#SHITASS

[the-alpine-glow]

[wolsalwastaken]

The shit cousins

Flipped vers

[lutik327]

[funnyfishfart]

[romeoeatzkorn]

Pokemon AU but like.... Trad Goth Wally and Metal Wally

(The Metal AU belongs to my wonderful mootie @undead-maggot!! and the Trad Goth Wally AU belongs to me :3)

[ryemackerel]

HEY SHITASS

shitass in the dream smp i know fuckin crazy.. heres one of quackity’s coolest and closest cousin, elli.

[rayenigma]

Alright I think it’s time to post the pirate crew from my story after all those ship memes right

sir shitass III (Fabien). he reeks of coffee and cigarettes

Fabien is one of the members of the Aestus Crew and serves as their medic and surgeon. Formerly an editor at the Steambird newspaper and a failed medicine student, he found fulfillment and freedom aboard The Dissident. He's known for operating on unfortunate individuals who happen to cross the crew's path in one way or another - not only out of pure curiosity and yearning for knowledge, but also simply for practice. His crewmates usually do not mind... most of the time.

At the first glance, Fabien may seem like a calm and collected individual. The truth is that he's an irritable person with an explosive temper. He can be easily influenced by his negative emotions and as a result, he will not hesitate to raise his voice or even scream at others. He may come across as snarky and mocking and sometimes makes insensitve remarks, even if he doesn't necessarily mean to be rude. He's not afraid to express his disapproval and often points out the wrongdoings of others, not acknowledging his own. Despite all that, he still tries to be a good friend to his crewmates and in fact, cares about them a lot - even though showing it can be difficult for him.

i like it when doctors smoke i find it amusing

[sw33t--t00th]

If anything, I'm the best dumbass in the world :3

[gremlin-hyperfixation]

You.

Louie pikmin PLEAAASE PLEAAAAASE PLEAAAAAAASE

[pronoun-stuff]

heh, shitass

-gem

[luxashy]

[not-kronyx]

[balderdasch]

dear single people

if you are sad because you crave affection, just hug your friends, they feel the same way. hell, kiss your friends if you really want to. anything's platonic if you make it. just stop whining about affection when you see perfectly good hug receptacles every day and do nothing about it! hug ur friends! they like you! idiot!

[cheese-elite]

HEY SHITASS *kisses you on the lips*

[astronomical-bagel]

hey what happened to shitass. i miss shitass. whered he go

[haha-shit]

RIP Gilbert Patterson you would’ve loved modern slang

I must admit that “shit-ass” is not a word I ever thought I’d see in a 19th century letter… but here we are.

“This is kind of a shit-ass of a letter, but I just wanted to let you know I was alive.”

- Gilbert Patterson to Jack, June 16, 1896.