#SO I WAS LIKE BRO... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
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yandere! male housewife who randomly spawns in your life one day.
you wake up, still feeling slightly sleepy only to be greeted by... this oddly delicious smell of eggs and pancakes???
"good morning sunshine!"
"ah!"
suddenly, this random man that you've NEVER met before walks in, breakfast tray full of all your favourite things, beaming and treating you like you two are a happily married couple.
what the actual fuck.
"bro get out of my house???"
"darling, i know you're confused but please don't tell me to leave☹️ i just cooked all this for you! it's really not that hard to say a simple thank you, you know?"
"I don't even know who you are💀"
he doesn't get out of your house.
and he even has the audacity to stay there, sit on your bed, and feed you. huh??? what???
anyway! you end up in this weird forced relationship that you're dragged into because this guy doesn't seem to take no for an answer. not only is he obsessed and completely smittened by you, he's also... very persistent. too persistent. it's like he doesn't know when to give up. specifically in asking for your attention.
and he wonders why you don't like him...
"darling! it's time for our daily cuddling session!"
"yes dear..."
you're exhausted. absolutely drained from his constant affections that threaten to suffocate you. but you can do nothing about it because this man, like i said, doesn't take no for an answer.
"can you leave me alone?"
"haha... no why would i do that?"
"because i asked?"
":3"
i mean, at least he can cook and clean? you haven't touched the stove or your laundry ever since he appeared in your life so at least that's a positive. i guess. i dunno, maybe if you make him jealous or angry...
"no dinner tonight."
"what? why?"
"you went out without telling me how could you do this to your husband?"
"for the LAST time, we are NOT married."
#oldmarriedcouple

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bro- rant under the cut because I hate that this is actually how some people act nowadays
man there are times where I get so pissed because I see people just like this, trying to use God and the bible to justify hate, when love is literally what could be considered the main theme of Jesus’ whole message. Love each other, be good people, and believe in God are legit his major teaching points and so many people, Christian or not, forget that a lot. One of my favorite quotes from a meme is God saying “Why is no one loving thy neighbor? I specifically requested it!” Man rant aside this stuff pisses me off so much the people who say this shit are the people who actually need to read the bible and get disproven. Saying you’re Christian doesn’t give you the right to be an asshole to people who have different beliefs. Anyway how is your day going?
And for the record, the bible never says that you get to murder or even hate people you don’t like, in fact it advises heavily to not do that

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standing in the light of your halo, i got my angel now
summary: dating after harry surprising you at your show gave you the final push you needed, you two go public and quickly find out you weren’t as subtle as you thought. later, a wild lando appears.
vicious speaks: we’re finally here!! this is nothing but pure fluff for these babies 💗
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oscarpiastri y’all are so cute it makes me sick
⤷ yourusername you love us
oscarpiastri unfortunately 😕
fan1 day 56893 of asking ya’ll to post a selfie together
fan2 flower boyyy 💐
yourbff we love to see you being treated the way you deserve!!
ynharrysthird MY LOVES
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fan1 ohhh to be on a beach paint date with yn
fan2 don’t be shy, post a pic of you kissing
alexandrasaintmleux 💓🥹💓
fan3 you being active and posting personal pics is still something i’m not used to 😵💫
fan4 you in your bf era is such a serve
ynharrysthird i’m being soooo normal about this i promise (lie)
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harrystyles first of many 💗
⤷ yourusername 💕
⤷ fan1 I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THIS CUTENESS
fan2 *pretends to be shocked*
⤷ fan3 we definitely had no idea you guys were together
⤷ fan4 yeah this is such a surprise
⤷ harrystyles alright 😂
⤷ lilymhe clocked 😭
yourbff 💞💞💞 ♥︎ by author
mclaren our favorite couple 🥰
⤷ yourusername our favorite admin 💘
⤷ fan5 admin making it known yn’s still a mclaren girlie
⤷ mclaren always!
⤷ yourusername it’s a for life thing!!
⤷ fan6 stop, yn saying being a mclaren girlie is a for life thing is gonna make me cry 🥹
annetwist so cute! 💓
⤷ yourusername 🥰
⤷ ynharrysthird gem being in the likes and anne being in the comments is so personal to me 🥹
fan7 ADOPT ME
carlossainz55 he’s making everyone else look like bad boyfriends
⤷ carlossainz55 not me, though
⤷ yourbff lmao nice save
⤷ carlossainz55 love you, querida
ynharrysthird HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 💕
⤷ yourusername HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 🫶🏼
⤷ ynharrysthird OHMYGOD
⤷ fan8 how ya doing, buddy?
⤷ ynharrysthird NOT WELL
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fan1 thank u oscar for providing us with adorable ynharry content
yourusername omg i completely forgot you were here!!
⤷ oscarpiastri i could tell
⤷ yourusername 😭
f1 understandable, they’re really cute
fan2 going from you saying lando didn’t deserve yn last year, to you posting a pic of her and harry being all lovey dovey, oh we have never been more up!!
fan3 does this post you mean you officially give them your blessing?
fan4 this ain’t it
carlossainz55 you will be missed, amigo 😔💔
fan5 aren’t you supposed to be landos bsf 🤨
ynharrysthird when i’m in a biggest ynharry supporter competition and oscar piastri is my opponent
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fan1 dkfjgjd even you sound done with his shit 😭
⤷ landoupdates he doesn’t move for so long and once he does, it’s just to stir up old drama 😵💫 imagine how tired i am.
fan2 he needs to get over it, it’s been a year and HE’S THE ONE WHO CHEATED.
fan3 going this hard for lando is crazy, he isn’t gonna fuck you!
fan4 “that girl and her boyfriend” is crazy when it’s literally yn and harry styles
fan5 lando LOSER 🫵😂
fan6 the ratio has me crying
⤷ fan7 quotes are beating their ass 😭
fan8 he’s so desperate for attention, it’s sad
fan9 nah they’re right, oscar was a snake for that
fan10 lando you fumbled, move on bro
fan11 his audacity is astounding
francisca.cgomes she did NOT try to ruin landos life wtf HE tried to ruin his OWN life when he thought he could cheat without getting caught instead of making up his damn mind about who he wanted to be with
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fan13 all the wags, aria, and gemma coming to yns defense oh lando it’s so over for you
fan14 yeah lando’s definitely the problem
ynharrysthird mf GET A LIFE and leave these people alone lando
fan13 lando is currently in the “find out” phase of “fuck around and find out”
oscarpiastri if he were a real man he’d contact me instead of being a little bitch and liking tweets
⤷ fan14 WHOA
⤷ fan15 THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG
⤷ fan16 🕯️manifesting there’ll be cameras around if they throw hands 🕯️
⤷ fan17 i’ve got $100 on oscar winning
⤷ ynharrysthird i’ve got $200
⤷ carlossainz i’ve got $1000
⤷ fan18 your ass is always at the scene of the crime 😭
⤷ fan19 he’s just here to look pretty and be messy
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fan1 the caption fkgjfjdjdhs
ynharrysthird it was so lovely to meet you 💕 thank you again for taking time out of your day to have a conversation with me 🥰 ♥︎ by author
fan2 OMGGGG
yourusername WITHOUT ME?!?! just fell to my knees in a walmart
⤷ ynharrysthird omg 😭
⤷ yourusername i’ll meet you next time dw <3
⤷ fan3 WHEN IS IT MY TURN
yourbff omg the legend, the icon, the moment™️
⤷ ynharrysthird QUEEN
fan4 she’s been ur #1 supporter since day 1, this was def deserved
maxverstappen1 insane caption
fan5 lmao he’s so unbothered
⤷ fan6 he said “lando who?” 😭
fan7 ynharrysthird how does it feel to live my dream?
⤷ ynharrysthird pretty good, i’m not gonna lie
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fan1 just casually reminding us she’s dating one of ferrari’s hottest racers
yourusername missing you already 🥺
⤷ yourbff same ❤️🩹
fan2 not to be that person but the only other pic that’s in black & white is the one of yn…perhaps hinting at a paddock return?
⤷ fan3 omg DO NOT get my hopes up
⤷ fan4 God i hope so, i miss her race day looks
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Danny Valentine's mess
The usual buzz of homeroom was in full swing when Danny pulled his books from his backpack, only for a small red envelope to slip out and land on his desk. Star, who was sitting nearby, immediately took notice.
"Ooooh, Danny, you got a Valentine’s Day card!" she teased, reaching for it before Danny could stop her. "Who’s it from?"
Danny blinked at the envelope. "I have no clue."
Dash, always eager for gossip, snatched it up before Star could open it. "Let’s see what we got here," he said, dramatically clearing his throat before reading aloud. "Danny Fenton, I’ve admired you for so long—"
He suddenly stopped, frowning. "Wait… why is this typed? And in Times New Roman?"
Tucker leaned over, taking a quick photo of the letter with his PDA. "Yup. Black ink. Default font. Bro, if you’re gonna type a love letter, at least switch up the color, add a cute font, or do something creative. This looks like an essay. Where’s the personality?" He shook his head in disappointment.
Paulina, who had been listening, sighed dramatically. "As much as it pains me to agree with Foley, he’s right. A love confession is supposed to be personal! You put effort into making it stand out, not make it look like an MLA-formatted assignment."
"Exactly!" Star nodded. "Like, where are the little hearts? The cute doodles? This person clearly likes you, but they could’ve at least signed their name."
Danny sighed, taking the letter back. "I mean, it’s sweet, but yeah, kind of weird they didn’t personalize it more."
Tucker suddenly smirked. "Maybe it’s from Amy."
The entire group froze before a chorus of confused voices filled the air. "Amy?" "Wait, Amy?" "Who’s Amy?"
Dash’s eyebrows shot up. "Dude, you dated an Amy? Since when?"
Danny, looking a little flustered, rubbed the back of his neck. "Uh, yeah. Back in sixth grade."
Tucker, now enjoying the reactions, grinned. "Oh, you guys don’t even know the half of it. Danny’s had three ex-girlfriends."
Silence. Then—
"Three?!" Multiple voices rang out in shock.
"You? Had three girlfriends?" Kwan asked, looking genuinely surprised.
"I mean, yeah?" Danny shrugged. "It’s not like I go around bragging about it."
"Wait, wait, wait," Paulina interrupted, flipping her hair. "Who are these girls? I demand details."
Danny sighed, realizing there was no escape. "Alright, fine. So, first, there was Amy. We dated for most of sixth grade, but she broke up with me in May."
"Dang, almost a full year?" Star raised an eyebrow. "What happened?"
Danny shrugged. "Never really got a straight answer, honestly. Just that she thought it was best if we broke up."
Tucker crossed his arms. "And then there was Rei."
"Who?" Sam finally spoke up, her voice controlled.
"Rei was my summer girlfriend," Danny explained. "We met while she and her family were staying in Amity Park for the summer. When she found out her dad’s job was supposed to move them here, she was super excited. But at the last minute, her dad lost the job offer, and they had to go back to Japan. We broke up right before she left. I gave her a necklace as a goodbye gift."
"Okay, that’s actually kind of sweet," Paulina admitted.
"And then," Tucker continued, "there was Heather."
This got the biggest reaction.
"Wait, wait, wait—Heather?" Star practically choked. "As in Heather Heather? Ice-skating champion, fluent in five languages, exchange program star, that Heather?"
"The same Heather who got a dog from the Prime Minister of China?" Dash added, eyes wide.
Danny groaned. "Yes, that Heather."
The room exploded.
"DUDE!" Kwan shouted. "How do you date Heather and not talk about it?!"
"It was eighth grade!" Danny protested. "It’s not like we advertised it!"
"Still, you were dating the girl everyone thought was gonna take over the world! How did it even happen?"
Danny smiled a little. "Honestly? Heather liked being around me because I didn’t put her on some pedestal. She was always under pressure to be perfect, but when we hung out, she could just be herself. I introduced her to music she loved, and she enjoyed listening to me rant about stars and NASA. She even had a wallpaper of me looking at the stars because she thought it was cute."
Paulina placed a hand over her heart. "That’s actually adorable."
"Yeah," Danny admitted. "We dated for a while, but… she broke up with me, too."
The room fell quiet for a moment.
"Wait," Star said slowly. "Amy broke up with you. Rei broke up with you. Heather broke up with you. They all said you were, like, the best boyfriend they had… and yet they all broke it off? That doesn’t make any sense."
Danny frowned slightly. "I mean, I never really thought about it. I don’t sit around analyzing my breakups, you know?"
Tucker muttered, "Except on Valentine’s Day."
Meanwhile, Sam had gone silent, her fingers gripping her desk as a memory surfaced—a confrontation from months ago.
Heather’s cold, knowing stare.
"I know what you did, Sam. I know you made Amy break up with Danny. I know you somehow had a hand in Rei’s father losing that job offer. And now I had to break up with him, too. So tell me—what’s your endgame here? Sooner or later, Danny’s going to figure it out. And when he does, and you get called out for your toxic behavior, I hope I’m there to take a photo of your face. Because I will not let you forget what you did."
Sam swallowed hard.
Heather was the girl who could stop any rumor. The one who could read people like a book. If she had put the pieces together, how much longer before Danny did, too?
She clenched her fists under the desk.
