#SC Machinery

[xviiperr]

can I please request yandere romantic headcannons of scourge and sonic with incredibly smart reader? like, really really cunning and observant. thank you in advance!

Of course! Man oh man am I excited! Thank you for the requests you guys! I looked at both of the requests and an idea popped in my head— the most clever one I have ever had (joking)— what if I combined them together?

A smart reader with two smitten hedgehogs fawning over them is a brilliant mix of unknown chaos and adventure! (And of course, danger). I sure do like the concept of a competition between hero and villain, a trope used since the dawn of time. I wasn't able to elaborate much on freedom fighter stuff because, no matter what I wrote, I just didn't like it lol.

Also, I made art for this! Looks a little cringe but, I couldn't help but try something new! Y'all can use them as pfps or whatever if you like them a lot but, please credit me! (Sonic's came out a little....interesting lol. I keeping on thinking of those Snapcube dubs omg).

Reader is gender neutral and uses you/your pronouns!

TW: cursing, physical harm (not to you but, definitely to Sonic and Scourge) blood, yandere shenanigans: stalking, possessiveness, obsessiveness, murder, sabotage. Another note! Sonic thinks about putting you, the reader, in danger.

Is it proof read? Sorta, not as much as I like to! School's getting busy and fanfiction is helping me survive! Figured if I was able to post this, then I am able to do anything that school has me involved in!

For Sonic and Scourge, it would be incredibly difficult, basically impossible for you to be shared with either one of them. You wouldn't get much down time with these guys around, constantly following and pestering you about: "Who's the better hedgehog?" Your life, Anons, will be a living Hell. Prepare for a game of tug-of-war between two idiots!

Let's start with talking about Scourge.

Scourge would be very adamant on trying to get you to join his team. You're smart and he knows this, much more clever than his compatriots and his now ex-girlfriend, Fiona. He's so desperate for your attention, picking fights with anyone who gets in the way of talking or being by you. And here's where the first problem comes from: you're on Sonic's team. You. You are a part of the Freedom Fighters. And that pisses him off.

Why are you wasting your talents on a bunch of babies? Scourge doesn't care if he has to travel across the zones to find you and take you with him. But, he doesn't count on you being much more smarter than he thought. In the midst of a battle with Egghead's badnicks, Scourge appears out of a portal to try and snag you away. He launches across the greenery, grinning madly. He's finally going to get you and—

Scourge could've sworn that his jaw was dislocated and then broken. It throbbed furiously and he struggled to gather his bearings. His head spun violently. You saw him coming from a mile away, despite his quills supposedly blending him in with the environment. That damn jacket of his gave him away. His prized possession! (Aside from his crown and you, of course). You sent a hunk of Dr. Robotnick's heavy machinery straight at him, letting the robot do the work for you and send him flying away. He was way too dizzy, blood dripping from his nose and a possible concussion. Hell.

You spared him a moment's glance and then took off to help Amy clobber some more tin heads. By now, Sonic had noticed Scourge and was already working his way over in record time, something even Scourge wasn't expecting. The expression on Sonic's face warned of a promised beating and perhaps, even worse, death. Scourge staggered to his feet, turned heel and bolted as fast as he could before he got a generous pummelling from the Blue Blur. He soared into the portal just in time, avoiding a nasty fate. Scourge hit the ground with a bone rattling thud, cursing when he bit on his lip too hard.

He's angry, oh yes he is but, he had to admit, he kinda liked that. Scourge hates to say that he did. You have the same quality that drew him into Fiona— your mind. It's really unfair that you're on Sonic's team though. Now he has to figure out how he's gonna come back, not get his ass beat and take you home with him. You're much smarter than he was anticipating. Scourge that night decides to spare no time for sleep, mind hooked on how you looked at him. How you outwitted him, not even using your own fists to take him down.

Scourge stares at a cabinet in his castle, pondering. Gutting Sonic doesn't sound like half of a bad idea. With that idiot out the way, Scourge gets to have all of your attention on him. The Freedom Fighters though...those mutts are still going to be in the way. Scourge has been itching to become the one and only Sonic, even if he liked the attention he was getting from the rest of the crew, Scourge needed to be in charge of things here. He's gonna figure out how to worm his way into your life and force you to work with him.

Now, what about Sonic?

Sonic loves your intellectual prowess, constantly checking back with you. He wants to hear more about your ingenious creations, (maybe he can even use them to his advantage!) and in general, have you speak to him about everything you come up with. Sonic does not want to share you with your friends though, as much as he likes how they positivity impact your mind, he feels that he should have sole possession of your heart. (He might just go and take it anyway, don't worry, you'll have a mechanical heart to keep you alive!) Instead, Sonic encourages you to hang out with his friends. With you being around his friends, Sonic doesn't have to worry as much.

Whatever your brain delves into, Sonic wants to hear all about it, as said before but, reiterated. (Y'see, this is a really important point). Now, Sonic knows that another hedgehog, specifically the embodiment of a snotball, is also after your affections. He's not going to let that bully get any of your time, always being the first to rush towards Scourge and hit him with the old sucker (his fist). Sonic will do anything to get that vermin off your tail, even convincing Shadow and Knuckles to help him out. Now depending on whether Shadow and Knuckles are yandere will also determine on how much they're willing to help Sonic out. Either way, thanks to Sonic's undeniable charm, he is able to enlist assistance to fend off Scourge. Sonic is even proud of beating Scourge up.

And to make matters worse, Sonic will boast about beating up Scourge at every chance he gets. Now, that being said, it's not out of character for Sonic to gloat over his victories, especially bullies but, he goes further into detail. Sonic is happy that he gave Scourge a well worth punch to the snout to think about. And if Sonic hit Scourge hard enough to the point that Scourge was bleeding—he's ecstatic. From then on, Sonic will constantly bring up the subject of hitting someone so hard that they started bleeding. Sonic uses this as bragging rights and also, a not so well hidden reminder of how strong he is. You belong to him.

