#SO HAPPY.... i can be so unhinged with these lmaoooo

[unlikelypandahologram]

Reasons to ship every single version of MegOP

since Very Dumb Discourse™ exists about whether or not certain versions of this ship are valid, this is going to be THE most positive post about all versions of MegOP. refer back to this post for reasons to ship your favorite version of MegOP if anyone gets weird about it with you. now let us begin!!

G1: goofy '80s faction dads fighting each other in a denny's parking lot every week LET'S GOOO, that shit is fun as fuck. orion pax also totally had a celeb crush on megatron before megatron ruined that and shot him and his pals 😔 and there's a lot of angst you can add with megatron becoming galvatron and optimus coming back to life to see how much he's changed!

BW: it's the sheer fucking comedy gold factor of a newly minted college graduate and a terrorist dinosaur IMMEDIATELY singling each other out on a prehistoric rock and deciding to call their daily gang slap-fights the BEAST WARS, what iconic drama queens LMAOOOO. also, megatron made his final body in BM look like optimal optimus SPECIFICALLY to fuck with him, and that's just...incredible

UT: the fact that megatron CANONICALLY acted like a grieving widower over optimus after he died in armada is. amazing. never forget their absolutely insane obsession with each other that they can never EVER give up on played a direct part in unicron nearly ending the world <3

Bayverse: this is the one continuity of all fucking things that gave us the lore about megatron being prime's lord high protector. absolute galaxy brain writing from the tie-in comics. also these two would ABSOLUTELY have the messiest, nastiest, most brutal hate sex imaginable, and that's beautiful. <3

Animated: optimus being a rookie washout underdog and megatron being a super scary much older warlord is a really interesting and underrated fresh take on their dynamic! lots of fun to be had with exploring what their relationship would be like after megatron finally acknowledged him as his archnemesis, lol. also...age AND size difference ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Prime: do i even need to say anything, i'm pretty sure that one flashback still of orion and megatronus being friends is responsible for birthing a million shippers for this pairing alone LMAOOOO. the bitter ex-boyfriends energy was TRULY off the charts in this show, it's a damn shame megatron never appeared in RID15

Cyberverse: same bitter ex-boyfriends energy but this time with dates at maccadams. megatron also dies encouraging optimus to beat the unhinged alternate dimension megs AAHH THE ANGST

IDW1: they're both depressed gay war criminals in this one who CONSTANTLY live in each other's heads rent-free and that's amazing, lmfao. also, megatron becoming an autobot means this is one of the VERY FEW continuities where it's not nigh impossible to figure out a way to give these two a happy ending together in fanon

IDW2: space date space date SPACE DATE. they were falling together and everything. megatron also LITERALLY tells optimus to open himself to him...to give him the matrix...yeah megs my dude i'm sure that's the ONLY thing you wanted from optimus "opening" himself. toootally positive, lol

G1 Marvel: megatron was SUPER fucking pissed and weird as shit about the time optimus died over a video game. it counts

Dreamwave: their first fight had megatron urging optimus to join him AND they disappeared together in a space bridge explosion once which is like, a fanfic-esque setup for them to be alone. also i'm pretty sure this is the continuity where optimus accidentally gave megatron a lobotomy, so...uh...potential for angst is to be had

SG: mirror universe!! evil crazy villain optimus with noble goody-goody hero megatron has so much potential for absolute chaos. bonus if you also bring in the normal versions somehow through multiverse shenanigans <3

KP: the only way this version of prime can redeem himself from the creepy underage human girl bullshit is if he gets a good hard dicking from megatron. next

Prime Wars: huge "ex-husbands go on a road trip with their disgruntled daughter" energy here. megatron also LITERALLY says "oh optimus, if only you could see me now" <3

Earthspark: again...need i say why? they're pals and working together from the get-go, what's not to ship??

Skybound: optimus literally wears megatron's arm. truly beautiful <3

TF One: it's not out yet but give it time. the entire movie is going to be about orion and d-16 being madly in love and tragically breaking up, baby!!

[amazingmsme]

Do you have head canons for how the different gods laugh?

(Besides Hermes lmao, his bird laugh is as iconic as it is well known💀)

Love your blog!

ABSOLUTELY! Decided to throw in everyone from god games as well as Hades, so this got a lil longer than expected lol. I always love doing these, & the gods are such fun characters that I’m dying to see more of! & of course I bully my faves

& Hermes is so iconic, I love his shrill cackle, that man loves a good laugh & never really holds back!

We also kinda got a canon laugh from Calypso when she giggles right after saying goddesses can’t die. I think she has a very light & airy laugh, almost like the twinkling of a bell. Very cute & feminine

Likewise, we heard a bit of what Aeolus sounds like, but that’s more of a snide, condescending laugh that she likes to use when toying with someone. Her more genuine laugh is higher pitched & more of a giggle

For everyone else, I’m going off of pure vibes

I think Athena tries not to laugh because she has a badass image to maintain, & tbh most of the other gods aren’t that funny, or at least they don’t appeal to her sense of humor. She likes more clever & dry witty comedy, which is probably why Ody’s jokes work well on her. He likes to use a lot of fun word play & his timing & physical comedy is just perfect, & catches her off guard enough to draw out a real laugh. She laughs with her full chest, it’s loud & is honestly such a bright, happy sound, probably because it’s so rare to hear. Much to her chagrin, she snorts when she laughs hard enough. When she’s trying to mask her laugh it gets quicker & higher pitched, & she usually tries to muffle it behind her hand

Apollo’s laugh is pretty similar to Hermes, but it’s a bit deeper & not as erratic & sounds like he has more control over his voice. Idk it probably sounds so pretty & smooth, almost like his laugh alone is a song & more than a few gods accuse him of faking it because it just sounds a lil too “perfect.” If you really get him going tho it does tend to take on a more unhinged & frantic pitch, & it gets real hard to tell the difference between the 2

I just know Hephaestus has a really deep & rich laugh, but he doesn’t laugh often. He’s pretty serious & he doesn’t always get every joke tossed his way, but when he does, it’s this really deep, amused chuckle that slowly gets louder the longer he laughs

Aphrodite has the prettiest laugh, it’s not as high pitched as you’d expect from her & almost has a purr to it, but that could just be her infectious, bubbly giggles

