#S.S.S

[iwantoseeafrigatebird]

stanley, regarding private heather

[takeachillpillshawty]

OK, I have to get these random headcanons off my chest.

Kalim properly uses humour to cope with traumatising experiences as a coping mechanism, which leads to him accidentally laughing at very wrong times.

Rook has Stendhal syndrome

Jamil hates bugs but has a severe case of arachnophobia. He will jump like a cat at the sight of it, big or small, to the point of sleeping in Kalim's room until it's gone or someone kills it. Not remove it, KILLS it.

Riddle is lactose intolerant. I said what I said.

Due to how often female hyenas get mistaken for male hyenas (due to genitalia) Ruggie may or may not be a girl. (Yes this is a Trans Ruggie headcanon, fight me.)

Cater had a gyaru phase once.

Kalim and Vil have albinism

Ortho shot a student once. Will not elaborate.

Idia is a HUGE fnaf and SCP nerd, especially SCP.

Malleus has autism. I feel like this is common knowledge by now.

If Deuce was real and was apart of an actual gang, it would be Crips. (I know guys in my class who are similar to Deuce and almost all of them were apart of Crips. Yes I live in a bad neighbourhood, rent is cheap.)

Jade prefers his food cold, like if it's already hot off the pot, he'll eat it. That mf won't reheat any leftovers.

Idia is selectively mute. He's quiet to people he doesn't know that well, often using his tablet. He'll ramble on days' end to people he feels most comfortable with or talk when the time is right.

Leona has poor vision due to the damage done to his left eye. (When one eye is damaged and starts to lose vision, so does the other eye with time.)

Vil probably had those celebrity countdowns set by creepy older fans to when he finally turned 18.

I know there's fan art of a little kid Malleus taking care of a baby silver... but realistically speaking, Malleus would have still looked the same as we see him now.

Riddle's mom is that vegan teacher. (I have proof I swear-)

Trey is the Momo Yaorozu of TWST.... meaning this mf could've made Prefect a fucking gun for 10 minutes and wrap up this whole story.

Vil could make literal cures to viruses and diseases if he could.

If Riddle uses 'off with your head' on himself... Would that even work?

Leona is often called the S.S.S.....Savannah Claw Super Senior.

[just-dreaming-marvel]

s.s.s. drabbles ~ Playful #1

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Character(s) / Pairing: Obi-Wan Kenobi x Reader

Word Count: 81ish

Notes: This is is for @mostly-marvel-musings six sentence sunday challenge! Hope you enjoy!

Grunting, you swung your lightsabers at the oncoming troops.

“Incoming carriers!” A clone announced as you continued the fight.

“You know,” Obi-Wan’s smirk could be heard over the comms, “I really believe you continue to want to be saved.”

“Oh, you know me, Kenobi, can’t do anything without my knight in shining armor,” you replied.

“I’m honored, though it would be easier if you would just ask me to come along.”

“Last time I checked, the call for help was asking.”

[magixfairyix]

Been wracking my brain over how Iorda gains her Enchantix. I've had all seasons and movies planned out for her except season 3, ironically.

'Cause Enchantix: save someone from your home planet. But Iorda was born on Earth and got her magic through unnatural means, so even if long ago the Earth faries could get Enchantix, the transformation wouldn't have activated if you saved a human since they are not magical beings.

So it wasn't as if Iorda could save an Earth fairy, cause they be imprisoned at the time of season 3.

BUT

"From your own planet," so with that I assume the transformation can tell that the fairy has a similar magic trace that all magic beings from similar planets have.

And although the magic trace from the planet of birth is different than the magic trace for one's powers, say that someone like Iorda (from Earth) with a literally non-existent magic trace from the planet of birth has the Enchantix transformation mistakes her power trace for her birth planet trace that she just doesn't have.

And WHO has the same magic as Iorda (minus a small bit of the Company of Light's magic to keep it balanced) that would've been mistaken as the same to her magic trace mistaken as her planet trace?

The.

Friggen.

Trix.

Iorda has an inkling that she either won't gain Enchantix or would have to save the Trix, and she sure as hell won't do the later? Her magical balances who've tried to kill her? Hell no.