"Sam?" Star called, pulling her out of her thoughts. "You okay?"
Sam forced a smirk. "Yeah, just… surprised, is all. Didn’t think Danny was such a heartbreaker."
Danny groaned. "Oh, come on! I was not a heartbreaker!"
Dash smirked. "Three exes say otherwise."
Danny slumped in his seat as the teasing continued, but Sam’s mind was elsewhere. Because Heather was right.
And sooner or later, Danny was going to figure it out.
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d d d d dddd d DATING ANAXA HEADCANONS 🗣️🗣️🗣️ bc im proper insane, bonkers even (oh blimey she escaped the asylum again)
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did i draw this and imagine a million scenarios during it? yes. yes idid. this post is the result. btw havent played 3.1 so here are my wrong headcanons (more mischaracterisation? love that) (w/ gnreader as usual!) bc i love my men bratty and smart. WARNING!! i broke my sfw rules for anaxa LMAOOO💔💔mix of sfw + NSFW ahead guys look OUT ITS NOT A DRILL THIS IS HAPPENING AAAAA😭🙏
starting off strong. i ant hold it in anymore ANAXA'S EROGENOUS ZONE IS UNDER HIS EYEPATCH🗣️🗣️🗣️ I HAVE SPOKEN MY TRUTH‼️THIS IS WHAT MADE ME QUESTION MY SFW STATUS I CAN FINALLY RELEASEMY DEMONS
i imagine he lowkey loves it when you have your finger under his eyepatch and. penetrate it. into his cosmos space thingy. and like he breathes really heavy, flushed cheeks, some tears, def some stifled moaning, and will hold your wrist to nudge your finger further in. basically bro is getting off to it. will clean your finger with his tongue after the session, but you have to help him walk around since his legs are deffo jelly after that DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT IM SEEING PLEEEEASEEE SOMEONE WRITE THIS DONT MAMKE ME DO ITTT😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏
EDIT: ANAXA HAS A "G-SPOT"/PROSTATE IN HIS SPACE CHEST🗣🗣🗣
WILL TAKE OFF HIS RINGS AND PUT IT ON YOUR FINGERS RAAAAAAAAAAH and he def teases you by sliding it on your ring finger, gauging your reaction as he smirks (that sly sod omggg)
"hmm, this finger looks a little lonely... i could change that."
interlaces his hand with yours to stretch it, like a massage. knows all the pressure points to help de-stress you
uses his wind powers to do fun magic tricks and play with you like imagine he only has to flick his finger and the wind pulls you closer to him HUUUUUUUUUUU SICKCCKKKK. will also blow a calm, soft breeze if you need to relax and take your mind off things.
literally gets a kick off of flustering you (it's his love language) every time you ask him why his response is: "so? don't like it?" mans not embarassed💔
if you have any texting habits, like sending cute stickers or kaomojis, anaxa will copy it bc he thinks its cute and amusing. always replying to your messages, although the same can't be said with the chrysos heirs who nag at him for ignoring theirs
anaxa: where are you? i've been waiting for ages ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴ you: ??? that's my kaomoji??? anaxa: ours now anaxa: (҂` ロ ´)︻デ═一 you: \(º □ º l|l)/
idk why i feel this so strongly but anaxa just does many smaller kisses, like pecks to the cheek. kinda playful, fleeting but always returning. i also feel like he's a neck kinda guy, always brushing his fingers along it or placing kisses. will secure you in place with a hug just to kiss the nape.
even though you two are together, anaxa will still give you stinky side eyes. loves to hear your gossip for sure, he doesn't say it but he loves chatting shit about others. will be the quietest ever when you have juicy stories.
will flame anyone who has made you upset to bits and pieces. bro's mouth is like a machine gun
likes to tilt your chin, moving it so you face him whenever he wants your attention.
he likes it when you take control, that brat taming typa shiii brooo00 he likes it when you rough him up, always a cheeky grin on his face. prods you as well, like "is that it?", "c'mon, harder my love..."
loves when you give him hickeys, or any markings like scratches. its like staking your claim on him and he fw with that😎
one sure way to get him flustered is straight up telling him "i love you". it forces him to confront his feelings head on and anaxa can't deal with that. will lightly flick your forehead, or anything to stop you from staring at his reddened face.
a/n: so. this is what happens whne im menstruating. how we feeling guys. it was jsut a few very insane headcanons tbh, the rest were fine, bit of an overreaction looool this is tame in comparison to my ao3 works. my god i need my daily cuppa where is it. this reminds me of when i was a wee teenager and experienced akechi from p5 for the first time. changed my trajectory fr. thanks akechi goro u saved ruined me
#my god im so deep inside (anaxa)#hsr x reader#honkai star rail x reader#anaxa x reader#hsr anaxa#honkai star rail#hsr#anaxa
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𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒂 ! ᶜˡ¹⁶ ᵐᵛ¹

you don't have to be sorry for leaving and growing up ⋆˚࿔

𝓬harles leclerc + 𝓶ax verstappen x 𝓶ale reader synopsis: reader was the rookie in the upcoming formula 1 season. his name was in everyone’s mouth and on everyone’s social media page. but, he’s still a person who has homework, feelings, and two nonbiological older brothers—or nonbiological dads, however you want to look at it.
genre: familial, smau and irl, hurt/comfort, fluff warnings: lestappen is shipped but theyre not together, stressed reader, reader replaces liam
author's note: not intended for female readers & not written for female readers. this came to me in a dream.
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Y/N WAS A force to be reckoned with on the track. His talented overtakes and passes on the track helped him climb up the ranks easily. He quickly made his way up to Formula 1, skipping over Formula 2, and became the youngest rookie for the upcoming season. It was no surprise that he was all everyone talked about; Red Bull dropping Liam Lawson to pick up an inexperienced rookie who was still in high school.
He was a high school student by day and a Formula 1 driver, also by day. His schedule was the definition of stressful and he had no competition for the most stressed award. Y/n took online classes seeing as there was no way for him to go to a school while flying all over the world for races. It was surprising to the drivers around him that he was able to do everything, including perform well in his car when it really mattered, and not show any signs of stress.
It was surprising to y/n too; he was covered up to his ears in stress and he felt as though he was drowning every second of the day.







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Y/N THOUGHT F4 and F3 were bad, but F1 was a whole different rodeo. Their schedule wasn't as hectic during F4 and F3 as it is in F1, but it was still pretty stressful having to do homework on the road when you couldn't talk to anybody about it since most of the drivers dropped out of school. F1 was worse; nobody was in school or they dropped out before they could graduate so nobody understood what he was going through, he was shipped around the world on a weekly basis, he had training day in and day out, and he had to do calculus homework in between practices.
He held his forehead in his hand as he leaned his elbow against the table in front of him. Y/n was currently looking at his math homework like it had 5 heads instead of 0 since it was a piece of paper. The eraser of his pencil tapped against the table that distracted him away from his homework momentarily. The problem he was stuck on stared back at him as he felt almost guilty for not being able to solve this problem.
"You okay?"
Max.
When it was announced that y/n would be taking Liam's spot, y/n had already met with Max multiple times. They were trying to see if the team chemistry would be there between a seasoned driver and an unseasoned one. Their relationship formed quickly as Max became an older brother figure to y/n. Max connected him to Charles, both having some idea what y/n was going through. From there, Max and Charles became y/n's mentor's in Formula 1 and helped him through everything he needed to know.
Y/n turned his head away from the worksheet and he looked over at Max, who was walking over in his race suit as he just got done with his FP2. He wore a worried look as y/n was tucked into the corner of the Red Bull hospitality with a confused and frustrated look on his face.
The rookie sighed as he dropped his pencil and hid his face in his hands. "Not really," he groaned as both his arms and head dropped onto the table; his head laying on his folded arms. "Calculus is going to be the death of me, Max. I can't do this," there was a slight waver to his voice, but he refused to cry in front of his teammate.
Max pursed his lips and sighed. He looked around the room to see if there was anything he could grab that might be of service to the young driver. When nothing came to mind, Max sat in the chair to y/n's right and he turned it so it faced y/n.
"Hey," Max said softly as he nudged y/n's knee with his own. Y/n's head rolled to the side so he could see Max's face and Max could see his. Y/n's eyes were starting to turn red, but Max paid no attention to it because he knew y/n would hate him for it. "If you need help, or a break, just ask, or talk to me or Charles. We care about you, y/n, and it sucks to see that they," he nodded over to the Red Bull team who was working on Max's car, "don't care about your mental health or school work. But, Charles and I do, okay?"
Y/n pursed his lips and nodded, blinking away tears that threatened to fall from his stinging eyes. He cleared his throat as he leaned back in his chair, his arms falling down into his lap as he looked back at the table
"Yeah. I care about you guys too," y/n started, looking down at his hands which were starting to fold his fingers together as a distraction, "but it's hard. I never liked asking for help and it's still a hard thing for me to do, even if you and Charles are trying to tell me it's okay to do so." Y/n rubbed at his nose as that too was starting to sting. He blinked away tears once more. "I just wish people understood. Fans and reporters. I feel like they only see me as the rookie that got picked up, and not as a high school student who happens to be good at racing," he looked up at Max, who was nodding along to what he was saying, paying attention to every word he said.
Max smiled sadly and nodded. "It sucks, it really does. They never understand and they don't even try to. I'm sorry about that, y/n, I really am," his eyes were wide and filled with sadness and sympathy. "They don't have to understand, though. You don't have to care about what they think, alright?" His eyes turned serious as he leaned forward and put a hand on y/n's knee. "You just need to focus on your school work and driving. Your real fans understand and they care about you too."
Y/n nodded along and he sniffed before wiping his nose on his hoodie sleeve. His FP2 was before Max's, so he slipped out of his race suit and into comfy clothes quickly so he could hide himself in the corner he and Max found themselves in now so he wouldn't be bothered.
Max's eyes narrowed at y/n before they glanced at his worksheet. "When is that due?" He asked as he pointed at the worksheet, which was halfway done.
"Um," y/n hummed as he looked over at the worksheet. He wasn't sure, so he had to double check. "One second," he said as he opened up his computer that was previously closed and shut off as he kept trying to look at the answer key. He pulled up Google Classroom and scrolled to his calculus class. He clicked his tongue a couple of times before saying, "Not until Monday." He looked back at Max, who had a smile on his face. "Why?"
"Tomorrow isn't Monday," Max smiled at y/n. They had a qualifying tomorrow, but an idea was brewing in Max's head already for tonight.
Y/n's brows furrowed, "I'm glad you know your days of the week, Max."
Max laughed. "How about we do something tonight? Invite Charles and we just go hang out around town?" He asked with a smile.
It wasn't unusual for Charles, Max, and y/n to do some adventuring in the town they end up having races in, but it was starting to get rare as y/n's midterms were sneaking up in the next month or two.
Y/n went to deny as he wanted to finish the worksheet, but Max held up a hand and leaned forward in his seat. "Don't try and get out of this because of your homework that isn't due until Monday. You're still young, y/n. You deserve to have some fun in your life, yeah?"
The younger driver scoffed a laugh as he leaned back in his seat. He shook his head, "You're unbelievable and I hate you." Max raised a brow and he held out his hands as he waited for a confirmation. "What the hell, sure," y/n shook his head as Max smiled and hit his shoulder.
"Alright!" Max smiled and stood. His hands hit his thighs as he stood. "You can stay in that if you want," he gestured towards y/n's oversized Red Bull hoodie and matching sweat-shorts, "but I'm going to take a very quick shower and change. I'll text Charles as well."
Then, Max left towards his driver room.
A smile formed on y/n's face. Even if he was close to tears just a minute ago, his eyes were dry as he packed up his calculator, pencil case, and tucked his worksheet into his math folder. It felt nice to be liked and to be needed. While he did have a loving family cheering him on from home, it was hard to be away from them during the season. It was nice to have two people who could fill in those roles while they were away.
Y/n made his way to the couch that was in the Red Bull hospitality, but not before grabbing a Red Bull from the mini fridge that was at the end of the couch. It was nearing dinner time and y/n was sure he would fall asleep on the couch he just sat on if he didn't have at least a couple of sips of Red Bull in his system.
As Max showered and changed, y/n played a mindless game on his phone that Charles downloaded a while ago after his own phone had died and was bored. Y/n remembers it vaguely; he doesn't remember where they were or what they were doing, but Charles's phone had died and he asked y/n id he had games on his phone, to which y/n responded no and Charles acted as if he killed Leo. Then, Charles said that it was his favorite game and was convinced that y/n was living under a rock because he didn't have it downloaded.
He played a couple of rounds before Max came out of his driver's room in a surprising pair of sweatpants and one of his classic Red Bull collard shirts. It wasn't common to see Max in sweatpants, he usually wore jeans with his shirts. Max typed on his phone as he walked, and he almost ran into the couch, but he stopped right in front of it before he could.
"You ready?" Max asked once he looked up from his phone. He chuckled at the sight in front of him; y/n holding his red bull can close as he was curled in on himself in the corner of the couch. His phone was close to his face as he played his game.
