#SAVE ME BARRY

[ninoochat]

[kyraticouture]

just started playing alan wake (i have covid and nothing else to do and it was on sale) and let me tell you i'm not amused. a dog died and i'm already aware that there's going to be someone with a chainsaw coming after me and i just want to go back to barry.

(jk i'm actually enjoying it and want to play part 2 too someday. but the thing with good boy max was really not okay!)

[grayintogreen]

Day Two of the Inventory Hell Fortnight is over. My cold persists. All I want to do when I’m not at work is sleep. This is normal and healthy. This is also very agonizing because I want to write and get some goddamn dopamine in this bitch.

[riffingtheverse]

[riffingtheverse]

Crowley calls him Azzy or Zira. He would "prefer Headmaster in front of the students" (but doesn't really mind).

As schoolboys the other kids called him Smelly Felly. Crowley got detention for putting toy snakes in their desks as retaliation.

Headmaster Aziraphale Fell struggles to contain his attraction to former classmate turned rock star Anthony Crowley - now teaching music at their old school.

[sucharandomwolf]

Hello Rise fandom 🤗

[captainbfresh]

Forever considering writing a coldflash fic where Barry decides to go and save Snart from the occulus after a day where he just can't save anyone.

And he figures it all out and if he times it right nothing will change because the occulus still explodes and Barry can drop them back off in the present so everything that happened still happens and he's just making sure that Snart gets a future as well as the rest of them.

And he does it. And nothing goes wrong and he is so excited because he saved someone without fucking with timelines etc

But team flash are pissed because they're seeing it as another flashpoint moment and Barry not learning from his mistakes and Barry's insistence that it's not the same because he knew nothing would change doesn't help because its just showing it was premeditated and if he can justify this one who's to say he won't justify it again.

And iris breaks off their engagement because she doesn't want to live always wondering whether this is the first time they've lived through something.

And when Snart finds out that stopping him from blowing up essentially blew up Barry's life he's like "well why don't you just drop me back off where ya left me?" Because everyone's moved on after his death and he has issues.

And Barry's like?!??! That is exactly what Iris doesn't want me to do what the fuck is wrong with you. I can't kill you just so she doesn't dump me and I wanted to save you. I'm not letting you die because Iris doesn't want to marry me. I'm sure we can work it out. (they dont)

And Barry helps like reintegrate Len into the land of the living while Len 'helps' Barry deal with his broken engagement (mainly just mocking him tbf) and len splitting his time between helping team flash with their problems and doing crime because he is that bitch.

And of course they fall in love

[weboxedincreamedcorn]

OH WE ARE SO SPARKLEBACK.

[xyrw]

Coldflash art from 2023 archives😭 also I have a suspicion I drew one of them in 2022 when the war just started and the *only* thing that got me through the first weeks of it was my bad connection and Flash series I watched in 480p

This is so funny to me idk

I literally never posted these arts before lmao but I was uploading tons of old art on the disk to save some space and saw them. And I just knew it’s the time

[pumpkinrootbeer]

say what u will about barry allen but no other superhero has had a worse time. you come in, take up another heros mantle, be a hero for however many years, DIE!!! actually die not comic death but die to the point you are functionally irrelevant for 20 years you completely cease to be that character and the vast majority of people grew up with a different flash, get resurrected you're back now (yay?), writers don't know what to do with you because there's already another flash and there has been for the past two decades so the entire universe kinda hems and haws about what to do with you until they take you out of your main comics and just have you chill in the justice league, then you lose your powers and are once again no longer the flash.

I need a "where are they now" but for Barry Allen flash. dead for Twenty Real Life Years. come back to life. reset the universe. just to lose your powers and be booted again from the superhero title. God himself hates this man

"Oh wally got erased from existence" "well x happens to Batman" it's not even about what happens in the narrative it's like. you're the only mainstream superhero ever that stopped existing for two decades and when they do decide to bring the character back they have no idea what to do with you so you're eventually forever relegated to the sidelines And also you're not the strongest or the most skilled or the fastest flash and they keep retconning all the special stuff You did in specific and refuse to let your narrative exist beyond Dead Mom. bartholomew baby I'm so sorry

[quick-catton]

oh my god

[cantbrowsewithoutaccount]

Me picking another funky looking hot man to obsess over

[silvermeww]

okay, when was someone going to tell me that

oh, idk, steven started at 19, burgh has a younger sister, clay actually isn't born american, skyla's whole fam thing and ELESA IS 15???? (even younger than skyla like wtf???)

