#SHE KNOWS!

[tonihatessociety]

Can we talk about anout the absolute god tier move Georgia Tennant just pulled?!

This godblessed women posting a photo of her husband, David fucking Tennant, in her story and putting "Your Welcome" from Moana in as the background music

God Tier

[blooming-shadows]

Elriel Vibes ✨

[deluweil]

I want to thank JLH, who has been advocating for buddie for years, for this very moment. ❤️❤️❤️

[bitesizedvirus-archive]

@ceruleanschemer said... 'Outbreak, your claustrophobia could never.'

"I jus' said I wasn't fragging in any vents! Jus' that I can fit in them if need be-! Vents shouldn't be fragged with is what I'm saying, slag it!"

[welcxmetxthechaxs]

'You better not!!!'

[llamaisllama777]

Just finished watching this episode and HOLY COW!

[imtalkin]

okay the thing is! lana del rey gets it in a way other girls simply do not! she understands girls more than perhaps anyone ever has. it's kind of insane.

[28dayslater]

At my brother’s house rn, my niece and her big sister were baking cookies so she’s run in to the living room to give us one each and mine’s been delivered on her peppa pig halloween plate :3

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[electricpurrs]

i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku