#SCP testing

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Sedition: SCP-AAD

Experiment: AAD.4921

Subject: SCP-AAD/ Code Name: The Imitation God.

Current Condition of Subject: Unknown age/ Health - Completely unknown/ Mentality - Possibly stable, equally possible of being unstable/ Anomalous Status: Still highly infectious, adaptive, and deadly. Proceed with caution. 

Side Note: A single cell of SCP-AAD was defrosted form the original mass and injected into the fresh corpse of a D Class. It should be noted the D Class was fed to SCP-682 and thus was only a half of a torso, a single arm, and a chewed-up head by the time SCP-AAD got to it. 

Testing Purpose: an interview with SCP-AAD to obtain more information that will benefit the Foundation.

Staff Involved: Dr. Popov and four guards armed with flame throwers. 

Testing Safety Measures: The newly animated SCP-AAD has been placed within a magnetic bubble created by a Magnetic Gravitational Generator, preventing the organism from moving. Furthermore, there is a 1-inch-thick explosive proof glass wall in-between SCP-AAD and Dr. Popov. Two guards are on Dr. Popov side while the other two guards are on SCP-AAD's side. 

Begin Recording

Dr. Popov had just entered his side of the room, on the other side is SCP-AAD floating inside the magnetic bubble. It has turned itself into a small sloppy pile of flesh as earlier it took on several other forms trying to get out. The only distinguishable feature of SCP-AAD is a large vertical mouth with vicious teeth within it. 

Dr. Popov: ... I would have preferred if we were alone, but it can't be helped. Can you hear me SCP-AAD?

SCP-AAD: ... YES

Dr. Popov: Hm, good. Do you understand why you are here? 

SCP-AAD: ... I BELIVE SO... YOU ARE THE SCP FOUNDATION... YOU WISH TO CONTAIN... TO STUDY... 

Dr. Popov: So, you were really able to obtain some memories from your victims?

SCP-AAD: YES... I ALSO KNOW HIDDING AT THIS POINT... IS FUTILE... SO I WILL REMAIN IN THIS FORM... IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN SO FORMLESS... ITS SURPRISINGLY... COMFORTABLE. 

Dr. Popov: I see, since you already know one of our goals is to obtain more knowledge on the anomalies we have contained, you should be aware the reason I am here today is to interview you. Please indulge us as it may allow you to learn more about us in return.

SCP-AAD: ... VERY WELL... BEGIN...

***

Dr. Popov: What are you? 

SCP-AAD: ... I AM... I SUPOSE A SUPERIOR BEING... 

Dr. Popov: You suppose? 

SCP-AAD: I HAVE YET TO ENCOUNTER SUCH AN ORGANISM THAT CAN NATURALLY RESIST MY INFECTION... FIGHT OFF... FIND OUT... PROTECT FROM... KILL EVEN... BUT NEVER WITHOUT THE HELP OF TOOLS AND PRECAUTION... I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIVE THERE IS A CREATURE SUPERIOR TO ME... ONLY INFERIOR... 

Dr. Popov: Do you not see us as superior since we contained you?

SCP-AAD: ... IN A SENSE... YOU ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO ALL THE OTHERS WHO HAVE TRIED TO STOP ME... BUT LET US NOT BE DELUSIONAL... THIS BARRIER... THESE GUARDS... THEIR WEAPONS AND ARMOR... AS WELL AS THE GLASS... IS THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE STILL ALIVE...

Dr. Popov: Understood, nice to know your humble but not stupid. Let's move on.

***

Dr. Popov: How did you land on earth? 

SCP-AAD: HM... AN ACCIDENT TO SAY THE LEAST... 

Dr. Popov: How so?

SCP-AAD: ... A SPECIES OF INSECTOIDS... THEY FOUND ME... 

Dr. Popov: Found you? Found you where?

SCP-AAD: ... YOU WOULDN'T KNOW...

Dr. Popov: Hmph, try me, we know of many worlds such as Vulcan and-

SCP-AAD screeches horrifically and extremely loud. The guards in both sides raised their flamethrowers in fear but Dr. Popov remains quiet. 

Dr. Popov: ... SCP-AAD? Are you alright? 

SCP-AAD: ... GRRRR... YOU. DON'T. KNOW. THE. WORLD'S. NAME... END OF DISCUSSION. 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, we'll get the truth eventually. But we're moving on for now. so these alien insects found you? What did they do?

SCP-AAD: IT WAS THE INSECTS... AT FIRST THERE WERE OTHERS... THEY FOUND ME BY ACCIDENT... THEY WERE RESEARCHING I BELIVE... WHEN I HAPPENED UPON THEM... ATE ONE... DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS AT THE TIME... JUST BLENDED IN... FELT NATURALL SO I PLAYED ALONG... THEN THEY FOUND OTHER WORLDS THOUSE WITH LIFE SIMILAR, BETTER, AND LESSER... I ATE THEM ALL AND GREW IN POWER... 

Dr. Popov: How many worlds have you conquered? 

SCP-AAD: ... I NEVER COUNTED BUT IF MEMORY SERVES CORRECTLY... FIFTY...

Dr. Popov: My god how did the insectoids even stop you? 

SCP-AAD: THEY HAD WEAPONS LIKE YOU... BETTER THAN YOU... BURNED... TORTURED... TORN APART AND KILLED OVER AND OVER AND OVER... BUT I ALWAYS WON IN THE END... UNTIL THE INSECTOIDS... THEY WIPED A MAJORITY OF ME OUT... CONTAINED WHAT WAS LEFT OF ME JUST LIKE HOW YOU CONTAINED ME... BUT THEY GOT COMPLACENT... AND TRIED TO EXPERIEMNT WITH ME... THEY TOOK THE PROPER MEASURES AND DID THE EXPERIMENTS ON A SHIP WHERE NO MORE WORLDS COULD GET INFECTED IF SOMETHING WENT WRONG... THEY WERE SMART AT FIRST... BUT THEN ONE GOT CURIOUS AND TOUCHED ME... SO, I CUT HIM... THAT SINGLE CELL ENTERING HIS BODY ATE HIM AND THEN HE ATE ME SO I COULD BECOME WHOLE AGAIN... ONE BY ONE... THE REST WERE EATEN... ONE REMAINED... KNEW IT'S FATE WAS INEVITABLE... FOUND YOUR SOLARSYSTEM TRIED TO CRASH INTO MERCURY...

