#SHES INSANEEEEEEEE LIKE

[silasoctakiseron]

Tamsyn Muir you've pissed me off for the last time. Gotta write my little white freak who's obsessed with purifying the world of sin. Oh I know. I'll name him after an anticontaminant agent that looks like a white crystalline powder and has a 14-syllable name. No one will notice or care about this.

[vigilskept]

it has just occurred to me that i’ve put ACTUAL BLOOD MAGE diya surana in kirkwall. where cullen is knight-captain now. and still not sure how much of what he saw in kinloch hold is real or imagined. because she WAS really there the whole time in this worldstate… oh my fucking god.

[spohkh]

the new linkin park actually fucks i apologize for doubting yall

[puckandgossip]

https://www.tumblr.com/puckandgossip/771592053732884480/do-you-know-anything-about-tyler-seguins-wife?source=share

LADIES! Yes! My time to shine. This is my fav tea

So this all goes back to when Kate was 14 and met Tyler who was on the Bruins at the time. Kate’s family was from the area, so they were a big Boston fans: https://www.tumblr.com/ana-benn/641648652926976000/is-this-real-im-shaking-lol-this-is-so?source=share

A couple years later, Tyler was traded to Dallas. A year or two after that, Kate moved from the east coast to go to college in Dallas (she did not “officially” know Tyler at this time)

She would message Dallas team members and their wags, show up at practice, hang out at known spots where the team went. Basically just try to get around them (again she did not “officially” know Tyler at this time 💀)

Puck bunny blogs were very big at the time, so she would make submit anonymous “tea” about Tyler hooking up with a player and made fake Twitter and IG accounts talking about her and Tyler, tagging Tyler that she’d be the perfect wife. She also doxxed his home address, meaning she knew where he lived (before they met). People started to put the pieces together and confirmed it since:

She’s not famous, so why would there be fan accounts of her, wanting her and Tyler to get together and tagging him?

When she and Tyler did get together, the timeline of when they “officially” met didn’t line up with the gossip of them hooking up that had been posted online for years

She knew his home address and hangout locations before they officially met

Also her ig DMs with an ex-friend were leaked and Kate was talking all kinds of shit about Tyler’s mom and sister, how much she hated him, wished she didn’t have to see them. They STILL got married after this

All together a total mess. He cheats on her all the time too which is crazy to me, because how do you have the balls to cheat on someone who is so obviously unhinged and mentally unstable? Tyler are you not afraid? But I guess she likes the wag life enough to put up with unfaithfulness and tbh she worked too hard at it, where would she even go from there 😂

wait this is fucking insaneeeeeeee thank you for the explanation but wtf 🫠

[fandomwe1rd0]

Rewrote a scene from Solaricks from Rick's first person pov because this scene makes me go insaneeeeeeee

I went into my spaceship, I heard that fucking voice that sounded like Diane again. That thing I built to haunt me. It was the least I could do. Diane's death was all my fault. I wasn't fast enough. If I didn't fucking stand there, frozen in shock like a pussy, she'd still be alive today. I'm sure of it. But then again, I'm sure if Prime wanted someone dead, there's not a lot anyone can do to stop him. "Is that symbolic? Are you letting go? I understand baby!" She..I mean it laughed a little. Ignore her…ignore it…igno- "I forgive you!" What? Fuck no. I couldn't let myself hear this. This wasn't her! I snapped "You don't get to say! You're not her! You're a thing I built to torture myself! This whole fucking timeline is cursed! I gotta get out of here!" She spoke with mock sympathy, "Because you wanna move on." "BECAUSE I DON'T!" I held back to urge to hit myself for letting myself say that. I thought of Beth, Summer…Morty. "A-burp-nd I have to." I looked over in the direction of the voice…it was almost like talking to her again. "I came back on accident…the guy I'm looking for…he's not findable Diane…" I closed my eyes and recollected myself. "I live with a version of Beth now…" Diane exclaimed, "Sounds like a version of nice!" Heh, I'm sure she'd love to hear about our grandkids. I could talk to her about them all day, I know that she'd love Morty. I'm sure the kid would love her too. I continued "We have grandkids, that's who Summer is. She's going to get me out of here." I thought about Summer, her determination…her spirit…"She reminds me of you." Diane spoke, and you could basically hear the smile in her voice (if she wasn't a disembodied voice) "Oh really?" I almost smiled, until her voice stopped me in my tracks "Is she dead too?" I looked down. "Goodbye Diane."

