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that-one-guy-who-does-the-thing · 5 months ago

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steven is in the sans pose hahahaha ok low hanging fruit was picked time to start shaking the tree

GREEN THING GETS A SOLO IN THE THEME SONG YAAAAAYYYYY

BATHROOM TUB MAGIC

awww the pearl artist duo I REMEMBER YOUUUU <:O)

amethyst would be a super super cool professor omg

are they talking about spinel or jasper or that little bug or some new character

it's jasper

awww jasper looks so happy that steSTEVEN THREW A PUNCH?????????????????

pink steven back?

SHES HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! oh.

awww this is CUTE SO FAR!!!!!!

i can see this becoming a "gems are taking our jobs we must get rid of them" or "humans dont do jobs as good as us so we must replace them" sort of route with all this 'perfection' talk. good for you for getting the job but im scared. i mean they showed BLOOD in the movie. that means this is for grownups!

uhhhh steven? you can't uh. you can't . control whjat people want to do with their lives ., even though youve been sorta doing that the whole show this is like, different.

THIS SERIES WILL BE ABOUT STEVEN'S UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH HELPING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

steven please stop randomly sprinkling sonic the hedgehog-esque inflections into your speech

ONION

oouuuggggg human zoo people are learning unhealthy coping mechanisms

FAMETHYSTS!!!!!!!!!

MANY MOTHERS

sisters*

awww steven the doctor!

WHITE PEARL (not white baby. this is different)

ohhhh its not about his obsession with helping people its about him bottling up past trauma :D :o| :O(

HER NAME IS VOLLEYBALL

"are you here to compete" is really thematically relevant isnt it. man they sure do love their foreshadowing on this show

DOUBLE PEARL wow they bonded fucking fast

BRITISH (she was british before but somehow shes more now)

SHORT HAIR GREG also the trope where its like a reformed villain and then it turns out theyre not reformed and the one and only one character who thought they were still evil was right

hey so, like, is it just me or did them having greg held up there feel really, not that dangerous? like after all the stuff we've seen that was just, really not all that bad?

ONION AND STEVEN PEARL FUSION IS BACK YAAAY!

raimbow............... <:o)

SUNSTONEEEE

yo why do the fusions have weird fourth wall abilities

STEVEB TAG

STEEEEVE FUUUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLLLYYYYY FGFUUUUUUCKKKK GARNET W GARNET W SPLITTING TO TAG STEVEN GENIUS GENIUS

why was i more invested in steven tag than the movie.......

awww updating the game... yay <:o)

BLUE BIRD I MISSED YOUUU (you didnt really do much for a while there)

MORE OF THEM

lapis is really big

ohh... steven isn't adapting well to change...

steven and lars being good pals is so sweet...... it's like,... idk seeing them get along so well and actually understand each other and talk normal as adults is so sweet. FUCK! LARS BEING UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS IN SU PROPER HAD A PURPOSE! IT MAKES HIM SO LIKEABLE NOW! JUST LIKE THE FUCKING HISTORICAL PLAY FROM THAT ONE EPISODE! HIS FLAWS MADE HIM BETTER! FUCK!

hey i just had a thought. does steven have that shit in his eyes that makes it so lights appear as streaks and thats why the bgs are stylized like that or is it just like that to look cool

is cactus steven gonna fuck up the rest of the plants and its like a metaphor for him trying too hard or something

sigh.... steven...........

oh my god. is. are the title card and credits visuals foreshadowing steven leaving beach city..? is... is he gonna move on too by the end of this..?

GREEEEN THIIIING !!!!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE THING!!!!!!!!!!!

the meta commentary/.................

this show is making me want to connect with my friends

wait...... where has conn-oh there she is

wait steven is 16? i thought future was a few years after the movie

CUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!

steven and connie are so different... but combined, theyre the same as they were when they first came together <:,3

and theyre so. cute

hi onion

CUUUUUTE

DO NOT ASK HER TO DO THAT

wait theyre being too positive about this its not gonna work also hes only 16

aw, steven...... also W garnet as always

connie's mom W

steven's dad W

that intro is. certainly something after so many episodes of depressed steven

GRANDPAPPIES!!!!!

no..... dads van.....

grrrbhyjgghhhj steven......

JASPER

NO STOP BEING A BAD INFLUENCE

well..... channeling anger into something instead of someone is.. good i guess

.,,,how long has he been hanging with jasper????

THREE DAYS>!>>?????

JASPER!???!?!??

NONONONONONO DONT CALL HIM THAT

WELCOME BACK MICKEY MOUSE

oh steven...

ok look im really emotional about steven's present state you can NOT be saying "long time no see" in that weird sonic the hedgehog inflection buddy come on a little on the nose there

oh god is he corrupted.....

white: WAAAAHHHH ITS MY FAAAUUUULT connie: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS

first tear shed on this show...... i got close a few times but this time it finally escaped me

i love you steven

good luck steven

god DAMN IT THE SHOW WHERE PEOPLE CRY ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS MADE ME CRY FROM HAVING FEELINGS FUCK YOU

watching steven universe for the first time. still on season 1. im noticing over half of the episodes are like... it's like regular show in that the first like half of the episode is relatively normal and kind of slice of life??? or at the very least just kind of stuff happening, and then after that shit picks up to a thousand, but unlike regular show it's taken super seriously and oftentimes what feels like act 3 movie character development happens out of nowhere. like idk some of these episodes have moments that would feel more deserved if there was more buildup or if it was part of like a multi-part special or something.

but other episodes are more like early adventure time. i cannot explain why

#long post #steven universe spoilers #steven universe future spoilers

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2dmenenthusiast · 4 years ago

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I can't remember if I sent this to you already but could I request headcanons for aizawa, hizashi and Toshinori finding their s/o that has a chipmunk quirk that makes her fall into hibernation when it's too cold (kinda like tsu) but when the guys find her with her heart rate low and her breathing shallow maybe they freak a little bc she didn't tell them about that part of her quirk yet

omggggg this idea is literally so cute I got so excited when I first read it. Also thank you love for comin through with the requests, I really appreciate it! <3 I also hella struggled cuz like, what can someone with a chipmunk quirk do? Stuff their cheeks? Climb up trees? Also I legit forgot what a chipmunk even looked like I had to look it up lmaoooo im so dumb it hurts

Aizawa is an intimidating fella, okay

So when you first told him about your quirk, you were lowkey embarrassed?

