#SCRE AM

[th3e-m4ng0]

woke: megatron with fangs

bespoke: megatron with fangs and a toothgap... .. . . .

[pixiecaps]

spiderbit in a slasher movie au But they arent the killers and of course cellbit is trying to figure put whos doing the murders while roier is associated to the primary victim in some way and they just go through every trope imaginable and they do end up fighting for their lives covered in blood

[i-am-beckyu]

WHAT IF...G!DTeam but they're kids🤩

I say...

GIVESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! We just have a chaotic bunch of giant dteam 5 year olds running around all over the place making an unintentional mess wherever they go.

They would be cute, yet very chaotic but I can guarantee everyone would be awing them having nap time <3

[daybr43ks-lam8]

.. w.. .w.hyyy is.. it. s.. so ha//rd to thi.. think now?..

[smvggled]

⤷ @slaughtyr +    scandal prompts  ( accepting. )   ──      ❝ why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ from joellaaaa

she's had about enough of him today. it isn't the first time and it certainly won't be the last. she can always tell when something's bothering him ── for the most part, when she's in the right headspace, she's even become adept at pinpointing the root of the problem even before it's clear to him. but today? she's fucking exhausted ── a full day of this has been too much even for her to shoulder. every last ounce of her patience visibly deteriorates as she lifts her gaze to look at him. " i am not picking a fight with you, joel. in fact, i've gone out of my way to avoid speaking a full sentence to you all day because this is what you do when you're pissed off. you shut down. so how about you pull it together, use your words, and tell me what the fuckin' problem is? "

[loser-user-noaccuser]

I need to kiss him ASAP

[quesocane]

AKDJSDFKALNFS???¿¿???11??

[exilley]

I am going to keep begging utena fans to PLEASE WATCH IKUHARA’S OTHER WORK he makes very few misses.

[maryibgarry102]

Hey tumblr can you change the usernames on the mobile feed back to the regular font size cause they're TOO DANG SMALL

[p33p33p00p00]

me when i cant sleep because of the horrors

[youaremysunshine-court]

Quick tip if you have a "I must do everything right now" mother and a "I cannot do anything until I've thought about it for 13 hours" father, do not allow them to start any sort of long term project together

[undisclosedproxy]

Possessive, obsessive, aggressive T.R T.N M.R

Summary: This will be a continued little series i will be writing. It’s an au on how Y/N has moved into a house with Theodore, Mattheo and Tom after they finished their schooling at hogwarts.(p.s this is kinda just an intro so give me suggestion on scenarios i should do!!) (My inspo is from this girl who made an Au called “new girl” or smth, if u see this girl ilysm) These three boys are all madly in love with her and they aren’t afraid to show it in all ways necessary, and Y/N? well she doesn’t mind being shared.

The soft wind of the morning sunrise blew through Y/N’s open window, causing her to slowly open her eyes with a soft groan at the change in temperature. One minute she had been cozy and warm, the next she was freezing. There had been a massive party last night at their usual homely manor; she could barely remember anything except dancing, sex, and drinking. Her head throbbed with pain as she slowly sat up, her body aching and her mind spinning. Her tired eyes scanned the room, feeling relieved when everything was clean, as usual. She sighed as she tried to run her fingers through her hair, only to meet large, painful knots. She couldn’t be bothered to deal with this yet; the sun hadn’t even risen, so she didn’t have to either. Y/N fell back onto her soft bed with a thump.

Her eyes snapped open when she heard loud pots and pans clattering downstairs. She knew instantly who it was—Tom. Why is this guy always so nonchalant, doing the most random things? She forced her tired body out of bed and practically dragged herself and her rats nest of hair to the kitchen, where he was currently attempting to clean the basically trashed manor.

”You’re awake.” he said dryly, his face as still and emotionless as usual.

Y/N’s brows furrowed in annoyance as she watched him clean up cups and trash from their sleek counters. He was dressed in his usual day attire—neither too casual nor too formal. Y/N always wondered how he was always so put together and organized. It was one of the reasons she adored him so much. He had been there for her when she felt like her life was falling apart, helping her piece it back together.

”You’re loud.” Y/N responded back with the same dry tone in her voice.

“Well I do sincerely apologise I have cleaning to do. You imbeciles trashed the manor.” Tom said in his monotone voice as he stood up straight to look Y/N in the eyes.

“Please just be quieter..” Y/N murmured as she flopped onto the large couch, Tom watched her from behind the counter, times like this is when he really enjoys the open concept of the manor, he can watch her do everything.

”I. am. sorry.” He said in a forced voice, Tom doesn’t apologise, he’s never apologised to anyone, expect Y/N. He has a special place for her in his heart, they all do, hence they all moved in together.

”mph” she murmured back already half asleep on the couch.