(also the 'alder' at the bottom is supposed to be drayden lol)

and that's not all

say hello to:

viola being 18??? 'black whirlwind' korrina, RAMOS MEETING AZ'S FLOETTE AS A KID, genderfluid and apparently also age-fluid olympia, CLEMONT?? AND HIS WHOLE THING DOWN TO BEING 12 OF ALL AGES???

(you know what, marlon being 30 definitely makes sense with the hippie vibes)

wikstrom SAYING that he only wears that suit in pokemon battles but i've never seen his casual wear, malva being pr for flare lol, drasna selling dragon merch + great family lore if you want to know, siebold having to third-wheel lysandre and sycamore while eating (move aside malva, you're not the only elite 4 dealing with this) and 20?? YEARS OLD?? DIANTHA????????????

(way too many men in kalos are getting ladies, c'mon)

ethan being into history is such a neat detail hmmm, idk much of the frontier brains ngl, and we've finally got the region for looker and it's... hoenn??? you know what, makes sense with his chaotic vibes so i'll take it (throws away unova taped to a rock behind my back). also he's abolsutely cheating we all see that he's just relying on knowing us as protags, should've known smh

(um i think someone said that 'caitlin' should've been anabel but idk)

oh and the last one is charon, if we care about how much of a loser he really is. forget about birch and the poochyena, this guy is the lowest heh. imagine being charon (please don't).

(when the protags of johto are the same age as clemont lol) (yeah i know there are years between those events just let me have this)

and last but not least:

aaron 🤝 valerie: wanting to be pokemon (and ig gotta toss in shauntal with the ao3 writer gift heh, don't know if they would commission her or stay away), bertha's description???? i love flint just saying, cynthia 👀👀 is absolutely doing something illegal 👀👀, roark is WHAT??? (child labour laws in sinnoh must be lax ngl), maylene as well???? fantina watching scary movies is something i'll have to incorporate into my worldview and bryon?? are you okay??

so yeah. credit goes to @/KuroBlitz96 on the twitter/x for having this up, i'm just here to project sheer surprise at this massive dump of ages... my thoughts on pokemon have completely turned on its head once more lol (this is fine)

[taniushka12]

collection of alan n barry scenes from the novelization that live in my mind rent free, either bc they're sweet or bc i really enjoy them being silly goofs together :']

[simon-x-billy]

This is amazing. Thank you for this. Seriously. ​Incredible observations. Amazing illustrations that so nail him that I can actually hear him speaking. So helpful!

Misfits fans, I need help.

I’m writing Simon (Barry) Bellamy into a fic, and I can’t figure out how to nail his voice using only the written word. Iwan created such an iconically odd person, and I want to get it right.

I’m utterly failing.

Voice

?? How the hell do I describe the halting speech pattern that consistently makes him sound so unique? Especially without drowning in ellipses in every sentence.

Confidence

?? What does a confident Barry sound like? Like he’s got on with his life since Misfits, has friends, goes out and does social stuff like anybody else. So again, it all comes down to the voice/delivery. And I am absolutely not nailing it. It’s keeping me from finishing the next chapter. Ugh.

Help?

[franabz]

★Girldad!Price x Fem!reader headcanons

Girldad!Price that was absolutely ecstatic when he found out the missus was having a baby girl, and even almost cried a few times during the ultrasound appointments he begged to go to with you. Even more so when he found out it was a girl.

Girldad!Price that was obsessed with your baby bump, always finding excuses to feel his baby girl kicking beneath his large hand splayed over your belly or to lay his head on your bump, quietly cooing about how happy he was to be the father of your baby. "She's gonna be just as amazing s'you, luvie."

Girldad!Price that insisted on going baby shopping with you, holding onto your arm as his eyes roamed across the racks of baby girl clothes. He isn't very big on fashion, but he does his best. He definitely plucked a "Daddy's girl" shirt from a rack and tossed it into the basket without saying a word, knowing damn well he was proud of himself for it, though he would never say it out loud.

