#SECONDO PLEASE

[jossambird]

How probable am I to be bitten if I saw this mf swimming and I decided to jump on his back? 👀

Bull Shark Secondo, i had to go in depth to draw shark’s claspers on him.

Terzo will be after this >:3

[ghulehunknown]

[alien-the-ghost]

Papa telling off an audience member in the middle of 'If You Have Ghost'

Source from 1:27

[cityofmeliora]

Secondo lied about being able to speak Swedish, and Terzo lied about *not* being able to speak Swedish

this is honestly one of the funniest things i've noticed in the Ghost lore 😂

when Secondo performed live in Sweden, he would speak some broken / mispronounced Swedish words and phrases on stage.

at Terzo's very first concert, he called out Secondo for lying. Secondo couldn't actually speak Swedish. he was just trolling, and Terzo thought that was a stupid prank. unlike his brother, Terzo admitted he did not speak Swedish, and he asserted he would not troll the audience by attempting to speak Swedish on stage. he re-iterated this several times at concerts in Sweden.

PAPA EMERITUS III: My imbecile brother has somehow fooled you into thinking he can speak some fucking Swedish– pidgin Swedish. No more of that! I do not speak Swedish, OK? Linköping, Sweden (June 3, 2015) via Youtube and Instagram

PAPA EMERITUS III: How are you doing? It's nice to see so many of you here. What has it been, a little over a year? My brother told me about you. And you do know that I'm not gonna trick you with any fucking pidgin Swedish, huh? I know he fooled you into believing he could talk. He sounded like a fucking asshole. Stockholm, Sweden (November 13, 2015)

... except Terzo was also totally lying because later in the same concert in Stockholm, Terzo yells at the audience in fluent Swedish.

PAPA EMERITUS III: FATTA DET HÄR FÖR HELVETE! Stockholm, Sweden (November 13, 2015)

"FATTA DET HÄR FÖR HELVETE!" translates to something like "UNDERSTAND THIS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

Terzo was so bad at maintaining this lie about not speaking Swedish. he continually insisted that he could not speak Swedish, but he also kept demonstrating that not only was he a fluent Swedish speaker, he was very familiar with the culture.

PAPA EMERITUS III: Good evening. How do you do? Alright, let me get this straight to you now: Despite the band being a Swedish band, I don’t speak Swedish, OK? But I can try. You wanna hear me try? You know, we got some awards which we are very thankful for, obviously. So I can say, “Jag är kåt, glad, och tacksam.” And I can say, “Plopp.” “Kexchoklad.” Bandit Rock Awards 2016 (January 19, 2016)

“Jag är kåt, glad, och tacksam.” means "I am horny, happy, and thankful."

"Plopp" and "Kexchoklad" are the names of two Swedish chocolate candies.

PAPA EMERITUS III: I know for a fact that here in Skåne you like your potatoes, huh? Spettekaka. How fitting, because this song we’re gonna do right now does have a culinary theme that you might like. Malmö, Sweden (February 25, 2016)

Skåne is the county of Sweden where this concert was performed.

Spettekaka is a Swedish dessert.

unless they're already very familiar with Swedish, an English speaker wouldn't know how to pronounce most of these words correctly, and Terzo does.

obviously, this is all because TF is Swedish and had trouble staying in character. but the lore implications are hilarious for Terzo HAHAHA. he loves to lie and he's so bad at it.

(BTW i actually don't speak Swedish! if you are a fluent speaker, feel free to correct my translations!)

[delulluart]

More Papas (ft. the infamous leather Cassock) and a cuddly Cardinal

[drapopia]

y’all i know secondo is a grumpy guy but please consider: secondo being silly and goofy when the two of you finally enter into a relationship with each other

imagine: him leaving silly notes for you to wake up to when he has to leave early before you wake up, the occasional doodle of a cock in the margins. he doesn’t only wear silk robes to bed, he has pink boxers with hearts on them that he only lets you see. nobody knows about the novelty socks he wears with his polished dress shoes, except perhaps his brothers who got them for him for the holidays.

and don’t forget the “kiss the cook” apron he wears when he makes the two of you dinner, always leaning his cheek down for a small peck (you never forget). occasionally he will make pancakes on a the rare lazy sunday morning, complete with a crooked chocolate chip smiley face on top.

and he loves his erotica, although he keeps it on a separate shelf away from his religious nonfiction. if he’s feeling particularly silly, he will hold you to his side and read aloud to you (yes, he does voices for the characters. yes, he will also try to do sound effects to make you giggle).

secondo never gave himself the time to pursue any longterm relationships, at least with any partner that cared for him beyond the papal persona. so when you enter his life, he’s slightly frightened to let you see him without his paints, without his robes, in his crewnecks and sweatpants. but when you hold his hand, make a dirty joke and snort to yourself, he can’t think of anything better than making a joke as well.