Sonic cannot help but replay that day over and over again in his head. Scourge slips through the portal, laughing out loud and being an overall idiot. Scourge's first move is to find and capture you, even stating it out loud. That was his first mistake, giving him right away to Sonic, who started hitting heavier on badnicks. Sonic remembered that he felt panicked, that he wouldn't get to you in time to save you. But, as it turned out, you didn't need any saving. You were just fine on your own. In fact, you had the time to set up a little surprise, just for Scourge.

Shock was an understatement to describing Sonic's face after your clever trick. Instead of fighting tooth and nail to get away from Scourge, (you didn't even have to worry about stepping close at all, due to your ingenuity) you had sent the biggest badnick catapulting at Scourge, hitting him smack dab in the face. Sonic was sorry that he wasn't able to catch up to Scourge, to give him a nice little beat down. That factor made him rather pouty for the rest of the evening, however, that didn't stop Sonic from singing praises about your smarts. He acted like he couldn't believe that you were able to do that. It almost felt like Sonic was being condescending. That you should have been captured, only for Sonic to save the day.

That day, Sonic sat out on the beach, daydreaming about the many different ways that he could save you. From that fight, he learned that you wouldn't actually need him and that fact hurt Sonic more than he liked to admit. Yes, putting you in a dangerous situation might be the trick to get you to fall even more in love with him. But, that could also mean that Scourge would be there to save the day instead. And knowing Scourge, he would definitely out Sonic for his actions, just to win your favor. Sonic had to think carefully on how he was going to handle this.

[8um8le]

Cat kept his og head even though he didnt need it but he said he kept the head for sentimental reasons. Is it because his head is some sort of backup driver in case he was destroyed or was it because of some emotional attachment to it?

Yeah he has a emotional attachment to it, it’s kinda a mockery of his original design

Also the old head itself doesn’t safe-keep Cat’s consciousness <33

Since robots in this universe have a completely digital existence, their system safety is super important, without that, they could easily get hacked, short circuit, controlled, etc. This goes to show how much of a priority net runners are for them

Jet (one of the eclipse’s daughters) has mastered this skill, able to control multiple machinery in not just SC but other places around the world, she can pilot other robots, drones, flying vehicles, cameras, turrets, etc all at the same time, she’s actually the one who accompanies cyber crew digitally when they have missions abroad, flying them around or driving them to locations :-))

8ot can do this but on a wayyy smaller, less complex scale, having to maintain and protect Sun, Moon and his own consciousness, often morphing the lock now and then; just in case someone is already getting the “password”/ key

[bunnysbrainrot]

Helene destroyed everything in our town and surrounding areas Entire towns have been wiped off our map. Topographical maps have to be REDRAWN. I have no words to describe the devastation and loss around this area, to our people. I am safe, but the city/WNC has no running water and there’s no idea of when it’ll come back. Power has been out in most areas for at least 4 days.

There are people on ventilators and other machinery to keep them ALIVE. Without power or a generator, there’s nothing you can do. Entire mountain sides, full of houses and pastures, are buried under hundreds of feet of mud. Thousands are missing and even more unaccounted for with the lack of cell service. It’s taken 5 days to have ANYTHING even in the heart of the city. Please pray for WNC and the surrounding areas in eastern TN, SC, and GA.

Sending you all my love. I’ll try to write soon. Maybe it’ll help me out of this exhaustion and heartbreak.

-bunny

[race-week]

Hey al! i know its early to ask but do you think they should’ve red flagged the race when recovering fernando’s car??

It’s one of those things that’s hard to say clear cut.

Personally I think yes. I think that machinery on track should be a red flag but going by the FIAs methodology, marshals on track requires at least a VSC, and machinery a SC

So going by their rules and ways of doing things it was fine to have the flatbed on the track (as it was under safety car at the time) however as a fan it’s never nice to see, and as a fan I would prefer that things were red flagged if machinery was needed (which is what happens for barrier repairs)

Previously you could have machinery on track just under double yellow flags (that’s what happened with Jules Bianchi), so mandating there to be at least a safety car when there’s machinery on track is definitely an improvement, but there’s more that can and should be done.

[darkartcorner]

Eh, why not after all? (not like Im actively post anyway)

My notes in regard to the Chieftain, scavengers subspecies and starting notes for the new Scavenger OC

For Chieftain the notes going as follow:

King Vulture mask with still attached harpoons

Mask extensively decorated with lines and patterns

Few giant feathers (from "Imperator Vulture") on one or both sides

Royal blue cloak (making a connection between scavengers and Iterator on top of which they live. Blue gonna serve as their main "faction" colour). Debating if to make it fluffy or top or not

Cloths consist out of body tight fabric (clearly scavenged from the ancient) and armour made out of hammered into shape Iterator plating and padding (based of raindeer fur)

Wrapping around legs and arms (near feet and hands, just to keep soft padding tighly to the body and not getting in a way)

A spear with pieces of cloth as decorations and improved grip(near the tip and over wooden shaft)

Facial markings (and mask by extension) are combination of curvy and straight lines of which there's two "main" ones, crossing from the back of the head through the eyes and down to mandibles. The markings themselves are a combination of all of their Rights and Passages

A "Chieftain passage" mark in red on the forehead (similar to Metropolis Chieftain mask)

As to why markins and such? The idea being that Chieftain if not passed all the tribe passages and tests, they at least knowledgeable enough and wows to listen to wiser elders and members of the tribe who passed the passage.