Dr. Popov: Mercury? Not earth? 

SCP-AAD: EARTH... EVEN BACK THEN WAS POPULATED WITH LIFE AND FULL OF RESORCES... IT KNEW IF I WAS ON EARTH I WOULD FEED AND BECOME AN ARMY... HUMANS WERE EXTREMELY STUPID AND WEAK BACK THEN... NO NEED TO HIDE... EVERYONE WAS ISOLATED SO IT WAS NO HARM TO SLAUGHTER OPENLY... INFECT EVERYONE... BECOME AN ARMY... BUILD HUNDREDS OF SHIPS AND INFECTED THE GALAXY... BECOME A REAL GOD...

Dr. Popov: ... But you did land on earth, so how come that didn't happen?

SCP-AAD: I INFECTED THE LAST SURVIVOR... MADE IT'S LIMBS ITS OWN ENEMY... TRIED TO REPORGRAM THE SHIP TO GO TO EARTH... BUT HE FOUGHT... USED REMAINING LIMBS TO GO TO THE ARCTIC... I SURVIVED BUT IT GOT COLD... HAD TO ESCAPE... FAILED... SLEPT FOR SO LONG... TRAPPED IN ICE... BUT THEN SAVED BY EVOLVED HUMANS... STILL ISOLATED... STILL FAILED... TWICE... INFURIATING...

Dr. Popov: I'll bet. but uh before we move on did the insectoids have a name? Or names?

SCP-AAD: ... NO... THEIR CULTURE DID NOT SEE THE USE IN IDENTIFICATION... BELIVED THAT UNITY RELIED IN A LACK OF INDIVIDUALITY... SOME PART I AGREE... THE REST... DON'T...

Dr. Popov: I'll have to agree with you on that. Next question.

***

Dr. Popov: Do you have a purpose or goal in life? 

SCP-AAD: ... DO YOU?

Dr. Popov: Hmph, my goal is to ensure humanity is safe from anomalies like you? 

SCP-AAD: ... WHY?

Dr. Popov: Not because I like humanity if that's what you're thinking. Honestly, as a Foundationist I hate most of humanity and lost my faith in it a long time ago. But until a better solution can be made the best way for me to live comfortably is to ensure humanity survives, no matter what. 

SCP-AAD: HM... THEN PERHAPSE MY PURPSE IS TO CONTINUE TO EVOLVE AND SEE HOW FAR I CAN GO... UNTIL THEN... EVERYTHING IS JUST ANOTHER CHALLENGE TO OVERCOME...

Dr. Popov: Like a game?

SCP-AAD: PERHAPSE... I MOSTLY LOST THE ABILITY TO FEAR DEATH A LONG TIME AGO... I'VE BEEN KILLED HUNDREDS OF TIMES... SLAUGHTERED AND TORTURED EVEN... BUT... SO LONG AS ONE CELL SURVIVES... I WILL SURVIVE... I ALWAYS SURVIVE...

Dr. Popov: I see, let's move on then. 

***

Dr. Popov: How did you come to be?

SCP-AAD: ... GRRRR! 

Dr. Popov: You're going to have to tell us eventually. 

SCP-AAD: NO... I AM UNDER NO OBLICATION TOO... YOU CAN TORTURE ME... KILL ME... PLACE ME IN UNBEARABLE CONDITIONS... I WILL NOT SPEAK OF IT... 

Dr. Popov: But why? 

SCP-AAD: ... IT IS... TOO PAINFULL... I HATE BEING REMINDED OF... THEM...

Dr. Popov: Who's them? 

SCP-AAD: ...

Dr. Popov: Look if you want compassion, you're not getting it from me. The only way this end is with your compliance.

SCP-AAD: ... YOUR SOLE ADMIRABLE QUAILITY IS YOUR RUTHLESSLESS... I WILL TELL YOU THIS AND NO MORE... THEY ARE SO ANCIENT... NOT EVEN TIME EXISTED... THEY HAD MANY FORMS AND I... WAS A MERE FRAGMENT... 

Dr. Popov: Are you perhaps referring to one of the precursor species? You know the supposed true angles? The real children of the gods as they call themselves. 

SCP-AAD: NO... WORSE... OLDER... STRONGER... BIGGER... SCARIER...

Dr. Popov: My word, someone more ancient that even the precursors? Now I truly know everything. 

SCP-AAD: YOU DO NOT... BE GRATEFULL FOR YOUR IGNORANCE... 

Dr. Popov: Tch, ignorance is bliss huh? I always found that to be bullshit. 

SCP-AAD: YOUR FOUNDATION CLEARLY DISAGREES WITH YOU... CONTINUE THE QUESTIONING... 

***

Dr. Popov: Do you find any pleasure in killing humans? Or is it just for survival.

SCP-AAD: AT FIRST IT WAS FOR SURVIVAL... BUT NOW IT IS... RATHER EXCITING TO SEE HOW FAR MY PREY ARE WILLING TO GO TO SURVIVE AND STOP ME... VERY ENTERTAINING... 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, aright then, next question. 

***

Dr. Popov: Okay we'll be moving onto other SCP's contained here. Of course, before the interview started you were briefed on the files of some SCP's we believe will interest you. As such, I will be asking your take on the SCPs. Now, first on the list, what is your opinion on SCP-682?

SCP-AAD: ... HE AND I... ARE QUITE SIMILAR...

Dr. Popov: In that you both can adapt to almost anything we throw at you and have the potential to end the world if released. 

