#SCP Group of Interest

[dzthenerd490]

File: Courage the Cowardly Dog S1 E12b

SCP#: AMH

Code Name: The Eggplant Army

Object Class: Joke

Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-AMH instances are contained at one of the artificial gardens on the upper floors of Site-AA. They are to be watered on a daily basis and only 10% of their population is harvested on a monthly basis. This is to prevent them from being culled too much and to prevent them from overpopulating. Testing with SCP-AMH instances can be approved by a Level 2 Foundation staff member or higher. 

Description: SCP-AMH is shockingly a clan from Group of Interest: the Sarkic Cults that has long forgotten its name and its origin. They now take on the form of sentient eggplants with eyes, mouths, and even vine limbs. They are all capable of walking despite their thin vine limbs and each one is as strong as a grown adult allowing them to easily pick up humans. They are typically very strong and very angry only getting more so when they are in dry weather. Unlike normal plants, SCP-AMH do not wither in droughted areas, they only grow angrier and stronger. However, pouring water on them will make them happy and docile, also making their vines sprout out and grow forcing them to remain stationary. 

Shockingly, despite their plant-based nature, it's also possible for SCP-AHM instances to create technological like devices, such as a spy camera that looks exactly like an Eggplant. Testing has also shown they can make various other items such as a large robot made of Eggplants, eggplants that act as drills despite not looking like a drill, and even eggplants that produce knives. Though it's not impossible it's still unusual for Sarkites to produce technology-related anomalies. Though it is believed they do this because they have forgotten that they are Sarkites as interviews have shown. 

SCP-AMH was discovered in 2000 within Nx-AH: Nowhere, Kansas, USA when they were attacking the owners of Entity of Interest: Courage the Dog. As usual Courage himself dealt with the threat mainly by giving them the water they wanted allowing them to become docile and to all Person of Interest: Muriel to sell them a local market. The Foundation purchased them and had them contained at Site-AA. 

Besides behavior and DNA testing there’s not much else to do with the SCP-AMH instances so most either get discarded or eaten after the monthly thinning. Testing with D Class has shown consuming SCP-AMH instances brings no harm, so Foundation cooks are allowed to use harvested SCP-AMH instances for consumption. In fact, SCP-AMH instances are actually bigger and more delicious than normal eggplants. So long as you can ignore the fact that they still have eyes and mouths, they actually make a delicious meal.

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[justdreamsandmusic]

''SCP Foundation USA Sites''

just something for fanfiction and so on

[rosy-fox-art]

Art fight attack on @dino--draws

[zealthewhatever]

Critter profile: Big Blue!

[anotherchickenwithoutfeather-s]

A drawing of some leaders of some Groups of Interest from the SCP universe.

[anon-scp-polls]

The person asking for a poll was not anon, so to keep them anonymous we will not reply. Here is the poll:

*Teaching you ALL subjects.

[fuckyeahpizzatower]

pizza tower scp au. peppino is a former goc agent who quit to try to live a normal life (& was silently replaced in the coalition by a certain clone without anyone noticing...)

the noise is an anartist who started bugging peppino solely because he knows what that is.

[dr-george-ordell]

You know that feeling of wanting to write a Peaky Blinder's and SCP Foundation crossover fic? That's what i'm feeling right now

[dzthenerd490]

File: OC 30

SCP#: AJZ

Code Name: Reality Meat Cutting Cleaver

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AJZ is placed within a metal safe at Site-AA, the safe in question is locked by a 6-digit pass code and placed in one of the containment storage areas on the lower levels. SCP-AJZ is extremely hazardous and unpredictable when in use and thus the Ethics Committee has banned all further testing. Any attempt to take SCP-AJZ will be tracked and lead to termination by Mobile Task Force Omega-1 “Laws Left Hand”. In the event of a containment breach, an AFA-1 unit will check up on the safe where SCP-AJZ is placed in and monitor the tiny SAR device placed on it to prevent dimensional hoppers from taking it. 