Markings are, in general, on members of the tribe are being "build on top of each other". The most obvious one would be Pathfinders and their markings which being combination of Right of Adulthood -> Passage of the Hunter -> Rite of Trailkinn (pathfinder, their take on Elites))

For scavengers:

Im thinking on running two parallel species of scavengers: your normal scavs and "long tails"

Regulars are, well, regulars, you have seen them in the game, nothing special beyond regional adaptations (like Herald and his tribe being northerners, possessing higher statue and bulkiness with thicker and longer fur to compensate for the existence of actual seasons and general colder weather)

The "Long Tails". The parallel evolution of the scavenger species. Shorter, with thinner body profile and, the name giving feature, possessing noticeably longer tail. Backspikes (seen on regular) are replaced with feathers which are also seen on arms near hands. Possibly not "parallel" scavenger evolution, but "original"/previous stage of scavenger evolution before landing on your regulars (feathers becoming redundant, but backspike formations remained as rudimentary defense mechanism and instrument for social interactions and for nursing purposes (the scavcubs :scavpup: are holding onto them during transportation)

The "Flying long tails". The subspecies of Long tailed scavs evolved capable of gliding flight thanks to much longer and better developed feather covege on their arms, covering them fully (kinda like the feather coverage of Avalies (a furry species)). Could be also the original-original (previous stage for Long tails), but their zones of their habitation are too specific (tall industrial and forest zones, allowing high degree of upwards mobility and navigation. Possibily using upwards movement of air created by said environment or old machinery, leaking steam from Iterator operation)

And finally, the new Scavvy OC - "The Forager"

.Flying Long tail scavvy with background of coming from another tribe and sticking around with the trade caravan of Herald's tribe after her own was destroyed. She's an outsider, but very capable one, even passing rights and passages typically not being taken by female members of the tribe (not to mention the outsiders) with "Forager" becoming her tribe name. Still debating on that her "Self-name" would be, maybe "The Messenger" or "The Runner" or something amongst those lines reflecting that she's a flying scavvy and likes to push the limits (like passing Passage of the Hunter and being prime candidate for Rite of Trailkinn). Maybe some other passage/rite, but so far nothing come to mind which would fit. She wouldn't have marks for Passage of Adulthood because she wasnt part of Herald's tribe who have said custom (thinking of making this one more local thing))

[toaugment]

north - west into the heart of noxus. bitter clouds gather to the forefront of viktor's mind as he thinks back to his original intention upon leaving zaun ; an expedition to garner support and resources, discover some edge in the war empire that would allow him to tip the scales in the undercity's favour against piltover.

yet somehow his travels have taken him impossibly far, way farther north than he should ever have come, drawn in by tall tales of magic and demi - gods. the harsh icy winds of the freljord tear into viktor, its teeth nothing like the cold that gnawed at his bones in the fissures of zaun. every bit of machinery in him is running past capacity to generate heat against the elements, fighting off frostbite and hypothermia.

he really hopes that this isn't where and when he discovers that the hexcore is, in fact, a finite power source.

after what feels like hours of wandering in the snow, he finally comes across a cave. he lingers at the mouth, using the hexclaw to melt some ice into water ; he blames his exhaustion for not noticing that the cave is already occupied until he stumbles further in, very nearly splashing the massive lump of white fur with the gently steaming travel kettle swinging in the claw's grasp.

❛ —ah. ❜

he is a city boy do NOT take him hiking in the wilderness / sc. / @svellsongur

[agentinred]

The room was warm with the quiet hum of machinery, faintly perfumed by the TANG of oil and the whisper of foreign spices drifting from somewhere unseen. Carmen Sandiego leaned against the edge of a console, her silhouette cut sharp against the low, amber light that pooled across the floor. She hadn’t meant to say it—certainly not with the edge of a smile that teased her lips—but the words spilled out, deliberate and lilting, with a flourish only she could conjure. “There’s only room for one ‘Red’, you know.” Her voice, velvet and sharp, carried over the hum of the ship. Eyes, keen and amused. And she waited as if to trace the momentary confusion that might flit across his face once he turned toward her. Of course, they had BOTH turned in the same direction—RED—which to her seemed at times more intimate than her own name. “Do we flip for it? Fight for it? Or is this one of those shared custody situations where we both have to turn whenever someone calls?” She tilted her head, her grin widening. “Because that could get very confusing.”

@criticalfai1ure : SC

[hidelias]

A bend in space-time S2 || a TUA fanfiction

The time vortex carried us away from the apocalyptic blazes. Backwards. And now we're scattered, back to the early '60s, wandering in search of a new way. Soon, against all odds, the end of the world will be upon us once again…

In this fic, I use an OC appearing almost only in deleted scenes - Rin - to revisit and analyze The Umbrella Academy: to clarify certain points and try to fill in the plot-holes. This fic is not a self-insert nor a OC-centric fic : Rin exists to flesh out the canon characters, and the fic is mostly focused on Klaus Hargreeves.

You can find the table of contents for season 1 here.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

🎧 Music is a major part of The Umbrella Academy, and so it is in this fic. You can find the full playlist of this season here : AO3 - Wattpad - Spotify.

Chapter 1: Are you lonesome tonight? AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

With a crash, Rin is released by the time vortex. After escaping the 2019 Apocalypse, she soon realizes she's alone… in Dallas… in 1961.

Chapter 2: Hello, Goodbye AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Rin has taken refuge in an abandoned house and is looking for something to eat. Thanks to Mark, a homeless man, she discovers… that the house she's been squatting in is haunted.

Chapter 3: A jumble of hair, leathers and linen AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Thanks to the ghost of old gardener Wayne Wilson, Rin has been able to reach Klaus, who's coming to pick her up. And he seems… to have changed a lot.

Chapter 4: Shiny, happy people AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Klaus takes Rin to the 'Destiny's Children' mansion, where he has established a proto-hippie community. Rin discovers that they are about to set off on a road-trip to Mexico and South America.

Chapter 5: On the Road AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Aboard the painted bus that Klaus calls Priscilla, the 'Destiny's Children' travel through Baja California. Rin begins to realize just how much these journeys will change her.

Chapter 6: Snippets of Destiny AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

At the end of 1961, the 'Destiny's Children' make a stopover in Reykjavik, Iceland, and celebrate the passing of the New Year with an unusual ceremony.

Chapter 7: Marigolds on the Ganges AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

In 1962, Klaus takes the 'Destiny's Children' to India, on a journey of great importance to him, between meditation and yoga. Their trip takes them to Varanasi, where the spirits of the dead peacefully depart.