Tom walked over to the cupboard with long strides and grabbed a lancet from the top shelf and draped it over Y/N and kissed her forehead and let her rest.

2 and a half hours later

”Are you serious? you’re kicking me out?” An annoying loud female voice screeched from upstairs as her loud thumping stomps could be heard throughout the whole home.

”Not even a good morning? or making me breakfast?” she yelled angrily, obviously still pretty under the influence of the copious amounts of alcohol and drugs she did last night.

“Morni-” Mattheo started with a yawn as he came downstairs to a sleeping Y/N and a grumpy Tom.

”Shut up.” Tom huffed cutting him off.

”Why so angry dearest brother? You didn’t get any pussy last night?” Mattheo asked obviously just trying to get under Toms skin as much as he can.

”I do not indulge in those ludicrous activities you and Nott get into.” Tom said shoving a paper plate of a food that was unrecognisable into the trash bag he was holding, a grim look plastered onto his face.

”Speaking of those ludicrous activities, what is that god awful screeching emitting from Theodores quarters.” Tom said looking around in disgust as he assessed the progress of cleaning he had done.

”I have no idea what you just said.” Mattheo said standing in the middle of the open kitchen and living room awkwardly as he stared blankly at his brother.

”What? Are you-? Forget it. Go tell them to close their mouths, they’ll wake up Y/N.” Tom said glancing over Y/Ns sleeping figure that somehow hasn’t awakened from the squealing. Mattheo’s gaze softened at the sight, he was about to go upstairs but was interrupted.

“FUCK YOU THEODORE NOTT!” The girl screamed, finally shes revealed herself, she ran down the stairs wearing just a skimpy red thong as she bundled up her dark blue dress to her chest to cover her and use the last bit of decency she was holding on to.

Tom and Mattheo watched as the girl ran out of the manor angrily, still muttering rude words directed to Theodore. Theodore’s foot steps got louder as he came down the stairs quickly, he was wearing just boxers obviously he had an eventful night. He opened the door forcefully and threw her heels at her accidentally hitting her straight in the head.

”OUCH!” She screeched from outside.

Theodore sighed as he locked the door with a quick motion. He turned to everyone else, an amused and tired Mattheo, a grumpy Tom and a just woken up, confused Y/N.

”What?” Theodore asked confused as he stared blankly back at everyone.

[likethecolorblog]

My Man

WARNING : Smut, Praises, Oral (m, f receiving), Rough, Fem POV.

(For you to imagine with your fav character of whatever you want... Enjoy and leave your comments with ideas and critics ♡)

It was late at night when I return from work, that day I just talked with him for few minutes in lunch time and then we didn't talk back.

Once I open the door and walk inside everything was dark 'is he in the house?' I thought as I put my things at the little table of the couch.

I walk to the bedroom the bed empty as I undress to change into my pajamas to be more comfy, thats when I felt two hands in my breast squeezing them "you came late today darl, why?" He whispered in my ear I just could make a little noise "can't speak properly? Did little mouse got your tongue?" God he was mocking me , he was smirking as he was rubbing his bulge in my ass.

"I... I got a lot of pa-paper work in the last minute" I whispered as I look at him, he was enjoying how vulnerable I was "awwww... poor little thing" he was faking sympathy, as he put me on my knees and look down at me "let's put that pretty mouth to work hon" he took out his cock as he stroke it few times before grab my hair and put my face near it.

I suck it deeply to the end, my eyes were with tears as I took his cock complete hearing his groans and praises "that's my good girl" "so pretty down there" "your mouth is like heaven to me darling" he thrust his hips more into my mouth a little rough but still taking the charge until he stop and took out his cock "wanna cum inside your pretty pussy babe, so get on bed and already those pretty legs"

I did and to be honest I thought he was just gonna fuck me but.. what a surprise when I felt his mouth in my clit  "f..uck" I moan slowly as I stroke his hair, his tongue was working so fucking delicious in my pussy that I could even say a coherent word "so.... good, f..uc..k!!" "Moreeeeeeee" I was a complete mess, my eyes rolled back, my mouth wide open, my nipples hard as fuck and he was just looking deeply into my eyes.

He thrust 2 fingers hard as I scream "that's right.. let's everyone know who make you scream like this just with few fingers" at this point I was into subspace, he was cock about it just with that smirk on his face the whole time.. the after I got my orgasm he slap my pussy and lean his cock into my entrance, my poor legs were shaking and I was breathless "if you want we can continue tomo-" he was mocking me about it but I cut him off "ju..st fuck m...eee" damn was my surprise when he just thrust inside and I leave a loud scream, I'm sure the neighbors heard that.

"Scre...am for me pretty, you feels so fucking good... damn, you so fucking tight" he say between groans and whisperes as I was just screaming and moaning loud like a whore.