Y/n looked up and nodded, quickly unfurling himself. "Yep," he said, popping the 'p'. He stood from the couch and adjusted his hoodie. "Charles already outside?" y/n asked as Max started to lead the way to the door of the hospitality. He didn't get an answer from Max, but his confirmation was Charles standing in front of the door once Max opened up the door.
"Hey you two," Charles smiled at them as y/n and Max bent down to slip on the quickest shoes they could (sneakers for Max and Birkenstock clogs for y/n). Charles wore a red hoodie with a small black Ferrari horse on the heart with white sweatpants and creme Puma suede shoes. "Let's go, yeah?" He nodded his head toward the car park where all of the drivers kept their cars during race weekend.
Max and y/n stepped out of the Red Bull hospitality with smiles on their faces, happy that their trio was back together. Sometimes it's hard for the Red Bull duo to get together with Charles, seeing as their teams want to make sure their secrets aren't being shared with their opponent.
"Where are we going?" Y/n asked as the trio started to walk toward the car park; y/n was in the middle with Max to his right and Charles to his left. He looked from Max and then to Charles, both having smiles on their faces as they looked at each other past y/n's head.
"Seriously guys, where are we going?"




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youruser had to buy a swimsuit at the store cause they didn't tell me i needed one when we left
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charles_leclerc do people not go streaking anymore? ⤷ youruser you are NASTY! NASTY i tell you
userseven did you get your homework done
usereight alright ..
maxverstappen1 at least you got a new swimsuit out of it, i just got sandy pizza ⤷ charles_leclerc that was your own fault ⤷ youruser maxverstappen1 free protein for quali!!
oscarpiastri whore behavior on main is crazy ⤷ youruser leave me and my whoreiness alone 💔
usernine i wish i had a relationship like y/n and lestappen ⤷ userten so..parents? ⤷ usernine that was unnecessary
usereleven YOU'RE GOING TO GET POLE POSITION TOMORROW Y/N I BELIEVE IN YOU!! ⤷ usertwelve nah he's washed ⤷ userthirteen it's literally his first season 😭😭??????????
lando high school senior & f1 driver by day WHORE by night ⤷ youruser what's up with the mclaren teammates calling me a whore just say you want me and move on ⤷ lando woah alright i touched a nerve there my bad

TURNS OUT WHERE they were going was a beach—actually, first a clothing store, then a pizza restaurant, and then the beach. Charles and Max only told y/n they were going to the beach after pulling out of the car park in Charles's white Ferrari, so he whined and forced them to stop at a clothing store nearby so he could run in and buy a new pair of trunks and even a cover shirt.
Y/n leaned back on the blanket that Charles pulled out of his trunk when they pulled up to the beach. His elbows and heels dig into the sand as he laid back relaxed. He watched as Max and Charles played in the water like children. They had tried to pull him to the water with them, but he just denied and wanted to stay dry. He pulled on his Red Bull sweatshirt from before as the sun was starting to set and it was starting to get windy on the beach.
He must've zoned out, because suddenly both Max and Charles were laughing right next to him and falling down onto towels that they brought. They were sighing and laughing through breaths as they sat on either side of y/n, Max to y/n right and Charles to his left like before.
"You guys have fun?" Y/n asked, a smile on his face as he looked from Max to Charles, and then back to Max, and repeated that a couple of times before he got an answer.
Charles laughed and nodded, "Yeah. It's been so long since I've had fun in the water at a beach. I usually go on my boat, but I haven't been on a beach in so long."
Silence fell onto the three as they watched the sun slowly set and listened to the crashing of the waves and the chatter of birds that were further down the shoreline.
Suddenly, after a beat of staring at y/n and questioning whether he should actually speak up or not, Max asked, "Are you okay, now?" Y/n turned to Max while Charles turned to watch y/n like Max.
Y/n took a breath and looked back out towards the water. He pursed his lips and after a beat, he nodded. "Yeah," he breathed out with a smile on his face. "Yeah, I am. Sometimes I get too caught up in my own head and I act like I never have enough time for a break, and my life is always go, go, go. While it is that way sometimes, I feel like I never ask for help, or for a break." He took a deep breath in, smelling and taking in the smell of the salt water. Y/n looked to Max and then to Charles with a smile, "Thank you guys. Really. This was really nice, and definitely needed."
Charles smiled back at y/n and he glanced to Max quickly before looking back at y/n. "We're always here for you, y/n. Whether it's for school help, driving help, mental help, or even to kill someone," they all let out a chuckle, "we're here for you, okay? You're special, y/n, and we don't want you to lose your young spark just because you're stressed, alright?"
Y/n smiled, teary-eyed. He nodded, "Alright. I love you guys."
"We love you too, but," Max stood and he bent down to pull off y/n hoodie, which went willingly as y/n rolled his eyes, "it's time to get you in the water."
"Maaaax," y/n whined, but they weren't heard as Charles laughed and joined Max in standing. He helped grab y/n and drag him towards the water. Y/n's yells were helpless as he laughed and squirmed in their grip. "I hate you guys!" Y/n yelled before he was tossed into the cold water.
He came back up with a scowl as Charles and Max laughed with each other at y/n. "I know where you sleep."




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userfourteen bro theyre so cute 😭😭
userfifteen they don't want us to ship lestappen then they post pictures of them playing in the water like alright mate
youruser don't be fooled by the smile on my back, i was NOT happy ⤷ charles_leclerc i don't know i remember you telling us you loved us ⤷ maxverstappen1 you know i remember that too ⤷ youruser i told you guys i hated you actually
usersixteen the only family in formula 1
userseventeen can't decide if y/n is their kid or brother ⤷ usereighteen if we're shipping lestappen, kid. if we're not, brother.
maxverstappen1 ❤️ ⤷ charles_leclerc literally just a heart? damn what the hell ⤷ youruser my parents are fighting 💔
oscarpiastri um where was my invite????? ⤷ youruser you can come when you have a mental breakdown over homework ❤️ ⤷ oscarpiastri oh.. hope you're doing okay ⤷ youruser this made me giggle yes i am doing okay thank you oscar 😭😭
lando BAN family's from formula 1 next thing we know they're going to get 1-2-3 positions for the rest of the season ⤷ charles_leclerc no need to be salty lando nowins ⤷ lando I WILL SLASH YOUR TYRES
usernineteen im living for this family we have in f1 like y/n is literally lestappen's son

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Js thinking about gym bro shua 😮💨😮💨



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Joshua had been working out a lot lately, and you could tell by the way his muscles bulged under his shirt. You had noticed him sneaking off to the gym after work more often than usual, but you hadn't realized just how much it was affecting him. One night, after a long day at work, you found yourself pinned against the wall by him. His hands were on your hips, holding you in place as he pressed his body against yours.
"I've been waiting all day to get you alone," he growled, his breath hot against your ear. "I need you so badly." You could feel his hardness pressing against your thigh, and you knew he was serious.
"Someone's been working out a lot," you teased, running your hands over his chest. "You're all muscle now." Joshua chuckled, his grip on your hips tightening. "You have no idea," he said, his voice low and rough. "I've been putting in extra time at the gym, working out until I'm exhausted."
He leaned in and nipped at your neck, his teeth grazing your skin. "And I've been thinking about you the whole time. Imagining what I'd do to you when I finally had you alone." You moaned as he began to kiss and suck on your neck, leaving a trail of love bites in his wake. "And what do you want to do to me?" you asked, your voice breathless.
"I want to take you right here against this wall," Joshua said, his hands sliding down to your thighs. "I want to show you just how strong I've gotten." He lifted you up effortlessly, wrapping your legs around his waist. You gasped as you felt the cold wall against your back, the rough texture sending shivers down your spine.
"You're so light," he murmured, his lips moving down to your collarbone. "I could hold you up all night if I wanted to." And boy he wasn’t lying. Joshua's stamina was incredible, and he proved it as he held you up against the wall for what felt like hours. He pounded into you relentlessly, his muscles straining with the effort of keeping you in place. You clung to him desperately, your nails digging into his shoulders as he hit all the right spots inside you. "Joshua," you moaned, your head thrown back in ecstasy. "You're going to break me."
Joshua smirked, clearly enjoying the way you were falling apart in his arms. "You can take it," he grunted, his pace never faltering. "I know you can. You're my good girl, aren't you?" You nodded, unable to form a coherent sentence as he continued to drive you to the edge. The wall behind you was creaking under the force of his thrusts, and you were sure it was going to give way at any moment.
"I'm gonna make you cum so hard," he promised, his voice thick with lust. "You're going to scream my name and beg for more." You couldn't hold back any longer, the pleasure building inside you until it exploded like a supernova. You screamed his name as you came, your body trembling in his arms. Joshua held you through it, his hips still moving as he chased his own release. He groaned as he felt you clenching around him, his thrusts becoming more erratic.
"That's it, baby," he panted. "Cum for me again. I'm not done with you yet." You were oversensitive and overstimulated, but Joshua didn't stop. He kept going, his thrusts becoming slower and deeper as he neared his own climax.
"I can feel you shaking," he said, his voice hoarse. "You're so sensitive. I love it." He captured your lips in a heated kiss, swallowing your moans as he fucked you against the wall. His grip on your thighs was almost bruising now, but you didn't care. You were too lost in the pleasure to even think about anything else. Finally, with one last deep thrust, Joshua came undone. He buried himself inside you as he released, filling you with his hot seed. He panted heavily, his forehead resting against yours as he tried to catch his breath.
"Fuck," he whispered, slowly lowering you back down to the ground. "That was... incredible." You clung to him, your legs shaking too much to support your weight. You could feel his cum dripping down your thighs, and you knew you were going to be sore in the morning. Joshua scooped you up into his arms and carried you to the bedroom, laying you down gently on the bed. He crawled in beside you, pulling you close to his chest.
"You did so well," he murmured, running his fingers through your hair. "You took everything I gave you." You snuggled into him, feeling a sense of contentment wash over you. "You're going to have to carry me around for a week now," you joked, your voice hoarse from screaming.
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ooooo summarize the one where tarl gets called bosk by a mean lady and it rewrites his brain chemistry
Oh, Telima! The Mean Domme! LMAO it's so funny.
So Tarl is boating down the Big Fuckass River to Port Kar where a dude he wants to meet up with lives. Port Kar is a notorious hive of scum and villainy but has far fewer Han Solos to shoot douchebags in the face unfortunately.
We get like, ten pages of Tarl talking about how longbows are good at killing people, because duh of course they are. However, for some fuckass reason Goreans usually consider it a low class and disgraceful weapon, and Tarl is considered weird for liking it. I will give Norm credit for Tarl, raised an Englishman, having a favorable view of the longbow even in a society that views them as dishonorable. Reluctantly. Anyway.
He's in the Vosk delta, which is a vast labyrinth of swamp mostly covered in a reed called Rence, which is used to make paper and also parts are edible. It's inhabited by Rence Growers, who are actually kinda cool?
They make like, floating boat towns, and hunt and fish the marshes, and they take in fled slaves sometimes and let them live as free women. Like. They kinda rock actually?
Instead of any actual plot for a bit, we get like twenty pages here of Norm outlining Rence, how it grows, how it's harvested, how things are made from it, ect ect. This completely derails the story for a jarring length of time, and it will not be the last time such a thing happens. Norm loves his annoying and dumb infodumps.
Anyway, Tarl is in their territory, and happens upon a free woman fishing in the marshes. He is, predictably, what he thinks is polite but from her POV is intrusive and annoying, and her village takes him captive.
THEN we get to the wild shit.
A Sorp is a turtle, btw. And legit this is like, one of the 3 reasonable dudes we get on Gor. Ho Hak you're a king love you bro.
Champion shit.
ANYWAY.
This, in the hands of a better writer, could have been the moment when Tarl realized that, oh, shit, yeah okay in this situation he will act just like the women he's enslaved before who complied rather than be beaten or killed. It could have been a watershed moment.
It will not be.
ANYWAY, Tarl is taken slave, and Telima absolutely rearranges his whole brain with ONE SINGLE NIGHT OF BEING A MEAN DOMME.
He will go by this name FOR THE ENTIRE NEXT THIRTY BOOKS LIKE GIRL JESUS CHRIST.
He's chasing this high for the entire rest of the series. He never gets over this. Like holy shit. Fuck.
Anyway so some Port Kar slavers raid the place and take some people captive, whatever, there's not actually any plot in this book it's just here to get Tarl topped and get him to Port Kar. He fights the knowledge that he can be enslaved like he's enslaved women this whole time, and again somehow manages to do no actual growth or introspection. It's really incredible.
The only thing of note here is that there is a dude named Clitus, which is inexpressibly funny to me. I bet no one can find him.
Tarl becomes a Captain of Port Kar by killing one of the other Captains. There's like, a war with Cos and Tyros, which are also naval powers, and we are supposed to root for Port Kar but honestly I do not give a single shit. It's mostly so that Norm can jerk himself off to pictures of Greek war galleys and Charlton Heston as Ben Hur, tbh.
How TF Tarl knows without trying how to captain a war galley, you ask? And is somehow so good at it that all the other captains are in awe? Well because he's a Speshul Boy, of course.
Of course Tarl wins the war and shit, it's pointless, I don't give a single shit about Port Kar vs Cos Vs Tyros and I want Tarl dead.