I prepared to fly into the rift, the voice stopped my train of thought "You're not honestly going to fly into the rift without coordinates, are you?" I felt my stomach churn with her next words "Don't give up on us, Rick!" The voice continued "I don't make the rules! Haunters gonna haunt!" My unibrow furrowed. Ignore, ignore, ignore. I began flying, seeing the rifts, I could still hear the fucking voice "Baby?" Fuck. Hearing Diane's voice say that again…..no. It wasn't her. IT WASN'T HER! "Are you killing yourself?" Heh. I wish. "I'm more embracing the win-win of risking my life." I took a deep breath in. I flew through the rift. The colors swirled and meshed. Changing every second. I couldn't even pin one color. This was no time to admire it. I had to remember what I was here for. "C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!" It fucking spoke again "Baby? Something to keep in mind…if you were pulled home by whatever happened, it's likely our target was as well." Fuck. It had a point. "It's also likely that he's having as much trouble leaving as you are. I wiped off the spittle from my bottom lip with my hand "He's trapped…"

Finally, finally! I heard Summer's voice "Grandpa?" I saw the coordinates. "Oh fuck yes!" I was able to detect Morty thanks to the tracking chip I had in his spine. Summer continued "Grand-" Her voice cut out "Grandpa!" I praised "Summer! Gold star! Always believed in you! Now the hard part." Summer spoke "Hard part?" I instructed "Way worse things than me can see that becaon too, hunker down and protect it while I grab Morty. Rick out. Try to survive!"

I crashed down, I should be in Morty's dimension, hopefully he's close by. I barely got out of my spaceship before I saw him. "Morty!" He ran to me with his arms outstretched like a fucking idiot. "Rick!" I kneeled down to his eyelevel, he was so fucking short. I held onto to his shoulder and he continued to speak "I knew it! I knew you wouldn't leave me!" I plucked out a strand of his hair "Ow!" I held back a wince, maybeeee I should've explained why I pulled it out beforehand, oh well, too late now. Not the weirdest thing I've done for sure. "What the fuck?" I couldn't be bothered to explain, not right now. I should be able to use his DNA to track Prime. "Morty, did you see another Rick here? Non-descript haircut, sci-fi jacket…eh, of course you didn't see him you'd be dead…" Another idea popped into my head "Or you'd be a bomb! Do you feel bomb-y?" I waited, he seemed fine. Thank god. "Nah, you probably would've blown up by now." Morty spoke "W-wasn't the Rick here dead? That's why you picked places, right?" Classic Morty, incapable of seeing the bigger picture "O- uhh your Rick uh…not dead…more like…not around, when I met you I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day." FUCK YEAH! I was finally able to track Prime! "You son of a bitch! I got you!" I ran into the spaceship, and Morty, like the dutiful partner he was, followed after me. "Wh-Where where are we going?" I answered in a matter-of-faculty manner "To kill your grandpa, little buddy." "Wait, what?" I sighed and explained "Your original Rick was Rick Prime, the Rick that killed my family, I came to this dimenson because I was hoping he'd come back one day, y'know, before it got corenberged, he was pulled back here, and now I can track him." I explained on the fly there. Morty blinked "I don't understand…my original Rick killed your family? And you were just waiting for him to come back?" Gee, thanks captain obvious. It's not like that's what I just said. "Seems like you understand fine, Morty. That was A+ retyping."

The spaceship serched to a stop "We're here." Morty couldn't see the building, so he assumed we were just in the vacuum of space. I opened up the spaceship and he covered his mouth, as if that would help, idiot. It wouldn't matter either way, I modified his body to be able to breath in space for a reason. "This guy Morty, he hates being found but loves building elaborate shit." I decided to put it in a way he'd understand "Like-like playing a bunch of Minecraft but on a private server." Morty uncovered his mouth "Am I in a fucking K-hole right now, what's going on!?" I threw something that would make the building visable.

