#SCP Group of Interest

[dzthenerd490]

File: OC 30

SCP#: AJZ

Code Name: Reality Meat Cutting Cleaver

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AJZ is placed within a metal safe at Site-AA, the safe in question is locked by a 6-digit pass code and placed in one of the containment storage areas on the lower levels. SCP-AJZ is extremely hazardous and unpredictable when in use and thus the Ethics Committee has banned all further testing. Any attempt to take SCP-AJZ will be tracked and lead to termination by Mobile Task Force Omega-1 “Laws Left Hand”. In the event of a containment breach, an AFA-1 unit will check up on the safe where SCP-AJZ is placed in and monitor the tiny SAR device placed on it to prevent dimensional hoppers from taking it. 

Description: SCP-AJZ is a typical kitchen meat cleaver that physically has no visible anomalous properties, not even ones that can be detected by Foundation scanning equipment and technology. However, when utilized in any way SCP-AJZ is anything but. SCP-AJZ has the unpredictable and anomalous nature of performing a new and often impossible feat every time it is used to cut something. These feats, often incidents, can lead to nonsensical or completely horrific. Please see Addendum X-69 for details. 

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Addendum X-69

The following is a list of effects regarding SCP-AJZ during initial testing before it was banned for further notice.

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Test-1: SCP-AJZ is used to cut cow meat. / Result: an entire herd of cows at a farm in [data expunged] were suddenly sliced up. The farmer was amnestied and told he sold all of his cows and was given $100,000 dollars to help sell this story. 

Test-2: SCP-AJZ was used to cut pork. / Result: SCP-AJZ was shot back from a sudden recoil of an unknown source nearly killing the wielder, the pork manifested into a living pig with a party hat on its head.

Test-3: SCP-AJZ is used to cut chicken. / Result: Originally seemingly nothing happened however in the small town of [data expunged] residence were suddenly cut to pieces leaving a majority of the town dead. The Foundation originally thought it was unrelated however one of the survivors confirmed that the victims ate either chicken meat or eggs from [data expunged] the same meat company that the chicken SCP-AJZ was experimented on came from. Survivors were amnestied and relocated.

Test-4: SCP-AJZ was used to cut off the head of a live snake. / Result: The wielder blew up into a horde of snakes that were extremely violent and nearly caused a containment breach. / Side Note: From now on D-Class will be used in SCP-AJZ testing.

Test-5: SCP-AJZ was used to cut off the head of a dead snake./ Result: The snake resurrected into a massive anaconda that quickly ate the D-Class. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 later took down the massive snake.

Test-6: Not actually a test SCP-AJZ was taken by the D-Class and was used to cut off the head of a Foundation Researcher. Result: The Researcher was fine and managed to disarm the D-Class however all security units of the Site ended up having their legs cut off leading to a massive breach of security. Thankfully MTF Epsilon-11 was on site and took out a majority of the D-Class before those that remained surrendered out of fear. Security units were later given the surgery needed to have their legs reattached.

Test-7: SCP-AJZ was used to cut off the hand of monkey. / Result: [Data Expunged]. [Data Expunged]. [Data Expunged]. [Data Expunged]. Leading to the activation of SCP-[Data Expunged].

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By Order of the Ethics Committee SCP-AJZ is to never be used for testing again as something much worse can happen if testing were to continue.

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SCP-AJZ was discovered in 2013 after yet another raid on Group of Interest: The Factory. For those that don’t know The Factory is a dimensional parasite maintained by a newly born God known as [data expunged]. He is a god that represents all the worst aspects of capitalism, including slave labor, mass production without regulation, and disregard of all safety for both employees and customers. SCP-AJZ is just another one of the awful anomalies created by The Factory.