Anyway, Tarl hooks up with Samos, but not the way Tarl would really like. Stupid PK vs Kurii plot shit is droned on about for like fifty pages. It's all stupid, the end.
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killing me softly (part five)
genre: slow burn fic, fluff with hints of angst, light drama, no explicit smut
kms masterlist | <- part four | part six (soon) ->



pairing: rafe cameron x fem!introverted!kook!reader
cw: swearing, suggestive language, overthinking, light tension, kelce being kelce
synopsys: it's the last year of high school and y/n is paired up with rafe cameron for a 2 week long project in art class. this wouldn't be a problem if y/n wasn't awkward as hell and well ... if there wasn't her big fat crush on him. could this be the beginning of a friendship or maybe even more? one thing was certain: rafe cameron's intense, impulsive, and complex in ways that weren't always for the better, and y/n's mind? that shit was even more tangled. but she hadn't spent seven years crushing on him from a distance just to let this chance slip through her fingers ... right?
summary of recent events: starting the day with the struggle to focus after texting rafe the night before, he unexpectedly asks you to sit with him in the back row of economics class. having forgotten his pizza date with his friends, he invites you to join them to work on your project at kelce’s instead of staying in school. despite your hesitation, you agree. feeling out of place as you sit in his car on the way to kelce’s, rafe makes a seemingly casual attempt to ease your nerves along the way.
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a/n: thank you guys sm for the kind words and support on the last one, this always means sm to me <3 i also had sm fun with this one and felt like it’s time for the first little drama highigi. also next part will include a little rafe pov 😈 anyway, hope you enjoy <3
"Yo, what took you so long? Did you two have a quickie in the car or something?" That was the first thing Kelce Statter said as he opened the front door, glancing between you and Rafe with an amused grin, his pupils just a little too wide.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
And here we go.
Like clockwork, heat shot straight to your cheeks, and as usual, whenever you were overwhelmed and didn’t know how to react, that tense, awkward smile appeared on your face.
Not even a minute here, and one dumb comment had already thrown you off balance. This was off to a fantastic start.
Rafe let out an annoyed snort. "Kelce, shut the fuck up."
"Whoa, dude, no need to get your claws out." Kelce raised his hands in mock innocence, tilting his head with a smug smirk. His gaze landed on you—your awkward smile and deep red face more specifically—before flicking back to Rafe. "Aww, you got her all shy and flustered. You must’ve been good."
Okay, that’s it. THIS was officially the most awkward moment of your life, and the worst part? You were too stunned to speak.
Rafe ran a hand down his face, clearly over Kelce’s shit, before shooting him a sharp glare. "Jesus Christ, dude, do me a favor and, just once in your fucking life, pull your head out of your ugly ass."
Wow. What subtlety. You honestly couldn’t tell if Rafe liked or despised him. Probably something in between both.
Before Kelce—still stupidly grinning—could fire back, Rafe stepped into the doorway and shoved him (softly?) aside. "Now move, before I deck you."
"Love you too, bro," Kelce said, throwing a wink in your direction, before disappearing down the hallway.
Well, what an interesting dynamic.
Rafe turned back to you with an exasperated sigh. "I swear I’m gonna kill that idiot one day."
Now would be a good time to SAY SOMETHING.
A nervous laugh escaped your lips as you smiled awkwardly, blurting out dryly, "He seems… nice."
NICE? Of all the words you could’ve chosen, 'nice' had to be at the very bottom of the list to describe Kelce Statter.
Rafe let out a short, amused breath. "Sure, he’s a sweetheart." He motioned toward the inside of the house with a nod. "C’mon, or we’ll end up with nothing but crust. His appetite’s as big as his mouth."
So you followed him inside like a stupid little duckling.
In the living room, a massive flat tree-stump-and-glass coffee table was already “set”—if you could even call it that. A big, colorful pizza sat on a wooden board in the center, surrounded by a chaotic mess of four plates, a few glasses, cigarette packs, a lighter, car keys, a can of deodorant, an almost empty roll of paper towels, as well as a bag of weed and a used grinder.
In your mind, you titled this condition Kelce Statter core.
A forest-green semicircle couch wrapped around half the table, facing a gigantic flat-screen TV. Family Guy was playing on the screen, the volume low but audible.
Kelce was perched at one end of the couch, hunched forward as he shoved a slice of pepperoni pizza into his mouth. Topper sat somewhere in the middle, his eyes lighting up as soon as he saw the two of you—or more specifically, Rafe.
With a casual “Yo, bro,” Topper got up and dapped Rafe up. He shot you a neutral smile, his voice carrying a friendly vibe. “We’re all apologizing in advance for Kelce’s shitty jokes.”
Now that was what you’d call nice.
From the background came a muffled, “Hey!”
A genuine smile tugged at your lips but before you could respond, Rafe made a dismissive motion with his hand. “Okay, okay, let’s just eat. The idiot’s already inhaled half the pizza.”
Topper sat back down next to Kelce while you settled on Rafe’s right—at a comfortably safe distance—at the opposite end of the couch. Still, your heart and mind refused to slow down.
But as your stomach filled, a bit of the tension in your body started to ease. Surprisingly, the pizza tasted amazing—like, really really good.
Was Kelce secretly some kind of passionate hobby chef? Probably. Would make sense, considering he was on his healthy gym grind like Rafe had told you.
As the minutes passed, the guys were deep in their own conversation—which you were thankful for because eating, talking, and not embarrassing yourself was an art you had yet to master.
Kelce was raving about some new protein/creatine/whatever powder he swore by, Topper was hyping up an upcoming surf competition he was planning to enter, and Rafe had some big news about a deal his dad had recently landed.
The only thing remotely interesting to you as a surfer was the tournament Topper had mentioned. The rest you tuned out, peacefully eating your pizza, taking an occasional sip of your Coke, and half-watching some weird Brian-and-Stewie subplot on TV.
This actually almost felt like hanging out with friends.
At some point, Topper mentioned your name, and you snapped out of your little bubble, turning away from the screen in surprise.
Shit, what did he say?
You swallowed the bite of pizza in your mouth and gave a sheepish smile. “Sorry, what?”
Kelce jumped in before Topper could repeat himself, seemingly taking your disinterest in the conversation as a win. “Oh shit, you’re into Family Guy?”
Your thumb nervously traced a spot on the edge of your plate. “Yeah, I mean, it's a good show to watch on the side.”
“And South Park, Rick and Morty?”
You felt all three of them staring at you. “They’re good, I guess. I mean, South Park isn’t really my thing but—”
Kelce gasped like you’d just insulted his entire family. “Not your thing?! That’s—”
“Jesus, bro, let her at least finish,” Topper interrupted with a roll of his eyes because well Kelce had just interrupted him.
Rafe nodded in agreement, waving his hand toward the kitchen. “Seriously, go grab more paper towels or some shit.”
Kelce shook his head, clearly unimpressed, but stood up anyway, plate in hand. “Wow, you guys are actual mean girls.”
You smiled because the other two did, but somehow, you still felt a little bad for Kelce. Sure, he was annoying, loud, and way too blunt, but getting shut down by your friends every two minutes had to sting, right?
Wow. Am I seriously feeling sorry for Kelce Statter?
Topper shook his head as Kelce disappeared into the kitchen. “Sometimes I wonder how he manages to pull any girl at all.”
Rafe shrugged, wiping his hands on the last paper towel. “Maybe they’re just hoping his dick’s as big as his mouth.”
That got a laugh out of Topper—one that, in your opinion, was a little too enthusiastic. “Yeah, probably.”
Okayyy. If you were Rafe Cameron Stan No. 1, then Topper was definitely No. 2.
Rafe seemed to notice your lack of reaction, turning to you with a crooked smile, like he couldn’t quite comprehend why you didn’t find this hilarious. “What? Would you go for a guy like that?”
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION WAS THAT? Better yet, how were you supposed to answer?!
On one hand, you’d never in a million years go for Kelce Statter. On the other, it felt wrong to sit in his house and join in on roasting him.
Your cheeks flushed pink as you gave an awkward smile. “No, I mean… I barely know him.”
God, what a stupid answer.
“That wasn’t a real no,” Topper remarked with a smirk, and you wished the ground would just swallow you whole.
Rafe’s brows twitched just slightly but before he could throw another dumb question your way, you tried to salvage it. “I mean, I just… I wouldn’t want to judge someone based on their looks or, uh, any shallow first impressions.”
Great. Should’ve just kept your mouth shut.
Rafe and Topper stared at you like you’d just announced that you believed in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
OH GOD, they probably thought you liked Kelce now. Worse, RAFE probably did.
AHHH, HELP.
“Okay, you better not tell him that,” Topper said, amused. “His giant ego will rub it in your face forever. Or worse, he’ll actually think he has a shot with you.”
...
You weren’t sure what was worse—how aware you were of your burning cheeks, Rafe’s unreadable look that could mean anything from irritation to amusement to indifference, or the fact that Topper had basically just said you were too good for Kelce. Which was probably supposed to be a compliment, but the way he’d said it with that weird teasing undertone … yeah, no thanks.
Rafe leaned forward with a defiant-yet-amused snort, cutting off your view of Topper, and gathered the last three plates. “Shit, that’s enough talk about Kelce,” he said, shoving the stack of plates into Topper’s hands.
For a moment, Topper just stared at him, then he stood up, casting a brief glance at you before looking back at Rafe. “Sure, yeah, guess we’ll head out to the porch then. Have fun with your… art project work session or whatever.”
And with that, he disappeared in the same direction as Kelce.
Now it was just you and Rafe again. But for some reason, alongside your nervousness, there was this inexplicable tension lingering in the air from the conversation earlier.
This whole thing was SO FUCKING WEIRD anyway.
Yesterday morning, Kelce, Topper, and Rafe had been… well, strangers to you. And now? Now you were sitting in Kelce Statter’s living room, having had lunch with the three of them, and now you were spending your FREE TIME—like, not during class, not during lunch, but your actual free time—working on a school project with Rafe.
This whole cozy setup, this couch, the TV running in the background, the whole environment—it all felt so… intimate. Even though it absolutely wasn’t.
And then all those comments, those questions… This was so far out of your comfort zone, and you had no idea how to deal with such a sudden shift.
And, honestly? You were still stuck on why Rafe had even invited you here in the first place. Yeah, sure, to work on a school project. But at his friend’s house? When you could’ve just done it during lunch. It didn’t make any sense.
And the dangerous part? Somewhere deep down, there was this tiny part of you that thought maybe, just maybe, Rafe wasn’t just after a good grade.
The fact that Rafe didn’t shift over, even though the couch was now completely clear (sure, there was still a decent gap between you two, but still...), didn’t go unnoticed. Quite the opposite, he spread out his legs slightly more, adjusting his position.
You had to seriously focus to avoid accidentally looking at... certain areas.
GIRL PLS.
“Don't tell me you're still nervous after having experienced these idiots firsthand” he said, his tone playful but noticeably more detached than usual.
Could I get one moment—just ONE—in which my face isn’t on fire? PLEASE.
You forced a clumsy smile. “I wasn’t nervous... just curious.”
Oh, yeah. He’s totally going to believe that.
Rafe raised an unimpressed brow, his smirk making it clear he didn’t buy it. “Yeah, anxious curious.” He sank deeper into the couch, putting one leg on the edge of the table, and looked up at you with his pretty blue eyes. “So, you have a thing for Kelce, huh? Is that why you acted so weird when I asked you to come along?” His voice was teasing, almost challenging, but there was something distant in it too, something you couldn’t quite put your finger on.
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?? Like, LITERALLY WHAT?? What kind of question was that?
You honestly couldn’t tell if he was joking or being serious. His expression gave absolutely nothing away. Also didn’t he just say to Topper to put the Kelce topic aside?
You shook your head, brows furrowing in irritation (and let’s be real, you probably looked like a sulky tomato while doing so). “What? No! I mean… what? Where is that even coming from?”
Rafe shrugged, his tone maddeningly casual. “He wouldn’t say no, just saying. Kelce would take any gi—”
“But I would!” you shot back, sharper than you intended. “Saying ‘no’, I mean.” You froze for a second, your brows furrowing further as if you’d just misheard yourself. “Wait, what were you gonna say?”
There it was again. That shift in his mood. Barely noticeable but it was there—the way his brows raised just slightly, his eyes focusing on you like he was daring you in some strange way.
“What?” he asked, clearly testing to see if you’d let it slide or push further.
And, of fucking course, you’d push further. Crush or not, no way would you let that audacity slide.
You tilted your head, and honestly, maybe it was the stress of the day catching up to you, but the way he looked so smug, so goddamn full of himself, pissed you off. "You were trying to say that Kelce would go for any girl anyway." You furrowed your brows. "What… how am I supposed to interpret that?"
You couldn’t help but remember the comment he’d made earlier at school—Kelce always brings some random chick to our hangouts.
So, was that how he saw you? Some random, disposable girl for his friend? Was that the point of this? To hook you up with Kelce?
You had no idea why but before this, thinking of hookups in general had been mildly amusing to you. But now that it was somehow in the air, it just pissed you off.