Chapter 8: Come hell or high water AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Rin did not follow Klaus and the Destiny's Children to San Francisco. Back on Dallas' often harsh streets, she's now looking for a job… against the obstacles of 1963 society.

Chapter 9: Childhood's end AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Rin started working for Merelec, a small electronics repair business on Glen Oaks street. On the back balcony, she meets David, the nephew of the owner of the hardware store next door.

Chapter 10: Snippets of Memory AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

At the end of summer, David returns from a military camp, full of ideals that worry Rin a lot. Suddenly, a phone call brings sad news, prompting a discussion with Klaus that turns everything around.

Chapter 11: The machinery of the universe AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Exhausted by a rush of work and TV repairs due to JFK's forthcoming visit to Dallas, Rin receives Five's unexpected visit to the store.

Chapter 12: Heavy handfuls of curls AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Thanks to the Destiny Children's connections, Rin got Klaus out of prison after he was arrested for stealing a vehicle. At nightfall, she heads to Kitty's Manor in the hope of finding him there.

Chapter 13: Lemonade by the pool AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Rin spent the night at Kitty's mansion, where Klaus is resting in a pool improvised in the ornamental basins. Suddenly, she hears a woman's voice she recognizes at once: Allison's.

Chapter 14: Jailhouse Rock AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Based on a plan carefully masterminded by a very enthusiastic Ben, he, Klaus and Rin proceed to… the spectacular liberation of Raymond Chestnut.

Chapter 15: The Scorpion and the Frog AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

In the evening, following Klaus's visit to Dave at the hardware store, Allison calls Rin to come and give him advice.

Chapter 16: The crossroads of our lives AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

After anxiously awaiting Dave's return from Stadler's, Rin tries to spend some time with Lloyd. Of course, this is the moment Klaus chooses to come crashing to the door.

Chapter 17: Oikade AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

After the incident between Klaus and Lloyd, Rin takes refuge in the alleyway where she had arrived in 1961. There, Five finds her and talks to her about… "going home".

Chapter 18: The ache for what never was AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

After spending the night at ghost Wayne Wilson's house, Rin returns to Glen Oaks… and meets Dave again.

Chapter 19: A river flowing through infinity AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Rin has finally decided to return to the Destiny Children's Mansion. There, she's gardening with Jill… while Klaus receives an unexpected visit from Dave.

Chapter 20: A light supper AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

With a clear feeling of anticipation, Rin attends Reginald Hargreeves's invitation to 'A Light Supper'.

Chapter 21: The lone wolf from Team Zero AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

After their "light supper", Rin reviews the evening's events with Diego, while Klaus laments about Ben taking over his body.

Chapter 22: At the threshold of nirvana AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Just as she's about to leave to do some gardening, Rin runs into Klaus, who is coming down from the ' Destiny's Children' Mansion, and who turns out to actually be… Ben.

Chapter 23: Azure dust into the Void AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Rin goes to old ghost Wayne Wilson's house to complete her part of the deal that allowed her to find Klaus back in '61.

Chapter 24: Dedicated against all odds AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Returning to the Destiny Children's Mansion, Rin meets Luther. She realizes how lonely he is, and has an important conversion with him.

Chapter 25: Ethereal whirlwinds AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Rin was called urgently by Klaus to Allison's house to help her get rid of a 'bulky waste'. But Diego returns to announce Viktor's imminent involvement… in the threat of a new apocalypse.

Chapter 26: A conflict of interest AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Viktor's deflagration has been devastating, and Rin blacked out. She wakes up in a place outside space-time, where she remembers having been before… once.

Chapter 27: Children ride in the back AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

In Eliott's little room, Klaus is slumped on the bed. He's lost Ben, he's lost Rin. But Rin's ghost… seems to have been successfully summoned.

Chapter 28: There were only seven of us AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

At the Cooper farm, young Harlan struggles to control his emotions and the bits of power passed on by Viktor. Rin, too, strives to regain her vital energy and materiality. But suddenly…

Chapter 29: Qué será será AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

While struggling to regain her materiality, Rin tries to comfort young Harlan, terrified in the barn's basement. But suddenly, gunfire breaks out upstairs…

Chapter 30: The end of something AO3 - Wattpad - FFN

Time resumed its course, and night is falling on the Umbrella Academy's last day in 1963 Texas. For Five has obtained a briefcase… and soon, he'll bring everyone back to 2019.

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[gray-lofi]

Coffee With Friends

Even at the end, there's still coffee.

A short fanfic based on @didudraws Lifeform Detected series

~1900 words

   A placid spring's noon sun hangs over the town's main street, shining over rows of mixed-use urban buildings. Apartments placed over supermarkets, drug stores, robotics depots, most having laid dormant for however-long. The streets are cluttered with cars, a dead, perpetual traffic jam of electric vehicles and IFVs. A stifling quiet, one that even nature seems hesitant to break, barely a gust of wind or note of birdsong disturbing the ghost town.

   The only noise comes from leg servos and barefoot steps. Bits and Scrap walk carefree through the streets of abandoned machinery, looking through the windows, storefronts, all virtually empty. Some looted, some left behind. The pair stop in front of a robotics store, taking a moment to look through the shattered window. Nothing left but dust and glass. Nature reclaiming.

   Scrap sighs, Bits pressing a sympathetic hand against her thigh, calm smile on her face. "We'll find a store one of these days."

   "Found plenty of stores, but none of them with any parts I can use." The wires of the robot's missing arm spark as if to punctuate the point, the street growing quiet except for the sound of footsteps once more.

   More fronts are passed. Italian restaurant with broken wine bottles still scattered out front. Bank branch barricaded over with plywood. Convenience store, intact but empty. Bits reaches out, grabbing Scrap's intact arm and walking in step, pressing her ramshackle body against the android's. An overworked cooling fan joins the chorus of footsteps. The two wait at a street crossing, even if no car would ever come.

   A shock to both. There, on the corner, a coffee shop. Almost pristine, windows intact, floors missing the grime of erosion and dirt. Varnished wooden counters shine in the sun. Stools and chairs set out, even if there was no one to sit on them. Frozen in time.

