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deobis · 5 years ago

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Road to Kingdom Episode 2-3 Thoughts

I think I’ll use this Changmin gif for all my RTK Thoughts posts :^)

Anyways onto the second set of performances. I really liked the theme. Mnet finally doing something right I guess. The show still has the same issues as before with editing. Some members get too much screen time and others lack it. Overall it’s gotten a bit better since it’s now focusing on their process of perfecting a performance rather than interactions (even though I miss interactions).

For second performances, once again, purely based on enjoyment, my rankings go like this:

The Boyz

Golden Child

Pentagon

Oneus

TOO

VeriVery

ONF

Objectively I would rank them as such:

The Boyz

Pentagon

Oneus

VeriVery

ONF

Golden Child

TOO

This time my ranking is pretty different from the actual results. Onto why:

TBZ really shocked me with this performance. They’ve almost never done stunts within their performances so seeing them do all these tricks made me both amazed and worried (luckily no injuries :c). They filled up the stage and truly had an amazing choreography. So much that at times I thought there were backup dancers when there really weren’t. The arrangement of the song was also perfect. I really like Danger and I’m glad they didn’t totally change the song. They changed it just enough to make it their own. They used the stage fully and told a coherent story along with it. Execution was *chefs kiss* as well.

Golden Child gets second this time in terms of enjoyment. Their choice of song really hit home. Swan Lake is one of my favorite ballets and the fact that they took the original song, which was very much synthesized, and added the classical strings back to it made me so happy (I am biased here because I played piano and danced ballet for a long time). I also love feathers and the all white with feather outfits were so good. It probably wasn’t intended for such purposes but the black feather outfits of the backup dancers reminded me of Odette vs Odlie in Swan Lake. The contrast was probably there just for distinction but it definitely reminded me of the black and white contrast Odette and Odile have in the ballet.

Pentagon gets third only because of my inherent Swan Lake bias haha. They KILLED it yet again. When Hui said “let’s rock and roll” I FELT that. Very Good is one of my favorite Block B songs and they brought it justice. They really know how to use camera angles well and how to completely take up the stage while still having the focus be the members themselves rather than the backup dancers.

Oneus was done dirty. I think they pulled off the bully concept really well. The acting in the first few seconds was astonishing. They are the only other group that has a full story (the other being TBZ ofc) that lasted throughout the whole performance. The conclusion with the fight and finally beating the bullies was very well done. The fake slow mo and everything was executed beautifully. I really wish they had placed higher. The only issue I could see people having with this is that the plot is too cliche. But when you think about it, it really fit well with the song and the lyrics so... idk why people are so blind :/

TOO gets fifth which surprised me. I enjoyed their performance a lot more than I had expected. The choreography was super clean and they really brought the most out of formations. The backup dancers felt a little random, especially the golden flags/wings part, but overall it was cleanly executed. Also the red. Thank you for bringing color god. All the groups going B/W i needed some vibrant colors haha

ONF and VeriVery weren’t my favorites this time around. The problem mostly lies with the arrangements of their respective songs. With VeriVery, the many electronic dance break cuts really ruined the performance for me, especially because I really like SVT and Mansae. I think they picked a song that was very hard to alter (tbh all svt songs are hard to alter specifically bc they are so stylistic and very vocal oriented). Also they took out a ton of harmonies and adlib vocals which are some of my favorite parts of Mansae. The theme itself was very fun and I loved the idea of sailor uniforms and riding the sea. Their theme is what puts them above ONF for me. Everybody is a legendary Shinee song and overall ONF did very well. But I could not get past the minor/dark theme that they arranged Everybody to be. It just wasn’t for me :/ Everybody is an upbeat song and though they returned to the same key later on, the contrast really ruined it for me.

In terms of my objective ranking, GolCha gets pushed down because it was purely a visual performance and I feel like they didn’t take advantage of the storytelling aspect RTK allows for. I couldn’t label a theme onto their performance unlike the other groups. It was a beautiful and mesmerizing performance but It seems like something I would see at a special stage cover ep on a music show or award show. ONF and VeriVery get pushed up for this very reason. They had a solid theme and made good use of props and backup dancers. Oneus is above all these groups because of their storytelling ability. Still mad about their rank if you can’t tell. TOO gets last for the same reasons as GolCha. GoldCha is ranked higher because of their arrangement and execution. TOO’s performance felt overall the most like a cover. They were the group that was least able to make the song their own. I believe this is due to the lack of experience both in the idol industry and age gap. They haven’t experienced as much as the other groups and it seems to show in their ideas for performances.

#road to kingdom #the boyz #pentagon #golden child #oneus #verivery #onf #uhhhhhhhhhhh this is a very long one HAHA #also has a ton of critiques #please read with a grain of salt #I also have a lot to say about the third set of performances #some lowkey unpopular opinions about third performances lol #anyways ill do that some other time my fingers hurt

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raulsparza · 5 years ago

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Moby Dick: A Musical Reckoning: 1.2.2020 ~Thoughts~

Alright so I loved it. There were parts I felt unsure about throughout, and there are parts I would alter or cut, but it felt like a malloysical and I was captivated the entire time. I was a little worried it would drag because 3 ½ hours is a good hour longer than any other show I’ve seen but it definitely didn’t. I would have happily sat in that theater for another two hours. Unfortunately, my biggest gripe was with the microphones. I feel like I missed a fair amount of what the cast was saying and I’m glad I had my knowledge from reading the book to fall back on.

Bullet point thoughts for each part under the cut, because this became too long

Prologue:

- Opening with the Jonah and the whale story rocks. We are all in the belly of the whale. Made the audience part of the show immediately. Let’s get on the Pequod together why don’t we.

- Manik Choksi stepped onstage, wearing a baggy water-splashed jacket, and I was hooked. He was the perfect Ishmael and I had that thought no less than 30 times throughout the show. Perfect casting. Perfect man.

- First we got a little introduction into the history of the theater and the book itself. The show broke the fourth wall often, critiquing both Herman Melville’s writing and the state of the world as it stands today. Sometimes this felt a little on-the-nose (my friend reflected she would have liked more show-don’t-tell tactics) but it’s also an interesting way to be a critical consumer of media while still enjoying the original story. The Melville bust and the physical book Moby Dick were both on stage the entire show.

Part 1:

- And then, “Call me Ishmael” – chills. It’s a damp drizzly November in his soul and we are heading off to sea.

- Starbuck, Stubb, and Flask had this wonderful repeating joke where each of them had to say the other two names any time they all interacted and it was good fun. Each shipmate got introduced, perhaps a little quickly but they all did develop further later. Queequeg even said he would get his own song in a bit.

- Queequeg’s own song really did not work for me. It was a bit too campy. It followed Ishmael’s strong desire to not share a bed with a cannibal in the book, but it was still goofy. I keep going back and forth on how goofy I am comfortable with the first half of the show being, to really contrast it with the darker later half, but this song was a bit much for me. It ended with some great cuddling, and I would have liked some quiet dialogue between Ishmael and Queequeg while they were holding each other in bed.

- Tom Nelis as Ahab KILLED IT. (well the show, not the whale). He looked like an absolute corpse of a man in respectable captain garb. The physical acting he did to walk and sit with his ivory leg was astounding.

- I honestly just really loved the casting for this show. I could make a separate point for everyone. But Starr Busby as Starbuck really needs her own point. She was commanding and human and torn and excellent.

- DEATH TO MOBY DICK! Intense green lights and music as Ahab touched the lances and then poured shots into the harpoons. It was exciting! It was only border-line concerning. We are descending, but we have not yet descended.

Five minute pause:

- Manik made eye contact with me

- He picked volunteers for part 2. I was not picked to be a volunteer but he sure did pick the guy right next to me and told him he could “tell your friend all about it!” so Manik also talked about me

Part 2:

- Audience volunteers were ushered onto the stage and adorned in red ponchos as they were warned of a splash zone.

- Cetology was perfect. I unironically enjoyed this notoriously terrible book chapter so you bet your ass I shared Ishmael’s child-like excitement as he named all the whales that cast members brought out in puppet-form. This song could have been longer. It could have been much longer. It became a running joke to cut Ishmael off when he was about to go on a tangent and I just want to live in a world where Manik is given the time and space to infodump eight hours of whale anatomy to me and me alone.

- Then four little boats on wheels came up out of the stage and the audience volunteers were each rounded up by a cast member and put in a boat. This took a bit of time (honestly, as fun as the volunteers are, I could see this being where the show would be shortened first) but I had a stupid grin on my face the whole time and the boats went around the stage, commanded by the crew with harpoons at the ready.

- Stubb killed a whale and the use of puppetry here was my favorite in the show. A whale made of crumpled plastic water bottles was brought to center stage and took it’s last shuddering breaths. Someone crouched inside the puppet to make it breathe shallow and raspy, and to spray some ‘blood’ in the direction of the audience volunteers.

- Fedallah broke the fourth wall and gave a wonderful critique of the Melville’s inability to give this character any depth. Again, this teetered between good exploration and on-the-nose preaching for me. It’s clear we are not just watching a Moby Dick adaptation, but we are also part of an important literary critique. Would all of the critique have been better off in the prologue, or is it useful to interrupt the flow of the story for this sort of discussion? I’m still not sure. The more I think about it, the more I liked it woven in the story because it’s reflective of how we end up consuming media, but it caught me off guard at first because it’s unusual in a setting where characters are delivering a story. Again, maybe that’s a good thing.

- The whale as a dish was stupidly fun. Lots of props for whale parts and buckets of blood and a very enthusiastic Stubb. Kalyn West was bouncy and limber and was very adept at dealing with her pipe the whole time. Another example of a goofy song to contrast the darkness later. I enjoyed it a lot.

- Cast and volunteers then all sat in a circle around the stage and squeezed some sperm. Queequeg waved Ishmael over to sit next to him and they shot each other cute glances during the song.

- The Pequod met the Bachelor and the sailors danced on the platform right next to me. Dawn Troupe shook my hand at the end of it bless

- Tashtego and Daggoo sat up in the crow’s nest and interpreted whale song. Some of their dialogue felt stilted but Tash had a beautiful song.

- Starbuck confronting Ahab and then Ahab pulling a gun on Starbuck…INTENSE. Man, Starbuck really shined for me here.

Intermission:

- Shout out to the crew members that have to mop up whale blood for this 15 minute chunk of time

Part 3:

- We’re in Pip hours babey. Maybe I would have liked Pip’s character to have been developed more before this part. It was developed retrospectively throughout part 3 but some sprinkling of Pip in 1 and 2 could have worked for me.

- I’ve seen better analyses of tambourine than I could write rn so I’m not gonna get too deep into it. But, I agree that the race elements could have been handled different? Better? Get Dave a co-writer maybe? The thing about gender was odd to me. I’m also curious about the cast’s thoughts on this one. I ALSO agree that this song slaps. It’s been the one most consistently stuck in my head. And Morgan Siobhan Green’s acting/dancing/writhing really stood out to me.

