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ali-anne-undertale-stoof · 1 month ago

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Now here's the brothers taking a slice at being delivery men!

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Chapter 4: Around Town (Piece of Cake)

Finally! Just one more dollop of butternut cream, and Cottin Cinnabun's Cookies And Cream Cake was complete!

The purple rabbit stood back to admire her handiwork. This client of hers was in for a real treat! Now all she has to do is deliver it! And to Cottin, that's just a day's work.

Ring ring! Whoops! Looks like Cottin had another customer to tend to. Not just one, but two. Two skeletons... Oh, of course! She was wondering about those two. At least now she had the chance to meet them for real.

The taller skeleton spoke up. "HELLO, MISS CINNAMON BUNNY, MA'AM!! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!" And he delightfully pushed the smaller skeleton in front of him. "AND THIS IS MY BROTHER!!! HE MAY BE LACKADAISICAL, BUT I PROMISE YOU, HE'S A SWEETHEART!"

"laying it on a bit thick there, buddy. hey. i'm sans. sans the skeleton."

Well... This was certainly interesting. Cottin leaned against the counter, smirking and crossing her arms.

"Nice to meetcha. Is there anything you need?"

The smaller skeleton started scratching his neck. "yeah, uh, we were wondering if you have any jobs for us. y'know, like... for gold 'n' stuff."

Oh. Well, that was unexpected. But then again, it's understandable. These two did just move in, after all.

"Well, I don't really have any jobs open to you right NOW, but if you want, I can-"

"ARE YOU SURE?! WE ARE VERY HELPFUL SKELETONS!!! WE CAN BE YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOUR PALS!!! YOUR RIGHT HAND MEN!!!! WELL, I CAN BE THE RIGHT HAND, SANS CAN BE THE LEFT HAND!! AND YOU CAN BE.. UM... THE LEGS??? IS THAT HOW IT WORKS???"

Cottin chuckled. Man, this guy has so much energy.

"Nah, sorry, Papyrus. I just have to make a delivery, but that's about it."

"really? you don't want to have someone watch the store for you?"

Cottin shook her head. Both skeletons seemed to deflate a bit, one a lot more noticeable than the other. Aww, poor kids... The rabbit turned to the box on the counter. It was right next to the other empty boxes. Hmm... Maybe they could do something for her.

Just as the brothers turned to leave, Cottin called out to them. "Hey, boys?"

The boys turned around. "uh huh?" "YEAH?"

"Say... You know, I have this cake to deliver, and if it's not much trouble at all..."

Papyrus lit up first. "OH MY GOSH!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU" He just went on like this!

"alright, buddy, that's enough," Sans chuckled. Cottin's confident smile noticeably formed into something warmer. She supposed it was the effect of watching a good sibling relationship thrive.

Papyrus cleared his throat before talking, "WHERE DO YOU WANT US TO TAKE IT?"

Cottin proceeded to point towards the address on the label. "103 Icicool Street. Think you can handle that?"

"no problemo." Sans gave the rabbit lady a thumbs up.

"YEAH!! IT'LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE!!!"

"Well, let's just hope you manage to take the WHOLE cake, alright, boys?"

"O-OF COURSE!!! THE WHOLE CAKE!!!"

Cottin nodded. Yeah, she has faith in these two. "Cool. Whatever tips you get, you can keep." She grabbed her keys and started heading out the door. "I gotta go."

"WHAT?! WHERE?!"

"To see my nibling. They've got a surprise for me. See ya."

And just like that, Cottin was gone. That meant Papyrus had to take charge.

"ALRIGHT, SANS!!! 103 ICICOOL STREET!! MEMORISE IT!!"

"memorising..."

Without looking, Papyrus picked up a box from the side. "ALRIGHT!! LET'S DO THIS!!! SKELEBROS, SKELEGO!!! WAIT, I MIGHT NEED TO CHANGE THAT..."

The streets are notoriously quiet today. It would have freaked the boys out if Snowdin wasn't such a peaceful town. Instead, it was just a nice stroll around the corner. Easiest delivery ever.

And that's what made it so BORING! Sans thought he needed to spice things up a bit.

"sooooooo... can i see the cake?"

Papyrus held the box away from Sans. "WHAT?! NO!! IT'S NOT FOR YOU, IT'S FOR THE CUSTOMER!!"

"come on, i promise i won't eat it."

"YOU DEFINITELY WILL!!!"

Sans feebly tried to reach up. "c'mon, i wanna see!"

With his superior height, Papyrus easily held the box away from the short skeleton. "NO!!! IF YOU WANT A CAKE, WE CAN BUY ONE AFTERWARDS!!!"

"please? i won't lick it or anything."

"YOU DON'T HAVE A TONGUE!!!"

"exactly, so i won't lick it."

"SANS-" Papyrus felt the box slowly falling out of his hand. The few moments between Papyrus dropping the box and it hitting the ground felt like it was going in slow motion.

POOF!

Both brothers stared at the box in horror. Oh god, what have they done?!

Papyrus fell to his knees and cried to whatever god was watching them. "NOOOOOO!!! WHYYYYY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!??!"

Sans sighed, both out of guilt for causing this mess in the first place, and on Papyrus' half because really? Why did he have to make such a scene?

"maybe they wouldn't mind a squashed cake."

"NO, SANS!!! IT'S RUINED!!!"

"let's just try to do damage control, okay?"

When Sans lifted the box, he found it was a lot... lighter than what he was expecting. Huh. Strange. Wonder why that is.

He opened the box. Oh.

It's empty.

Papyrus gasped in shock. "WHERE'S THE CAKE?!?!?!"

"huh. must've picked up the wrong box by mistake."

"HOW COULD I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, PICK UP THE-"

Yet another one of Papyrus' theatrics got cut off by the peculiar sight of a dog. But not just a dog. A dog with what looks like a cake sitting neatly on his back. Uh oh.

"is that..."

"...THE CAKE?"

...

"how??????" "HEY, GET BACK HERE!!!"

Thus began a wild goose chase... Well, more like a wild DOG chase. The sight was pretty silly, with two skeletons chase a dog with a cake on his back. In addition, Sans constantly kept bumping into the few people that were roaming the streets.

Bump! "sorry!" Bump! "sorry!"

Papyrus is fully aware that Sans is no athlete, but did he really have to be so clumsy NOW???

"SANS!!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOI-" CRASH! Speak for yourself, Papyrus. You just crashed into a tree. And smashed into the ground on impact.

Sans approached the tree and patted it. "sorry."

"GROAN..." As the taller skeleton dusted off the snow, he took the time to look around for the dog and the lost cake. "WHERE IS THAT MEDDLING CANINE?!"

"uhh, bro?" Papyrus glanced at Sans, who was pointing upwards. Huh. He looked up. Oh, there's the dog. Sitting on the branch, next to the cake.

"HEY!!! DOG!!! I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT THAT CAKE IS NOT YOURS!!! IT IS FOR OUR COOL CLIENT!!! SO I IMPLORE YOU, PLEASE GET DOWN AND RETURN THAT CAKE TO US!!!"

The dog doesn't respond. Papyrus huffed and clenched his fists. This dog...

"HEY!!! CANINE!!! I SAID GET DOWN!!!!!!"

Still no response. Papyrus wished he had hair so he could rip it out!

"HEY!!!!!!!!"

"relax, bro. maybe we could get it down with a treat."

"YES, THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA!! HMM..." Papyrus tapped his foot and scratched his chin, trying to come up with an idea. "WHAT DO DOGS LIKE?"

Sans shrugged. "bones?"

"AHA! YES! BONES!"

It's a good thing they're skeletons! Papyrus summoned a fine-looking femur bone with his magic. Surely, this will work!

"HERE, POOCHIE POOCHIE POOCHIE!! I'VE GOT A TASTY BONE FOR YOU!!!"

All that got the dog to do was tilt his head.

"...NADA."

"maybe we should put a little meat on it?"

"EWW!!! I AM NOT CONTAMINATING MY PRECIOUS BONES WITH RANCID MEAT!!!"

"sigh... fine. i'll do it." With a flick of his eye, Sans disappeared... and then reappeared! This time with a juicy burger that honestly made Papyrus want to throw up. But if it works, it works.

Sans carefully skewers it with a thinner bone, and holds it out like a giant lollipop. "here, boy! want a juicy burger? it's on the house. well, no. it's on the bone.

The annoying dog tilts his head to the side and sniffs curiously. This action knocked the cake to the side a little.

"wait wait wait, stop stop stop!" The dog stopped. Sans sighed in relief. "okay, pap. make sure to stay under the cake, alright? be ready to catch it."

"I KNOW, SANS!!" Papyrus stood under the branch with his arms wide. "I'M READY!!!"

A team effort! Sans lured the dog down with the burger, and Papyrus...

SQUEAK!

...caught the dog toy?

"WAIT A MINUTE..." Just to make sure he got this right, Papyrus inspected every inch of this so-called "cake." It looked awfully realistic for a dog toy. "THIS ISN'T THE CAKE!!! THIS IS JUST A DOG TOY!!! NYEH!!!" He slammed it to the ground in a huff.

"really?"

"YES!!!"

"seriously?"

"YES, REALLY SERIOUSLY!!! WE WERE CHASING A DOG FOR ITS TOY!!!"

"oh." Sans chuckled and gave the toy back to the dog. "sorry, little buddy. we're idiots."

"YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!"

"we're idiots."

"NOT LITERALLY!!!"

So if the cake was a lie, that must mean...

"WAIT!!! WHAT ABOUT THE REAL CAKE?!"

"like i said before, it must be back at the shop. you must've taken an empty box by mistake. say, how come you didn't notice earlier?"

"WELL, BROTHER, AS YOU KNOW, THE GREAT PAPYRUS' MUSCLES ARE VERY LARGE AND STRONG!! CARRYING A CAKE BOX IS LIKE CARRYING A FEATHER!!! I BARELY FELT A THING!!"

Okay, that got a chuckle out of Sans. Papyrus never wasted an opportunity to show off his "muscles". Well, that only left one thing to do.

The trip back to the shop was pretty uneventful, as was actually grabbing the real cake box and travelling back to Icicool Street.

Sure, the door was locked, but it was nothing a little shortcut couldn't fix. And just like that, the brothers were back on track, with no funny (bone) business this time. It wasn't the first time the brothers had goofed during a job, and it certainly wouldn't be the last, but this time, they were working as a team.

When they finally arrived at 103 Icicool Street, it was a huge relief for the brothers. The cake wasn't messed up, there were no shenanigans. It was all smooth sailing from here.

Papyrus proudly knocked on the door.

...

And someone answered???

"Ahh, what a beautiful knock...Maybe if I don't answer, I'll hear it again."

...

Papyrus knocked it again, hesitant this time.

...

"Ahh, my patience rewards me."

Sans chuckled a little, but Papyrus could tell he was a little nervous. "uh, looks like patience isn't rewarding us right now."

If Papyrus had any form of pupils... Can he just get pupils??? "I'LL SAY."

A small voice called out.

"I'll take it in."

Sans and Papyrus were momentarily startled by the tiny voice. They look down to discover a tiny little rock monster! Sans cautiously placed the cake on top of the tiny rock.

"Thank you. Papa will be pleased."

The tiny rock goes inside. A few moments later, 20G slid through the flap and plummeted to the ground. How generous!

All the brothers had to do was look at each other and they knew... That they were definitely not knocking on this door again unless they really have to.

#undertale #fanfic #my writing #snowdin adventures #sans #papyrus #snowdin town #snowdin shopkeeper #the annoying dog

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half-a-life-left · 2 years ago

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Hello! Just here to say I enjoy all of your gaster and fusion drawings! I think it’s so cute gaster and frisk have a sort of grandfather/grandchild dynamic, and the skelebros are like the cool, funky, but responsible uncles. I can’t wait to see more of your work!