Something flickered in Rafe’s eyes, but he shook his head, his mouth tugging down in mock innocence. “Don’t know.” And then, almost like he couldn’t help himself, he added, “You didn’t say ‘no’ earlier. You know, all that talk about 'not judging people by surface-level impressions' or whatever.”
You shook your head in disbelief. “What the fuck, I never—... I'm not interested in--” You stopped yourself mid-sentence when you noticed how observant he was eyeing you.
Either he was messing with you—trying to get a reaction out of you by asking these upfront questions—or he was actually being serious.
“This feels like gaslighting", you said dryly, though you couldn’t stop the somehow amused smile from creeping onto your face.
A crooked grin spread across Rafe’s features and the crease between his brows disappeared. “I'm just repeating what you’ve said.”
Seriously, what did he want you to say? “Yes, I like Kelce”??? Did he actually believe your words earlier had hinted at some interest in Kelce? Just the thought of it made your skin crawl.
Your expression shifted back to a frown. Hesitantly you asked, “Is this like... a bro-playing-matchmaker-for-bro thing?”
Did he want you to start something with Kelce? You couldn’t make sense of all the questions—this whole thing with Topper earlier, too. If you didn’t know any better, you’d think Kelce secretly had a thing for you and they were both playing his wingmen in a very strange way.
OH. MY. GOD.
That would explain why Rafe had invited you here in the first place. But then again, why were you—just the two of you—about to work on the project?
Even your confusion was confused at this point.
“Shit, no,” Rafe shot back with an amused smirk, crossing his arms. “Like I’d play wingman for Kelce.” He shrugged, his grin lingering. “But you do seem like someone who needs help in this area.”
…
WHAT.
Did he think you were some kind of helpless maiden who needed assistance at courting the other sex? Well, it wasn’t that far from the truth, be for real, but that wasn’t the point. Why would he even say something like this? Was he suggesting to be your wingman or some shit?
God, this was such a painfully awkward situation and he seemed to have fun cornering you like this.
Screw it. You were done with whatever this was.
You nodded slowly, your cheeks still flushed deep pink. “I don’t, thanks. And I feel like we shouldn’t waste any more time and get back to the project.”
Something strange flashed across his face—a mix of disappointment and irritation as if he had enjoyed this back and forth—but he just shrugged. “Back at being a nerd.”
Wow. Okay. Seriously, what the actual fuck was going on inside Rafe Cameron’s head?
Trying to suppress a frown, you leaned toward the side of the couch and pulled your iPad from your bag, tucking your legs up into a comfortable position as you opened yesterday’s notes.
The air felt heavy with a strange tension. Not like yesterday, when you’d had your first real conversation with him. Not like earlier either, when he was pissed off at you mentioning his dad in a conversation. No, this was something else entirely—some kind of irritated restlessness on both sides.
Your heart pounded uneasily in your chest, and you hated that you couldn’t just address whatever this was. If it even was anything.
So, you did what you always did when things started feeling like too much—you disconnected from the situation entirely and focused on the task at hand. Skimming over your notes, you cleared your throat and read out your last update. “Okay, so…” -----------------------------------------------
You washed your hands, staring at your reflection in the bathroom mirror.
What am I even doing here?
This was so stupid. You should’ve insisted on rescheduling this whole thing—it would’ve been so much easier.
Grabbing the towel from the rack, you dried your hands and took a deep breath. Screw whatever all of this was—why he’d invited you here, why he’d asked all those weird-ass questions. You just needed to focus on the project.
Art was the only subject you were actually kind of good at and there was no way you were going to mess it up just because your brain was spiraling over this surreal, out-of-nowhere situation.
But as you walked back down the hallway toward the living room, you were hit with another curveball.
Is this guy SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!
There he was, sitting on the couch, your iPad resting on his lap, your Apple Pencil in his hand as his eyes stared at the screen.
Never mind that he looked CUTE AS HELL doing it—he couldn’t just scroll through your sketches like that. THAT WAS AN UNSPOKEN RULE. What if he found your studies of—NOPE.
“What are you doing?”
Rafe looked up, completely unbothered. Before he could even answer, you were already sitting down next to him, hand reaching for your iPad.
And then you saw it.
He wasn’t flipping through your gallery—he was just writing something in the Notes app.
Your face instantly flushed hot. “Oh,” you mumbled, pulling your hand back quickly—only to accidentally brush against the fabric of his jeans.
AKA HIS THIGH.
It was over. Your life was over. Done. Finished. The end. You were officially dead in every language known to man.
The heat in your face burned hotter as your pulse skyrocketed, embarrassment filling every cell in your body.
And his face? Big blue eyes staring at you half-surprised while his lips slowly turned into a crooked smile.
UGHHHH, OH MY GOD.
A sheepish-awkward smile crept across your lips. “Oh, I—oh my God, I’m so sorry, I… I thought you were scrolling through my gallery.”
Brilliant. Truly a top-tier diversion. AS ALWAYS.
Please, please, please, for the love of everything holy, don’t mention the fact that I just touched your leg. PLEASE.
Rafe raised an eyebrow, more amused than irritated. “Why, what would I find? Nudes?”
I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE.
“What? No! I don’t—gallery, I meant my art gallery!” you shot back quickly, your voice a pitch higher than usual as the heat rushed back into your face.
And then, as your gaze flicked to the striking details of his annoyingly pretty eyes, it hit you just how close you were to him.
Too fucking close.
Your overly dramatic attempt to snatch the iPad from him had somehow left your whole body turned toward his, with barely four inches separating you.
Every instinct screamed at you to throw yourself onto the other end of the couch, grab your bag, and leave this house as fast as humanly possible. Move forward another state and start a new life.
But you couldn’t move. It was like you were frozen, completely anchored in place. Because choosing to put space between you now? That would just highlight how ridiculously awkward this whole situation had become.
You felt like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car, unable to move.
And Rafe’s eyes? They were the headlights. He stared at you, his expression teetering somewhere between playful curiosity and deliberation, like he was trying to decide whether to swerve or just run you over.
“Jesus Christ, calm down,” he finally said, a cocky laugh slipping past his lips as he clicked the Apple Pencil back into the iPad case. “I didn’t look at your top-secret drawing gallery. Happy?”
And even if he had looked, would he even admit it? Probably not.
Still, a tiny part of you relaxed. Perfect—now only 99% of you were stuck in full fight-or-flight mode.
“Thanks,” you managed to mumble, taking the iPad from him with painstaking care to avoid even accidentally brushing against him again. That would definitely be the end of you.
Finally seizing the opportunity, you scooted a little further away—not as far as before but just enough to calm your heart rate without making it seem like you were actively trying to escape.
The last thing you wanted was to look like a total creep.
Even though the situation had been painfully awkward, somehow, it had managed to break that weird, unspoken tension that had been hanging between you two entirely.
You had just looked up, ready to comment on the one (1) completely useless bullet point he’d added when he beat you to it. "We should go to my place tomorrow evening. Maybe you’ll relax a little for once”, he said with a teasing yet somehow serious undertone.
...
...
WAIT. WHAT? THIS WAS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE WHAT?!
You must’ve misheard him. No way. This was too crazy, too fucking surreal to be real. Surely he was messing with you. Yeah, that had to be it.
Your brows furrowed slightly. "Your place?" Good. That was good. This way, you could at least make sure he wasn’t being serious.
Rafe scoffed, amused. "Yeah, unless you’d rather go back to working at school like a real nerd."
HE WAS SERIOUS.
Okay, hold on. But WHY AT EVENING? Evenings were basically the second most intimate time of day, right after actual nighttime. And his whole family would be home—no, absolutely not. That was insane. Way too much, too soon.
There was no way you’d 'relax' there.
You let out a nervous laugh, avoiding his gaze. "I don’t know… your parents—" You hesitated, remembering Rose wasn’t actually his mom. "I mean, your family probably wants their space."
Oh god. You could already feel the shift in his mood—subtle, but definitely there.
But Rafe just shook his head, completely unfazed. "My dad and Rose are at some charity event. Wheezie’s on a school trip this week, and Sarah can do whatever she wants, I don't care."
OH.
That—that changed everything. Shit, no, that changed THE ENTIRE FUCKING SITUATION YOU WERE IN.
An empty house, almost nighttime, and he wanted you to come over just after two days of getting to know each other? Holy shit, every alarm bell in your head was ringing.
Sure, you were inexperienced when it came to dating (NOT that this situation was anything close to being labeled as dating). And yes, you had no clue how to flirt. Plus, the entire concept of the male species lowkey terrified you and you were terrible at picking up hints.
But even you knew what this meant.
You’d heard enough of Cara’s stories, read enough shitty fanfiction, watched enough trashy movies and TV shows, and—unintentionally—overheard enough (deeply uncomfortable) conversations between drunk, horny teenagers at parties to recognize exactly what was happening here:
Rafe Cameron was setting the ground for a hookup.
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Hi it's me 🌻✨️
Had this idea give me optimus prime x reader headcanons (sfw or nsfw ) :>
Message - The Prime is amazing as a lover. I need to make a tier list on who is the best conjunx.
Optimus Prime x Human Reader Headcanons NSFW/SFW
Summary - Headcanons of Optimus with his human conjunx. SFW and NSFW.
Warning - NSFW below the "continue reading"
SFW
~ You want someone who will compliment you everyday and give you their 100% attention when you talk? Well congrats, you now have Optimus as your lover.
~ Bro, this guy will worry about you if you come back to the secret base two minutes later when you said you would be home.
~ Will never let you do anything with fighting or help in war efforts. After losing so many of his friends and family, he doesn't want to lose you as well.
~ You are as valuable as Cybertron to this guy, and he will obey every command you tell him…ok almost every command. If you tell him to let you fight, he would just pet your head and tell you no.
~ Do you know how hot you are when you defend your friends or the Autobots in front of him? Optimus would just be behind you, letting you scream at some guy who insulted him or someone else. He would just be there in support, just in case it would get physical.
~ If you more of a shy person, the Prime will drop everything for you if you wanted something. Knowing you don't ask for much, he would take your demands seriously.
~ If you are the independent attitude type, that man would simp for you anytime you order someone around. He needs the Prime's responsibilities taken off his shoulders and watching you do his job has to be amazing for him.
~ Optimus is not really good with physical affection in public, but the one thing he likes to do is lay his giant servo on your body while talking with you. Holding your body was such a privilege; Feeling your curves and soft skin was everything to the mech.
~ Forehead kissing? Yes please! Either he does it to you, or whenever he is leaning down to your height, you can give him a sneaky quick peck on his helmet.
~ Have you seen an angry Optimus? Holy fuck if that guy hears anything about you being harassed, he will drive you around for now on.
~ You will know when he is angry when he doesn't reply to your questions and stays quiet. If this ever happens, you will be ok. He would never yell at you or be violent…he just needs a breather to not punt the human that gave you a hard time.
~ Nah, screw the war, if MEGATRON gave you a hard time? Welp the four million year battle just ended right there. No mercy this time.
~ If he got angry with you? First, how did you fucking manage that? Second, he would be so nice about it. Telling you he needs a break to walk outside, he would think about what to do and than come back to tell you how he feels.
~ Please give Optimus kisses, the picture of him blushing and his engine revving a little will stay in your head for years.
NSFW
~ It is about damn time to talk about this, but Optimus is a freak.
~ Now don't get me wrong guys, it would take years of a loving relationship for him to finally be able to get that physical with you…but after? Nah it is almost every week you are banging.
~ The best is when he treats you like a queen. Optimus would do anything to hear your sweet moans.
~ Would it be funny if Ratchet was the only one who knew you guys got that deep into a relationship? I feel like every Autobot and Decepticon thinks that Optimus Prime is a pure man who doesn't do anything like that.
~ Keeping that in mind, they are dead ass wrong. Optimus is very skilled with interfacing, and could do almost anything you can put your mind to.
~ He is more of the soft top, telling you if you want him to do this or that. Being gentle whenever he handles you.
~ Eating you out is one of his favorites, giving your flower its proper care was his main priority.
~ It would take some begging from you to let himself be pleasured, he almost forgets that he has a spike that needs to be taken care of. It shows you how much he really loves and cherishes you.
~ Optimus is very sensitive when it comes to you playing with his spike. Rubbing your legs up and down on it, giving him a blow job, bucking your folds on him. He would try so hard not to make any embarrassing noises from how much bliss he is feeling.
~ He will always apologize to you when he cums first. Optimus feels bad when your lower half isn't cared for.
~ Aftercare is great, but after cleaning you and taking you to his birth, he still massages around your body. Optimus will tell you how beautiful you are to him until you doze off.
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The Bro Code
Ren: Oh, I'm so glad to be home!
Jaune: So am I. I know it's not my home, but this place has always felt like a second home to me.
Ren: I'm glad you think so. We'll be spending our time here at my mothers place, is that alright?
Jaune: That's just fine. Can you tell me about your family again? As confusing as mine family is because of my dad, yours just baffles the mind.
Ren: My mom is a human, and so is my dad.
Jaune: And, your sister is a god...?
Ren: She is the latest reincarnation of my villages guardian, the spiritual deity know as the, Emerald Dragon.
Jaune: Okay, and how did that happen? Did your mom sleep with this, Emerald Dragon, or...?