So uh, I love Ares way more than I was expecting to from his part in gg & I’m gonna simp for a sec cause I can. But Ares actually loves to have a good time & let loose! His version of that may look a lil more bloody, but he still enjoys a good time! He can still laugh & tell jokes! So I think he wouldn’t bother holding back & just belts out this deep belly laugh that can make you jump if you’re not expecting it. Funnily enough, I think he also would snort a lot when laughing, so maybe it’s a war god thing lmaoooo. He’s also prone to laugh when he’s sparring or in the middle of a fight, & that’s more of a different sound. He gets this crazed look in his eye & his laugh raises an octave & gets a lil faster until it’s this really menacing, crazed cackling that is just as scary as it is endearing

Hera doesn’t laugh as much as she used to, but when she does, it’s this sly sounding, amused chuckle. Even when she’s being sincere, it lowkey sounds like she’s making fun of you. If something actually gets her going, she’ll throw her head back & her laugh actually sounds authentic, but it still has a more smooth, controlled tone much like Apollo

Now for the big 3

Hades doesn’t laugh much, obvi, but when he does, it’s this really low rumbling from deep within his chest, & you don’t really think he’s laughing until you see his shoulders shaking & notice the smile beneath his beard. But it something’s legit funny, he’ll let out this hearty laugh & lean back & will either hug his stomach or slap a knee

Oh Poseidon, you’re gonna fucking hate me for this. But he usually has this calm, really snide snicker/chuckle he does when he’s mocking someone which is like all the time. It’s such a smug sound you just want to slap the shit outta him because it’s so obvious he’s laughing at YOU! But his real laugh has a rich tenor to it, & is way louder than he’d like. & if something really gets him laughing, it starts to get higher pitched before it starts to morph into more of a bubbly, gurgling sound until it sounds like he’s laughing underwater

It’s no surprise that the thunder bringer himself has a downright booming laugh that can shake the heavens themselves if he really lets himself go, but much like his bitch of a brother, he only really does that if he’s laughing at someone. Otherwise, it’s still really deep & loud, it just doesn’t have as much bass to it. If you listen for it, you can hear claps of thunder when he lets out unbridled belly laughs, & when he’s just chuckling you can hear a buzzing static sound like lightning

[taegularities]

Hiii Rid, I finished CMI12 finallyyyy and I loved it so much! I made notes so I don’t forget the details I loved. The whole vacation vibe made me miss summer and my vacation already.🥺 But I loved the livestream reference from jikook and the slippery soccer run bts reference, it made me miss them so much😭 there even was a high school musical reference 😂The scene where Oc was playing the guitar was wholesome. The bunk bed scene owns my heart, they were so cute like they can’t even be one night separate from each other.🥹 Especially, I loved how jk motivated her and stayed with Oc when she was afraid while they were hiking. Btw the pool scene was omg, I drowned in the tension🫠 and when he fell into the pool istg I laughed my ass off. MISS RID! THE SMUT WAS OH. MY. GOD I felt things I shouldn’t feel. I loved the Kakashi Hatake detail hihihi. Jimin’s outburst about them having sex at breakfast was funny, I laughed so much at that.😂 Even their little fight was cute istg and I CANT WAIT FOR THE HOMETOWN/WEDDING ARC! THANK GOD I CAN READ IT IMMEDIATELY!!!

All in all, I really loved seeing them so happy and in love in this chapter. And omg, I loved to see more of the other couples and how their friendship dynamic is. I can’t wait for the drama in CMI 13 tho, I am so pumped. Sorry that this got so long. Your writing was beautiful as always!!! Your talent is unmatched. 💜

i legit lost this ask for a sec what the hell 😭 i'm totally not a summer person, but this chapter made me want to go on a vacation with my loved ones, fr 😭 ALSO YAY you caught the weverse live and run bts references i'm so happy about that :P oc being a musical genius had me swooning, too, and i honestly might incorporate this lil talent in cmi again some day. apart from flowers and colours, i feel like music is quite important in this series, too.

i'm overjoyed that you loved all the scenes so much :') and the smut!! lol yes, i feel like my mind gets a little more unhinged with each chapter, bc even the ch14 smut is– yeah 😂 YES PLS WE LOVE KAKASHI HATAKE LMAOOOO

thank you, love. i saw that you read cmi13, too, and i can't wait to respond to that. your feedback always makes me blush and saves my day, so please don't worry about it being long. i appreciate you, truly <3

[littlesislovesyou]

Well I did even though it ate up my sleeping hours in the early morning. I wasn't gonna fall asleep easily anyway so it's fine and I got everything done. Now I'm just on my way home now from getting food for the weekend. And it's okay I appreciate you understanding and listening to my rant >:( I'll be okay but I def need to fix my sleep schedule lol

Oh trust me hun I'm always hydrated...but you can always find out in a certain way yk? (Sorry LMAOOOO) I'm still a little tired and unhinged. My day was okay though ty. After dinner I was thinking about indulging in some nostalgia gaming with you in my mind~ While taking breaks to respond to you...maybe you can keep me company though? By cockwarming me or giving me loud sloppy head as if trying to let everyone know that I have a needy slut in between my legs and giving you headpats and fucking your pretty face and tight throat in frustration when I die in an annoying way before giving you a facial~ And taking an eventual break to fuck your brains out yk? 🤭🔪

Yeah...You're right. It's a part of being human but it doesn't mean I have to like it 😭 sometimes I think of what I would be without any humanity at all and I think...if I can't be like this. Caring but still brutal at request. Strict but still kind and loving. Then I'd want to keep myself the way I am despite all the shit I have to go through. I can't fully mend the wounds but I can still ease the pain and frustration while finding parts of myself I still like and others do as well. I think that's enough but ty for your reassurance I really appreciate it 🖤

Well I would like to hold you but I also love that I have such a strong hold over you and your needy cunt~ It's so cute and it's fun to tease you and trust me you make it as fun as it can get...aside from me eventually finding and kidnapping you after stalking you and staying at a hotel nearby your location and using you to my heart's content...🖤🤫

I'm happy you find it endearing! Ahhh but making your heart and body both excited, afraid and keyboard smash is the goal and I love making you and your needy little pussy cry...it just makes me throb so much for you and it makes it ten times easier to force myself inside of you and breed you nonstop all night 😌💗

Aww that's completely understandable! I hope you were able from work wiping you out :c and I understand. I'll keep that in mind and communicate if I will or will not due to circumstances of having to focus on myself for a day or two. I hope you take care of yourself as well! <3333 I'll start off slow and groggy, running my hands all over your irresistible, hot body pushed up against my cock as it hardens and throbs against you and groping your tits and kissing your skin and hissing in delight before repositioning myself to be balls deep inside of you and the moment I force myself inside of your tight, unconscious holes...my eyes and body would never be more awake and I might end up fucking you awake and then making you cum all over me as I creampie and eagerly fuck you back into unconsciousness...unable to get enough at how good and tight you feel unconscious and unable to resist me...not that you want to anyway with how wet you become when you realize it's me and what I'm doing~ 😈

And yes that's always the hope that tomorrow will be better and I hope the same for you too sweet girl... <333

That's true...why be humble when we can be greedy and do both...ah well. I was gonna call you my cute little kiddo but idk something in my brain wasn't fully vibing with the term at the time of writing and was worried about it being too much lol but also it's not like I'm too much older than you. Even though I definitely still am. Maybe it's just something to get used to.

