#SHE IS SO FUCKIN' SCARY YA'LL

[alinahdee]

With Sofia Falcone's reputation I really don't know if I would be whispering and staring at her while she in the same room with me let alone protest outside her brother's funeral. That's just me though lol

[spheresr4cubes]

Thoughts on the Mario movie

THE PROS

--Stunning animation! I mean, Jesus Mohammad Christ, the lighting?! The facial expressions?! The textures?! The weight of things falling and hitting and cracking?! The translation of 2D side-scroller to 3D world?! J'adore!!

--Genuinely horrific intro to the Darklands. Like, I was actually terrified for Luigi, especially the last shot with the Shy Guys in the castle.

--The world designs! If there's anything Illumination excels at, it's funky little societies, and the Mushroom Kingdom is no exception.

--The Battle with Francis the Dog, not only for the fantastic facial expressions of Francis himself, but for showing off how Mario and Luigi interact when faced with a problem (Luigi holding up a mirror as a shield mirrors [ha] how he protects Mario at the end of the movie). Also, the placement of the opera music over the madness happening when the plumbing goes haywire was *chef's kiss*.

--Hair flippies <3

--"Peaches"

--The voice acting: Charlie Day strikes a very interesting balance between Luigi's game voice and a real person, which makes him feel familiar at the same time as adding depth. And of course, Jack Black sounds like he had a lot of fun as Bowser, and I got chills twice during his lines.

--Existential luma

--Mario and Luigi apparently dress the way they do as a way to brand the look for their new business, and I love that. They feel out-of-place in their world somehow and fit better into the Mushroom Kingdom (which may just be the fact that their designs were meant for that world, but ce la vie, that's how it felt).

--THE HUG. I did not want to see this movie at all until I started hearing people talk about the relationship between Mario and Luigi as actual brothers. I haven't played any of the games with story, so I don't know how the film's take compares, but I do have a little sibling whom I love dearly and would absolutely learn the physics-bending rules and fight the same battles as Mario does if it meant getting my sister back. Does it feel a little fanficky? Sure. But it works.

--Actually, the whole Mario family's dynamics work, and there were so many little details and interactions I caught just on the first watch that build so much character with only a few scenes of dialogue. Mario being athletic before the events of the movie, never knowing when to quit, being defensive about his career choices and how they affect Luigi, who would follow him anywhere; Luigi being the most supportive person, even singing Mario's praises in the face of a big scary monster, never losing hope even when things are looking dire; their parents being more concerned than outright disappointed in their choices, trying to be supportive but missing the mark.

--Speaking of Mario never knowing when to quit and Luigi being a supportive person, no one in this movie really learns anything... and that's okay! The feelings that everyone has about how things should be end up being what keeps them going until the world(s) agree with them. Peach, for example, cares tremendously about the Toads and will do anything to keep them safe, which she does!

--Bowser is actually terrifying! Sure, he has his silly moments, but the badassery absolutely outweighs them. I had no doubt that he would actually commit mass murder, especially toward the end of the movie when the anger from being turned-down really comes out.

--Peach running the obstacle course in heels and a full gown (I have done something similar in a full skirt and bodice, and it was fun to watch on screen).

--FUCKIN TEAMWORK, YA'LL

THE CONS

--How many times do they have to title-drop? After seven, I was really getting tired of it. Like, yes, we know it's the Super Mario Brothers, we are aware.

--Illumination has a brand of comedy, and it is not absent from the movie.

--I'm not too familiar with the lore of anything, much less Donkey Kong, but... he never struck me as the fratboy type?? Like, sure, the dynamic kind of works when he interacts with others, but it felt... off.

--The voice acting. I saw this one coming, honestly, and I think I blame the studios more than the actors (I can't help but have sympathy). Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong felt wrong to me. Same with Cranky Kong, as if something in the voice did not match the character somehow. I'm not sure how to describe it. There were times where the same issue arose with Peach, Mario, and the main Toad as well, like there's a disconnect.

