themes, fluff.  Male character is a TH variant.

Yes Please, Magnus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605409 - 1 chapter, complete

Before joining the police force, a very young Magnus Martinsson worked an apprenticeship at a remote forensics facility to gain experience.  The only other resident at the compound is his slightly older boss - and weeks alone together have started to have an effect on both of them.  Sex, smut, shy romance.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson from Wallander.

Golden Boy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3763015 - 5 chapters, incomplete

Even the most handsome, charming, charismatic matinee idols were once awkward teenagers in high school.  What if you were the reason that gawky boy turned into a sex god?  Sweet smut, lots of fluff, teen angst, first times.  Male character is an AU TH.

Awakening

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3685368 - 1 chapter, complete

Abusive love can destroy a spirit, but loving care can rebuild a soul.  Heavy sex, smut, Dom/sub undertones, spanking.  Male character is TH.

Broken Petals

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3608574 - 2 chapters, incomplete

When a female co-worker is brutally assaulted on the job, Magnus takes her into his care and starts to imagine a relationship with her.  Smut, fantasizing, masturbation, and eventual sex.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson.

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Master Fic List

*UPDATED AS OF 8/22/2017*

Sàmhach Mhiannan chapters  22-25 added (complete) Jack Montague chapters 43-45 added Na Binne an Leann chapters 1-4 (new)

   ***Entire fic catalog with summaries, links, update dates, and associated warnings under the cut***

(63 fics total)

Chemical

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3970054 - 56 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 5/4

Tom & Anja have known each other for years, existing in the same group of friends but never being able to get near each other without insults flying.  He’s a bartender with a mysterious, dark past and she’s an executive assistant with a bright future.  When an incident outside the pub shoves them solidly into each other’s lives, a night of kinky unbridled sex and animalistic behavior bonds them for life as he teaches her just how close to feral creatures we really are.  A dark romance with Dom/sub undertones, very adult themes, and tons of smut including rampant sex of pretty much every variation you can think of.  Male character is a Loki/Tom hybrid, not based on any existing TH characters.

Penumbraluna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6065182  - 10 chapters, COMPLETE

Before Tom bought the pub and met Anja, he was a skinny, determined 15-year old kid who had to make it to San Diego on his own to find his sister.  The pre-history to CHEMICAL, detailing how his teenage relationship with his buddy Chris shaped his future as an adult.  Dark, sometimes disturbing, with numerous references to underage prostitution, male/male sex of various types (both consensual and non), implied/inferred rape, abuse, adult situations involving minors, illegal activity, romance, unprotected sex between males and males/females, and lots of angst/tragedy/heartbreak.  Not for the weak of heart or persons prone to squick.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

The Individual Chemical Prehistories:

Girly

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6135197 - one chapter, complete

A short prequel to Chemical, told from Chem!Tom’s point of view and detailing the eight years that he waited patiently for Anja to notice him.  Takes place after Penumbraluna ends and beforeChemicalbegins.  A little bit of angst, a lot of romance.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

Taos

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6153451 - one chapter, complete

One short night in New Mexico, told by Alicia.  A brief account of how Tom met the mother of his oldest child and the impact they made on each other’s lives in just a few sweet hours.  Very mild references to underage/adult sex and underage prostitution, with some melancholy angst.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Scottish Barman

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6151607 - one chapter, complete

Everyone’s favorite pothead bartender gives us his impression of growing up under the wings and very tall shadows of Tom and Chris.  Rough language, references to illegal activity and minor illicit drug use.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Ewan.

Eidolon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6300241 - one chapter, complete

The many lives and deaths of Tom Heyworth, related by his sister.  Portrayal of dissociative mental illness, disturbing imaginary imagery and delusional psychosis.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Mechanic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6340117 - one chapter, complete

Chem!Tom’s early days in San Diego through current day, told through his best friend Chris’s eyes.  Rough language, mentions of abuse and underage prostitution, male/male sex, references to illegal activity, minor character death, general angst and lots and lots of unconditional love.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Two Princes

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6370480 - one chapter, complete

The road to true love isn’t always paved with longing glances and stolen kisses. Sometimes it’s more inappropriate insults and antagonistic smirks - but the end destination is the same, if it’s meant to be.  Anja’s retelling of the early stages of her relationship with Tom, told mostly through the events of one night at the pub. Strong language, sexual references, character death.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Sam.

Medialuna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6779617 - one chapter, complete

The original ending to Chemical, written a year ago when the story first began and updated for release to commemorate the one-year anniversary this month. What would have happened if Tom and Anja’s story had taken an entirely different, decidedly less human direction?  Supernatural elements, strong language.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, Ewan, and brief mentions of Eric and Laing.

Quiet Gods

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7252036 - one chapter, complete

Eva and Chris met when they were teenagers, fell in love, lost their virginity to each other, and then were separated when her family moved away.  When she comes back to town a decade later, the handsome boy she remembers as her first love is still there - but a lot has happened in the years they were apart. Most notably, a boy named Tommy.  Can true love be shared?  Explicit sex, some language, slash, het, and a threesome.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Sir

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7365319 - one chapter, complete

Love can be a twisted and demanding thing, but in the end it’s still love…and our deepest desires live on in those who come after we’ve gone.  Explicit sex, heavy Dom/sub, mention of character death.  Provides a lot of missing background information for a major Chemical character.  Male character is Sir (can’t spoil the mystery of who he is before you read it)

Das Vorspiel

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8393785 - one chapter, complete

Sometimes you just need a stranger to tell you it’s okay. Traveling abroad for business, a woman with emotional baggage to unpack finally finds a face just familiar enough to convince herself - for a few short hours - that the love she walked away from can finally forgive her. But can she forgive herself? And more importantly…SHOULD she?

Inspired by the October 2016 Interview Magazine photoshoot of Tom Hiddleston (you know the one)

This story links into the Chemical universe and is technically one of the prehistories - set between the events of TAOS and GIRLY, after PENUMBRALUNA and before the beginning chapter of CHEMICAL.  Explicit sex, Dom/sub implied.  Male character is an OC variation of TH.

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Body Double

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935923 - 40 chapters, complete

UPDATED AND COMPLETED 8/25/2016

Anna’s working as a body double on the Crimson Peak movie set, standing in for an actress with a no-nudity clause in her contract.  Tom is the handsome star of the film with no qualms about doing his own dirty work.  Can an on-set fling survive the real world outside the dark fairytale of the script?  Just how real can love be with a man who shifts from one character to another so easily? Romance, mild Dom/sub undertones, lots and lots of smut, very VERY heavy on the sex, quite a bit of fluff. Male character is TH.