AAAAAAAKAHAJHSJDJDN THANK YOU SO MUCH IM <3

YES i agree!!! post-fall gaster embraces the peepaw role with pride. and im so glad you like the fusions!!!! its a concept ive loved ever since i watched steven universe for the first time years ago djdjjdjd

this made my day my week my month <3

#i have a bunch of asks i still gotta get through #so if youve sent something its likely its in the backlog #im giggling and kicking my feet like a schoolgirl reading yalls reactions to my art #<3

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lover-of-sans · 4 years ago

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Hello, can you write how Fell skelebros react when they see their human s/o using magic at the first time?

Fell!Sans

Confused

Since when can humans use magic?!

Wait you part monster or something?!

His head is gonna start to hurt as he figures this out

This makes him wonder what else you can do

You better start telling him about all the stuff you can do even if it's not magic related, any random talents you got he should be made aware of

Not a fan of surprises honestly

Tho once he calms down he’s kinda impressed with you

Also feels a lot better about you being on your own sometimes, he knows you can protect yourself when he’s not around

He does want to know the extent of your powers

Like can you move stuff? Heal? Teleport?

All these are useful when in a fight but some are useful when you dont wanna move and just be lazy

Fell!Papyrus

Excuse him?!

You didn’t tell him because???

He’s kinda offended that you didn’t let him know about this sooner.

You can bet he’s gonna start training you

No s/o of his is gonna go around not knowing the full extent of their abilities

Low key wants to fight you just to measure your strength

Would never challenge you to it tho

Wants there to be a situation where the two of you can fight side by side

Would never admit to it

He wants to be that kind of power couple tho

He just knows that the two of you would look so badass fighting together

Wants to get you a scarf like his so you both can look cool

#sans #sans the skeleton #underfell #papyrus #papyrus the skeleton #underfell headcanons #underfell papyrus x reader #underfell papyrus #underfell au #underfell sans x reader #underfell x reader #underfell sans #undertale au

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ratsoh-writes · 4 years ago

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The skelebros pass by the doll section of a store, perhaps trying to get to a different area. Surprise! The little elf moves and is real, and apparently likes clothes shopping there. Also surprise! They've been neighbors for a few weeks but just haven't had the chance to talk much. How do the skeletons react?

Sans: if elf neighbor actually managed to spook him, then sans totally shortcutted away to a different part of the store and is holding his metaphorical heart right now.

Papyrus: oh hello! Papyrus apologizes for jumping and strikes up a conversation. New friend! Him and elf neighbor make plans to get lunch sometime

Star: so, a new friend that isn’t taller than him? Sign star right up! He’s turning on the cute charm to make sure he gets on thier good side

Honey: he totally yelped like a little girl when the elf accidentally scared him. Despite awkwardly fumbling, honey is still a sweet and friendly guy. If elf is a nice person, they should like him just fine

Red: if elf managed to suprise him, red would definitely snap at them. Not really the best first meeting

Edge: he’s cool but rather distant and doesn’t seem to interested in the fact that they’re his neighbor. It takes a couple more meetings for him to start warming up

Mal: oh! You’re his neighbor? Ok so mal will curb the usual aggressive snap for scaring him since he actually wants to come off as a decent person.

Cash: he was more suprised at meeting the tiny person and will be pretty interested since cash has never seen an elf before. He’ll strike up a conversation and friendship out of pure curiosity

Oak: he straight up shortcuts home at the jumpscare leaving willow in the store alone. Luckily oak remembers to shoot willow a text that he went home lol. Oak quickly forgets elf neighbor and will be pleasant the next time he meets them

Willow: like papyrus he’s pretty friendly first meeting. Especially since the little elf is his neighbor. He won’t go out of his way to hang out though.

#undertale imagines #undertale headcanons #undertale #underfell #underswap #swapfell #horrortale

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pokeprism · 4 years ago

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Altered End: Chapter 5 (Rest And Release)

This is the fifth chapter to my Undertale AU! The raw text is below the cut!

FIRST: Prologue --- PREVIOUS: The Perfect Plan --- NEXT: Just Passing Through

The day in Snowdin Town dawns, and like he always has, Papyrus is up at the crack of dawn. Papyrus opens his room’s door and starts into the main part of the house, ready for his meeting with Undyne today, but then suddenly stops halfway down the stairs when he sees someone new.

“Nyeh?!” Papyrus exclaims.

Chara, who has been resting on the floor for the past several hours, stirs at Papyrus’s remark and looks in the direction of the noise. After recognizing Papyrus, Chara lifts off the floor and begins to do their morning stretches. Papyrus, unaware who this person is, silently keeps his eye sockets locked on Chara as he tries to identify this other. After getting done stretching, Chara looks back at Papyrus and notices that he’s looking them in the eyes.

“Um…. You can see me…?” Chara asks with a concerned expression.

“Of course smaller human!” Papyrus exclaims. “But how did you get in my house...?”

Chara stumbles for a moment, but then regains their bearing and says “I’m Frisk’s travel buddy. Sorry for coming in unannounced!”

“Oh. That’s so cool! I have so many questions already!!!”

Frisk stirs awake at Papyrus’s remark, and gets up with morning haze affecting their mind. Papyrus begins asking questions so fast that Chara can barely keep up. Frisk then notices Papyrus looking squarely at Chara, and gets up as the haze begins to ebb from their mind. Papyrus sees Frisk move, then stops his barrage of questions as his attention shifts to the other human in his house.

“Greetings, Frisk! You didn’t tell me you had a travel buddy!” Papyrus says.

Frisk tiredly nods to Papyrus before turning to Chara with a raised eyebrow. Chara sees Frisk’s expression and shrugs with an expression that conveys their mixed feelings. This is about when Sans begins to stir, and upon hearing the racket outside his room, he gets up and walks out his door. Papyrus hears his brother’s door creak, and turns in its direction.

“Sans?! You’re awake when you’re supposed to be?!” Papyrus exclaims.

Sans answers with “Welp, I was just hearing’ some commotion, and-”

Sans sees Chara, and notices that their outline is much more defined than before. Sans looks to Frisk, and Frisk notices his gaze and shrugs, not knowing what to say.

Sans turns back to Chara. “So kiddo, any thoughts about being more visible?”

Chara verbally stumbles. “Uh… My thoughts are a little jumbled right now…”

Frisk blurts out “Well that means anyone can see you now.”

Chara freezes in place. Their thoughts begin to race, with most of them geared toward what Asgore and… Asriel… Will think. Chara snaps back to reality as they realize Frisk’s hand on their shoulder.

“Chara, it’ll be fine. I’m sure Asgore will understand.” Frisk says.

Chara, not wanting to appear even vulnerable, says “Okay then… Got it frisk.”

Papyrus can’t believe this. “Nyeh?! You both have met KING ASGORE?!”

“Eh… Sort of…” Frisk says, verbally attempting to cover their tracks.

“Wowie! I never got to meet him until I started my royal guard training!” The whole room goes quiet. Papyrus, noticing the silence and where he has to be, adds “Speaking of that, I have to go meet up with the captain! See you all later!” then zips out the front door.

A moment after Papyrus’s sudden exit, those remaining in the house all look to each other.

“Frisk, ya know that you’ll have to venture through Waterfall at some point, right?” Sans asks with a curious gaze.

“My plan is to head out soon.” Frisk answers.

Chara drifts over to Frisk and sets a hand on their shoulder. “I’m scared I’ll be recognized, but I know Frisk will help me if I am.” Chara cracks a smile as they add “We’ll do our best!”

“Got it kiddos, I hope ya both make it past Waterfall in one piece. I’ll see ya when I see ya.” Sans answers.

Frisk grabs their bag, then walks over to the skelebros’ front door as Chara drifts over to it. Frisk goes straight out the door, whereas Chara cracks a smile and waves to Sans just before doing the same. Sans, believing he could do some good, decides to go off to Grillby’s to see this week’s talk of the town, warping there in an instant.

Sans finds himself next to the east wall of Grillby’s, and after regaining his sense of direction, he shuffles off to Grillby’s front door. He enters, and notices the barren nature of the place right now, then sees Grillby, who’s cleaning the floor.

Grillby notices Sans. “Welcome, Sans. You are up early. Were you woken up by the disturbance last night?”

“Disturbance? What do ya mean?” Sans says.

“It seemed like a battle of some sort, but it was happening close to Waterfall.”

Sans, confused, asks “Did anyone else hear it?”

Grillby is about to answer when someone comes through the door.

Doggo enters, nearly bumping into Sans. “Grillbs! Ya heard that battle last night?!”

“Indeed I have, Doggo. Did anything come of it?”

“Well, ya see, us guards were about to engage, but no one sounded the alarm! Someone oughta’ have seen that, so why didn’t nobody sound the alarm?! I got barely any sleep ‘cuz of that!”

Sans quickly realizes what battle Doggo is referring to, but isn’t quite sure if he should bring it up.

Doggo sniffs the air. “Hmm? Oh, hello Sans! Didja see any of what happened there?”

Sans nervously shrugs. “Not that I know of.”

“I reckon that the brawl took place near your house based on the volume. I guess you’re just a heavy sleeper…”

“Heh heh, of course…” Sans says as he eyes the door. “Anyways, Gotta go! I got posts to man.”

Grillby waves at Sans as he starts to leave. “Okay Sans. Have a great day!”

Sans fully walks out of Grillby’s, then warps to his first post in Waterfall.

Frisk and Chara have just made it into Waterfall, and they both don’t quite notice Sans appearing in his post as Monster Kid comes from the same direction that they just did.

“Yo yo! You two are kids, right?”

Frisk and Chara look at Monster Kid, Frisk with a raised eyebrow, and Chara with a more neutral expression.

Chara pipes up with “Yeah, how could you tell?”

“Well, you both have striped shirts! All us kids have them!”

Frisk, surprised Monster Kid hasn’t commented on their stature, which Frisk deemed as important to the conversation, just stays quiet as the talk continues.

“Indeed. Are you going to see Undyne?” Chara asks.

Monster Kid’s eyes shine as their mind realizes what this ghost kid has said. “Oh my gosh, are you going off to see her too?! That’s so cool!”

Frisk, annoyed by what they perceive as wasted time, starts to walk off. Chara takes notice, but decides to keep talking with Monster Kid.

“Yeah! I’m…” Chara’s thinking stumbles for a moment. They don’t know what to say now that they will most likely be recognized.

“You’re going to see her wreck some bad guys?” Monster Kid replies.

“I mean… Probably!” Chara replies, relieved Monster Kid hasn’t recognized them.

Frisk then stops just before the start of the boulder waterfall, and looks back at Chara, attempting to urge them onward. Sans, who has been quietly sitting in his post, notices Chara’s gaze drifting to him.

“Huh? What’s up kiddo?” Sans says as he notices Chara’s conflicted expression.

Monster Kid notices Sans’s remark and turns in the skeleton’s direction as Chara answers “Frisk wants me to go on, but Monster Kid wants to keep talking…”

“Huh?” Monster Kid utters, clearly confused. “If you want to keep talking, I can come with ya, can’t I?”

It takes a moment, but Chara’s mind clicks with the idea. “I mean, sure! Come along!”

Monster Kid beams at the invitation. They add an amused vocalization just before saying “Don’t tell my parents!” as they dash past Chara in Frisk’s direction.

Sans watches the start of Monster Kid’s dash before looking back to Chara and saying “Have fun kiddos, I’ll be hangin’ out back.”

Chara smiles, then waves goodbye to Sans as they drift off toward Frisk and Monster Kid. Frisk, having barely heard the conversation, watches Monster Kid’s approach with a raised eyebrow.