Girldad!Price that never lets you overwork yourself. How could you be working around the house while carrying his baby? Outrageous. You're hungry? He's already in the kitchen whipping up your pregnancy cravings. The house needs some tidying? He's two steps ahead of you, wiping down the kitchen counters and sweeping the floor. He's always been good at cleaning, anyways.

Girldad!Price that despite his years of military experience, was freaking out when you went into labor. Suddenly all of his training was out then window when he got that call from work, hearing the urgency in your voice when you said your water broke. Now he's completely dropped everything to absolutely book it home while on the phone with you at the same time, trying his best to comfort you while he was panicking himself.

Girldad!Price that by some stroke of luck, managed to snatch up both you and the hospital bag, practically slamming on the gas while your pained groans and string of swears practically passed in one ear and out the other. He was about to be a dad... Oh boy, someone get him an Asprin.

Girldad!Price that was stone cold frozen when he saw his daughter for the first time, scared that he would break her tiny fragile body if he held her, but also too scared to look away. The second the nurses offered him to hold her, the man absolutely broke down in tears, full on ugly sobbing and blubbering incoherent words as he held his baby for the first time, her tiny hand wrapped around his large finger. You knew from this point on that he would do anything for that girl.

Girldad!Price, as if he wasn't at your hip enough, was practically strapped to your side whenever you had the baby with you. The second you were discharged from the hospital he insisted on being the one to hold her while you got the rest you deserved, "You go rest up, luvie. Daddy's got'er." He'd say often as he scooped the little bundle of joy from your arms, cradling her against his chest and walking away. You knew better than to argue with him, especially with his little girl.

Girldad!Price that heard knocking on the front door, only to be greeted by the rest of 141, all eager to see the baby. Gaz was the most concerned, asking if you have been eating and taking care of yourself since you had her. Soap was playing with her, stirring up a playful game of peek-a-boo or doing anything to get a giggle out of the sweet baby girl. Ghost, ever the distant man, decided to observe from a distance, though after much persuasion from everyone else finally held the baby against his strong chest. You could practically see the tension relieving in his shoulders as he stared at her, expressing wordless adoration. "Y'did good, dove." Ghost muttered almost inaudibly, earning a small fond chuckle out of you.

Girldad!Price that made it everybody's business about his sweet baby girl. You're in the barracks playing darts with other soldiers? He's showing you baby pictures and doting on about how cute and sweet she is. You're in the mess hall just trying to get through the day while tearing open an MRE? He sits down beside you and talks all about how much his life has changed after the missus gave birth to his baby girl. Even the new recruits noticed a change in the usually cold and straight-forward Captain.

Girldad!Price that practically saw stars when his baby girl said her first words, not to mention her first steps. You can only imagine the look on the man's face while he was watching a good ol' game of football on the TV and you were in the kitchen whipping up dinner when he heard a small babbled "M-Mummaa!-" out of the bunny. Sure, he was a little disappointed it wasn't a "Papa", but nonetheless he was smitten even more, if that was even possible.

Girldad!Price that gave the little lady a whole fighting lesson before she started her first day of kindergarten. "Aim for the back o' tha knees, bunny.", "Anyone bothers you n' you come t'me, got it?" It earned a few cheeky comments and scoffs from you, though he insisted it was necessary. Nobody would be messing with his baby girl under his watch.

Girldad!Price that will hang up any drawing his little girl makes as if it was the best work of art he'd ever seen. He's watch and nod in awe as she totted up to him with a piece of paper and three drawings of egg-shaped people, claiming it was him, you, and her. She made sure to make daddy's beard very prominent (by that she drew scribbles across his potato face with a brown crayon)

Girldad!Price that got the annual "Daddy Daughter Dance" flyer from the little one after he picked her up from school, already silently planning the whole night together with her. Already planning the suit he's going to wear and taking her shopping to pick out whatever dress she want, also having the missus do her hair all nice and pretty to make her feel like the princess she is.

Girldad!Price that is rolling up to the Daddy Daughter Dance with the little bunny, opening the door for her as she hopped out of the back seat and glaring at anybody that does as much as glance at his princess the wrong way. He's holding her hand the whole way there, standing tall and causing others to look away as soon as his glares meets their field of view. To outsiders, an intimidating and hardened military veteran that could snap them in half without breaking a sweat; But to his baby girl? A giant teddy bear that gives the best hugs and treats her like the princess she is.