#Ruby the mom

[143aina]

Ruby is the dominant one in the relationship. Always. Whitney and Alex's dominance is zero.

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

[konnfusion]

hey so not only is Gabriel Woolf the Classic Who voice of Sutekh (very cool to have him back!), but he also voiced The Beast in "The Impossible Planet"/"The Satan Pit".

Ruby's mom called the creature The Beast.

[vampir-el]

where did ruby's mom get this cloak 😭😭

[chikorra]

'I'll be who you were and I'll be even more.'

[Practice with reference - Mother & Daughter photography by justinveenema]

[catofthebarricades]

what I love about rtd’s storytelling is how much emphasis is placed on the family and neighborhood

[slugbug444]

Susan meeting 15

[143aina]

FUCKING KYLAR

oh re the fucking my and the gang attacked the farm, obv then ruby goes to defend it. she protected the farm succesfully, alex only picked one goon off, then when I was putting her original clothes back on, sHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR IN HER WARDROBE. THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE(lovingly) RAN TO THE FARM, TOOK THE PANTIES, AND RAN BACK TO TOWN. the next time ruby goes to town she will fucking beat his ass

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

crack theory number two: Jack Harkness is Ruby Sunday's father. Mother. Whatever. We know he can get pregnant, it's canon, 51st century biology and all. Who's the dad? Eh, fuck it, insert your choice of randos here. The Doctor's her dad and/or stepdad. Rogue's her other stepdad. Rose and River can both be stepmoms by proxy. LOVE WINS.

[redheartedtramp]

RWBY: Where everything is the same except with 1 small change...

Bake: Wait, Xiao Long? As in 'Taiyang Xiao Long'?

Yang: Yup, there's our old man!

Blake: So, you're mother is Summer Rose?!

Yang: Not...not quite.

Ruby: See, Summer is technically my Mama...well, both of our Mama, but she's the one who gave birth to me.

Weiss: Wait, so who is Yang's.

Ruby: Dad's first wife~

Yang: Ruby, shut up!

Blake: I'm confused...who is your mom, Yang?

Ruby: Oh, you'll see soon enough.

Yang: Ruby, I said-

A portal then opens up in Team RWBY's room.

Yang: Oh no...

Raven Branwen then jumps out of the portal.

Raven: Hi, sweeties! How is your first day of Beacon Going? Are you okay? Are you eating well? Yang, stop slouching.

Yang: MOM! I'm not Slouching!

Raven: Yes you are! You're gonna become a shrimp sitting like that!

Ruby: Hi Mom.

Raven: Ruby! *ruffles her hair* I heard you were made Team Leader. I'm so proud of you! I can't believe you got into Beacon early!

Blake: ...Are...are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Weiss: Raven Branwen, one of Beacon's top students and one of the deadliest women alive, just teleported into our room and is apparently Yang's birth mother and her and Ruby call her 'Mom'.

Blake: Yeah, okay, just making sure I haven't hit my head.

[lifeisheart]

Rubirose 🌹 momma Rose 🌹

[brokentrafficknight]

Now have rusted knight Jaune be bullied by a cabal of redheads

So it turns out this show has a lotta redheads

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *knocks at team Jnr's door*

Jaune: *opens* Oh hey Ruby, what brings you here?

Ruby: Nora said she wanted to talk to me

Jaune: Oh right, come on in

She enters as Jaune closes the door, only to see Nora sitting in a chair, with her legs crossed and blowing bubbles out of a smoking pipe. Jaune sat beside her and continued making a crochet of an unfinished scarf.

Nora: So, you're the missy that wants to date my little Oscar?

Ruby: Nora, what are you-

Nora: Shush *blows bubbles* I will be the one talking here

*For better or worse, I ran out of ideas*

*Continue if you want*

[the-patrex]

I have seen a LOT of discourse about the finale so here is my final opinion on it: I Liked it I thought it was Very Bad

[cringecompanionapologist]

Good Twist: You assumed this character's parents were important purely based on them being a main character, but it turns out they're totally normal.

Bad Twist: You assumed this character's parents were important because reality was warping around it and literal gods were wondering wtf, but it turns out they're somehow totally normal, despite all of that.

[novankenn]

Familial Interference...

Glynda Goodwitch was racing through the Emerald Forest, with one unconscious Jaune Arc slung over her shoulder.

Pyrrha: (Yelling) Get back here with our man you cradle robbing cougar!!!

Glynda: (Yelling) He's my nephew you psychos!

Ruby : (Yelling) That just makes your attraction to him that much more worse!

Glynda: (Yelling) I am not attracted to Jaune! He's my nephew and DESPITE what his mother thinks... I am NOT letting any of you touch him!

Penny: (Yelling) But we are mother approved and insemination ready!

Glynda: (Yelling) You all need to be medicated!

Nora: (Yelling) Here's NORA!

Glynda tosses Jaune into the air, does a handstand flip off of Nora's magnhlid, catches Jaune, and continues racing deeper into the forest, as Nora's hammer shatters a tree upon impact.

Nora: Whoa... that was so cool!

Glynda kept pushing herself, she knew the only chance Jaune's chastity had was if she could get through the mountains, to the coast.

Glynda: Damn you Jasmine! Damn you demented baby crazy woman!

Pyrrha: (Yelling) Hag! Give us...

Glynda: (Yelling) I am NOT... HEY, get back here with my nephew!!

Ruby took off in a explosion of rose petals.

Back at Beacon... in the Headmaster's Office...

Jasmine Arc: (watching it all through a crystal ball on Ozpin's desk) That's it girls! That's it! Give me strawberry blond cuties to spoil! Give them all to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Port, Oobleck and Ozpin all sat in the furthest away corner visibly cowering in fear.

Jasmine Arc: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!