Monster Kid excitedly hops in place in front of Frisk as they say “I’m coming with you to see Undyne!” Monster Kid stops as they add “You cool with that?”

Frisk, in their rapidly deteriorating patience, sighs as Chara arrives next to Monster Kid. “Sure. Just don’t cause trouble.”

Chara raises an eyebrow as Frisk turns and begins to wade through the barrage of boulders coming from the constant stream of water. Monster Kid, for their part, smiles and starts doing the same. Chara, ever wary, cautiously follows the two other kids in front of them.

Papyrus wasn’t expecting to show up this quickly to the meeting place. He’s been sitting around for several minutes now, and Undyne isn’t usually late. She must be doing something right now, he thinks, she’ll be here in a moment. From out of the blue, Papyrus hears footsteps, and turns in the direction of the noise. Papyrus sees Frisk, Monster Kid, and Chara approaching from the west and starts to wave to them before coming to a realization. Papyrus quickly comes to a point of What will Undyne think if she sees them?, and then her most likely response clicks in his mind. They’ll be taken away to never be seen again, he concludes. Suddenly, he snaps to attention as Undyne bounds up to the ledge he’s on.

Undyne safely lands, and takes her helmet off. “Hey, skelebro, you all right?” she says in her usual gruff tone.

“Oh!” Papyrus says, surprised. “I-I was waiting for your arrival, Captain.”

“Yeah, I could see that. Sorry about the wait, but I have some info I need to get to you.”

“Oh? What might that be about?” Papyrus warily asks.

“Papyrus, Doctor Alphys’s cameras stopped working for some reason, so as your duty as a sentry dictates, have you seen a human?”

Papyrus’s mind begins to race. As the pause outstays its welcome, everything seems to move in slow motion. Until, after what felt like an eternity, some grass rustles, alerting both Undyne and Papyrus to something else on their periphery.

#Jamie W. (Pokeprism)#altered end #chapter 5 #undertale #undertale au #rest and release #9/18/2020

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pacifistofpatience · 5 years ago

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“Us skelebros that meet their future SO because their a trainer and Sans dragged Papy to work out? Like, for Sans it's a new trainer, and Papy in general just doesn't work out until he was dragged there by Sans?”

((Oh gosh I went really overboard with this one, I just adore these two and their interactions and this is exactly something that would happen to them

ALSO, HOW ABOUT A TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE???!))

“ ’m dying bro, you’re killing me here.”

Sans huffed, “PAPPY! HONESTLY! WE HAVEN'T EVEN GONE INSIDE YET!”

Papyrus laid face down on the concrete ground. They had made it to the gym’s doors, and now he was choosing to be a brat. Papyrus released a pained moan, “It’s too much, I can’t go on anymore. Send my regards to Flowey village- they always knew how to make me happy- and tell my asshole of a brother that this is all his—”

“PAPPY!”

Sans tucked his arms under Papyrus pits. He yanked the younger skeleton up, only to heave in shock when Papyrus became nothing but dead weight in his arms. The little shit even went as far as to use some blue magic to keep himself just a smidgen too heavy for Sans to lift up.

“Whoa there bro…” Papyrus said, voice muffled from where his face was buried in Sans shirt, “…getting a little personal here, aren’t we?”

Sans let out a long groan. Gradually, he began to open his jaw wide enough that it changed into a ear splitting screech. Every bit of the strength he had spent years training and honing... all for naught because his stubborn brother ‘didn’t wanna.’

It was fine, no one was in the parking lot anyway.

“MOVE!”

“NooOoOooOoooo”

“PAPPY YOU LAZY SON OF A BI-“

“Oh! Heya!”

At least he thought no one was.

Papyrus let out a squawk of pain as his face, once again, made contact with the ground. Sans, ever the picture of innocence, was quick to yank his hands behind his back. Whistling nonchalantly as he rocked on his heels. He looked left first. Then the right. Finally, as if noticing the person in front of them for the first time, locked eyes with what he could only describe as the human of his dreams.

“Needs some help there, Sir?” They asked.

Sans was far too starstruck to answer, but Papyrus was not about to let whatever the hell was about to happen… happen. So, in a fit of bravery, he rolled over with a speed he refused to acknowledge. He pointed a threatening finger at the direction the voice came from and said;

“Oh-Uh-“

Which roughly translated into, ‘You most definitely are not going to get me into that torture chamber disguised as a 24 hour place of—Oh hello there you’re actually quite attractive maybe I should have thought this through.’

But all that came out was;

“Um—”

“Allll-righty then,” the human said, “Um, I get it’s like that sometimes, but do you guys mind if I get through? This is my first day on the job and I don’t want to be late?”

“OH!” Blue said, recovering quiet nicely for someone who jaw was hanging on the floor a moment ago, “OH! YOU MUST BE OUR NEW TRAINER!”

“They’re our what now?” Papyrus interjected, but it went unheard.

“I am? Oh!” They pulled out a folder from their gym bag, causing what looked like a t-shirt with the gyms logo to fly out, “You must be Mr… Sans? And this is…?”

“MY BROTHER! PAPYRUS!” Sans introduced, “A LAZYBONES IN NEED OF YOUR TRAINING EXPERTISE!”

They laughed, gentle and full of kindness as they looked down at the pile of bones in a orange hoodie, “Well, it’s a pleasure Mr. Papyrus. How about you throw me a bone here and try it out for today, I promise not to do anything too rattling!”

Their joke elicited two wildly different responses. Sans eye lights swirling into stars, and Papyrus wailing as if he had been struck.

(But both, for lack of better terms, were nearing utterly smitten at a rapid pace)

Taking advantage of Papyrus distraction, they crouched down to his level. With all the fineness of someone who had done this a million times, they tucked one arm under his knees and then another behind his shoulder blades. Papyrus scrambled as he began to fly upwards, blushing a bright blue when he instinctively wrapped his arms around their neck, and tried to bring himself as close to their (very sturdy) body as he possibly could. Both terrified of being dropped, and yet somehow knowing they wouldn’t dream of doing so.

Offhandedly, they said, “Dang, you’re light as a feather? Ain’t ya?” as they carried Papyrus inside.

Papyrus thanked the stars as the AC hit them, cooling down his very warm face. Sans trailed right behind, little hearts floating in his sockets.

#my posts #text #Underswap #US!Sans #US!Papyrus #YES THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEGINNING OF A POLY THING #PAPPY AND SKY ARE VERY GOOD AT SHARING #I LOVE THEIR INTERACTIONS OK #i had to do the sans scream thing IRL to make sure i was portryaing it right #US!Sans X Reader #US!papyrus X reader

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fandom-wars-imagine-blog · 6 years ago

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UT UF and mafiafell sans + US and SF papyrus (i think its 5 the limit?) when they hear a sneeze for the first time? It's from their crush or S/O and it is the cutest little kitten sneeze EVER.

(well I sound like a man when I sneeze-)

UT!Sans:

Here where you live, winter can be really rough for everyone, even for its inhabitants, so it is perfect for the monsters that lived in Snowdin, it makes them feel closer to their old land and less homesick.

Since that you have a relationship with Sans, you hang out a lot in his house in winter. It’s so warm and cozy! Much more than you rented apartment.

And his brother is such a sweetheart! He cooks for you every time you go to their house and you don’t have to move one single muscle. You are their guest after all.~

However, one of the many problems you have to face in the winter is the famous colds. Being you a very touchy person, you always catch at least one cold at this season. Poor you.

It’s the first cold you have since you date Sans and he got very worried about you. Are you sick? Is it dangerous? There is any cure? Please tell him you aren’t going to die!!

“No, Sans, I am not going to die”

You explain to him what exactly a cold is and that there’s nothing to worry about. It’s not dangerous or mortal, but it’s very contagious, so it’s better if he and his brother keep the distance until you’re better. You don’t know who dangerous human diseases can be for monsters. Better safe than sorry.

Of course, they’ll do exactly the opposite. You are sick! They can just stay away from you and wait until “you’re better”! They’re going to help you heal faster, even if you want it or not! Now, tell the great Papyrus what to cook for a human with a cold!

Sans is still a bit worried about you, but since you are taking your medicine, he guesses it’s okay.

You are watching TV in his house, his brother out for his first training in the gym with Undyne, when you sneeze for the first time beside him. He gets alarmed and quickly looks at you.

Oh Gosh, are you getting worse?? Do you need something?? Is that normal?? Do you need a doctor?? He can get Alphys right now!! Do you need her??

You don’t get it, why is acting like that with a sneeze, you explained to him what a cold ar- ooooh, you didn’t tell him the symptoms of it.

Ok, your bad.

You tell him what a sneeze is and how normal is to sneeze when someone has a cold. It’s your body trying to help itself, so there’s nothing to worry about.

He calms down and watches you sneeze again. An urge to laugh appears in his chest, if that is a sneeze, is the cutest thing he ever heard, it’s perfect for you. He doesn’t laugh though, maybe you can get offended-

Then you sneeze again, and again, and again. Oh no, it’s a sneeze attack! Despite trying to not laugh even if the urge is rising, Sans’ love is defeated and he bursts of laughter, telling sorry to you internally.

You immediately realize why he’s laughing. He’s making fun of you! This always happens! In spite of start telling him off, you are interrupted by another sneeze, sending your boyfriend to another wave of incessant laughter, wheezing and crying.

You get mad and start hitting him with the sofa pillow, only for him to laugh even more. HOW DARE HE?

The hitting gets stronger and speedy and instead of taking it, Sans grasps the pillow, sending it to the corner of the room, and hugs you tightly, kissing your cheek while giggling.

You continue to tell him off, but give up sooner than expected and accept the half cuddling half joking, huffing at the situation.

Oh man, you really are something else, aren’t you?

US!Papyrus:

You. Hate. SUMMER.

REALLY, WHY GOD HAD TO GIVE HUMANS SUCH SEASON?

SWEATY PEOPLE, UNBEARABLE HEAT, MOSQUITOES EVERYWHERE!

HHHHHHHH YOU HATE SUMMER SO MUCH.

But your friend seems to disagree, surprisingly.

Papyrus never really liked the cold temperature in Snowdin. His hoody is warm, but not that much, and his only source of heat in Snowdin was Muffet’s and his house, so this warmth is always welcomed around his bones.

Besides, his brother can only use the baby pool in the summer. So, no grumpy attitude, you don’t want to bother the cinnamon roll, do you?

“*huffs* Alright, no complaining.”

Good human.

Unfortunately, your house is pretty hot in the summer, so you decided to provide yourself, after saving a lot, a

*beats the drums*

Air conditioner!

YES, THE SOLUTION OF ONE OF YOUR PROBLEMS IN SUMMER.

YAAAYYY?????

Well, at least the house is fresh now as well as your will to live in the summer.

Now it’s bearable to live on this planet.

One day, you are taking the cooling from the AC by being directly in front of it. You regret nothing, not even the flu you caught, it felt like heaven.

Papyrus is looking through the window to the backyard, catching the sun’s warmth while watching Sans playing with your cousin, Chara, in the green grass of the backyard.

Papyrus looks at you. Your eyes closed while appreciating the cool air from the machine, your hair fluttering graciously.

He looks at the window again. What he wouldn’t give to have the courage to ask you out…

Suddenly, his thoughts are cut short by a strange noise. It’s unknown to him what it was, but it sounded like a baby animal, like…like a kitten.

He gets pretty confused with this, it couldn’t have been Sans, he doesn’t do that type of sound. So, what it was? You have a kitten in your backyard and told him anything? How could you, you know he loves animals!

You catch Papyrus looking for something at the opened door beside the window he was standing. It looks like he is searching for something in the backyard. But what?