- Loved Pip in the whaleboat while the rest of the cast billowed a big blue sheet in the middle of the stage. The song about Pip being left behind in the water was haunting.

Part 4:

- Part 4 was by far my favorite. Holy shit. This part felt the most uniform and really solidified the show for me as Good Theater. If there was a way to preserve some of the goofiness from part 2 but also develop the characters throughout in the way they were treated in part 4, that would be ideal. Like I REALLY loved part 4.

- Got some good Queequeg and Ishamel moments here. I am disappointed their relationship wasn’t highlighted even more. Other than their songs, they held hands center stage together at one point (during Fedallah’s prophecy I think?). Which like, fine, but also Melville married them so that could have happened too.

- “No one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were.” Well dAMN. Excellent summation of the story right there. Ishmael kept repeating this haunting line, and then it kept repeating in my head till the end. Perfect.

- Sextet rocked so hard everyone had a different conflict they were working out and different musical themes and Starbuck shined because Starbuck shined the whole time but wow I loved it. Ahab is all focused on a new leg and harpoon, meanwhile Queequeg is sick and only Ishmael is helping him. And Stubb and Flash hanging off the crow’s nest saying in dissonant unison “shall we lower Mr. Starbuck” really highlighted Starbuck’s great desire to not lower. *Chef’s kiss*

- And y’all. When they chased Moby Dick. Three ropes came out of the front of the stage that they all pulled on and big BRIGHT lights (think Anatole in great comet) shown into the audience. There was slow motion rope pulling as the cast swayed and struggled. It was so visually beautiful and it worked so well.

- And then I wanted to hug Ishmael but I want to do that a lot.

Bottom line, this was not a favorite of mine and I think it still needs some restructuring and rewriting to really be coherent and final, but I enjoyed it a lot. The pit and crew and cast and design team all worked incredibly hard. This must have been a marathon for the performers! I have a lot more thoughts that are still developing, which I also like. I want to leave a theater and continuing thinking about the show. I’m excited to see how this musical reckoning might change over time.

#moby dick #dave malloy #moby dick musical #not sure if anyone wants this but i needed to document #come chat about it with me!

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cartoonfangirl1218 · 6 years ago

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Castillo-Flores Family Headcanons

Raul and Lucia

For their first anniversary, Lucia gave Raul a handmade guitar that Francisco helped her to construct. She bought the strings, cut the woods, all the fine details and painted the guitar with designs of flowers, jaquins and the royal Castillo family crest. She really wanted the gift to be from the heart and even tried to make up a song to go with it. Even though the verses were a little off the rhyme scheme, her beautiful voice and sweet gesture brought a warm feeling to Raul, knowing he had such a loving and thoughtful wife.

In the first few months of their courtship, though Lucia loved Raul, Lucia felt pressured to be the perfect perfect girlfriend and future queen. Raul gave her a compliment every day and had discussions with her after her lessons to sooth her fears and reassure her that she was the best thing that ever happened to him, and he would love her even if she didn’t know the five major exports of Avalor to Cariza.

Their favorite time to spend together was at twilight time. They would spend hours by the window of the Grand Council room, looking at the stars. Raul was very knowledgeable of astronomy and would point out the constellations to her. But Lucia enjoyed this uninterrupted time that they spent hugging each other with small kisses, enjoying the silence and quiet of the night. It felt like they were the only two people in the world of darkness, but they didn’t notice that darkness because they had each other.

Though Lucia was considered the witty, funny one. Raul was especially quick to crack a pun which everyone would good-naturedly groan but Lucia would laugh at delightedly because her husband was such a dork.

Raul and Lucia would have good-natured fencing matches so Lucia could keep up her skill as a fencing champion. When Lord Elrod made that trick move that broke Lucia’s wrist, Raul was absolutely enraged on her behalf but Lucia calmed him down, stating that there was nothing they could do about that “accident.” But Raul still disliked Lord Elrod since then.

At many of the Avaloran celebrations that they celebrated, Raul and Lucia would sing a duet together. It was not tradition, but they did so much, it was starting to become an expected occurrence. It had all started because Lucia simply enjoyed singing the songs Luisa and Francisco had taught her. Many of these songs had been out of use but since she was queen, the two brought them back again. Plus it gave the crowd a glimpse at the love they shared with each other by the fact they wouldn’t take their eyes off one another.

Their first Navidad together, they almost set the ballroom on fire. Raul was trying to be extra romantic and smooth for the holiday so he decorated the tree with lighted candles on every bough that would make the tree look like it had no leaves, just candles. Well the tree didn’t have any leaves because the candles soon lit it on fire. Lucia tried to set off the flames by smashing it with the window curtains, but the extra flapping made a breeze that only stirred it up more. Luckily, the chief of the palace was on the job and set it out with the gardening hose. They still referenced that Navidad with such fondness.

Castillo-Flores Family

Besides jumping on the bed and reading stories, the couple included huge pillow forts to do on weekends and rainy days. These pillow forts were huge, they’d take up the whole bed and then the whole room since they would borrow the pillows from the living room couches and guest rooms. Raul would play the destroyer, trying to wreck the fort while all the ladies defended it.

Back then, Elena was still as impulsive as she is now, but she didn’t quite know how to word her feelings like when Isabel was born. She was happy but at the same time she was also jealous of this new sister. So she’d do spontaneous songs or plays to grab her parents’ attention when they went to look after Isabel and sometimes throw tantrums when she didn’t succeed. Even then, she still had a sense of knowing that she was being selfish and then she’d go off and sulk alone. Raul and Lucia remedied this by taking turns with their time between Isabel and Elena and also talking her through her feelings, explaining that they were normal to have and that she was allowed to have them, but better ways to express that behavior too.

The family would sometimes bake together. They’d kick out the royal chef for the night and spend the afternoon making treats. They all had a sweet tooth though so sometimes they would just make the dough and then eat it. But more often, Raul would bring them back on track and get them to finish. Isabel’s job was always to measure and organize the ingredients while Elena stirred. Then they’d all take turns licking the batter. And Lucia and Raul showed them the art of winning a food fight when Raul “accidentally” put flour in Lucia’s hair and Lucia retaliated by wiping a piece of batter across his nose, then the fight begun.

Family time was very important to them and their parents encouraged their natural talents. Raul was the one who taught them how to draw which Isabel found to be a natural asset to make her inventions. While Lucia would accompany them with music from her guitar and singing that Elena loves to do now. To make royal lessons more interesting and fun, they’d make up funny tunes that would help them remember the major cities/villages and kingdoms.

As we learned in Tides of Change, Raul made sure to include his daughters on projects, so they would have a taste of what it was like to rule. Lucia took Isabel to museums around Buena Vista that showed off the science exhibits that Isabel enjoyed studying but also focused on the cultural celebrations and important historical battles because as princess, Isabel would be expected to be a trove of information for guests at meetings. Raul took Elena down to the shore to build that lighthouse. Making sure she oversaw and saw each part of building that lighthouse from planning to construction to decoration. The girls appreciated how grown-up their parents treated them and making them feel like their opinions mattered.

When either Isabel or Elena had nightmares and climbed into their beds, Raul and Lucia would put their daughter in the middle between them, rock them to sleep, singing the traditional Avaloran lullaby that we heard from Island of Youth.

Flores Family

Since the Flores family were low-ranking nobles, they were not expected to attend numerous events, but Francisco who still followed his strong moral code to help others, left over from his vigilante Los Tres days, insisted that their girls would find a project to help others and give back to the community. Lucia chose to volunteer at the children center to give music classes. Josefina helped to beautify Avalor by joining gardening and decorating committees for festivals.

Luisa showed her daughters her famous tortilla, flan and empanada recipes that were always a hit with their school friends. Luisa could almost be considered a PTA mom in modern times. She always volunteered at school functions and even helped to sew costumes for plays. Lucia was the athletic one while Josefina was the more artistic one but neither let that define them. Lucia would show off her musician skills (she could play piano, guitar and fiddle) and act in plays with her funny accents just as often as she appeared in the olaball court. Though, Josefina wouldn’t participate in team sports, she is able to keep up with Lucia in the fencing arena. Luisa was obviously Lucia’s coach for olaball, and Lucia had to go to Francisco because she felt Luisa was being too harsh and competitive.

The whole family enjoyed dancing and every Friday, they would go to the via mercado and join the crowd as a live band played in the town square to dance the night away to the samba, the tango, the salsa or whatever type of music was on that night. The girls admired how in-tune their parents were to each other and the music, and during dinnertime, their parents would make them work out which restaurant they would go for in order to encourage compromising. At the restaurant , Francisco and Luisa would tell stories from their youth that would usually end with them giving a quick kiss which never ceased to annoy their daughters at their PDA whilst making them smile at how in love they were.

The room they would most often spend time together in would be the family living room. It had a cozy fireplace, pillow-stuffed chairs, flower boxes in the windows and was just a room where they would spend time to unwind and talk to each other about any issues they had. Luisa would provide the emotional comfort role and the mama-bear role while Francisco was more pragmatic and rational when it came to helping his daughters threw growing pains. When the time came from boys and dating, mellow Francisco became very protective and would greet their dates dressed in an sailor captain uniform with his eye-catching, newly sharpened brazier at his side.

Lucia and Josefina’s birthdays were very close together since their birthdays were two months apart (June and July respectively) but when it was time for Josefina’s quincenera, instead of the competitive, whose birthday will be bigger and better drama, the two helped each out with the decorating and dress shopping. The most entertaining part was hiding the gifts that they got for each other. Lucia gave Josefina a whole jewelry collection she personalized herself. Josefina gave Lucia a stunning evening gown that she had sewn herself.

Lucia and Josefina were not morning people, and very deep sleepers so Francisco would wake them up with loud guitar strumming outside their doors, calling for them to wake up. Luisa would tempt them out with the smells of fresh food and threatened not to give them any coffee if they were going to come in grumpy and complaining. Lucia learned to copy their tactics whenever her daughters, especially Elena, were difficult to arouse.

#elena of avalor #my headcanons #my hcs #headcanons #king raul #queen lucia #elena castillo flores #isabel castillo flores #francisco flores #luisa flores #josefina flores #esteban’s mother

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asphodelical · 2 years ago

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The Great Anime Rewatch of 2022 - Part I

Bakemonogatari

First watched: June 2010 Rewatched: May 2022

Original rating: 9 New rating: 8

Bakemonogatari is still really good. Its constant sexualizing and fetishizing of underage girls is still massively uncomfortable, and absolutely the biggest turn off. As always with these types of shows, not all arcs are equal. Mayoi’s was an episode too long, Nadeko’s felt devoid of tension, while Suruga had my favorite arc.

Suruga > Haneawa > Hitagi > Nadeko > Mayoi

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Nisemonogatari

First watched: original airdate Rewatched: May 2022

Original rating: 7 New rating: 5

Nisemonogatari was too long. Karen and Tsukihi simply aren’t compelling or interesting enough for me.