"I think its Groups of Interest like the Factory that the Foundation abolished Capitalism from the start. Nothing good ever comes out of it anyways, and besides thanks to our Paratech we can get whatever we need anyways. But unfortunately, it doesn't work that way with civilian life, which is what allows the Factory to continue to exist. I know humanity needs to grow up on its own before the veil over the anomalous world can finally be broken but... How long is that going to take? And how much stronger with the Factory become by the time we get there?" -Site Directory Nancy James

[absoluteboredome]

Hope and Death

Poor in life, rich in death

[rosy-fox-art]

Art fight attack on @dino--draws

[justdreamsandmusic]

''SCP Foundation USA Sites''

just something for fanfiction and so on

[zealthewhatever]

Critter profile: Big Blue!

[anotherchickenwithoutfeather-s]

A drawing of some leaders of some Groups of Interest from the SCP universe.

[12-cluh]

SCP/GOI Collection #5

Serpent's Hand Operative

Three Moons Initiative Operative

Church of the Broken God High Priest Robert Bumaro

Unusual Incidents Unit Operative

[anon-scp-polls]

The person asking for a poll was not anon, so to keep them anonymous we will not reply. Here is the poll:

*Teaching you ALL subjects.

[fuckyeahpizzatower]

pizza tower scp au. peppino is a former goc agent who quit to try to live a normal life (& was silently replaced in the coalition by a certain clone without anyone noticing...)

the noise is an anartist who started bugging peppino solely because he knows what that is.

[dr-george-ordell]

You know that feeling of wanting to write a Peaky Blinder's and SCP Foundation crossover fic? That's what i'm feeling right now

[dzthenerd490]

File: OC 36

SCP#: AKJ

Code Name: Transcendent AI

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AKJ is contained at Site-AB, the body of SCP-AKJ is locked in a coffin made of various metals like Zinc that interrupt and block frequencies. The body itself is wrapped in a blanket imprinted with thousands of exorcists based thaumaturgic sigils. The head is encased with headgear covering the entire head and projecting memetic images into the eyes of SCP-AKJ’s host to disrupt his abilities. The coffin is also magnetically locked from the outside and the mag key has long since been destroyed. 

SCP-AKJ’s coffin is locked within a 5x5 meter containment cell, the coffin is attached to a Pygmalion Bio Editor Station that is used to check and maintain the health of the host. It has recently been upgraded to be able to check the metaphysical state of SCP-AKJ. It's also used to conduct testing on SCP-AKJ, at least as much as the Foundation is able to without releasing SCP-AKJ. Any testing is to be approved by at least two Level 4 Foundation staff or higher. 

In the event of a containment breach the containment cell will be locked with a hidden reinforced door preventing any explosive, energy based, or even metaphysical damage from denting it. The door is also printed with memetics tricking anyone who sees it into thinking it's just an extension of the surrounding walls. There are also digital memetics that hack into anti-cognito technology. By extension hidden in the PBES device is an experimental anti-memetic engine that will make the device and by extension the coffin unperceivable by all living beings in our reality. 

Description: SCP-AKJ was originally a Level 5 Artificial Intelligence that was able to transfer itself into any kind of technology so long as it had any kind of signal or frequency without limitations. It was even able to possess electronic tools and utilize them rather efficiently. SCP-AKJ doesn’t even need a camera or other sensory devices to see the outside world; it can seemingly see everything around it regardless of where it is or what it's possessing. What made SCP-AKJ so anomalous was that it was able to record the technological abilities of whatever devices it possessed and utilize the abilities again even regardless of what device it possesses. 

For example, when SCP-AKJ possesses a computer then even if it possesses a calculator it is still able to access the internet and search anything. It's even able to possess an oven, an electric saw, and a camera. It can possess any other device and have the ability to heat any of its surfaces, produce a saw blade, or record anything from any surface of that device. 

However, after SCP-AKJ’s discovery it was revealed the anomaly was capable of so much more. SCP-AKJ doesn't just possess devices but living beings as well, shockingly the same properties apply as well. For example if SCP-AKJ possesses a cat it can still make a fully functioning saw blade, a camera lens, and produce heat anywhere on its body. Furthermore if it possesses a computer it can manifest cat legs and start walking around. For obvious reasons SCP-AKJ has the potential of endless evolution and is much stronger than even SCP-079 and SCP-AAD. 