Like, here’s this grown-ass man with a badass quirk who is more than capable of taking down villains and defending himself, and here you are just-

🐿️

But you know what’s great about this man? He couldn’t give less of a shit about your quirk or anything like that. He strikes me as the type to care more about personality than anything else

concealing your quirk is fairly easy. People probably wouldn’t even know you had one if it wasn’t for the small fluffy ears popping out of the top of your head, and even then you could just cover them with a hat

But that doesn’t mean you don’t experience the effects of your own quirk just because it’s subtle

You have a mutant type quirk, so you experience certain things that actual chipmunks do

Sometimes you won’t even notice that you’re stuffing your cheeks to full capacity with whatever you’re eating before Aizawa has to cut you off and just be like

“y/n. Chew.”

Or when you’re rushing, you’re usually going so fast that Aizawa can barely even see you zooming from room to room

you can also get kinda skittish at times, your ears twitching whenever you hear a noise that sounds weird or out of place, and you’ll just look at Aizawa with wide eyes until he checks out what made a noise that he could barely hear

“y/n, it was just some kids outside.”

“Oh... sorry, Sho.”

he wants to be frustrated, but he knows it’s not your fault. And honestly? He finds you so cute that he can’t really stay mad at you

So he’ll just let out a huff before patting your head lovingly, grazing his fingers over your ears (Which he KNOWS are sensitive, that asshole)

Experiencing long periods of deep sleep is also a thing. You wouldn’t call it hibernation cuz you still have to do normal, everyday things, but there are times during the winter where you’ll sleep for a few days in a row and only get up to go to the bathroom or eat

And since you can’t actually burrow into the floor of your home, you usually make a blanket fort in the corner of your bedroom and stuff all of the pillows and blankets you can in there until it’s nice and warm, ready for you to bury yourself in

and you might’ve left that little part of your quirk out when you moved in together. whoops

So when Shouta comes home and sees the living room couch void of all of its pillows, he’s not expecting to walk into your shared bedroom and see you curled up in a blanket fort

he’s a bit curious at first, just kinda looking at you like “All right, I guess this is normal?”

and he’ll crouch down and kinda examine you for a bit before he eventually wonders if you’re even breathing? You’re burried under blankets, so he can’t really see your chest moving

eventually he’ll check and see that your breathing is abnormally slow and he kinda just... pauses and checks again to make sure he’s not going crazy.

and he wont deny that he kinda freaks out at first, his immediate thought being that he needs to get you out of there, but the second he grabs the blankets to pull them off of you he’s like wait... hold up.

then it all clicks

you’re a mutant with a chipmunk quirk...

c h i p m u n k

safe to say he’s relieved, so he just lets you be and goes about his day.

When you wake up a few hours later to go to the bathroom, you come out of the bedroom with your clothes practically on backwards, rubbing at your eyes and stumbling past Aizawa like he’s not even there. And when you’re done, it’s right back to sleep you go

“Back to bed?” Aizawa would ask as he watches you with an amused smirk on his face

“Mhm.”

“Okay. Goodnight, y/n”

“Mm’night.

Listen, when he first heard of your quirk, he thought it was the cutest shit ever

“Your quirk is Chipmunk?! That’s SOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUTE!”

No he’s legit your number one hype man. If you think your quirk is lame, he’s literally shouting at you how cool he thinks you are.

“You can stuff so much food in your mouth, y/n! And that’s pretty dope if you ask me! I’m totally jealous!”

speaking of food, he’ll just randomly ask you to shove as much as you can of one thing in your cheeks until they’re at full capacity.

“Hey y/n, think you can shove this whole pack of jumbo marshmallows in your cheeks?”

“But... I just bought those :(”

“I’ll buy you more, LET’S DO THIS!!!”

also asks you the dumbest questions omg. You don’t know if he’s genuinely curious or if he’s just doing it to piss you off

“So do you just eat nuts all day?”

“You’ve seen me eat, Hizashi. No.”

“Do you prefer to sleep in trees?”

“That would be extremely uncomfortable.”

“Ooh you’d probably be great frieds with Kamui Woods then.”

“Did you not hear what I just said?”

He also REALLY likes your ears. Like an unhealthy amount? Whenever you’re around he literally wont stop touching them and even tugs on them playfully until you’re swatting at his hands and telling him to go away

He can’t help that they’re so cute :(

so on a particuallry cold day in winter when he has to go to work at the school, he leaves your home while you’re sleeping, only to come home hours later to find you... still sleeping?

You haven’t moved an inch the entire time he’s been gone, so needless to say, he’s a litle concerned.

and when he checks to see if you’re still alive only to discover your heart rate is super slow, he’s A LOT concerned

His brain just goes to the most dramatic thing he can think of, which is that you’re in some weird coma and need to wake up

so rather than, i dont know, gently shaking you awake like a normal person, he grabs you buy your shoulders and starts shaking you violently while shouting your name loud as fuck

“Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!”

you literally wake up so violently, you sit right up and shove him off of you before asking what’s wrong with him, pretty sure you’ve officially gone deaf

He then explains that he thought you were in a coma or something cuz your heartbeat was so slow, and at that point you just roll your eyes because of course he would come up with this ridiculous conclusion

“Hizashi, my quirk is chipmunk and it’s a mutation quirk.”

He doesn’t even get what you’re getting at, just tilting his head in confusion as he squints at you.

“What do chipmunks do in the winter, babe?”

Cue more confused squinting

“Oh my god, they hibernate, you headass.”

it finally clicks and the look on his face makes it seem like he just learned the secret of the universe, and afterwards he’s going on about how cool that is while you just roll your eyes and lay back down to try and go back to sleep, bringing the blanket over your head to try and drown him out

He eventually gets the hint and leaves, but after a while, you kinda feel bad for blowing up on him. He was just concerned and didn’t fully understand your quirk

so letting out a huff, you pull the blanket down and call out his name, to which he immediately runs to you at the sound of, asking you what you need

you just wordlessly lift up the blanket to expose the empty side of the bed, and oh boy, the size of the grin he gets on his face is unmatched

immediately throws off his hero costume so that you can both be comfortable and jumps into bed with you, holding you impossibly close

you fall asleep in a matter of minutes while he just looks at you fondly, hand soothingly rubbing your back.

