#and he doesnt do anything at the end of the screing he just sits back | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

youaremysunshine-court · 2 years ago

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Quick tip if you have a "I must do everything right now" mother and a "I cannot do anything until I've thought about it for 13 hours" father, do not allow them to start any sort of long term project together

#everyone is screaming at everyone else #we have to see a man today and it is literally the hardest thing they have ever done #everything is an argument #'why havent you ordered this yet' 'ill do it ma dont worry' 'do it now youve been sitting there for two hours doing nothing' 'ill do it wha #t are you getting so upset for. why dont you go pray maybe youll feel better. everyone come for family prayers' 'CALL THE DAMNED MAN ABOUT #THE FUCKING SHEETS' 'after we pray'#the worst thing about my dad is hes as irritating as mum except he does it by being calm as anything while youre screaming at him #and he doesnt do anything at the end of the screing he just sits back #so now i am taking a scythe and i am going to clear the shit away myself. its the only way itll ever get done #i cant wait to get my permanent license so i can just go by myself and do this shit #and ME who has the most experience with clearing ground because i used to do MANUAL LABOUR am being ignored #why? she asked my dad and he was like we'll see and i was like '*have you done this before*?' and he was like 'no. but we'll see'#I CANT DEAL WITH THAT KIND OF LAID BACK ATTITUDE THIS IS WHY YOU ARE RETIRED WITH NO ASSETS OR LAND OR ANYTHING #not proactive in the least #god damn #blue's blues #whatever #its whatever #and my mum cant drive so shes basically useless bc all she does is scream for things to get done #yeah maybe if you put your best foot down on the accelerator we could get shit done around here #jesus fucking christ no well just pray about i guess and maybe god will go hoe down the earth for us #like #you cant 'pray about it' if you arent out there doing the thing you prayed about too #its like sitting at home and going 'i need eggs i guess ill just pray about it' no dude youve gotta go to the fucking market #and then god will see that you get eggs #because you went to the fucking merket #a hen isnt going to fly into your porch and lay eggs for you #fucking hell #yeah okay im gonna leave now and hope to god my dad hasnt just gone back to sleep or some shit #hi im jay and this has been a rant

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