#SO MANY MEAN OPINIONS FOR ME TO HAVE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES WEDDINF CHOICES. i’m in heaven

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people are also cowards about incorporating science into their ceremony. admittedly i think doing the “unity ceremony of pouring two glasses of something into a third thing”, normally a little too cutesy to me, is ONLY GOOD if it’s just. indicator solution. one flask of phenolphthalein one of idk dissolved baking soda or whatever. really dilute NaOH if you’ve got it lying around. however in that case you CANNOT pitch it as ‘ooh a magical reaction! two clear liquids turn pink!! and it recognizes the groom’s ~science background~” (always the groom idk…)

because the thing is if you aren’t a poser then your primary association with pouring anything into phenolphthalein should be suffering through the most incredibly annoying chem 2 titration lab exercise of your life