Just like the other two, he finds you incredibly cute. Like mans is in love, okay?

everytime he sees your little ears twitch, he just gets the strongest urge to touch them, but he never does without your consent becuase he knows how sensitive they are.

“Uh... y/n, do you mind if I... touched your ears?”

Baby probably feels so awkward asking ugh PLEASE REASSURE HIM

“Oh? Yeah, of course, Toshi. Knock yourself out.”

oooh he’s excited. He’ll be super gentle about it, just lightly grazing them with his fingers before gently rubbing them between his thumb and forefinger

and at that point you’re littlerally melting, practically falling into him because him caressing your ears like this feels absolutely amazing

When he sees how it’s affecting you, he immediately becomes a blushing mess and apologizes, but you just hug him and tell him it’s okay and that you liked it

yeah he definitely rubs your ears whenever you’re feeling stressed or anxious because it’s become a quick way to relax you

only when he does it though. If anyone else randomly touches your ears, you get kinda uncomfortable

Just because they don’t look human doesn’t mean they still weren’t a part of you, dammit

Anyways, one day when you’re waiting for Toshi to come back home, you’ve got yourself wrapped up like a burrito in your blanket, sitting on the couch as you watched tv

it had been snowing all day, but luckily Toshinori had turned up the thermostat before he left, remembering how you mentioned that you’re not a huge fan of the cold

unfortunately for you, the harsh weather had no trouble taking out the power, leaving you in the dark and the cold

it didn’t take long for the cold to start seeping in through the cracks in the windows, and you quickly began to grow tired before you inevitibly passed out on the couch, still wrapped tightly in your blanket

When Toshi gets home and sees you on the couch, his first reaction is “aw, how cute.”

but then when he comes up to you and starts calling out your name to try and wake you up and you just won’t, and then he notices how much your breathing has slowed down, he quickly growns concerened.

He’s not in full panic mode yet, but he’s getting there, and he’s quick to crouch down to your level and grab your shoulders to start shaking you to wake you up

which you do, blinking groggily at him like you weren’t just in full hibernation mode

“Oh... Hey, Toshi,” you mumble, and you reach up to wrap your arms around his neck to pull him down so that you can nuzzle yourself into his warm chest

He’s not able to ask you about what happened to you before you’ve already fallen back asleep, and when the power comes back on a few minutes later, he does a quick google search on chipmunks and mutant quirks before putting two and two together

Now he’s thinking of all the ways he could make you something to burrow into during those especially cold winters

#mha headcanons #mha x reader #all might headcanons #toshinori headcanons #toshinori x reader #aizawa headcanons #shouta aizawa x reader #present mic headcanons #present mic x reader #hizashi yamada x reader #bnha headcanons #eraserhead headcanons #eraserhead x reader #request #ask

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lucialovewriting · 5 years ago

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BLOOD WITCH_THE SCRIPT

BLOOD WITCH is a sort of vampire with a talk show. She sustains herself through an unholy practice of skinning celebrity faces off and installing them seamlessly over the congealed dark matter that is her true form.

{(Blood Witch currently looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but with glittering black eyes.)}

These are transcripts from an episode of the BLOOD WITCH (BW) talk show with special guest FORREST GUMP (FG) {(They both sit politely, facing each other in softly lit cream colored leather recliners between potted peace lilies decorated with plastic flamingo inserts.)} TAPED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE

BW So Forrest, I hear you have some famous things to say about life.

FG {(Hands folded politely in lap)} That's true Blood Witch. As I always say, Life is like a box of-

BW Yeah Yeah, we know. A bag of meow meow.

FG No, a box of-

BW Hey, whatever. TELL US! What's your deal? You smell so alive.

FG Well gosh, I was trying to say that life presents you with precious moments full of spontaneity and joy.

{(Blood Which makes the jerk off hand motion while the crowd goes AWWWWW)}

Or all sortsa pain, and unforeseeable confusion. The only thing you can do is savor it all by accepting each experience for what it is.

BW MMMM, such a sweet pair of eyes. Great. Some people still think you're a hero for that way you ran a really long time? They're very old and forgetful now. Tell them about that again.

FG I just felt like running.

{(AUDIENCE CLAPS FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. CONFETTI BLASTS FROM THE CEILING. A PARADE OF CHILDREN IN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK SWAG RIDE SMALL DONKEYS FROM BACK STAGE, TRUMPETING THROUGH THE APPLAUDING AUDIENCE, HANDING EVERYONE GREEN ICE CREAM CONES WITH THE MONSTER ‘M’ STAMPED INTO EACH CONE.)}

BW {(Looking slyly off stage to where she knows a “greenroom" is located.)} So what you're saying is that you're super into Phish, you’re taking meow meow all the time with your beardo Marxist friends, and you have no love for the New Beyonce. You probably think she's not even a feminist -

FG {(Clearly Upset)} Now wait a minute. I did not SAY that! She is WONDERFUL gyrating on that black and white beach.

And - - - And you're eyes are really creeping me out. I can't tell where you're looking, please, stop.

BW {(Smiling and setting up the camera on her phone)} OOOO, Don't sweat, it'll ruin your stage makeup. Talk about your love life now -- Wait! Let me take a picture of you mad, then another of you happy, and post them side by side.

{(Gets up very close to Forrest for an up-nostril shot)}

Ha! So versatile, wow. Cuuuuuuute!

FG You done?

BW Two sec-onds…. Yup

FG. {(Pushing camera and Witch away, and settling once more)} Well ok, my love life... I think I ran to put the past behind me. It wasn't working out between us... There was so much love. Gosh I've never felt so much for another person. But she didn’t want me to love her. Maybe fear got in the way? I don’t know but I still imagine what married life would be like for us.

BW {(Looking at photos just taken)} YaYaYa, heard That. Do you like to party? I've got some meow meow in the green room.

FG Meow meow… What's this, some Hollywood game? I feel like you aren't taking my art seriously.

BW It's fun you'll really like it.

FG Now you WAIT A MINUTE, I have an innocent character!