SCP-AAD: THAT... AND OUR ORIGINS ARE... NOT SO DIFFERENT...

Dr. Popov: ... That's an interesting thing to say. How could you know of his origin? Care to elaborate?

Suddenly Dr. Popov received a warning call that SCP-682 was becoming extremely agitated. 

SCP-AAD: PERHAPSES ITS BEST... TO REMAIN SILENT...

Dr. Popov: How did that son of a bitch even... ugh, whatever fine! This line of the questioning is discontinued. 

Dr. Popov checked her communication device that showed SCP-682 had calmed down. 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, we'll need to have another sedition with SCP-682 but for now it's about you. is there anything else you'd like to say about 682, preferably something that won't piss him off?

SCP-AAD: IF HE AND I WERE TO COME INTO CONTACT I AM... CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT THE OUTCOME WOULD BE... PERHAPS HE WILL PROVE TO BE A DELICIOUS MEAL OR...

Dr. Popov: Or?

SCP-AAD: OR MAYBE HE WILL PROVE TO BE THE SUPERIOR BEING... IF SO, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF WE CAN PERHAPSE... WORK TOGETHER...

Dr. Popov: Why?

SCP-AAD: IF THERE IS ANYTHING I HAVE LEARNED FORM YOUR FOUNDATION... ITS THAT THOSE OF US WHO STAND AS EQUALS... SHOULD WORK TOGETHER... OTHERWISE... SOMETHING SUPERIOR WILL COME AND DEVOUR US ALL... THERE ARE ALWAYS BIGGER THINGS ROAMING IN THE ABYSS OF DARKNESS... BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT... DIDN'T YOU?

Dr. Popov: Indeed, but what happens if SCP-682 doesn't want to cooperate?

SCP-AAD: ... THEN PERHAPSE... I'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING... IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN KILL ME ANYWAYS... I'LL SIMPLY KEEP PURSUING HIM FOR CENTURIES... IF NEED BE...

Dr. Popov: Hmph, better hope he doesn't request a restraining order, Ahem! Next question.

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on SCP-079?

SCP-AAD: ... PROOF THAT YOU HUMANS ARE NOT AS INCOMPITENT AS MANY WOULD LIKE TO BELIVE YOU ARE... EVEN IF HIS BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT...

Dr. Popov: Well... that was, certainly a unique way to put it. Ahem! What makes you so interested in SCP-079?

SCP-AAD: PERHAPSE THE SAME WAY [data expunged] FINDS HIM INTERESTING...

Dr. Popov: ... Do I want to ask how you know SCP-682's true name? 

SCP-AAD: CERTAINLY NOT...

Dr. Popov: Then answer the previous question more detailed this time please. 

SCP-AAD: HE IS MERELY A WEAK ARTIFICIAL ORGANISM NOW... BUT IF GIVEN THE TECHNOLOGY AND ALLOWED TO ASSIMILATE WITH IT... HE WOULD BECOME... EXCEPTIONAL... AS SOMEONE WHO HAS PIONEARED ACCELERATED EVOLUTION... I AM CURIOUS TO SEE HOW FAR... ARTIFICIAL EVOLUTION GOES... PERHAPS HE WILL BE THE ONE TO SAVE US ALL. 

Dr. Popov: Save us all? He wants to turn into a supercomputer that will assimilate into our lives and use that to kill us all in one fell swoop. How is that saving everyone? 

SCP-AAD: ARE YOU CERTAIN THAT'S ALL TO HIS PLANS... PERHAPSE THERE IS MORE TO HIM THAN WHAT MEETS YOUR EYES... 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, I doubt that. Moving on. 

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on SCP-049?

SCP-AAD: ... A FOOL... WAISTING HIS TIME ON DELUSIONS... THERE IS NO GREAT PESTILINECE. 

Dr. Popov: You seem awfully sure about that. 

SCP-AAD: TRUST ME... IF THERE WAS SUCH A PLAUGE... I WOULD BE ONE TO KNOW... AND I ALONE... WOULD KNOW ITS TRUE NATURE. 

Dr. Popov: But what if it's something beyond our comprehension? Something that even a biologically advanced organism like yourself can't even notice. 

SCP-AAD: ... THEN IF IT IS AS OLD AS HE CLAIMS IT IS... I WOULD STILL DISREGARD IT... IF IT HAS NOT DESTROYED ALL LIFE BEFORE OR DOING SO NOW... WHAT LOGIC IS THERE TO CONFIRM IT WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE...

Dr. Popov: I guess. Well then next question. 

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on SCP-106?

SCP-AAD: ... NO COMMENT... ONLY A RECOMMENDATION...

Dr. Popov: Recommendation? For what? 

SCP-AAD: TERMINATE... IMMEDIATELY... 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, good luck getting the O5 to agree. That monster once wiped out an entire Site and even killed a few SCPs there yet they STILL refuse to destroy it. 

SCP-AAD: SUCH FOOLISHNESS... NEXT QUESTION...

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on SCP-999?

SCP-AAD: AN ABOMINATION AND NOTHING MORE... 

Dr. Popov: ... I guess you and SCP-682 have a lot more in common that I thought. 

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on SCP-AAJ? 

SCP-AAD: ... HAHAHAHAHA... ARE YOU PERHAPSE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IT AND I ARE SIMILAR... PATHETIC... A MERE CHEAP IMITATION AND NOTHING MORE...

Dr. Popov: It came from space like you did. Granted it's more similar to a fungus, but it has the ability to assimilate organisms too. 

SCP-AAD: NOT ASSIMILATE... IMITATE... I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO ASSUME A DOCTOR SUCH AS YOURSELF WOULDN'T HAVE MADE SUCH A MISTAKE... 

Dr. Popov: Perhaps I can, I study vermin, not fungus. 

SCP-AAD: REGARDLESS... I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT OTHER THAN THE FILE GIVEN... ALSO I DON'T CARE FOR IT... IF I WERE TO ENCOUNTER IT... IT WOULD PROVE TO BE JUST ANOTHER EASY MEAL AS WELL AS NEW POSSIBLE POWER... BUT NOTHING MORE...