But yeah sorry about that <3

Hehe if that was the case you'd wake up every morning soaking your panties or your sheets then if those were your dreams I'm sure...🥴 Sweet just like you <333

That's good to hear and awww so sweet~ I missed you too sweetheart~ My darling, stunning, gorgeous and 'innocent' mutual... 💕

My lil sis is the sweetest angel in the whole wide world 😇🥰

Hihihi<333 I missed you my lovely depraved mutual💕💕💕

I hope you had a great day, that honestly sounds like such a great plan, just be sure you’re still thinking dirty thoughts of me~ heh💕 I’m kidding but, hopefully you get some time to yourself tonight and get some good rest when you can🥺

Enjoy your food!<333

Ahh how else would I find out you’re hydrated hm?💗😌 I would really like to be sure you know?~

Also I would absolutely be your slutty little deskpet<3 just there for you whenever you need to let out frustrations from your game, ahh I would love to just do both<3 cockwarming you sounds fun, and cozy<33 I know I would be so wet for you, I bet you’d fuck up into me when you’d get frustrated<3

But also I just wanna be between your legs, my head resting on your thigh, you stroking my head until you need to have your cock in my mouth, maybe you could keep it there?;’) just let me do the work and then when you need to get rough you can just fuck into my mouth💗💗💗 ahhh I would just love to be so good for you<3

Oh goddddd hhhh are you trying to get me to touch myself right now 🥺💗 I just might honestly<3 everything you write to me is just so hot hhhh

And ahhh you can call me whatever you want to! Don’t apologize<3 ☺️ heh

🥺💗 you have no idea just how much I would let you do to me<3

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

The Mash Radio Live in Anime Japan featuring Kobayashi Chiaki, Kawashima Reiji, and Hanae Natsuki is so funny! Ishikawa Kaito just suddenly shows up unannounced, everyone is surprised!!

I don't think he's a secret guest or anything either, just look at him!

Chiaki even tried to push him away omg why is Ishikai looking so confused even though he's the one making the surprise appearance?? His face is so funny lmaoooo

At the end everyone is doing the BBBB dance, with Hanae dancing dangerously close to the monitor lol and Hanae shouted for Inorin's name for some reason??

I love how unhinged all the seiyuus here. Except Chiaki I think because he has to be the MC lol

That was a blast, just like every other Mash Radio session. The crowds are a lot populated and more enthusiastic too from what I can see, happy to see the series are significantly more popular now.

[thekrows-nest]

(If this blog was anon you might as well call me cage anon at this point disijdjskaowj)

Bro what if we WANTED to stay in the cage even after we gain Krows trust?

All Krow has to do is just give me attention, cuddles at night, and internet and I will just stay in there all day and night-

I wouldn't have to do anything so actually the cage thing lowkey sounds comfy af

Ialsolikeunhingedmensoyeah

(Lmaoooo)

I mean, if you WANT to stay in the cage, Krow isn't really gonna tell you no lmao. Cause he ALSO does enjoy seeing you in the cage.

He'll very much give you cuddles and attention. With the internet, you'll have to prove you're not doing anything to try and escape him (he would very much basically put parental controls on your internet access dnvfbdsfj) but yeah, he can provide that. And he is happy to cook all kinds of meals for you and get other things you may want or need.

"A-ah, I-I hope I can r-renovate the place s-someday s-soon/ W-wouldn't higher ceilings b-be nice, D-Dove? T-then the c-cage can b-be more properly lifted and y-you'll look e-even more lovely~ <3" he'd say with a delightful sqwee.

(Push the right buttons and Krow DEFINITELY becomes very unhinged.)

[twistedappletree]

Maaaaaan I had SUCH an amazing night last night fr 😭 and my friend finally got her full Halloween carnival experience before she went back home, funnel cakes and all~ ✨👻🎪

I haven’t been to this attraction in a few years but they seriously amped up the haunt! The animatronics were crazy this year (there were literally ones that chase you lmao) and the scare actors were still the seasoned veteran actors which made it perfect. We went on opening night too so we got to see everyone and everything at their best.

Between the haunted barn, the corn maze and the clown tent, I don’t even know which one was my favorite because they were all so good. Since I am a clown and I went dressed as a clown, I absolutely love clowns and they had SO many clown sections this year!

One of the clown scare actors even saw my makeup/outfit and blew me a kiss instead trying to scare me 😹🤡 so cute.

All the pics of me are on their phones but here’s my friend, Giselle:

Who introduced me to this amazing artistic soul, Nik:

Nik actually lives here and we’re gonna be keeping in touch for sure. He literally looks and sounds like a movie producer from the 1920’s, it’s amazing akdhakjd plus he’s an incredible artist and loves clowns/carnivals as much as I do 🤡

I’m so happy I met these two, they literally made my week unforgettable because it’s so goddamn rare that I meet people on the same wavelength with the same weird interests as me 😭🖤

Oh, and some bonus content! absolutely unhinged candle scent names at the gift shop lmaoooo:

And this cute little bag that I bought specifically to carry the lip balms I bought from the shop because I forgot to bring my own bag in 💀

Other than that, everyone kept mistaking me for a scare actor because of my clown fit??? And a few of the workers to me to apply as one soooo

Since I have plenty of performance/acting experience, I think I’m gonna apply for next year and see if I can bring my clowning to the next haunt! 🤡✨🎪

[starlight-time-machine]

Week in Review

04/14/2024 – 04/20/2024

Sunday

Week 10 of missing Cipher Academy

Woah, another new character in Girl Meets Rock…I’m a little trepidatious but let’s see how it goes… Always appreciate more Machiavellian Rin, though.