She's fine with that.

UNTIL in season 3 when the Winx go to Cloud Tower to kick Valtor's ass after Tecna fell into the Omega portal (just watched this ep and cried so ;-;)

While Stella and Aisha go to Griffin and Bloom, Flora, and Musa go over to Valtor (after being directed by an unusually kind Stormy under the opposite-us spell or whatnot) and after being swarmed by the zombified witches, Iorda promises the Winx she'll go with them after trying to absorb Valtor's spell.

She can absorb some dark spells since Fairy of Dark Arts and all, and even though she'd tried before with the mermaids on Andros and it almost worked, she wanted to at least try after seeing Pyris and Lucina and Nith (witch OC'S, her friends, in the crowd).

Long story short:

At some point Stormy is also attacked by the big-ass crowd of zombie witches while Iorda is trying, and Iorda blocks her (against her better judgement) from a large spell cause she hates them but Stormy is under a spell that is making her honestly fucking useless.

Iorda gains her Enchantix.

She breathes in to not lose her shit cause fuck she hates thus.

And bada bing bada boom she (as someone who doesn't like to use her psychic magic anyhow) wipes that little memory from Stormy's mind because one thing she won't do is let Stormy know Iorda got her Enchantix that way.

THENNN at the time of S.S.S (Winx and Trix try to defeat Shaman Witch and all) the Winx or the Trix still don't know. To be fair Iorda has had more stressful things to think about. Like going from a fairy to a witch and not, well, dying. She's forgotten about it.

Until one night Iorda, Stormy, and Flora and sitting in their shared room about to go to sleep and Iorda remembers. She swears loudly to herself, and at her very loud and tired "fuck," Darcy, who is still awake (and concerned about Iorda's wellbeing, but that would be gay-) comes into the room and is like wtf is going on?

Iorda tells the three about how she got her Enchantix. Flora is surprised and confused. Stormy is just eyes-wide, bitch wtf? And Darcy is cackling.

Iorda reverses the memory spell and Stormy remembers what happened and is just like "glad you wiped that memory cause I don't think I could've lived with myself if I knew I helped you get Enchantix."

(Probs cannon S.S.S scene)

[flipit-turnways]

hey look hair twins!!

(not quiiiiiite canon yet but were working on it)

@yoistars hii dragging you here

i found a fun picrew here!!

not really trying to start a chain but itd be fun to watch some mutuals n whoever do it..

@ardentastronomer, @rurus-kadoo @readypanda @whywasthissohardtomake

and anyone else who wants to do this!! open field :D

[togacaffe]

chapter three — S.S.S (sassy, surprises, solutions)

IN WHICH a youtuber suddenly gets followed by a celebrity who happens to take quite an interest in her. turns out her close friend mentioned her and caught his interest

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[cninzihni]

Kitap Kulübü Sunucusu Şeysisi

Ehem Öhöm.. Şimdi sevgili arkadaşlar, burada lafı uzatarak saçmalayacaktım ama yapmayayım istedim. Sunucuyu kurdum, yavaş yavaş şeaparız gibi düşünerek birkaç bot falan da ekledim. Katılmak isteyenlerden bana ulaşanları da bu postun altına etiketleyeceğim. Görenlerden de katılmak isteyenler olursa gelebilir.

Sunucunun ana amacı ağırlıklı olarak kitaplar hakkında konuşabileceğimiz bir yer olsa da, harici konuları da konuşabileceğimiz alanlar bulunuyor. Umarım hepimiz için keyifli ve faydalı bir kullanım alanı olur. Sevgileer

Şimdi kısa bir S.S.S. şeysisi

Discord nedir? Discord, tıpkı bir Whatsapp grubu gibi insanlarla etkileşim kurabileceğiniz bir platform. Burada sunucu açarak, metin ve ses kanalları ile konuşmaları gruplama şansınız bulunuyor.

Metin kanalları adından belli olduğu gibi sadece yazı/görsel barındırıyor.

Ses kanalları ise toplu bir şekilde sesli ve görüntülü sohbet edilebilen, beraber film/dizi izleme, müzik dinleme gibi aktiviteler gerçekleştirilebilen bir kanal türü.