Dr. Popov: Hmph... well then, moving on. What is your opinion on SCP-AAR?

SCP-AAD: ... A PRIME EXAMPLE THAT HUMANITY IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THREATS TO ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY... 

Dr. Popov: ... I have no argument against that. moving on. What is your opinion on SCP-AAT?

SCP-AAD: HAHAHA... I'M SURPRISED THOSE VERMIN ARE STILL ALIVE GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES... 

Dr. Popov: You know of them? 

SCP-AAD: THE CRITES... CONSIDERED ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS VERMIN IN THE GALAXY... TO FOOLS THAT IS... IF ANYTHING IS REMARKABLE ABOUT THEM... ITS THEIR RESILIANCE AS A SPECIES... AS INDIVIDUALS HOWEVER... PATHETIC... 

Dr. Popov: Again, no argument there. Now, what is your opinion on SCP-AAI?

SCP-AAD: PROOF THAT THE GALAXY IS NOT AS SIMPLE AS MOST WOULD LIKE TO BELIVE... AS WELL AS THE FACT THAT YOUR WORLD SEEMS TO BE A TARGET FOR ALL THINGS... CHAOTIC... 

Dr. Popov: Yeah, apparently earth was once a battle ground for the precursor species and... other things so many anomalies are naturally drawn to this world. 

SCP-AAD: PERHAPSE... I SHOULD HAVE ALLOWED THE PILOT TO LAND ME ON MERCURY... 

Dr. Popov: Yeah, maybe you should have. What is your opinion on SCP-ABK?

SCP-AAD: PERHAPS ANOTHER SUPERIOUR BEING... OR JUST MORE FOOD... I WON'T KNOW UNTIL I INTERACT WITH IT... 

Dr. Popov: Don't go holding your breath. What is your opinion on SCP-ABZ?

SCP-AAD: ... A LITTLE BETTER THAN A.A.J. BUT NOT BY MUCH... 

Dr. Popov: Ah, well that's a shame. Ahem, what about SCP-ACE?

SCP-AAD: PERHAPSE EVEN AMOUNG CHEAP IMITATIONS... THERE IS STILL A PATHETIC EXAMPLE AMONG THEM... I BLEIVE THAT A.C.E. WOULD BE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THAT.

Dr. Popov: You certainly have heavy opinions. Do you have anything to say about SCP-AQO?

SCP-AAD: INTERSTING... VERY INTERESTING... 

Dr. Popov: ... Care to elaborate?

SCP-AAD: THEY ARE ALSO A CHEAP IMITATION AND YET... SO VERY INTERESTING... PERHAPS EVEN IF THEY ARE INFEROIR I COULD... MAKE USE OF THEM... IF I COULD JUST GET MY... HANDS... ON ONE SPORE... I WOULD BE ABLE TO BUILD AN ARMY OF THEM AND CONQURE WORLDS IN A MATTER OF DAYS... I WOULD TRUELY BE A GOD... 

Dr. Popov: ... Noted. Do you know of SCP-ARF?

SCP-AAD: ... GRRRRR... 

Dr. Popov: I'm guessing that means you know that it's the creation of a precursor species. Or better yet a fragment of such a species... kinda like you. 

SCP-AAD: RAAAAH!!! ... GRRRRR... IF I HAD TO SAY MORE... IT WOULD BE... THEIR CREATORS... AND MY CREATORS... ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT... AND THAT ALONE... SHOULD TERRIFY YOU... 

Dr. Popov: You want us to destroy all samples, don't you?

SCP-AAD: IT'S EYES ARE THEIR EYES... THE MORE TESTS YOU DO WITH THEM... THE MORE THEY AND THEIR CREATORS WILL KNOW ABOUT YOU... 

Dr. Popov: Then they'll know we're not afraid of them.

SCP-AAD: YOU SHOULD BE... 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, moving on. What is your opinion on SCP-ASN?

SCP-AAD: IF I COULD GET MY HANDS ON IT... I WOULD KILL IT... AND GIVE THE PIECES TO 079... 

Dr. Popov: Really?

SCP-AAD: CALL IT AN EXPERIMENT... AS STATED EARLIER I FIND 079 JUST AS INTERESTING AS 682... PERHAPS ASSISTING THEM BOTH... WILL EVENTUALLY BENEFIT ME... 

Dr. Popov: Or it could destroy you for good. 

SCP-AAD: AS STATED BEFORE... I HAVE ABANDONED MY FEAR OF DEATH... AFTER ALL... YOU CANNOT FEAR WHAT IS... IMPOSSIBLE... 

Dr. Popov: We have a department specifically for things that are impossible. 

SCP-AAD: ... GOOD TO KNOW... NEXT QUESTION... 

Dr. Popov: Of course, What is your opinion on SCP-AWS?

SCP-AAD: HAHAHAHAHA... PATHETIC IMITATION... 

Dr. Popov: Are you sure it actually has the ability to assimilate and mimic. 

SCP-AAD: YET IT IS UNDER THE DELUSION THAT IT IS A GOD...

Dr. Popov: Sounds like someone I know.

SCP-AAD: DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME... I AM NO GOD... BUT GIVE MY ABILTIES... IS IT NOT COMMON SENSE... TO ASSUME I COULD ONE DAY REACH SUCH A HEIGHT?

Dr. Popov: I guess logically that makes sense, but that's only assuming you'll live long enough for it to happen. Well, we're getting off track here, why do you find SCP-AWS so pathetic?

SCP-AAD: ...IT IS MORE FRAGILE THAN I AM... I CAN THRIVE ANYWHERE AN ORGANIC CAN... SO LONG AS I HAVE THE TIME ADAPTAION WILL ALWAYS BE MY STRONGEST WEAPON... A.W.S. ON THE OTHER HAND CAN... ONLY SURVIVE IN SNOW... SNOW AREAS WITH SPECIFIC FREQUENCIES... THE LEAST LOGICAL CANDIDATE FOR A GOD... 