I didn’t have a lot of time for manga today, but I read the new Unluck Undead chapter because I wanted to see the popularity poll results. Like a lot of fans, I was surprised to see Tatiana up so high, but I’m soooo happy to see Feng at third. Then the chapter itself went and reminded me that oh yeah he’s kind of a complete asshole at times… But it seems like Nico giving him a talking to was enough to change his mindset a little. I’m excited to see how this tag team shiritori match goes, especially with Feng already being able to target the pieces of Language’s soul embedded in her creations. (Also how did he braid his hair so fast…I really would’ve liked to just see ponytail Feng or hair down Feng…)

Monday

Oshi no Ko fine. Sometimes the insertion of comedy to soften dramatic blows gets a little grating.

Dandandan good, this mangaka’s creature designs are always some of my favorites, and this one is no exception. It seems like we’re going through the regular cycle of a kid being overtaken by supernatural powers before incorporating those powers into their own fighting style and joining the team, though, and I’m really hoping this is the last. I don’t know how much more I can take before Dandadan feels like it’s really just spinning its wheels.

Magilumiere fine. It appears we’ve been flung into the endgame all of a sudden.

Chainsaw Man fine. We got some fun banter between Quanxi and the others, at least.

Watched through the rest of the Glow Up season and it was generally uneventful (I skipped the Metaverse episode because LMAOOOO fuck that dumb shit). The drag episode was my favourite, as it felt like they were having a lot of fun being self-referential and irreverent (bringing back the model from the infamous I Like To Watch video was an inspired choice). Roo’s look for Cheddar was really breathtaking, too. Other than that, I’m just glad that the person I was rooting for won.

Finally continued my Undead Unluck reread and it’s so good… The best part about Loop 101 for me is how every arc feels like a completely different genre. Fuuko and Void’s boxing match was so hype, Fuuko defeating Sean and his switchblade with ease was such a nice full circle moment, the Buroja War arc was fantastic in terms of character development across the board (gay of Billy to find Tella by the scent of his conditioner though), and the Phil arc was fun, but I mostly loved it for all the Sean/Gina moments it provided.

Tuesday

Agh

Wednesday

Aghhhhhh

Thursday

I can’t believe I missed DunMesh Thursday but I was truly knocked out after rushing work once again. But I did have time to read the latest chapter of Yuria-sensei no Akai Ito – it seems like learning about her dad’s affair and coming to understand her sister’s perspective is what’s going to push Yuria to chase her own wants, which I think she rightfully deserves at this point.

Friday

I’m not gonna lie I got some insanely bad news today so I’ve just been lying in bed depressed out of my mind

Saturday

Undead Unluck reread made me feel better…especially since the Tenraisai arc is so fun and funny. The exploration of the familial bond between Feng and Shen is so cute and touching…and that being the crux to Shen winning their bout was absolutely perfect. One thought I did have while rereading was realizing how…Feng has kind of overtaken Shen as my favourite character… 101 Shen just doesn’t have the tragedy-tinged unhinged energy of 100 Shen that I loved so much, and meanwhile Feng has just grown more and more likeable while still being a battle freak… And he’s even funnier in the subsequent high school arc, which was super wholesome and fun as a whole. (But wow, Chikara’s parents deciding to time travel with Chikara at the end kind of fucked me up, because for all their relatives know, they just disappeared for 16 years…). I decided to stop reading here since I’m pretty much caught up, and I’ve just fallen more in love with Undead Unluck now that I can actually remember more than 50% of the plot. At this point I might raise its score from a 9 to a 10 (I had docked it points for being so heterosexual and having so many fridged relatives, but now I’m just enamoured by the story’s heart and compassion), but I’ll save that thought for when the series ends.

DunMesh Saturday…with a side of spicy ramen and cheese rice cakes to soothe my depressed soul…it was a fun episode…seeing the groups collide and the new social dynamics forming was fun…the first next episode should be fun too…

[reynie-muldoons]

'A Perilous Journey' liveblog!!!!

GOOD MORNINGGGG its season two timeee!!!

I decided I'm watching episode 1 now, and episode 2 in a few hours. My shift starts weirdly late in the day so it works out.

As always, spoilers below the cut!!

Before I even get started I love how this episode is called a perilous journey. It's not quite the book title but damn near close 😂

0:10 ITS A RECAP BAYBEEE

1:27 dad!Milligan will never not make me cry

1:29 AND MOM!MISS PERUMAL RIGHT AFTER

2:12 HERE WE GOOOOOO

2:19 BLEASE tell me Kate is training rats

2:23 just kidding its Sticky

2:36 STOP MADGE STOLE THE RAT LMAOOO

2:41 oh. She left a letter. That's not conspicuous at all 😂

2:59 Mystic is so tall now 🥺

3:13 WETHERALL FARM??????

3:17 I SEE A BARN THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Also that was fucking creative Kate but how strong is that boomerang to knock multiple full-grown apples off of the tree

3:24 MILLIGAAAANNNNNN

3:34 MADGE NAME DROP!!! I have a confession to make related to Madge that I think is the funniest fucking thing ever. Remind me to tell y'all at some point

3:46 omfg are we about to watch the kidnapping??? how telling is it that I thought of Gert immediately LMAOOOO

3:55 they look adorable. Matching umbrellas, cute long coats... icons

3:58 THEYRE FAMILY BITCHES

4:06 is that supposed to be a time magazine dupe

4:06 I also think its hilarious that Curtain's original plan was to take credit for solving the emergency by just. mass brainwashing. good plan there bud, very sustainable

4:06 but like isnt he wanted now??? Isnt that a thing? In the books the government was actively looking for him so tf is this

4:14 THE OPENING IS BAAAACK

4:14 "skip opening" how insulting. No

4:42 THE SHORTCUT!!!!!