Ren: The Emerald Dragon has always been a female, so she didn't impregnate my mother!
Jaune: I'm sorry! I don't mean to imply anything, it's just... that can happen.
Ren: ...
Ren: I-Is that how one of your sisters...?
Jaune: No, but certain dragons can change genders, so...?
Ren: ...
Ren: The Emerald Dragon reincarnates into the child of any woman whilst it is in the womb. When my sister was born she came out as part dragon, signifying that she was the latest host of the, Emerald Dragon.
Jaune: Ahh... Now it makes sense. It's weird, but I've heard worse.
Ren: Okay, but Jaune there's something we need to talk about before we see my family.
Jaune: Which is?
Ren: Don't you dare fuck my sister!
Jaune: Okay.
Ren: I mean it, Jaune I'm invoking the bro code here! So don't even think about flirting with my sister!
Jaune: Okay.
Ren: I may see you as my brother from another mother...
Jaune: And, I too brother!
Ren: But, stay the fuck away from my sister!
Jaune: Okay.
Ren: ...
Jaune: ...
Ren: Okay then.
~~~
Li: Lie! It's so good to see you!
Ren: Hi dad, it's nice to see you too.
An: Renny! Oh my little baby is home!
Ren: Mom, please don't embarrass me in front of my friend...
Jaune: No please! I'm enjoying this~!
Ren: Traitor!
Li: Hahaha! Hello, Jaune it is nice to see you again.
Jaune: It's good to see you as well, Mr. Ren. And, to you as well, Mrs. Ren.
An: Hello, Jaune it's wonderful to see you again. I know, Rin was looking forward to seeing you again.
Jaune: Oh... is she?
An: Indeed she is, why in fact... Oh, Rinny~?
Rin: What is it mom?
An: Ren's home!
Rin: OH, cool that's nice...
An: And, he brought his friend, Jaune with him~!
Rin: J-J-Jaune?! Jaune's here?!
"Crash! Shatter! Thud!"
Rin: Jaune!? Ahem! Hi, Jaune it's nice to see you~!
Jaune: Hi, Rin it's a pleasure to see you too.
Rin: So, Jaune you interested in doing anything later~? Like say taking a walk by the pond... the lily pads are in bloom...
Jaune: Oh, that sounds lovely! Would you like to accompany us, Ren?
Rin: Eh...?
Ren: I would love to!
Rin: Oh.. oh no you didn't... !
Li: Well before we go do that, Jaune.
Jaune: Yes?
Li: To the bath with you. I'm sorry but you, Valians tend to stink when you get all sweaty.
Jaune: Considering my family I could also add a number of other reasons why, but I would greatly appreciate that! The last bath I had was mostly to clean the gore off my gear. Of which my armour also needs a thorough cleaning... Well then, off to the bath!
Li: Please follow me, Jaune.
An: I'll go start supper while you do so.
Li: Thank you dear. Jaune, follow me?
Jaune: Lead the way. Ren, are you coming?
Ren: Yes, I'll join you.
Rin: Wait, can I talk to you before you go, Ren?
Ren: Sure what is it sis?
Rin: And they're out of sight...?
Rin: Okay good!
"Pow!"
Ren: OW?! What the hell, Rin?! Why did you punch me in the face?!
Rin: To tell you that I don't give a shit!
Ren: ...?
Ren: About what?
Rin: About your fucking bro code! I've been waiting for months for, Jaune to come by again so he smash my sacred treasure again! And, no one, not my mother, my father, my brother, and not some fucking stupid bro code is going to stop me! You understand?!
Ren: But... but the bro..?! Wait... Again?!
Rin: Shut the fuck up! I'm going to fuck that blonde Adonis, and if you try to stop me, I will fucking barbeque you! You here me?!
Ren: ...
Ren: Okay...
~~~
Jaune: Ahh... This nice...
"Splash."
Jaune: Hmm? Oh, hey, Ren the waters... Why do you have a black eye?
Ren: Jaune... You may sleep with my sister... again...
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Okay...
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Hey Elle!!! 😚🫶May I request bllk boys (Nagi, Rin, Sae, Bachira, Shidou) with s/o who's rlly into anime, cosplay, spends all their money on figurines, merch etc and makes them go to conventions with them!!! 🤸🏼♀️ love your writing!
yesssss LMAO okay i had fun w thiss thank you sm for the request!!! 💛💛
when you’re an anime fan ;

bf bllk x gn!reader
nagi seishiro
-> he doesn’t like the fact that he has to share you with your dozens and dozens of anime plushies
-> “nagi! you’re crushing mr. sakamoto!!” “what’s that?” “?! please move so he can breathe :)” he decides not to fight you on this. “.. okay.”
-> though nagi doesn’t quite understand your obsession with spending money on little figures and plushies of cartoon characters, he works around it. it’s easier to spend a little time looking for a clear spot than upset you after moving something he wasn’t supposed to
-> until he comes over one day to find a large snorlax plush in his usually empty spot on your bed
-> “.. is this your way of telling me to move?” “what? no, it’s for you! your room is like a prison cell, babe. you need something to make it more personal. plus, he looks just like you!”
-> nagi doesn’t see it, but he sleeps with that damn snorlax plush every night he spends away from you <3
itoshi rin
-> “y/n? put the phone down…” “just one click, rin. one click and it’s all mine.” “y/n, so you really need twenty-six figures of the same four characters..?” “yes.” “really?” “… maybe?”
-> he manages to convince you to give him the phone so you don’t spend your entire paycheck on anime merchandise
-> he’ll stay up late watching the shows with you, and he actually follows along with and likes quite a bit of them. not enough to blow his entire paycheck, but enough
-> “i think we should be meruem and komugi from hxh for halloween.” “… but don’t they d—“ “DONT FINISH THAT SENTENCE.”
-> once you promise to stop crippling your bank account, he agrees to dress up with you <3
itoshi sae
-> bro is not impressed
-> he can’t even pretend to enjoy himself as you drag him around the merch store, grumbling about how ugly and expensive everything is
-> you ignore him and fill your little basket with mangas and posters for your room, but when it comes down to it, sae hands over his card at checkout before you have the chance
-> “?? i thought you said everything here is ugly and expensive?” “oh, it is. i don’t want you spending your money on ugly things, y/n.” you smile at his excuse and kiss his cheek
-> he’s not ecstatic at the cost of everything, but sae doesn’t complain about it to you, either. he even helps you hand your posters at home (those, he does insult)
-> “why does that guy have such big ears?” “be nice to geto!! those are his earrings.” “he looks like a weirdo.” “leave him be 😭”
bachira meguru
-> you better believe he’s feeding your addiction
-> “ooh, y/n, look at this one!! do you have this one?” “i’ve been looking everywhere for that character! how did you find it?” “my monster told me to check the back shelf..”
-> keeps a full, detailed list of every anime you mention starting or liking so he can surprise you with merch
-> “y/n, look! i made a hakura sakura keychain for you!!” “you made it?! i love it!! but what’s the occasion..?” “i just felt like making something for you ☺️” you may have teared up a bit
shidou ryusei
-> you were planning to cosplay one of your favorite anime characters, and the costume was going on sale at a convention. thankfully, shidou didn’t fight when you asked him to join you
-> “so, we’re gonna stand in this line for how long again?” “depends on how quickly they wave us through. could be a few hours.” “… let’s fucking do this.”
-> shidou has to body a few people, and you do get escorted out by security, but you get the costume! so you consider the trip a win
-> “you didn’t have to punch that guy for me,” you hum as you dab at your boyfriend’s scabbing knuckles. “he was going to push you out of the way. you wanted it more than he did, and he shouldn’t put hands on someone for a dress.” “you did, though..” “for you. not the costume… it is a cool costume, though.” “i know, right?!”
-> you post photos and videos of yourself all dressed up online, making sure to tag shidou for helping you complete your look <3
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‘what happened?’
hamzah x fem reader (fluff)
summary:
as martins roommate you quickly made friends with HIS best friend hamzah, one day you come home from box training and hamzah seems a little TOO concerned

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―୨୧⋆ hamzahs perspective
hamzah was sprawled across martin’s couch, controller in hand, half-focused on the game and half-scrolling on his phone. martin sat on the other end, muttering under his breath as he tried and failed to beat hamzah in tekken.
“bro, i swear this controller is broken,” martin grumbled, throwing it onto the coffee table.
“yeah, yeah, blame the controller,” hamzah said, smirking.
martin rolled his eyes. “whatever, man. hey, when’s our next stream?”
“tomorrow. thinking of doing something cursed, like a five nights at freddy’s vr stream. but, like, blindfolded.”
“that’s the dumbest idea i’ve ever heard.”
“thank you,” hamzah said proudly.
just then, the front door opened. both of them looked up as you stepped inside, dropping your gym bag by the door with a heavy sigh.
hamzah sat up straighter immediately.
your eye was bruised, swollen and darkening into an ugly shade of purple. a cut split your bottom lip, the dried blood making it look worse than it probably was. you had a couple of red marks on your knuckles too, like you’d been throwing punches without wraps.
hamzah didn’t even think.
“what the hell happened?”
you blinked at him like you’d forgotten he was here. “boxing,” you said simply, kicking off your shoes.
hamzah’s jaw clenched. “yeah, no shit. but why do you look like you lost a fight with a brick wall?”
“gee, thanks.” you snorted, heading toward the kitchen. “i was sparring with someone bigger than me, and they kind of beat my ass. it happens.”
hamzah exchanged a glance with martin, who just raised an eyebrow, clearly amused.
without thinking too much, hamzah went to the freezer, grabbed an ice pack, and wrapped it in a kitchen towel. by the time you turned around, he was holding it out toward you.
you hesitated. “i don’t need that.”
hamzah gave you a look. “okay, cool. then i’ll just stand here holding this like a dumbass.”
martin snorted. “i mean, you do that anyway.”
“shut up, martin,” hamzah said without looking at him.
you sighed, stepping closer. “fine.”
hamzah pressed the ice pack lightly against your bruised eye, and you flinched at the cold, grabbing his wrist instinctively. his breath hitched, but he didn’t move.
up close, he could see the faint sheen of sweat on your skin, the way your lips parted slightly from the sting. his fingers curled around the ice pack tighter, as if that would stop him from thinking too hard about the fact that you were so close.
“you shouldn’t let people get hits on you like that,” he muttered.
your grip on his wrist tightened. “that’s kinda how boxing works, genius.”
hamzah exhaled sharply. “yeah, well. pick someone your own size next time.”
you raised an eyebrow. “you volunteering?”
he scoffed. “i’m not trying to die today, thanks.”
martin, still watching, snickered. “damn, hamzah. you taking care of her like she’s your wife or something.”
hamzah shot him a shut the hell up look, but his ears burned anyway.
you, on the other hand, just laughed. “relax, hamzah. i’m good.”
―୨୧⋆ your perspective
hamzah was still holding the ice pack to your eye, but his expression was unreadable. he looked… annoyed? maybe? or just focused.
either way, it was weird.
you had known hamzah for a while now. he was your friend, chaotic, loud, always cracking jokes. but this? this quiet, almost gentle concern? it was throwing you off.
his fingers brushed against your temple, adjusting the ice pack, and you suddenly became hyper-aware of how close he was.
you swallowed. “dude, i can hold it myself.”
hamzah rolled his eyes but handed it over. “whatever.”
the second you took it, he shoved his hands into his hoodie pocket, rocking back on his heels. “just don’t go breaking your face again. or at least warn me next time.”
you smirked. “why? you worried about me or something?”
something flickered across his face just for a second. and then it was gone, replaced with an eye roll.
“please,” he scoffed. “i just don’t wanna see your ugly-ass bruises while i’m trying to eat.”
you shoved his shoulder lightly. “wow. thanks.”
hamzah grinned, but his eyes lingered on you for a beat too long.
and even though he didn’t say anything else, you could tell.
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first hamzah fic and lowkey i hope ppl want to read this lol, please let me know if you like it ;)
authors note: thank y’all for the crazy support it means the world, requests and second parts of stories will be written but right now i am lowkey focused on different fandoms <3
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⟢ SUGARBOT - pjs
bonus #1 - the dinner interrogation
warnings : aphrodisiacs mentioned, italics are jay's thoughts
written wc : 592 words
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“so whos the special girl that caught your eye on sugarbot hmm?” jay’s eyes flickered up to look at jake in an instant. he has been waiting the whole day to spill his guts out about his special girl. that special someone has rocked his world instantly, bringing something sweet to his daily life other than just handling clients.
“well to start off, shes called yn. twenty-two and a student at decelis college, so basically our junior?”
heeseung sat his fork down, eyeing the man opposite him. “what sparked you about her then? havent seen you fancy a girl in years, seong.”
what caught my eye about yn?
shes pretty and cute, absolutely cute. well mannered and thoughtful. genuine and simple. not demanding or forceful.
not a gold digger. thats for sure.
“jay? hello?” sunghoon waved his hand as jay was spiraling into his own thoughts.