Neden Discord? Bunun birkaç sebebi var; -Herhangi bir kişisel veriniz açıkta değil, sadece kullanıcı adınız diğerleriyle paylaşılıyor. Numaranız, mailiniz gibi detaylar size özel, bu da gizliliği sağlıyor -Çok çeşitli medya desteği ve aktivite olasılığı var. Botlar ile oyunlar oynayabilir, müzik dinleyebilir, çok saçma aktiviteler dahi gerçekleştirebilirsiniz. -Aynı anda birden fazla konu birbirine dolanmadan, farklı gruplarda konuşulabilir ve isteyen istediği yere, istediği an ulaşabilir.

Katılmak için ne yapmam gerek? Eğer daha önce hiç kullanmadıysan, Discord bir uygulama. Bilgisayarda ya da telefonunda yükleyip direkt kullanmaya başlayabilirsin. Bir hesap açmanı isteyecek, o hesap ile giriş yaptıktan sonra, yukarıdaki linke tıklayıp aramıza katılabilirsin!

Benim aklımda başka sorular da vardı ama ya diyenler de bu postun altına ya da iletiden akıllarına takılanları sorabilir. Elimden geldiğince yardımcı olmaya çalışırım.

[ask-steven-stevenson]

// not an in character ask but what is his middle name :3

// i like to think his middle name is Soliel . means Sun (headcanon thing) and also makes his initials "S.S.S" which is really funny to me

//teehee, I saw it in a fanfic once!! Someone suggested his middle name be ‘Brannigan’ since he is the only phoney to act so much like him. Yet, knowing what he does now.,. He kinda refuses to use it .,. BUT :3!! The Soliel thing is smart !!! Me thinks it fits him well :3 imo it makes him sound somewhat more fancy if that makes sense

[iwantoseeafrigatebird]

stanley, goodsir, morality, the two species of Cruelty, expression of care

[citrus-kiddo]

Encounter

Requested by: @jkkjiji

Features: Nonhuman/human vore, implied regurgitation

Word count: 672

“[Security scans successful..! No threats detected.]..” The S.S.S rang out as Randy checked the status terminal. He sighed, he’d been stuck in deep space for months now, tasked with studying these bioluminescent asteroids. Honestly, he’d rather be at home, in his warm bed. He could’ve been anything, a librarian, a teacher, heck he could be a janitor; But no, he had to be up in space, to study rocks. He groaned and leaned back in his seat and rested his eyes. Suddenly the ship’s alarms began to sound, causing the poor space cadet to jump out of his seat. He groaned as he sat up before checking the termina/. He looked over the display of the ship’s map. He saw a green dot marking where he was. He was a tad confused before noticing another dot, a much bigger red dot on the map. Odd. He sighed and got up from his seat before heading out of his office.

Randy strolled down the hallway, approaching the research storage, where the dot indicated the anomaly was. As he got closer, he heard something… like the sound of beeping… as if someone was tampering with his database. He peeked around the corner, seeing something- or well, someone in the room. The thing was some sort of reptilian humanoid being with a lanky tail that curled around their ankles. It had a glowing green abdomen and eyes, and a mane of spines for sensing things as its many arms worked at the console. As though detecting the cadet, the spines perked up.

The thing freezes before turning to the astronaut, completely silent. Before Randy could say anything, he was snagged up by the thing’s tail and held close to its face.” Uh- hello..?” Randy spoke. Its eyes widened with a somewhat worried expression, probably from getting caught messing with the ship’s machinery.  Before Randy could question the alien about who they are or what they were doing, their jaws opened as a tongue made contact with Randy’s helmet glass. It licked the helmet as if prepping him for something. He quickly found out what he was prepped for as it stuffed him in its mouth head-first. The alien’s esophagus molded around Randy’s head as he was pushed further and further down. Randy struggled but was quick to give up as his descent down the slimy passage didn’t slow whatsoever, so struggling was just a waste of energy. He was forcefully plopped into the alien’s compact stomach, squished against the softly glowing walls of their tummy. The innards of the being lightly bubbling as the alien sighed, turning back to the console it was tampering with once before as if nothing happened, just now with their lower set of arms occupied with rubbing it’s now full stomach.