4:50 who decided to make Constance's screen an arctic clown ship 😂😂

5:12 here's that unhinged interview from the trailer. I didnt think it would come this quickly

5:28 Constance just fucking staring at the TV as if she can intimidate him into stopping LMAO

5:39 WHAT??? So in S1 when he said he'd "share the spotlight" THIS is what he meant?? What a curveball. He's going to regret countering her

5:50 fucking god complex strikes again

6:01 he looks like he's wearing a straight jacket on that back cover. Probably appropriate considering he's uhhhh Like That

6:20 god I hate him. Stop being manipulative challenge (impossible)

6:26 YES ABSOLUTELY sadness, anger, frustration, anxiety, all of the shit makes happiness stand out. Without the struggle our lives would be shaded of grey because happiness wouldnt be distinguishable

6:43 why does this sound like homeopathic medicine

7:03 is this like a weird TV hypnosis thing. Is he doing the fake happiness thing on her without her consent

7:09 ohhhh I did NOT like the shift from looking at her to looking at the camera. Creepy

7:15 RHONDA YOU SHOULDVE LET HER DO IT

7:15 Rhonda as usually you look fucking fire

7:26 Dutch baby?? First of all, presentation is 10/10. Second of all it makes me very sad that they're the only two in the house because Mr. B and Number Two are already gone.

7:38 why the fuck did she answer in French 😂😂

7:44 THEYRE SISTERS YOUR HONOR

8:03 HAHHA THIS IS THE LOG-CUTTING THING??? I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

8:13 that scream sounded like a fucking bird of prey HAHA

8:29 literally describing how it feels to travel with parents over a long period. I swear they are literally a fucking family

8:36 "just as much for him as it is the kids" oh absolutely it is, he's a mess when it comes to Nathaniel

9:01 DOES HE JUST GO TO SYMPOSIUMS AND GET UP AND SPEAK 😂😂😂 what the fuck guy

9:24 "who's mocking me?" "Doesnt matter." They're banter is UNCHALLENGED. also his face is fucking funny HOLD UP

9:24 GRUMPY MAN IS GRUMPY

9:37 calling Nathaniel "some guru with all this influence" REALLY makes him sound like he tries on makeup products and does skincare routines on youtube 😂

9:41 "we seem pretty safe" oh babygirl if that's not the nail in the coffin

10:05 they really nailed the "local man does something weird" vibes in this scene

10:17 dont tell me it already happened. Oh no

10:27 OH SHIT THERE IT IS

10:39 oh my gosh he's such a DADDD.

10:45 "a tiny go bag or gorp". I love him so much

10:54 HE WITTLED IT FOR THE BUCKET STOOOOP

11:03 AND THE DEPENDENCY ARC CONTINUESSSSS

11:10 "it's my job to take care of you also. Additionally." He understands she's been on her own up until this point and acknowledges that she can handle herself, but also that she's a kid who needs help just like anyone else. CRYING.

11:15 she didn't even put it in the bucket, just her pocket 😂😂 she's so reluctant to accept

11:25 MILLIGAN PLEASE GET A BUCKET HAHAHA

11:30 okay that truck is incredible LOL

11:40 .....why would you do that to a grapefruit. What did the grapefruit do to you huh

12:08 HERE'S THE LETTERS ANGST. REYNIE WROTE THEM SO MANY LETTERS

12:16 can I just say Miss Perumal is the queen of pastels

12:43 the reality of long-distance friends. My best friends from high school and college live SO far away and it's like this sometimes

12:50 acknowledging his feelings, giving him comfort, AND indulging him?? If the adoption papers arent signed already they really should be

12:57 HAHA IS SHE PRACTICING TO SEE THEM??? LMAO KID

13:19 stooooppp she's so cute

13:26 LMAO EVERYONE GOT THERE AT THE SAME TIME

13:44 Reynie and Sticky had the sense to bring a suitcase, Kate

13:51 she's not wrong, they are taller 😂

13:58 THAT LOOK BETWEEN CONNIE AND KATE LMAOOOO

14:01 this is a funny moment and all but Reynie desperately looking for affirmation anywhere he can find it makes me so sad for him

14:07 THE HIGH FIVES!!!! Cue everyone wincing

14:15 HAHA HAVE THEY JUST NOT TALKED ABOUT THE WHISPERER SINCE THEN

14:27 ohhhh Milligan looks nice

14:38 STOP THEYRE SO FUNNY

14:45 it looks like a minecraft golem, or the pokemon golett 😂

15:01 oh lord the news broke, that has to be it

15:15 dun dun DUNNNN

15:34 it's so cool that they planned check-ins like that. How smart

16:15 okay both of them switching between languages was fucking sick

16:18 and here it is, the kids have been told no, so they will find their own way

16:41 oh shit, they have a short timeframe then

16:47 I cant tell if this is manipulative or Constance not being able to contain herself. Like I doubt she would do this in front of the others but she's already shown she trusts everyone more than she lets on, soooo

17:09 is this Constance's room??

17:16 HAHA I KNEW IT she DID hug Rhonda to get something out of it

17:31 he sounded so offended 😂😂😂

18:09 she kills me. The line delivery is just on point

18:59 is this from the book? It's a dictionary, right?

19:14 HAHA he just fucking LEAVES

19:22 OH SHIT HELLO????

19:43 RAGE GIRL, RAGE

19:46 HAHAHAHA HER FACE WHEN THE SNACKS POP OUT

19:46 IM CRYING HER EYES BUGGED OUT SO MUCH

20:13 "many sociopaths are unfailingly polite" that describes Nathaniel so fucking well

20:25 casual destruction of property

20:25 HOLD ON LMAOO how much did they have to pull on that thing for it to come out of the door at such a small tug???? Oh no I'm sad

20:33 AYYYY there it is, it's a dictionary

20:52 "last...time I checked" oh buddy hahahahah

21:14 "there is no system" the system is the organized chaos that every person with ADHD understands- it's a mess but a very specific mess

21:19 awwwww. He's trying to reach across 🥺

21:29 VERY SMOOTH REYNIE

22:00 okay the nothingness club sounds like a cult

22:13 awwww there it issss. The dam is breaking

22:30 AND NOW ITS THE SAME WITH THE GIRLS. I love that they're ramping up the similarities between Reynie and Constance

22:45 awwww loneliness. They're so sad

22:59 "not dad. Roommate" okay girl you tell yourself that

23:14 THE BOOK CHAIR. THATS INCREDIBLE

23:23 "You LIKE me." LMAO KATE CALL HER OUT

23:40 needy dad is needy

23:54 hagagaga why does he keep looking at Constance like that

24:35 good job Kate!!!!

24:46 YES THEY GOT THE JOURNAL FUCK YEAH

25:16 TAKE THE SHORTCUT BABY

25:47 "does anyone feel like they've entered a trance" Constance 😂😂😂😂

26:12 "I feel uncleen" HAHAHAH

26:25 THERE IT ISSSS TAKE THE SHORTCUT BAYBEEEE

26:42 MARITIME MONTHLY LMAOOOO

27:15 yeah Kate, everybody knows that. Gosh.