You ask him what happened and he tells you that he heard something very strange, something he never heard before. He’s searching for the source of it, it can be a lost baby animal or something.

You get concerned with it, did someone just dropped a baby in your backyard and ran way the last night? How cruel! You will fucking kill that perso-

Your concerns get interrupted by another sneeze and Papyrus looks at you, shocked. YOU WERE THE SOURCE.

BUT, BUT HOW??

IT IS POSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN TO DO SUCH SOUND????

Your eyes meet his face and you automatically understand why he’s so shocked. A playful, more for teasing, tone plays in your vocal cords.

“Was this what you heard?”

He nods with his head, quite perplexed. You knew it. A soft laugh makes its way out of your mouth.

You explain to him that what he heard was a sneeze and what it is. You don’t get mad at him. There’s no reason to get mad at him for thinking that it was a baby animal, he never heard a sneeze before…and you’re pretty aware of your “situation”.

The sneezes are definitely due to you being in front of the air conditioner, so you stand up before you catch a cold and go get some ice creams for the two of you.

Papyrus looks again to the backyard, blushing with a puppy love smile in his face.

If only you knew how cute you are…

UF!Sans:

Papyrus was never a person of peace, when you met him, he was beating the crap up of some insolent drunks who treated him bad for being a monster.

You can’t believe there are still people like that in the world. What is this? The dark age? Hello?! Wake up! If you don’t want monsters near you, move to other planet or something. Or at least say nothing to them, they don’t care about you anyway.

A burning flame quickly light up between the two of you and quickly died in both your souls, the ashes are the only thing that was left, and after almost killing each other like madmen, you decide to still being friends despite everything that happened.

Gosh, he can be a true asshole sometimes, y'know.

But at least the relationship was long enough for you to meet his family: his brother Sans.

Seems nothing like Papyrus at all, not just for the looks, but for the humor and…well… behavior at all.

You gotta admit, he’s less asshole than his brother.

Soon enough, you turned up to be good friends at the skelebros, like everyone in town called them, and trusted them with your whole being, just like they do to you too.

As I said, Papyrus was never a person of peace, and this time he just got himself into a hole as deep as the Underground entrance:

Gangs fight.

Don’t even ask me how he did it, he just got caught in the middle for not shutting up when he should.

This afternoon he’s going to solve this for once and for all, probably fighting with the other dumbasses with the help of Undyne or something.

Let’s be clear, he’s strong, but not enough for 20 guys each side, alright?

And instead of asking you to fight with him too, so you can beat the shit out of Billy, that motherfucker, he asked you to stay home with his brother so if someone tries to force their way in you will stop them and protect Sans.

Because the little brother doesn’t trust the other enough to be alone in the Surface yet.

Like Sans can’t protect himself! He got this big ass skulls called “Gaster Blasters” or whatever and you have to protect him!

Fuck you, Papyrus, fuck you.

At least he’s sleeping at your side while you’re watching Mettaton chase someone with a chainsaw in the Candid Camera.

Out of the blue, you sneeze strongly, waking up Sans who gets startled enough for his red eye to lit up. You sneeze again and he looks at you, scared. It’s just…you? The tornado in his brain calms down and his eye gets off.

He almost had a heart attack because of you! Well…if he had any heart, that is.

But there’s a question that is nagging on the corner of his head.

“What the hell as that sound?”

You look at him, internally surprised that he woke up already. You thought you would have to hit him with his pet rock sooner or later.

“What, never heard a sneeze, butthead?”

He says no, he never heard something like that, but for someone like you, all tough and more alike Papyrus that you would like to admit, it’s the cutest thing he ever heard.

Screams are heard from the TV, but they are not loud enough to cover your cute as well laugh, neither the “fuck you” you give him, turning to the TV again. Jeez, Mettaton really cut that monster in half. Oh, nevermind, it regenerated.

Sincerely? Sans don’t give a shit about humans and their stupid ass behaviors and body reactions. But he remembers what a sneeze sounds like, you know why?

Because he asks you out for the first time that afternoon, right after telling you that “no, I would like to do something else”. Now that is something you never forget.

SF!Papyrus:

He was always a curious monster, very, very curious.

Too curious for his own good.

And when the monsters were freed by some random child, his curiosity grown even more.

He looked like a little kid whose parents gave a new video game console! So much to see and explore! So much he doesn’t know about and wants to meet!

This. Is. HEAVEN.

But one thing that really caught his attention was humans.

How does their body work? What behaviors they have that monsters don’t? Do they grow up and get older like monsters or it’s a different process? What type of food they eat? What-

Alright, Papy, we get it.

Life seemed to smile at the skeleton, as he met the perfect person to answer his questions.

You, a kind human, and later on, his wondrous lover.

You got intimate with each other at the speed of light and very soon you’re both sleeping in the same bed in your house. It’s so good having someone who treats you well and doesn’t agree when you say you’re a failure.

Papyrus isn’t able to sleep tonight, he already turned and turned around in the bed, but it’s away to hot for him to sleep, so he gets up to cool a bit.

While he gets his t-shirt off, he observes you, peacefully in your slumber. You are so lovely, so pretty, and those cheeks are so big that he could bite them all day! 💗

Then he has kind of a crazy question: how humans react to stimulus in their sleep? Is his sleepiness talking or curiosity decided to visit him in such hour at daybreak?

Oh well, is not like he has something better to do…or something to do at all.

He then remembers: you are such an extravagant person, he had seen you amounts of times hearing that blue jacket with feathers.

He remembers when you received that jacket. Hapstablook made it for Napstaton, but he didn’t want to hear that “thing”, like he called it, because it is not his style, so he gave it to you. That way, Hapstablook’s work wasn’t in vain.

And oh shit, you really love that ugly jacket. Why? Who knows.

He goes to your closet and pulls out a feather from the jacket, making the effort to not make any noise so you won’t wake up.

You are such a cute, ticklish person! Maybe you have he can tickle you in your sleep too-

Then he sees you are awake, supporting yourself in your elbow while looking at him with an amused smile.

You just saw him riping out the feather from the jacket….

He’s a dead man, isn’t he?

He tries desperately to explain himself to you. That he didn’t mean to just…screw up the jacket. Fuck the jacket! I mean- ugh, damn the nervousness.

And damn the curiosity for that matter.

You laugh at his expression and tell me he doesn’t have to worry about that, you can just stitch up the feather back. But…

Why the hell he wants that feather?

Truth comes up with a blush in his bones and you laugh once more at all his shy body movement. You make room in the bed for him to sit up. You don’t think you can fall asleep so soon now that you woke up so you two can cuddle or make some small talk to be distracted.

Now that he’s sitting at your side, you take the feather from his hand. You ask him if we want to see something interesting, something that he (probably) has never seen before.

Oh no, what are you planning this time? Do you want curiosity to eat him whole? Was that just a “good person” mask?

Oh man, are you going to beat his ass up?

Instead, you tickle your own nose with the feather and sneeze in front of him.

O. m. g

You swear is eye holes get bigger.

You can easily compare his reaction to the ones you get when you are fangirling over some character on a game. He’s completely marveled by what he just heard.

OMG OMG OMG THAT IS JUST THE MOST ADORABLE THING OVER HE’S SO HAPPY YOU ARE HIS LOVER YOU ARE PERFECT IN EVERY ASPECT HE WANTS TO HOLD YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND HUMANS ARE SO INTERESTING AND YOU ARE ONE SO YOU ARE INTERESTING BUT YOU ARE MORE INTERESTING THAN THE OTHER AND-

DO. THAT. AGAIN.

You chuckle at his request and do it again, seeing his mood lifting up everytime you do this.

After all, who needs sleep anyways.

MF!Sans:

Mr. Red is a very busy monster, he doesn’t have time to analyze precisely or even care about insignificant things like the human body or even humans at all.

However, sometimes at some…”works” he has to do, he has to listen very carefully to everything’s around him, so he doesn’t get spotted and knows exactly when to attack.

But sneezes is something he never heard, especially from you.

You are a very quiet thing, that’s for sure. You didn’t choose to be the lover of a Mob, but you didn’t choose as well who fall in love with.

Same for Sans, so many hot, trustfull monsters out there that we could fall in love with and it had to be a human?

Oh God help him.

Nonetheless, you have the incredible ability to support all the shit a life in Mafia brings, so it’s not dangerous bullshit that will make you stay away from your monster.

Silence is the key and Sans knows that. He’s so happy that his soul chose a smart person for him to care about.

And for being quiet, you attend a lot of meetings with him (even if you don’t want too because no way you are staying home alone without him or some security).

This meeting now is on some strange club, you would say that is the typical place to get drugged and fuck some whores without having the problem of taking care of the child after the fun, but Sans is not some junkie you see out there in the streets killing themselves with a needle.

You go to a balcony, a calmer place where cigarette’s smoke fills your lungs. So many men in suits in here, so many family men, so many merciless killers, so many possible targets. Even the employees have another type of aura, so must more sophisticated.

The meeting happens normally, so many things being talked about while you just appreciate the arm around your shoulders silently.

While the meeting is occurring, a waitress passes by the sofa you are sitting on. The feather scarf visits your nose and tickles it softly. You try to stop it from coming, but you are weaker than your own body, so your kitten sneeze exits abruptly your lungs.

You can say with certainty that you scared everyone in the meeting, not for being a scary noise, that it isn’t, but for showing that you actually made a noise. Heck, are you capable of doing noises??

All the eyes in the room are placed on you with perplexed faces, especially your boyfriend.

Yep, not intimidating at all.

You look at them with surprise as well, your blush covered by the dark lights, but end up sneezing again.

Everyone in the start slowly laughing at you, how can a person in the Mafia, especially Mr. Red, date such thing as you? What a little doll you are, what are you doing with a Mob?

Not all bad boys are dateable for people like you.

Sans senses that their laughing is not just because the situation is funny, it’s because they are making fun of you. He sees that you are uncomfortable with it, you didn’t mean it. Not at all.

You look down at the floor, not knowing how to react at all the mean mouths. You date a Mob, you should know who to react, not be embarrassed by it, but...

The laughing starts to calm down. Sans gets up from his seat, oddly relaxed, and looks at everyone in the room with a smile.

“Gentlemen.”

He takes the gun out and shoots everyone in the head, one by one. You don’t even know how no one had the speed to react in time but....they didn’t.

He offers you his hand to get up from the sofa and you take it, getting up and exiting the building with him, his arm around your waist.

You know you should not be surprised by the scene you just watched, but...you are.

You ask him why he did it. It was because you sneezed and they made fun of you? You certainly feel warm for that but he shouldn’t.

He doesn’t answer you, just smirks and take a cigar out of his pocket.

“You know, one of the things that I love in you, it’s your cuteness.”

“Never forget that.”

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nighttimepixels · 6 years ago

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Hello! Its Anon 👟! I was wondering. What program do you use for the pixels? Like,, they just look so cool!!

Hey there 👟anon! Asesprite - it’s literally only $15, has a strong community and a dev that does consistent quality updates, and I’d highly recommend it for literally anyone who wants to do pixel art!

Totally explore if you’re interested in the medium in other programs if you own them (I started trying pixel art first in SAI!) but it’s so affordable that even if you only find it a ‘phase’ you have fun in for half a year, you totally get every ounce of worth for it in my humble opinion :)

Ideally... like a floran! Whatever that is! :D

Google informs me Florans are a race in Starbound- they seem super cute! But I really only do UT based art here, and I’m afraid I’m a bit busy to do random requests (forgive me, but I do believe this was fishing a bit X) ) - but hey if you want to commission me, my commissions are always open!

@rosieredhead013 awwww, thank you so much, you’re so sweet-! I’m so happy to hear I could help inspire a fellow artist to draw more! big UF Skelebro fan (as if that wasn’t obvious, heheh), so heck yeah high five right there!