The King’s Heart

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5017990 - 20 chapters, complete

A grieving, emotionally unhinged Loki is handed the throne of Asgard and ordered by royal decree to take a wife.  Unwilling to be bothered with romance or courtship, Loki withdraws into a bitter shell and it falls to his brother Thor to appoint a bride for the king.  Lyra is chosen by default - she has royal blood, she’s unmarried, of childbearing age, and already belongs to Asgard as a spoil of war.  Can she help the king regrow his cold, dead heart?  Very adult themes, heavy on the smut and sex, Dom/sub, romance.  Male character is Loki.

The Wolf King

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5462807 - 17 chapters, complete

Sequel to The King’s Heart.  Loki and Lyra’s son is now King of Asgard and once again royal decree has initiated the search for a worthy queen.  But the young king has other things on his mind, including mastering his own special brand of magic and fulfilling a centuries-old prophecy.  Adventure, fluff, frequent appearances by Loki & Lyra, heavy smut in future chapters.  Male character is Loki’s identical son, who shares all his father’s quirks and abilities - minus the bad attitude.

Weekly Meetings of the Most Useless Muses in the History of FanFiction

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5685502 - 22 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/3

This is what happens when you try to get your inspiration to cooperate.  Weekly one-shots (usually uploaded every Sunday) featuring the muses from my current fics arguing, beating each other up, calling each other names, and generally just not doing their jobs.  Lots of Chem!Tom/Loki fights and over the top animosity. Currently attending muses are Loki and Lyra from The King’s Heart, Tom and Anja from Chemical, Tom and Anna from Body Double, and Adam and Selina from Sanguine, with occasional appearances from Aleks of The Wolf King and Cara from Chemical.  Other random minor characters drop by from time to time. *New participants are Jack and Loki from Jack Montague, Eve from Sanguine, Tom and Chris from Penumbraluna, Thor from King’s Heart/Wolf King/Jack Montague.

Sunflower

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413650 - 10 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 11/20

Tommy didn’t know that parking in a handicapped zone at 3 a.m. would get him on the shitlist of a cute disabled girl’s social justice warrior sister. Will it end up being the best thing that ever happened to him, or will his interest in baby sis end up with him in jail?  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, and SJW’ism taken too far.  Male characters are Tommy Stark (a young black-haired TH variant) and Martin Twain (based on Idris Elba).

The McClary Chronicles

A new series currently consisting of Sgàile Leannan, Sàmhach Mhiannan, and Na Binne an Leann.

Sgàile Leannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8174816 - 20 chapters, complete

Stuck in Scotland doing soil-testing research, Molly finds herself completely out of her element and in the crosshairs of a rough local who doesn’t turn a welcoming eye to strangers. Caught in a dangerous storm in an unfamiliar place, her only option beside freezing to death or getting lost on the mountain is to follow him home…   Explicit sex, language, adult themes, dubious consent, unprotected sex, starcrossed lovers, and antagonistic mountain men.  Male character is King McClary, a Loki-in-a-kilt hybrid original character.

Sàmhach Mhiannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9221345 - 25 chapters, complete

The sequel to Sgaile Leannan - Molly has returned home from Scotland, leaving King McClary behind in his own life while moving on with hers. But separating herself permanently from the surly Scotsman is proving more difficult than she expected when he suddenly shows up in Philadelphia. Are their stars really too crossed to ever hope they could be together?  This story picks up immediately where Sgaile Leannan left off, with Molly and King reunited in the city.  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, starcrossed lovers, angst, and lots of omg-are-they-ever-going-to-get-their-shit-together??

Na Binne an Leann

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11498058 - 4 chapters, ongoing

*updated 8/20

Part 3 of The McClary Chronicles - picks up three months after the end of Samhach Mhiannan, with Molly making a life changing decision for herself and newborn Pod...and by extension, King McClary, the cranky Scotsman who has returned to his home in the Highlands without her. Nobody ever said true love was an easy path to walk, but Molly's got a good sturdy pair of hiking boots this time around. Which one will beg for mercy first: the determined mother of the next King of Claighe, or the current king himself?

See You After The Apocalypse

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6567085 - 1 chapter, complete

A Chemical AU in which Chris gets Anja and the girls out of San Diego during a zombie apocalypse, leaving Tom and Cara behind to cover their escape.  Not knowing if Tom is still alive or if he’ll be able to locate her after the disaster is over, Anja waits for her mate to find his way back to her. True love, angst, adversity vs. fate, and all kinds of feels.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Pop Heyworth.

Meet Me In Phoenix

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7635625 - 5 chapters (10 projected), ongoing

(Updated 8/23/2016)

The sequel to See You After The Apocalypse, told from Tom’s POV.

Wolfsbane

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7446793 - 1 chapter, complete

Inspired by a “wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…” post on tumblr.

Wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…murdered each other?

A twisted little Chemical AU in which Chem!Tom and Anja never met - until just now, staring down the barrels of each other’s guns.  Plot twists, mention of rough sex, lots of Mr and Mrs Smith’ing.  Male character is an AU Chem!Tom.

Mine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5989584 - one-shot, single chapter, complete

The woman Loki has chosen for his bride has been given, instead, to his brother. Driven nearly mad with heartbreak and jealousy, he hides himself under a charm of invisibility and attends the wedding night - without an invitation.  Sex, smut, angst, language, voyeurism, and general Loki whump.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Sanguine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4739396 - 15 chapters, complete

Adam is an 800-year old vampire living a hermit’s life, until he takes a young mortal as a blood donor in a business agreement that turns eventually into a sexual relationship.  In an accidental bloodlust frenzy, Adam goes against her wishes and turns her, ending their relationship and driving her out of his life. Now, years later, he’s having visions of her that seem so real they’re driving him insane.  Is she real or is he imagining her?  Dark romance, very adult themes, a lot of smut and heavy vampire sex.  Male character is Adam of Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Joker and The Thief Series

A new series currently consisting of Jack Montague and two Loki/Jack oneshots

Jack Montague (an Epilogue to Sanguine)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6319945 - 45 chapters, ongoing

(UPDATED 7/12)

Adam and Selina’s baby girl is all grown up and finding her own way through a world she doesn’t quite fit into - but that won’t stop her from claiming it as her own.  A crossing of paths with another otherworldly being - a castaway god in search of a partner in crime for dubious activities - opens up a whole new realm of possibilities for the bohemian vampire.  Dark romance, heavy smut, lots of kink, deviant behavior, and bloody squick.  Male character is an AU Loki.