27:44 YES Reynie get the group's consent before doing something stupid

28:02 she's writing a fucking newsletter apparently

28:10 very subtle guys

28:19 okay the fact that Kate is left makes me think Milligan is going to come

28:24 okay, just kidding. Also I love the shoes

28:27 ayyy public transit

28:34 OKAY WHO TF WAS THAT

28:48 wow they didnt get any kind of head start, Rhonda's going to see they're gone immediately

28:58 SHIT SHE SCREAMED FOR HIM

28:58 KATE LEFT HIM A NOOOOOTE 😭😭😭

29:11 MISS PERUMAL NOOOO

29:12 ayyyyyy it's the Shortcut!!!

29:37 oh shit the adults have the tickets??? So what I'm hearing is the kids are sneaking on and the adults are using tickets

30:14 oh shit Sticky 😂 or should I say "oh ship"

30:20 HAHHAHA KATE "ha. stern" CRYING

30:34 PETTY CRIME BAYBYYYYY

30:42 NOOOOO its Boston tea party but without the tea

30:56 oh God why is he like that

31:03 he looks like he's about to star in a 80's dance video

31:07 NOOO HE ACTUALLY STARTED DANCING

31:15 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

31:18 PLEASE STOP HAHAHAHA

31:27 please dear god let SQ walk in on this

31:30 not SQ but someone else

31:46 what the fuck just happened

31:49 ITS GOLF CART TIME BITCHES

32:16 I'm so glad he looks that stupid in his little cart thing. I cant wait to make fun of him

32:32 who are you calling "Associate" bitch

32:46 CULT

32:52 "elated" OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK

32:59 Milligan holding his hat like that is just too fucking endearing.

33:06 so are their tickets just. Null and void now 😂

33:12 did they really just ditch their shit 😂😂😂😂😂 the bags are just there in the open

33:18 parents. PARENTS. Also this kind of is like Reynie although Miss Perumal has never seen him in an active life and death situation like this

33:23 Rhonda is once again the voice of reason

33:27 "they believed us" AWWWWWW

33:45 shit is it already over??? Damn those are some long credits then

Wow, that was really good. The kids met back up, they had an awkward start but fell into that familiarity almost immediately. The parents were very parental. Although in hindsight, Sticky's were pretty much absent. What the fuck's up with that??

And the biggest tragedy is that there was no "roll credits" moment. They didn't namedrop the episode title 🙃 please bring that back in the test of the season I loved that so much

This took a lot longer to do than I thought, so I'm waiting to watch episode 2 until later tonight. I cant wait to talk about it with y'all!!!

[stargirlfics]

no because to the anon who mentioned you trying to throw out chris after he fucks you into the mattress ??? BRUH THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME ???

cause like, AGAIN, my petty ass would be fulled by the gutteral NEED to be right and the fact that i would know everything that riles him up ???

cause like let's say you can't throw him away and you make him breakfast and he thinks he's winning this fight you know ?? he thinks you're folding and he'd getting you back ?? BUT THEN !!! PLOT TWIST !!! you don't actually care !?? like you're not folding, matter fact you've got a DATE !!! and chris finds out not through you, BUT THROUGH THE KID ???

like picture your child being like :

'momma, is your friend coming over to play with me today too ??, i miss him very much'

and you find it so cute and you're talking to your kid like :

'no baby, not today, today you're spending the day with daddy and my friend is gonna take me out !! but we can all go out together later okay ??'

and chris is on the side like '???? excuse me ??? you've introduced a stranger to my kid ?? AND THEY LIKE HIM ???' and he feels like he's getting replaced and he fucking hates it cause he thought he was getting you back but nah he's actually loosing you faster than before !!!

and he picks you up and fucks you so much that you're basically unable to walk but then he wakes up AND YOU'RE READY TO GO OUT BRO ????

and he's watching you like :

'what the fuck do you think you're doing ?? i just fucked you full of my cum and you're trying to leave again ??'

'well i told you i was going out. bubba's in bed from his nap, they're gonna be hungry so you can cook or there's leftovers from last night.'

he gets up and pins you to the wall

'are you fucking kidding me ?? you're really gonna go out with some other fucking dude ??'

'why does it fucking matter to you chris ?? like truly WHY is my love life so fucking important to you ??'

you're basically trying to pry the answer out of him but he's being a fucking asshole so he's not saying anything and until then you won't make it easy for him yk ??

'your 'love life' includes MY KID ! the kid you and I made so yeah it's gonna be important for me to have a say in it. i don't give a fuck if bubba likes them, they shouldn't meet him without my approval and you don't get to date anyone without my fucking approval'

and it just makes you laugh cause bitch YES YOU CAN YOU'RE NOT HIS WIFE ANYMORE !!!

'christopher I've told you this before : you and i do not have anything else in common other than bubba. and i find it unfair that you get to go around and fuck whatever actress you want while you're here being a piss baby about me going on dates with dudes who won't potentially emotionally scar me and then proceed to sabotage avery chance i get to be happy again.

you wanna be a jealous bitch ?? well you should've thought about that BEFORE you made fun of me for wanting better for myself when i asked for you to either fix your shit or sign the fucking divorce papers.

i am NOT your wife anymore and seeing the way you behave we're barely friends so watch it and mind your fucking business.'

AND ONCE AGAIN !! HE KNOWS YOU'RE RIGHT ??? and his fucking ego is so fucking big about it but he's also anxious about the possibilities of truly loosing you forever ?? so he just turns fucking feral and starts doing the most unhinged shit before he even thinks of showing up at your door, crying in the rain (like the rnb music videos) and begging on his knees for you to take him back ???

(that was fucking long but the angst i have in my heart with this trope ??? anyways girly let me purge my soul from the angst before i start getting angry at nothing but my own thoughts)

- 🧛🏾‍♀️ anon

Lmaoooo I felt that! Like whew the toxicity and possessiveness but also ahh the satisfaction of having him all riled up and upset that you’re not taking his shit and now he’s out here truly on his knees, nobody thought they’d see that day come dhsjsjjs!