And please don’t stress, such a sweet message isn’t weird at all! Thank you so much for sharing such kind words, and I hope you have a wonderful week and that I get to see you around this corner of the fandom more! :D

*wheezing still at this ultra sweet & positive message*

Thank you so much, seriously-! Sweet anon you’ve struck me to my heart, and hopefully the lack of peace I’ve supplied yours is enjoyable XD You’re the beautiful wonderful person here, and clearly I’m blessed for getting to have such a nice person sending me such positivity!

I hope you’re doing well, and that my upcoming content continues to bring a smile to your face and even just a little more brightness to your days if you’re ever feeling down. ♡

@ignitingthesky oh gods I... don’t think I’ve gotten all of them?? I’ve definitely fallen behind in answering asks oTL... but I think I’ve only got one or two on the Lilytale side from the last batch I got on that end that I just haven’t gotten too yet, I’m sorry TvT (and extra apologies for a late reply on this) but oh, thank you so much! I missed drawing her honestly, I’m gonna have to do a proper fullbody of her soon :D

and @kiwispaz what the heck, get outta my brain! ♡ That actually is my plan, to change with the season, heheh

#night answers #positivity #general asks #bless all of you jkasdklfj #i apologize for a delay in answering asks on frequent occasion-!#i try to group-answer usually #and others i'm just so flustered i end up treasuring the asks so long i then go 'oh shit it's too late to answer oh gods'#XD #Anonymous

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randomnessunicorn-imagine · 6 years ago

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Hello Laurette! Could I request the reactions of the UF & US skelebros to this scenario? The skele and his human S/O are headed to a very fancy event, and he's waiting for the human to finish getting ready. When the human is done, they're wearing a beautiful ballgown and glamorous makeup and they look stunning - but they're like "this is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever worn in my life". The poor human is suffering.

{ Hello! }

⚜ REDDY ⚜

He’s surprised but he does not understand why you should wear something that makes you uncomfortable. It does not make sense. You should be yourself and this is not yourself.

Everybody knows he’s not a fancy or classy boy, he does not like events like parties, celebrations and all this shit. He just hates it! If you don’t want to go, well, don’t go!

You and Sans can have fun at home watching a cool horror movie, eating some junky food or talking about bullshit. These things are better than a stupid party where you are forced to wear horrible dresses and faking smiles like there’s no tomorrow.

He also has no effort to go to the party so if you are agreed, you two can stay here. Lets’ wear something comfortable and fuck off!

⚜ THE EDGE OF LORD ⚜

This is a very important event and you and Papyrus must participate. The king in person has invited you and you are forced to go. No way. You must go whatever you like it or not!

He does not care if you feel uncomfortable, and he actually did not ask for your permission and since you are his mate, you have to accompany him, it’s your duty.

He chose that dress and he thinks you’re adorable but he does not say anything nice, he just says “you’re worthy to accompany the great and fearsome Papyrus. You have this honour so don’t lose this chance. It’s unique. You cannot ask for better.”

We can imagine it will be a stressing night, and Papyrus spends a lot of time with the King and Undyne because he wants to impress them and he would forget about you and you are the only human and there are only monsters there. You just pray this agony will end soon.

⚜ BLUEBERRY ⚜

He fills you with compliments because he thinks you are the most charming and fantastic thing he has ever seen. You are just his treasure and he’s glad you decided to come with him because it’s an important event and he cares a lot. He owns you a favour.

Sans is sensitive and he understands you are uncomfortable with that dress and he asks if you want to go and if you want to change it’s ok. He wants you to have fun this night, but you can’t if you feel bad, logical.

Of course, he takes so many photos of you because you are lovely with the dress he chose for you but then you can wear something else because the party is still waiting.

He is your knight in the shining armour and so he will spoil you as there’s no tomorrow and he actually thinks you are always stunning, no matter what you wear, you’re always beautiful and you know, the suit does not make the man.

⚜ STRETCH ⚜

Ah, he’s uncomfortable with you and he also was forced to wear a stupid suit that he hates because he must be decent since it’s not a sleepover, it’s an important celebration and he promised to Sans he would participate and he cannot delude his brother. He must be serious. He’s suffering with you, don’t worry.

Anyway, he tries to cheer you up with some jokes, don’t feel alone. But you are cute in that dress, you got style while he appears like an idiot because he still wears slippers, and his shirt is out of his pants and his effort is null.

You and him can isolate yourself at the party and hide so nobody will see you. Or he could teleport away with you, running away. It’s the right solution.

After you and Papyrus ran away, you can final wear what you want and he can finally take a nap.

#ask #anonymous #undertale #underfell #underswap #undertale headcanons #undertale scenarios #undertale imagines #underfell papyrus #underfell sans #underswap papyrus #underswap sans #sans #papyrus #x reader

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lethal-lethe · 2 years ago

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Hello, and welcome. I’m crispin, though crisp and crispy are both fine too! I have various interests that this blog is gonna primarily be me rambling about, so here’s the various tags for each subject:

#undertale— Yes, after all these years, I still love undertale. Hyperfixation go brr. Though it’ll mostly be clogged with skelebros and AU content if I’m being honest.

#fnaf—I’ve once again fallen down the FNAF rabbit hole. I want to cuddle a moldy robot furry. Please don’t ask me why, I really don’t know.

#crispy draws— Just my general art tag, if you wanna see what I’ve been posting drawing-wise this is the tag you want!

#crispy writes— My general writing tag, though this one may not be as plentiful as my art tag, sorry!

#historical fashion— I absolutely love anything historical fashion related, so expect to see me throwing various ball gowns and shirtwaists on here for general ogling (also art references).

#the curio— General weird and morbid Victorian stuff (hello, antique hair lockets and taxidermy bird hats: blacklist for your own safety if that’s something that grosses you out!!) Kind of a catch-all for anything not clothing related.

#rambles—General info, like commissions, updates on my tags and various miscellaneous things.

#crispy sews— I like to sew things, and I’m hoping to expand my skills to be sewing my own historically inspired clothes at some point, so my sewing projects will be shown here.

#the crows nest— Ye olde show and tell basically lmao, home decor, cool rocks, cookies I baked—that goes here.

That’s currently everything, but I may add more tags later, or update the tags to be more #aesthetic but for now I hope you enjoy perusing my collection!

#tag masterlist #introductory post #rambles

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rosered961 · 7 years ago

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Christmas Party at the Skelebro’s

So, I joined a Secret Santa thing, @undertalesecretsanta. This is my gift for @aroseandapen. I wrote a fanfic for the skelebros being bros getting on each others nerves but wholeheartedly supporting each other.There were two options and that was the one I went for. I added some other characters too, I hope you enjoy it and that you had a wonderful Christmas/Holiday.

“Ding!”

Sans was laying down on the sofa, watching TV and dozing off when his cell-phone went off. He grabbed it and looked at the screen. It was a notification stating that he received a text from Toriel.

“Dear Sans. Frisk is planning a Christmas party for all their friends and wanted you and Papyrus’s permission to throw the party at your house.”

Sans stared at the screen for a moment. He wasn't really sure why the kid wanted to throw the party at his house. Wouldn't it be easier to just have their party at their own house?

“why here?” He asked.

“Well, the last time Frisk hosted a party here, someone broke my bedroom’s lock, went into my room without my knowledge, and raided my sock drawer.”

“That’s a little weird.”

“Tell me about it. I told Frisk that they could not host a party here until I get my bedroom lock fixed. They asked me if it would be okay to throw a Christmas party at a friend’s house instead of here. You were their first choice, but I will understand if you do not want the party at your house.”

Sans thought about it. He didn't want to disappoint Toriel or Frisk, but having a party hosted at his house sounded like a lot of work. Then again, Papyrus would be extremely happy to have a party here. The skeleton brothers never really had a party at their own home. Plus, Sans wouldn't have to force himself out of his home. So it was a win-win for everybody.

“nah, i'm down with it. whatever makes the kid happy.” He replied.

“Thank you, Sans. Frisk will be happy to know! I’ll also make sure they will take responsibility for their guests. It is in two weeks, Frisk and I will arrive in the morning while the party will start later. Also do not worry about supplies, Frisk and I have it covered.”

“ok.”

Sans thought for a moment and typed. “just make sure you bake papyrus’s favorite pie.”

“Oh? I’m sorry, Sans, but I do not think you ever told me his favorite pie. What is it?

“it’s papierus.”

“LOL”

Sans chuckled and texted. “nice to know you’re getting better at texting.”

“ ]: )”

Sans sighed happily. “welp, talk to ya later.”

“See you later, Sans.”

Sans closed his phone and laid down once again. He would have to tell Papyrus about the Christmas party later, well he had plenty of time to tell him, no need to rush. He closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep. Dropping his phone onto the floor in the process.

Of course, time tends to fly by fast when you're busy with multiple jobs and napping. Some things just seem to slip one's mind. It happens to everyone, even Sans.

“SANS!” Papyrus shouted.

Sans opened his eye-sockets and looked up at his brother.

“papyrus.” He replied.

“SANS, IT'S EIGHT IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU STILL IN BED!?”

“why not?”

“YOU DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR MORNING NAPPING, DO YOU?”

“do I?”

“DO YOU?”

“yes, i do.”

“OH.” Papyrus did not know what how to respond. “WELL THEN, CARRY ON.”

Papyrus turned around to leave, but then turned back towards Sans. “BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD REALLY CLEAN YOUR ROOM, IT'S A MESS!”

“ok, mom.”

Papyrus turned around once again and left. Sans closed his eye sockets and drifted back to sleep. At least he would have if his phone hadn’t gone off. He took his phone out of his pocket and answered.

“hello?”

“Hello, Sans, this is Toriel. I just wanted to make sure you were ready for tomorrow night.”

“tomorrow night?”

“Yes, tomorrow night. Sans, please tell me you did not forget.”

“forget what?”

“The Christmas party? Sans!”

“calm down, tori. i didn't forget.”

“Good! Frisk and I will be there in the morning with the supplies. Perhaps you and Papyrus could help?”

“yeah, yeah, sure.”

“It also seems that Frisk's guest list was a bit longer then I thought it would be. Your house is big enough for the party, yes?”

“probably. how many guests are coming?”

“Well, believe it or not, Frisk tried to invite the whole town! Of course, I told them to invite just their friends and well... Frisk has a lot of friends...”

“yeah, being the hero of monsterkind will do that to ya. anyways, our house is pretty big, could probably fit a lot, so i wouldn’t worry.”

“Great! Well, I have to go now. I need to get the last of what we need. I will see you soon.”

“see ya.”

Toriel hung up. Sans laid down once again.

“SANS I MADE BREAKFAST!”

He opened his eye sockets, again and peeled himself off the cozy bed. He then appeared downstairs in front of the kitchen doorway.

“OF COURSE YOU WOULD ONLY COME DOWN HERE WHEN FOOD IS MENTIONED.”

“heh, yeah.”

It wasn't really the mention of food that made Sans get out of bed, it was the fact that eating Papyrus’s food made Papyrus happy. Even if the taste was... indescribable.

“so, what's for breakfast anyway?”

“YOU’LL SEE!”

“ok.”

Papyrus placed a bowl of burnt corn flakes with a side of dark black crispy toast and dark brown eggs.

“oh.”

“SURPRISED? IT’S NOT SPAGHETTI! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO EXPLORE OTHER TYPES OF FOODS. I MADE IT EXTRA CRISPY!”

“yeah, you did.”

Sans stared at it. Papyrus stared at Sans.

“WELL?”

“it's good.”

“SANS, YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT!”

“i just know, bro. By the, uh, looks of it.”

“SANS!”