After few minutes of him thrusting inside me, his fingers in my clit and his mouth in my nipples I got my other orgasm and he could cum "gonna cum inside you babe.... making you a mommy an- ahhhh.. let you carry... my babies inside you" he thrust more and more, biting my neck and finally cumming inside me with a last groan

I was a sweaty mess and he was just there, deep inside me looking at my eyes while I have spams because it was just too much for me.

He took it out and look for a towel to clean me up and then cuddle me from behind leaving kisses in mu neck, shoulder and cheek "you did good pretty, I love you" he whisperes in my ear before I just knock off into dreamland.

Characters: Bakugou , Zoro , laxus, Damon Salvatore, saiki , kid , shikamaru , Chuck Bass...

[hitomisuzuya]

HI SUZUU!! HOPE YOU'RE DOING GREATT!

can i request sextoyworker! scara and fem!reader?

Scaramouche x fem!reader. Smut. Sex toys. Fingering. Cunilligus. Orgasm denial. Overstimulation. Some degradation. Bondage.

Hello, dear ❤️🥺 I am doing okay.

Being in the profession that he was, Scaramouche had the unique opportunity to test out new toys. After all, he needed to know how it worked and what to tell the customer about it.

He enjoyed testing them out on you, on this particular day on his lunch break. Except, he planned on taking more than just an hour. He was always eager to find new ways to make you fall apart for him.

Scaramouche was pumping a vibrator shiny with your cum in and out of your mouth. He had four new toys to try out on you. He'd made you cum twice already in rapid succession.

Your eyes were filled with a lovestruck adoration for him. "What do we say when I let you cum?" He asked, taking the vibrator out of your mouth.

"Th-Thank you," You said, panting a little from the intensity of your orgasm.

"Good girl," Scaramouche gave your throbbing clit a few rewarding rubs, making you mewll in pleasure as you rolled your hips up into his fingers. Grasping your chin, he kissed you, pushing his tongue into your mouth.

"Roll over onto your stomach," He said, biting your lower lip as he pulled away. Your lips lingered on his, cutting the line of saliva that connect your tongues before you did as you were told.

Scaramouche got a silk ribbon out of the drawer of his nightstand. He tied your wrists together and tied the ribbon to the head board. "Ass up in the air," He commanded, smacking a hand across your ass.

Yelping, you raised your ass up for him. Scaramouche grabbed a ribbed rabbit vibrator, rubbing the tip over your clit before turning it on. Putting it on the lowest setting, he slowly pumped in and out of your drenched cunt.

The soft vibrations of the end on your clit made it throb more as the as the vibrator nudged and stimulated your sweet spot. "Ah, God, I already feel like I am gonna cum again," You cried out, writhing as you pushed your hips back into the toy.

"Is that right?" Scaramouche purred, turning the toy's setting up one, pumping it a little faster in and out of you. "Are you going to cum hard, kitten?"

"Yes! Yes, I am," Your body trembled in pleasure, one hand gripping the sheets tightly. You could feel it, the knot of your orgasm was going to break apart any moment now. You let a loud, excited sounding moan the tighter and more consistent your walls clamped around the vibrator.

He rested it against your sweet spot, making pleasure build up in intensity before cruelly taking it out of your cunt. Your walls clamped around nothing, making you whimper in protest. He left you there, aching your release while he took off his clothes.

Scaramouche squeezed and stroked his cock for a few moments, drinking in the way your wet cunt looked before he picked up a toy specifically to stimulate your clit. Turning on the toy, he pressed it on your clit as he lined the head of his cock up with your entrance.

The stimulation from the toy on your clit made your walls clamped almost immediate around his cock as he pushed it inside of you. "Fuck hell, you are so tight," He cursed, bottoming out inside of you with a snap of his hips. "Fucking slut," He rubbed the toy around on your clit, fucking his cock into you in a dizzying pace.

Your fingernails dug into your palms, burying your face into the pillows. Scaramouche grabbed a hand of your hair, turning your head so he could hear your cries of pleasure unmuffled.

Overstimulation was making you drool, and tears sting in your eyes. "Am your good girl, Scara?!Am I?!" You babbled, your body going limp from intense pleasure.

"Such a good girl," He groaned, his eyes rolling closed as his cock throbbed, "such a fucking slut," Each word was followed up with a harsher thrust. He was so wrapped up in chasing his own impending orgasm that he forgot to deny you yours.

You screamed his name, squirting on his cock as you choked back sobs of pleasure. Scaramouche turned the toy up on the highest setting. Cursing in Japanese, his cock throbbed one final time before his cum ribboned inside of you.

Scaramouche fucked you through his orgasm, pulling out once he was satisfied. He untied your wrists and rolled you over. "We aren't done yet, doll," He said, picking up the rabbit vibrator again. He turned it on and handed it to you. "Be a good girl as fuck yourself with it. I want to cum down your throat watching you get yourself off."

[pupsmailbox]

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