Randy sat in the pit of the alien’s stomach in silence before pulling out his tablet, updating his current status to incapacitated on the system before sighing. He put away the tablet and leaned up against one of the walls of the stomach, “ I’m gonna be in here for a while, huh.” He grumbled to himself, feeling the slimy interior groan around him. Gross.

A few hours later, the alien finally stopped, seemingly stopped whatever it was doing, pleased with whatever it figured out. It stretched a little before laying down on the metallic floors of the ship and sighed contently as it was lulled to sleep by the faint groans of its own stomach as it held their temporary passenger.

Soon Randy awoke on the cold floors of the research storage, covered in a layer of thin slime that made his skin mildly tingle even through his space suit. He huffed and stood before checking his database. Everything seemed to be normal till he realized a large portion of the physical samples were missing. Months of proof, missing within hours, great. He sighed and walked his way back into his office before taking a seat with a deep groan, “ I should’ve been a janitor.”

The end.

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I may drawn the silly alien freak at some point.. darn rock stealer..

[dollivication]

Some knight Nero and V because uh they deserve it I don't give em enough love

Knight Nero who can't help but think you're so cute with the way you're tearing up and thanking him so profusely, gets a lil bricked hearing how thankful you are for him

Knight V who's also insanely touchy, but a lot more gentle than Dante, as if you're a little doll. Thinks ur just the cutest thing. Can't wait to fuck you silly the way he's been thinking of, once he gets you home he will.

More knight Dante and Vergil because they my favs.....s.s.s

Knight Dante who's almost sadistic with the way he takes you, reveling in your begging him to stop it and get off. Someone so small trying to order him around was just too funny. Gives you as many orgasms as he can, till it's dripping out of you the whole way home. Says your name like it's a prayer.

Knight Vergil ravishes you with such skill it's a little scary. Takes his time stripping you (dante would just lift your skirt a little) likes the bare skin to skin feeling of it all. Gentler than Dante, but definitely not nice. Cums all over you, cleans you up just enough to take you home, a few remains here and there on your body and face. 🌀

IMGIFGKING I NEED THEN SO BAD…

nero is just so shy abt what he’s feeling! he wants to fuck then but doesn’t wanna hurt the prince/princess..! at least not until his cock is all the way inside of them, hugging it soso tightly that it makes him go absolutely stupid. please forgive him for thrusting into you so fast! he just can’t help himself </3

v i think is far gentler than the rest of the knights.. don’t get him wrong, he’s gonna fuck u until ur head is swirling, but he’s gonna do it in a way that he makes sure you get so hung up on him and his touches that you’ll end up begging for more ૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა hthejehh

dante is CRUEL. THE WORST ONE OUT OF THEM!! he’ll mock you as he forces his dick deeper and deeper into u, claiming that u wanted it just as much as he did, so there’s no going back now. that’s why yu were thanking him, no? looking at him so cutely? cmon, you were just begging to be stuffed with his cum!! there’s no way he’s gonna pull out when your body is just sucking him in! >.<

knight vergil def falls right under dante in cruelty.. he’s not going to exactly bruise your skin like dante—it’s way too pretty for that—but he’s not going not coat you in cum. you’ll look even better that way! he’ll fuck you until you’re a quivering mess, words faltering all whilst his furrowed brows never revealed a hint of emotion. what was he thinking? you couldn’t tell. especially because you were just sooo exhausted (◞‸◟) just let him wipe the mess off! he’ll get another chance to rough you up once you two go back home anyways <33

[yuttikkele]

hhghrrrr gggrgrrrgggrrr your dove desing ggrghrrrrr gghr.....s.s.s....... foaming at the mouth growling i loev her

DAVE HYPHEN INSUFFERABLE APPROVED!!!!

thank you very much. i admit, she is quite fun to draw. the most difficult part is making her hair look just soft enough each time!