Papyrus looked at it and sighed.

“I MESSED IT UP, DIDN��T I?”

“uh-”

“OF COURSE I DIDN'T, THE GREAT PAPYRUS NEVER MESSES ANYTHING UP!”

“right, bro, if fact you did... eggcellent.”

“SANS!”

Sans shrugged and sat down. Papyrus stared at him eagerly.

“WELL?”

“well what?”

“AREN'T YOU GOING TO TRY THIS HOMEMADE BREAKFAST MADE BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS HIMSELF? IT’S GETTING COLD!”

“well, uh, um...”

There was no way Sans was going to eat this. He didn't want to make his brother upset, but there was no way he was going to eat this. Then he remembered.

“so, papyrus, are you excited about tomorrow night?”

“TOMORROW NIGHT?”

“yeah, tomorrow night.”

Sans didn't like that confused look on Papyrus's face. Then he had a sudden realization.

“oops.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN “OOPS”?”

“i kind of forgot to tell ya.”

“TELL ME WHAT!?”

“tori and the kid are hosting their christmas party here. Tomorrow night. Sorry about that, bro.”

Papyrus's eye widen. “HERE? AS IN HERE HERE?”

“yes.”

“NO!”

“no?”

Sans was taken aback. “don't worry, bro, toriel says she would be in charge of supplies. we just have to have the house.”

“THAT IS INDEED GOOD, BUT THIS HOUSE IS A MESS!”

“what? no it isn't.”

“YES IT IS!”

“no it isn't”

“YES IT IS!”

“it's not”

“IT IS!”

“not”

“SANS!” Papyrus stomped one foot onto the ground. “WE NEED TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP BEFORE TOMORROW NIGHT.”

“well, toriel and frisk are coming over tomorrow morning to get everything ready.”

“WELL THEN, WE NEED THE THE HOUSE CLEANED BEFORE TOMORROW MORNING! I DON'T WANT TORIEL AND THE HUMAN TO THINK THAT WE LIVE LIKE SLOBS!”

Sans rolled his white pupils. “the place is fine, bro.”

“THE PLACE IS NOT 'FINE, BRO” IT'S A PIGSTY! JUST LIKE YOUR ROOM!”

“why you gotta hurt me like that, bro?” Sans replied, jokingly. Of course Sans knows that his brother would never have any real intent on hurting someone's feelings.

“I'M SORRY, BROTHER, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH!”

“yeah, okay.”

“THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS PICK UP YOUR SOCK! I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT BUT IT'S BEEN SITTING IN THE SAME SPOT LIKE IN OUR OLD HOUSE IN THE UNDERGROUND SINCE WE CAME TO THE SURFACE!”

Sans shrugged. “magic, my dude.” Papyrus sighed heavy.

“YOU NEVER SEIZE TO AMAZE ME, SANS.”

“what can I say? I'm sansational.”

“PICK UP YOUR SOCK, SANS.”

“ok”

To Papyrus amazement, Sans got up from the couch and walked over to the sock. He then picked it up and stuffed it into his jacket pocket.

“there, happy?”

“GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS. I BETTER NOT FIND IT IN THE SAME SPOT TOMORROW. I DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF LAST TIME I ASKED YOU TO PICK UP YOUR SOCK.”

“okay.”

“SANS!”

“look, it won't happen again, alright?” Sans winked.

“IT BETTER NOT! NOW EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THIS HOUSE IS READY FOR TOMORROW. MAYBE YOU COULD CLEAN YOUR ROOM?”

“why? It's not like anyone will be going into my room.”

“IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT.”

“yeah, okay.”

Papyrus walked away to organize and clean the living room and kitchen. Sans sat down where his sock was placed and laid against the wall. His eye-sockets closed and he was now asleep. Papyrus would be happier if Sans would sleep in his bed like any normal monster would, but he didn't want to bother with it right now. He had a job to do. And that was to clean the house for tomorrow. Even if the house was already cleaned enough.

Papyrus wanted to make sure everything was perfect. Maybe he could impress his friends with how clean everything was. Sans, on the other hand couldn’t care less of what others thought. The house was indeed not that messy at all. Maybe Papyrus was just worried about how other people would think of him? Wait, that can't be right. Papyrus? Worried? No way! He's too cool to be worried about things like that. Maybe he just wanted the house to look perfect or something. Whatever, anything that makes Papyrus happy is fine with Sans. Unless it involves physical labor, then that's another story.

After a night of eight hour napping and hard working, it was finally time. Papyrus eagerly waited for Toriel and Frisk to come over. He watched outside the window for their arrival, so he could immediately greet them and invite them in. Sans just layed on the couch, as usual.

After about two hours of “OH! I THINK THEY'RE HERE- WAIT NO, THAT'S NOT THEM, NEVERMIND.” and “cool, bro.” Papyrus saw a light purple jeep pull up.

“I THINK THAT'S THEM! FOR REAL THIS TIME!” and Papyrus was right. Toriel got out of the vehicle and headed for the trunk.

“I SEE HER SANS! THEY'RE HERE!” Papyrus shouted and practically ran outside to greet them.

“cool, bro.” Sans sat up and forced himself off the couch. Which was a really hard thing to do, the couch was really comfy, okay? Sans then waited for the others to come inside. Hopefully, he didn't have to do too much work.

Papyrus walked back inside with a few bags and placed them on the table. Toriel followed behind holding a few bags as well and placed them down with the others. Frisk was also behind Toriel, walking in with a lot of bags. To Sans amusement, Frisk was carrying the most. With three in each hand and one on their head. He wasn't completely surprise, this was the same kid who somehow got though the Underground alive and broke the barrier. How did they do that anyways? Sans couldn't even remember. He never bothered to ask and didn't really care to. So, it'll probably remain a mystery to him until the end of time. He didn't really care. They were all free and living life on the surface and that's all that matters.

“heya, kiddo.” Sans greeted Frisk. Frisk waved.

“So, how's life?”

Frisk gave him a thumbs up.

“good to know.”

Frisk walked over to him after placing down the final bags and smiled. “Thanks for letting me have my party here.” They said.

“No problem.” Sans replied. “dunno why you would want your party here, though.”

Frisk shrugged.

“well, as long as no one steals my socks, we’re good.”

Frisk giggled and nodded. Toriel walked over and asked in a sweet voice. “Sans, are you going to help us set up?”

“I dunno, tori, sounds like a lot of work.”

“Oh, it is not a lot. You do not have to worry about having too much work to do.”

Before Sans could reply, Papyrus walked over and stood over him. “SANS, I THINK YOU SHOULD HELP! BUT IF YOU REALLY AREN'T GOING TO HELP, WHICH ISN’T SURPRISING AT ALL, THEN I-” Papyrus turned to face Toriel. “AM MORE WILLING TO HELP!”

Toriel giggled. “Thank you, Papyrus. I expected you would be.”

Sans rolled his eyes. “eh, fine, i’ll help.”

Toriel smiled. “Thank you, Sans. Even if you helped a little bit, it will be very appreciated.”

Papyrus stood up straight. “WELL, WHAT SHALL WE DO FIRST?”

Toriel thought about it. “Hmmm, well I am going to set up the food and bake a few treats. Frisk is going to set up the decorations. Perhaps, you could help one of us.”

Papyrus grin wided. “OH, I COULD HELP YOU COOK!”

A small drop of sweat dropped from Toriel’s forehead as she remembered the last time Papyrus and Undyne helped her cook something. Her eyes looked away.

“Um, well, I-”

“actually, bro, i think frisk wants you to help them instead.” Sans cut her off, but it was for a good reason. Frisk, going along with it, smiled and nodded at Papyrus.

“WELL, WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST SAY SOMETHING? I WOULD LOVE TO HELP FRISK! SORRY, TORIEL, BUT COOKING WITH THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER DAY.”

Toriel sighed with relief. “Oh, I don’t mind at all, thank you.”

“HEY, MAYBE TOMORROW WE COULD GET TOGETHER WITH UNDYNE AGAIN AND COOK A GREAT PLATE OF SPAGHETTI!”

“Uh, that’s a maybe. Let us focus on setting things up for the party. ”

“OH, OF COURSE!”

Papyrus and Frisk grabbed the decorations from the table and got straight to work. Toriel grabbed the baking supplies and entered the kitchen with Sans following behind. Toriel set the supplies on the counter and turned towards Sans. “I did not know what you had, so I bought what I thought we would need.”

“well, we should have the right utensils, you know how much papyrus loves to cook.” Sans said, remembering the breakfast Papyrus had made him yesterday morning.

“Yeah…” Toriel replied, she seemed really unsure. Sans noticed this.

“What’s wrong?” He asked.

“Oh, nothing.” She sighed and tried to make her words sound as palete as possible. “Well, actually. Sans, I do not mean to be rude, but your brother isn’t... the best at cooking...” She smiled awkwardly and sighed once again. “...I’m sorry.”

“he’s getting better.” Sans assured.

“Oh, is he? Good for him.” Toriel checked the oven for any lingering pans and preheated the oven. She then grabbed a big round bowl and starting mixing up some batter she had made. “I already have some food made. Some people are bringing food too. We only have to worry about the cookies.”

“alright.” sans replied.

“Sans, do you think I could maybe teach Papyrus how to cook? If he’s okay with it?” She asked.

“I dunno, he already has Undyne teaching him.”

“Maybe I could teach them both?”

“maybe.”

Sans attempted to sneak his finger in the batter to get a taste. Toriel noticed and pulled the bowl away from him. “Sans! This is for the party, you can have some cookies at the party!” Toriel scolded.

“yeah i know, but i like the batter more.”

“Eating raw dough is unhealthy.”

“wow, you sound just like papyrus.”

“Nyeh heh heh!” Toriel tried to mimic Papyrus’s laugh. She tried. Sans chuckled.

It was a long morning, cooking cookies and joking around. Toriel was doing most of the cooking while Sans watched and tried a few times to steal a taste of the deliciously uncooked dough. Of course, Papyrus and Frisk were also busy setting decorations up. They even had a Christmas tree set up.

“is that a figure of mettaton on top of the tree?” sans asked.

“INDEED IT IS, BROTHER. FRISK AND I HAVE BOTH AGREED TO PUT UP OUR FAVORITE STAR RIGHT ON TOP OF OUR TREE! I SUPPLIED THE STAR OF COURSE.” Papyrus replied, boldly. Toriel chuckled. “Well, it’s not the star I imagined, but if it makes you two happy then I don’t see a reason why it couldn’t stay.”

“YES!” Papyrus cheered. Frisk gave a thumbs up.

“I’m sure Mettaton will also be glad to see himself on top of our tree.”

“I DO HOPE SO. I KNOW SO!” Papyrus then had a realization. “WAIT, IS METTATON COMING TONIGHT?”

Frisk nodded.

“OH MY GOD! I’M GOING TO MEET METTATON! OH MY GOD! METTATON’S COMING TO MY HOUSE!” Papyrus shouted in excitement.

“We assume so.” Toriel responded. “Frisk did sent him an invite.”

Sans leaned over to Toriel. “you are sure he is coming, right?” He whispered. Hoping that his brother would not be disappointed if his idol didn’t come.

“Yes. In fact, he told us that he was going to bring over a beautiful steak.” Toriel replied.

“all steak is beautiful.” Sans said.

“I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO MEET METTATON!”

“i bet mettaton will be happy to meet a cool fan like you, bro.” Sans said. “Then again, he’s probably met a ton of cool fans.”

“SANS!” Papyrus yelled.Toriel laughed.

“cool down, bro, none of them were as cool as you.”

“THAT’S RIGHT, BROTHER! I’M THE COOLEST FAN METTATON WILL EVER MEET! MAYBE HE’LL EVEN WANT ME TO BE HIS FRIEND!”