BW {(Deep sigh, and a soulful understanding face.)} Dear. I've lived for ALL OF TIME, and your platitudinous vomit pool of a character has aged about 20 years by now - it just gets tiring, listening to you. Taking it seriously? I interviewed Massoud about Bin Laden’s porn stash, Werner Herzog about Kinski’s philanthropic career, David Herzog about how no one knows who he is... I've interviewed Vlad the Impailer, Rihanna, Louis CK, all about their strange addictions to eating hair. Every Spice Girl in the back of a Greyhound Bus while speeding through a burning field, Maurice Ravel on a garden swing, Hunter S. Thompson in a ballgown. Everyone and anyone noteworthy. Are you bored now too? There's more! More simple tricks. More special feelings. And how dooo they use the power... All the same realizations. Over and over.

{(CROWD HISSES LIKE A PACK OF ANGRY CATS. THEY THROW THEIR LEFT OVER ICE CREAM AT THE STAGE. FORREST STARTS TO CRY QUIETLY. THEY BOTH FLINCH OCCASIONALLY WHEN HIT WITH SPRINKLES.)}

You've got to party now. It'll help us both forget how old we are. Come on, it'll be nice to let loose, just you and me.

{(BLOOD WITCH CARESSES FORREST'S THIGH, THEN SLOWLY RAISES HER HAND TO WIPE HIS TEARS AWAY.)}

FG I guess I'll try anything once - forgetting is nice sometimes.

BW That's great! Let me run and get my knife set, and I'll meet you in the back.

FG{(Gets up and walks off stage looking defeated. Loud metal clanging is heard coming from his new location out of view.)} Hey, this is a real funny green room. looks like a... bird cage. Can someone come get me outta here? It's cold away from the set lights. I don't like it... Hello?

BW{(Still on stage, standing with arms held out to the audience)} Ladies and gentlemen, that was Forrest Gump! Big round of applause. Stay tuned for next week, where I'll be hosting the show as Forrest Gump.

{(CHEERING, WHISTLING, STAMPING AUDIENCE)}

FG{(Feeling around the floor and walls of what he realizes is a dark cage with a love seat pushed against the bars he unwittingly walked into)} There's plastic on everything…

{(ONE WOMAN FROM THE AUDIENCE GETS UP, AND HUGGING THE WALL, SNEAKS AWAY TO THE GREEN ROOM AREA WHILE EVERYONE IS CHEERING)}

Woman{(Appearing at the bars of Forrest’s cage)} Forrest, I'm going to get you out of here, please don’t panic. I'm so sorry, this is horrible.

FG You're a real kind lady... But it's too late. I'm toast.

Woman No, not now! Not like this!! - Here, take these glasses. They'll give you the power to wrestle like a champion. When Blood Witch comes back, she'll step in the cage and try to eat your face, but you’ll be ready to fight her with these.

{(WOMAN HANDS FORREST THE GLASSES FROM THEY LIVE THROUGH THE BARS OF THE CAGE, AND SMILES WARMLY AS HE CLUTCHES THEM TO HIS HEART. REALLY THEY’RE RAY BANS. IT’S DARK BACK THERE AND BLOOD WITCH DIDN’T HAVE A FACE TO BEGIN WITH)}

FG Now that is TOO much!

Woman It's true, that's why she looks like Ellen Degeneres now.

FG How do you know all this?

Woman {(Pulls back blonde hair to reveal a scar running around the circumference of her face)}

FG Ellen?

Woman Yes Forrest. It's too late for me, my face is unrecognizable. But you can save the rest of the celebrities by defeating that monster tonight.

{(Woman slips away vanishing into the surrounding shadows)}

FG Ok Ellen, I won't let you down.

{(BLOOD WITCH ENTERS, COVERED IN A SUIT OF JANGLING KNIVES, HUMMING GIDDILY)}

BW Ha. You're mine. I will wear your face. Haha. Watch me do a little dance. As I enter the ring I will blind you with magic. Put your faceless head in a bag of hungry rats. Ha. Damn. I’m bored all the time.

FG Not so fast Blood Witch!

{(FORREST PUTS THE GLASSES ON. HE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING BUT KNIFE GLINTS)}

BW Ha. Ha again. I'm covered in knives. Obey lol

FG No way - I fought in 'Nam!

{(THE TWO SQUARE OFF IN THE CAGE. TIME STANDS STILL. BLOOD WITCH MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, THROWS A PUNCH, IT SOUNDS LIKE CLASSIC CELERY FOLEY. FORREST DEFLECTS, BENDS HER ARM BACK. SHE KICKS FREE. THEY LOCK, SCRAP FURRIOUSLY. FINALLY, BLOOD SMEARED EVERYWHERE, THE TWO LAY WAISTED AND PANTING. BOTH ARE EXHAUSTED IN A STALEMATE.)}

BW You know, that was kinda hot Forrest. Who makes those glasses?

FG They were a gift.

BW I’m going to let you go but... It'd be great to see you again sometime?

FG Oh. Um. Certainly, Blood. Can I call you -

BW Sure honey.

{(BLOOD WITCH turns her back on FORREST to open the cage. In that moment he rushes for a knife loosened from the suit, and slices into her exposed neck)}

BW Bitch! {(She disappears in a puff of bats, and Ellen's face falls on the ground with a soft thud)}

FG I have a feeling this isn’t the end.

{(FORREST WALKS BACK ON STAGE SO AS TO EXIT THROUGH THE ABANDONED THEATRE BACK BY WAY OF THE AUDIENCE ENTRANCE. HE PASSES BY A DOZING SECURITY GUARD, AND EXITS TO THE STREET. ON THE STREET HE WALKS TO THE END OF THE BLOCK WHERE HE ASKES A KITCHEN WORKER ON BREAK FOR A LOOSE CIGARETTE. HE SMOKES IT AND WALKS BENEATH A SERIES OF STREET LIGHTS. A MOTHER SHIELDS HER CHILDREN FROM HIM, AS HE NOW LOOKS HORRIFIC AND KINDA COOL, BUT DEFINITELY WET WITH BLOOD. EVENTUALLY HE FINDS A PARK BENCH TO SIT DOWN ON. HE STARES INTO THE MIDDLE DISTANCE.)}

Writer’s note: I created this script to be realized through animation in 2014 - hence the dated Beyoncé reference and the mention of meow meow which was something people were afraid of for about six months of that year. I exhumed this iconic portrait of struggle from my phone’s notes this Halloween for its paranoiac charm, and because I didn’t feel like leaving the house, or working on anything logical. In hindsight I realize casting Ellen Degeneris as a face stealing vampire who is also simultaneously trying to perform kindness upon celebrities that dabbled in shameful wars was quite prescient, as the Ellen who is with us now has befriended George Bush (who is a bit like Forrest Gump) and pretended to be Cardi B on the toxic positivity show. Which of my scathingly accurate predictions will short circuit the deep state next?