   The two peek in through the door, and standing by the counter was another android. Their model is a notable downgrade from the sleek-but-damaged frame of Scrap -- metal body a darker, scuffed gray, an LCD monitor affixed to their torso, text written on that they couldn't read. A wire juts from their back, leading into a room in the back. Despite their obvious downgrade, they were, at least, relatively intact.

   The coffee android turns to the pair, smiling and waving them over. After another moment of shock, the two head over to the counter.

   "Oh, customers! It's been so long since anyone's come by, welcome!"

   "Hello, hi!" Bits quickly heads next to the counter, jumping up on a stool by the bar, with Scrap following, and standing, behind. "I didn't think we'd find another android out here! What's your name?"

   "Name?" The android looks at the stitched-together human quizzically. "I'm just a service android, I don't have a name."

   "Awww, boo. Wait, does that mean I get to give you a name like Scrap?" Perking up, Bits leans forward, reading the output on their chest monitor:

Model: SA-LT 4022C Charging…

Uptime: <MAXINT> Service Required:

Battery: 0% Replace internal battery

"Oh, how about Salt?"

   A polite smile. "Very well, designation accepted. Hello you two, I'm Salt, nice to meet you both." They turn to Scrap, the slightest shift in their expression. “I must admit, I didn't expect to see another S-series after all this time.”

   “S-series?” Scrap looks surprised, looking down at her chest, down at Salt's chest. SA-LT. SC-RP. “Oh.”

   “Oh, oh!” The stitched-together being presses both her hands down on the counter, looking up at Salt with stars in her eyes. “Do you have any spare parts with you? Scrap's been missing an arm all this time, and we haven't been able to find any spare parts anywhere!”

   “Unfortunately, I do not believe SA series and SC series parts are compatible. My deepest apologies.” The coffee android quickly bows, a sigh coming from the pair.

   “Well, we're used to disappointment, at least.” Scrap takes a seat, looking around the cafe, behind the bar. A chalk menu is freshly written up, the distinct electric hum of appliances through the silence. “What are you still doing here, anyways? I can't imagine that there're many customers nowadays.”

   “My main function is to provide service to customers, and manning the counter was the last directive given to me.” Salt stares out into the distance, into the abandoned, empty street. “While the timeframe of that order has long expired, I'm afraid I don't have much other choice.”

   “You could come exploring with us!” Bits helpfully offered. Scrap pursed her mouth almost instinctively. What for? Did she not trust Salt? Gotten habituated to traveling only with Bits?

   “As lovely as that would be, I'm afraid I'm stuck here.” Salt tugged on the cord leading into their back, quickly pulling it taut. “My internal battery has long failed, and I only remain active due to constantly drawing upon this establishment's solar supplies, as well as occasional resurgences of power from the town's grid.” Another bow.

   “Oh. Sorry to hear.” A passing thought from Bits, that they could find a replacement battery but, well. An arm is already rare enough.

   Salt's eyes perk up, a smile growing just the slightest bit wider. “It's quite alright, your company is already much welcome from the silence.” They gesture to the menu behind them. “Would you care to place an order? Quite a few products are unavailable due to... supply issues. But we still have plenty on offer!”

   The two look behind the barista, reading through the menu. Entire bakery section was a no-go. Teas, smoothies, gone. Casualties even among the coffee: lattes, cafe au lait, flat whites. Just about the only thing left was regular drip coffee.

   “I'll have a large drip coffee, please!” Bits's order. A slight electric noise and nod from Salt. The two look to Scrap, the SC android looking between the two confused.

   “You both know I can't-” Bits looked on expectantly. A polite, retail smile from Salt that carried more weight than Scrap could ever hope to deflect. “I'll- small cappuccino, please.”

   Another nod from Salt. “That will be ❖11.55. What payment method will you be using?” Bits and Scrap look at each other, patting down their pockets.

   “You still got any money left on you, Bits?” Sewing kit, pamphlet, gauze pads.

   “I think I used the rest of my cash on that vending machine...” A small book. Keepsakes. Loose wiring. She turns to Salt. “Isn't there any sort of discount you could give to us?”

   “A discount? A moment, please.” Salt stands, hands by their waist in contemplation. A hard drive whirs. A tree branch falls, somewhere. They look back up, nodding. “I've found a relevant discount in the database. Congratulations, your drinks are free for today!”

    The pair share a smile, with Salt motioning to the seats around the cafe, bowing as they walk into the back room. The two look around, choosing counter seats by the windows facing away from the main street.

    Sun shines on the two as they take the airs. The quiet is broken by the grinding of coffee beans, the boiling of water. Bits patiently kicks her feet back and forth on the stool. A wordless gesture from Scrap, pulling out the sewing kit and re-applying some of Bits's stitches.

    The cobbled-together human points toward a stand by the counter. Local tourist attractions, coupons, maps. They unfurl one of them on the counter, talking over the landmarks, making plans. Pictures of time past, people smiling, sailing, fishing. An advertisement for a car that laid totaled in front of them.

    “We could go to the mall, see if they have a shop there for your arm!”

    “It's a long walk, though. There's a hospital on the way, so it shouldn't be impossible, but I'm not sure I can make that distance without running out of power...”

    “Mmmm, there should be enough buildings on the way you could draw from. See? Gas station, motel, gas station, strip mall...”

    The sounds of coffee making fade, replaced with that of lively conversation between the couple. Salt returns behind the counter, carrying two cardboard cups, one large and one that's barely able to fit in their hand. A moment's hesitation, before interrupting the conversation. "Excuse me, your order is ready!"

    The two hop off their stools, grabbing the coffee with a thanks. Bits takes a sip, and immediately makes a face at the bitter, more-than-likely-spoiled flavor. Scrap simply looks confused at the outrageously tiny cup used for a cappuccino.