--Lots of very bright colors in both Brooklyn and the Mushroom Kingdom, which softens the blow of actually arriving in another world. I get that this is more of a children's movie, and children love bright colors, but do you know the feeling you got when first seeing Dorothy step out of the sepia-tone house into the technicolor Land of Oz? That feeling was missing here.

--Someone used a lot of the budget on copyrighted songs, and it gets distracting. ("Mr. Blue Sky" is already intrinsically linked with a complete other fandom in my mind, so its addition really threw me out of the story).

OVERALL

The Mario movie was good! I enjoyed it, even with its faults, and I would buy the DVD if only to admire the artistry that went into the animation and screenplay. There were still times I absolutely would have screamed "HELL YEAAAHHH!" had I not been in a public theater.

10/10 visuals

10/10 foley

6/10 voice acting

7/10 plot execution

8/10 characterization

Judgement: Would recommend, even if you don't know lore!

[wwr-afterdark]

I don't see much info on Nilla, Caramel and Satin. Nilla and Caramel are for you next game right? Can I have some headcanons? I wanna know more about Satin too. Your art is really satisfying too look at and you characters are really fun.

-🧋

Yes, they're for the game called Bone Appetit! And thank you so much! I try really hard ;^; Nilla

Prefers Nilla to being called Vanilla.

He's the softest of boys, but also fuckin' insane.

Once he's attached he is attached.

Has no issues marking you as his, or scaring off other suitors.

Caramel

Kinda quiet, but a gentle soul (usually).

Super sweet and romantic to MC.

Cold and scary to anyone trying take away MC.

Not afraid to bare teeth/snarl at anyone that gets too close.

Satin

Please help her she's so damn depressed.

Angel of death that hates she can't keep anyone.

When she gets attached the flirty meter goes up by 100%.

When she opens up, you see a sad and lonely being.

Downside, she comes with Sinn. Eventually that bastard will find ya'll.

[jaythelay]

Could absolutely be honest and harder about it. But we're not gonna revolt and hold people accountable, and the US isn't going to flip on Israel during this moment. All she chose to do here is more than Biden ever, but it's not enough.

Regardless, at the least I can say it's more than expected and more than anyone else would do. Still, hold the fuckers accountable, she's working with what she's got and could absolutely do more.

I honestly believe she'll be better to Palestine than Biden, at a minimum, that's something to consider for some.

I don't like anyone calling it a """war""" as that would involve a country vs country in some manner. This is a country genociding another country, using terrorists it created and have created more of as an excuse to continue doing what it has the past 60 years of oppression.

"has the right to defend itself" isn't what any singular person is discussing and is a tactic to dodge reality and lie to people. Actually fuck off? Fuck off.

It can't get more binary than this, let's just be honest. It's a genocide. But for a politician, yeah, sure, whatever dude. I'm sure the fact only 10 dems voted for a ceasefire and called it a genocide is the real "binary" issue here. Can't blame her if that's what she's insinuating.

But Biden absolutely would never, ever, be any better or potentially change directions for the better. Kamala might. That's absolutely the best the anti-genocide crowd will be able to get this election.

You're either Third Party or Kamala, and let's be honest, you can't blame either for it, not everyone is gonna be as enlightened and informed as another, not everyone will have the same reasons and certainly not everyone will be accepting genocide if they vote dem.

Ya'll gotta understand there's billions of people and the "shit on what mindsets I don't like" mentality doesn't have to extend to people who aren't republican. Almost nobody has a good reason for anything, it's all vibes. The world doesn't work binarily and humanity is less stubborn and more logical in their own brain's way, not yours. If ya want anti-genocide, ya better start showing people the reality more so they can come to their own conclusions. Right or wrong.

Sticking to Tumblr and bitching ain't enough. Ya'll're quiet everywhere but Tumblr. Everyday I scroll there's a new atrocity. Start spreading that to every social media because the reality is the opposite narrative is everywhere else.

Ya have to spread. Literally Everyone On Tumblr Knows.

Not enough on Reddit, facdbook, instagram, etc, know shit but what people scared to say the truth have been saying. And I can't stress enough how bad it is to link this hellsite on other platforms or reccomend people make an account and explore here. It won't happen no matter how much you prefer this site. I'd sooner ask someone to download wpd and watch some videos there than tumblr.