[just-dreaming-marvel]

s.s.s. drabbles ~ Determined #1

MAIN MASTERLIST

Character(s) / Pairing: RDJ!Sherlock Holmes x Reader

Word Count: 69ish

Notes: This is is for @mostly-marvel-musings six sentence sunday challenge! Hope you enjoy!

His heart was controlling his feet more than his brain was.

That was unusual for the man who seemed to have no emotions.

But this was you.

He entered the room to find you standing by the fireplace, looking as lovely as ever.

“Sherlock?” you questioned as you turned to face him.

His heart controlled his feet once again, guiding him to you and colliding his lips with yours.

[magixfairyix]

Winx Club Incorrect Quotes

From my self-indulgent chatfic that takes place after my fanfiction S.S.S. so when all of them get along.

Iorda is my OC.

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Iorda: DARCY OMFG YOU LITTLE SHIT

Darcy: Yeah yeah stfu

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Icy: No, like, I still like men. Men are hot. But Bloom is also hot. I know that sounds like a pun, but that isn't

Stormy: I mean, you could be bi, or pan, or omni. etc. There are a lot of things that would explain why you find Bloom of all people hot

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Iorda: STORMY HELP ME SHE'S GETTING CLOSER IMA DIE! STOP YOUR CRAZY SISTER FROM MURDERING ME PLEASE I WILL OWE YOU!

Stormy: You're in the coven. She's your crazy sister now. Have fun ;)

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Stormy: Okay, let's get to work witches and bitches

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The Squad watching Frozen

Stormy: Aw shit, bye bye Anna

Flora: No! She can't die yet! ;0;

Aisha: I think she is...

Tecna: If she dies I'll help you sue whoever made this

Bloom: Disney

Icy: They sound like asswholes

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Tecna: But here is the real question, Icy:

Icy: Yes...?

Tecna Did the cold bother you anyway?

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The Squad watching Raya and the Last Dragon

Flora: Aw the little TukTuk <3

Aisha: I WANNA SQUISH IT SO BAD

Icy: You'll kill it!

Aisha: *gently

Darcy: Proceeds to gently kill the TukTuk

Aisha: You know what I mean!

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Stormy and Flora smiled at the exchange before looking at each other, making expressions and hand gestures that conveyed that they both knew.

They both know the two fuckers were gay.

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Stormy: OH! Do you, by any chance, have a little... >:)

Darcy: Say crush and I forcefully assist you in shedding your skin 

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Stormy: ... do you seriously think if you got into a romantic relationship with Iorda that you'd hurt her?

Darcy: Yeah, of course. What else would happen?

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"Glad I'm corrupting you so well," Darcy teased and decided to retaliate because them and Iorda banter on the daily. This wasn't any different, right? "Sweetheart."

Iorda coughed on air because one thing she hadn't learned from Darcy was how to have an excellent poker face. She wasn't expecting that comment, and holy shit her brain wasn't functioning she was too gay for this. If she had a pillow she would scream in it.

"Shut up," Iorda said, laughing under her breath and trying to calm herself down. Darcy cackled, throwing her head back, and Iorda looked back at the group awhile in front of her. "MUSA I'M GETTING VERBALLY ABUSED!"

Barely Iorda could see Musa look back at them. "GOOD! YOU PROBABLY ENJOY IT!"

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Icy: I'm up for it. Also excited to see Bloom's type~

Bloom: =0o0=

Darcy: Simp

Iorda: wHeRe dId yOu lEaRn ThAt wOrD DaMmIT???

Musa: Bloom

Icy: Wait, what does that word mean?

Darcy: It means Bloom would like you to step on her

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Iorda: As one would say on Earth...

Icy: Not again -_-

Iorda: "Villan women."

Darcy: You have problems you know that right?

Iorda: Yeah, nO sHiT

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Musa: DO IT NO BALLS

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[oldshowbiz]

The S.S.S.

[sunnyartsstudio]

Loid Forger: “Aha! As I instantly suspected from learning of his civil service job and from very specific, small clues I gathered from a couple sentences he used in his first conversation with me, I have figured out that Yuri is, in fact, S.S.S.!” 

Also Loid Forger: “Yor could destroy me with a flick of her pinky finger. Who knew city hall workers were so fit?”