Sugar Skull - added 4/18 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Gucci Incident - added 4/11 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Dragon Queen

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3597330 - 28 chapters, complete

After his capture and return to Asgard, Loki is sentenced to life in prison.  After a year of incarceration his personality, mental health, and disposition begin to decline, prompting Frigga to convince Odin to allow him some female company. Odin is reticent to fulfill this request until he figures out a way to punish both Loki and another prisoner who is languishing in his prison - but who is getting the worse end of the bargain, Loki or his new part-time cellmate?  VERY adult themes, violent sex, dark romance.  Not for the faint of heart.  Male character is Loki.

The Trickster’s Wife

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651918 - 31 chapters, complete

(COMPLETED 6/8/2017)

Asgard - and specifically, Odin - needs Loki’s help.  But his assistance comes at a steep price: one eight-year old child, Odin’s favorite pet, to be raised by Loki to be his wife when she’s of age.  Can the Prince of Mischief handle bringing up a little girl on his own?  Romance, fluff, and intense sexual themes in later chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Lost Creatures

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054515 - 1 chapter, complete (NEW)

How desperate Thor must be, to call on Loki for help…with this problem, in particular. But Loki has no desire to be of assistance…yet.  Male/male sex, smut, nasty talk, angst, longing, and general Loki attitude issues.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

The Tempest Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247606 - 11 segments, complete

Eleven short stories revolving around Loki’s siege of New York, beginning on the night before the attack and ending a year later.  An unbelievable amount of smut, very adult themes, Dom/sub undertones, violent sex, pretty much Loki being Loki.  Oh and romance, believe it or not.  Male character is Loki.

Smooth Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3596505 - 1 chapter, complete

The day before his capture, in Stuttgart, in which Loki acquires his famous suit. When the God of Chaos strolls into a shop in search of the perfect outfit for a night of mayhem, an accommodating shop girl suits him up in style.  Dom/sub sex, bondage, oral, heavy smut.  Male character is Loki.

Blue Collar Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605628 - 1 chapter, incomplete

Sequel to Smooth Criminal. Loki is king of Asgard now, but boredom sends him back to Midgard in search of the shop girl that gave him the excellent blowjob. Fluff, dark romance, heavy on the sex in upcoming chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Beautiful Disaster

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651276 - 1 chapter, complete

During a night off from filming in an unfamiliar town, Tom steps into a laundromat to get warm and ends up stealing a girl’s underwear.  The pilfered panties spark an obsession that lasts almost a year, with unexpected results. Fluff, panty kink, masturbation, romance, obsessive longing, basically just a sweet little Tom tale told from his POV.  Male character is TH.

The Good Stuff

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3674250 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki knows where Frigga keeps her booze.  He and Thor raid her stash and a long day of debauched drunken dares gets slightly out of hand.  Fluff, sexual assault, voyeurism, and all manner of perversion ensue.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Whisper

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605040 - 6 chapters, complete

Trapped as the only survivor in post-war Asgard, Loki devises a means of escape with just one drawback - it requires a willing human mind to accept him. Very dark adult themes, talk of violent nonconsensual sex, eventual consensual sex.  Male character is Loki.

No Regrets

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3756517 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki takes the throne of Asgard - but it’s only for an afternoon, and he’s not sitting on it alone.  Plotless smut with graphic sex and lewdness.  Male character is Loki.

Would You Like To Play A Game? Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/249025 - 4 stories, all complete

Four short stories following a Dom/sub theme:

Would You Like To Play A Game? -

An executive assistant is called upon to work overtime with her darkly sensual boss and ends up playing bondage games in the conference room.  Male character is a TH variant.

Burn -

Dom/sub play with a hot pepper.  Don’t try this at home.  Male character is a TH variant.

The Way of The Cat -

Being a crime boss’s moll can be a dangerous job, especially when his other love is a big black cat.  Male character is Jaguar!Tom from the It’s Good To Be Bad commercial series.

Sleep -

College somnambulance studies require subjects that are willing to be studied while they snooze.  Extra credit if the subject can’t sleep without masturbating first.  Male character is Oakley.

Civil Disobedience

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3847939 - 1 chapter, complete

What happens when you disobey the God of Asswhuppings?  Dom/sub, nonconsensual spanking, adult themes.  Male character is Loki.

Dandelion Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247612 - 6 segments, scattered

Six single-chapter segments in no particular chronological order, outlining a long-term loving relationship between friends who become lovers and finally marriage partners.  Heavy sex of all kinds, lots of smut, romance, Dom/sub undertones, spanking, adult themes, fluff.  Male character is a TH variant.

Yes Please, Magnus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605409 - 1 chapter, complete

Before joining the police force, a very young Magnus Martinsson worked an apprenticeship at a remote forensics facility to gain experience.  The only other resident at the compound is his slightly older boss - and weeks alone together have started to have an effect on both of them.  Sex, smut, shy romance.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson from Wallander.

Golden Boy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3763015 - 5 chapters, incomplete

Even the most handsome, charming, charismatic matinee idols were once awkward teenagers in high school.  What if you were the reason that gawky boy turned into a sex god?  Sweet smut, lots of fluff, teen angst, first times.  Male character is an AU TH.

Awakening

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3685368 - 1 chapter, complete

Abusive love can destroy a spirit, but loving care can rebuild a soul.  Heavy sex, smut, Dom/sub undertones, spanking.  Male character is TH.

Broken Petals

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3608574 - 2 chapters, incomplete

When a female co-worker is brutally assaulted on the job, Magnus takes her into his care and starts to imagine a relationship with her.  Smut, fantasizing, masturbation, and eventual sex.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson.

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Master Fic List

*UPDATED AS OF 6/23/2017*

Sàmhach Mhiannan chapters  19-21 added Jack Montague chapter 42 added The Trickster's Wife chapter 31 added (complete)

    ***Entire fic catalog with summaries, links, update dates, and associated warnings under the cut***

(62 fics total)

Chemical

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3970054 - 56 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 5/4

Tom & Anja have known each other for years, existing in the same group of friends but never being able to get near each other without insults flying.  He’s a bartender with a mysterious, dark past and she’s an executive assistant with a bright future.  When an incident outside the pub shoves them solidly into each other’s lives, a night of kinky unbridled sex and animalistic behavior bonds them for life as he teaches her just how close to feral creatures we really are.  A dark romance with Dom/sub undertones, very adult themes, and tons of smut including rampant sex of pretty much every variation you can think of.  Male character is a Loki/Tom hybrid, not based on any existing TH characters.

