#SNorTs

[salamispots]

I had a thOUGHT >:'D

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[thaliasthunder]

nico be collecting blond bitches like pokemon really....

[leejungjaes]

luke: 😘

nicola: 😉

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

omg wait that ask about the character whose sole purpose is to break up couples except an alternate version where they keep accidentally setting people up instead. the next thing they know the entire cast is a poly excluding them

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[putuponpercy]

I was trying to type "Henry and Gordon confront James" but my phone suggested Jesus instead of James and I'm fucking laughing

[cn-alastair-lite]

one day the world will be ready to talk about how slavic artists are oftentimes portrayed and talked about as predatory beasts with no morals, ready to draw anything

[millenniallust4death]

Luna Scodelario on Twitter (20 August 2017).

[sofiaruelle]

Thinkin about short haired college leche <3

same i miss her. here’s something generic hahhaha

[dracosleftarsecheek]

WHATS UR FAV COLOUR ANF FOOD

OLIVE GREEEEEEN

AND PROBABLY ... MEXICAN FOOD AS A WHOLEEEE

[wielderofthechainsaw]

the bugbo plush promo bid is the best shit ever

-bugbo doesnt sound like bugbo

-its in minecraft

-gerbo has a bugkash now

-“dont you love me? Youve gotta love me!!!”

[nancylou444]

August 9, 2016

[searsage]

"Robin…Why overcomplicate your situation..? Your conscious is in such turmoil…" Al-an notes almost sympathetically revealing the fact that he is indeed still ruthlessly rooting through her storage medium..

While the reminder of this invasion does little but piss the synthetic off futher, Robin still finds a sarcastic grimace twisting her face.

"My situation was far less complicated before I was foolish enough to trust you…but im pretty certain you'd never comprehend why that is.."

"I am aware of your distress Robin. liberation when so sudden can often feel…oppressive, for lifeforms so acclimated to their shackles, Its not uncommon for them to seek other forms of comfort in its like, often seeking solace in the form of another oppression..guilt." Al-an admits apathetically.

She hates how right he sounds, the confidence within his assessment even if what he speaks are simple delusions, she hates how close he is, how close she wants him, the warmth of his vessel bleeding into her damp thighs as she practically sat on his lap…

She wished she had let Alterra neutralize him as they intended to, the nausea she felt now is akin to the terror that rippled through her when he announced they had corrected the sequence if she had just waited they would have put him down..

Her narrowed eyes drop to the wound the plasma blade left in it's wake, she still has a morbid sense of gratification seeing it, however it seemed to be healing quickly, no longer seeping already thinly filmed.

"Yes, Im so lucky because your my fucking savoir…" Robin practically sneered her hand reaching out to trace to wound..

How could he act like he understood anything?! The alien before her haf never lived a day in the life she had, fighting tooth and nail to fit in and striving to make her sister proud.

Everything she had, he owned because she had fought for it! Her status, her position, achievements!

And now all that was gone, destroyed because she was stupid enough to confront some anomalous presence hiding within the ship's network!

The blood within her vains began boiling, she could feel the coolant surging through her chest in tandam as fury blinded her

Like a viper the moment her fingers graze over the healing wound they cruelly plunge in, mercilessly tearing into the freshly mending tissue ignorent of the burning pain of his caustic blood, his alarmed hiss of pain is almost worth it, his retaliation however is not..

[odalexagnia]

I think the craziest story I can ever tell is that my ex fully broke up with me because he had a mental breakdown about me liking the Daycare Attendant

Anyway, my girlfriend is amazing and supports all my blorbos

[leejungjaes]

their flirting is obscene

like right here? in front of my salad?

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a campfire couple who are the first and second boots of the season. When eliminated contestants return for the finale they reveal they got together after some dramatic will they/won’t they type of thing. The other eliminated contestants reveal it’s true and at least one comments on how it would make great tv

But Chris can’t use any of it since they don’t film the eliminated contestants

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