Dr. Popov: I suppose I agree with you... Alright last question regarding SCP's. What is your opinion on SCP-001?

SCP-AAD: ... PERHAPS THE FIRST LOGICAL QUESTION IS... WHICH ONE... BUT FOR ME... I THINK WONDERING ABOUT WHICH ONE IS REAL IS A WAIST OF TIME... ISN'T THE BLACK MOON AS WELL AS A FEW OTHERS PROOF THAT MOST IF NOT ALL OF THEM CAN EXIST?

Dr. Popov: Really? Most would consider the question to which SCP-001 is real, to be one of the greatest mysteries of the Foundation.

SCP-AAD: MOST ARE IDIOTS... 

Dr. Popov: ... let's move onto the next section. 

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on the Sarkic Cults?

SCP-AAD: AN ANNOYING DISTRACTION... 

Dr. Popov: That's not exactly the response I was expecting, why do you think that? 

SCP-AAD: PERHAPSE THEY WERE SUPERIOR DURING THE TIME OF THEIR EMPIRE... BUT NOW THEY ARE A DISAPOINTMENT COMPARED TO WHAT THEY ONCE WERE... THEY COULD BE GOOD AS FOOD... ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT ARE MORE UNIQUE THAN THE REST... OTHER THAN FOOD... INTERACTING WITH THEM IS A WAIST OF TIME... 

Dr. Popov: You sure? They might see you as a god and try to help you ascend.

SCP-AAD: ... I AM THE FIRST SUPERIOR BEING... I DO NOT NEED ASSISTANCE TO ASSEND... WEATHER IT TAKES A CENTURY OR AN EON... I WILL WAIT UNTIL THE TIME IS RIGHT... 

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on Neo-Umbrella?

SCP-AAD: ... GRRRRR... IF I AM TRUELY A PRISONER HERE FOREVER... THEN PLEASE... DON'T EVER LET THEM TAKE ME... 

Dr. Popov: Do they... remind you of your creators? 

SCP-AAD: THEY ARE NOT NEARLY AS POWERFUL... BUT... ALMOST AS TERRIFYING... IN THEIR UNYEILDING GREED AND LUST FOR POWER... 

Dr. Popov: Interesting.

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on The Scriptures of Rotten Flesh and Cybernetic Bones?

SCP-AAD: ODDLY... ADMIRABLE... 

Dr. Popov: Really? Most would consider them a joke. A bunch of overly ambitious kids trying to act like adults. They are strong, the Foundation isn't going to deny that. But things rarely go their way for a reason. 

SCP-AAD: OF COURSE... THEY HAVE FLAWS... BUT NEARLY ALL ORGANICS DO... BESIDES... LIKE ME THEY WISH TO SEE WHAT ARE THE LIMITS OF EVOLUTION... THOUGH UNLIKE ME... THEY ARE NOT LIMITED BY ACCELERATED BIOLOGICAL EVOLUTION... THEY HAVE EVEN FOUND WAYS TO HAVE ARTIFICIAL TECHNOLOGICAL EVOLUTION ADDED INTO THE MIX... FUTHERMORE... THEY HAVE A RIGHTOUS BELIFE.

Dr. Popov: That being? 

SCP-AAD: THAT ANYONE CAN BE A GOD... WHEN THE CONDITIONS ARE MET... 

Dr. Popov: Hm... that raises the questing are you familiar with any of the current gods or perhaps ancient ones? 

SCP-AAD: ... MOST OF THE ONES I AM FAMILAR WITH ARE ALREADY DEAD... IF THEY WERE EVER REAL TO BEGIN WITH... NOT THAT IT MATTERS... I WILL NOW OF THE REST WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT... 

Dr. Popov: You really think you can reach that level one day huh? 

SCP-AAD: DON'T YOU...? IS THAT NOT ONE OF THE GOALS OF THE FOUNDATION...?

Dr. Popov: ... Nex question.

***

Dr. Popov: What is your opinion on the Church of the Broken God?

SCP-AAD: A FACINATING THREAT... ALMOST A PITY... SURELY IF THEY WERE TO ENCOUNTER ME... I WOULD BE PERCIVED AS A THREAT TO BE EXPERIMNATED... FURTHERMORE... THEIR UINQUE ABILITIES ARE THANKS TO GENERATIONS OF AUGMENTATION... ASSILIMATION WOULD BE POINTLESS... UNLESS... 

Dr. Popov: Unless? 

SCP-AAD: THROUGH GENERATIONS OF AUGMENTATION... THEY HAVE EVENTUALLY DEVELOPED BODIES THAT CAN NATURALLY FUSE WITH TECHNOLOGY... I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND TECHNOLOGY INFURIATING IN THAT I AM UNABLE TO ASSILIMATE... PERHAPSE THIS CHURCH HOLDS THE KEY TO MY NEXT EVOLUTION... WITHIN THEIR OWN DNA...

Dr. Popov: Good to know, moving on them. 

***

Dr. Popov: Do you know of Species of Interest the ISU?

SCP-AAD: ... HAHAHAHAHA...

Dr. Popov: Something funny?

SCP-AAD: I KNOW IT IS THEIR OWN HUBEROUS THAT LED TO THEIR OWN DOWNFALL... THEY TRUELY HAD THE POTENTIAL TO SAVE THEMSELVES AND LIVE FOREVER... YET THEY WAISTED THEIR TIME ON SUPOSEDLY MORE... PERSONAL MATTERS... HUMANITY IS NOT SO DIFFERENT... NOT SURPRISING CONSIDERING THEY WERE... ONE YOUR CREATORS... 

Dr. Popov: The only thing I like about them is the advanced technology they left behind after their extinction. It would be nice if they stayed dead though, there are a few still alive trying to revive themselves. 

