#SAVE HORSE RIDE A WHAT??

[missnancywritesfanfic]

God I love cowboys and robots.

ONE FOR THE ROAD!

call transcript; “if you’re sure you’re dreaming, then how come it feels more real than it should?”

cw; f!reader, NSFW (mdni) !! dream (?) sex, p -> v, riding, biting, cyborg dick, light praise kink, boothill’s got a lotta nicknames for you, not proofread, this was born from a brainrot created by the multiple boothill edits i don’t apologize, fic below the cut, 1k words

“you’re not even gonna look at me, darlin’?”

a sharp gasp leaves your lips, goosebumps rising on your skin when cold metal thumbs at your clit. something sharp nips at your collarbone, your whine drawing a hearty chuckle.

“c’mon,” boothill purrs against your neck, sharp teeth grazing against your skin. a whine rips from your throat, eyes squeezed shut as your cunt flutters around his metal cock. “won’t you open those pretty eyes f’me?”

his lips press against your jaw, trailing kisses up to your cheek as he fucks into you. he gently nips at the fat of your cheek, your eyes slowly opening to peek at him.

“there we go.” your face burns at the tenderness to his tone, a soft whimper leaving your lips when he slows down a little. “ain’t that better, doll?”

you dumbly nod, soft pants and moans escaping your lips whenever the tip of his cock kisses that spongy spot in your cunt. a loud cry rips from your throat, your back arching off the plush couch and your head lolling to the side when he adjusts the angle of his hips, fucking his dick deeper into you.

has the dreamscape ever felt this realistic for you before? surely not, you think. but there’s no other explanation for it—boothill hadn’t even come to penacony with you, so it must be a dream.

“your pussy’s chokin’ me here, darlin’,” he hisses, a low chuckle leaving his lips, “you really missed me this much?”

it has to be a dream—that’s the only reason why he spreads your legs just a little further before lifting one of them up onto his shoulder, drawing a soft whimper from you at the stretch.

a shiver runs down your spine when his hands run up your waist, cooling your body just a hint from the heat it radiates. your lips part with a moan, back arching as his dick drags against your walls. boothill rasps your name, his fingers icy against your skin as he turns your head to look at him.

when you meet his eyes a toothy grin grows on his face, the sight too boyish for the way he’s bullying his cock into your pussy. his hand moves to thumb at your lips, red eyes giving you a once-over before zoning in on the way you clench around his dick.

“it’s like you’re tryna break me,” boothill drawls, thumbing at your clit again and groaning when more slick gushes out of you. “‘s that what you want? to break me apart so you can keep a part of me w’you?”

“i want—” a strained whine leaves your lips, “—i wan’ you here, boothill.”

“i am here, darlin’.”

you frown, softly groaning when he chuckles at your reaction before unhooking your leg from his shoulder. “‘m serious,” you mumble, your eyes half-lidded. boothill dips his head to kiss the corner of your lips, his thrusts slowing down as he wraps your arms around his neck. “you should be here. w’me.”

there’s a beat of silence before he chuckles again, his voice amused when he says, “i know, doll.” you whimper when his hands grip the back of your thighs, goosebumps rising on your skin at the icy touch as he picks you up just enough so he can sit on the couch before settling you on his lap.

a moan rips from your throat when his hand glides up to the small of your back, pushing you into an arch so your chest presses against his own. he nips at your neck as his hands move to your hips, barely giving you a second of respite before he’s guiding you along the length of his cock.

“i’ll c'mere soon enough,” he drawls, pulling at your hair to expose more of your neck. you shudder when his teeth lightly dig into your sensitive skin, your walls clamping around him and drawing a hiss from his lips. “‘m gonna keep you company, pretty.”

his hips rock up into your own, his fingers digging into your skin as he helps you match his pace. “‘m not lettin’ you leave this room when i get here, darlin’—not for a second.”

a low chuckle leaves his lips when you cry out, your warmth fluttering around his dick. “you’d like that, wouldn’t you?” he coos, relishing the sounds of your skin slapping against his own. “it’ll be your reward for bein’ so good while i wasn’t here. how’s that sound?”

the mere thought makes you whine, your eyes barely open as you dumbly nod at his words.

“that’s my good girl,” boothill purrs, capturing your lips in a kiss as he picks the pace of his thrusts. you whimper at the feeling of his fingers digging deeper into your skin, heart thumping in your chest as he drags you along his cock.

his name leaves your lips in a soft cry, the coil in your stomach threatening to snap.

“i got you,” he pants, pressing a quick peck on your lips as he rubs at the small of your back in encouragement. “cum f’me, doll. i’ve got you.”

stars explode behind your eyes, your orgasm hitting you in a way that shouldn’t even be possible in a dream. you tremble in his arms, your body warm against the icy metal of his own. his hands make you ride him through your orgasm, slow and steady.

boothill’s lips press against your shoulder, right above a bite mark he’d left before. your mind feels muddled as he trails kisses up to your lips, gently nipping at the soft flesh. there’s a flutter in your chest when he pulls back, a toothy grin stretching his lips as he brushes your hair back.