Don't be mad at dem politicians for listening to what is the unfortunate majority comprised of hate, ignorance, and virtue signallers, in such a scary election for absolutely everyone. Ya'll gotta make the voter informed and demanding of more. And me being the only one initially going around with a 3 reply length copy paste for reddit was only doing so much. None of ya'll tried to spread. I did. It only did so much. Enough of us and it may do something more, but we'll never fuckin know at this rate.

Again, it comes down to: Make the messaging a Valentine's Day card so it's easily spread and easily sourced, and then spam that shit wherever you can. Sticking to tumblr and bitching in these massive text posts is genuinely pathetic.

Do Something. If ya don't, vote Third Party or Kamala. Just don't not vote, we have a chance at a third party, any percentage up from last election is a win. Vote Third Party if you aren't voting for kamala. Don't let people say it's a waste, most people don't vote, no election has been decided by the popular vote. Your vote won't make a difference in a sea, but it will in a pond. We just need enough rain.

Kamala Harris about her conversation with Netanyahu

“Israel has a right to defend itself and how it does so matters. What has happened in Gaza over the past nine months is devastating.”

vowed "not to be silent" about suffering in Gaza

said “it is time for this war to end and end in a way where Israel is secure, all the hostages are released, the suffering of Palestinians in Gaza ends, and the Palestinian people can exercise their right to freedom, dignity and self-determination.”

she is pushing for ceasefire deal

“It is important for the American people to remember, the war in Gaza is not a binary issue.”

“Let us all condemn terrorism and violence. Let us all do what we can to prevent the suffering of innocent civilians. And let us condemn antisemitism, islamophobia and hate of any kind. And let us work to unite our country."

link to article with video of her speech

[omg-spy]

(8-23-2022) hey wanna get more active on here and I just randomly started thinking of Shane Ackers '9' because THAT MOVIE SLAPS so here are some HCs I've thought about for a long time now.... MEETING

Stitchpunks and Human!reader hcs (kinda wanna make this a thing because I CAN-) (((So, for how you got to this world, how long you've been here, and why you're here, you can kinda come up with your own 'origin story'. There are thousands of cool possibilities! get creative lol-))) *When ya'll met, the first thing that was quite obvious to you all was the height difference *also the species difference, but that was a given (are Stitchpunks their own species? Could they be classified as one? I wanna think so) *anyway, yeah, the size difference was NOTICABLE *Even if you're considered small for a human, to them you're fuckin HUGE dude.... *If you're considered tall for a human, now your tall status has trIPLED *and some where totally put off by your size (1 especially) *they where certain there where no humans left. HOW DID THEY MISS YOU?!?!? *(and I'm pretty sure this is cannon?) You can't understand them. They talk in such a high pitch, your human ears can't pick it up. BUt don't worry, they can understand you (so watch yer mouth lol). *So because of this, you guys developed a system. They write to you on paper and you can verbally respond. *And sometimes they will act out a question if paper isn't available. *also picking up on facial expression and gestures helps *and oH MAN do they have questions for you! (ESPECIALLY 9! AND 2! and, well, pretty much all of them except for 1....if you couldn't tell, he doesn't like you....at least, not at first) *and some questions have easy answers ('whats your name?' 'how old are you?' 'are there other humans still around?' etc......but some simply don't.....) *but it'll be ok, all questions will have answers eventually *9 was amazed to find you! From the moment ya'll met, he had so much to tell you and ask you. And he was just as excited for the others to meet you! *8 was.....well, 8.........he may or may not have tried to slice you- (and yes your size did put him off quite a bit at first-) (hey, dude was used to being bigger than everyone, now that the tables had turned, he didn't know what to do-) *7 was curious, but cautious. She'd watch your every move. She wasn't scared, but she didn't trust you immediately. You didn't seem threatening...but she wanted to be sure *6. Oh man. He was still his shy, unique self. Half the time you didn't even know if he knew you where there or what you are. But he did show you his pictures, which was nice. He didn't have much to tell or ask you, but you would catch him staring at you sometimes. *5 had questions for you too, but he wasn't as foreword as 9. (Hey, trying to communicate with something ten times your size can be scary, ok?) But he eventually did work up the courage to talk with you. He's happy he did. *3 and 4 where AMAZED by your existence! They didn't really write to you much, but they still where happy you where there. It was kinda cute to see them so amazed at you simply existing! *2 asked you questions ALL DAY! And for every one answer, three more questions came up. It was sweet, but you where a little disappointed you couldn't answer ALL his questions (but it's ok, he understands) *1 wanted nothing to do with you....no amount of coaxing by the others could make him even think about possibly talking to you. Weather you had any part of the war or not, he still kinda blamed you for it. And sometimes you swore you could see him mouthing bad words at you (he'd leave as soon as possible tho). Who knows, maybe one day he'll warm up to you...... So that's all for this post