Description: SCP-AJZ is a typical kitchen meat cleaver that physically has no visible anomalous properties, not even ones that can be detected by Foundation scanning equipment and technology. However, when utilized in any way SCP-AJZ is anything but. SCP-AJZ has the unpredictable and anomalous nature of performing a new and often impossible feat every time it is used to cut something. These feats, often incidents, can lead to nonsensical or completely horrific. Please see Addendum X-69 for details. 

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Addendum X-69

The following is a list of effects regarding SCP-AJZ during initial testing before it was banned for further notice.

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Test-1: SCP-AJZ is used to cut cow meat. / Result: an entire herd of cows at a farm in [data expunged] were suddenly sliced up. The farmer was amnestied and told he sold all of his cows and was given $100,000 dollars to help sell this story. 

Test-2: SCP-AJZ was used to cut pork. / Result: SCP-AJZ was shot back from a sudden recoil of an unknown source nearly killing the wielder, the pork manifested into a living pig with a party hat on its head.

Test-3: SCP-AJZ is used to cut chicken. / Result: Originally seemingly nothing happened however in the small town of [data expunged] residence were suddenly cut to pieces leaving a majority of the town dead. The Foundation originally thought it was unrelated however one of the survivors confirmed that the victims ate either chicken meat or eggs from [data expunged] the same meat company that the chicken SCP-AJZ was experimented on came from. Survivors were amnestied and relocated.

Test-4: SCP-AJZ was used to cut off the head of a live snake. / Result: The wielder blew up into a horde of snakes that were extremely violent and nearly caused a containment breach. / Side Note: From now on D-Class will be used in SCP-AJZ testing.

Test-5: SCP-AJZ was used to cut off the head of a dead snake./ Result: The snake resurrected into a massive anaconda that quickly ate the D-Class. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 later took down the massive snake.

Test-6: Not actually a test SCP-AJZ was taken by the D-Class and was used to cut off the head of a Foundation Researcher. Result: The Researcher was fine and managed to disarm the D-Class however all security units of the Site ended up having their legs cut off leading to a massive breach of security. Thankfully MTF Epsilon-11 was on site and took out a majority of the D-Class before those that remained surrendered out of fear. Security units were later given the surgery needed to have their legs reattached.

Test-7: SCP-AJZ was used to cut off the hand of monkey. / Result: [Data Expunged]. [Data Expunged]. [Data Expunged]. [Data Expunged]. Leading to the activation of SCP-[Data Expunged].

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By Order of the Ethics Committee SCP-AJZ is to never be used for testing again as something much worse can happen if testing were to continue.

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SCP-AJZ was discovered in 2013 after yet another raid on Group of Interest: The Factory. For those that don’t know The Factory is a dimensional parasite maintained by a newly born God known as [data expunged]. He is a god that represents all the worst aspects of capitalism, including slave labor, mass production without regulation, and disregard of all safety for both employees and customers. SCP-AJZ is just another one of the awful anomalies created by The Factory.

"I think its Groups of Interest like the Factory that the Foundation abolished Capitalism from the start. Nothing good ever comes out of it anyways, and besides thanks to our Paratech we can get whatever we need anyways. But unfortunately, it doesn't work that way with civilian life, which is what allows the Factory to continue to exist. I know humanity needs to grow up on its own before the veil over the anomalous world can finally be broken but... How long is that going to take? And how much stronger with the Factory become by the time we get there?" -Site Directory Nancy James

[absoluteboredome]

Esoteric Foreign Affairs Office

C.I.A

[justdreamsandmusic]

[nthflower]

I love series with fractions like world building with fractions. I love when there is one central theme thing etc. And there is groups and people who interrept it in their own way and fall into different points of spectrum. Like not pure evil or pure good but somewhere between them. This is about most of things. Something in stories I really love.

[nyarlathotepoid]

Strange premise thought(?):

What if the Jesuits made contact with some kind of existential horror

[anotherchickenwithoutfeather-s]

More SCP drawings: the klavigars of the Nälkä (also known as the sarkic cults).

From left to right: Nadox, Lovataar, Orok and Saarn.

[chestersbraincell]

Tell me why ItemLabel feels like an SCP GOI

[razztazzel]

Thought it would but cute to revisit this old au of mines and give it some lore!