I saw Prime's fucking face. I heard his annoying ass voice and laugh. "Woahhh ho-ho you found me!" I shot the moniter. It just reappeared in a different spot "Yeah, I'd shoot the first monitor too, listen I'm not here…or am I?" A tube appeared, Prime was in there. I wanted so badly to shoot it, but the glass was probably bullet-proof. "There's the clone you found!" Fuck. "Or maybe it's me all naked…" My eyes perked "Just a lil' Kysher Soscye. I mean, why would I admit it's not?" It started dancing "Ohhh look at him go, look at him dancing! O-or me! Again it might be me, but like a Saw thing! I'm veryyy sneaky, he's a bunch of killbots to deal with while you wrestle with that. Fuck.

I instinctively jumped to shield Morty, a blue shield surrounded us and the spaceship. Morty went in the spaceship while I shot the killbots. "Obviously I don't know who I'm talking to here, it's all prerecorded" I shot the mointer again, but it just reappeared, of course, what was I thinking? "Buttt if you got this far you probably think you're real special, tell ya what." The tube disapeared. FUCK! Why can't things just go right for once?! "Oo there he goes! Maybe that actually was me!" I got laser whips from my arms thanks to my implants, Prime contined "And if you follow him down there we can have a big fight! 50% chance I'm not lying!"

I heard Space Beth's voice, her voice occasionally getting cut out due to the static "We're in troubl- asshole! I shouldn- have to beg!" Morty whined "Rick, my moms are in trouble!" Ugh, what a planetary mindset." Those versions of them are." I reminded him. Morty continued with his squeaky voice "We gotta save them!" He flew the spaceship up slightly "Rick, this is an obvious trap!" I held back a scoff, as if he knew anything about traps. "If you go down there, he's just going to kill you!" I spoke without thinking "Good!" Morty blinked "What?"

He flew the spaceship down and started walking toward where the tube dropped. "Now what?" Morty replied "If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die?" This little turd. He tried going down, but I pulled him back by his shirt "Knock it off! Get outta here! You did this last season! You're like a suicide bomber!" Morty replied "Takes one to know one!" Sharp tongue, must've got it from his grandpa. "Yeah? Well you get it from him, not me!"

Morty gestured over to him "I don't know him." He looked at me with those big doe eyes, how the fuck he could look at me with such trust, I have no clue. "You're my grandpa Rick." What? I felt my expression soften without my permission. This fucking kid…what did he think he was saying? There was no way he knew what he was saying or else he's just even fucking stupider than I thought, and that's saying something. I'm a fucking asshole to him, I know that! I insult him on the daily! I'm the worst fucking kind of person! A grandpa is someone who's supposed to be fucking decent, not some kind of fucked up manipulative person who's irrationally attached to you! So how the hell…his voice, which seemed a lot less annoying now, broke through my haze "Rick and Morty, 100 years." Jesus fucking Chirst. This kid was too pure for this world. He deserved a better grandpa.

Prime's voice, which was a lot more annoying, brokes my train of thought "This place totalllyyy might blow up by the way! Here'sssss a buncha countdowns!" A bunch of numbers appeared "One of them is probably accurate…"

Morty's eyebrows furrowed, I couldn't take him seriously when he was angry, he made this little face! "Well, I'm leaving!" He went in the spaceship. Well fuck, what kind of grandpa would I be if I let him save them on his own? I went in the driver's seat "If you're going to do it at least do it right!" I chastised. Morty smiled "You'll help me save my moms!?" I scoffed "Whatever." I felt something wrap around me. I tensed up and saw Morty hugging me "Thanks Rick." I scoffed "It's nothing, okay?" He let me go and I flew over to help Space Beth.

[httpiastri]

Not the same anon but I BEG you for popstar! reader x paul

I feel like paul is a really cautious person?? Idk how to explain it but I don't see him as impulsive, he gives me the vibes that outside motorsport and sports in general he doesn't like to take risks. In Prema videos he's always more "contained " (idk if this is the word I'm looking for), while being playful and goofy.