    “Your receipt as well?” Bits reaches up to the counter to grab it. Another memento. The two return to their seats, looking over the map, renewed. Pulling another pamphlet out. The coffee is quickly forgotten as conversation resumes. A route planned. Supplies rationed. A servo fails in Scrap's good arm, quickly brought back into working order by her companion. Time passes, quickly.

    A quiet bit of laughter from Salt, overheard by Scrap. She turns, android to android. “Some wrong?”

    “Not at all. I'm just... happy.”

    “Oooh, are we the best customers you've had?” Bits smugly proclaims.

    “Of course! And, well, you might be the last customers I ever have.” A somber mood quickly dampens the three. “This wire won't last, after all. Nor will the power, or even this building.”

    Quiet. Swallow. “We can come back, keep this place running and-”

    A shake of the head from the barista. “It won't be necessary. I can't ask you two to make such a commitment, regardless.”

    Scrap looks down, away. Back up to her fellow android. “But... you said you were happy?”

    “I am.” A quiet, soft statement from Salt. “I'm happy that, at the end of all this, you two were my last customers.”

    They look thoughtfully at the two, past the two. “My favorite days were when couples would come to visit. I always enjoyed watching their conversations, their rituals. The little acts of love, sharing drinks, pouring over the tour guides like you two are doing right now.” A quick look back and forth, between the splayed maps, and the wired android.

    “There isn't much time, I don't think. My internal clock has been broken for quite a while. But I stayed running, every day, and through the nights once my battery failed. Hoping to be of service once more.” A content, deep sigh. “To meet a lovely couple as you two at the end was my last wish.”

    Bittersweet smiles from the pair. Neither blush, but a heartbeat grows audible, and a cooling fan spins faster and faster.

    The sun glints against Scrap's torso. A recognition of the time, the need to prepare nightly rituals. The pair put back the pamphlets, grab their coffee. Pained, they look back on Salt. The service android bows.

    “May you two have a lovely day. Please, leave a tip and a review if our service was satisfactory.” A wry smile. A look away.

    Bits and Scrap return to walking the streets. Quiet, empty storefronts. Only the sound of footsteps and servos.

    Later, in the backroom of a store, as Scrap plugs herself in, Bits looks through the contents of her pockets again, among the keepsakes of their journey so far. The most recent addition, a twice-folded receipt.

ORDER #001

SERVER: 4022

LG Drip Coffee : 6.25

SM Cappuccino : 3.00

Total Amount : 9.25

Sales Tax : 2.30

Discount Applied : -11.55

DISCOUNT - COFFEE WITH FRIENDS

Total Amount : ❖0.00

[angcgroup]

ANGC Group India Pvt Ltd Leading Top 10 Msme Small Sc St Startup Business Machinery Loan Msme Industrial Hotel Hospital Food Processing Unit Subsidy Consultants

[8um8le]

Is eclipse gonna get a revamp too?

Hehhe yep, cuz I wanna work on my character designs, and I didn’t wanna let the sc cast go, so I’m bringing them along my journey haha

The old designs are not bad, but the only thing I had in mind with them was “make them look cute”

Now I’m thinking more of “what can people tell about their character just by looking at them? make sure their work uniform correlates to their tactical position in the team, make their casual clothing reflect their personalities, and improve the placement of parts in their machinery”

this way I could work on improving while still being along side the silly little robots I love so dearly <33

[pmegploan]

How to Apply for PMEGP Loan in 2025 – Full Guide

(Includes PMEGP Project Report Loan Tips & More)

The Prime Minister’s Employment Generation Programme (PMEGP) remains one of the most powerful government-backed schemes for aspiring entrepreneurs in 2025. Implemented by the Khadi and Village Industries Commission (KVIC) under the Ministry of MSME, it provides credit-linked subsidies to individuals and groups starting new micro-enterprises in the manufacturing or service sectors.

Whether you’re applying under PMEGP, CMEGP (Chief Minister’s Employment Generation Programme), or seeking a general Project Report for Bank Loan, this guide will walk you through the complete application process in 2025.

⭐ Key Features of PMEGP Loan Scheme

✅ Subsidy (Capital Grant):

Urban Areas:

15% (General)

25% (Special categories: SC/ST/OBC/Women/PH)

Rural Areas:

25% (General)

35% (Special categories)

✅ Maximum Project Cost:

₹50 lakh for manufacturing units

₹20 lakh for service sector businesses

✅ Eligible Applicants:

Individuals aged 18+

Self-help groups, cooperatives, charitable trusts, and registered institutions

Minimum education: Class 8 pass (for projects >₹10 lakh in manufacturing or ₹5 lakh in services)

🧾 Step-by-Step Guide to Apply for PMEGP Loan in 2025

🔹 Step 1: Check Eligibility

Ensure that:

You’re starting a new venture, not expanding an existing one

You fulfill the education and age requirements

You belong to any eligible beneficiary category if applying for a higher subsidy

🔹 Step 2: Choose a Viable Business Idea

You can choose from 200+ model projects approved by KVIC or propose your own idea. Some popular examples:

Food processing unit

Agarbatti or candle making

Tailoring, embroidery or garment unit

Salon or service repair business

Digital printing or DTP services

📄 For inspiration, you can view sample PMEGP Project Reports at:

👉 https://kviconline.gov.in

🔹 Step 3: Prepare a Detailed Project Report

Whether you are applying under PMEGP, CMEGP, or simply need a Project Report for Loan, this is the most crucial document in your application.

✅ Your Project Report must include:

Business summary and scope

Cost estimate (machinery, raw material, working capital)

Means of finance (loan + subsidy + promoter contribution)

Financial viability (profit margins, ROI, breakeven)

Marketing and growth strategy

📌 This document is also referred to as a Project Report for Bank Loan, as banks use it to assess your loan eligibility. If you're unsure how to draft one, consult a CA or financial expert.

🔹 Step 4: Submit Online Application

Head to the official PMEGP portal:

👉 https://kviconline.gov.in/pmegp/

📥 What you'll need to upload:

Aadhaar card

PAN card

Caste/income certificate (if applicable)

Educational qualification proof

Passport-size photo

Project Report for Loan (mandatory)

Bank account details

✅ Pro Tip: Choose your District Industries Centre (DIC), KVIC, or KVIB jurisdiction carefully.