“Sure, bro.”

“We still have some time until the guests arrive.” Toriel told them. “Is everything ready?”

Frisk nodded. “OF COURSE! EVERYTHING IS READIED TO PERFECTION!” Papyrus assured.

“Excellent. I believe we all deserve a good break before they come.”

“The great papyrus doesn’t need a break!” A question then came to Papyrus’s mind. “WAIT. I ALREADY KNOW METTATON IS COMING, BUT WHAT ABOUT UNDYNE? IS SHE COMING?”

Frisk nodded.

“AND HER FRIEND, ALPHYS?”

Frisk nodded again.

“AND THE DOG FROM OLD ROYAL GUARD?”

Frisk nodded again.

“AND THE ANNOYING DOG?”

Frisk nodded, again.

“AND THE GHOST THAT USE TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO UNDYNE?”

Frisk, again, nodded.

“THE GHOST’S SNAILS?”

Frisk shrugged.

“WHAT ABOUT THE OLD TURTLE THAT LIVED NEXT DOOR TO THE GHOST’S SNAIL’S?”

Frisk shrugged again.

“THE TEMMIES?”

Frisk nodded. Their head was starting to hurt.

“EVERYONE I KNOW?”

Frisk shrugged. They were starting to get tired of this game. Toriel and Sans looked questionly at each other.

“OH! WHAT ABOUT MY FRIEND THE TALKING FLOWER?”

Frisk stared at him.

“he’s grounded, sorry bro.” Sans replied.

“DARN IT. WELL, AT LEAST METTATON WILL BE THERE.”

“he’ll be here.” Sans corrected.

“THAT’S WHAT I MEANT, SANS!” Papyrus angrily shouted at him.

“Children behave.” Toriel said, half joking, but half telling them to actually behave as if they were her actual children.

“I’M NOT A CHILD!” Papyrus replied.

“you sure?” Sans said.

“OF COURSE I’M SURE!”

“just making sure.”

“WAIT! YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU’RE MY BROTHER!”

“you sure?”

“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?”

“don’t worry, bro, i’m sure i’m your brother.”

“OKAY? I WASN’T EVEN WORRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE! I’M COMPLETELY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT POSITIVE THAT WE ARE INDEED BROTHERS.”

“yes, we are and without you, i would be sans a brother.” Sans winked.

“WHAT? I DON’T UNDERSTAND?”

“don’t worry bro, we’ll be forever font bros.”

“YOU ARE SO WEIRD.”

“you sure?”

Toriel and Frisk both watched their conversation. They can be very entertaining to watch sometimes. Frisk suddenly realized that they were forgetting something. They quickly ran over to the table and grabbed a bag. They then ran over to Sans.

“huh? What is it kiddo?”

Frisk grabbed a hat from the bag and placed it on Sans’s head. Then they grabbed a fake white beard and placed it on Sans.

“oh oh oh.”

“SANTA?” Papyrus questioned.

“sansta” Sans replied.

“NO.” Papyrus looked at Frisk’s bag. “DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING FOR ME?”

Frisk nodded and reached into their bag. Papyrus kneeled down to make it easier for Frisk to place a hat, no it was more of a headband placed on top of his head. They also placed something on his nose.

“heh heh heh. heya, rudolph.” Sans replied to Papyrus’s new accrearies.

“RUDOLPH?”

Frisk then placed an elf hat on top of their own head.

“Oh, good. I now have an elf to do all my work for me, whatta say, kiddo?” Sans asked.

Frisk smiled and shook their head, no.

“OH! WHAT ABOUT TORIEL!” Papyrus asked.

“Oh, no. I’m fine.” Toriel responded.

“She’s Mrs. Claus!” Frisk replied.

“she’s your mother.” Sans told Frisk.

“WAIT, SHE IS?” Papyrus questioned.

“I’m everyone’s mother, apparently.” Toriel sighed and half smiled. Sans snorted.

“WAIT! THEN WHO'S YOUR MOTHER? OH! CAN I BE YOUR MOTHER?” Papyrus asked Toriel.

“Uh, no, no, that won’t be necessary.” Sans laughed and Toriel chuckled nervously. Frisk smirked.

That’s when Toriel realized what time it was. “Oh, everyone, the party is starting very shor-”

Toriel was interrupted by a loud knock at the door. “Oh! I’ll get that-” She was then interrupted by the door being thrown off.

“NGAHHH!” Undyne shouted as the door flew off its hinges.”

“Undyne, No!” Alphys, who was behind her, yelled meekly. Undyne looked at the door and then at Toriel, who wore a scorned look on her face.

“Heh, oops, my bad. Sorry! I will totally pay for it later! Uh, yeah.” Undyne picked up the door and attempted to place back on. It fell over. “Um, yeah, so, when’s the party?”

“YOU’RE THE FIRST ONES HERE!” Papyrus said, optimistically.

“O-oh, uh, we’re not too early, are we?” Alphys asked.

“Oh no, you’re just on time.” Toriel replied.

Toriel was right, a few minutes later Asgore was at the front doorway.

“Um, may I come in?” Asgore asked politely, looking at the broken door on the floor. Toriel sighed. “I suppose so, you were invited.” Asgore smiled awkwardly and walked in.

Sans leaned towards Toriel and whispered. “you invited your ex?”

“It was Frisk who invited him. They were the one who sent the invites.”

“if you had it your way, would he be invited?”

“I will not respond to that question.”

“I completely understand.”

Asgore placed a box of Golden Flower tea on the table. “I brought some tea in case anyone wanted any.”

“Were we supposed to bring food?” Alphys asked.

“It was optional.” Toriel responded. “We have plenty of food, so do not worry.”

“Good, cause I brought nothing!” Undyne said. “Except for my nerdy girlfriend!” Undyne wrapped her arm around Alphys while Alphys blushed.

“WELL, I BROUGHT MY HOUSE!” Papyrus responded.

“i brought me.” said Sans.

“Uh, okay?” Undyne smiled.

The dogs from the royal guard were the ones that came next. Dogamy, Dogaressa, Lesser Dog, and Greater dog. Everyone greeted each other. Then Dogamy and Dogaressa noticed the mistletoe placed above the front door, so naturally they kissed each other.

Undyne then had an amazing idea. She ran under it after the two dogs walked away and got into position. “Alphys, come here!”

Alphys walked over to where she was standing. “What is it?” Undyne then smooched her on the lips causing the surprised girl to go red in the face. “U-Undyne!?” Undyne laughed and pointed at the mistletoe. “I had to do it!” She said.

“Did you have to do it in front of the child?” Toriel asked. “Wait, Frisk, I thought I told you not to put the mistletoe up?”

Frisk shrugged. Alphys covered her face while Undyne grinned with pride.

“hey guys, random question.” Sans cutted in. “if athletes get athlete's foot, then what do you think astronauts get?”

“I am not sure, Sans.” Toriel replied.

“How does that question even relate to what just happened!?” Undyne shouted.

“because it’s missile-toe” Sans answered.

Toriel laughed loudly and Frisk chuckled quietly.

“Oh, very funny.” Undyne said, sarcastically.

“THAT WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL! SANS, PLEASE DON’T TELL ANY MORE AWFUL JOKES AT THIS PARTY!” Papyrus shouted.

“Oh, I do not think his jokes are awful.” Toriel responded. “In fact, I believe them to be quite humerus.”

“good one, tori.” Sans chuckled.

“NO! NOT YOU TOO!” Papyrus shouted once again.

“jeez, calm down papyrus, no need to get mad, we’re skeletons, nothing gets under our skin.”

“WE DON’T EVEN HAVE SKIN!” Papyrus yelled.

“Now, now. There is no need to yell.” Toriel said. “We are at a party with guests, we should not start any fights, alright?”

Papyrus’s face turned red in embarrassment. “OH, OF COURSE. I AM SO SORRY, TORIEL. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, REALLY, IT WAS MY BROTHER WHOSE ANNOYING ME!”

“fine, bro, i'll leave you abone.”

“SEE WHAT I MEAN!?”

Toriel giggled. Asgore walked over and decided to join the fun. “Hey, it’s not your brother’s fault that you do not find him punny.”

Toriel stopped and frowned. “Okay, everyone, I think that is enough joking for now.”

“FINALLY, YOU AGREE WITH ME!”

Asgore gave a sad, disappointed look while Toriel walked over to talk to the other guests. Sans shrugged. “i said i would stop.” Papyrus glared suspiciously at him.

“what, bro? do i got something in my teeth?” Sans asked.

Papyrus shook his head at him and turned away.

“jeez, tough crowd.” Sans shrugged again.

After a few more guests arrived, including a few Temmies and Bob, Mettaton finally arrived in his more humanoid, also known as his EX form. “Hello, everyone, I, Mettaton, have arrived.” He said while striking a marvelous pose. A few monsters clapped.

“Yeah and he’s late.” Undyne muttered, rolling her eyes.

Alphys went up to him. “Mettaton, what took you so long? I was s-starting to worry that you weren’t coming.”

“I’m here now, aren't I?” He smirked.

Undyne scoffed. “What took you so long? Don’t tell me you waited just so you could be fashionably late.”

Mettaton grinned at her. “Well, you know what people say. The best is always saved for last.”

“You lost the directions I gave you, didn’t you?” Alphys asked.

“Maybe.” He replied quickly and looked away. That’s when he noticed something that caught his eye. Well, at least something that could steer this conversation in another direction. “Oh! What a lovely tree!” He walked right over to the Christmas tree. Alphys followed behind with Undyne beside her. He studied the tree and smiled at his reflexion in one of the shiny ornaments. “Wouldn’t you agree, Alphys?” He asked.

“Oh, uh, yeah, I g-guess.”

Mettaton looked up at the tree and noticed what was used for the star. “And look who's on top, a perfect choice!” Undyne sighed when she saw what or who was used as the star.

“Seriously?” She rolled her eyes. Alphys shrugged.

“every tree needs a star.” Sans said as he walked from behind the tree.

“Where did you come from!?” Undyne yelled.

“the underground.” He replied.

“And you are?” Mettaton asked.

“sans the skeleton. this is my house.”

“Oh. Well, you know who I am. I bet you must be delighted to be in my presence.”

“yeah, sure. my brother, papyrus is way more excited to see you then i am. he’s a big fan.”

“Is he now?”

“yeah, he gets easily excited about certain things. maybe you should talk to him a little, make his day, ya know?”

“Or you could stay away from him and not ruin his innocence with your presence.” Undyne cutted in, glaring at Mettaton. Mettaton responded with a dry laugh.

“Oh, darling, how kind of you.”

“It wasn’t a compliment!?” Undyne continued to glare at him. Mettaton simply gave her a smirk and walked away.

“I swear that robot gets on my nerves!” Undyne looked over at her girlfriend. “No offense, Alphys.”

Alphys sighed. “None taken.”

Undyne smiled softly and stared deep into her eyes. “You know I love you, right?”

Alphys blushed. “Y-yeah. I l-love you too.”

“and i love food.” Sans interrupted.

“Will you just go?” Undyne shouted.

“U-Undyne, don’t be so harsh! Sorry, Sans, she didn’t mean it...”

“nah, don’t worry about it. i gotta go anyways, gotta make sure the guests are happy, ya know?” Sans slid back behind the tree. Undyne quickly looked behind it and saw that he was completely gone. “How does he do that!?” She yelled and looked at Alphys. Alphys smiled awkwardly and shrugged.

Meanwhile, Napstablook and Shyren where both in a corner,talking quietly to one and another. Papyrus walked up to them without either of them noticing.