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Monogatari: Second Series

First watched: original airdate Rewatched: May 2022

Original rating: 8 New rating: 8

Monogatari: Second Season basically improved every character, and made the excellent decision of not focusing on Arararagi’s POV for a good portion of the show. There was also less sexual fixation on underage girls which was highly appreciated. A lot of the episodes were just talking heads and monologues. (Suruga’s classmate was all about monologues, while Shinobu’s episodes were just her telling her backstory.) But its highs were way higher than the first season, and its pros outweigh its cons.

Senjougahara > Nadeko > Suruga > Shinobu > Hanekawa > Mayoi

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Paranoia Agent

First watched: July 2011 Rewatched: March 2022

Original rating: 8 New rating: 8

I had forgotten basically everything going into this, except Taeko forgetting her father. Paranoia Agent still holds up, with a lot of the mental health situations feeling more relevant than ever. The pacing took a hit in the latter half with the two filler episodes, and I only liked one of them. Thankfully this is still Satoshi Kon we’re talking about, and Paranoia Agent remains a strong, well told story.

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Kill la Kill

First watched: 2014, original airdate Rewatched: May 2022

Original rating: 8 New rating: 8

Kill la Kill is still wildly creative and entertaining. Compared to Gurren Lagann, it handles its side characters far better. It feels like a lot of elements were made up as they went along, yet somehow it always manages to stick to its internal, ridiculous logic. It doesn’t emotionally resonate with me nearly as much as Gurren Lagann, but that one line in Senketsu and Ryuuko’s last scene together is so damn good.

“There comes a time when a girl outgrows her sailor uniform.”

Chef’s kiss. Kill la Kill is a great time.

#anime

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britishchick09 · 3 years ago

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sailor moon eternal part 1 livewatch

sailor moon eternal is FINALLY here after literally FOREVER! i’ll be watching part 1 today and part 2 tomorrow on usa and chibs’ b-day, all without screencaps like the earliest livewatches so i can get through them faster (if i added pics it would take way longer than 81 minutes!). so without further ado... IT’S DREAM TIME!!!! :D

ooh the netflix logo is a rainbow! :o

EW THIS IS DUBBED AND ZICORNIA SOUNDS GROSS :(

chibs wakes up to a bell! ;)

her room is very pretty!

and she returns to the 30th century on april fool’s day?

chibs: “usagi miraculously got into juban high!” lol :D

OMG YOU CAN PLAY THE JAPANESE VERSION YAS!!!! :D

aww chibs is so cute!

title card! :D

the buildings are so pretty!

usagi: “the new moon obscures the sun...” *insert crystal theme*

the inners have orange eclipse glasses while the moon fam gets blue ones with the eclipse phases on it?

mako is so cute when she blushes! ^_^

lol mina funny face :D

BELL!!!!

this was at the end of s3 right?

OMG HELIOS!!!!

aww diana is on chibs’ head! ♥

mamo’s heart NOOOO

mamo: “it’s fine, i’m just a bit dizzy.” and i’ve been secretly coughing up blood BUT I’M FINE

THE CIRCUS CRAP

their boat thing is so weird and it’s in cgi so it’s so much worse!

did everyone not see the BIG AF SHIP IN THE SKY???

rei: “phobosu, demosu!” cute! :D

i love that the circus pamplet is in japanese even in the english dub! :D (i only switched back to it for that SUB BEST!!!!)

aww chibs is so smol! ^_^

aww usa is so cute when she closes her eyes!

why does usa want to be a kid anyways SHE ACTS JUST LIKE ONE OHHHH

the kalediscopes! :D

chibs: “the kalediscope is begging me to buy it!” me when i get dolls lol :D

it’s been a year since chibs arrived and this is only the first time they

I KNEW SHE’D WANT A SLEEPOVER AS A FAVOR!

chibs with neptune’s mirror is so nice! :)

as is her borrowing mamo’s jammies!

OMG THE KALEIDOSCOPE IS SO PRETTY i know i said no caps BUT LOOK AT IT!!!!!

mamo: “when i raise my own daughter, i’ll be strict no matter what!” um CHIBS IS RIGHT THERE

usa so jellyyyyy

usa wants to be as small as chibs good!

chibs wants mamo to notice her and usa hits back with the daughter bit YAS!!!

usa sleeps naked ew :(

ooh the dream mirror!!!!

usa can’t look at mirrors now lol :D

mamo: “you’re more of an adult chibiusa.” awww!!! :D

EW ZICORNIA she’s japanese now BUT STILL UGGO

zicron is like a pokemon lol

jun jun sounds so rough!

SHE HAS SUCH A HIP HOP STANCE LOL

palla palla sounds so cute! :D

BELL!!!!

this is the pegasus dream!

omg IT IS!! :D

helios’ hair mane is *chef’s kiss*!

i love how pretty tokyo tower is! ♥

the bell is so small! ♥

NO HE’S IN THE CAGE :(

helios sounds ok in english! :)

also i like how german is the first language listed instead of english or japanese lol :D

chibs fell out of bed lol :D

chibs just says ‘a dream?’ in japanese and ‘i’m fine’ after diana asks her in english! :D

aww chibs snuck out :(

tokyo tower is so pink!

mamo in english: “about that pegasus and chibiusa...” excuse you IT’S ‘CHIBIUSA AND THAT PEGASUS’ IN THE CAPTIONS >:(

back to the sub instead of the dub!

aww usa and mamo had the same dream! ♥♥

ooh there’s lens flares as chibs says the time spell!

OH NO A DOME!!!

all diana says is ‘small lady’ but it’s cute!

ves ves has a whip that cracks DON’T GO TO THE JOHNNY TEST SIDE!!!

usa: “who could that pegasus be?” ...a pegasus perhaps?

oh no THE TIGER!!!

mamo’s heart again! :(

CRAP THE TIGER

transformation!!! :D

it doesn’t work lol :D

OMG THIS IS THE YEET MEME I DID!!! :D

aww chibs has ‘moon prism power’ as her henshin! just like mama! :D

chibs: “why can’t we transform?” a second later: *GRAIL YEET!!!*

the transformation is just like the supers version but e n h a n c e d

i know i said no pics BUT LOOK IT’S THEIR FIRST TRANSFORMATION YAS! :D

YAAAS!!!! :D

ew i just realized what palla palla’s top looks like :(

the lemures in this are cute compared to the anime! :D

palla’s giggle! ^_^

TWINKLE YELL YAS!! :D

it’s prettier than the anime

NOW DO MOON GORGEOUS MEDITATION!!!!!

they work together instead of just moon in the anime

i got chills with that! :D

mamo’s voice sounds so sore!

now age switch guys!!!

ew is mamo sweating poor guy!

HE FAINTED!!!

ves ves: “new phone who dis?”

omg usa and chibs just said they don’t want to switch AND PALLA SWITCHES THEM BOI!!!!

and mamo is gone!

it’s zicron pokemon!

nehalennia (idk if that’s how her name is really spelled tho but the captions say that?) sounds so pretty! :D

they’re in the hospital! :D

the inners have such a dull face and then they’re like EHHH???? lol :D

they went from silly to serious REAL QUICK

ami mom! :D

omg the sunset is so pretty look!

now usa and mamo’s age gap is weirder lol :D

the shadows in this are amazing!! :D

aww he touched her cheek :)

you’re not a burden mamo you’re sailor earth!

aww he’s asleep with his mouth open a bit :)

NO USA YOU NEED TO BE WITH MAMO!!!

aww they’re cuddling!

yeah chibs MAMO IS YOUR DAD DON’T BE JELLY

diana: “small lady!” chibs: “i’m not small right now!” lol :D

helios likes what he sees! ;)

chibs: “this is because of the enemy!” helios: “this must be their doing!” yeah THAT’S WHAT CHIBS JUST SAID???

chibs is gonna need a whole new uniform it’s ripped!

ooh ami has a laptop! :o

aww she’s thinking of setsuna :)

ami’s awake at 1 am wowza! :o

ami mom: “you’re so responsible. that’s why i leave you at home all the time!” ALL THE TIME BOI!!!!!

has cere cere said anything so far tho?

the amozon tr

OMG TIGER’S EYE IS SO KAWAII

so is fish eye but ya know that’s him

hawk’s eye is so eh :/

OMG THEY ALL KAWAII!!!!

fish eye is like mercury and neptune combined!

dory and nemo cameo! :D

aww ami thinks the fish eye fish is kawaii! ^_^

oh no things just got spooky...

ami’s uncertain walk though!

her dad is a jerk! :(

aww ami’s so lonely! :’(

EW FISH EYE HAS GROSS HANDS!!!!

get out of the spell ami!!

ami: “my dream is to be loved!” NOT WITH FISH BOI

OMG SHE’S DRAGGED INTO THE MIRROR

this is creepier than the manga!

it’s like she’s drowning in ahtohallan!

the mini mercs! :D

mini mercs: “you must wake up, princess mercury!” PRINCESS!! :D

MERCS TRANSFORM!!!!!!

fish eye says ‘nani’ funny! :D

ooh the water effects on her transformation are so good! :D

remember when crystal s3 was really good NOT ANYMORE :D

mercury aqua rhapsody tho! ♥

aww usa and chibs have new outfits! :D

YAAAS THEY SWITCHED BACK!!! :D

YAAAAS LET’S GOOO!!!!!!

that echo on ‘meditation tho!’

there was a fade after palla palla said ‘this is interesting!’ and then it cuts right back to the senshi although there isn’t a long pause!

aww you’re the true maiden chibs! :(

IT’S NOT YOU USA

poor chibs! :(

NO AMI IT’S CHIBS’ TIME TO SHINE!!!

aww it made her tingle to be called maiden!

you’re not powerless chibs!

aww helios’ little head cock :)

OMG SHE JUST KISSED A HORSE

dude!!! horse dude! :D

helios: “your dream is always needed!” YAAAS!!! :D

this is why chibs/helios is such a great ship! (although

those raindrops are like hail beads!

i’m just calling nehalennia n-bish since her name is so hard to spell

HELIOS ISN’T A PEST N-BISH!!! >:(

ooh rey has archery! :D

aww what cute music! ^_^

rei: “we need someone to work at the shrine!” mina: “just get an adopted son-in-law!” MINA NO

rei is an ace lesbian confirmed!

mina: “just think of it as a helper!” ...then just get a helper?

this movie goes from silly to serious REALLY FAST

rei’s grandpa is so dramatic lol :D

rei wants to take over the family business :)

woah rei DON’T SHOOT YOUR CROWS WITH THAT ARROW

elementary school is a thing in japan!

aww rei knows the crows’ names! :)

no rei won’t ever leave grandpa! :(

ooh morning fireworks!

even though they’re at the enemy circus the girls are still so enchanted!

usa: “we’re not here to have fun! ... HEY I WANNA GO ON THE GO KARTS TOO!!” lol :D

oh no MIRROR HOUSE

OMG THE GUESTS WERE LEMURES!!!