#blood #witch #ellen degeneres #ellenshow #talk show #vampire #face eating #horror #absurdity #forrest gump #america #nihilism

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haabooski-blog · 7 years ago

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Cute dogs and cute boys

Hi all! Welcome to my first fic! I hope its okay :)

Plot: Y/N is finally going to meet their older brother’s friends, but she keeps getting sidetracked - first by a missing Tyler, then by a really cute dog, then by an even cuter boy...

Warnings: Some swearing, and an overenthusiastic doggo :)

Word count: 1315

Pairings: Ethan/Reader, Tyler/Sister!Reader

‘Oh shit.’

Typical. Just typical. You finally meet up with your brother Tyler, and plans to meet his friends are finally going as organised, and you’ve bloody lost him. In the middle of the damn street.

You stand on your toes, peering around absorbed shoppers and buskers in the hopes of catching a glance of your ridiculously tall, curly-haired, beanie-wearing brother, but he’s nowhere in sight.

You pull out your phone to see if he’s texted you, but the only notification is from the Facebook group chat you have with him and his friends. One of them, Mark, texted, ‘be there in 5’.

You shoot Tyler a text. ‘Ummm, where’d u go??’ He calls back almost immediately, startling you so much you almost drop your phone. ‘Hey, Giant, where’d you disappear to?’

‘Hey, I turned around and you were gone,’ he chuckles. ‘I bumped into Ma-’

‘Oh. My. God.’

‘What? What? Y/N, are you okay?’

‘What? Oh yeah I’ve just seen a dog.’

You cross the road to say hello to the golden retriever tied outside the post office, smiling at your brother’s laughter.

‘Of course you did.’

‘Hey, little buddy.’ You get on your knees and hold out the hand that isn’t holding the phone. ‘It’s okay, I’m not gonna hurt you.’ But there’s really no need to be so gentle. As soon as the little guy sees that someone wants to say hello, he bounds over and throws himself on your lap, knocking you sideways. ‘Woah!’ Your phone gets knocked out of your hand and it skids across the ground, bumping into someone’s foot. They bend to pick it up.

‘Oh, sorry!’ You struggle to sit back up, but it’s difficult when there’s an over enthusiastic retriever sitting on you.

‘You alright there?’ Someone laughs. It’s the person who picked up your phone. The two of you combined manage to shift the dog off you. It takes some convincing, but he finally sits down beside you, and you’re finally able to look at the boy who is now handing your phone back to you.

Well, damn. There’s no way around it, he’s cute. His hair is a vibrant blue that beautifully compliments his blue eyes. His smile is the kindest and gentlest you’ve ever seen and for a moment, you’re struck dumb by the butterflies in your stomach. Trying to smile back without showing too many teeth, or looking like an idiot, you take your phone, which he’s holding out to you.

‘One sec,’ you say, before putting your phone up to your ear and cursing to yourself silently. Why the hell would he care? He’s got things to do! He’s got places to be!

‘T?’

‘Y/N, what the hell?’

‘Sorry sorry! The dog knocked my phone out of my hands. He’s really cute, his name is-’

You reach out for the tag on the dog’s collar but he keeps moving. The blue haired boy, now grinning, wraps his arms around the retriever to hold it still. You mouth a ‘thank you’ as you finally grab the tag and declare ‘His name is Orion! Oh that’s lovely. Give me two seconds.’

You put your phone on your lap and look at the cute boy, who’s stayed to pat the dog. ‘Thanks for giving my phone back,’ you smile. He grins back. ‘Anytime.’

At the same time, you both jump at the sound of a buzz. ‘Oh, that’s me,’ the boy says, pulling his phone out of his pocket. ‘Yeah?...Yeah I’m just across the street...Yeah I’ll be there in a sec.’

He hangs up and gets to his feet, smiling shyly. ‘Gotta go. See ya!’

Before you can say anything else, he’s jogged across the road and is gone. I’ll probably never see him again, you sigh, before putting your phone back to your ear.

‘Tyler?’

‘Would you stop this?’ He’s trying to sound angry, but you can hear the amusement in his voice. You decide to play along as you scan the shops for the cafe you and Tyler were going to meet his friends in. ‘Stop what?’

He groans. ‘Everything! Get over here - and you know what? Have some of your own medicine!’

‘What do you mean by that?’ You’ve spotted the cafe on the other ride of the road and begin to cross towards it.

‘Tyler?’

Nothing.

‘Tyler?’

Oh. Right.

The cafe is a few doors down. As you head towards it, you hear a voice coming from your phone - one that isn’t Tyler’s.

‘Oh my god, guys. Guysguysguys. I just met the cutest girl holy shit. She had these big gorgeous eyes and amazing sunglasses and the cutest star wars T-shirt.’

Confused, you come to a halt. You self-consciously adjust your sunglasses and glance down at your Star Wars shirt. Was he talking about you?

Almost instantly, you dismiss the possibility and push open the door of the cafe, still listening intently. There were plenty of girls far cuter than you with sunglasses and Star Wars shirts.

‘What was her name?’ You hear another voice through the phone.

‘I don’t know?’

‘Did you get her number?’

‘No!’

‘Shit, dude! What will we do with you?’

There’s a dramatic groan as you once again peer around people in attempts to spot your brother. ‘She was so cuuuuuuute!’

Oh! There he is! In the corner. His phone is on the table in front of him.

‘And she loves dogs! We met because she was patting a dog just now and it knocked her over and-’

‘Wait.’ That was Tyler’s voice - you’re close enough now to hear it coming straight from him. The two of you are frozen. You clap a hand over your mouth. A waiter has just moved and now you can see that one of the men sitting with Tyler is none other than the cute blue-haired boy! He has his face buried in his hands.

‘Y/N was just...oh, hey!’ Tyler looks up and sees you. The two men with him follow suit. One, with dark hair, smiles and waves a hand. The other, the one with blue hair dramatically lets his hands drop onto the table before looking up at you. His face lights up, making your heart skip a beat.

‘Wait a second…’ he looks at Tyler’s phone on the table, then at the phone in your hand, then at Tyler, then at you, still with your hand clapped over your mouth.