[anakinskywalkerog]

yes, oli, im definitely unhinged 😜 but im so happy you think its in the good way omg 😭

YES CONTEXT hes just so bipolar i want to hit him with a machete. no further explanation needed, am i right? dont worry i wont AcTuAlLy (maybe just a little tho) but because he has a gf and she might actually be nice and i dont want to cause a fellow sis sorrow

fair enough, id say hes kind of all 3. i added him on snap and hes so dry but he thinks i like him so hes probably just nervous. messaging him makes me physically ill but its only till the mess is cleared up, whch will be as soon as next monday! machete boi- this is pure god, omg oli, im dying over here-

yeah, but theres too many red flags and its probably better to just... not. theres a lot of fine guys out there. ofc! you have great advice so i will deffo be coming here again 👍 kudos to the anon tho! maybe she did and it backfired and shes upset w u lmaoooo

had a great day today tho! i was talking to some guys all the way home on the bus. one of them i have hated all the way until today afternoon, and now were lowkey frnds lol. im surprised that i actually enjoyed it, but they're good company

all of them have gfs which works out for me since they wont be hitting on me 👌 so i have a bunch of safe friends so all good ❤

they can be so fkn cringe tho XD

<3<3<3

i like unhinged, i’ve been in an unhinged mood myself today

i totes understand getting so angry with a boy for being too attractive and also not wanting to date me lololol but if a machete gets involved, i was no part of it 😅

but i love giving advice! always down. glad you had a good day and i hope you continue to grow in your confidence and vibrate toward your highest self ❤️‍🔥✨ bc boys are so dumb and i’m older than you and they haven’t gotten smart yet in my experience so just focus on yourself 🤙

[renidrag]

you're so right, the one thing everyone in generation needs to do is communicate with each other 😭 but what has me on edge is what's going to happen with luz now she's, like, mad with greta bc she doesn't like her. she has the "not yet" that can potentially hurt greta and im actually wondering if she's gonna tell her or if riley will first (which i kind of doubt? since riley seems to be pushing her away from the looks of it in the sneak peek?). Idk!! what are your opinions? i like reading your posts. Thank you alsjhs

thank you for reading! I just think the character dynamics and the acting and the writing are so so good and something I've never really seen done before (also I'm so sorry this got a little bit off track by the time I'd finished writing lmaoooo)

oh I absolutely believe luz is gonna weaponise that info like there is no way they specifically wrote that asshole mini-monologue for her and had her tell riley 'not yet' to not use it when they want to cause even more problems. I think riley's gonna self destruct next episode (callback to Sam in ep 9 'you don't wanna blow yourself up in the process') out of some sort of misguided sense of self loathing - you can see in ep 13 when aquarium pablo turns up she looks so guilty and upset with herself more than anything

when stuff goes wrong for riley she always makes a joke out of it but then turns the rage inward to hurt herself - all the shit with her parents has obviously just taught her that she's the root of everyone's problems. she's so self sacrificing (when she says she's happy for greta and luz and has a photo that she LITERALLY CRIED OVER for their couple photo album??? riley pls be nice to yourself) and finds it so hard to ask for what she needs (she has to force out that she's having a shit time with her parents and needs chester to come inside with her and then we find out that her mum has totally invaded her space and done god knows what with all her belongings to have her weird play room which is funny yes but also like so deeply distressing to me)

god my heart aches for her like up until recently with the GSA kids probably no one has ever really told her that she's worthy of time and love, I don't even know how she's as functional as she is but I guess kids are resilient. I could argue that sometimes riley uses sex as a form of self harm or like a tranquilliser for all her feelings because at least when people are having sex with her she knows they actually want and desire her in some imitation of honesty. but I digress and also it's a show about teenagers so maybe it's not that serious and dark.......idk

I'm not really sure where the end of that episode is going to leave us but then episode 15 according to the plot synopsis is where greta and riley finally have their cards on the table convo about where they stand with each other. I would love the luz thing to come up so it doesn't blow up everything later, but if greta is asexual and says that to riley as one of the reasons she was/is confused about them then I think there's no way riley's going to say 'hey sorry but when you rejected me and accidentally called me a slut I went and found someone who would actually fuck me to make myself feel better and that happens to be luz lol'. it's going to be so much worse that she didn't just go off and have sex with some random guy but she had her first sexual experience with a girl that wasn't greta like they're somehow interchangeable (obviously not but that's how it would feel I think)

the last episode I'm thinking riley and greta will be maybe like circling each other with ~meaningful~ eye contact and stuff like they always do which would hopefully finally culminate in one good honest mitski kiss where they actually know how intensely they feel about each other. there's footage of marisela and chase rehearsing a scene for the finale that definitely looks confrontational and given that I'm like 75% sure that luz will either tell greta or threaten to tell greta just to be the asshole she's promised to be. I hope greta understands riley enough at that point to know it wasn't personal but it's gonna be bad and painful whenever it happens

tl;dr for this unhinged essay: I agree with you that I think riley won't do it herself, luz will either have to do it or coerce riley into doing it which will make everything a disaster and I hope that it won't ruin it forever but I am SCARED

[sukirichi]

STREET RACER AU YES YES YES PLEASE ID DIE YOURE A GENIUS BB

also i saw someone asking about a kofi, you should totally make one, i would love to support you, your work is amazing and you deserve it!!

- period anon (who is currently trying to think of a better name)

STREET RACER AU !!

haitani brothers as the kings of roponggi, kokonoi as the one who collects bet money, inui as the mechanic, kisaki as the drivers’ managers, hanma as that hella arrogant but amazing driver 🙄, draken as the contender for the champions (is that the right word?), mitsuya as the one who designs the team’s costumes and the Dad Friend in the group (surprisingly, he’s also really good in driving !!), and OMG KAZUTORA AS THE UNHINGED DRIVER WHO TAKES ILLEGAL RACING SERIOUSLY BCOS HE LITERALLY WILL DRIVE YOU OVER THE EDGE 💀, shinichiro as the retired overseer in races AND EYE 🧍🏻‍♀️ my biggest problem is that i still dk who the male lead will be. i want y/n to be a sister of one of the character’s and is a very rich person who provides her ‘boyfriend’ (who she later realizes is an ass and she deserves better) with the fanciest and fastest cars just cuz she can !!

and aww tysm, unfortunately i am not the one handling my finances so i don’t want my irl’s knowing i get donations by writing 2d porn 😭 i do art trades tho and i’m very happy enough with them, but hopefully i can have kofi soon, and tysm for thinking of supporting me 🥺

THE PERIOD ANON HELP 😭😭😭 you can be 🩸 or 🍷 anon LMAOOOO

[bloodpenned]