THE DOOR IS GONE!!!! :o

smol rei! :D

rei catches onto the trap quickly!

EW SMOL REY JUST KISSED TIGER’S EYE :(

EWWWW SHE’S A BRIDE TO HIMMM!!!!! :(

CRAP REI JUST GOT SHOT DOWN!!!

oh no the spell is working! :(

cere cere has a sailor v mask!

AGAIN WITH THE WHIP CRACKS VES VES >:(

UGGO ZICORNIA >:((

artemis just wanted to see the circus! :/

it’s phobos and demos!!! :D

rei’s too awesome for a smol guardian SHE HAS TWO!!! :D

rei’s transformation is on fire bby! B)

i love how the flowers from the first two crystal seasons are still in the sayings! :D

tiger’s eye wants to be an artist BUT HE’S A MODEL BOI!!

aww michiru’s message of love! ♥

HOLD UP was she topless???

mars flame sniper is way more epic than the anime!

tiger’s eye: “my dream is to be an artist!” MODEL!

usa’s go kart sick lol :D

chibs: “you’re a high school student you should be able to handle it! :D lol :D

aww cat head! ^_^

palla palla’s having a tantrum lol :D

jun jun calls zicornia a ‘cross old lady’ lol :D

i like how the manga acts are blended together so well! :D

chibs: *stares dreamily out of a window* watashi naritakute much?

chibs can’t resist the chocolate! :D

diana finally said something other than small lady! :D

poor mamo!

NO THE BLOOD :(

that bloody hand is getting on the sheets a bit ew :(

there are piles of trash in juban now WHY

seeing modern cars in sailor moon is so weird! (as is laptops!)

aww chibs looked both ways before crossing the street! :D

THEIR FACES THO

of course mako goes to the herbal shop! :D

ok maybe hawk’s eye isn’t eh he’s sort of fab! :D

hawk’s eye: “my dream didn’t come true, i achieved it myself!” ..that’s part of a dream coming true tho?

he gave mako a ring wow! :o

an EVIL ring >:)

aww it’s the mako chibs cooking show! :D

they said ‘itadakimasu’ just like in one of my stories! :D (that’s what you say before you eat to thank whoever cooked the meal!)

mako has visions of harumichi!

NO CHIBS DON’T GIVE MAMO THE RING!!!

aww mamo’s little wave! :D

mako asks to look around the shop first! ♥

woah she’s just confiding in hawk’s eye about being a senshi i know it’s spell but WOWWW

hawk’s eye: “join me in selling nightmares!” how much are they tho like 100 buckaroos?

the sign magically went to ‘closed’! :o

DID VES VES JUST STEP ON MAKO???

GUARDIAN JUPES SLAP!!

mako has cloth over her instead of being naked like in the manga! i wonder how the last act of stars will play out then...

haruka vision! :D

mako: “makenai!” ♫ SAILOR STAR!!!! ♫

mini jupes: “i’m the other you!” it’s ok you can say ‘better half’ lol ;)

she says ‘superstrength jupiter’ :)

JUPES TRANSFORM EPIC

i like how mako says ‘i’ll leave you numb!’ in her saying!

JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!!! :D (way cooler than the anime!)

it’s so gray outside!

don’t make mako feel for you hawk bish! >:(

the amazon quartet always critisize the senshi lol :D

OMG MAMO’S BEING ATTACKED!!!! :o

moon gorgeous meditation 3! :D

aww chibs is staying close to helios!

human reveal!! :D

elysion is so pretty!

the lighting in this movie is *chef’s kiss*!

mamo and helios both have black roses TWINSIES :(

usa and mako: “dead moon!” *look at each other* jinx!

they call n-bish ‘nehalennia’ in the captions but she’s actually ‘nehelenia’?

aww usamo hug! ♥

the senshi are all

MINA RUNNING THO

mina: “i cant transform!” the senshi be like ‘same’! :D

aww artemis!

oh yeah this is the ‘mina gets grumpy’ act!

oh yeah xenotime and zeolite exist! :o

OMG THEY’RE SO CREEPY :(

OMG SOME RANDOM DUDE JUST PUNCHED A RANDOM DUDE :o

mina has a cute hat! :D

aww rei borrowed michiru’s mirror :)

ami has a tablet! :o

mina counted the times that the outers have been mentioned JELLYYY

MINA STOP BEING SO JELLY OF THE OUTERS

REI DIDN’T CALL YOU WEIRD OMG!!!!!

her sandals are cute tho ^_^

and good thing one of the lite creeps wore sunglasses!

LITE BOIS STOP BEING SO CLOSE!!!!

ah yes the ‘let’s endanger kids’ part!

OMG THE ROCK!!!

the senshi are here! :D

oh no the lite bois trapped the senshi in knives! :o

the kids are lemures! :o

mina: “i’m... losing conciousness..” show don’t tell huh mina?

OMG ARTIE JUST CLAWED MINA!!!

yay he saved her! :D

and the human transformatino is in 3.. 2.. 1...

OMG THERE’S BLOOD!!!!

mina: “we were always two hearts beating as one!” aww :)

HUMAN ARTIE!!!! :D

artie you’re not inadequate!

mina doesn’t need a mini her either she has the best kitty partner! :D

venus transform time!! :D

aww there’s a little heart transition! :)

i see the chorus is still there a bit from crystal!

mina: “allow me to punish you with love!” the best kind of punishment!

aww mina’s little giggle before ‘love and beauty shock’! :D

thanks for killing the lite bros mina! :D

yay they can all transform! :D

yay!!! :D

cere cee: “the party isn’t over yet!” ;)

OH CRAP THE VINES!!!

this is where the outers come in right?

it cuts to chibs! :o

aww she has luna p on her bedsheets! :)

oh no usa is coughing! :o

NOT ZICORNIA AGAIN >:(

SHE SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD MAN WTF

omg it’s over!! :o

...wait a sec

post credits scene with hotaru talking about the second coming! (of her perhaps?) ;)

and now it ends for real! :D

this was awesome and just as great as the manga! the animation is incredible, especially in lighting and shadows! i can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow! :D

#livewatch #let the dreams begin! :D

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lordzuuko · 8 years ago

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Okay, so I see that we get a lot of Daddy Keith appreciation from the Voltron family (which I love)...but can we also get a Daddy Shiro appreciation day or something? I feel like he deserve one. Where Keith and the kids go all out for him and for once let him take as many pictures he want without them complaining. Thank you for doing this whole Voltron family au, I love reading them almost every day.

[The Voltron Family] Shiro was in the kitchen making his tea when Keith came down to wrap his arms around Shiro’s tummy, kissing the back of his neck and then his cheek.

Shiro: *turns to keith to give him a proper kiss* Good morning. *smiles*Keith: Hmmmm. Good morning indeed. Shiro: *hands Keith a cup* Tea.Keith: You’re too good to me. Thank you. *takes his cup* *pulls Shiro towards him* *kisses* However, I’d like you, Mr. Nice Guy, to just sit down. *pushes Shiro to the stool by the breakfast table* Shiro: *takes a seat* *grins* And what will you do, Mr. Bad Guy?Keith: *snorts at the nickname* I’ll make you breakfast because it’s Daddy Shiro Appreciation Day. Shiro: *blinks in confusion* What?

As if on cue, Hunk, Lance and Pidge entered the kitchen wearing their pyjamas. One by one they passed by Keith who gave them their little aprons to wear that had “Shiro’s Angels” in front and Shiro couldn’t help but chuckle to himself at how adorable it was. Then he noticed that Keith wore the same apron and honestly, Shiro was just endeared. They were his angels.

Pidge: Daddy Shiro, what would you like to eat for breakfast?Shiro: Just anything, sweetheart. I could just eat you! So cute! *squishes Pidge’s cheeks*Pidge: That’s cannibalism, Daddy Shiro. *pouts*

Shiro watched them cook their big breakfast and he offered to help but Lance kept pushing him back to his seat so he could “leave it to the chefs.” It was such a good breakfast that Shiro felt like his family wanted him to burst.

Shiro: So what’s this Daddy Shiro Appreciation Day? How come I wasn’t informed of this date?Hunk: Because it’s supposed to be a surprise! Shiro: You got me there, poppet. *finger guns at Hunk*Lance: *drinks his milk* It’s Make Daddy Shiro’s Wish Come True Day at first but Daddy Keith said it was too long.Keith: *drinks tea* Because it is. Same banana though. Shiro: Is it really? I can ask for anything? Lance: Yeah! *frowns* Well, maybe not all. I don’t have money to buy you the moon or the stars, Daddy Shiro. And I know you love stars. I only have *counts with his fingers* *looks at Keith for help*Keith: 50 cents.Lance: *looks back to Shiro* 50 cents! I don’t think stars cost 50 cents. Hunk: They probably cost like two dollars. *nods* That’s… a lot of money.Pidge: Stars don’t cost two dollars, Hunk. *rolls eyes* I heard from Gretchen they were five dollars—each. Hunk: *gasps* *covers mouth with his hand* That’s so much money.Lance: *frowns even more* I don’t have enough money then.Shiro: *chuckles fondly at his kids* It’s alright. I don’t want the stars. I do have a request though. Can I make a request?Three kids: YES. Anything! *nods*

That was how Keith and the kids found themselves wearing blue and white sailor outfits outside by the pool. Shiro was wearing a white captain uniform and he was beaming, a camera around his neck.

Keith: This wasn’t what I expected. *adjusts his outfit*Shiro: Awww, you guys said I could request anything! Keith: And you had these outfits ready for some reason? *raises eyebrow*Shiro: I just knew this day would come. *wipes fake tears dramatically*Keith: *smiles while shaking his head* *bents down to fix Pidge’s hair* Don’t move too much, baby girl. Shiro: *bents down to fix Lance’s outfit* You look so dashing, buddy.Lance: *beams* Heard that Hunk! I’m dashing!Hunk: *chuckles* *squeezes Lance’s hand* Of course you are.Shiro: Alright, places, family. Places.

For once, they didn’t stop Shiro from taking way too much photos than necessary. They had solos, pairs, trios, etc—all combos! And of course there were photos with the Captain Shiro wooing his Admiral Keith and the kids wouldn’t stop giggling.

When they got back inside to eat snacks, Shiro was looking at the photos he had taken and he couldn’t stop grinning.

Keith: You okay? *places hand on Shiro’s shoulder*Shiro: *looks up* Yeah. *takes Keith’s hand and kisses it* Thank you for this.Keith: *smiles* It was the kids’ idea. Well, mine initially but don’t tell them I told you that. They like taking all the credit. Selfish kids. *rolls eyes in amusement*Shiro: You four are so wonderful. *chuckles* *looks at his camera* I think I just found us another family portrait.