[ficandkaboodle]

POV: It’s 2:43am and you just woke up to hear “Tesoro, I trew up.”

[blehphegor]

I’m sorry but if Secondo doesn’t get resurrected then appears on screen butt naked and oiled up and then proceeds to walk out of the screen and into the movie theater, I am leaving the theater !!!!

[xpapaemeritus]

blue secondo 🦋

[delusionalbitchinthehouse]

I am so sorry for this, I don't know what happened to me but once again, here I am writting angst instead of happily pretending everyone is alive and happy.

Alpha is a hard ghoul to scare.

He's ancient- not as old as Omega, Zephyr or Earth, but definitely older than most of the newer ghouls. He's seen things, in the pit and topside, beyond horrific, has blood on his hands, and is intimately familiar with its coppery taste.

And yet, as he holds a gasping Omega against his chest, Alpha has never been more terrified in his entire life.

Omega, sturdy, reliable Omega, unshakeable Omega, is falling appart in Alpha's arms, and there's nothing the fire ghoul can do.

Nothing but hold him tight and pray his suffering will end. In his despair, Alpha curses how human they've become, after spending so much time amongst them. Human enough to feel much more than a ghoul should. Human enough to get attatched, to fall in love. Oh, how Alpha curses love.

Omega is sobbing, gut-wreching cries that echo in his bedroom, clinging to Alpha like letting go would kill them both. It takes a while for the fire ghoul to realize the litany of broken noises escaping Omega's mouth are actually words.

I can't, I can't, I can't.

Alpha doesn't need to ask what Omega means. Omega cannot fanthom a world without Terzo. Cannot imagine his life without the one bright star that so thoroughly changed it. Cannot bear the agony of loss and grief. And Alpha is torn between terror and rage. Because he cannot help.

He grieves, too, of course he does. Terzo is- was his friend, Primo his first Papa and a man he highly respected, and Secondo...Alpha would rather not think about the man's rare raspy laugh right now. Something about the taste of missed opportunities isn't very appealing at the moment.

Alpha grieves, too, but he doesn't know what having someone who had weaved their way into his very soul torn away from him feels like. So he tightens his helpless arms around Omega, and prays that there will be something left of the quint's shattered heart.

So yes, Alpha, tough, I've-seen-much-worse Alpha, is trembling in terror as he witnesses the strongest ghoul he ever knew getting torn from the inside out by love's ugly twin, grief.

[nekronyancer]

Secondo hand studies, nothing weird~

Today I give you this, tomorrow? Who knows 🫴

[prequellehh]

This was funnier in my head but my coworker enabled me so I’m still posting it

[max-uhhhh-talks]

A re...re-do of the Ghost timeline...

☆ Primo born about 1930s (stated in wiki)

- Nihil AT LEAST in his 20s, technically

☆ Secondo+Terzo born about 1950s (stated in wiki)

☆ Dance Macabre mv (date unknown)

☆ Kiss the Go-Goat 1969

- Nihil about in his 50s?

- Primo 39

- Secondo + Terzo 19

☆ Copia born ≈ 1970 (stated in wiki)

- 2023 - 1970 = 53. Copia's abt 53 yrs

☆ 2018 Papas die, Copia is cardinal

- Primo ≈ 88

- Secondo + Terzo ≈ 68

☆ 2020 Nihil dies, Copia is Papa

- 110 IF roughly 20 years at primos birth…

☆ 2023 Sister dies, Copia is Frater Imperator

☆ Nihil says he's “almost 80” in 2023 (RHRN), which would mean he was born in 1943 OR 1940 if he died almost as an 80 year old. However that doesn't match with Primos birth year, as Tobias said he was in his 80s when Secondo and Terzo were in their 60s. So either that or the “almost 80” statement isn't accurate😭

[bratty-metalhead]

Don’t fuck with Papa

TikTok: brattymetalhead

[karmicbias]

Okay, but, what if this (Alan Cumming as the Emcee in Cabaret) but Papas (or the Cardinal). Who wore it best?!

If someone felt like drawing (any of) them I would spend my day giggling in delight~

[delulluart]

Tried something new using black ink for this Secondo commission and it turned out quite well