<3

[deathmatch90]

you know I really hate to be the one who says it but as someone who used to be big in the scary stories fandom, it still fucking amazes me that people would rather make content for sarahs abusive family who were literally the reason she was so fucked up, locked her in the basement and experimented on her, over tommy. A character with a quite obvious backstory and good villian character who Is MUCH more worthy of content then they are. If anyone even bothered to read the canon book related to the movie, literally all his backstory is right there. lol he's my favorite character to this day, ya'll are fuckin crazy just saying

[dangan-happy]

KAME-HAME-FORGET ABOUT IT! To Kokichi, Akane, and Kaito, in no particular order! I really haven't been feeling the best, lately, so would it be alright if I asked you guys to tell me the funniest things you could come up with? Anything to make me laugh, or even just smile! They can be events, jokes, completely made up, nonsensical quotes- you name it! Thank you so much for your time! Ya'll are swag.

Somethin’ funny, ey? Gotcha' dude!

Listen up anon, so there's this dude named Kyle, his ass so extremely fat I swear.. It’s just huge! Enormous! Ya’ get the deal, right. His asscheeks just couldn’t be quenched, ever. This dude enjoyed his free time just fuckin’ twerkin’ at others to assert his dominance, the flappyness of his gigantic buttocks would intimidate anyone in a 10 mile radius! Literally! The second people heard the clappin’ of Kyle’s asscheeks get closer they would run the hell away! A lonely life he must’ve lived ey… but hey! He didn’t seem ta’ mind, his brain was stored in the ass so he didn’t really care about anythin’! Sounds like a fun life to me! 

And so anyways.. Kyle was able to live a happy life, even though he didn’t have friends or a lover, he had his big fat enormously thick badonkadonkerlongerschinglers… and that’s what mattered.... THE END!

Hope ya’ liked that, you’re hella’ swag too! Ya’ ass probably fat dude.

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What's up bro! Something funny huh? Well, you can call it open mic night because...I have no idea where I was going with that. That wasn't the funny thing, I can do better I swear. Ok, here's what I got for you. So, once upon a time, I was sitting alone in a basement watching a horror movie. Like, that was a BAD idea, because it was dark, and I was alone, and the movie was actually pretty damn terrifying, but I'm friends with a lot of horror movie fans, and in order to seem tougher, I kinda sorta told them that I love horror movies, and they were like "Oh great, go watch this list of movies so we can watch the next one that comes out together." So ya boy was like, great, ok, movies. I can do this. But bro, the Conjuring series is actually pretty damn terrifying, especially if you're alone in a basement.

So I was doing pretty ok, vibing with my new best friend, a baby Yoda plushy that was the size of my torso, (he's doing good too, his name is Chad.) and I think I was watching Annabelle comes home, I mean, it was something creepy doll related, and I was at a part where a clawed monster arm slowly reaches for the child's leg. It was slow, scary music, all kinds of suspense, and as the monster thingy's claws reached the child...I FELT CLAWS ON MY HEEL!