Next week when Keith came home, by the living room was the new family portrait hanged along with the rest. It was the photo that had Lance sticking his tongue out at Keith who also did the same, arms crossed. Hunk was their mediator, both hands in front looking panicked. Pidge was being carried by Shiro who was pointing at Keith, Lance and Hunk while laughing so hard. And Shiro… Shiro with his eyes closed, one hand on his forehead looking so done.

It was taken when the timer was too early.

Keith was so in love with the photo. It described their family perfectly.

#helena1205 #ask #sheith #the voltron family #ughhhh that fam photo OTL

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notice-mesenpai · 8 years ago

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Notice Me Senpai: Theme and Outfit Masterlist

We’re here with another masterlist request! I’ll be doing this a bit more simply - I’ll start the list with all the clothes that have no associated theme or sort to them, by senpai, then move down the list!

Important Notes:

If a later-released senpai (Viktor, Seiichi) got clothes for a set that was previously released, I have marked it under that category. It will be labelled as the name it is listed in the closet, and may be marked as the same name for every single senpai.

Second, I will be dividing clothes and headgear as follows:

Izumi: Clothes1, Clothes2 ||| Headgear1, Headgear2

I hope this helps everyone who wants to set up their café for each holiday/event of the year!

Unsorted Clothes*:

Izumi: Casual, Long Coat ||| Bowl Hat, Hair Clip, Mouse Headband.

Yuu: Bunny Outfit, Casual, Cute Suit ||| Propeller Hat, Cherry Hair Tie, Penguin Headband.

Ren: Causal, Long Coat ||| Cat Ears, Beanie, Dolphin Headband.

Touya: School Uniform, Casual ||| No Beret, Hair Clip, Mouse Headband.

Hajime: School Uniform, Casual. ||| No Headband, Slicked Back, Elephant Headband.

Reiji: School Uniform, Casual. ||| No Goggles, Glasses, Bee Headband.

Shun: Casual, Semi-formal. ||| No Headphones, Pony Tail, Cat Ear Headphones.

Souma: Kiss Apron, Chef Outfit ||| No Chef Hat, With Beret, Crab Headgear.

Wakatoshi: Chick Outfit, School Uniform, Cute Suit ||| Ear Piercings, Baseball Cap, Chicken Headband.

Makoto: School Uniform, Casual ||| Baseball Cap, Dog Ears, Dalmatian Headband.

Tokiya: School Uniform, Casual ||| No Crown, Paper Boy Cap, Black Swan.

Akira: Goat Body, Casual ||| Flower Clip, Sweat Band, Ram Headband.

Soujiro: School Uniform, Casual ||| Hair Down, Flower Hair Ornament, Fox Headband.

Souh: School Uniform, Casual ||| Round Eyeglasses, Top Hat, Moose Antlers

Touru: Casual, Fencing Uniform ||| Cat Ears, Fencing Mask, Frog Headband.

Hideki: Cute Suit, Casual ||| Extra Focus Mode, Thick-Rimmed Glasses, Lion Headband.

Suzuki: School Uniform, Casual ||| Disguised Mode, Beanie, Giraffe Headband.

Yamato: Casual, School Uniform ||| Bonnet, Hair Down, Tiger Headband.

Kyouya: Casual, Lurky the Dinosaur ||| Cat Ears, Glasses, Wolf Headband.

Takeru: Casual, Cute Suit ||| Paper Boy Cap, Dog Ears, Cow Headband.

Haruka: Casual, Doctor Outfit 2 ||| Nurse Cap, Sun Cap, Sheep Headband.

Jéan: Casual, Cute Suit ||| Pony Tail, Flower Crown, Leopard Headband.

Ai: Casual, Cute Suit ||| With Headband, Flower Crown, Pig Headband.

Hinata: School Uniform, Casual ||| Oni Mask, Flower Hair Ornament, Unicorn Headband.

Sousuke: School Uniform, Casual ||| Head Circlet, Glasses, Unicorn Headband.

Kei: School Uniform, Casual ||| No Mask, Kitsune Mask, Panda Headband.

Takahiro: School Uniform ||| Dog Headband.

Katsuo: School Uniform ||| Shark Headband.

Ryuu: School Uniform ||| Snake Headband.

Kurou: Owl Headband.

Viktor: Black Suit ||| Platinum Shades, Bat Headband.

Itsuki: White Suit ||| Ghost Clip, Flower Crown, White Tiger Headband.

Jae and Seiichi: N/A

*Note: Default applies to this category as well, meaning a boy’s standard clothes and hair. However, it does not belong with any theme and only has the name “Default”, making it irrelevant to this list.

Special Clothes (alt. haircuts, etc)

Wakatoshi: Pompadour, Hair Cut

Akira: Goat Mask, No Mask

Hideki: Crammer Mode, Normal Mode

Easter Event:

Izumi through Katsuo: Bunny Ears Headgear

Ryuu through Seiichi: No Headgear (N/A)

Summer Update

Izumi: Sailor Suit, Swim Wear ||| Sailor Hat.

Yuu: Swim Wear, Sailor Suit ||| Sailor Hat.

Ren: Swim Wear, Sailor Suit ||| Sailor Hat.

Touya: Summer Casual, Swim Wear ||| Flower Clip.

Hajime: Island Outfit, Sailor Suit ||| Cloth Headband.

Reiji: Swim Wear, Scuba Outfit ||| Safety Goggles.

Shun: Summer Casual, Swim Wear ||| Flower Clip.

Souma: Apron, Swim Wear ||| Cloth Headband.

Wakatoshi: Summer Casual, Swim Wear ||| Circular Shades.

Makoto: Rash Guard, Swim Wear ||| Snorkling Gear.

Tokiya: Princely Beach Wear, Swim Wear ||| Visor.

Akira: Grass Skirt, Summer Casual ||| Straw Hat.

Soujiro: Summer Casual, Grass Skirt ||| Flower Headdress.

Souh: Swim Wear, Summer Casual ||| Flower Clip.

Touru: Swim Wear, Summer Casual ||| Snorkling Gear.

Hideki: Swim Wear, Summer Casual ||| Umbrella Hat.

Suzuki: Summer Causal, Swim Wear ||| Shutter Shades.

Yamato: Summer Casual, Swim Wear ||| Circular Shades.

Kyouya: Summer Casual, Life Guard Uniform ||| Circular Shades.

Takeru: Life Vest, Summer Shorts ||| Beach Summer Hat.

Haruka: Summer Casual, First Aid Personnel ||| Flower Clip.

Jéan: Swim Wear, Summer Casual ||| Shutter Shades.

Ai: Swim Wear, Summer Casual ||| Heart Shades.

Hinata: Swim Wear, Summer Casual ||| Flower Headdress.

Sousuke: Swim Wear, Fundoshi ||| Visor.

Kei: Fundoshi, Summer Casual ||| Circular Shades.

Takahiro: Summer Job Uniform ||| Summer Visor.

Katsuo: Mermaid Tail ||| Swimming Goggles.

Ryuu: Beach Outfit, Swimwear ||| Flower.

Kurou: Beach Outfit, Swimwear ||| Snorkling Gear.

Viktor: Beach Outfit, Swimwear ||| Beach Shades.

Itsuki: Beach Outfit, Swimwear ||| Wide Beach Hat.

Jae: Beach Outfit, Swimwear ||| Beach Shades.

Seiichi: Beach Outfit, Swimwear ||| Hat.

Star Festival Update

Izumi: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Wide-Brim Hat.

Yuu: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Bunny Mask.

Ren: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Touya: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Hajime: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Reiji: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Sentai Mask.

Shun: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Sentai Mask.

Souma: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Headwrap.

Wakatoshi: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Chick Mask.

Makoto: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Tokiya: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Akira: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Soujiro: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Souh: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Touru: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Hideki: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Helmet.

Suzuki: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Yamato: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Face Mask.

Kyouya: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Takeru: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Bear Mask.

Haruka: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Wide Hat.

Jéan: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Ai: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Hinata: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Sousuke: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Mask.

Kei: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Disguised Mode.

Takahiro: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Bowl Hat, Head Wrap Uniform.

Katsuo: Yukata, Yukata Event Prize ||| Shark Sentai Mask.

Ryuu: Yukata

Kurou: Yukata

Viktor: Yukata

Itsuki: Yukata

Jae: Yukata

Seiichi: Yukata

School Festival Update

Izumi: Butler Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Tall Hat, Frilly Headband.

Yuu: Butler Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Tiny Top Hat, Frilly Headband.

Ren: Maid Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Frilly Headband, Special Frilly Headband.

Touya: Medieval Artisan, Special Maid Outfit ||| Artisan Hat, Frilly Headband.

Hajime: Shounnen Fighter, Special Maid Outfit ||| Head Band, Frilly Headband.

Reiji: Alchemist, Special Maid Outfit ||| Alchemist Goggles, Frilly Headband.

Shun: Rider Hero, Special Maid Outfit ||| Rider Hero Mask, Frilly Headband.

Souma: Village Baker, Special Maid Outfit ||| Baker Hat, Frilly Headband.

Wakatoshi: Village Woman, Special Maid Outfit ||| Villager Woman, Frilly Headband.

Makoto: Butler Uniform, Special Maid Outfit ||| Hat and Spectacles, Frilly Headband.

Tokiya: Warrior Prince Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Battle Crown, Frilly Headband.

Akira: Goat Body, Special Maid Outfit ||| Goat Head, Frilly Headband.

Soujiro: Butler Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Monocle, Frilly Headband.

Souh: Head Butler Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Gold Eyeglasses, Frilly Headband.

Touru: Maid Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Frilly Headband, Special Frilly Headband.

Hideki: Jester Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Jester Cap, Frilly Headband.

Suzuki: Star Sailor Cosplay, Special Maid Outfit ||| Star Sailor Circlet, Frilly Headband.

Yamato: Masked Hero, Special Maid Outfit ||| Top Hat and Mask, Frilly Headband.

Kyouya: Butler Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Gold Spectacles, Frilly Headband.

Takeru: Butler Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Hat and Spectacles, Frilly Headband.

Haruka: Maid Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Frilly Headband, Special Frilly Headband.

Jéan: Warrior Prince Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Prince Crown, Frilly Headband.

Ai: Fairy God Mother, Special Maid Outfit ||| Fairy Hat, Frilly Headband.

Hinata: Background Tree, Special Maid Outfit ||| Background Tree, Frilly Headband.

Sousuke: Hood Bandit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Hood Bandit, Frilly Headband.

Kei: Background Bush, Special Maid Outfit ||| Background Bush, Frilly Headband.

Takahiro: Village Farmer, Special Maid Outfit ||| Village Farmer, Frilly Headband.

Katsuo: Village Fisher Man, Special Maid Outfit ||| Fisherman Cap, Frilly Headband.

Ryuu: Battle Gear, Special Maid Outfit ||| Dragon Helmet, Frilly Headband.

Kurou: Red Carpet Outfit, Special Maid Outfit ||| Circular Shades, Frilly Headband.

Viktor: Maid Outfit ||| Maid Headband.

Itsuki: Maid Outfit ||| Maid Headband.