Penumbraluna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6065182  - 10 chapters, COMPLETE

Before Tom bought the pub and met Anja, he was a skinny, determined 15-year old kid who had to make it to San Diego on his own to find his sister.  The pre-history to CHEMICAL, detailing how his teenage relationship with his buddy Chris shaped his future as an adult.  Dark, sometimes disturbing, with numerous references to underage prostitution, male/male sex of various types (both consensual and non), implied/inferred rape, abuse, adult situations involving minors, illegal activity, romance, unprotected sex between males and males/females, and lots of angst/tragedy/heartbreak.  Not for the weak of heart or persons prone to squick.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

The Individual Chemical Prehistories:

Girly

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6135197 - one chapter, complete

A short prequel to Chemical, told from Chem!Tom’s point of view and detailing the eight years that he waited patiently for Anja to notice him.  Takes place after Penumbraluna ends and beforeChemicalbegins.  A little bit of angst, a lot of romance.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

Taos

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6153451 - one chapter, complete

One short night in New Mexico, told by Alicia.  A brief account of how Tom met the mother of his oldest child and the impact they made on each other’s lives in just a few sweet hours.  Very mild references to underage/adult sex and underage prostitution, with some melancholy angst.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Scottish Barman

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6151607 - one chapter, complete

Everyone’s favorite pothead bartender gives us his impression of growing up under the wings and very tall shadows of Tom and Chris.  Rough language, references to illegal activity and minor illicit drug use.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Ewan.

Eidolon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6300241 - one chapter, complete

The many lives and deaths of Tom Heyworth, related by his sister.  Portrayal of dissociative mental illness, disturbing imaginary imagery and delusional psychosis.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Mechanic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6340117 - one chapter, complete

Chem!Tom’s early days in San Diego through current day, told through his best friend Chris’s eyes.  Rough language, mentions of abuse and underage prostitution, male/male sex, references to illegal activity, minor character death, general angst and lots and lots of unconditional love.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Two Princes

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6370480 - one chapter, complete

The road to true love isn’t always paved with longing glances and stolen kisses. Sometimes it’s more inappropriate insults and antagonistic smirks - but the end destination is the same, if it’s meant to be.  Anja’s retelling of the early stages of her relationship with Tom, told mostly through the events of one night at the pub. Strong language, sexual references, character death.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Sam.

Medialuna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6779617 - one chapter, complete

The original ending to Chemical, written a year ago when the story first began and updated for release to commemorate the one-year anniversary this month. What would have happened if Tom and Anja’s story had taken an entirely different, decidedly less human direction?  Supernatural elements, strong language.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, Ewan, and brief mentions of Eric and Laing.

Quiet Gods

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7252036 - one chapter, complete

Eva and Chris met when they were teenagers, fell in love, lost their virginity to each other, and then were separated when her family moved away.  When she comes back to town a decade later, the handsome boy she remembers as her first love is still there - but a lot has happened in the years they were apart. Most notably, a boy named Tommy.  Can true love be shared?  Explicit sex, some language, slash, het, and a threesome.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Sir

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7365319 - one chapter, complete

Love can be a twisted and demanding thing, but in the end it’s still love…and our deepest desires live on in those who come after we’ve gone.  Explicit sex, heavy Dom/sub, mention of character death.  Provides a lot of missing background information for a major Chemical character.  Male character is Sir (can’t spoil the mystery of who he is before you read it)

Das Vorspiel

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8393785 - one chapter, complete

Sometimes you just need a stranger to tell you it’s okay. Traveling abroad for business, a woman with emotional baggage to unpack finally finds a face just familiar enough to convince herself - for a few short hours - that the love she walked away from can finally forgive her. But can she forgive herself? And more importantly…SHOULD she?

Inspired by the October 2016 Interview Magazine photoshoot of Tom Hiddleston (you know the one)

This story links into the Chemical universe and is technically one of the prehistories - set between the events of TAOS and GIRLY, after PENUMBRALUNA and before the beginning chapter of CHEMICAL.  Explicit sex, Dom/sub implied.  Male character is an OC variation of TH.

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Body Double

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935923 - 40 chapters, complete

UPDATED AND COMPLETED 8/25/2016

Anna’s working as a body double on the Crimson Peak movie set, standing in for an actress with a no-nudity clause in her contract.  Tom is the handsome star of the film with no qualms about doing his own dirty work.  Can an on-set fling survive the real world outside the dark fairytale of the script?  Just how real can love be with a man who shifts from one character to another so easily? Romance, mild Dom/sub undertones, lots and lots of smut, very VERY heavy on the sex, quite a bit of fluff. Male character is TH.

The King’s Heart

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5017990 - 20 chapters, complete

A grieving, emotionally unhinged Loki is handed the throne of Asgard and ordered by royal decree to take a wife.  Unwilling to be bothered with romance or courtship, Loki withdraws into a bitter shell and it falls to his brother Thor to appoint a bride for the king.  Lyra is chosen by default - she has royal blood, she’s unmarried, of childbearing age, and already belongs to Asgard as a spoil of war.  Can she help the king regrow his cold, dead heart?  Very adult themes, heavy on the smut and sex, Dom/sub, romance.  Male character is Loki.

The Wolf King

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5462807 - 17 chapters, complete

Sequel to The King’s Heart.  Loki and Lyra’s son is now King of Asgard and once again royal decree has initiated the search for a worthy queen.  But the young king has other things on his mind, including mastering his own special brand of magic and fulfilling a centuries-old prophecy.  Adventure, fluff, frequent appearances by Loki & Lyra, heavy smut in future chapters.  Male character is Loki’s identical son, who shares all his father’s quirks and abilities - minus the bad attitude.

Weekly Meetings of the Most Useless Muses in the History of FanFiction

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5685502 - 22 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/3

This is what happens when you try to get your inspiration to cooperate.  Weekly one-shots (usually uploaded every Sunday) featuring the muses from my current fics arguing, beating each other up, calling each other names, and generally just not doing their jobs.  Lots of Chem!Tom/Loki fights and over the top animosity. Currently attending muses are Loki and Lyra from The King’s Heart, Tom and Anja from Chemical, Tom and Anna from Body Double, and Adam and Selina from Sanguine, with occasional appearances from Aleks of The Wolf King and Cara from Chemical.  Other random minor characters drop by from time to time. *New participants are Jack and Loki from Jack Montague, Eve from Sanguine, Tom and Chris from Penumbraluna, Thor from King’s Heart/Wolf King/Jack Montague.

Sunflower

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413650 - 10 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 11/20

Tommy didn’t know that parking in a handicapped zone at 3 a.m. would get him on the shitlist of a cute disabled girl’s social justice warrior sister. Will it end up being the best thing that ever happened to him, or will his interest in baby sis end up with him in jail?  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, and SJW’ism taken too far.  Male characters are Tommy Stark (a young black-haired TH variant) and Martin Twain (based on Idris Elba).