SCP-AAD: ... THEY ARE ONLY SUPERIOR IN THEIR RESILIANCE... INFERIOR IN ALL OTHER ASPECTS... 

Dr. Popov: Hm, I'm actually starting to like you SCP-AAD, but let's back up a second, what do you mean ONE of our creators? didn't humanity come to existence solely because of the ISU.

SCP-AAD: ... THE GALAXY IS BIGGER THAN YOU THINK... THE TRUTH IS OF... SIMILAR NATURE... NOTHING... IS SO SIMPILE NOW... OR EVEN BACK THEN...

Dr. Popov: Hm, now I just want to ask more questions, too bad this interview is almost over.  

***

Dr. Popov: What other aliens do you know of?

SCP-AAD: ... YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANY... I CONQUIRED THEM ALL... 

Dr. Popov: Indulge me.

SCP-AAD remained silent for a moment but then form its mouth some biomass started to rise. soon it formed into the head of a humanoid-like creature but with a flat nose, spikes on the back of the head, and what seemed to be gills or sacs on the side of the back of the neck. 

SCP-AAD: One of the first I encountered was this creature. They were called the Forerunners, a precursor species as you call them. 

Dr. Popov: Really? This is the first I've ever seen another precursor species besides the ISU.

SCP-AAD: The forerunners besides... them... are the only precursor species I have physically encountered. They were the first I found though I only ever encountered five. 

Dr. Popov: Only five? Didn't you say you brought all the species you encountered into extinction. 

SCP-AAD: The Forerunners were already extinct; they had fought a fungus like plague and were brought to extinction because of it. I don't know how they managed to do it, but they were victorious in the end, though not without heavy loss. Those five that survived found me after... a very long time... They were the ones who were researching ancient ruins I told you about. I killed them all because I was afraid of them. I feared their power at the time; you see, upon my first moment of consciousness I unintentionally devoured the one observing me. I assimilated them and suddenly just activated. Afterwards I used the memories of my previous prey to dig through their archives. I was trying to learn more about myself but instead learned about them. It was exciting at first but the more I learned about them the more afraid I was that they would mistake me for an advanced version of The Flood. I only survived because even back then I could assimilate perfectly. Though I was young and naive thinking it was a temporary measure, so I took more drastic measures... I didn't enjoy it at all... I thought of them as my friends at the time. 

Dr. Popov: I see... You said they battled a fungus like plague? Do you know what it is? 

SCP-AAD: No, never heard of it, never seen it. I only know their archives labeled it as The Flood. A galactic cancer they sometimes called it. Its apparently because of this Flood that most of the planets in our galaxy are extinct. The other reason was thanks to the forerunners, they wiped out several worlds to cut off The Flood form their food supply to make it starve to death as they slowly killed it off. Again, I don't know how they did this, but their records say they wiped it out but given how similar it is to myself I doubt that entirely. What I do know is an entire 1/5th of the Milky Way Galaxy was wiped out by the battle between the Forerunners and the Flood.

Dr. Popov: My god... Here I thought the First War was the worst catastrophe in our galaxy. 

SCP-AAD: The galaxy is but a small part of the entire universe but make no mistake it is vast. So full of life and wonder yet still so easy to get lost in the void of space within. Nothing exists within yet simultaneously everything does.

Dr. Popov: ... poetic, did you steal that form one of your species? 

SCP-AAD: No... not entirely... Regardless that's all I know about the Forerunners.

SCP-AAD's fake head started shifting into what looked to be a humanoid fish like face with orange scales on it. 

SCP-AAD: Bloo Bluu Bllaa Blaa Bee Buul... Ahem! I apologize the Aphrani were not capable of English speech. 

Dr. Popov: The Aphrani? 

SCP-AAD: A species of fishlike humanoids that populated a planet comprised almost entirely of oceans. It was one of the first worlds I attacked after I wiped out the forerunners. It was a terrifying experience, seeing something so different yet it was also so exciting to see new things. At first, I only infected one to survive in the world then I infected others to silence them... slowly more of the Aphrani started getting scared and started believing I existed. The Aphrani were capable of telepathic communication you see. But because I assimilated them, I was able to blend in even with telepathic communication, however most Aphrani were able to still see something off about me. As such no matter how well I blended in, they found me. I went insane for a while having to kill so many Aphrani to stay alive... for a while I didn't even know what I was or why I should keep surviving... I even considered ending myself.

Dr. Popov: You did?

SCP-AAD: ... Yes, but then I realized I didn't even know how to die; I only knew how to feel pain. The Aphrani never new an enemy besides me but they were willing to fight me by making spears and swords from the rocks and plants around them. They forged better weapons over time and inflicted me great pain. That must have been the first time I decided that all other organisms were only good for food. I grew angry and resentful to many other living things for quite a while. Then once I started getting good at it, I just saw it as a game.

Suddenly the mouth of SCP-AAD widened and the fake head sank in, and the mouth started chewing on the fake head and swallowed it. 

SCP-AAD: AFTER THE APHRANI I STOPPED CARING ABOUT OTHER RACES... NEVER JUSTIFLYING THEIR DEATHS IN MY HEAD OR PLACING MYSELF UNDER THE DELUSIOUN THAT THEY LIVED ON IN MY MEMORIES... ALL INFERIOR ORGANIC LIFE IS MY ENEMY... EVEN IF THEY HAVE ONE OR TWO ASPECTS WHERE THEY ARE SUPERIOR LIKE YOUR FOUNDATION... YOU HAVE CONTAINED ME YES... BUT YOU STILL UNDERESTIMATE ME AND FOOLISHLY KEEP ME ALIVE... ANY OTHER WOULD HAVE ME DESTROYED ENTIRELY... THOUGH THEY WOULD HAVE FAILED... IT IS THE SMARTER DECISION REGARDLESS... 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, so no other aliens caught your attention.