“shes genuine and kind. its a sugardating platform but she has not once asked me for money, well other than the rent one. she didnt even ask but something just made me want to pamper her instantly. i even asked to fund her degree last night, but she didn-”
jake nearly choked on his drink upon hearing jay’s words. before jay could even finish his sentence, he instantly cut him off. “wait! what did you just say?” heeseung and sunghoon looked at each other, both mouths agape and still processing the words that just came out of jay’s mouth. jay blinked and looked at his friends before speaking up. “whats wrong with funding someone’s degree? she seems to be struggling with rent and her studies too. i just want to take some weight off her shoulders so she can focus. its not like i cant afford it too. where else can i spend my money then?”
“do you even know if shes like a legit human being and not some fake forty year old man being a girl?”
“gosh! jay, are you out of your mind? you should be pumping that money into my salary instead!”
“yn huh? is this her?” sunghoon said as he turned his phone screen to his friends, with yn’s X (or twitter) profile flashing brightly on it.
jay grabbed sunghoon’s phone and instantly started to examine her profile. scrolling through her tweets and pictures, analyzing every detail with growing curiosity.
“woah, shes pretty. now i know why you are hooked on her.” heeseung said with a playful grin, glancing over at jay. jay glared at heeseung with jealousy. “cut it out, hee.”
“you are so hooked, seong. her texts must have been laced with aphrodisiacs.” heeseung teased, leaning back in his chair with a smirk. jay shot him an annoyed look, his face turning slightly red. “youre being ridiculous.” he muttered, trying to brush it off, but the hint of a smile betrayed him.
despite all the teasing, all three of them, especially jake, was glad that there was a special someone bringing some sweetness to jay’s life. it was rare to see him being so open, and him being so open with yn made all of them intrigued. though he’ll never admit it, they all noticed the subtle changes with jay’s behaviour ever since he got to know yn - which has only been two days.
as they exchanged glances, it was clear they couldnt wait to see how this would play out. jay, the one who always kept his emotions in check, was slowly unraveling, and his friends were eager to see how far this new connection would go.
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BAD INVESTMENT
PART TWELVE
a/n: this is a long one because i realised i accidentally skipped a few chapters of the story, so ive put all of them together 💋
summary: thanos was supposed to ruin you—not fall for you. what started as revenge turned into obsession, jealousy twisting in his gut every time you went back to myung-gi. he doesn’t want to share you. he wants you to be his. but when you finally ask him what he really wants, for the first time, he doesn’t have an answer.
parings: thanos/choi su bong x f!reader, lee myung gi x f!reader
warnings: cheating, swearing, oral (thanos receiving), p in v, car sex
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Thanos had seen you that night—pressed up against the car, letting Myung-Gi take you right there, out in the open, where anyone could see. And worse? You enjoyed it.
The way your body arched into him, the way you moaned for him like you meant it—like you actually fucking wanted him.
It pissed Thanos off in ways he didn’t know were possible.
Why the fuck did he care so much? He knew what this was. Knew he was technically sharing you with your boyfriend.
But fuck that.
He didn’t want to share you. Not anymore.
Not with him. Not with anyone.
You weren’t supposed to be letting that loser touch you—not after the way Thanos had touched you. Not after the way you had melted for him, moaned for him, let him ruin you.
That shit was his.
But what did this mean? Thanos had never cared this much about a fucking girl before.
It was annoying. Frustrating. A problem he didn’t know how to solve.
“Sounds like you’re jealous,” Nam-Gyu snorted when Thanos brought up his tangled mess of feelings.
Thanos scoffed. “Jealous of MG Coin?” He let out a sharp laugh. “Why the fuck would I be jealous of him when I fuck his girlfriend?”
Nam-Gyu exhaled a slow stream of vapor, unimpressed. “Because she’s his girlfriend,” he said, like it was obvious. “You’re pissed that you have to share her.”
“I’m not jealous. I don’t get jealous.”
Nam-Gyu raised an eyebrow, taking another drag from his vape. “Then what the fuck are you?” He leaned forward slightly, studying Thanos. “Because last I checked, you were supposed to record a video of you slutting out his girl, but instead, you’ve been dragging it out—fucking her over and over like you don’t actually want to let her go.” He tilted his head. “So if it’s not jealousy, then what is it?”
Thanos clenched his jaw.
Fuck.
Maybe it was jealousy.
“What the fuck do I do then?” Thanos muttered, running a hand through his hair.
Nam-Gyu exhaled slowly, leaning back. “I don’t know, bro,” he shrugged. “What do you even want from her?”
Thanos let out a frustrated groan. “I don’t fucking know.”
Nam-Gyu studied him for a moment before asking, “Are you mad that she’s fucking Myung-Gi? Or would you be pissed if she fucked literally anyone else?”
Thanos paused, rolling the thought around in his head. He knew the answer immediately, but saying it out loud felt like admitting something he wasn’t ready to.
Still, he gritted his teeth and said it anyway.
“Nah. I don’t want her fucking anyone but me.”
Nam-Gyu smirked, tapping his vape against the table. “So… you wanna keep her?”
Thanos scoffed. “She’s not a fucking pet.”
“Could’ve fooled me,” Nam-Gyu muttered. “You’re acting like some territorial motherfucker who just found out his toy can be taken away.”
Thanos didn’t argue. He didn’t have a defense.
Because he did want to keep you. Maybe not in the traditional sense—not in a boyfriend-girlfriend, let’s-hold-hands-in-public kind of way. But the thought of anyone else having you made his blood fucking boil.
“She wouldn’t leave him for me,” Thanos muttered, almost to himself. “She’s with him for a reason.”
Nam-Gyu raised a brow. “And what if that reason disappeared?”
Thanos looked up. “What the fuck does that mean?”
Nam-Gyu exhaled a slow stream of vapor, watching Thanos with amusement. “I’m just saying… We could kill him.”
Thanos shot him a dry look. “Yeah, genius plan. And then what? Rot in jail?”
Nam-Gyu chuckled. “Relax, man. I’m joking—kind of.” He tilted his head, eyes narrowing. “But for someone who doesn’t do relationships, you’re taking this shit real serious.”
Thanos clenched his jaw. “I never said I wanted a fucking relationship. I just don’t want her with Myung-Gi. Or anyone, for that matter.”
Nam-Gyu let out a sharp laugh. “Oh, that’s rich. You’re gonna steal a girl from her boyfriend, refuse to date her, and still expect her to stay loyal?” He shook his head, smirking. “Yeah, let me know how that works out for you.”
Thanos stayed quiet, jaw tight, Nam-Gyu’s words rattling in his head long after they left his friend’s mouth.
Was he being stupid? Maybe.
But the thought of you with anyone else made his skin crawl. It wasn’t even just Myung-Gi—though that pissed him off the most. The idea of some random asshole having you, touching you, hearing the sounds you made when you came—fuck, it made him sick.
And that was a problem.
Because he wasn’t supposed to care this much. You were just a means to an end. A way to get under Myung-Gi’s skin, to remind him that he wasn’t untouchable. But now? It wasn’t about Myung-Gi anymore. It was about you. About the way you let Thanos take you apart like you were made for him. About the way you looked at him, like you knew exactly what he was doing but still wanted more.
It was fucked up. It was possessive. And it was only getting worse.
If he was smart, he’d record the damn video, drop it in Myung-Gi’s lap, and be done with it.
But Thanos wasn’t feeling very smart these days.
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Thanos’ text came through at the worst possible moment. You had been trying to keep it together with Myung-Gi, pretending everything was fine while your mind raced with thoughts of him. The last thing you wanted right now was to face what you were about to do, but there was no avoiding it.
The message was simple: “I’m outside, quickie in the car?”
Your heart skipped a beat, a mixture of excitement and dread flooding your chest. It wasn’t like you hadn’t done this before, but this time it felt different. You’d been spending more time with Myung-Gi lately, trying to make the relationship work because, well, you didn’t have much of a choice. Not after he didn’t let you break up with him a few nights ago.
Still, you couldn’t deny the pull towards Thanos. There was something about him—something dangerous, raw, and irresistible.
“Hey,” Myung-Gi’s voice snapped you out of your thoughts. “What are you doing? You seem kinda off.”
You looked up at him, forcing a smile. “Nothing, just tired. I’m fine.”
But the lie didn’t come as easily as it once did. He didn’t seem to buy it either, his eyes narrowing slightly as he studied you.
“I don’t know…” He hesitated, but then continued. “You’ve been acting strange lately. Is it because of what happened the other night? Are you thinking of dumping me again?” His voice was low, almost playful, but you knew him too well. His paranoia was surfacing.
“No, Myung-Gi,” you said quickly, a little too quickly, even to your own ears. “It’s just work stressing me out.”
He didn’t seem convinced, but he shrugged it off. “Alright, but if you ever need anything, you know where to find me.”
You nodded, and his attention returned to his phone as he laid back on the couch. Your eyes flickered back to your phone screen, and there it was again—the message from Thanos, blinking in your notifications.
“I’m outside, quickie in the car?”
You wanted to say no. You should say no. But you could feel the temptation gnawing at you. You had told yourself before this—Thanos—was just a phase. But deep down, you knew that wasn’t entirely true. You were craving something more, you had been long before you met Thanos. Craving something Thanos could give you, and Myung-Gi never would.
You glanced over at Myung-Gi, still distracted by his phone. He hadn’t looked at you the same way in a while. Maybe he knew you were pulling away, maybe he didn’t. Either way, you had a chance—just a little one.
You stood up, pulling your phone out of your pocket, debating what to do. You didn’t have an excuse prepared. He’d never let you leave this apartment without a reason.
Think fast.
But then, in the back of your mind, you knew what to say. The lie was simple, easy enough to sell.
“I’m just going to grab something from my car,” you said, your voice casual, as if you did this every day. “Be back in a minute.”
Myung-Gi barely looked up. “Alright, just don’t take too long.”
You nodded, relief flooding you. You grabbed your keys and slipped out the door before he could say anything else, the weight of the moment settling in as you made your way down the stairs.
By the time you reached the car, your heart was racing, but there was no turning back now.
You opened the door to Thanos’ car without hesitation. He was sitting in the driver’s seat, a smirk playing on his lips as he eyed you. No words were needed. You didn’t even need to say anything—he already knew.
The second you slid into the passenger seat, Thanos could already see it in your eyes—you needed it.
“Lock the door,” he muttered, barely getting the words out before you were climbing over the console, straddling his lap like you had no time to waste.
“Missed you,” you whispered, lips grazing his neck as you rolled your hips against him, and fuck, he could feel how warm you were even through your clothes.
But all he could think about was what he’d seen the other night. You against Myung-Gi’s car, letting him fuck you right there in public like you didn’t have a damn ounce of shame.
It made his blood boil.
“Yeah? You missed me?” He grabbed a fistful of your hair, yanking you back so you were looking him in the eye. “That why you let him fuck you against his car like some cheap slut?”
Your eyes widened, lips parting like you wanted to deny it, but you didn’t. Couldn’t.
Instead, you just whimpered, your thighs squeezing around him.
Thanos scoffed. His other hand slid between your legs, pressing against your cunt through your shorts. “Bet you didn’t suck him off first, though. Bet you don’t get on your knees for him.”
His fingers curled, dragging the fabric tighter against you, making you gasp.
He smirked. “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
He let go of your hair, pushing his seat right back, shoving you down onto your knees between his legs. The car was dark, the only light coming from the faint glow of the streetlamp outside, but he could still see the desperation in your eyes as you fumbled with his belt, like you were starving for it.
“Fucking hell,” he muttered, leaning back as you freed his cock, your breath warm against his skin. He grabbed the back of your head, guiding you down. “Come on, señorita. Show me how much you missed me.”
You didn’t need to be told twice.
The second your lips wrapped around him, he groaned, his grip tightening in your hair.
“That’s right,” he murmured, watching as you took more of him, your tongue dragging along the underside of his cock. “Bet you didn’t look this pretty for him, huh? Bet you didn’t let him fuck your throat like this.”
You moaned around him, sending a shiver up his spine. His jaw clenched.
He hated the thought of you with Myung-Gi. Hated the way he saw you against that car, taking him like you liked it. Like you actually enjoyed letting that loser use you.
But this? Right here? This was his.
He tugged you off him, your lips glossy, your breath heavy. “Look at you,” he sneered, thumb swiping at the spit on your chin. “So fucking eager. Do I make you feel that good, baby? Or do you just like being treated like a slut?”
You licked your lips, eyes hooded. “Both.”
His cock twitched. “Fuck,” he exhaled, tilting your chin up.
He fumbled for his wallet, pulling out a condom. “Come here.”
He pulled you back onto his lap, yanking your shorts to the side, not even bothering to take them off. He was too impatient for that.
He lined himself up, teasing your entrance, making you whimper.
“Go on,” he rasped. “Show me who you really belong to.”
Thanos barely gave you a second to adjust before snapping his hips up, burying himself deep inside you. You choked out a moan, hands flying to his shoulders as you tried to keep yourself steady.
“That’s it,” he murmured, his hands gripping your waist, forcing you to take every inch. “You take anything I give you with a smile on your fucking face, don’t you?”
You could barely respond, your mind clouded with pleasure as he fucked up into you, the car rocking slightly with each thrust. Your fingers dug into his arms, nails raking over his skin.
“God, you’re so fucking tight,” he groaned, jaw clenched as he watched your face, loving how wrecked you looked already. “Tell me, baby—am I better fuck?”