The McClary Chronicles

A new series currently consisting of Sgàile Leannan and Sàmhach Mhiannan

Sgàile Leannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8174816 - 20 chapters, complete

Stuck in Scotland doing soil-testing research, Molly finds herself completely out of her element and in the crosshairs of a rough local who doesn’t turn a welcoming eye to strangers. Caught in a dangerous storm in an unfamiliar place, her only option beside freezing to death or getting lost on the mountain is to follow him home…   Explicit sex, language, adult themes, dubious consent, unprotected sex, starcrossed lovers, and antagonistic mountain men.  Male character is King McClary, a Loki-in-a-kilt hybrid original character.

Sàmhach Mhiannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9221345 - 21 chapters, ongoing

(Updated 6/18)

The sequel to Sgaile Leannan - Molly has returned home from Scotland, leaving King McClary behind in his own life while moving on with hers. But separating herself permanently from the surly Scotsman is proving more difficult than she expected when he suddenly shows up in Philadelphia. Are their stars really too crossed to ever hope they could be together?  This story picks up immediately where Sgaile Leannan left off, with Molly and King reunited in the city.  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, starcrossed lovers, angst, and lots of omg-are-they-ever-going-to-get-their-shit-together??

See You After The Apocalypse

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6567085 - 1 chapter, complete

A Chemical AU in which Chris gets Anja and the girls out of San Diego during a zombie apocalypse, leaving Tom and Cara behind to cover their escape.  Not knowing if Tom is still alive or if he’ll be able to locate her after the disaster is over, Anja waits for her mate to find his way back to her. True love, angst, adversity vs. fate, and all kinds of feels.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Pop Heyworth.

Meet Me In Phoenix

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7635625 - 5 chapters (10 projected), ongoing

(Updated 8/23/2016)

The sequel to See You After The Apocalypse, told from Tom’s POV.

Wolfsbane

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7446793 - 1 chapter, complete

Inspired by a “wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…” post on tumblr.

Wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…murdered each other?

A twisted little Chemical AU in which Chem!Tom and Anja never met - until just now, staring down the barrels of each other’s guns.  Plot twists, mention of rough sex, lots of Mr and Mrs Smith’ing.  Male character is an AU Chem!Tom.

Mine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5989584 - one-shot, single chapter, complete

The woman Loki has chosen for his bride has been given, instead, to his brother. Driven nearly mad with heartbreak and jealousy, he hides himself under a charm of invisibility and attends the wedding night - without an invitation.  Sex, smut, angst, language, voyeurism, and general Loki whump.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Sanguine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4739396 - 15 chapters, complete

Adam is an 800-year old vampire living a hermit’s life, until he takes a young mortal as a blood donor in a business agreement that turns eventually into a sexual relationship.  In an accidental bloodlust frenzy, Adam goes against her wishes and turns her, ending their relationship and driving her out of his life. Now, years later, he’s having visions of her that seem so real they’re driving him insane.  Is she real or is he imagining her?  Dark romance, very adult themes, a lot of smut and heavy vampire sex.  Male character is Adam of Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Joker and The Thief Series

A new series currently consisting of Jack Montague and two Loki/Jack oneshots

Jack Montague (an Epilogue to Sanguine)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6319945 - 42 chapters, ongoing

(UPDATED 6/21)

Adam and Selina’s baby girl is all grown up and finding her own way through a world she doesn’t quite fit into - but that won’t stop her from claiming it as her own.  A crossing of paths with another otherworldly being - a castaway god in search of a partner in crime for dubious activities - opens up a whole new realm of possibilities for the bohemian vampire.  Dark romance, heavy smut, lots of kink, deviant behavior, and bloody squick.  Male character is an AU Loki.

Sugar Skull - added 4/18 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Gucci Incident - added 4/11 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Dragon Queen

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3597330 - 28 chapters, complete

After his capture and return to Asgard, Loki is sentenced to life in prison.  After a year of incarceration his personality, mental health, and disposition begin to decline, prompting Frigga to convince Odin to allow him some female company. Odin is reticent to fulfill this request until he figures out a way to punish both Loki and another prisoner who is languishing in his prison - but who is getting the worse end of the bargain, Loki or his new part-time cellmate?  VERY adult themes, violent sex, dark romance.  Not for the faint of heart.  Male character is Loki.

The Trickster’s Wife

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651918 - 31 chapters, complete

(COMPLETED 6/8/2017)

Asgard - and specifically, Odin - needs Loki’s help.  But his assistance comes at a steep price: one eight-year old child, Odin’s favorite pet, to be raised by Loki to be his wife when she’s of age.  Can the Prince of Mischief handle bringing up a little girl on his own?  Romance, fluff, and intense sexual themes in later chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Lost Creatures

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054515 - 1 chapter, complete (NEW)

How desperate Thor must be, to call on Loki for help…with this problem, in particular. But Loki has no desire to be of assistance…yet.  Male/male sex, smut, nasty talk, angst, longing, and general Loki attitude issues.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

The Tempest Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247606 - 11 segments, complete

Eleven short stories revolving around Loki’s siege of New York, beginning on the night before the attack and ending a year later.  An unbelievable amount of smut, very adult themes, Dom/sub undertones, violent sex, pretty much Loki being Loki.  Oh and romance, believe it or not.  Male character is Loki.

Smooth Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3596505 - 1 chapter, complete

The day before his capture, in Stuttgart, in which Loki acquires his famous suit. When the God of Chaos strolls into a shop in search of the perfect outfit for a night of mayhem, an accommodating shop girl suits him up in style.  Dom/sub sex, bondage, oral, heavy smut.  Male character is Loki.

Blue Collar Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605628 - 1 chapter, incomplete

Sequel to Smooth Criminal. Loki is king of Asgard now, but boredom sends him back to Midgard in search of the shop girl that gave him the excellent blowjob. Fluff, dark romance, heavy on the sex in upcoming chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Beautiful Disaster

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651276 - 1 chapter, complete

During a night off from filming in an unfamiliar town, Tom steps into a laundromat to get warm and ends up stealing a girl’s underwear.  The pilfered panties spark an obsession that lasts almost a year, with unexpected results. Fluff, panty kink, masturbation, romance, obsessive longing, basically just a sweet little Tom tale told from his POV.  Male character is TH.

The Good Stuff

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3674250 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki knows where Frigga keeps her booze.  He and Thor raid her stash and a long day of debauched drunken dares gets slightly out of hand.  Fluff, sexual assault, voyeurism, and all manner of perversion ensue.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Whisper

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605040 - 6 chapters, complete

Trapped as the only survivor in post-war Asgard, Loki devises a means of escape with just one drawback - it requires a willing human mind to accept him. Very dark adult themes, talk of violent nonconsensual sex, eventual consensual sex.  Male character is Loki.