!! wowowow? i do like guro since i play vns with it all the time but sometimes i do get kinda overwhelmed because of the graphic imagery when it's too extreme like damn i have to look away from the screen for a minute maybe ahjshf but i just realized i've never seen it written like that, like in visual novels 90% of the dialogue during those scenes is just the character moaning/screaming so it's never detailed, but this i like it so so much more^^ i don't know what else to ask about marilla i just hope we can see more stuff like this because that was seriously so good, i don't know how else to compliment you it was just amazing TT

anooon!! i have taken you in my heart right here right now.... holds you gently..... ive honestly been so nervous posting about my ocs (since they're all very self indulgent and marilla isn't actually the only one into guro but shhhhh the other one isn't immortal and it's pure fantasy for him ^^. tho i could see multiple of my charas indulging it lmaoooo) and this really made happy, i really appreciate it :D!!! i have some small ideas for her that i might want to flesh out further, so i'll keep u posted!! (there's a cut cuz i talked a lot)

but about the visual novel thing!! i honestly haven't played too many guro VNs myself since i prefer to see it written out as well... i've read a lot of btd fanfic and if you don't know about them yet, i 100% recommend rotpeach's fics on ao3!! they're honestly my biggest inspo and the reason i got into writing this kind of stuff.

i guess in vns it's just,, kind of overwhelming?? like the screaming noises and the intensity of the images and all that,, so i totally get you!! what i like to see is creative descriptions of the 'gross stuff' but they usually just leave that up to the image and write absolutely unhinged dialogue alksjdflkjsdf also this is maybe strange but i have a soft spot for consensual guro and ive neeeever seen that which makes sense. im doing it myself now. LMAO

still,, i do like to play whatever guro i can get my hands on so if you have any visual novel rcs id love to hear them!!

this isn't the first time i've written guro on this blog!! i wrote a skullfucking fic with whitney as well where reader is the victim, though that one is notably more noncon- if ur interested (if u haven't read it already), you can find it on my masterlist!

this was SUPER rambly if you read through all of this thank you so much for listening <3! have a lovely day!

[vertigoambrosia]

wttf day 2, or ‘how many days will it take me to actually waatch this all the way through?’

god i’m so glad AJ is able to go full shitboi now that he’s over the crown

so wtf is schadenfreude supposed to be in wxw? how am i suppsoed to reconcile kyle being all supportive to lucky here and then on twitter straight up telling him to go fuck himself

gresham how dare u slap the boi

on the BUTT

this is kind of an odd choice for an opener, isn’t it? idk for some reason this feels kinda low key

but then again i’ve been zoning out all day so who knows

aww poor bb

i want my baby boy to be happy again

oh we getting a montage for the shotgun title?

wait

i don’t know shit about alexander dean so *shrug*

his hair + beard reminds me of marty

he has boring music

fuck him up robert

hahaha commentary confused by ‘tops off for avalanche’

YEAHHH GO FUCKING HAM AVALANCHE

oh eh they’re on the outside now

oh nvm they back in

now that’s what an avalanche match should be like!

oh here’s this shitty boy

god i love this turn so fucking much

and their feud two years ago owned bones

it’s great too cause like, who is rooting for jurn here? like, he’s been boring af for the most part in the crown trying to be all GRRR I’M SCARY AND BADASS

who is that one fucker booing david starr

i blame mike kilby

i think i already made that joke but still

well ahura’s not wearing a shirt so at least he won’t waste him during the match taking it off

lmaoooo his shoes

man i love david but i really want our stupid boys to win this

and ahura to finally get the pin and not fuck it up

*ahura voice* dude you can’t tag yet i’m not done with my striptease

omg it’s like ten minutes later and he is hellbent on ripping his pants off

AHAHAHAHAHA THE PANTS FUCKING FLEW INTHE AIR

yaaay!

awww kisses

will prince ahura become the dumbest tag champ ever?

uh oh it’s about to get sinister and sexy up in here...

oh fuck ivan

BABY

hey wait what!

i mean i love lucky getting one up on pete and ivan

but i was hyped up for a horny match

esp when they were really selling them as being fucking unhinged much better than yesterday

wait is the finals really going to be a fucking four way? UGH

anyway here’s some nice southern boys

anthony henry kinda looks like a fuckboi, but a loveable one

also he has def duckfaced for me taking a picture during his entrance twice and both times my dumbass phone blurred it up

aww tfw you wanna be hardcore but your legs betray you

i can’t remember which show the drake/riddle match andy mentioned was in, but i 200% recommend that match - i was there for it and it was fucking FIRE

I

I CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE WHAT THE WORKEHORSEMENT JUST DID

:) drake deserves all the chants

oh really? burch and lorcan in the “final”? (i refuse to acknowledge a 4 way as a real final for a tournament)

here’s a 4 way because

oh apparently this is a #1 contender 4 way? ok, sure

oh this rust boy is...fit

lmaooo rico, re: the rotation “he’s such a nice kid; i hope he doesn’t die today”

haha rust taylor is not impressed

noo sirs don’t talk about femme fatales i haven’t watched it yet!

oh flamita vs avalanche is gonna be a thing

oh lord this match is just gonna be five different types of ridiculous

LMAO OH MY GOD

this is madness!

arrest these men!

*tas voice* PUT THAT SUPER SOAKER DOWN

tbh tho knowing how hot the turbinhalle can get, if that water is cold it

UM

WHAT

what do i even say about this

*tas voice* you shot me with a gun you’re getting off easy with a fine

*tas voice*

“THAT’S OJ SIMPSON’S GLOVE” fuck

ohhh did jay have the cutting board and knife to cut up his zuchinni?

ok i can’t even keep up with this madness

oh my got we have an inset  of zuchinni prep

ok commetary is on fire was well

FRANCIS

HERE TO RESSURECT HIS FATHER

THE SODA MATCHES THE ACCENTS ON HIS JACKET

orange soda  is great, lbr

where did andy get a machine gun this isn’t america

what can i even say. what could i add to this.

99% sure i have been spoiled for this match but that’s ok

HA THEY ACTUALLY MADE THE TIM THATCHER FESTIVAL LOGO

am i buying another timo shirt?

here comes the g r a p p l e f u c k

blood??????

the return of the gyrating!

timo on the top rope???

goddammit bobby just die already

man the things tim does with his face

YEWSSSSSSS

aww alan called him a ‘pro wrestling angel’

good end