“HELLO! ARE YOU TWO ENJOYING YOURSELVES AT THE HOME OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS?” He asked loudly. Napstablook, shocked, faded away while Shyren hid her face. Papyrus grinned. “I’LL TAKE THAT AS A YES!”

“Oh, don’t mind them darling, they’re a little shy.”

Papyrus turned around towards the voice behind him. It was none other than Mettaton himself!

“METTATON!” Papyrus shouted with glee. Mettaton smiled, he always loved it when he was recognized.

“The one and only!” He said. “And you must be Papyrus.”

“YOU KNOW ME!?” Papyrus gasped with excitement. “I MEAN, OF COURSE YOU DO! I’M THE GREAT PAPYRUS! YOU MUST OF HEARD ABOUT MY GREATNESS!”

Mettaton blinked, without losing his charmed smile. “Uh, yeah, by the way, I love your tree. Whoever's idea it was to put me on top made the right decision.”

“OH! THAT WAS ME! AND FRISK TOO! I KNEW WE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION! I ALWAYS MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION!”

“Do you now?” Mettaton looked over at Undyne who was giving him a suspicious glare. His eyes wandered to the other side of the house where Sans was standing. He waved at him. Weird, he could of sworn Sans was just with Alphys and Undyne.

“I DO! WELL MAYBE, NOT ALL THE TIME, BUT ALL THE TIME!”

Mettaton looked back at him. “Oh, is that so? Well, concerning the fact that you’re a fan of me, I’d say so!”

“YEAH! I’M YOUR YOUR BIGGEST AND COOLEST FAN!”

“You are centrally the loudest.”

“THANK YOU! I HAVE NEVER MISSED A SINGLE SHOW!” Papyrus gleamed. “OH! COULD I GET A PICTURE WITH YOU?”

“Oh, of course, darling. I always love taking pictures with my fans.”

“GREAT!”

Papyrus pulled out his cellphone out of his pocket and adjusted it to take the photo. Mettaton wrapped his arms around Papyrus’s shoulder and leaned his head in close to Papyrus’s. Mettaton flashed the camera a dazzling grin. The phone made a snapping sound as it took the photo. Papyrus showed Mettaton the picture and Mettaton gave him a nod of approval.

“THANK YOU! I CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW MY ONLINE FRIENDS THAT I MET METTATON!”

“That’s wonderful, darling. I’m sure they’ll be jealous knowing that Mettaton was at your house.”

“THEY’RE PROBABLY ALREADY JEALOUS OF MY GREATNESS!”

Mettaton chuckled. “Right. Well, it was nice talking to you, Papyrus darling. Now, excuse me, I’m going to check out the food table. I want to know if anyone atemy face yet.”

“WHAT?”

“Oh, it’s a specialty. A steak in the shape of my lovely face. I was going to bring something else, but Toriel said no to my first offer, so I went with my face instead. Want to see?”

“SURE!”

Mettaton walked over to the food table with Papyrus following him.He looked over it. He pointed out the steak which had dog prints all over it.

“Okay, who stepped on my face?”

“”I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION OF WHO IT WAS.”

“Well, I hope they were stepping on it in my honor.”

“I WOULD DEFINITELY STEP ON YOUR FACE IN HONOR, METTATON!”

“Just don’t actually step on my face.”

“I WOULD EVER ONLY STEP ON YOUR FACE WITH YOUR PERMISSION.”

“Thanks…” Mettaton looked over at the other food, despite being inferior to his face, it did look good especially the desert foods. However, he did notice something interesting with the cookies, partially the cookies in the shape of little Christmas stockings. “Is… that an actual sock?” He pointed it out to Papyrus. There it was, a dirty white sock lined up with the other stocking cookies as if it was meant to be there. Papyrus immediately recognized the sock.

“SANS!” Papyrus yelled out in anger. The skeleton in name shrugged.

“oops, how did that get there?” Sans said, knowing full well how it got there.

“I DON’T KNOW SANS, HOW DID IT GET THERE?” Papyrus asked angrily, knowing that Sans knew the answer.

“i dunno, guess we’ll never know.”

“SANS!” Papyrus looked over at Mettaton who was watching their quick exchange. “SORRY, METTATON, MY BROTHER MUST OF PLACED IT THERE ON ACCIDENT. PLEASE FORGIVE HIM!”

“Don’t worry, darling, I wasn’t offended at all.”

“GOOD!” Papyrus picked up the sock and placed it on top of Sans’s head. Mettaton smiled.

“Well, I’m going to check up on a few friends of mine here. It was a pleasure talking to you, Papyrus. I hope the rest of the party goes great for you.”

“YOU TOO, METTATON!”

Mettaton nodded and walked away to where Shyren and Napstablook were.

“WOW, SANS, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I ACTUALLY GOT TO TALK TO METTATON!”

“i can’t believe that steak is going to waste. It should be a crime.”

“YOUR LAZINESS SHOULD BE A CRIME.”

“i guess when the police come for me, i will be under a rest.”

“YOU KNOW WHAT? I SHOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD! I GOT TO MEET METTATON IN PERSON AND HE’S STILL IN MY HOUSE. WHO KNOWS MAYBE WE COULD BECOME FRIENDS!”

“i’m happy for ya, bro.”

“THANK YOU, BROTHER! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY I’VE EVER BEEN TO!”

“Better than that costume party?”

“I DIDN’T TALK TO METTATON AT THAT PARTY, SO I’D SAY YES!”

“cool. i’m glad you’re having fun.”

Undyne walked over to Papyrus dragging Alphys along. “Papyrus, I saw you and Mettaton were talking to each other. Everything alright?” She asked.

“EVERYTHING IS MORE THAN ALRIGHT, EVERYTHING IS GREAT! WHY WOULDN’T EVERYTHING NOT BE ALRIGHT?” Papyrus replied with enthusiasm

in his voice.

“Just making sure.” Undyne replied, not lowering her suspicion.

“MAKING SURE OF WHAT?”

“Making sure that you’re having a great time!” Undyne lied. To be honest, She was just making sure Mettaton didn’t ruin his innocence or hurt his feelings. “And it looks like you are!”

“I GOT TO MEET METTATON!”

“Wait, didn’t you already meet before we left the Underground?” Undyne asked.

“WELL, NOT REALLY. WE DIDN’T TALK THEN, BUT WE DID TODAY!”

“If you really wanted to talk to Mettaton why didn’t you just ask me or Alphys? You do know Alphys and him are friends, right?”

Papyrus stared at Undyne then at Alphys then at Sans and then back at Undyne.

“ANYWAYS, I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT TO TALK WITH METTATON!” Papyrus repeated, joy still ringing in his voice.

“proud of you, bro.” Sans said.

“U-uh, yeah. Anyways, i-it’s kind of getting late. It’s been fun.” Alphys said.

“Yeah! See ya, Papyrus! And good night!”

“GOOD NIGHT UNDYNE-” Undyne grabbed Papyrus and gave his head a noogie. “HEY!”

“GOODBYE NOOGIE!” Undyne yelled as she let him go.

“see ya.” Sans said.

Undyne and Alphys walked away waving while Papyrus rubbed his head.

“IS IT REALLY THAT LATE ALREADY?” Papyrus asked his brother.

“i guess so. almost everyone has left. Plus, it’s past your bedtime.”

WOWIE! I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE- HEY, WAIT! I DON’T HAVE A BEDTIME! I GO TO BED WHENEVER I WANT TO!”

“sure, bro.”

“I DON'T EVEN SLEEP! IT WASTES TOO MUCH TIME!”

“what were you doing last night?”

“I WAS… NIGHT DREAMING. WITH MY EYES CLOSED. IN MY BED.”

“alright, i believe ya.” Sans grabbed some of the paw printed steak and ate it.

“DISGUSTING!” Papyrus yelled.

“what? It’s still good.”

“YOU REALLY DON’T HAVE ANY STANDARDS, DO YOU?”

“hey. mettaton’s about to leave, maybe you should go say goodbye to him while you still have the chance.” Sans said.

“OH! YOU’RE RIGHT! I’LL GO RIGHT NOW!” Papyrus ran over to Mettaton while Sans watched him. Mettaton was talking to his friends when Papyrus called out to him.

“METTATON! I HEARD YOU WERE LEAVING NOW, IS THAT CORRECT?”

Mettaton turned towards the skeleton. “Why, yes, darling. I’m a busy man, so I can’t stay for long.”

“WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE WHEN YOU LEAVE. WHICH IS NOW. GOODBYE.”

Mettaton smiled and placed his hand on Papyrus’s shoulder. “See you later, darling.” He then left for the door, Shyren and Napstablook following behind. Papyrus watched as they left and ran back to Sans.

“DID YOU HEAR THAT, SANS? HE SAID “SEE YOU LATER.” DOES THAT MEAN WE’LL MEET AGAIN?”

“probably, bro.”

“YES! THEN WE’LL BE FRIENDS!”

“cool, bro. just don’t forget me when you’re famous.”

“I’M ALREADY FAMOUS! I HAVE MANY GREAT FRIENDS AND THEY ALL THINK I’M GREAT!”

“they know you’re great.”

“VERY TRUE! I’M GLAD WE CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING FOR ONCE.”

“yeah.”

Toriel walked over to them, smiling. “So, how are you two doing?” She asked.

“WE’RE DOING GREAT! THE PARTY WAS SUCCESS!” Papyrus replied.

“there’s still one guest left.” Sans said.

Suddenly, a small white dog ran out of the kitchen and jumped onto the table. The dog then absorbed every piece of food cram left on the table. He then ran out the door. Papyrus stared at the table in disbelief.

“guess that’s everybody.”

“Well, at least we do not have to worry about leftovers.” Toriel said.

“I REALLY HATE THAT DOG!” Papyrus yelled.

“who could hate a dog?” Sans replied.

“WELL, I STRONGLY DISLIKE THAT DOG.”

“better, i guess.”

“WELL, BESIDES A FEW LITTLE TROPLES, THAT WAS A GREAT PARTY!”

“I agree, thank you again for all of your help.” Toriel replied. Frisk nodded showing that they agreed.

“THANK YOU FOR HAVING YOUR PARTY AT OUR HOUSE!” Papyrus replied.

“Uh-huh.” Sans said.

“OH! FRISK, BEFORE YOU LEAVE I WAS WONDERING, DO YOU THINK YOU AND I COULD GO MEET FLOWERY? IT’S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I SEEN HIM AND I FELT BAD THAT HE DIDN’T MAKE IT TO TODAY’S PARTY.”

Frisk looked over at Sans who simply shrugged.

“Sure. As long as it’s okay with Sans.” Frisk replied.

“i don’t see why not. just make sure the flower doesn’t cause any trouble.”

“OKAY! THEN I’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW!” Papyrus said happily.

“By the way Papyrus, his name’s Flowey.” Frisk said.

“OH, RIGHT.”

“Well, goodbye and have a nice night you two.” Toriel said.

Frisk waved and left to the car. Toriel closed the door behind her and they were off.

Sans yawned and stretched his arms. “well, what a long day. I think imma head for bed.”

“WAIT! DON’T YOU WANT TO READ A STORY!” Papyrus asked.

“oh, sure bro. Let’s go.”

The two brothers walked upstairs and into Papyrus’s room.Sans grabbed a children's book from the bookshelf, wondering why Papyrus still wanted bedtime stories before bed. Papyrus layed down on his bed, happy to let his brother read him to bed. Sans must really like reading stories to people.

After reading the book to Papyrus, Sans put it back on the bookshelf. “welp, goodnight, bro.

“GOODNIGHT, BROTHER.” Papyrus replied.

What a day, Sans thought. He was glad everything went well. He laid down on his own bed and closed his eyes, drifting off to sleep. One of the only things he ever cared about, was his brother’s happiness and seeing how happy he was today, made him happy.

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