I’m really passionate about this au specifically because I LOVE sci-fi like ALOT… so I might make a lot of content of it… OFC Helios planet will still be going on trust

Non filtered version + lore ⬇️⬇️⬇️

LORE!!!

All the toons are aliens!!! On a completely different planet (exoplanet) about 4.2 Light years away from earth. The company, C.V. inc. aka Cosmic View Incorporated labeled it “Proxima Centauri b” (Its a Genuine exoplanet that’s the closest known to earth it’s so cool) Let’s just say In this au, Earth is extremely Sci-FI like, reaching advances where it wouldn’t be really…. Possible as earth is now…

And so they developed travel though hyperspace (just to clarify, Hyperspace is a fictional concept and not based on current scientific understanding; it's often portrayed as a different dimension where normal space-time rules don't apply - google or something) and managed to land on Proxima Centauri b! The people traveling were highly advanced scientists and they were like, woahhh look at these little whimsical creatures!!! But only like 4 “handlers” went Cause it was still in development!!! So it was kind of a suicide mission to put it frankly

They didn’t die.. Thankfully!!! And they successfully made it back probably old and decrepit, just with a few aliens that totally weren’t kidnapped or anything (They done took the mains, Besides Zee(Vee) she didn’t exist on their planet since she’s a robot made by C.V. Inc.) Vee was made by the soon to be handlers in an attempt to collect direct data from the totally not kidnapped toons! Her emotions are 100% programmed but ran through an advanced ai that study’s the emotion of literally everything living that’s around her so her emotions can be pretty accurate to a certain degree before the robot part generally makes way, Her ai detects any subtle or visible emotion and collects data of it to train itself on how to process and express emotion, but she’ll never have TRUE emotion

Unlike original Vee they’re smart and makes her entirely water proof and very much heat resistant, Zee just cannot be Submerged in water. Anyway a group of.. more like.. scientists in like…training became handlers as a little hands on experiment for them since the owner of the entire thing was really really interested in the toons and wanted to be involved with data processing so she assigned newbies (ish) to be the handlers.. She herself handles Andy (Dandy)!

The toons are all kept in separate rooms similar to those of like experiments just less cruel, like SCP type shit but cooler and not evil… looking… trust trust… so they can be observed and have data recorded…Besides confinement they’re actually treated really well! Sprout learns to bake through his handler and generally enjoys it so he’s allowed to bake every now and then, Shelby (Shelly) gets loads of attention for being an alien bro does NOT wanna leave, Genesis Rock (Pebble) is treated like a legitimate dog gets walked and has play time even though since he’s a rock he probably doesn’t need it, but data is data, Andy hates it there they tried to feed him plant fertilizer once cause he resembles a flower..

Anyway Vee is the only one who’s not in confinement and is generally like a little bot helper for the company, YES!!! THE TOONS ARE ALLOWED TO ROAM!!! Those lovely creatures are not locked away… forever…

TOON TRIVIA

Andy(Dandy) Now has 4 arms!

Astro becomes spiderman ( Ok not really he just gets 6 arms and is constantly floating, Studies show that he cannot seem to stop..)

Shelby (Shelly) Is a mixture of an alienized fossil with a freaky chameleon, with more feral-ish aspects like protruding fangs and sharper hands compared to the others

Genesis (Pebble) can literally walk on air

sprouts hair is ALIVE do NOT cut it he will scream and he has awful fashion sense because refuses to take the scarf off because it was a gift from cosmo before being taken by weird tall things he didn’t know hashtag last thing he has from cosmo hashtag fruitcake angst hashtag NO MORE FRUITCAKE/j

Zee (Vee)is specifically meant to look similar to the alien toons, She doesn’t have a handler though the handlers like to let her wear a coat, they think it looks cute on her small frame…🫶🫶

Sprouts handler encourages sprout to wear the cute aprons they give him, he always refuses… one day.. one day..

Astro generally cannot stop floating, luckily for some reason gravity won’t allow him to float too high so he’s just chilling fr

I think I’ll call this au Cosmic Veiw incorporation /inc or to put it simply, Alien or space au for easy tagging