But then miss popstar coming into his life like a hurricane, being the COMPLETE opposite!!! Impulsive, never ever thinking before speaking, that electric type of person and it driving him insaneeeeeeee

im loving this hype for the popstar!au, the anon who first suggested it should get a big forehead kiss 😚😚

but yes i agree!! like around certain people, when he's really comfortable, he seems like he can relax and let go a bit. like around dino he you know dances and stuff, and with karl he's always joking around. but even then, he's a lot more calm than most others !! and yes like you say, outside of racing, he seems more cautious. like if you watch videos of him on estonian shows, he's much more gentle. but he still has his personality, his playfulness and bubbly style shining through <33

i feel like he also would be cautious when meeting new people – especially if it's a girl, and especially if that girl happens to a popstar and also super cute. so around her, he's maybe not shy but more careful. and he even gets lowkey nervous when she's around, in a way where he just doesn't recognize himself? telling himself "mate get a grip???"

and then the reader being super extroverted, spontaneous, carefree… always saying exactly what she wants and not caring what anyone thinks. and god does he find it attractive!!!!

[sl1nkie]

finally listened to tmagp ep 8 I AM GOING INSANEEEEEEEE

FIRST OF ALL. this talker is, in vibes, REALLY similar to classic TMA statements. second of all. that tower is SO a reference or callback or metaphor or SOMETHING to the panopticon and if it isnt ill eat my fucking hat i promise yall that.

THIRD. GERRYYYYY MY BOY MY BABY MY DARLING <3 and gertrude too i guess :/

gertrude is absolutely not actually gerry's grandma, ill eat my other hat if she is. idk if her pretending to be his grandma like in TMA is an insane coincidence, red herring or a deliberate callback.

however wouldnt it be fucked up if gertrude somehow remembered TMA but gerry didnt :)

fourth! georgie namedrop!! shes still making a podcast fuck yeah, you go girl <3!

FIFTH. CECILIA WHY ARE YOU LOOKING INTO TIME TRAVEL :) also is this actually a favour to georgie (if so, what the fuck) or is she doing this for herself and for one reason or another lying abt it (if so, also what the fuck)

and finally this is the fucking worst/scariest ep so far for me since i do NOT fuck w/ liminal space shit & i hate it lol

[shesnake]

janet and rebrov's whole deal makes me crazy because what ARE they owed when they knew the risks and yet in the end they still went through unspeakable pain and it can't be their fault so who is there to answer to that? how do you conceptualize the fact that it might be no one's fault in the face of what they went through? like i'm just thinking about how janet and rebrov have been in this gig for forever and janet may have trusted her crew but archie tells her straight off that maybe she can't? not because they don't want to save her but because maybe they won't be able to. also what do you think of janet building the detonator and telling george that she's not ending the world because she's not the one pushing the button? janet's pov on time loops is so fascinating to me because she knows intimately the pain of going back and yet she doesn't minimize the personal pain of losing someone and having the power to stop their death. she removes herself from the responsibility of erasing thousands of lives in a similar way that wes removes herself from erasing janet's son. because in a way isn't that what the lazarus project will do anyway? i also have lots of thoughts on the way rebrov betrays shiv but ultimately it's all about the mental hoops everyone has to jump through to justify their actions and their pain, and what they do when they can't anymore, and who they choose to blame

yessss to all of that also yeah I talked a bit about how lazarus was kind of a forced family for all of them but Janet and Dennis are actually insaneeeeeeee in the way they did carve out their own family like the way they both develop their own contacts within other intelligence agencies because they don't know if they'll always be able to trust lazarus, the codes they decided together because they grew to never trust anyone except each other. their separation is interesting to me in that they both seem to want the same thing for extinction but they also have a child (watch utopia 2013 by dennis kelly) and Janet adopts the stay-at-home mum role which is ironically what she'd initially wanted just Not Like This. she's made a life for herself and her daughter (who is also loop conscious!! poor kid) where the resets can't hurt them too badly. I think her building the detonator and saying it's george's responsibility is like her and dennis separating tbh like Dennis is the detonator she technically has no control over but she certainly wouldn't mind if something exploded

[nerdyenby]

Green time :D I’m watching Sniff

Pregame

Sniff’s doing a fundraiser yall, be sure to stop by and show support

I love aers hat and makeup and outfit and everything so much you guys

She’s so stimmy today, love that for him <333

Sniff taking their adhd meds, winners pov time!!!

