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Trailer Messmer: I’m the big scary bat man who’s going to impale you for fun

Game Messmer: I have depression

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I remember watching the cutscene for the first time and wondering if Messmer was actually crying without crying (his voice was shaky and heavy in a way that sounded like he was holding back a sob). And that scene of Theodora's tears melting/burning her face was the only thing I could compare it to.

Then I saw a clearer portrait shot of Base Serpent Messmer and I thought: I wasn't hallucinating and they really look like tear tracks burned into his skin.

(Credit to Zlofsky for the pic)

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class list in dark souls 4

warrior

thief

cleric

wizard

deprived

depraved

garden gnome

michael

7/11 clerk

gordon freeman kinnie

neoliberal

youtube movie reviewer

deprived 2 (cock out)

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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

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"he's inscrutable!" to you. I can scrute him

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im not hearing it

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goodnight buddies

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She's just like me fr

Seliana Armory: Wait, what? You finished Master Hunter of the New World? When?

Seliana Armory: Aw jeez... So while you were out shattering every known hunting record, I was hungover sleeping under the counter.

Seliana Armory: Yeaaah, maybe I'll just crawl back under there...

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I think I'm gonna edit a monster hunter fashion video 👁️ 👁️

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me: Grammeowster Chef you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you Grammeowster Chef:

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You don't get it..... I wish you would get it.....

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Art by Matteo Moni

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