Jae: Maid Outfit ||| Maid Headband.

Seiichi: Maid Outfit ||| Maid Headband.

Sports Festival Update

Izumi: P.E. Uniform, Baseball Uniform ||| Catcher Helmet.

Yuu: P.E. Uniform, Ouendan Uniform ||| Power Headband.

Ren: P.E. Uniform, Volleyball Uniform ||| Umbrella Hat.

Touya: P.E. Uniform, Cycling Uniform ||| Cycling Helmet.

Hajime: P.E. Uniform, Ouendan Uniform ||| Power Headband.

Reiji: P.E. Uniform, Judo Uniform ||| Umbrella Hat.

Shun: P.E. Uniform, Soccer Goalie Uniform ||| Backwards Cap.

Souma: P.E. Uniform, Cycling Uniform ||| Cycling Helmet.

Wakatoshi: P.E. Uniform, Baseball Uniform ||| Batter Helmet.

Makoto: P.E. Uniform, Captain’s Jacket ||| Sweatband.

Tokiya: P.E. Uniform, Volleyball Uniform ||| Sweatband.

Akira: P.E. Uniform, Ouendan Uniform ||| Power Headband.

Soujiro: P.E. Uniform, Archery Uniform ||| Headband.

Souh: P.E. Uniform, Ouendan Uniform ||| Power Headband.

Touru: P.E. Uniform, Soccer Uniform ||| Sweatband.

Hideki: Assistant Coach Outfit, Judo Uniform ||| Power Headband.

Suzuki: P.E. Uniform, Cheerleading Uniform ||| Pompom Headband.

Yamato: P.E. Uniform, Basketball Uniform ||| Backwards Cap.

Kyouya: Coach Outfit, Tennis Uniform ||| Backwards Cap.

Takeru: P.E. Uniform, Basketball Uniform ||| Bear Ears Sweatband.

Haruka: First Aid Personnel, Tennis Uniform ||| Headband.

Jéan: P.E. Uniform, Cheerleading Uniform ||| Pompom Headband.

Ai: P.E. Uniform, Archery Uniform ||| Headband.

Hinata: P.E. Uniform, Baseball Uniform ||| Baseball Cap.

Sousuke: P.E. Uniform, Judo Uniform ||| Sweatband.

Kei: P.E. Uniform, Soccer Uniform ||| Sweatband.

Takahiro: P.E. Uniform, Water Boy Uniform ||| Cap.

Katsuo: P.E. Uniform, Swim Team Uniform ||| Swim Cap.

Ryuu: P.E. Uniform, Fencing Uniform ||| Fencing Mask.

Kurou: P.E. Uniform, Cheerleading Uniform ||| Power Headband.

Viktor to Seiichi: N/A

Halloween Updates

Izumi: Flight Attendant, Zombie Costume ||| Flight Attendant Hat, Traffic Cone.

Yuu: Magician’s Assistant Costume, Angel Costume ||| Bunny Ears, Angel Halo.

Ren: Pilot Costume, Ghost Yukata ||| Pilot Hat, Ghost Headband.

Touya: Hipster Costume, Pirate Costume ||| Beanie, Pirate Bandana and Eye Patch.

Hajime: Cowboy Costume, Pirate Captain ||| Cowboy Hat, Pirate Hat

Reiji: Astronaut Costume, Wizard ||| Astronaut Hat, Wizard Hat.

Shun: Engineer Costume, Robot Pilot ||| Engineer Hard Hat, Robot Pilot Headphones.

Souma: Fisherman Costume, Wizard Costume ||| Fisherman Hat, Wizard Hat.

Wakatoshi: Carpenter, Frankenstein Costume ||| Helmet, Frankenstein Stitches.

Makoto: Fireman Costume, Werewolf Costume ||| Fireman Hat, Werewolf Snout and Ears.

Tokiya: Sailor, Vampire Costume ||| Sailor Hat, Vampire Make-up.

Akira: Farmer Costume, Devil Costume ||| Straw Hat, Devil Horns Headband.

Soujiro: Police Costume, Ghost Samurai Costume ||| Police Cap, Samurai Ponytail.

Souh: Bellboy, Pharaoh Mummy ||| Bellboy Hat, Pharaoh Headdress.

Touru: Police Costume, Kappa ||| Police Cap, Kappa Headgear.

Hideki: Florist, Mummy Costume ||| Leaves, Head Bandage.

Suzuki: Papparazzi, Ghost Girl Costume ||| Press Hat, Ghost Girl Wig

Yamato: SWAT Team Costume, Werewolf ||| SWAT Helmet, Werewolf Snout and Ears.

Kyouya: Student Days Costume, Tengu God ||| Student Days Headband, Tengu Headpiece.

Takeru: Fireman Costume, Bear Costume ||| Fireman Hat, Bear Headgear.

Haruka: Student Days Costume, Kitsune God ||| Strawberry Hairclip, Kitsune Ears and Make-up.

Jéan: Magician Costume, Vampire Costume ||| Hat, Vampire Make-up.

Ai: Flight Attendant, Greek Toga ||| Flight Attendant Hat, Wreath.

Hinata: Sailor Suit, Freddy Kreuger ||| Hair Clip, Hockey Mask.

Sousuke: Referee, Ghost Yukata ||| Referee Cap, Fake Arrow.

Kei: SWAT Team Costume, Tomb Stone Disguise ||| Swat Helmet, Tombstone Headband.

Takahiro: CEO Costume, Zombie Cinema Usher ||| Default Hair, Zombie Cinema Usher.

Katsuo: Fireman Costume, Poseidon Costume ||| Fireman Hat, Poseidon Crown.

Ryuu: Sailor, Ice Emperor Costume ||| Sailor Hat, Ice Crown.

Kurou: Boat Captain, Skeleton Costume ||| Boat Captan Hat, Skeleton Mask.

Viktor: Vampire Costume ||| Crown.

Itsuki: Ghost Yukata ||| Fire Orbs.

Jae and Seiichi: N/A

Onsen Update

Izumi to Itsuki: Towel ||| Head Towel

Jae, Seiichi: N/A

Christmas Update

Izumi: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Yuu: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Ren: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Touya: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, “Beach Summer Hat” (actually sunglasses)

Hajime: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Knit Cap.

Reiji: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Shun: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Knit Cap.

Souma: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Knit Cap.

Wakatoshi: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Knit Cap.

Makoto: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Tokiya: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Knit Cap.

Akira: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Knit Cap.

Soujiro: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Souh: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Hat.

Touru: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Hat.

Hideki: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Suzuki: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Yamato: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Winter Bomber Hat.

Kyouya: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Winter Bomber Hat.

Takeru: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Bear Wool Cap.

Haruka: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Jéan: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Ai: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Knit Cap.

Hinata: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Glasses.

Sousuke: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Glasses.

Kei: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Takahiro: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Katsuo: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Knit Cap.

Ryuu: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Braid.

Kurou: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Viktor: Ice Skating Outfit, Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Fluffy Hat.

Itsuki: Christmas Confession Outfit, Christmas Sweater ||| Santa Hat, Earmuffs.

Jae: Christmas Confession Outfit ||| Earmuffs.

Seiichi: Christmas Confession Outfit ||| Earmuffs.

Sleepover Update

Izumi to Jae: Pajamas, Sleepwear ||| Eyemask.

Seiichi: N/A

Valentine’s Day Update (#2)

Izumi to Seiichi: Valentine’s Hearts, Venetian Boatman Outfit ||| Venetian Boatman Hat.

White Day Update (#2)

Izumi to Seiichi: Gardener Outfit, White Day Outfit ||| Gardener Hat.

Barista Theme Update:

Izumi to Kurou*: Barista

Viktor to Seiichi: N/A

*Note: Kyouya’s Barista outfit will be on a different page, as he was released early with a Barista outfit.

#game help #notice me senpai #nms

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vampyaloha · 8 years ago

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Rain-fuks are falling on my head

A Hellbent/Dolan/Nixxiom fanfic and my @hotdogmandy and I. Enjoy reading this piece of garbage.

Reader Advisory Warning: This fanfic contains suggestive themes and subject matter, to avoid any misunderstanding of the content featured in this fanfic, if you are easily offended by mature content please refrain from reading. As another side note, we do not own any for the characters mentioned in this fanfic, they are property of Danger Dolan, and their respected characters, this fanfic was made for fun, so enjoy it.

Rain-Fuks R Falling on my head

BY: SUUUUUUUPPPPP SUP SUP SUP SUPPER

It was a beautiful morning….NO! Scratch that shit! It was raining fucking frogs and toads, man!, everywhere you look!! While all that crap was happening, Nixxiom was outside in the smoking garden, and he was fucking singing in that downpour. “Sup-pa-rol~Sup pa rol~ Suuuup- paaaaaaaa- rooooool~”

25 Minutes, of chaos and the sound of horrible singing, later~~

Inside the office, Hellbent and Dolan were already making out like the savages they are. MLG MAN. After Nixxiom finished his song, he returned inside by ramming into the door, with the full force of his body, knocking the door onto the ground like the salvage he is, but instead of the door making a loud bang, it slowly drifted to the ground like a falling leaf. As he walked away, the whole door frame fell forward causing the doorway to be blocked. Humming his little song of “Sup-pa-rol” to himself, he walked by the main office, overhearing Melissa and Doopie lecturing Hellbent about what happened outside. Not wanting to walk into the conversation, he turned into a ninja and hid into the shadows. Slowly creeping up like an assassin, he eavesdrop like the MLG he is.

“Why couldn’t you just call an Exterminator just like we said, Hellbent! Now we have to deal with these frog-fuckers!” Melissa yelled.

“Summoning them is way better than wasting money on a person. MAGIC IS FUCKING MAGICAL, WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND.” Hellbent replied back, his arms going all squiggly like noodles.

“He’s right, Melissa, besides, Dolan used all of our money on the Eiffle tower of paper clips.” Doopie said, tying her arms together. Nixxiom started to chant “sup” out of nowhere, as he slowly slide to the trio

Hellbent couldn’t take this anymore. “WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT!” Hellbent says as he changed into a racecar (Transformers sound effect) and zoomed out of there. “ZOOM ZOOM MOTHERFUCKERS” Hellbent yelled as one of the race car's door windows opens and Hellbent hand comes out with his middle figure aiming up in the air, like the savage he is. Out in the distance, Pringle just explode for no reason, as he saw Hellbent drive passed him, his exhaust shooting out rainbows and uni-dragons. Melissa and Doopie stood there with faces of the lost, as Nixxiom continued to do his chants, excepted it was bit more as if he was trying to summon something. With a shrug, seeing Doopie and Melissa are statues now, Nixxiom went on his merry way, skipping away, with small chants of sup as he went to the break room in the speed of a racing tortoise.

Nixxiom then proceed to breaking down the door with a smile on his face.