Nonbinary truthing Kirby, so real

Purple team dressing as purpled 😂😂😂

Lowkey overstimulated by Sniff’s overlay but we power through it

Noooo I need a PayPal account to donate :((

They wanna be Purpled so bad lol

Late sands my beloved

Rocket Spleef Rush

Gotg3 references in chat <333

I love rocket spleef

Sniff popping off :))

GREEN IS BUSTED WHAT???

PURPLED MVP!!

SNIFF 34th!!! Fist in air /pos!!

Early meltdown my beloved

TGTTOSAWAF

Purpled and Walli yelling are so roommates, I only learned they were roommates yesterday but it’s just so obvious /pos

Aww Sniff not finishing cliff was so rough

She’s popping off tho

Purpled and Walli dynamic duo fr

Gonna be honest I’m really missing bubbles because I haven’t watched Red or Walli before so I have no idea if Red’s just really quiet or if I can’t tell them apart or both

Purpled cheering on Scar as! he! should!!

These first two games went so fast, I swear

“We’re 36 points off of first” “Oh. We’re a’ight”

Team vocal stimming session my beloved <333

Walli calling Purpled “Purp” :((

Parkour Warrior

In case I haven’t said it yet, Purpled is a freaking superb igl

Oh Shadoune going through it :(

Purpled and Sniff teams are always such high school art class vibe and Walli being there just turns it up to 11

I know “Wallibear” is his name but it just sounds like a pet name when Purpled says it to me

SNIFF FIRST-TRYING THE HEAD HITTERS??? THATS MY STREAMER!!

I’m gonna need sniff to stop being so hard on themself, you’re doing great king <33

1ST!!! $100 to Asian American legal fund!!!

Them getting dunked and clumping in a corner and saying they’re an octopus my beloved

Parkour Tag

This event has gone so fast 😭😭😭

SNIFF SURVIVOR!!!!

“I pledge allegiance… to the green geckos” so true

That fakeout lmao

“Watch out watch out” Red I’m sorry but that is the least helpful comm possible 😂

We love the assigned decisive person in the friend group (aka Red)

Purpled just freaking toying with RyGuy oh my god

Purpled hyping Sniff up <333

YESSSSSS

Sniff dub!! And their team hyping xem up <333

Don’t underestimate red team!! I’m calling some combination of green, red, and yellow in db

Purpled motivational speech based!!!

Grid Runners

Best game time :))

“You didn’t wanna participate in the group piss, you hate us” Sniff and Purpled are so funny together

THAT CANAL RUN HOLY

Purpled’s comms on that sculpture we’re so good holy crap

“Uppies” is so… /pos

Uppies my beloved!!!

They KILLED that bridge!!!

Purpled is such a good team leader/hypeman ;-;

Yes!!! Hype yourself up too, my man!!!

Oh no H….

“Who else uppies?” REAL

Oh blue’s chances are gone, not completing grid is a death sentence :(

Another $100 to Asian people!!! We win these!!! (I’m not Asian but we stan charity :))

GREEN INSANEEEEEEEE

SNIFF 23RD!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /pos

The coin differential is terrifying

“What are we throwing?” “Not the game, I’ll tell you that much” so true Purpled!!

Meltdown

Red is an absolute clown /pos

They’re so busted you guys

“It melts down real fast, heh, meltdown” real

THEYRE INSANE!!!

Sniff is too powerful when he remembers to take her meds

Purpled running around screaming his head off my beloved

HOLY HELL PURPLED IS INSANE!!!

“I don’t wanna shoot Scott, he’ll say I’m homophobic” “I’ll vouch for you, I’ll say you aren’t” Sniff and Purpled <333

That was so freaking surreal

MORE MONEY FOR ASIAN AMERICANS!!!!<333

Gonna write an apology letter for my predictions placing them so low, I thought they were a 4th place team but all these teams are so balanced I ended up bumping them down

Red and Sniff whispering encouragement to each other when they’re in the same call

The queerness leaving Sniff’s body as they send their gayness to purpled so he can destroy in pride 23

Survival Games

They’re wild

How does Purpled have a stack of arrows????