So I freaked, and I mean, totally freaked the hell out. I jumped off the couch, accidentally smacked Chad onto the floor (Sorry Chad) and I screamed louder and at a higher pitch then the damn eight year old girls in the movie. Like, if I was acting in a horror movie, I would have gotten an oscar award. I think that's the movie award, right? Anyways, I whacked my head on a wall, tripped over a chair, and sprinted to the back of the room. But then my brain caught up with me, and it said something like, "Kaito, bro, there's no way there's a monster under there." And then I saw it. I had left one of my socks by the couch. Slowly, something reached out, hooked itself around the sock, and slowly dragged it under the couch.

There is only one creature that I know of that does that. It was my freaking cat. So the couch I was sitting on has a really low opening at the bottom, so I didn't think that my cat could even fit under there! But she did, and now I'm pretty sure that took at least six years off my life. It also turned out that I wasn't alone, and my friend came downstairs expecting an axe murderer or to find me dead, because apparently the whole country could have heard me scream. I didn't finish the movie, I will cut my losses on that one. I dunno if that's actually funny, but it was to me at the time, and it still is, so yeah, that's what you get. You're swag too, this was fun to answer. I hope it made you laugh!!

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Oooh, I totally got this. Ok, so this is probably one of my best stories, I think, so here we go. So once upon a time, I was a freshman. I know, wow, exciting. And my friend and I had the same class, so we were walking together, and he told me he had to use the bathroom, and then he told me to wait for him. So I was like, ok, whatever, and leaned on the wall outside the bathroom playing games on my phone or whatever. I'm pretty sure I looked sketchy as hell, but that's ok. So, my friend was in there for a while, like, twenty minutes had passed and we were officially late for class, but like I didn't care. Because screw education, I'm already a genius.

Anywho, at this point I was pretty sure my friend had died or something, so I texted him something helpful, something along the lines of "Where the fuck are you?" Surprisingly I got an answer, and that answer was "I'm stuck." So I was like, wait what the hell does that mean? So I sent him about sixteen question marks as a response. And again, like the helpful bastard he is, he said "I'm stuck." At this point I was kinda over waiting for him, but I was still a liiiiittle curious, so I said "stuck how?" And my friend, my sweet, completely stupid as hell friend said, "In the urinal." So cue sixteen more question marks on my end, and he said "Now hear me out." Well, my choices were to go to class or hear him out, so naturally I stayed. My friend then called me to tell me his epic tale of stupidity. He started out with, "So the little floaty ball thing was broken." And I was like, ok, wow, fantastic, fabulous, get to the damn point. Then he said "So I decided to try and push it back down with my foot. And now my foot is stuck." I can't remember what I said exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of "Why the FUCK would you do that? That's disgusting!" and to reassure me my friend said, "Don't worry, I took my socks off before I did it."

So this utter genius took his socks off, then put his shoes back on before shoving his foot into a urinal to try and fix it. The urinals at that school had like, freaking huge holes for some reason, (that sounded wrong), so it was honestly pretty believable that he had actually done this. To double check I opened the door, looked inside, and whacked my head on the door knob doubling over laughing, because there he was in all of his glory, my friend, socks on the floor next to him, left foot jammed into the urinal. He told me to go away, because he had it handled, and I think I was just on the floor laughing for the next five minutes. Eventually my friend said something like, "Ok, I don't got this. I need help." So I dragged myself off the floor and managed to find the janitor. 

Amazingly, he thought I was screwing around when I told him my friend was stuck in a urinal. I had to literally beg him to follow me, which he did, and when he opened the door, there was my friend, who quickly tried to look casual. All the janitor said was "How in the hell did you do that?" Well, turns out my friend was stuck TIGHT, and the janitor couldn't get him out, so he did what any sensible person would do. He called an ERT. ERT stood for emergency rescue teacher, and that was a group of teachers who would rush out and go to help with an emergency, usually an injury. So, two minutes later, the godly sound of "ERT to the boy's hallway bathroom, ERT to the boy's hallway bathroom." was playing over the loudspeakers. The teachers held the door open while they were trying to get my friend free, so pretty much anyone could walk by and see what was going on. I was dying laughing with a few other friends that had showed up, and from that point forward, my friend was known as "Urinal Guy" until graduation. Oh yeah, they got him out, he's not like, still there or anything. Anyways, there you go. That's my story, and yeah, I don't really have anything else to say. I hope you enjoyed, I need to go ensure that my friend never finds out that I put this story on the internet.

