#Ruby the mom
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FUCKING KYLAR
oh re the fucking my and the gang attacked the farm, obv then ruby goes to defend it. she protected the farm succesfully, alex only picked one goon off, then when I was putting her original clothes back on, sHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR IN HER WARDROBE. THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE(lovingly) RAN TO THE FARM, TOOK THE PANTIES, AND RAN BACK TO TOWN. the next time ruby goes to town she will fucking beat his ass
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vague-posting about this here cuz i don't feel comfortable yapping about my su takes on twitter, but after everything that's happened the most interesting thing about the su fandom to me is that so many are 100% there for applying the "everyone can change and deserves a second chance" message to everyone, even the diamonds. except for one ☝️ she doesn't count. cuz she's dead.
#personal#very extremely delete later#ok cutting the vague post this is about a “whose the worst cartoon mom” twt post with pink diamond in the running#and a bunch of people pointing at her. the woman who died in childbirth and never got to meet her child. and she's literally next to#mother gothel. the baby kidnapper who kidnapped a baby#i'm always gonna be a pink diamond nuancepilled defender. she was a shitty entitled teen who grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth#then got self-radicalized and rebelled for both selfish AND selfless reasons#“this show is great because everyone makes mistakes and learns from them. except the pink one. she's bad and dead forever.”#anyways this is a crit towards the fandom not the show#“she had steven so she could selfishly escape her mistakes and put all her burdens on her child” or she wanted a child#“she abandoned her family” or she died during childbirth#“she started a war that got thousands of gems killed and mutilated” and if she hadn't nobody on earth would exist#the fact that some fans are more willing to jump to white diamond’s defense when talking about her reformation and redemption#white diamond—the architect and supreme ruler of a 10000+ year old fascist empire—has 10000% done worse more unforgivable things than pink#guys even blue diamond has shattered gems before. like not just kill them but permanently split their souls into pieces.#ruby called her a “SHATTERER.” she was INFAMOUS for murdering people. pink never shattered anyone#for fans of a show that explicitly says nobody's truly a villain you guys sure do want a villain really badly#anyways “we need more compelx female characters y'all couldn't even handle rose quartz” etc. etc. etc.
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#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition
#dwedit#doctor who#mrs flood#fifteenth doctor#the master#jacobi!master#tenth doctor#jack harkness#martha jones#twelfth doctor#ninth doctor#*#okay here is my argument: mrs flood IS a time lord but her presence here has nothing to do with the doctor#instead she's here because of ruby. she's seemingly part of/related to the pantheon of discord & we know that ruby is connected to them too#so i think that she was deliberately placed as ruby's neighbor by the pantheon/oldest one/ruby's mom/? in order to watch over her#it also explains why she was there to check on ruby in 1.04. once she realizes she's on the phone w carla she says 'nothing to do with me'#and she leaves. which implies that it COULD have had something to do with her. if it had been something else going on#ANYWAY. to get to the time lordness of it all. rn i personally believe that she's a time lord that's been hiding on earth for 50+ years#bc i don't think she recognized the police box as a tardis initially. that first quote should be taken at face value.#instead picture this: she's watching over ruby as per usual. a police box is there - weird but nbd. then it dematerializes in front of her.#she drops her groceries. she's shocked. she kinda looks scared. if she already knew it was a tardis why would she react like that?#so imo she knows OF tardises. she DIDN'T know the police box was one. and she's worried the time lords have found her hence the fear.#but when nothing happens and nobody comes at her she realizes she's still safe#later when she sees the doctor she realizes the tardis is his/he must be a time lord. he doesn't identify her but that's happened before#so then when she asks him who he is i think what she's actually asking for is his title. WHICH time lord are you.#bc lbr if she knows abt tardises then she knows about time lords and if she knows abt time lords she knows what it means for ruby#to be joining him - and that's why she wishes ruby good luck. meanwhile this is clearly the outcome she WANTS (them to be together)#bc she gets visibly upset when the doctor seems to decide to leave without ruby.#and for once i'm not master clowning bc the list of names the doctor gives out is VERY interesting. some of them we've never heard before:#the bishop; the conquistador; later he adds the pedant and sagi-shi and reiterates the bishop AGAIN. so i wonder if she's the bishop.....
