#SAY HELLO TO APPLE!!!!!!

[sketchy-tour]

Maybe a silly thing to share, but I recently bought this cute little plushie that came with an adoption paper and decided to let myself have some whimsy and filled it out.

Though I panicked when I got to the witness part and sort of last second grabbed my Wally Plush. He counts, right?????

Filled it out in crayon. Felt fitting. Like I said! Whimsy!

[ghostbird-art]

Cursed Relics - Longsword

[opal-owl-art]

"Bite the Forbidden Fruit. I know you want to."

So I started playing Kirby Clash today, and I think I get why people are so mad at him KSJSJS

[jinseibluetooth]

I've been half-watching, full-listening to Hello! Project live performance medleys all day, and it feels like falling in love for the first time again. It reminds me that I've been here for fifteen years and I'll be for fifteen more and as long as Hello! Project exists.

[paradife-loft]

so this "ethics & legal requirements for research involving human subjects" course I'm doing for class rn hasn't figured out that you don't hyphenate "cisgender," and yet has still somehow heard of "trans broken arm syndrome" and wants to inform us about it being a source of distrust in medical professionals among some trans people. what's happening here....

[itsalwaysdark]

i did just now remember that "apples decibels" isnt something anybody else says its a me and lamp exclusive. so saying that that image was '2 apples decibels' to express that it was small and pixelated didnt make much sense

[spotaus]

It is so funny that yesterday I was considering taking a Hiatus from this blog, and then immediately drew content for a brand new project smh. (<- I shouldn't be going anywhere, but if I'm suddenly not posting, blame my Uni/work)

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

its also unit in the sontaran stratagem/poison sky right? i know its literally like 1000/15 years ago and we saw how at ease 13 was directing soldiers but the contrast is still........stark

[lovemikage]

BAMBI YOURE 5’ ????? carrying you bridal style rn

I AM I AM! omg where r we going

[applejongho]

im going down memory lane and watching the videos i took of ateez when i saw them way back last nov. thought about posting how i reacted to jjongjoong's introductions but i sound like a dying goat. i sound unhinged. im red in the face listening to myself. this will be going to the grave w me actually

[applecherry108]

Can’t remember if I reblogged that screenshot of the rotten tomatoes fnaf rating that’s like, fans screaming “it’s not for you!”

Because I just watched the fnaf movie.

Truly, it was not for the layman. 😂 I enjoyed it. I’m not sure I would classify it as a good movie, but it was technically wonderful and I greatly appreciated the seriousness and care that the filmmakers took with it. It could’ve so easily just been a shitty jumpscare mess but they took the time to actually build it up. The lore is different (from what I understand) but I liked that they reworked it into a story that better fit the film medium. Bc let’s face it, fnaf lore is long, insane, and complicated as hell. But the film told a structured story that, yeah, maybe some filmgoers will enjoy more than others by virtue of knowing what the actual lore is, but I’m one of those people. So I liked it. 😂

Only complaint is, of all the little Easter eggs and musical cues, I’m sad that we didn’t get to hear the music box toreador march. 😢

[applepies-and-starlight]

Worst discord server?

I want you to imagine this; A roleplay/hang out hybrid server that's roughly 50-something people, with pink, sparkly, and Kirby-based aesthetic.

Ok, now have the owner be a bit of a self centered dick (though largely unaware of it) who will start to panic whenever something goes the Slightest bit wrong and uses their trauma as a way to gain sympathy points (also largely unaware of doing so) so everyone will tend to take their side whenever someone tries to call them out

Welcome to the Carnival. The most exhausting year of my life and the reason why I lost interest in the Kirby Series for a year or so.

The guys there are. Fine. So long as you ignore every weird, iffy, and icky feeling you get whenever you get them, which for me was. Most of the time (admittedly I was part of the problem, so I guess I can't talk much)

I'm not quite sure how to explain it tbh, but mostly there was like. A Silent Threat, kinda, basically a sort of "if you go against what we believe in we'll make sure you'll regret it"

Looking back I thiiink most things could've been solved with a good talk but like. I used to be one of the owner's trusted people, and I *knew* they made groupchats to talk about specific people and most of what I've seen was "yeah block/kick them out because they were being mean" so. Yeah no shit i'd be scared shitless to speak up

If we want something PM flavored then Alyssciel's Discord Server is another Bad One™

Essentially? 4 mods (including Alyssciel herself), one's always offline (not invisible), the other + Alyssciel don't really do their jobs as moderators, only one person's trying to make an effort; 300-something people in this server

Now. What do you think will happen if I bring in my plural/system oomf who headcanons a fem Ruina character (Lesti) as transmasc?

(It goes as well as you think it does)

I'm not gonna get too big on the details because this was like. Several years ago and I honestly don't wanna do too much digging but basically they presented their transmasc!Lesti hc, got made fun of for it; switched with an alter and used pluralkit for that (unrelated to first incident iirc), also got made fun of because the others thought they were roleplaying, got pluralkit banned from being used outside of roleplay channels, which is already a big yikes...

And when oomf left the server because they were uncomfortable about it Alyssciel made a big show about it and caused an uproar

(I don't watch her videos anymore because of this; leaves a bad taste in my mouth)

[twistedappletree]

got 2 more tooth extractions this morning, now i’m sittin here staring at the wall eating applesauce straight out the jar after waking up at 7:40pm ✨

[fortunaestalta]

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Chache: Resisting the urge to eat kinetic sand rn.

Chache:

Chache: Update: it tastes like sand

Stampy: Did- did you actually-?

Stampy: CHACHE!

Squid: Chache... buddy...

Chache: Look, look!

Stampy: Yeah, I'm looking at the bits of kinetic sand on your face!

Chache: It was just a little bit! It was Golden Apple scented, I wanted to see if it tasted different!!

Chache: It was for science!!

[inkskinned]

how do i contact apple bc actually i am currently going through an internet story but i don't have twitter.

which is to say that 3 weeks ago i was on vacation to the Azores with my family. due to girl pockets (iykyk) my phone fucking jumped into the ocean literally only because i lifted my leg above a 30 degree angle to avoid a wave. the phone was black. the sand was black. it was night. i had waded in about 2 feet deep. i think my guardian angel just closed his eyes.

i immediately reached a state of peace about it. maybe it was a sign from god or the universe. don't we all need to unplug. let's live in the moment or whatever. also, let's give the crabs technology, i just think it would be funny.

i come home. i haven't backed up my phone in a while (lol since 2022) and the shitty replacement i got is literally useless. i lost pictures of newborn babies. i lost contacts. i have to wrangle things together that need 2-factor authentication with a phone that's in the fucking ocean.

and then today i got this notification.

What in the everfuck. are you kidding me. this thing was IN THE OCEAN. like the ACTUAL OCEAN. like originally "find my phone" was reporting it as ABSENT.

and then i get this email:

she found it while she was SNORKLING. at the bottom of the actual ocean. it's been there for 3 weeks.

IT STILL WORKS.

which is to say. like how do i get her anything she wants, forever. i don't have any money but i would buy her a fucking boat of iphones to thank her. how do we get apple to give me a commercial. if nothing else i just want people to know that someone found my phone at the bottom of the ocean because how fucking fake of a story does this even sound.

what's going on. hello????????