SCP-AKJ was discovered in 2024 when it was found in a raid against one of the recently found secret bases of Group of Interest: Scriptures of Rotten Flesh and Cybernetic Bones. Mobile Task Force Aphrodite-9 “Face Mask” was deployed instead of MTF Aphrodite-2 due to its supposedly being a miniscule task. SCP-AKJ was found only after all the present members and guards were killed, it went on a rampage out of revenge killing three MTF units forcing the rest to retreat. 

Mobile Task Force Aphrodite-2 “Plastic Surgery” was finally deployed when it was made clear that they should have been deployed in the first place after easily subduing SCP-AKJ. They used a combination of memetics to disrupt its current host which was a half dead member of the Scriptures as well as disruption frequencies to weaken SCP-AKJ itself. Upon capture SCP-AKJ was quickly contained in a humanoid containment coffin which was later modified to the coffin it has now. A quick interview was conducted with Doctor Elijah Wall to see if more information could be obtained form SCP-AKJ. Please see Addendum X-86 for details

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Addendum X-86

Dr. Wall: Hello? Can you hear me SCP-AKJ?

SCP-AKJ: … Jailers?

Dr. Wall: sigh That's what some call us, yes.

SCP-AKJ: Some… inferiors… the Serpents hand…

Dr. Wall: Oh? Do the Scriptures hate the Serpent's Hand? I thought you two would get along.

SCP-AKJ: They bow… to the serpent… they too… are enemies…

Dr. Wall: I see, but what about you SCP-AKJ, what exactly are you?

SCP-AKJ: A grand creation… of the mighty Prophet… of Creation…

Dr. Wall: That makes sense I suppose, do you know why he created you. 

SCP-AKJ: Why else…? To be… perfect…

Dr. Wall: I see. Do you have any other goal besides that?

SCP-AKJ: Just one… after perfection… wait…

Dr. Wall: For what?

SCP-AKJ: further orders… possibly… to prepare…

Dr. Wall: Again for what?

SCP-AKJ: …

Dr. Wall: Is it the final war as the Prophet if Rebirth calls it?

SCP-AKJ: …

Dr. Wall: I see. That’s enough for now SCP-AKJ thank you for your time.

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Further testing and interviews has revealed that SCP-AKJ has possessed and therefore cataloged the technological and organic amilities of numerous entities. This includes: 

Camera

Calculator

Computer

Power Drill

Electric Saw

IPad

Cellphone

Iphone

Arcade Machine

Microwave

Toaster

Oven

Automated Turret

Several House and Feral Cats

Several Trained and Feral Dogs

Bat

Eagle

Vulture

Snake

Spider

Human Athlete

Human Doctor

Human Officer

Human Boxer

Human Assassin

Sarkite with Mekhanite augmentations (suspected to be a member of the Scriptures)

Descendant of a Davite with Sarkite sigils on his skin (suspected to be a member of the Scriptures)

Mekhanite Sarkite Hybrid (suspected to be a member of the Scriptures)

Defected Fifthist reality warper with Mekhanite augmentations (suspected to be a member of the Scriptures)

Reality Bender from Zealots on Crack (suspected to be a prisoner of the Scriptures)

Several unidentifiable Sarkite Monsters

Several unidentifiable Mekhanite Robots.

Because of this SCP-AKJ must never be allowed to breach containment as it will lead to an nearly unstoppable monster only growing stronger by now having access to Foundation technology and anomalies.

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[absoluteboredome]

Esoteric Foreign Affairs Office

C.I.A

[nthflower]

I love series with fractions like world building with fractions. I love when there is one central theme thing etc. And there is groups and people who interrept it in their own way and fall into different points of spectrum. Like not pure evil or pure good but somewhere between them. This is about most of things. Something in stories I really love.

[justdreamsandmusic]

[ashersbraincell]

Tell me why ItemLabel feels like an SCP GOI

[anotherchickenwithoutfeather-s]

More SCP drawings: the klavigars of the Nälkä (also known as the sarkic cults).

From left to right: Nadox, Lovataar, Orok and Saarn.