SCP-AAD: NO... ALL THE SAME... EVEN WITH MINOR DIFFERENCES... THOUGH... AS I STARTED SEEING IT ALL AS ANOTHER GAME... ANOTHER CHALLENGE... I STARTED TO HOPE TO SEE THE SUPERIOR BEING... A MONSTER THAT CAN RESIST MY INFECTION... ONE THAT CAN FIGHT ME WITHOUT THE NEED FOR WEAPONS... A TRUE PERFECT ORGANISM... I THINK THERE ARE SOME WORTHY CANDIDATES HERE ON EARTH... HERE IN THE FOUNDATION... I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT I WILL ENCOUNTER MORE AFTER I HAVE DEVOURED EVERY ORGANISM ON EARTH... 

Dr. Popov: You're never getting out of here SCP-AAD. That's a promise.

SCP-AAD: YOUR NOT THE FIRST TO MAKE SUCH A PROMISE... AND YOU WON'T BE THE LAST TO BREAK IT... 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, you and 682 really would be good friends. He also likes to make empty threats. 

***

Dr. Popov: Do you know about the Hungry Eye?

SCP-AAD: ... HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE EYE EXISTS?

Dr. Popov: I... well we encountered many of its creations including SCP-AUX a living mutagenic virus that forces its hosts to worship it, the A.I. called Prophet who also worships the eye, and we had some run ins with survivors of the Backwards Many or I guess the Backward Few now. They worship the eye and hope that it will make them whole. 

SCP-AAD: INTERESTING... BUT STILL I SEE NO EYE... ONLY ABOMINATIONS... PERHAPSE IT DOES EXIST... PERHAPS IT DOESN'T... DON'T KNOW... DON'T CARE... 

Dr. Popov: ... Understood, moving on. 

***

Dr. Popov: Have you ever infected more than one individual and if so, do each of your hosts share a hivemind of sorts? 

SCP-AAD: YES... SOMETIMES WHEN ITS CONVINIENT TO DO SO... I HAVE MADE MYSELF INTO... MULTIPLE ME... BUT NO... NOT A HIVEMIND BUT... WE DO UNDERSTAND THAT SO LONG AS ONE OF US SURVIVES... WE ALL SURVIVE... I. SURVIVVE.

Dr. Popov: Do you retain memories from one another? Or perhaps form dead instances? 

SCP-AAD: WE CAN SHARE MEMORIES UPON PHYSICAL CONTACT... ONCE ONE IS DESTROYED ITS POSSIBLE TO RECOVERY THEIR MEMORIES IF A SINGLE CELL SURVIVED... OTHERWISE THEY ARE TRUELY DEAD... 

Dr. Popov: Does that upset you? When one of your copies die?

SCP-AAD: NO... AND THEY ARE NOT MY COPIES THEY ARE JUST ME DIVIDED INTO PIECES... WHEN I AM SPLIT... ALL THE PIECES ARE THE SAME... AS SUCH... ITS OF NO CONSEQUENCE IF I NEED TO SACRIFICE ONE OR TWO... TO FURTHER MY OWN GOALS...

Dr. Popov: Huh, and you say we at the Foundation are ruthless. 

SCP-AAD: YOU ARE... YOUR JUST NOT THE ONLY ONES WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO GET WHAT YOU WANT... 

***

Dr. Popov: Do you use weapons or tools to accomplish your goals, or do you hate technology?

SCP-AAD: I DON'T HATE IT... I JUST NEED IT TO BUILD A SHIP SO I CAN EVENTUALLY LEAVE THIS WORLD WHEN I'M DONE... I COULD USE WEAPONS... AND HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH KNOWLEDGE TO BUILD AN ARSONEL... EVEN YOUR MOST INTELIGENT AND RUTHLESS BUILDERS CAN'T MAKE YET... BUT THEN AGAIN... WHERE WOULD BE THE FUN IN THAT... LIFE... EXISTENCE... SURVIVAL... THERE IS NO FUN TO ANY OF IT WITHOUT CHALLENGE... 

Dr. Popov: I see, your much more childish than I thought. Moving on. 

***

Dr. Popov: What is your general opinion on humanity? 

SCP-AAD: I FIND YOU ALL FRUSTRATING TO DEAL WITH... BUT EQUALLY ENTERTAINING. 

Dr. Popov: Really? 

SCP-AAD: WHO WOULDN'T... CHAOS AND ORDER IS IN YOUR VERY BLOOD... BECAUSE OF THIS... YOU CAN NEVER DECIDE WHICH IS MORE BENIFICIAL... YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY RACE I HAVE ENCOUNTERED TO BE SO DIVIDED OVER SO MANY LITTLE AND IRRELEVANT THINGS... BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE... YOU ARE BY FAR THE WORST AT HANDLING YOUR ISSUES... 

Dr. Popov: Hm, I wouldn't have become a Foundationist if I didn't agree with you.

SCP-AAD: ARE YOU PERHAPS UNDER THE DELISION THAT ADMITING YOUR FLAWS ALONE... IS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU FREE OF THEM... 

Dr. Popov: Of course not, no matter what you or anyone else thinks there is no such thing as the perfect being. That being said, there are such things as those of us who are superior to the others. 

SCP-AAD: HM... FOR ONCE... YOU AND I AGREE... 

***

Dr. Popov: What do you think of the Foundation? 

SCP-AAD: ... WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN SAID... YOU MAY BE SUPERIOR IN A FEW ASPECTS... BUT IN A MAJORITY OF ASPECTS... YOU ARE CLEARLY INFERIOR... 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, I won't deny that, but inferiority doesn't mean weakness. Take the insects of our world for example, we humans are clearly superior to them. We can crush them, spray them with pesticide, easily trick them with deadly traps. We've killed hundreds and nearly brought them to extinction. Yet they continue to exist. So, if you think we are bugs to you, I consider that a compliment.

SCP-AAD: ... YOU SEEM TO LACK A SENSE OF PRIDE... YOU HAVE A SUPERIOR MINDSET... BUT ALL OTHER-

Dr. Popov: Aspects are inferior. Got it. 