“HEY OH SUPPY YO WHAT IS THE SUP UP PEEPS” Nixxiom smiled, dabbing and doing a breakdance in the room. Looking up, he saw dolan and Hellbent in snake positions.

“WAT TEH FUK NIXXIOM, Y U GO BREKIN’ DOWRS NAW?” Pringle said before blowing up again. Nixxiom gasped and yelled “WHY COULDN’T IT BEEN MEH! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!” Meanwhile, Dolan and Hellbent had shounen eyes, looking deep into their eyes, like tunnel drills. Hellbent then started cuddling up with Dolan, like happy fries drenched in ketchup, looking back into Dolan’s eyes. “Dolan…” Hellent said. “Hellbent” Dolan replied. “Dolan” “Hellbent” “Dolan” “Hellbent” “NIXXIOM~!” Nixxiom yelled out, coming in between them as they were about to kiss., which instead, kiss Nixxiom cheeks. “OH HOT YEAH SUPPYS! LET GET THIS ON SUPPERS!” Nixxiom yelled out, grabbing both of their asses, as Hellbent caught on fire due to anger. Melissa came in to get something, only to see the start of a war. “Fuck this shit I’m out… Fuck this shit I’m out” She says calming, her hands in the air as she slowly backed herself out of some gay porn. Hellbent on the other hand, turned super sayian out of anger and proceed to drop kick Nixxiom, only to hit Dolan straight in the abdomen, who was just standing there like a crossed eyed statue.

“NO MI AMOUR!” Hellbent said as he rushed to his lovers side, still in his super saiyan mode.

“H-Hellbent...I...i-” Dolan Muttered before getting cut-off by Nixxiom.

“YO SUP, HELLBENT YOU MUST BE TURNED ON LIKE A 9000 degree OVEN, HOT SUPPY MAN, IT BE SEXY AS H-E-L-L B-E-N-T-I-N-G.”

“WHAT THE FUCK NIXXIOM, DOLAN IS DYING HERE AND ALL YOU DO IS JUST FLIRT?!” Hellbent yelled, as his eyes were on fire!

“But Hellbent, Dolan was just cold as ice towards me~ With you, he can be a fiery passion! We need THE PASSION SUPS SUPS AND THE SUPPER SUPS SUPPITY SUPS!” Nixxiom said, turning into a spaceship, with hundred of arms waving everywhere like tentacles. Dolan slowly looked over Hellbent, whispering his name. “Mi AMOUR! Don’t move.” Hellbent said, cradling his lover (you gotta do what he says) “Hellbent…..GO KICK HIS FUCKING ARSE TO THE GROUND! SHOW HIM THE TRUE POWER OF A MAGICAL GIRL!” Dolan yelled, doing a backflip to the sky. Hellbent pushed a button on his Dolan watch and yelled out “IN THE POWER OF MI AMOUR, i WILL STOP YOU!” The transformation started to begin, Hellbent’s suit started to turn into a sailor magical uniform (kill-LA-KILL), with Fiery rain-bows, and a sword of Hell’s Kitchen, held by the fiery chef himself. Standing there simply mesmerized, by Hellbent’s gorgeous transformation, it is, HELL-BENTS, the magical warrior of space hell! Holding up his sword, he yelled,

“Tenta-Nixxiom! In the name of mi amour, I WILL STOP YOU!”

At that moment Nixxiom suddenly changed into a ravening tentacle monster with a pitch black cloak with squirming tentacles coming out, the only thing that made him look like Nixxiom was his face, sticking out of the pitch black cloak, smiling a disturbing grin. (imperial march)

“YOU ALREADY SAID THAT!” Pringle said, only to be taken away by the tentacles before he could blow up again.

“WELL FUCK THERE GOES THAT JOKE AGAIN” Dolan yelled, faceplanting TO THE GROUND. Hellbent started to fly towards to Tenta-Nixxiom, rainbows coming out of his tail. Nixxiom began to charge up his lasers. “SUUUUUU-UUUUUUP!” Nixxiom yelled, shooting out the lasers of shadows. Hellbent just dodge in time, readying his sword. “HAAAA YAAAA HYAA!” Hellbent yelled, as he start to fire hell’s flame out of his sword towards the Tenta-Nixxiom. ‘BLLLLLOOOOOORRRRGGGHHH- SUUUUUUUPPPERR AAAH SUPPPPSSSSSS” Tenta-Nixxiom said, his tentacles going all over the place until he fell to the ground, ded. Hellbent turned back to normal as he ran to Dolan’s side. “I did it, mi amour, I save the building… “Hellbent softly said, caressing Dolan’s cheek. “Thank you….Hellbent….” Dolan, replied, closing his eyes and smiled…

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“ANNND CUT!”

Doopie said, with a smile on her face, looking at the mess in the break room. “The anime will be a hit now!” Doopie examined, as Hellbent sigh.

“Fuck man, that was weird to do..” Hellbent said, taking out a smoke, sighing a bit.

“Yeah, that was weird, who on earth wrote this again?” Dolan replied, shaking his head.

With a grunt, pulling himself out of a pile of garbage, Nixxiom replied, “Uh I don’t know, probably two college girls? I don’t even know… this is already creepy and weird as fuck.”

“AAAAHHHH GET ‘EM OFF MEEEEE!” Pringle yelled, getting out of a tangle of slimy black tentacles.

“Soo.. How did we got Pringle to blow up again?” Melissa asked, as Doopie smiled. “WITH SPECIAL EFFECTS OF COURSE!” The group of friends sighed, looking back of the title of the script that was sent to them.

“Let’s not do this ever again.” Dolan said,

“Agreed” the group replied and the whole group left the break room. Besides Nixxiom who stayed behind, standing there still reminiscing about Hellbent in that kinky armor.

“Hehehe He was SUPer hot though…” Nixxiom said to himself before Falcon kicking down the break room door… again… and waltzing out into the hallway, looking all triumphant and proud, then tripping and falling on his face.

THE END

#planet dolan #danger dolan #hellbent #nixxiom #fanfic #bad fanfiction #it's garbage

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lili-marlene1939-1945 · 6 years ago

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Les aléas de la vie militaire

Propagande oblige, les Newsreels de la Seconde Guerre mondiale nous montre souvent les côtés les plus glorieux du métier de soldat. Ainsi, les voit-on entrer triomphalement dans des villages fraîchement libérés, distribuant baisers, chocolat et jouets (des jeeps, naturellement) pour les enfants qui ont tout perdus – souvent, jusqu’à leurs parents.

Dans la série de Tom Hanks et Steven Spielberg (2001), intitulée «Band of Brothers» ou en français « Frère d’Armes, on se rappelle tous de cette scène d’ouverture où, à camp Toccoa, en juillet 42, se tiennent au garde-à-vous tous les membres de la Easy Company de la 101è Division Aéroportée, en rang d’oignons, tous passés en revue par leur chef de compagnie, le capitaine Herbert Sobel (personnage merveilleusement campé par l’acteur David Schwimmer) qui pour des peccadilles, refuse à ses hommes une permission pourtant longtemps attendue.

Dans les scènes subséquentes, on verra Sobel obliger l’un de ses subordonnés dormir pendant cinq jours avec sa vareuse parce qu’il avait osé la retirer pour aller danser; faire creuser des trous de deux mètres de profond pour ensuite les faire aussitôt reboucher après une dure journée d’entraînement; ou encore, obliger les soldats à jeter le contenu de leur gourde après avoir couru quarante kilomètres à trente degrés celsius.

Cette réalité militaire de harangue et de harcèlement a un nom dans le jargon militaire : la « chickenshit» ou « fiente de poulet », définie par Paul Fussell comme « comportement qui rend la vie militaire pire qu’il n’est nécessaire; sadisme mal travesti en discipline, mesquin parce qu’il prend au sérieux ce qui n’a aucune importance »[1]».

L’industrie musicale a profité de cette réalité pour écrire et produire des chansons sur toutes ces brimades et inconvénients de la vie militaire; d’une part sans doute pour dédramatiser cela chez les soldats en les faisant rire; d’autre part en conscientisant les populations du front intérieur que faire une guerre ne se résumait pas à tirer sur l’ennemi et parader dans les villages libérés, mais qu’obligatoirement, cela incluait le camp d’entraînement où l’effort physique était non moins difficile que l’effort psychique que cela nécessitait.

Ainsi, la première chanson qu’écrivit Tin Pan Alley eut pour thème la nourriture qui était servie aux conscrits qui au camp d’entraînement, consistait en une espèce de rabiot insipide; et au front, qui se composait de « Rations K», c'est-à-dire de la viande et des œufs déshydratés, du bœuf séché[2]. Fred Fisher écrivit «What’ll We Have For Chow», et Sam M. Lewis et Abel Bauer “The Cook of Company B” (1943).

Si le capitaine Sobel a pu utiliser toutes les punitions contre les parachutistes de la Easy Company, il a sûrement dû envoyer quelques-uns de ses soldats à la «corvée de cuisine», appelée en termes militaires « KP», acronyme de « Kitchen Police», dont les paroliers ont abondamment évoqué, pensons seulement à «The KP Serenade» (1942) écrite par Kay Twomey et Al Goodhart [3] ou encore à cette chanson qui a battu le record du plus long titre (et qui le détient toujours) : «I’ve Got Those Peelin’ Patatoes Slicin’ Those Tomatoes Liftin’ up Those Garbages Can Blues », et qui a été chantée par les Andrews Sisters. Une autre chanson a traité de cette corvée de patates dans son paragraphe final G.I Jive

« (…) If you’re a P-V-T your duty is to salute to L-I-E-U-T, but if your brush the L-I-E-U-T the M-P makes you K-P on the Q-T, that’s the G.I Jive man alive (...)”

« Si tu es un soldat, ton devoir est de saluer le Lieutenant, mais si tu taquines le Lieutenant, la police militaire va te faire faire une corvée d’épluchures de patates à la cantine, c’est la moquerie du soldat ! »

Une fois incorporé dans l’armée, les garçons devaient vivre – ou survivre – aux désagréments que la vie au camp amenait. Beaucoup de chansons comiques ou ironiques pour la plupart, traitèrent alors de ce sujet.

Comme nous pouvons nous en douter les nouveaux soldats en devenir trouvaient difficile de devoir se lever tôt, souvent même avant le soleil lui-même. Ainsi, sitôt arrivés au camp d’entraînement, les paroliers de « G.I Jive» avertissaient les recrues dès la première strophe :

« It starts with the bugler blow reveillee over your bed when you’re arrive, Jack that’s the G.I Jive, Roodley-Toot, jump in your suit make a salute, boots ! (…) »

“Ça débute avec le bugliste qui sonne le réveil au-dessus de ton lit quand tu arrives, Jack, c’est la moquerie du soldat, roodly-toot, saute dans ton uniforme, fais le salut, mets tes bottes ! »

ou encore celle de Raymond B. Egan « Here I Am in The Army (And Don’t Look Good in Brown)» Je suis ici dans l’Armée, mais je ne suis pas beau en brun” qui débute en disant « The bugler gets me up at dawn but the sergeant gets me down. » « Le bugliste me réveille à l’aube, mais le sergent me déprime!»