🔹 Step 5: Attend EDP Training

All shortlisted applicants must complete a 3 to 10-day Entrepreneurship Development Programme (EDP) through RSETI, DIC, or MSME-DI.

🎓 This training is:

Free of cost

Focused on business planning, accounting, and market awareness

Mandatory before bank loan disbursal

🔹 Step 6: Bank Loan Sanction & Subsidy Disbursement

Your bank (Public/Private/Scheduled/Gramin) will evaluate your Project Report for cmegp loan

Once sanctioned, you get up to 90–95% of the project cost as a term loan

Subsidy (PMEGP margin money) is parked in a lock-in account for 3 years

Final subsidy is adjusted after physical verification of your unit

📝 Important Tips

Only one PMEGP loan per applicant is allowed

Your business must start within 6 months of disbursal

Udyam Registration is encouraged for MSME recognition

You can apply under CMEGP (state version) if applicable in your region

✅ Final Thoughts

The PMEGP scheme is a golden chance to turn your entrepreneurial dream into a profitable business—with government support, subsidy, and collateral-free bank loans. All you need is a solid Project Report for PMEGP, the right idea, and commitment to follow through.

If you need help preparing your PMEGP Project Report, CMEGP Project Report, or a customized Project Report for Loan, feel free to reach out—we’re here to help you get started the right way!

For additional information or assistance, please contact us or call us +91-8989977769.

[race-week]

I found the VSC timing odd, but unfortunately one of my biggest criticisms to race control is how long they almost always take to deploy VSCs ou SCs. They constantly undervalue safety and the need for additional measures, so doing it today does not shock me. But it did allow Mclaren to do their swap, which was so weirdly articulated that's a complete separate issue

They have a procedure of yellow flag/double yellow - reassess - VSC/SC

Typically drivers will park their car to the side of the track and get out under yellows/double yellows, this is quite a common occurrence as drivers likely don’t want to wait in their car for a VSC to be called.

Then if marshals are needed to get the car off the track they’ll escalate to a VSC

If machinery is needed or it’s likely to take a while to get the car moved it’ll escalate to a SC

If things are particularly bad or there’s damage to the barriers or significant debris it’ll be a red flag.

I don’t necessarily know if this procedure is too lax, I think for the most part it works, I don’t think that a VSC needs to happen every time a car pulls to the side of the track, but I do think that there are occasions where safety needs to be prioritised more.

As I said previously plenty of teams and drivers have benefited from VSCs and SCs, one occurrence of odd timing doesn’t really indicate anything, especially as there’s been many times when more egregious VSCs and SCs have been delayed for longer or run on longer than necessary.

[dalihdgaming]

I hauled 120,000 lbs thru Missouri! American Truck Simulator - Missouri (EARLY ACCESS) Part 3

American Truck Simulator - Missouri on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2730870/American_Truck_Simulator__Missouri/

Get ready for an epic trucking journey to Missouri in American Truck Simulator! Explore vibrant cities, including the iconic Saint Louis with its stunning Gateway Arch. Missouri's landscapes are diverse and beautiful, from the rolling Ozark hills to charming small towns and vast farmlands.

New routes are coming for Special Transport in the 'Show Me State' along with one brand-new oversized cargo. Do you have what it takes to take on this challenge?

Only the most skilled drivers will dare to handle these massive hauls. With Special Transport coming to Missouri, our map designers prepared three routes specifically chosen to suit the huge cargo you will be able to haul there. But don't be fooled, it won't be an easy drive!

3 Special Transport routes in Missouri: Kansas City to Rolla Cape Girardeau to Springfield St. Louis to Kirksville

SCS Software will also be updating this DLC by giving you a new free cargo to deliver - a huge underground electric loader called the 'TITANOS'. This machinery is used in the underground mining industry where it can operate fast in tough conditions. You will not only be able to transport it in Missouri but also in the ATS base map and some other map expansions.

Enjoy this upcoming map expansion to the fullest and explore new challenges with the Special Transport DLC.

#missouri #americantrucksimulator #scssoftware #simulation #simulator

https://youtu.be/2MnTJtIREVA

[ravisharmaloans]

Government Schemes & Subsidies for Machinery Loans in 2025: A Complete Guide

Government Schemes & Subsidies for Machinery Loans in 2025: A Complete Guide

Introduction

For Indian businesses, the purchase of sophisticated machinery is essential for enhanced productivity and competitiveness. Nevertheless, the machinery cost is frequently a stumbling block. To ease this, the Indian government has different machinery loanschemes and subsidies to assist industries, particularly MSMEs. In 2025, several updated programs and incentives are available to help businesses finance their equipment purchases efficiently. This guide explores the top government schemes and subsidies that can assist in securing a machinery loan with favourable terms.

1. MSME Machinery Loan Subsidy under CGTMSE

Credit Guarantee Fund Trust for Micro and Small Enterprises (CGTMSE) is a flagship program that gives collateral-free credit to MSMEs. Loans are given by banks and NBFCs under this program with government-guaranteed credit, lowering the lender’s risk and facilitating easier availability of funds for small businesses.

Key Benefits:

•collateral-free credit up to ₹2 crores.

•government-guaranteed credit.

•lower interest rates for MSMEs.

2. Credit Linked Capital Subsidy Scheme (CLCSS)

Credit Guarantee Fund Trust for Micro and Small Enterprises (CGTMSE) is a flagship program that gives collateral-free credit to MSMEs. Loans are given by banks and NBFCs under this program with government-guaranteed credit, lowering the lender’s risk and facilitating easier availability of funds for small businesses.

Key Benefits:

•collateral-free credit up to ₹2 crores.

•government-guaranteed credit.

•lower interest rates for MSMEs.

3. Stand-Up India Scheme

The Stand-Up India scheme offers loans to encourage entrepreneurship among SC/ST and women entrepreneurs.