“think you can gimme one more, darlin’?”

you whimper at the request, drawing a low chuckle from him. “jus’ one more,” he purrs, kissing the corner of your mouth. “for the road,” he adds, his voice a soft rasp. “what d’you say, pretty? one more. f’me.”

you’re dreaming—you’re sure of it. that’s the only reason why you nod at his request, your body melting against his own when he starts fucking up into you again. it’s the only reason why you mindlessly babble broken syllables of his name while he coos and praises you for taking him so well. his teeth sink into your skin, right above your collarbone.

you’re certain you’re dreaming. but, aeons, the way he bites at you hurts far more than it should for a dream.

[mikonez]

I said I wasn't going to post it today but alas. Cowboy!Noel!! 🗣‼️

[robot-carl]

I need a mod for scarecrow in red dead redemption. Scarecrow belongs in the old west.

Click for better quality cause tumblr hates me.

[graciedollie]

Cowboy Sevika Moodboard

credit to the person who made the fanart <3!!

[ghastlylamb]

He's just so

[bklakava]

saw chappells the giver and i had a vision

[cuntlos]

carlos wearing a cowboy hat 🤠

nikkiikky on ig

[suzalulubf]

doodles from the wild west sherlock holmes au i’ve had rattling around in my brain… sickening to me that they didn’t get to travel to the states together for any canon case, attempting to fix that one drawing at a time! (i’m still getting used to drawing how i picture holmes and watson… forgive me)

save a horse… :-)

+ shitpost

[uzi-x33]

silly whispers yay :3

[cheesecrackery]

my hands slipped. goodnight. it's 3am

[hinoe]

[lolitalovess]

cowgirl vi headcannons ♡

｡･ﾟ･♡･ﾟ･｡ cowgirl vi who's riden her whole life. she used to volunteer at riding schools in exchange for lessons (me too) and is how a hand at a dude ranch somewhere in montana or wyoming.

cowgirl vi who genuinely enjoys watching over and teaching the little kids that come for the camp days and always gives them the most fuckass jobs and tasks like cleaning the dirt in the cracks of the ground with hoofpicks or making them rearrange all the bridles so they're hanging with the reins folded over the top crownpiece but gives them lollies at the end of the day nonetheless.

cowgirl vi who owns an absolute bush basher of a red roan quarter horse who's name is something like furby or drift. she wanted a horse with a decent lineage (she grew up with backyard ponies) and one that had some experience undersaddle, but also not enough for her to still break in and teach with her own habits and training.

cowgirl vi who lowk shits on most english riders but has the biggest crush on the hunters at fancy shows like wec when she sees them on social media.

cowgirl vi who half stabs herself in the ass with her spurs when she bends down during the rare occasion she wears them.

cowgirl vi who's had the same pair of ariat paddock boots she got for christmas when she was 12. they are actually falling apart and she's attempted to sew the linings back together and polishes the leather every 4 weeks. she is committed to keeping them alive for as long as possible, no way she's spending $400 on a brand new pair. has cried over the thought of retiring them.

cowgirl vi who used to be a ponyclub kid when she was younger, competing in show jumping and mounted games until she sat in a stock saddle for the first time and never wanted to go back from trotting barell courses and going on 3 hour trail rides 😭 my shayla

cowgirl vi who babys her horse so much you think she loves her more than you. constant "good girls" and neck scratches.

cowgirl vi who's competiting days are over, but she still keeps the ribbons and trophy's she won in ponyclub and wears the belt buckles she won from rodeos when she was a teenager.

cowgirl vi who doesn't have the same "i don't want anyone else touching or riding my horse" motive as almost every other equestrian. she'd rather a social horse rather than an antisocial one and always let's the camp kids snog her mare with attention, but crosses the line at letting them paint all over her, it is a pain to wash that shit out.

cowgirl vi who always needs her pussy ate after being at the barn all day. she's always so dirty and sweaty and her ass and thighs are so sore, she needs them massaged after you two get out of the shower when you fuck her with your tongue from behind. will move her face away from the pillows and tell you about her day and furby between moans when you ask. it's mandatory.

i always see people with no horse knowledge whatsoever absolutely butcher this topic and literally just sexualising her (or any character) around horses, it always takes a year off my life with i see ts so i gave her justice 🫡

@h0neymiel ♡

[chososcamgirl]

WHO IS THIS DIVA….

[shanathegeekyartist]

Yeehaw.

[expiredsoda]

wild west au with cowboy!bela ? sign me up 👌✨

I shit you not the moment this idea get pum into my brain my mind just keep showing me images of bela manspreading 😮‍💨

[scun-gilli]

Happy WIP Wednesday! Here is a peek at a SUPER self-indulgent AU one shot I’ve been working on. Don’t judge me y’all. I am yeehaw but I am free