Bien sûr, le lever au chant du coq n’était pas la seule habitude militaire que devaient prendre les soldats. Effectivement, ceux-ci devaient aussi renoncer au confort de leur foyer. Une autre chanson esquisse très bien cette réalité avec humour et légèreté, tout en appelant aussi à la réflexion : «This Is The Army Mr Jones», qui deviendra un succès qui traversera le temps pour devenir l’une des chansons-symbole de la Seconde Guerre mondiale avec quelques-unes telles «Lilli Marlène», « G.I Jive», «Woogie Boogie Bugler Boy».

Monsieur Jones vient tout juste de joindre l’armée et le parolier Irving Berlin le prévient que dans l’armée, il ne pourra bénéficier de son petit déjeuner au lit chaque matin, non plus qu’il ne pourra « utiliser son téléphone :

«This is the army Mr Jones, no private room or telephone you had your breakfast in bed before but you won’t have it there anymore»

Monsieur Green, quant à lui, ne pourra plus compter sur sa domestique :

« this is the army Mr Green you had your housemaid to clean your floor but she won’t help you anymore», et quant à Monsieur Brown, il n’aura plus à s’Inquiéter de sa petite amie :

«This is the army Mr Brown, you and your baby went to town she had you worried but this is war and she won’t worry you anymore.”

Faisons remarquer en passant que le nom des “Mister” de la chanson ne sont, selon nous, aucunement fortuits : concernant “Mr Green” et “Mr Brown”: cela faisait référence à la couleur des uniformes. Effectivement, les différentes branches de l’armée Américaine avaient leur couleurs qui, quoique en général bruns pour l’armée de terre sur le front de l’Europe de l’Ouest, pouvaient néanmoins être verts pour le corps des Marinesengagés sur les différents fronts dans la jungle du Pacifique.

Parlant d’uniformes, on s’en doute, ceux-ci n’avaient rien à voir avec ceux qui habillent nos soldats en Afghanistan de nos jours, faits de tissus synthétiques qui combinent légèreté, efficacité, et protection contre les projectiles et explosifs de toutes sortes, tel le kevlar. Pendant la Deuxième Guerre mondiale, les soldats étaient vêtus de matériau naturels, tel en général, la laine qui devait être portés tant à moins trente degrés Celsius pendant la bataille des Ardennes en décembre 1944 ou a plus trente-cinq degrés celsius pendant la Bataille de Normandie, à l’été de la même année. Dans l’armée Américaine, la guerre commença avec l’uniforme standard de couleur brun-drabe comme sous le code de M1939. La seconde version fut lancée peu avant Pearl Harbor, le M1941 qui contenant 18oz de laine au pouce carré. En général, seul le nombre de poches et les différents insignes changeait. Les versions subséquentes furent sortis en 1942 (M1942) et finalement, le dernier uniforme standard de la guerre de 1939-1945 fut imposé et conçu en 1944 (le M1944) et il porta le nom de son concepteur : le « Ike Jacket», en hommage au général Dwight D. Eisenhower surnommé « Ike»[4]. Comme on s’en doute, ces uniformes étaient inconfortables, lourds (surtout mouillés) piquants et ils ne seyaient pas nécessairement bien à tous les hommes quoique faits sur mesure.

Et bien sûr les paroliers de l’industrie musicale ont bien compris cette problématique et préféraient en rire et tenter de dédramatiser la situation. Ainsi, en 1941, une toute première chanson de L. Wolfe-Gilberts, intitulé « A Grand Vacation With Pay » «De grandes vacances avec un chèque de paie» aborda ce thème. Avec ironie, l’auteur a fait dire au soldat «Had my picture took in my outfit that should keep the Nazis away” “Cette photo prise où je suis en uniforme saura garder les Nazis loins” Sur la meme note, Raymond B. Egan, il a écrit «Here I Am In The Army (And Don’t Look Good in Brown)», et son collègue, Fred Fisher, à quant à lui écrit “I Can’t Dance In Those Sailors Pants” “Je ne peux pas danser dans mes pantaloons de marin”où il dit “I can hardly catch my breath, someday I’ll choke to death” ; «Je ne peux pas reprendre mon souffle, un jour je m’étoufferai à mort! »

Comme on l’a vu avec le capitaine Herbert Sobel, les officiers et sous-officiers n’étaient en général pas très appréciés par leurs subordonnés : punitions, marches sans fin, entraînement abusifs (mais non moins nécessaires), manque de sommeil, harcèlement, etc. Ainsi, il y a eu, pendant la Seconde Guerre mondiale, plus de 43 chansons écrites sur le sujet aux États-Unis et quelques unes en Angleterre. D’ailleurs, l’une des plus populaires a été écrite par Art Noel et Don Pelosi en 1939 et a été intitulée «Kiss Me Goodnight Sergeant-Major». Elle a entre autre été enregistré par la célèbre Vera Lynn, ainsi que par George Formby :

«Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major Tuck me in my little wooden bed We all love you, Sergeant-Major, When we hear you bawling, "Show a leg!" Don't forget to wake me in the morning And bring me 'round a nice hot cup of tea Kiss me goodnight Sergeant-Major Sergeant-Major, be a mother to me Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major Tuck me in my little wooden bed We all love you, Sergeant-Major Even when your neck grows rather red”.

« Embrasse-moi pour me souhaiter bonne nuit Sergent-Major ; borde moi dans mon petit lit de bois, nous vous aimons tous, Sergent-Major, quand nous vous entendons brailler « Montre-moi une jambe ! ». N’oubliez pas de me réveiller le matin, mais amène moi un bonne tasse de thé ; embrasse-moi pour me souhaiter bonne nuit, Sergent-Major, sois comme une mère pour moi ; embrasse-moi pour me souhaiter bonne nuit Sergent-Major, borde moi dans mon petit lit de bois, nous vous aimons tous beaucoup Sergent-Major, même quand les veines de votre cou enfle et que vous devenez rouge ! »

Bien sûr, c’est une pièce ironique qui dénonce les officiers qui dans les camps d’entraînement, sont bien loin de materner leurs hommes!.

Si l’on revient sur ce côté-ci de l’Atlantique, les chansons comiques au sujet des officiers ont grimpé en flèche; tant en qualité qu’en quantité. L’une des premières a été « Another Day Another Dollar » (1941) écrite par J. Swanson au sujet des officiers gradués de l’Office Candidate School,appelés «Shavetails» : « The Shavetails is an officer he’s nobody’s fool, he learned to run the army after 90 days at school» et la place du soldat y est aussi dénoncée dans la vie militaire : « The colonel gives the order and the order and the captain tells the corporals and the private do the work!». Et le soldat qui exécutait cet ordre n’avait pas un mot à dire; ainsi est-ce cela que dénonce la chanson dont il a été question plus haut, intitulée « Here I Am In The Army (And Don’t Look Good In Brown)» : « The bugler gets me up at dawn, but the sergeanttgs gets me down!».

D’ailleurs, un film de 1988 illustre cela de belle manière : une bande de jeunes garçons en 1943 se retrouvent tous ensemble dans un camp d’entraînement de Biloxi, au Mississippi. Le jeune Eugene Morris (interprété par Matthew Broderick, l’un de ses premiers rôle) est pris à parti par le sergent Toomey (Christopher Walken) qui s’acharne sur lui jusqu’à ce que tout finisse mal pour le sous-officier. Un excellent film à voir intitulé « Biloxi Blues »

En conclusion, la vie de soldat n’était pas toujours drôle et de « zéros », ceux-ci devaient obligatoirement passer par le camp d’entraînement pour devenir «héros ». Cette facette-ci de la Deuxième Guerre mondiale est souvent oubliée au profit des images de combat que nous avons tous pu voir dans les documentaires. Heureusement, les auteurs de l’industrie musicale – surtout Américains, mais aussi Britannique – ont eu la bonne idée d’écrire des chansons à ce sujet. Pour les soldats de l’époque, cela a servi à dédramatiser certaines situations « fiante »--e si l’on nous permet ici de jouer avec les mots; pour les contemporains du front intérieur, ces chansons permettaient de faire savoir ce qui se passait dans un camp d’entraînement; et pour nous, plus de soixante ans plus tard, cela nous permet d’apprécier encore davantage notre liberté d’aujourd’hui à laquelle ces «p’tits gars » en habit de soldat ont payé un lourd tribut psychologique. Car il fallait être fort psychologiquement pour endurer ces brimades. Souvent plus que pour affronter les balles de l’ennemi dont les cicatrices laissées ne duraient qu’un temps, à la différence de la « chickenshit» -- tant pour ceux qui la subissaient que pour ceux qui la faisaient subir : nous n’avons qu’à penser à la triste fin du capitaine Herbert Sobel qui est décédé seul, alcoolique et qui a maudit tout le reste de sa vie la Compagnie E de la 101è Division aéroportée, lui mettant tous les maux de sa vie sur le dos…[1]

PROCHAINE CAPSULE: l'histoire de certaines chansons célèbres pendant la Deuxième Guerre mondiale (Lille Marlene; D-Day Dodgers; Comin' On a Wings & a Prayer, My Sister & I; etc.)

BIBLIOGRAPHIE SOMMAIRE:.

1- JONES, John Bush, Songs That Fought The War Popular Music and The Home Front 1939-1945, New-York, Ed Brandeis

2- FUSSELL, Paul, La Guerre : psychologie et comportements pendant la Seconde Guerre mondiale, Paris, "coll. Points-Histoire", 162, 414p.

3- HENRY, Mark & Mike Chappell.,The US Army in World War II(3) Northwest Europe, Oxford, Osprey Publishing Ed., 2001, 4-7.

[1]Paul Fussell, À la guerre: psychologie et comportements pendant la Seconde Guerre mondiale”, Paris, “coll points-histoire ».

[2]P. Fussell, op.cit. p. 53

[3]P. Fussell, op.cit, p. 109

[4]Mark Henry et Mike Chappell, “The US Army In The World War II (3) NorthWest Europe, p. 5-8; A-C”

[5]“fiante” ici mis pour “chiante” avec l’idée de jouer sur les mots avec le terme de “chickenship” ou “fiante de poulet”.

[1]Le héros de la série « Band of Brother » était personnifié par l’acteur Britannique Damian Lewis qui jouait le rôle du Major Richard « Dick » Winters. Le Major Winters est décédé le 2 janvier 2011, à l’âge vénérable de 93 ans. Lorsqu’il a sauté en parachute, dans la nuit du 5 au 6 juin 1944 dans le cadre du Débarquement de Normandie, il a demandé à Dieu que s’il survivait à cette journée, de lui permettre de mourir très vieux, entouré de ses enfants et petits-enfants, dans une ferme tranquille dans le mid-ouest américain. Il faut croire que Dieu l’a écouté!

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