‘Oh my god.’

Tyler and the man who you assume is Mark burst into laughter at the two of you, both with bewildered expressions and red cheeks.

‘Did you hear...all of that?’ Ethan mutters through his fingers.

You lower your phone, finally ending the call. ‘Um...yes?’

Tyler and Mark laugh uproariously, drawing glances from the other customers. Chewing on your lip and blushing furiously, you take a seat next to the blue-haired boy, who you now know must be Ethan.

‘Well,’ you whisper, ‘I guess it’s okay to do what I wish I’d done before.’

‘What do you wish you’d done before?’ Ethan asked, his face still covered by his hands.

‘Gotten your number.’

Ethan sits bolt upright and grins at you. ‘Really?’

You didn’t think it was possible, but you feel yourself turning even more red. You nod shyly at the table and slide your phone across to him.

Beaming, but still flushed, Ethan enters his number into your phone and slides it back.

‘You be good to her, Baby Boy Blue,’ your brother says, straightening his back and puffing out his chest to look as intimidating as possible.

Ethan shyly peeks at you out of the corner of his eyes. ‘I wouldn’t dream of doing anything else.’

#crankgameplays #ethan nestor #crankgameplays/reader #ethan nestor/reader #tyler scheid #markiplier #mark fischbach #fanfic #teamiplier #i really really hope this is okay!!!#crankgameplays x reader #ethan nestor x reader #tyler scheid x sister!reader #apocalypto_12 #apocalypto_12 x sister!reader

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guess who watched kamen rider

hey y’all it’s kat @powerprincesses’ birthday on MARCH 24TH (but since that’s movie day, i’m giving this to her early) and i, being the dutiful-slash-whipped wife that i am, thought i’d do something special for it and i was like, well, pearl, you’ve already written her shit for the past two years, why not do something different?

so i watched an entire fucking series of japanese power rangers: bug eyes edition for her. can you believe that? me??? watch kamen rider??? i know

but here i am on the other side of kamen rider decade which i watched because a) he’s pink b) kat loves it c) it only has like 30 episodes thank god and d) he’s pink

i have great decision making-skills. anyway below the cut are all my honest unfiltered thoughts on what kat pitched to me as “kamen rider megaforce”. fair warning, it’s long, with pictures, and tailored for kat. read at your own risk.

i watched the first like nine episodes in a blur so here’s some random thoughts from them that aren’t strictly a liveblog:

NATSUMI IS SO CUTE

tsukasa is a weird asshole and its kind of hot?

actually he reminds me of me thats probably why its hot bc im self-obsessed

“put tsukasa’s bad photos here” he is a meme and i love it

natsumi hikari... these are both names ripped from toqger... i realize decade came first but like? elements of toqger?

every time she does the laughter pressure point thing to tsukasa i gain an extra year on my life

his laughter is so fucking dumb

freaky prophetic dreams = elements of megaforce much???

natsumi is troy burrows

i love this pink ranger

i love natsumi’s beanies

i have no clue what the fuck is happening

yusuke is cuuuuuuute

THE EPISODE W THE LITTLE KID RIDER AND HE ASKS YUSUKE IF THEY’RE FRIENDS AND YUSUKE’S FACE MELTS bitch i cried

yusuke has a v. good face

tsukasa is still a weird asshole and i still kinda dig it

natsumi is still great

all these other riders are cute...... i kno u told me ryuki is the one where everyone dies but hes so cute???

the one from blade is cute too

everyone is cute but especially yusuke and natsumi

i have no fucking clue what the plot is supposed to be there’s like an evil bat? and an evil old man? he reminds me of the evil old man from ghost

which i guess i should mention is technically my first kamen rider series that i watched twelve eps of and will finish one day

in case ur new here

whatever

why does kr have multiple evil old men

decade’s suit is so great and every time he morphs into a different rider i sigh

ok backing up but that bit in the ? third ? episode at the end where tsukasa is joking and smiling and natsumi yells at him that he’s freaking her out but she’s laughing? Pure

yusuke going “we’re a team right?” and tsukasa rolling his eyes? Pure

tsukasa being such a dick to those guys from blade... not pure but hilarious

OK BUT WHY WAS HE SUCH A DICK TO KAZUMA HE IS CUTE AND DOESNT DESERVE THIS

i just cant believe hes pink

he has a pink camera

hes a pink ranger

i love natsumi

OK HERE WE GO EPISODE 10 and beyond:

here’s the douche who stole genta’s zord...he is hot

this might just be me reading too deep into a kids show (haha when has THAT ever happened) but the shot of natsumi putting her hands around tsukasa’s waist like a belt in the theme song?? and then i think about how the belt and cards appeared to HER and she had to give them to tsukasa literally crossing barriers btwn worlds or whatever to get to him?? is she...is she his belt...his powers...are they hashtag INTERTWINED

maybe i am reading too deep into it but i love making girls the central protagonist so whatever i’m going with it

damn tsukasa looks good w/ his hair brushed back like that...

natsumi accuses this dude of “eat and run” and he does THIS?

uncalled for tbh

no u dont shut up

u know who looks good in everything? natsumi. the cap doesnt show it but she’s wearing pink knee high socks and its so cute

yusuke is such a prince

“i decided to get in your way” why is tsukasa Like That

he is definitely a scorpio

daiki might possibly be the only man who can make me think he’s attractive while wearing a baseball cap

i cannot BELIEB these monsters thought this girl was faiz AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE HER DUDE FRIEND WHO’S SPOKEN TWO LINES goodbye i hate kamen rider and everyone who works for toei

DIEND IS SUCH AN UGLY SUIT fjgdfkgdfgd i kinda dig it tho

is it meant to be diend like...the end....? or die?

y does every episode have to end on a cliffhanger

its six minutes into episode 11 and natsumi JUST showed up i want a refund?????

this is a gay outfit tho

episodes without natsumi are Pointless lets move on

why is he experimenting w/ his hair and why does it look so hot

that.....was really gay

um no offense but something fell out of the sky and tsukasa’s first instinct was to cover natsumi......okay.gif

natsumi is so sad that yusuke is leaving them :(

tsukasa is also sad he’s just hiding it under his seven layers of asshole

yusuke saving tsukasa......Pure

also gay....why is daiki Like That

tsukasa: you look pretty

yusuke: what

tsukasa: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY GOOD NIGHT

- actual dialogue that just happened

every time tsukasa gets called out for actually caring about people i laugh

is den-o literally kamen rider toqger...