You whimpered, nodding your head.
“That’s what I thought,” he sneered, smacking your ass, making you jolt. “Poor guy probably thinks he’s got you all to himself, huh? Thinks you’re his loyal little girlfriend while you’re down here letting me fuck you in my car.”
His words sent a thrill through you, the sheer filth of it making your walls tighten around him.
Thanos smirked. “Oh, you like that, don’t you?” He pressed his forehead against yours, hips snapping harder, making you cry out. “Fucking whore, getting off on cheating on him.”
You barely had time to react when he suddenly stilled. His grip on your waist tightened, and his eyes flicked past you, narrowing.
Then, before you could even ask what was wrong, your phone lit up on the dashboard.
Where the fuck are you?
Your stomach dropped.
Thanos exhaled a sharp laugh, nodding toward the window. “Look who’s looking for you, señorita.”
You twisted your head, heart pounding as you saw Myung-Gi wandering around the parking lot, his phone in his hand, his head on a swivel.
“Shit,” you whispered, ducking down, pressing your forehead against Thanos’ shoulder.
He hummed, smug. “You gonna sneak back upstairs, or risk getting caught with my dick inside you, hmm?”
You cursed under your breath, snatching your phone off the dashboard, fingers flying as you typed out the first excuse you could think of.
‘Went to grab a coffee, be back soon.’
You hit send, praying he wouldn’t question it.
Thanos chuckled darkly, his hand tangling in your hair as he pulled you back up to look at him.
“You really think he’s gonna buy that?”
You swallowed, feeling your phone buzz again. Myung-Gi’s reply popped up.
‘Hurry up.’
You sighed in relief.
Thanos smirked. “Guess you got away with it this time.”
Then, before you could even breathe, he gripped your hips and thrust.
You gasped, hands flying to his shoulders as he started fucking up into you again, harder this time, his grip bruising.
“But next time, baby?” His lips brushed your ear, his voice low and full of promise.
“I might just want you to get caught.”
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The bass thumped deep in your chest, neon lights flashing overhead as you weaved through the packed bodies of Club Pentagon. You could already feel the heat of the night clinging to your skin, your blood buzzing from the drinks you’d downed, the energy in the club electric.
But none of that had you on edge.
No, it was him.
Thanos had been watching you since the second you stepped inside. His gaze had burned through the crowd, dragging over your body like a physical touch, making you hyperaware of every inch of skin your dress left exposed.
And the best part?
This time, you told him you’d be here.
It wasn’t like the other nights where he just showed up out of nowhere, finding you when you swore you’d been careful. No, you sent him the text. You told him Myung-Gi wouldn’t be here.
And Thanos had made damn sure to take you up on the invitation.
Now, he leaned against the bar, watching you from across the room with that lazy, half-lidded look that made your stomach twist. He wasn’t drinking, wasn’t flirting with anyone else—he was just standing there, waiting.
Waiting for you.
Your fingers tightened around your glass, your pulse hammering in your throat as you turned back to your friend, pretending like you weren’t about to do something reckless.
But you could feel him.
Feel his gaze tracing the hem of your dress. Feel the way his jaw tensed when you laughed at something your friend said. Feel the heat of his stare as you threw back the rest of your drink, a silent challenge sparking in your chest.
You ran a hand through your hair, tilting your head just enough to catch his eye across the dance floor. Your lips curved into a small, knowing smirk before you turned away, pushing deeper into the crowd.
It didn’t take long.
Within seconds, you felt him behind you.
His chest brushed your back, his hands sliding low over your waist, fingers pressing into your hips as he leaned in close.
“Real cute,” he murmured against your ear, his breath warm. “Trying to make me come find you.”
Your heart stuttered, but you didn’t let it show. Instead, you rolled your hips back against him, feeling the sharp inhale he took behind you.
“Didn’t have to look very hard, did you?”
His fingers tightened, and you barely had a second to catch your breath before he spun you around, pressing your back against the wall beside the DJ booth.
His hands flattened against the wall on either side of your head, his body crowding into yours, and suddenly, the music felt muffled.
All you could hear was him.
“You did this on purpose,” he said, his voice low.
Your lips parted, heat curling in your stomach at the intensity in his eyes. “Did what?”
His tongue darted out, wetting his bottom lip as he glanced down at your dress. “This. Wearing that. Telling me you’d be here.”
You exhaled a slow breath, tilting your chin up. “Maybe.”
His fingers twitched at his sides. “You know I can’t keep my hands to myself when you pull shit like this.”
The corner of your mouth lifted. “Maybe I don’t want you to.”
Thanos cursed under his breath, his restraint snapping as he grabbed your waist, pulling you flush against him.
Your breath hitched, your hands sliding up his chest as he dipped his head, his lips ghosting over yours. “I should make you pay for that little stunt you pulled at the bar,” he murmured. “Acting like I wasn’t gonna come claim you the second I saw you.”
Your fingers curled into his shirt, heart racing. “What are you gonna do about it?”
His smirk was downright lethal.
Then, he kissed you.
It wasn’t gentle.
His lips crashed into yours, all tongue and teeth and need, and you gasped, your back arching against the wall as his hands gripped your ass, lifting you just enough to feel the hard press of his cock against your thigh.
It was reckless. It was stupid.
And you didn’t give a single fuck.
Your fingers twisted in his hair, pulling him closer, drinking in the way he groaned into your mouth, his hands sliding up to cup your jaw, tilting your head just how he liked.
The music pounded around you, the crowd oblivious, but you could feel eyes on you.
And you liked it.
Thanos broke the kiss just long enough to nip at your jaw, his teeth grazing your pulse. “Tell me to stop,” he muttered against your skin.
You didn’t.
Instead, you rolled your hips against him, chasing the friction. “I don’t want you to stop.”
His breath hitched, his grip tightening. “Fuck,” he growled. “You’re gonna get me in trouble, angel.”
A shiver ran through you at the pet name, but before you could respond—
A movement caught your eye.
Across the room, a familiar face turned in your direction, his brow furrowing.
Your stomach plummeted.
One of Myung-Gi’s friends.
Fuck.
Thanos followed your gaze, his grip on your waist tightening.
“Who’s that?” he murmured, his tone suddenly sharp, all the teasing from earlier gone.
You swallowed hard, trying not to panic. “One of Myung-Gi’s friends,” you whispered, your nails digging into the front of Thanos’ shirt. “I’m so fucked.”
Thanos’ jaw clenched, his eyes narrowing as he tracked the guy’s movements.
The friend wasn’t looking directly at you anymore, but he had definitely seen something. He wasn’t heading for you—not yet—but he was still in the club, still close.
“Is it bad that part of me wants him to find out?” you said, voice barely cutting through the pounding bass.
Thanos’ brows pulled together, his grip on your waist tightening. “The fuck are you talking about?”
You exhaled, glancing away. “I tried to break up with him.”
His expression shifted, surprise flickering in his eyes. “Yeah?”
You nodded. “Figured if I’m cheating on him, I shouldn’t be with him, right?” You let out a humorless laugh. “But he wouldn’t let me.”
Thanos’ face hardened. “What do you mean, wouldn’t let you?”
You swallowed, shrugging like it was nothing, even though you could feel the way Thanos’ body tensed. “I don’t know… he just talked me out of it. Made me feel bad.”
Thanos scoffed, shaking his head. “He talked you out of it?” His voice was laced with irritation. “So what—you tell him you’re done, and he gives you some sob story, and now you can’t leave?”
You stayed quiet.
That was exactly what had happened.
Thanos let out a dry laugh, shaking his head. “That’s fucking cute.”
You frowned. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means you’re a goddamn idiot.” His hand slid lower on your waist, fingers digging in possessively. “You think he gets to decide whether or not you leave him? That’s not how this works, baby.”
You exhaled sharply, glancing around, suddenly hyperaware of how close you were to him, how easily his body caged you in. “It’s not that simple—”
“It is that simple,” he interrupted. “You don’t want him? Fucking leave him.” He tilted his head, eyes flicking down to your lips before dragging back up. “You wanna keep sneaking around with me, or you wanna be mine for real?”
Your stomach flipped, pulse hammering in your ears. You knew he wasn’t asking because he was some lovesick fool.
You didn’t answer, and Thanos exhaled sharply through his nose. “That’s what I thought.” He leaned in, his lips grazing the shell of your ear. “Then at least act like you belong to me.”
His words sent a shiver down your spine.
“So what?” you challenged, crossing your arms. “I dump him, and then what? You gonna play boyfriend? We gonna play house?”
Thanos tilted his head, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. “You wanna play house, baby?” he hummed.
You scoffed, rolling your eyes. “I want to know what the fuck you really want from me.” Your voice was sharp, demanding, but beneath it, there was something else—something unsure. “Because I know you don’t actually care about me, so what is it, Thanos? What do you really want?”
Thanos looked at you—really looked at you.
This was supposed to be for revenge. That was the whole fucking point. Get close to you, fuck with Myung-Gi’s head, then ruin him. Simple.
But staring at you now, with that fire in your eyes, the way you challenged him like no one else did, he didn’t know what the fuck this was anymore.
This was messy. He was messy.
Because if this was just about revenge, why did it feel like his stomach was in knots every time you spoke? Why did he hate the idea of you leaving Myung-Gi only to be with someone else? Why did he keep pushing, pulling, keeping you close instead of just taking what he needed and leaving?
Why did it feel like no matter how much he touched you, it was never enough?
Thanos exhaled, his jaw tight. He wanted to say something cocky, something smooth, but the words didn’t come. Because for once in his fucking life, he didn’t have an answer.
“I don’t know.”
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What do you mean they can see everything?
Tim: Jason. You have your tumblr profile set to public. People can see who you follow, and what you've liked.
Jason: No.
Tim: Yes.
Jason: So then everyone can see...?
Tim: Yes.
Jason: How many people know about my account.
Tim (smiling wickedly): Enough.
Jason: How to I make it private?
Tim: Why would I tell you that?
Jason glares at Tim with the hatred of a thousand suns.
Jason: Even if I deleted the account you'd recreate it by hand wouldn't you?
Tim: yep.
Jason, hands clasped together, leaning forward: I will pay you.
Tim: I could take over Wayne and Queen industries in a week if I wanted to, money doesn't matter to me.
Jason: Then what do you want?
Tim reaches behind the couch and picks up a black motorcycle helmet. He'd planned this interaction. Sonofa-
Jason: No.
Tim: no? Alright... Damien is going to love scrolling through so many-
Jason: FINE. Fine. Fine. You can use my bike.
Jason digs into one of his dozen breast pockets, pulls out his keys, and tosses it to Tim.
Tim: Cool. I'll give it back Friday night after I take Bernard out. You have until then to delete the account or set it to private.
Jason: Can't you just... hack the likes away?
Tim: That many? Not a chance. So either suck it up or delete it.
Tim walks away, satisfied and looking forward to driving the infamous Red Hoods bike into a brick wall.
Jason watches him go with pure hatred and respect. He opens his phone and checks. Sure enough he can see other peoples likes. He flicks back to his page and scrolls through his likes. 10,000 in just one month. How long had he stared at his phone on patrol?
He was never going to understand technology again was he...
Tim walks Bernard out of his apartment, promising him something really special. They finally get outside to the curb and Tim dramatically points to... nothing.
Bernard: Uh, cool. So are we walking to the surprise?
Tim: I left it right there what hap- I need to check Tumblr.
Bernard: Tumblr?
Tim: Yes.
Tim opens his phone and looks at Jason's page. He's posted a photo of himself driving in the middle of the street laughing like a maniac.
It is then followed by re-posts of several cutesy photos of animals hugging each other. Specifically of wolfs curled around their cubs, carrying them by their scruffs, and so on. Damian has already commented on seventeen, demanding why Todd would hide this from him.
Tim: That petty little...
Bernard: So what was the plan?
Tim: I blackmailed my brother into giving me his bike but he chose to expose the himself rather than let me use it.
Bernard: You mean that brother?
The six foot tall brick house that is Jason Todd appears behind Tim and slaps his brothers shoulder.
Jason: I said you could use my bike little bro. Not which one.
Jason sweeps his arm towards a vintage 1983 Honda Shadow he'd parked a few spots down.
Tim: Your kidding.
Jason: I'm not
Jason, leaning in closely to whisper: Because I know you wouldn't dare crash this one.
Jason, loudly chuckling: Have fun on your date. See you Bernard
Bernard: See you Jay.
Jason walks off cackling. He gets a ping on his phone. It's Grayson.
Grayson: Why didn't you tell me you liked wolves??? I could have been sending you wolf memes daily.
This is then followed by a tidal wave of adorable wolves.
Grayson: See? See i can give you memes. Jason let me make you happy!!!
Jason already regrets his decision.
#batman#batfamily#batfam#Jason todd#red hood#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#yes i did make this because i realized my page was set to public#seriously though this man died in 1988#he would not understand the internet#why wolves you ask?#Because a pack communally raises the cubs and i find that a perfect parallel for the batfam all mutually supporting each other#also he turned into a wolf in beast world#so like#wolves are his cannon fursona#i don't make the rules#writing#fanfic#not the best I know but its funny okay
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