[hodgepodge-of-rog]

Tyrannical? Honey. It was MY discord server. Not yours. Not Wicked's. Not Cait's. Not Rhyleigh's. MINE. I could run it however I please.

I literally never said I was upset I "couldn't say a slur". Why on earth would I fucking say I wanted to use a slur? I don't know where on earth ya'll got me being racist or even homophobic came from. Oh, me saying I'm not attracted to black people? Just like my pansexuality, I can't choose or control who I am and am not attracted to. That doesn't make me racist.

When was I, a pansexual demigirl, ever homophobic? Where the hell did that come from?

Oh and the main culprit was Abby because she said it was "a safe place for some, not all". She announced her departure like it was an airport. Others followed with petty fucking gifs and messages.

It's-not-my-money baited me twice.

Reene was muted for making a suicide joke, but yet NO ONE was muted or reprimanded for breaking the FIRST RULE OF NO POLITICS???? Yeah.

I wish I hadn't deleted it because it could have been fun still without yall petty attitudes.

I didn't "throw a tantrum". Stop twisting shit to make me look like the bad guy when I wanted to run MY server the way I wanted to.

The first rule from DAY FUCKING ONE was NO POLITICS. YOU changed the number one rule. YOU did Dawn. Not me. No politics was supposed to mean EVERYONE could get away from the bullshit happening around the world. But no. You guys had to bring it up whenever something happened. Not a single fucking person got reprimanded for breaking that rule.

Also preaching? So just me talking about being a Christian is preaching? You even fucking let me confide in you over my woes about my faith and you made me feel better. This? You're being nasty.

Again.

MY server. MY FUCKING RULES. First amendment does NOT apply to PRIVATE COMPANIES such as Discord. RULES ARE RULES.

Yall treated it like "rules for thee not for me" any chance you got.

Any other lies you wanna spread and make me look like a shitty fucking person? Cuz I'm not. You guys just got so huffy and pissy because I didn't want POLITICS IN MY FUCKING SERVER.

I've been thinking about not replying but I can't let this shit eat at me. I was the happiest I had been in a LONG time because of that server. I didn't run it into the ground. You guys did.

You, Wicked, and Cait, OBVIOUSLY had a group chat without me to discuss "my actions" and shit. If I had known, you guys would have been banned on the fucking spot. All you guys did was make the server look cute and have funky lil bots. The ONLY time you ever actually did your role as a mod was when Reene made a suicide joke. But not when politics were brought up? Hmm. Sussy.

Oh, and Dawn? You fucking broke Aqua's heart and acted like NOTHING happened. You destroyed her. She confided in me to tell me how much she was shaking and crying. You were her first relationship and you RUINED it for her. So fuck you for that.

Abby flat out insulting me for having a fucking hobby is bullshit. Oh no a furry! So scary! Fuckin shut up. It's a hobby and I make bank off of it. Sorry you can't do the same.

disrespectfully: fuck those guys

Apparently I’m in the wrong lol. One girl was like. “Oh she made everyone uncomfortable” but guess what??? Not a single one of them approached me to tell me this like an adult. They all ran to the other admins to cry about it because they were “scared of my reaction”. When the only time I got angry in that server was when they started BLATANTLY BREAKING THE RULES, and i wanted to shut it down.

Otherwise, I was extremely kind and understanding. These people are literally just upset I didn’t let them talk about politics.

The spiderman discord’s NUMBER ONE RULE FROM DAY ONE was NO POLITICS. Yall knew exactly what you signed up for when joining.

Yeah, I am upset because I’m being called shit I’m fucking not. Not to mention the main culprit of the exodus personally jabbed me for a fucking hobby of being a furry. Oh no I like to make animal costumes lol.

I’m turning anon off, so if yall people stalking my blog like fucking weirdos actually wanna talk, go off anon or better yet, dm me. Because stalking my blog is literally fucking weird and “fan behavior” as yall call it. 🤟🏻