#Run Bernie Run

[ungoliantschilde]

Captain Sternn: Running Out of Time, Vol. 1 # 2, by Bernie Wrightson.

[icantalk710]

Zohran won (first-round 9pt lead notwithstanding) Zohran won (first-round 9pt lead notwithstanding) Zohran won--

[tomoleary]

Bernie Wrightson Captain Sternn: Running Out of Time #1 Cover Original Art (Kitchen Sink Press, 1993) Source

[saturday-byte]

Encounter

Bernie belongs to @ramenwithbroccoli

[thebreakfastgenie]

Also for what it's worth I've never discouraged the creation of a farther left party in the US either. I believe I've even said in the past that the Green Party is a disaster and if you want to build an alternative party you have to do it from the ground up. I have no illusions about a farther left party gaining any kind of traction at the national level, but local politics is a lot more flexible.

The only viable role for a leftist party in the US right now is a local/state party in deep blue states that would have candidates run as Democrats if they ran for federal office. Democrats will have different opinions on that which is fine, personally I'm chill with that as long as they treat Democrats as respected coalition partners and aren't assholes about it. I think that's kind of what the DSA was supposed to be? It feels like every attempt at this dissolves into an internal mess because *jazz hands* the American left but it doesn't have to be that way.

I'm not going to personally put the effort in to do this, I'm fine voting for Democrats, but if I had a choice between a Democrat and some leftist party for a local office I'd consider both candidates. That's basically what I do now anyway except they're all officially Democrats and I do it in the primaries.

[chappell-roans]

cory booker's protest has gone on for 18 hours and counting. booker, where the hell you been loca??

[chipmunkweirdo]

Teaser art from the next upcoming mini tale! It’s a parody of Weekend At Bernie’s but inspired by the Drake and Josh episode titled Little Diva.

The plot is that Brittany knocks Alvin unconscious by hitting him with his own car. She and Eleanor must find a way to puppet the unconscious Alvin through their next concert without anyone discovering what happened.

It’s laugh out loud fun with a Halloweeny vibe that you don’t wanna miss!

[l8tof1]

crofty and bernie collins saying ferrari will be happiest after testing because of how well things have gone? 🤨

[symurgist]

one of my favorite forms of enrichment on this website is when i see a certain specific flavor of post without much context and i get to try to guess if it was originally intended as whump or kink

[punxsutawneyfilth]

2 newly added tuxedo guppies 2 surviving mystery snails and 10 ghost shrimp on the way for da turtle tank 💯

[stand-up-gifs]

Over the years, I've had many theories about why the left has not gotten farther electorally in the US this past decade. It's the lack of money, tendency to split, yada yada yada.

But watching Bernie and AOC chain themselves to a genocide enabling, dementia ridden, hugely unpopular president who is very clearly NOT getting another term at this point has led me to a new theory.

The US left has failed electorally because all our electeds are kinda dumb.

[tomoleary]

Bernie Wrightson Captain Sternn: Running Out of Time #5 (1994) Source

[yellowocaballero]

I am politely begging you to recruit Bernadetta in Headstone.

I can’t handle my purple baby being deep fried in 2 different stories…

Headstone is going to be the right story for you :) ! It is a story about a Byleth who tries to save everybody. Bernie absolutely lives her best life in that fic, as does literally everybody. Except Claude, who is nonstop suffering.

Unfortunately, I did feel as if I had to kill off a significant amount of the Black Eagles in Weekenders (sorry, Caspar!) - I needed Byleth's decision to prioritize the BL's survival to have stakes. Byleth chose their safety over their sanity, and she chose their lives over the BE's. Weekenders isn't a story that saves everybody, sadly, but Byleth did do her best.

The surviving Weekenders Black Eagles are Ferdinand, who was badly wounded by Byleth; Linhardt, who surrendered and became a POW quickly; and Dorothea, who Petra spared. They go on to live long lives after the story. Dorothea becomes a travelling opera star and sings in a lot of low-key digs at Fargus lol, Linhardt gets operation paperclipped and mostly spends his life listening to Ferdinand brag about his son and doing his crest research, and Ferdinand becomes the Duke of the Adrestian Territory. He has a son who is a main character in a lot of the future fic. Derrick is constantly going through it, at all times, always.

I debated it, but I did eventually decide that all of the GD made it. Claude becomes King of Almyra and Petra marries one of his half-sisters, successfully besting him in their long battle of wills and ensnaring him legally into the cult. He never marries, but he does adopt a random street urchin and appoints her heir because he thinks it'll be funny. It's fucking hilarious.

[chiropteracupola]

do you think the good mr cornwell sometimes stares at his desk with a desolate expression, lukewarm cup of coffee in hand, thinking 'there I go... ol' bernard writing about sharpe again... like always...' and bursts into manly tears of creative burn-out

this happens on a weekly basis at the very least, I believe, and he does this on his boat which he's bought with his sharpe money

[korrolrezni]

And now Maxine is crying, and Sam is giving her company in doing just that.

And of course New Canton is also under fucking attack!

*Inhales* I miss Sara.

[homosekularnost]

ooof i know hes just an easier target for my anger than like. the entire zionist project but watching andrew "if youre not making the right people uncomfortable you might be wasting your time as an artist" "swan upon leda, empire upon jerusalem" "jackboot only jumps down on people standing up" "i could cry power" "(second verse of be)" "preachy musician" hozier-byrne grow vague and lukewarm in his support of palestine as the people of gaza are begging us to speak up is. something!!!!