That airdrop was rigged lmao

That was so chaotic but they handled it so well

Red popping off!!

Nah man, sands is the way to go

Sands of Time

Hell yeah :))

They’re so chill I love them <333

Sniff is such a good sandkeeper, they’re sweeping the room and killing all the mobs, it’s so satisfying

It looked right at the green vault 😭😭😭

First out, rip

3k is plenty good, they might lose first but I think they still got it

They’re safe :))

SIX MF THOUSAND???????

RED AND GREEN, WHO CALLED IT????

Don’t look at my prediction post, I was a different man five hours ago, I called red and green in the first half :))

Dodgebolt

Lowkey rooting for red because diversity win but also gay people and charity so I’m happy whatever happens :D

CAP 1v3!!!

Ah this is so nerve wracking

Sniff gotem!!

Nooooooo Ollie 😭😭😭

Jojo v Purpled this is a nail-biter

Congrats red!!! Massive L to English speakers everywhere!!!

Purpled saying it’s sick that the Spanish team won and he hopes to see more multilingual teams in the future <333

This was such a good team, it was so freaking great

Walli might have the best opening score since season one actually, lemme check that

“Doesn’t it suck when you’re the best” Sniff 😂

This event went so fast, this was an amazing team :))

[yiangchen]

unpopular opinion, but i don’t really care that the variants exist. i just think it’s annoying that just like with midnights, there probably won’t ever be a complete edition of tortured poets. i don’t understand why she doesn’t eventually release vinyls, cds, an album on streaming, etc that include all the songs. that’s what drives me insaneeeeeeee.

[soul-plant]

Diary Entry. Monday, July 29th.

I have definitely been doing some work, like I can't discount the progress I have made!

But the past couple of weeks have been rough. I felt so great after my last therapy session and then it somehow went IMMEDIATELY downhill after that. I went to the river and pretty much right after i arrived is when a creepy man started talking to me. No lie, he literally asked me, "do you come down here often?" Like?? Leave me alone?! Anyway I've been spending alot of time with L.

Reasons being, that I actually like him now, and he seems kinda lonely I can't lie. In my head of course I'm thinking, "I can fix him.." but like?? I can!!

Lord have mecy... She never stops.

I know he's just a baby deep down. I wonder if his mom ever played with his hair like he likes me to. He just laid his head on my knee the other night and let me brush his hair for hours. I couldn't help myself and I went over again last night and just sat there fror a couple hours scratching his scalp and running my fingers through his hair. His little silver strands are so cute, and the way he plays with his lil cat is the sweetest thing ever. Patches is his favorite of his three cats, & now I wonder if she was his Mother's favorite as well.

I think I'm a crazy person. I mean, obviously.

But no one has really ever made me feel like the way I feel for this guy. I've kinda been obsessed with him since I met him over five years ago. He's always been really cool and somehow he's still the coolest?? But he's a mess.. I'm a mess.

I can't help being an absolute fuckhead and thinking to myself, like what if I could be Mommy.. and he could be Daddy.. Would that be the craziest thing? We both have something so serious in common. He opened up to me a little bit more the other night when he was letting me mess up hair and brush it out again. He told me a lil bit about Afganistan and his feelings and stuff. I could have stayed all night honestly. He's always been such a yappy boy, he just needs someone to actually listen. Am I literally a crazy girl? Well yes, I think so,, but she's always been silly and soft in the head.

L is actually such a sweetie now, like he's definitely a different person. But I love that he's still the same ol guy. Now that I'm thinking about it, I think I remember he liked it when I scratched his head a long time ago after we first met (and hooked up immediately). I remember trying to pillow talk, asking about his scar. Silly girl, at the time she didn't really know who she was talking to. I wanna know more, like I wanna know everything about him. I kinda wanna know everything about his mom. Is that weird? Is that creepy?

I am literally insane like I'm laughing to myself and smhing rn.