No Regrets

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3756517 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki takes the throne of Asgard - but it’s only for an afternoon, and he’s not sitting on it alone.  Plotless smut with graphic sex and lewdness.  Male character is Loki.

Would You Like To Play A Game? Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/249025 - 4 stories, all complete

Four short stories following a Dom/sub theme:

Would You Like To Play A Game? -

An executive assistant is called upon to work overtime with her darkly sensual boss and ends up playing bondage games in the conference room.  Male character is a TH variant.

Burn -

Dom/sub play with a hot pepper.  Don’t try this at home.  Male character is a TH variant.

The Way of The Cat -

Being a crime boss’s moll can be a dangerous job, especially when his other love is a big black cat.  Male character is Jaguar!Tom from the It’s Good To Be Bad commercial series.

Sleep -

College somnambulance studies require subjects that are willing to be studied while they snooze.  Extra credit if the subject can’t sleep without masturbating first.  Male character is Oakley.

Civil Disobedience

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3847939 - 1 chapter, complete

What happens when you disobey the God of Asswhuppings?  Dom/sub, nonconsensual spanking, adult themes.  Male character is Loki.

Dandelion Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247612 - 6 segments, scattered

Six single-chapter segments in no particular chronological order, outlining a long-term loving relationship between friends who become lovers and finally marriage partners.  Heavy sex of all kinds, lots of smut, romance, Dom/sub undertones, spanking, adult themes, fluff.  Male character is a TH variant.

Yes Please, Magnus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605409 - 1 chapter, complete

Before joining the police force, a very young Magnus Martinsson worked an apprenticeship at a remote forensics facility to gain experience.  The only other resident at the compound is his slightly older boss - and weeks alone together have started to have an effect on both of them.  Sex, smut, shy romance.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson from Wallander.

Golden Boy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3763015 - 5 chapters, incomplete

Even the most handsome, charming, charismatic matinee idols were once awkward teenagers in high school.  What if you were the reason that gawky boy turned into a sex god?  Sweet smut, lots of fluff, teen angst, first times.  Male character is an AU TH.

Awakening

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3685368 - 1 chapter, complete

Abusive love can destroy a spirit, but loving care can rebuild a soul.  Heavy sex, smut, Dom/sub undertones, spanking.  Male character is TH.

Broken Petals

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3608574 - 2 chapters, incomplete

When a female co-worker is brutally assaulted on the job, Magnus takes her into his care and starts to imagine a relationship with her.  Smut, fantasizing, masturbation, and eventual sex.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson.

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Master Fic List

*UPDATED AS OF 6/1/2017*

Sàmhach Mhiannan chapters  14-18 added Jack Montague chapter 41 added Chemical chapter 56 added

     ***Entire fic catalog with summaries, links, update dates, and associated warnings under the cut***

(62 fics total)

Chemical

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3970054 - 56 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 5/4

Tom & Anja have known each other for years, existing in the same group of friends but never being able to get near each other without insults flying.  He’s a bartender with a mysterious, dark past and she’s an executive assistant with a bright future.  When an incident outside the pub shoves them solidly into each other’s lives, a night of kinky unbridled sex and animalistic behavior bonds them for life as he teaches her just how close to feral creatures we really are.  A dark romance with Dom/sub undertones, very adult themes, and tons of smut including rampant sex of pretty much every variation you can think of.  Male character is a Loki/Tom hybrid, not based on any existing TH characters.

Penumbraluna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6065182/chapters/13902364  - 10 chapters, COMPLETE

Before Tom bought the pub and met Anja, he was a skinny, determined 15-year old kid who had to make it to San Diego on his own to find his sister.  The pre-history to CHEMICAL, detailing how his teenage relationship with his buddy Chris shaped his future as an adult.  Dark, sometimes disturbing, with numerous references to underage prostitution, male/male sex of various types (both consensual and non), implied/inferred rape, abuse, adult situations involving minors, illegal activity, romance, unprotected sex between males and males/females, and lots of angst/tragedy/heartbreak.  Not for the weak of heart or persons prone to squick.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

The Individual Chemical Prehistories:

Girly

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6135197 - one chapter, complete

A short prequel to Chemical, told from Chem!Tom’s point of view and detailing the eight years that he waited patiently for Anja to notice him.  Takes place after Penumbraluna ends and beforeChemicalbegins.  A little bit of angst, a lot of romance.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

Taos

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6153451 - one chapter, complete

One short night in New Mexico, told by Alicia.  A brief account of how Tom met the mother of his oldest child and the impact they made on each other’s lives in just a few sweet hours.  Very mild references to underage/adult sex and underage prostitution, with some melancholy angst.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Scottish Barman

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6151607 - one chapter, complete

Everyone’s favorite pothead bartender gives us his impression of growing up under the wings and very tall shadows of Tom and Chris.  Rough language, references to illegal activity and minor illicit drug use.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Ewan.

Eidolon

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6300241 - one chapter, complete

The many lives and deaths of Tom Heyworth, related by his sister.  Portrayal of dissociative mental illness, disturbing imaginary imagery and delusional psychosis.  Male character is Chem!Tom.

The Mechanic

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6340117 - one chapter, complete

Chem!Tom’s early days in San Diego through current day, told through his best friend Chris’s eyes.  Rough language, mentions of abuse and underage prostitution, male/male sex, references to illegal activity, minor character death, general angst and lots and lots of unconditional love.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Two Princes

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6370480 - one chapter, complete

The road to true love isn’t always paved with longing glances and stolen kisses. Sometimes it’s more inappropriate insults and antagonistic smirks - but the end destination is the same, if it’s meant to be.  Anja’s retelling of the early stages of her relationship with Tom, told mostly through the events of one night at the pub. Strong language, sexual references, character death.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Sam.

Medialuna

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6779617 - one chapter, complete

The original ending to Chemical, written a year ago when the story first began and updated for release to commemorate the one-year anniversary this month. What would have happened if Tom and Anja’s story had taken an entirely different, decidedly less human direction?  Supernatural elements, strong language.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, Ewan, and brief mentions of Eric and Laing.

Quiet Gods

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7252036 - one chapter, complete

Eva and Chris met when they were teenagers, fell in love, lost their virginity to each other, and then were separated when her family moved away.  When she comes back to town a decade later, the handsome boy she remembers as her first love is still there - but a lot has happened in the years they were apart. Most notably, a boy named Tommy.  Can true love be shared?  Explicit sex, some language, slash, het, and a threesome.  Male characters are Chem!Tom and Chris.