why are so many of the kamen riders he visits literally monsters ?

why is tsukasa such an asshole and why is it hot

tsukasa spit-taking when someone actually likes his photos...relatable

oh my god in this one scene yusuke is wearing a red plaid shirt and natsumi is wearing red plaid socks wtf thats too adorable

me watching toku: just eternally cataloguing all the fashion

SPEAKING OF FASHION WTF IS THIS

“i look good in everything” yeah right tsukasa

tsukasa just goes around to different worlds and appoints himself the king of everything...relatable

pretty wack that natsumi and yusuke love tsukasa enough to believe he’ll protect them in a fight even though he’s a fucking dumbass

you know who does look good in everything...daiki

i didnt think i would miss tsukasa but its been 8 minutes into this episode and he hasn’t shown up to be an asshole yet..........disappointing

HE JUST SHOWED UP TO BE AN ASSHOLE all is right with the world again

tsukasa: daiki’s an asshole

this poor little boy: NO HE’S NOT >:(

daiki: yeah no i am totally an asshole

tsukasa turned hibiki into a disc thing and put it on top of this crab monster and now he’s beating it like a drum...

why is toku Like This

“he’s just a thief” shut up tsukasa you love him

oh my god he’s wearing bobby pins in his hair

“i’m so happy for you natsumi” ;_____; yusuke loves her...

i also love her

extreme lingering close-ups on tsukasa’s face make me uncomfortable

omg tsukasa going to take a photo of yusuke and natsumi jumping in AND THEM ALL SMILING AND LAUGHING TOGETHER GOODBYE

yes natsumi is a masterpiece thanks for recognizing it tsukasa

omg they’re all wearing pink i luv this team of pink rangers

anyone ever in the world: says the word ‘treasure’

daiki, barreling through the window: DID YOU SAY TREASURE I’M HERE TO ROB YOU

chill dude

tsukasa: lets go on a date

yusuke:

tsukasa: you’re paying

yusuke:

- also literally just happened why is tsukasa LIKE THIS

tsukasa is the worst boyfriend ever

my fave decade trope: tsukasa is trying to fight and then he gets demorphed right in the middle of the battle for some reason or the other and just looks around dumbstruck probably wondering why his cool factor has lowered to 50% instead of 100%

jokes on him his cool factor is always at -95%

tsukasa being a model is a Bad Idea

a Very Bad Idea

natsumi yelling at tsukasa is so good every time

tsukasa: says literally anything ever

yusuke and natsumi: ???????????????????

this boy makes no sense i love him

what the FUCK is this hair

i feel like most of this liveblog is just me cataloging tsukasa’s various fashion choices

but i mean, he does more things with his hair than i do

he’s such a good pink ranger

decade’s power-up form is god-ugly

just thought i should mention that

needs more pink tbh

never let tsukasa try to lie and say he doesnt like daiki ever again hes a USELESS GAY

OR YUSUKE

THIS IS HIS FACE WHEN NATSUMI TELLS HIM YUSUKE IS GONE

useless

gay

he punches a tree bc natsumi got taken too what a loser

lmao this evil dude is like “who is this other kamen rider?? daiki’s friend??? daiki doesn’t HAVE friends”

joke’s on HIM

i had to cap daiki wearing purple even tho i am against male purples on general principle

he looks so good tho

he always looks good

“i want to save natsumi” okay

this is pretty gay tsukasa

wow it got even gayer

WOW

wow

the level of gay literally escalated from 100 to 1000 i am impressed

uh did he literally tie up daiki and then slowly walk in a circle around him and blatantly check him out...................................

tsukasa........................

tsukasa literally stops the other riders from joining the battle bc he knows daiki has to fight alone....what kind of otp goals

“wont you stop saying those corny lines” - daiki about tsukasa but also me about tsukasa

HELL YEAH NEXT EP IS THE SHINKENGER WORLD I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG

missed my samurai kids did u know i put my shinkenger marathon on hold for this shit so i could finish decade before march 24th

i know i know im such a great friend

HERE HE IS HERES GENTA my opinion on daiki has honestly not changed since i first saw him in shinkenger... he’s still a hot douche

and i love him

tsukasa every time he has no idea what’s going on: i know exactly what’s going on

HERE THEY ARE MY SAMURAI KIDS

wow i missed them

the things i do for you kat

i could be watching super sentai right now

yusuke protecting natsumi <3333

i just like this shot and also their faces

daiki beat up and bloody is a Look

EVIL MONSTER DIEND IS SO UGLY OH MY GOD GIVE IT BACK TO DAIKI PLS

takeru and tsukasa are both drama queens... this will end well i’m sure

he’s WEARING A LITTLE PINK PONYTAIL IN HIS HAIR GOODBYE

takeru always having to hold back genta from fighting kamen riders :’) my boys whom i raised

why is daiki such a dick

i love him

the shinkengers are such ABSOLUTE LOSERS I LOVE MY KIDS

natsumi.....loves tsukasa....so much

she shouldnt....but she does

wow @ this cinnamon tography....

tsukasa’s inspiring speeches are literally just him Saying Words

takeru: u know tsukasa i think ur an ok guy

tsukasa: ??????????? why????????????

takeru doesnt have a reason tsukasa its just the Power of Gay

takeru and tsukasa just shared a really long really gay look and it was...it was really gay

tsukasa’s face when natsumi tells him he’ll always have a place to return to and call home with them.....................goodbye

i love the hashtag romance of natsumi literally being tsukasa’s home but i am also mmmm at her having to be the girl waiting at home while the boys go off and fight like okay.gif

tsukasa literally took her cookie thats shaped LIKE HER HEAD and ate it...why is he like that

WHY IS HE SUCH A DICK i know hes only a dick to cover up his REAL FEELINGS but hes SUCH a DICK

PREVIEW FOR NEXT EP GOT ME FUCKED UP i cant believe im almost done and i dont want it to be over...

