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"marika did not recreate anything resembling the nightmare of the jar ritual. her reign is pretty standard warfare and conquest" is an actual take i saw in the comments of one of zullies videos. the omen definitely were not ritually imprisoned and mutilated under her reign. the fire giants definitely were not the victims of genocide solely because marika was paranoid they might threaten her power. and before you say "radagon did that" who canonically controls radagon. marika calls him her "leal hound of the golden order" he is not the one in control here. he was not a god before she made him one. let marika be a god. let marika be a bad person like everyone else in the game. that doesnt make her any less complex or sympathetic.

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Yes I have a favorite mutual. You know who you are, you funny little guy :)

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˚✧ ELDEN RING ∞ ° ˎˊ˗  

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i only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I'm fresh

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if Eido used emoticons would she ::) or (oOuOo). this is a very important question. to me

Delighted to let you know that we have a canon explaination for this! It's the second one- there was an Enigma Protocol ending in Echoes where she goes ^^_^^

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What are ur pronouns?

im taking suggestions

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Which carbon Is your favorite in Thymine specifically?

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Acronyms are so dumb. Tell me why MHW stands for Mental Health Week and also Monster Hunter World

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you know if anyone I know found my blog I think I would just have to kill myself

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Hi I'm stealing your interesting by reblogging a bunch of your posts

Go get em, sport.

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observation: shower curtain bar is thicker than typical one and seems to be soldily in the wall (not tension bar)

hypothesis: If I put my weight on it, I won't immediately break it and die

methodology: gradually shift weight onto bar

results: bar did not break

implications: I can do a pull up on shower bar

future precautions: wet hands. slippery.

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I think they are cute

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with this neat trick you too can turn minor blemishes into scars that’ll last decades

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Every time I cross the street I look both ways and pray I missed something

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Listen man, I want to die just as much as the next guy but you won't catch me bragging about that shit. That's between me and my secret diary

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Look like a zookeeper, smell like an aquarium