Sir

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7365319 - one chapter, complete

Love can be a twisted and demanding thing, but in the end it’s still love…and our deepest desires live on in those who come after we’ve gone.  Explicit sex, heavy Dom/sub, mention of character death.  Provides a lot of missing background information for a major Chemical character.  Male character is Sir (can’t spoil the mystery of who he is before you read it)

Das Vorspiel

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8393785 - one chapter, complete

Sometimes you just need a stranger to tell you it’s okay. Traveling abroad for business, a woman with emotional baggage to unpack finally finds a face just familiar enough to convince herself - for a few short hours - that the love she walked away from can finally forgive her. But can she forgive herself? And more importantly…SHOULD she?

Inspired by the October 2016 Interview Magazine photoshoot of Tom Hiddleston (you know the one)

This story links into the Chemical universe and is technically one of the prehistories - set between the events of TAOS and GIRLY, after PENUMBRALUNA and before the beginning chapter of CHEMICAL.  Explicit sex, Dom/sub implied.  Male character is an OC variation of TH.

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Body Double

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3935923 - 40 chapters, complete

UPDATED AND COMPLETED 8/25/2016

Anna’s working as a body double on the Crimson Peak movie set, standing in for an actress with a no-nudity clause in her contract.  Tom is the handsome star of the film with no qualms about doing his own dirty work.  Can an on-set fling survive the real world outside the dark fairytale of the script?  Just how real can love be with a man who shifts from one character to another so easily? Romance, mild Dom/sub undertones, lots and lots of smut, very VERY heavy on the sex, quite a bit of fluff. Male character is TH.

The King’s Heart

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5017990 - 20 chapters, complete

A grieving, emotionally unhinged Loki is handed the throne of Asgard and ordered by royal decree to take a wife.  Unwilling to be bothered with romance or courtship, Loki withdraws into a bitter shell and it falls to his brother Thor to appoint a bride for the king.  Lyra is chosen by default - she has royal blood, she’s unmarried, of childbearing age, and already belongs to Asgard as a spoil of war.  Can she help the king regrow his cold, dead heart?  Very adult themes, heavy on the smut and sex, Dom/sub, romance.  Male character is Loki.

The Wolf King

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5462807 - 17 chapters, complete

Sequel to The King’s Heart.  Loki and Lyra’s son is now King of Asgard and once again royal decree has initiated the search for a worthy queen.  But the young king has other things on his mind, including mastering his own special brand of magic and fulfilling a centuries-old prophecy.  Adventure, fluff, frequent appearances by Loki & Lyra, heavy smut in future chapters.  Male character is Loki’s identical son, who shares all his father’s quirks and abilities - minus the bad attitude.

Weekly Meetings of the Most Useless Muses in the History of FanFiction

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5685502/chapters/13096207 - 22 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 9/3

This is what happens when you try to get your inspiration to cooperate.  Weekly one-shots (usually uploaded every Sunday) featuring the muses from my current fics arguing, beating each other up, calling each other names, and generally just not doing their jobs.  Lots of Chem!Tom/Loki fights and over the top animosity. Currently attending muses are Loki and Lyra from The King’s Heart, Tom and Anja from Chemical, Tom and Anna from Body Double, and Adam and Selina from Sanguine, with occasional appearances from Aleks of The Wolf King and Cara from Chemical.  Other random minor characters drop by from time to time. *New participants are Jack and Loki from Jack Montague, Eve from Sanguine, Tom and Chris from Penumbraluna, Thor from King’s Heart/Wolf King/Jack Montague.

Sunflower

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413650 - 10 chapters, ongoing

UPDATED 11/20

Tommy didn’t know that parking in a handicapped zone at 3 a.m. would get him on the shitlist of a cute disabled girl’s social justice warrior sister. Will it end up being the best thing that ever happened to him, or will his interest in baby sis end up with him in jail?  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, and SJW’ism taken too far.  Male characters are Tommy Stark (a young black-haired TH variant) and Martin Twain (based on Idris Elba).

The McClary Chronicles

A new series currently consisting of Sgàile Leannan and Sàmhach Mhiannan

Sgàile Leannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8174816 - 20 chapters, complete

Stuck in Scotland doing soil-testing research, Molly finds herself completely out of her element and in the crosshairs of a rough local who doesn’t turn a welcoming eye to strangers. Caught in a dangerous storm in an unfamiliar place, her only option beside freezing to death or getting lost on the mountain is to follow him home…   Explicit sex, language, adult themes, dubious consent, unprotected sex, starcrossed lovers, and antagonistic mountain men.  Male character is King McClary, a Loki-in-a-kilt hybrid original character.

Sàmhach Mhiannan

http://archiveofourown.org/works/9221345 - 18 chapters, ongoing

(Updated 5/28)

The sequel to Sgaile Leannan - Molly has returned home from Scotland, leaving King McClary behind in his own life while moving on with hers. But separating herself permanently from the surly Scotsman is proving more difficult than she expected when he suddenly shows up in Philadelphia. Are their stars really too crossed to ever hope they could be together?  This story picks up immediately where Sgaile Leannan left off, with Molly and King reunited in the city.  Explicit sex, language, adult themes, starcrossed lovers, angst, and lots of omg-are-they-ever-going-to-get-their-shit-together??

See You After The Apocalypse

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6567085 - 1 chapter, complete

A Chemical AU in which Chris gets Anja and the girls out of San Diego during a zombie apocalypse, leaving Tom and Cara behind to cover their escape.  Not knowing if Tom is still alive or if he’ll be able to locate her after the disaster is over, Anja waits for her mate to find his way back to her. True love, angst, adversity vs. fate, and all kinds of feels.  Male characters are Chem!Tom, Chris, and Pop Heyworth.

Meet Me In Phoenix

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7635625 - 5 chapters (10 projected), ongoing

(Updated 8/23/2016)

The sequel to See You After The Apocalypse, told from Tom’s POV.

Wolfsbane

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7446793 - 1 chapter, complete

Inspired by a “wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…” post on tumblr.

Wouldn’t it be great if your OTP…murdered each other?

A twisted little Chemical AU in which Chem!Tom and Anja never met - until just now, staring down the barrels of each other’s guns.  Plot twists, mention of rough sex, lots of Mr and Mrs Smith’ing.  Male character is an AU Chem!Tom.

Mine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5989584 - one-shot, single chapter, complete

The woman Loki has chosen for his bride has been given, instead, to his brother. Driven nearly mad with heartbreak and jealousy, he hides himself under a charm of invisibility and attends the wedding night - without an invitation.  Sex, smut, angst, language, voyeurism, and general Loki whump.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Sanguine

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4739396 - 15 chapters, complete

Adam is an 800-year old vampire living a hermit’s life, until he takes a young mortal as a blood donor in a business agreement that turns eventually into a sexual relationship.  In an accidental bloodlust frenzy, Adam goes against her wishes and turns her, ending their relationship and driving her out of his life. Now, years later, he’s having visions of her that seem so real they’re driving him insane.  Is she real or is he imagining her?  Dark romance, very adult themes, a lot of smut and heavy vampire sex.  Male character is Adam of Only Lovers Left Alive.