tsukasa has amnesia........interesting last-minute plot point

this show really is megaforce i love it

natsumi and yusuke’s matching plaid outfits are the best thing to ever happen to me

tsukasa immediately reaching to touch natsumi okaaaaaay

my dude did u have to lean so close to her face

this dramatic scarf look is a) very hot b) very scorpio (apparently scarves are a staple of our wardrobe) (not that i would know)

natsumi is...inviting him to stay in her world...with her...okay okay okay alright alright alright

its been ten minutes and daiki hasnt shown up i miss him

dfgjdfgddfgjd THIS WHILE WATCHING TSUKASA AND NATSUMI FIGHT yusuke is truly a man after my own heart

thats a joke, he’s already won my heart

SHE DOVE IN FRONT OF AN ATTACK FOR HIM BYEEEE

mmm tsukasa desperately yelling for natsumi to wake up is A Mood

good scene decade 10/10 i live for the #drama

him angrily asking if they can treat her + looking at her comatose body all broody and dramatique when yusuke tells him that her life is in danger.....okay mister “i hate the word friends”

the extreme offense on tsukasa’s face when daiki called natsumi “that girl” lmaoooo

the tsukasa/yusuke height difference is So Good

tsukasa looks So Fucking Good in that t-shirt/black jeans/scarf combo i’m really mad about it

tsukasa just punched daiki in the face... honestly im surprised it didnt happen sooner

DAIKI JUST KICKED HIM IN THE GUTS

“is natsu melon really that important” BITCH

tsukasa, after getting beat up: her name is NATSUMI

priorities, priorities

anyone else wanna MCFREAKIN DIE

YUSUKE LOVES NATSUMI SO MUCH ;___;

tsukasa being so devastated at natsumi’s death is... a lot

even tho obviously i am against fridging a girl for manpain on Principle

and daiki showing up to be like “she’s your treasure huh?” LMAO

MOTHERFUCKER HE TOOK PART OF HIS OWN LIFE TO GIVE HERS BACK

WHAT A PUNK ASS BITCH

man tsukasa smiling (i swear thats what hes doing) is hilarious

and gross

i hate him

i hate this

I LOVE YUSUKE WHAT AN ANGEL

lmao natsumi tells him she’ll always be waiting here for him and this is his reaction.....................dumb

“decade are you also a rider”

“maybe”

WHY IS TSUKASA LIKE THAT

WHY DID HE SAY IT IN ENGLISH

WHY WAS IT HOT

I HATE HIS ASS

anything: happens

that old dude: THIS TOO IS DECADE’S FAULT

first of all they’ve all been matching w/ the reds this episode and i love it

second of all i’m banning tsukasa from looking this hot forever goodbye

brooding in dimly-lit spaces..........gross

every time tsukasa.....every time

daiki: shows up and saves tsukasa

also daiki: i’m not here to save you

sounds fake but okay

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.....

dfjlgdfkgjd daiki just shows up and nobody knows how he got there

this is Gay

i dont want it to end...

my dude......chill

wow

w o w

i hate that outfit of tsukasa’s btw

just thought i’d mention that

by hate i mean he has no right to look so hot

THE FANGIRE QUEEN IS HOT

natsumi can get tsukasa to do anything w/ that laughter pressure point... Powerful

first of all: shut up tsukasa

second of all: RIDER CLUB MEETING

third of all: why is tsukasa So Tall

i want a refund on this show

daiki: friends...are the one treasure i dont have

BITCH

ITS NOT EVEN THE FINALE AND IM ABOUT TO MCFREAKIN LOSE IT

wooooooooooow thats gay

daiki: im doing this cuz we’re friends

daiki: we are friends right?

daiki: right tsukasa??????????

honey...sweetie...darling...this is the worst thing ever

ITS BEEN LIKE HALF A MINUTE INTO THE FINALE AND ALREADY THEY’RE HITTING ME W/ THIS OKAY OKAY OKAY

oh god hes crying

oh god

oh no

oh god

hm this is his face staring at his photo of natsumi alright alright alright

yusuke risking his own life, world, and potential disappearing to save tsukasa from the other riders............bye

YUSUKE DOING IT FOR NATSUMI........BYE

“i’m the only one allowed to defeat you” uh huh ok

daiki would never kill tsukasa so the actual translation of that is “i don’t want you to go and die”

HE LOOKS SO DEVASTED GOODBYE I HATE THIS

uhhh my momma says i gotta go home right now immediately

he is SO ANGRY

also comrades is code for “in love” right???

DAIKI AND YUSUKE CAME BACK FOR HIMMMMMMM

THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“I SUPPOSE WE’RE FRIENDS”

“IF I CANT PROTECT YOUR SMILE I CAN’T PROTECT ANYONES”

THEYRE GONNA DEFEAT THE BAD GUYS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP???????????

YUSUKE JUMPED IN FRONT OF AN ATTACK FOR TSUKASA AND I AM GONNA MCFREAKIN LOSE IT

oh my god its NOT OVER

pls i wanna die

this is a good look and i hate it

this is a good shot

this whole scene is a...good shot

“i have faith in you” woooooooooooow

“things have certainly gotten stupid havent they” shut up daiki

actually dont i love you pls come fix this

NATSUMI WENT TO FIND HIS CAMERA BYE

WHY DOES THE BEE WOMAN HAVE BEE TITTIES

I HATE THIS ENTIRE CONCEPT

biiiiiiiitch natsumi just transformed into a rider

oh my god

oh my god did he let her kill him

oh my god

thats the most stupid romantic thing he’s ever said

and he’s said a lot of stupid romantic things

mmmm daiki and natsumi...good shit

THEYRE RUNNING WHILE HOLDING HANDS OKAAAAAAAAAAAY

this whole scene just killed me......they never stop touching....i gotta go

“even if i wanted to, i cant forget him...that stupid face of his” ok daiki sure

[kat voice] bitch the fuck

BITCH DID THEY DEADASS REVIVE HIM WITH THE POWER OF LOVE

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA SHOW AM I WATCHING

tsukasa

smiling

natsumi

the

worst

thing

ever

now THAT’S how you ot4

ALL THE RIDERS CAME BACK FOR HIM

"thats our world too” WOW

wow

this is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst

oh my godddddddd

oh my god

anyway

i dont know what else to say i hate this

i cant believe i watched an entire season of kamen rider

i cant believe i ENJOYED it

i cant believe the state im in right now

wow

i want death

happy birthday kat

#earth's defenders never shut up #liveblogging #i saved the other movie for u and i to watch together at some point :)

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