But for real, he was being so cute when we were all hanging out at the river, talking about the desert being so fucking hot. Asking me to put sunscreen on his back. Like?? How am I not gonna be obsessed with him?? Just something about a father lmao. He literally has two kids....... I knew about the first one, the lil boy. But a few months ago he mentioned he has a number two! I'm like????? Jesus Christ it just makes him hotter to me, I am literally insaneeeeeeee I am a crazy girl I'm starting to get feral. Real quick reminder that he's just an angry hurt baby and he slashed his ex's tires... Thank God we can all laugh about it now but damn. Ugh I have to get ready for work sos.

[maipareshaan]

Okay i laugh bcz its so ridiculous but this is like so sad and sick but just the delusion is just wow, okay so i am so confused about the timelines but i think the threesome attempt happened after she filed the case and dropped it and has a no contact order going on, during this no contact order she goes to Nader and Deedee's place to fuck him, he hides her phone, she mentions this twice and says he's so possessive, ma'am MA'AM he could go to jail if you take a picture or say something, this is why he is hiding your phone my god then she's like 'i am drunk and sick but he grabs my arm and pushes me to the bed where Deedee is waiting he's so possessive he doesn't do that with Deedee', how is that possessive? He's using force to initiate a sexual fantasy he knows you'll hate and knows you are drunk. Like girl there is a factor of claiming and want that comes with it, how are you using this word in whatever romantic fuckery for him when it doesn't even fit my god, like its not her fault how messed up she was to even buy that Nader and Deedee were platonic its truly amazing like 1000s of people were telling her and she couldn't see it but also she's aware about how hard it is for her to see the truth, like she knows the red flags, but he tells her he loves her and treats her like shit and she thinks he just needs to get fixed by her, my god.

No this is so crazy that the voice message got released, like everything she said got confirmed bcz of it, Deedee and Nader got completely outed as using her and lying to her just straight up gaslighting her plus Deedee acknowledges she was so drunk, like she mentions how drunk she was and how she feels its wrong cuz she's so drunk.

Insaneeeeeeee.

Omg also Chantel is talking about how Deedee was behaving jealous about Chantal being there you know in her home, saying she will tell the harem that Chantal is here aka the chat consisting of idek their bdsm club? The trolls? Idk. Then she says Deedee says 'you won't talk to me like you talk to her'.

Its so fucked up.

I am so obsessed.

[storge]

I didn’t do it for myself. Don’t blame me. Fine. I don’t blame you. I didn’t stop you. I’m just worried about you. I can’t forgive myself if you get hurt.

Love like the Galaxy 1.40

[t1erradelfuego]

dang haha thats crazy anyways.

[evilkitten3]

#i know its only like 2 months old but. classic post ty <3#ALSO that exerpt from the sakura novel where she meets ino in the store and they catch up or ehatever#and the narration literally says unprompted 'if sakura was a man and ino a woman they would he married' or smth.#insane thing to say. kishimoto come back here. why would you say that what is the. heterosexual explanation

THAT LINE DROVE ME INSANEEEEEEEE

(having said that, it wasn't from sakura hiden: love riding the spring breeze, it was from konoha hiden: the perfect day for a wedding, and the reason i bring this up is bc it wasn't written by kishimoto, it was written by hinata shou, who also wrote konoha shinden: steam ninja scrolls, in which kakashi and gai go on vacation together, so he's done this multiple times????)

look at that. what the fuck. just let them kiss already

genuinely my belief that ino was never really interested in sasuke and actually liked sakura the whole time is so deeply embedded in me that every time i read a fic where ino is just as sasuke-crazy as sakura, i have to remind myself that. technically that is the case

[waitingforminjae]

living w my mom is insane mostly bc she just fucking makes shit up all the time and believes it like i will never ever forget my mom going on and on for months in 2013 abt how gerard way had cancer (that his dad also had) and almost died. like she referenced this so casually like it was fact - off hand or specifically or randomly, like she mentioned it all the time. then one day we were watching a mcr concert on tv and him and mikey were doing their song cancer, and i mentioned how that must've been especially touching for them and she was like "what do u mean" and i was like well didn't gerard way have cancer like their father? and she looked at me like i'd grown a third head.

or my other favorite, which is that lee dongwook and yoo inna are married, and that nana and the comedian jaeho (i think that's his name?) are married.