sam. canadian. twenty seven. i'm bisexual and a gemini so this blog is an absolute mess
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i’m sorry but I do view trump winning as indicative of a violent hatred of women in america and an inability for american men to view women as anything other than breeding chambers and sex objects for their own pleasure
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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
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help me manifest blue pennsylvania
like to charge reblog to cast
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no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’
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i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan
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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
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meet cute: you wake up on the autopsy table and she is standing over you
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can i say something ? i want to put him in my mouth and chew on him
+ this gif which the drawing in the bottom left corner was referenced from bc im obsessed with it
dr. blockhead points to mulder doing whatever the fuck it is that he’s doing and says to dana look at that fucking whore. could you imagine if we were all gorgeous like that. god. if we were all beautiful like your boy toy over there would that be fucked up or what. and then he gets in his car and drives away
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- David Duchovny
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Special Agent Fox “I do not gaze at Scully” Mulder ⤷ [3/13] ✧ Season Three
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has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up
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