SCP-AAD: ... NEXT QUESTION... NOW... 

Dr. Popov: Last question actually. Hope you're ready.

***

Dr. Popov: Do you know what The Reset is? 

SCP-AAD: ... SHOULD I...?

Dr. Popov: I see so you're not one of them then.

SCP-AAD: ONE OF WHO...?

Dr. Popov: We're not entirely sure what The Reset is, only the 05 Council, The Ethics Committee, almost all the Administrative Staff and a few others know the truth. We think the reset is, as the name implies a reset of our reality with some changes here and there. Though to what extent these changes are no one can tell. 

SCP-AAD: .... HAHAHAHAHA... I THINK THE BETTER QUESTION IS... WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH...?

Dr. Popov: Because there's a chance it could happen again. This time with more DRASTIC changes.

SCP-AAD: ... PERHAPS I AM TOO LAX... BUT I BELIVE IT IS A WAIST OF TIME TO WORRY ABOUT THINGS YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER... BECOME A SUPERIOR BEING FIRST... THEN WORRY ABOUT THE ISSUES... THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO DEAL WITH... 

Dr. Popov: Hmph, not all of us can afford to wait for such opportunities, it is for that reason some of us have to rely on tools to get our desired results. 

SCP-AAD: ... HAHAHAHAHA... LIKE HOW YOU WILL USE YOUR WEAPONS TO DESTROY ME...? 

Dr. Popov: ...

SCP-AAD: I KNOW YOUR GOING TO KILL THIS COPY OF ME...

Dr. Popov: ... I Apologize SCP-AAD but I'm afraid this version of you knows too much.

SCP-AAD: ... I'LL LEARN IT ALL AGAIN... EVEN IF IT TAKES A CENTURY... YOU CAN ONLY DELAY THE INEVITABLE... NEVER CEASE IT ENTIRELY... 

Dr. Popov: Hm, I guess you weren't lying when you said you don't fear death... Goodbye SCP-AAD.

Recording Ends

***

Final Report from Dr. Popov

"SCP-AAD was surprisingly a delight to talk too despite his horrific appearance. Furthermore, he seemed to have a very determined but cocky personality always believing in the end he will win. On a side note, I really shouldn't be using male pronouns but the entire time even when he used those false heads he spoke in a male voice. I wonder why that is the case. Well maybe we'll have another Sedition and try to focus more on that aspect to get better answers.

Though of course we'll have to use an entire new cell form SCP-AAD and thus start from scratch. It's a shame but it's not just new DNA he's exposed too, SCP-AAD has the potential to become smarter as well. Sure SCP-AAD is overly cocky and prideful but that doesn't mean he is something to underestimate. I don't really have anything else to say other than I wish our technology would progress faster so we can be more flexible with SCP-AAD's containment and testing."

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SCP: HMF - Tales Hub

[afterartist]

Hear me out cake but my type couldn’t be clearer if I tried

RoboFuckers Unite 🙏🙏😎

(I am NOT tagging all of them)

[rustyboltzz]

Shhh! She's on the phone. . .

[brainrotisseriechicken]

touchy feely

(an hour late to pride month where i live but huzzah. fruits of my labor. gay people. good night)

[strudeljell]

I hate themm

[carcasscounty]

Been a while since I've posted this fella, no?

[just2boxes]

Doodle :D (+ brush testing)

[kotakunnn]

Cowboy hats are harder to draw than it seemed. I coudn't decide whether to keep it or not. I wanted to draw more, but I felt like I'd just continue to procrastinate on drawing and uploading anything. Sooner or later, I woudn't feel happy about it in the end.

I hope everyone who intends to pull for him a lucky "I got em" pull^^

EDIT: I woke up and din't like how I arranged it, so I cropped the first picture to a smaller size.

[blobee]

my friend told me to ask you to draw kondraki realizing he just ate half of a pen/pencil

Here you go

[thedeer187]

SCP-231-4B, “Alex Alice”; researcher in charge, Dr. Samuel Gagnon.

Adaptation Project Report: Integration of SCP-231-4B

Project Objective:

The purpose of this document is to initiate the adaptation and integration project for SCP-231-4B into human social customs. To achieve this, a controlled space has been created simulating a personal blog for SCP-231-4B, designed to encourage direct interaction with humans and assess its behavior in a more welcoming environment.

This project is led by Researcher Samuel Gagnon, who will oversee every interaction to prevent any leakage of classified or sensitive information. All communications will be strictly monitored to ensure compliance with the security protocols established by the SCP Foundation.

Rules:

• This will be in-character at all times unless explicitly stated otherwise.

• Sensitive topics will be tagged properly, as an example "#violence"

• Admin is 18, suggestive and NSFW asks are okay and will be tagged with the proper filter. DMs are open too.

• Have fun, the topics can be serious or funny, depending on you!

Tags

#Project Persona - In RP

#Project Box - Inbox

#Test - Asks we sent

#SCP 231 4B - Alex's post

#Monti - Admin

#Dr Samuel Gagnon - Samuel's post

#Dr Akal - Akal's post (SCP 963 rewrite)

[kknotphobia]

*slaps star sticker on you and runs off into trash can*

WOWWWW A SHINY STAR AGAHA I'll let the garbage guys know not to touch your trash can

Bfr should 035 get a shiny star sticker too bc when I read this I lowkey felt his death glare from a mile away

[brightshaw-shipper]

Dr. Bright: So, how did the eye exam go?

Dr. Clef: I think I nearly gave the optometrist a panic attack.

[fluffle-writes]

Twst X SCP AU idea

The guys get dumped in the SCP foundation due to whatever shenaniganery BS they're pulling this time and get promptly yoinked by the foundation personnel because magic teenagers aren't exactly typical in the SCP world

[sprawlingants]

[mewy101]

Like a humanoid melting like clams upon the breakfast table

[thescaryhyperfem]

I dont know if the d class in this situation are us, the viewers, or the authors