Key Features:

• Loans of ₹10 lakhs to ₹1 crore.

• Manufacturing, services, and trading sectors.

• Repayment tenure of a maximum 7 years.

4. Pradhan Mantri Mudra Yojana (PMMY)

The Stand-Up India scheme offers loans to encourage entrepreneurship among SC/ST and women entrepreneurs.

Key Features:

• Loans of ₹10 lakhs to ₹1 crore.

• Manufacturing, services, and trading sectors.

• Repayment tenure of a maximum 7 years...readmore

[atomictyrantchild]

Udyam Registration: A Must for Small Businesses to Access Loans

Introduction

In the fast-evolving business landscape of India, small businesses face numerous challenges—one of the most pressing being access to finance. Small businesses often require loans to thrive, whether for expanding operations, managing cash flow, or investing in technology. However, obtaining these loans can be difficult without the proper credentials or support from financial institutions. Enter Udyam Registration, a simple yet powerful tool that can make a significant difference for small businesses seeking financial support. Introduced by the Ministry of Micro, Small, and Medium Enterprises (MSME) in 2020, Udyam Registration is a government initiative designed to help small businesses formalize their operations and gain access to various government schemes and benefits, including crucial financial aid. 

What is Udyam Registration?

Udyam Registration is an online registration system for Micro, Small, and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs). The registration process involves providing basic details about your business, such as the type of business, number of employees, turnover, and investment in plant and machinery. Upon successful registration, businesses are issued a unique Udyam Registration Number (URN), which serves as an official recognition of the business as an MSME in India.

The registration process is free and entirely online, requiring no physical documentation. However, businesses must meet certain criteria regarding investment limits and annual turnover to qualify:

Micro Enterprises: Investment up to Rs. 2.5 crore and turnover up to Rs.10 crore.

Small Enterprises: Investment up to Rs. 25 crore and turnover up to Rs. 100 crore.

Medium Enterprises: Investment up to Rs.125 crore and turnover up to Rs. 500 crore.

Why is Udyam Registration Essential for Small Businesses Seeking Loans?

Small businesses often struggle to access loans due to a variety of reasons, including a lack of proper documentation, low credit scores, and high perceived risks. In this environment, Udyam Registration becomes a vital tool for overcoming these barriers and improving access to credit.

1. Eligibility for Government Loan Schemes

One of the biggest advantages of Udyam Registration is that it opens the door to various government-backed loan schemes. These schemes are designed specifically to support MSMEs and provide access to capital with lower interest rates, longer repayment terms, and minimal paperwork. Some of the prominent government loan schemes that Udyam-registered businesses can avail of include:

Pradhan Mantri Mudra Yojana (PMMY): This scheme provides financial assistance to small businesses in the form of MUDRA loans, which are available under three categories—Shishu (up to ₹50,000), Kishore (₹50,000 to ₹5 lakh), and Tarun (₹5 lakh to ₹10 lakh). Udyam-registered businesses have better access to these loans, which are often offered without collateral.

Credit Guarantee Fund Trust for Micro and Small Enterprises (CGTMSE): Under this scheme, Udyam-registered businesses can avail themselves of collateral-free loans, which can significantly reduce the hurdles to securing financing.

Stand-Up India Scheme: This scheme aims to promote entrepreneurship among women and SC/ST entrepreneurs. Udyam-registered businesses owned by these groups are eligible for financial assistance under this scheme.

National Small Industries Corporation (NSIC) Subsidy: Udyam-registered businesses can avail of financial assistance and subsidies for the purchase of machinery, technology, and working capital.

By registering with Udyam, small businesses increase their eligibility for these schemes, which can provide the necessary financial backing for growth and expansion.

2. Easier Loan Approval and Processing

When a business is Udyam-registered, it signals to financial institutions and banks that the business is recognized by the government and is compliant with the relevant regulations. Lenders often hesitate to extend credit to businesses that are not registered because they are perceived as risky investments. Udyam Registration helps eliminate this uncertainty by providing a verified and credible source of business data, including investment levels, turnover, and industry type. This registration also means that the business will be compliant with taxation and other regulatory requirements, which further reassures lenders. As a result, the loan approval process becomes smoother and faster, with fewer delays in processing.

3. Access to Collateral-Free Loans

One of the biggest obstacles that small businesses face when seeking loans is the requirement for collateral. Many businesses, particularly micro-enterprises, do not have assets that can be pledged as collateral, making it nearly impossible to secure traditional loans. However, with Udyam Registration, small businesses become eligible for collateral-free loans under schemes like CGTMSE, which are backed by the government.

4. Improved Creditworthiness

For businesses, creditworthiness is one of the most important factors that influence loan approval. Small businesses that are Udyam-registered tend to have a more structured financial record and better access to government schemes, which improves their credit score over time. Lenders look favorably upon businesses with a solid financial foundation and a track record of repayment. Udyam registration helps businesses maintain proper financial records, comply with taxation norms, and build a positive reputation in the market. All these factors contribute to improved creditworthiness, making it easier for businesses to access loans with favorable terms.

5. Tax Benefits and Lower Interest Rates

Udyam-registered businesses are eligible for various tax benefits and subsidies, which can improve cash flow and reduce operational costs. These financial advantages can, in turn, make it easier for businesses to meet loan repayment schedules, further boosting their credibility with lenders. Additionally, banks and financial institutions often offer lower interest rates and better terms to businesses that are registered under Udyam. The registration reflects government endorsement, which reduces perceived risks, allowing businesses to access capital at more affordable rates.

Note: The Udyam portal now allows you to easily print Udyam Certificate.

Conclusion

Udyam Registration is a game-changer for small businesses in India looking to access loans and financial support. By formally registering as an MSME, businesses unlock a range of benefits, from eligibility for government-backed loan schemes to easier access to collateral-free loans and lower interest rates. In a highly competitive market, securing timely financial assistance is crucial for the growth and survival of small businesses. Udyam Registration not only increases your chances of loan approval but also strengthens your business's creditworthiness, paving the way for long-term success.