The Joker and The Thief Series

A new series currently consisting of Jack Montague and two Loki/Jack oneshots

Jack Montague (an Epilogue to Sanguine)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6319945 - 41 chapters, ongoing

(UPDATED 5/10)

Adam and Selina’s baby girl is all grown up and finding her own way through a world she doesn’t quite fit into - but that won’t stop her from claiming it as her own.  A crossing of paths with another otherworldly being - a castaway god in search of a partner in crime for dubious activities - opens up a whole new realm of possibilities for the bohemian vampire.  Dark romance, heavy smut, lots of kink, deviant behavior, and bloody squick.  Male character is an AU Loki.

Sugar Skull - added 4/18 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Gucci Incident - added 4/11 (synopsis to be added soon)

The Dragon Queen

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3597330 - 28 chapters, complete

After his capture and return to Asgard, Loki is sentenced to life in prison.  After a year of incarceration his personality, mental health, and disposition begin to decline, prompting Frigga to convince Odin to allow him some female company. Odin is reticent to fulfill this request until he figures out a way to punish both Loki and another prisoner who is languishing in his prison - but who is getting the worse end of the bargain, Loki or his new part-time cellmate?  VERY adult themes, violent sex, dark romance.  Not for the faint of heart.  Male character is Loki.

The Trickster’s Wife

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651918 - 30 chapters, ongoing

(UPDATED 3/31/2017)

Asgard - and specifically, Odin - needs Loki’s help.  But his assistance comes at a steep price: one eight-year old child, Odin’s favorite pet, to be raised by Loki to be his wife when she’s of age.  Can the Prince of Mischief handle bringing up a little girl on his own?  Romance, fluff, and intense sexual themes in later chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Lost Creatures

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8054515 - 1 chapter, complete (NEW)

How desperate Thor must be, to call on Loki for help…with this problem, in particular. But Loki has no desire to be of assistance…yet.  Male/male sex, smut, nasty talk, angst, longing, and general Loki attitude issues.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

The Tempest Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247606 - 11 segments, complete

Eleven short stories revolving around Loki’s siege of New York, beginning on the night before the attack and ending a year later.  An unbelievable amount of smut, very adult themes, Dom/sub undertones, violent sex, pretty much Loki being Loki.  Oh and romance, believe it or not.  Male character is Loki.

Smooth Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3596505 - 1 chapter, complete

The day before his capture, in Stuttgart, in which Loki acquires his famous suit. When the God of Chaos strolls into a shop in search of the perfect outfit for a night of mayhem, an accommodating shop girl suits him up in style.  Dom/sub sex, bondage, oral, heavy smut.  Male character is Loki.

Blue Collar Criminal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605628 - 1 chapter, incomplete

Sequel to Smooth Criminal. Loki is king of Asgard now, but boredom sends him back to Midgard in search of the shop girl that gave him the excellent blowjob. Fluff, dark romance, heavy on the sex in upcoming chapters.  Male character is Loki.

Beautiful Disaster

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3651276 - 1 chapter, complete

During a night off from filming in an unfamiliar town, Tom steps into a laundromat to get warm and ends up stealing a girl’s underwear.  The pilfered panties spark an obsession that lasts almost a year, with unexpected results. Fluff, panty kink, masturbation, romance, obsessive longing, basically just a sweet little Tom tale told from his POV.  Male character is TH.

The Good Stuff

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3674250 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki knows where Frigga keeps her booze.  He and Thor raid her stash and a long day of debauched drunken dares gets slightly out of hand.  Fluff, sexual assault, voyeurism, and all manner of perversion ensue.  Male characters are Loki and Thor.

Whisper

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605040 - 6 chapters, complete

Trapped as the only survivor in post-war Asgard, Loki devises a means of escape with just one drawback - it requires a willing human mind to accept him. Very dark adult themes, talk of violent nonconsensual sex, eventual consensual sex.  Male character is Loki.

No Regrets

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3756517 - 1 chapter, complete

Loki takes the throne of Asgard - but it’s only for an afternoon, and he’s not sitting on it alone.  Plotless smut with graphic sex and lewdness.  Male character is Loki.

Would You Like To Play A Game? Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/249025 - 4 stories, all complete

Four short stories following a Dom/sub theme:

Would You Like To Play A Game? -

An executive assistant is called upon to work overtime with her darkly sensual boss and ends up playing bondage games in the conference room.  Male character is a TH variant.

Burn -

Dom/sub play with a hot pepper.  Don’t try this at home.  Male character is a TH variant.

The Way of The Cat -

Being a crime boss’s moll can be a dangerous job, especially when his other love is a big black cat.  Male character is Jaguar!Tom from the It’s Good To Be Bad commercial series.

Sleep -

College somnambulance studies require subjects that are willing to be studied while they snooze.  Extra credit if the subject can’t sleep without masturbating first.  Male character is Oakley.

Civil Disobedience

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3847939 - 1 chapter, complete

What happens when you disobey the God of Asswhuppings?  Dom/sub, nonconsensual spanking, adult themes.  Male character is Loki.

Dandelion Series

http://archiveofourown.org/series/247612 - 6 segments, scattered

Six single-chapter segments in no particular chronological order, outlining a long-term loving relationship between friends who become lovers and finally marriage partners.  Heavy sex of all kinds, lots of smut, romance, Dom/sub undertones, spanking, adult themes, fluff.  Male character is a TH variant.

Yes Please, Magnus

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3605409 - 1 chapter, complete

Before joining the police force, a very young Magnus Martinsson worked an apprenticeship at a remote forensics facility to gain experience.  The only other resident at the compound is his slightly older boss - and weeks alone together have started to have an effect on both of them.  Sex, smut, shy romance.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson from Wallander.

Golden Boy

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3763015 - 5 chapters, incomplete

Even the most handsome, charming, charismatic matinee idols were once awkward teenagers in high school.  What if you were the reason that gawky boy turned into a sex god?  Sweet smut, lots of fluff, teen angst, first times.  Male character is an AU TH.

Awakening

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3685368 - 1 chapter, complete

Abusive love can destroy a spirit, but loving care can rebuild a soul.  Heavy sex, smut, Dom/sub undertones, spanking.  Male character is TH.

Broken Petals

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3608574 - 2 chapters, incomplete

When a female co-worker is brutally assaulted on the job, Magnus takes her into his care and starts to imagine a relationship with her.  Smut, fantasizing, masturbation, and eventual sex.  Male character is Magnus Martinsson.