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hey so not only is Gabriel Woolf the Classic Who voice of Sutekh (very cool to have him back!), but he also voiced The Beast in "The Impossible Planet"/"The Satan Pit".
Ruby's mom called the creature The Beast.
#dw spoilers#text#kelsey watches dw#i'm screaming it's fine it's fine it's FINE#doctor who#sorry to everyone reblogging the original with the mistyping#I typed Carla's name then added 's mom without thinking slkfjsdklf#I MEANT RUBY'S MOM CARLA
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where did ruby's mom get this cloak 😭😭
#rubys mom had a halloween store cloak and a dream#ruby sunday#empire of death#dw#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#fifteenth doctor
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what I love about rtd’s storytelling is how much emphasis is placed on the family and neighborhood
#the goblin plot was mid to me but fortunately the episode focused so much more on establishing the home base for ruby and I love that#I love the mom and grandma so much already#and we can all agree the neighbor is sus#doctor who#dw spoilers#the church on ruby road
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The more I think about Carla the worse it all feels. RTD did a Racism For Idiots episode and that's cool, but did anyone look over the optics of not only Ruby calling her bio mom her "real" mom in front of Carla, but sitting next to her instead of between her two moms (as in, near Carla)? How many people looked at the part where Carla without Ruby states that she only keeps kids for the money and went "hmm yeah that seems fine," like. I've watched enough British TV to know there's a huge fucking blind spot with them as a whole re racism, especially with regard to black people, but what the fuck. It tastes nasty. And it could have been solved so, so easily by acknowledging - reinforcing - that Carla is Ruby's mother. A large portion of the time we got with Carla wasn't even real, and those times were super shitty.
#Oh yeah and can't forget rtd's shitty track record with racism in the first damn place#There was a lot to love about this season dgmw#But specifically Carla - come on#dw spoilers#Doctor who spoilers#There was that one really sweet scene where 15 said they couldn't go see ruby's mum and she said yes we can#And went to Carla#It was genuinely good but the overall show did not support Carla at all#To the point that her graciousness at meeting ruby's bio mom and sharing pictures#Felt almost like it was going against her own interests#It's frustrating#I don't want this on main in case it goes anywhere#The notes would be a nightmare
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crack theory number two: Jack Harkness is Ruby Sunday's father. Mother. Whatever. We know he can get pregnant, it's canon, 51st century biology and all. Who's the dad? Eh, fuck it, insert your choice of randos here. The Doctor's her dad and/or stepdad. Rogue's her other stepdad. Rose and River can both be stepmoms by proxy. LOVE WINS.
#jack harkness#captain jack harkness#ruby sunday#listen craving jack harkness#why did rogue exist? so the tv show could show ruby the kind of relationship her dad had with the Doctor#rose tyler#river song#listen screw the who's ruby's mom theories#mine is the one that makes sense#listen i have no hope for rtd's plot twist being satisfying#rogue#doctor who#HERE'S HOW DOCTORJACK CAN STILL WIN#jack harkness x the doctor#doctorjack#here's how she's a member of the pantheon#fixed point ruby why not
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RWBY: Where everything is the same except with 1 small change...
Bake: Wait, Xiao Long? As in 'Taiyang Xiao Long'?
Yang: Yup, there's our old man!
Blake: So, you're mother is Summer Rose?!
Yang: Not...not quite.
Ruby: See, Summer is technically my Mama...well, both of our Mama, but she's the one who gave birth to me.
Weiss: Wait, so who is Yang's.
Ruby: Dad's first wife~
Yang: Ruby, shut up!
Blake: I'm confused...who is your mom, Yang?
Ruby: Oh, you'll see soon enough.
Yang: Ruby, I said-
A portal then opens up in Team RWBY's room.
Yang: Oh no...
Raven Branwen then jumps out of the portal.
Raven: Hi, sweeties! How is your first day of Beacon Going? Are you okay? Are you eating well? Yang, stop slouching.
Yang: MOM! I'm not Slouching!
Raven: Yes you are! You're gonna become a shrimp sitting like that!
Ruby: Hi Mom.
Raven: Ruby! *ruffles her hair* I heard you were made Team Leader. I'm so proud of you! I can't believe you got into Beacon early!
Blake: ...Are...are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Weiss: Raven Branwen, one of Beacon's top students and one of the deadliest women alive, just teleported into our room and is apparently Yang's birth mother and her and Ruby call her 'Mom'.
Blake: Yeah, okay, just making sure I haven't hit my head.
#Mom!Raven AU#Raven Branwen#RWBY#RWBY Shitpost#Ruby Rose#Yang Xiao Long#Weiss Schnee#Blake Belladonna
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Susan meeting 15
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I want to imagine Ruby could stop Bailey. And she could. I want to imagine her becoming a new caretaker and not charging the orphans anything, and helping them survive in the cruel world
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Now have rusted knight Jaune be bullied by a cabal of redheads
So it turns out this show has a lotta redheads
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#nora valkyrie#summer rose#neon katt#mama nikos#pyrrha's mom#roman torchwick#eve taurus#may zedong#penny polendina#carmine esclados#knight of red#rwby shitpost#knightlife#lancaster#arkos#summer knight#dapper dancers#arcshot#matador#arculus rift#nora's arc#golden knights
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I have seen a LOT of discourse about the finale so here is my final opinion on it: I Liked it I thought it was Very Bad
#shut up patrex#it made no sense at times the resolution was bad#but also: i dont care it was bad I had fun i like that Ruby is not an Important FigureTM it worked for me a lot#the real mom thing was trash but since rtd apparently already said Ruby was Wrong when she said that sure im willing#to give that plot its time#the ms floods thing lmao I love we still dont know actually! Keep us bitches guessing#I had FUN!!!!!!#Memory TARDIS is a Banger Mel was awesome 15 MY BABY 1555555 my princess with a disorder!!!#the only real COMPLAINS I have now and they are actually a rtd2 problem#is the militarization without any push back or criticism of UNIT and russy for the love of god let new people write episodes#<- this coming from someone that really likes rtd and moffat#Must Doctor Who be Good? Isnt it enough that Im having fun?
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Good Twist: You assumed this character's parents were important purely based on them being a main character, but it turns out they're totally normal.
Bad Twist: You assumed this character's parents were important because reality was warping around it and literal gods were wondering wtf, but it turns out they're somehow totally normal, despite all of that.
#doctor who#ruby sunday#empire of death#if you don't know who your mom is it makes it snow i guess#i know the supernatural is involved in a lot of this season but it doesn't quite work here
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Familial Interference...
Glynda Goodwitch was racing through the Emerald Forest, with one unconscious Jaune Arc slung over her shoulder.
Pyrrha: (Yelling) Get back here with our man you cradle robbing cougar!!!
Glynda: (Yelling) He's my nephew you psychos!
Ruby : (Yelling) That just makes your attraction to him that much more worse!
Glynda: (Yelling) I am not attracted to Jaune! He's my nephew and DESPITE what his mother thinks... I am NOT letting any of you touch him!
Penny: (Yelling) But we are mother approved and insemination ready!
Glynda: (Yelling) You all need to be medicated!
Nora: (Yelling) Here's NORA!
Glynda tosses Jaune into the air, does a handstand flip off of Nora's magnhlid, catches Jaune, and continues racing deeper into the forest, as Nora's hammer shatters a tree upon impact.
Nora: Whoa... that was so cool!
Glynda kept pushing herself, she knew the only chance Jaune's chastity had was if she could get through the mountains, to the coast.
Glynda: Damn you Jasmine! Damn you demented baby crazy woman!
Pyrrha: (Yelling) Hag! Give us...
Glynda: (Yelling) I am NOT... HEY, get back here with my nephew!!
Ruby took off in a explosion of rose petals.
Back at Beacon... in the Headmaster's Office...
Jasmine Arc: (watching it all through a crystal ball on Ozpin's desk) That's it girls! That's it! Give me strawberry blond cuties to spoil! Give them all to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Port, Oobleck and Ozpin all sat in the furthest away corner visibly cowering in fear.
Jasmine Arc: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#nora valkyrie#penny polendina#glynda goodwitch#jaune arc's mom
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Italian scale
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