#Rose Statham

[oceanusborealis]

How to Make Gravy Review: A Deep Dive into Generational Trauma

TL;DR – I was not sure what to expect with this film going, but a deep exploration of generational trauma was the surprise that the film needed, that and gravy. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rating: 4 out of 5. Post-Credit Scene – There is no post-credit scene.Disclosure – I paid for the Binge service that viewed this film.Warning – Contains scenes that may cause distress. How to Make Gravy Review – One of the many…

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[texaschainsawmascara]

Rosie Huntington Whiteley & Jason Statham

[albaharu]

this movie was when I fell in love with Melissa McCarthy 

[flufflecat]

remembering the time that I listened to so much rusty quill gaming in such a short timeframe that my internal monologue was narrated by alexander j newall for like 2 weeks straight

[coulsonlives]

This movie is so funny, I can't believe I never saw it until now

[cinema-hallucinations]

Prompt: generate a movie concept for a sequel to the 2015 movie Spy with Melissa McCarthy, Rose Byrne, Miranda Hart and Jason Statham all reprising their roles. The film is set several years after Susan's success in the field. Despite her flawless record, she still gets assigned humiliating covert identities and embarrassing spy equipment. This time, she has to break the most unlikely ally out of prison: Rayna Boyanova, who Susan arrested in the climax of the first movie.

Title: Spy Intervention: Unlikely Partners

Logline: Susan Cooper, the world's most underestimated spy, is back! But this time, she's on a mission unlike any other – to team up with her nemesis, the glamorous supervillain Rayna Boyanova, in a hilarious and action-packed prison break.

Characters:

Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy): Several years after her success as a field agent, Susan remains stuck with embarrassing disguises and outdated gadgets. Despite her proven skills, she's still underestimated by the agency.

Rayna Boyanova (Rose Byrne): Now a glamorous inmate with a killer sense of style even behind bars, Rayna becomes Susan's unlikely partner in a daring escape. She has a hidden agenda, of course.

Nancy Artingstall (Miranda Hart): Susan's best friend and tech expert at the agency. Nancy struggles to provide decent support as Susan and Rayna embark on their outlandish mission.

Rick Ford (Jason Statham): Still as incompetent despite his façade of cool competence, Rick finds himself pulled into the chaos alongside Susan (much to his annoyance).

Plot:

Susan Cooper has become a legend at the CIA, but her reputation hasn't translated into better assignments. She's tasked with retrieving a vital piece of technology from a high-security prison, a mission requiring top-tier skills. However, the agency, as usual, throws her a curveball.

Instead of sending in a team of elite operatives, they assign Susan to break out the one person with the knowledge to access the technology – Rayna Boyanova. Susan, who accurately assumes that Rayna holds a grudge, is less than thrilled.

Rayna, despite being imprisoned, appears to be living the high life behind bars (think designer prison uniforms and a suspiciously well-equipped cell). She agrees to help, but only if Susan assists in her own grand escape.

Forced into an uneasy alliance, Susan and Rayna embark on a hilarious prison break that utilizes Susan's ingenuity and Rayna's criminal mastermind skills. They must navigate a series of ridiculous obstacles, including a bumbling warden obsessed with prison reform programs (think mandatory yoga sessions and group therapy circles), a team of incompetent prison guards, and Susan's outdated disguise kit (think a grandma disguise that's more conspicuous than convincing).

Through their mismatched teamwork, Susan and Rayna slowly develop a grudging respect for each other. The climax sees them facing off against a rival spy organization that also desires the technology. Susan and Rayna use their combined talents, along with some unexpected help from Rick Ford (who gets dragged into the mess by Nancy), to achieve their escape and secure the technology for the good guys (mostly).

Humor:

The clash between Susan's awkwardness and Rayna's glamorous villainy.

Susan's continued struggle with outdated spy gadgets and embarrassing disguises.

Visual gags based on the absurdity of prison life and the limitations of Susan's "resources."

The dynamic between Susan and Nancy, forced to improvise solutions on the fly.

Rick Ford's deadpan reactions to the escalating chaos.

Themes:

Finding an unlikely friend in your worst enemy.

The importance of teamwork, even with the most incompatible partners.

Breaking free from expectations and embracing your own unique skillset.

[spookytuesdaypod]

spooky tuesday is a (now not so new!) podcast where we’re breaking down all of our favorite slashers, thrillers, monster movies and black comedies on the new scariest day of the week.

don't go in the water, spookies — sharky oneweek is back with a vengeance. on our latest episode of spooky tuesday, we're doing some deep sea exploration with the meg (2018) to make sure we're ready for the upcoming sequel, but you might be surprised to discover how timely the first film actually is. with a cast that includes rainn wilson, li bingbing, ruby rose, and masi oka, this super-sized shark movie is exactly the kind of fun you're looking for. plus, it stars '90s music video vixen jason statham stripping down, showing feet, and uttering some classic action movie leading man lines, so really what more could you want?

give spooky tuesday a listen on apple podcasts, spotify, iheart radio, or stitcher

[creme-delacrem]

Rose HW & Jason Statham

[lovelytsunoda]

just like heaven // yuki tsunoda

summary: love is in the air at y/n’s cousins wedding, and it’s got yuki in a loving mood.

pairing: yuki tsunoda x female reader

warnings: 18+ smutty and romantic content :) sex in a library, semi-public sex, two fuckers who are so madly in love I’ve become jealous of my own writing, the library is full of bibles and religious text so does that mean this might be sacrilege? yuki may or may not have some sort of marriage related kink

the air smelled like roses and freshly cut grass, heavy with a feeling of love, and the hazy smoke coming from the fire pit at the head of the tent. a dance floor had been cleared out in the middle of the uneven grassy surface, a portable wooden floor laid out as a makeshift dance floor. it had clearly once been white, but had stained over the years.

yuki tsunoda sat at the groom's table, watching with a lovestruck gaze as his eyes found his girlfriend, who was dancing with her cousin in the middle of the floor. huey lewis and the news played from the bluetooth speaker in the corner, the bride circulating the room and speaking to relatives.

y/n and her cousin had been close once upon a time. they were only a year apart in age, and had both been babysat by their grandmother while their mothers worked. they fell out of touch a little as they got older, only seeing each other at major holidays, but when will had called y/n to announce that he had gotten engaged, y/n was over teh moon for him.

yuki thought she looked beautiful in the soft glow of the fairy lights, her red dress swirling around her thighs as she danced uninhibited, not worrying about how she appeared to the other wedding guests. her hair shone in the light, her smile radiant.

and yuki wondered if one day, perhaps he and y/n would be sharing a similar stage. except she would be wearing white, and they would have matching silver rings on their fingers.

as the song changed, yuki stepped away from teh table and towards the dancefloor, hoping to steal a moment with his lover as will scanned the tent for his wife.

"congratulations, will. give my best to claire as well, just in case i don't see her again before the evening ends." y/n said, giving her cousin a hug before he sauntered off to find claire.

yuki beamed at her, extending a hand. "may i have this dance, my fair maiden?"

"yes, you may." she smiled, wrapping her arms around yuki and tucking her body into his as they began to sway to the music.

in her heels, she was taller than him, in the same way that jason statham's wife towered over the actor. but yuki didn't mind. if anything, it made him swoon even more.

as they danced, his mind began to wander. what song would they have their first dance to? would it be that inxs song she liked? or would it be one direction, a callback to the girl who dreamed of her wedding but never thought it would come? what would they serve? a pasta bar, or a buffet line?

"whatcha' thinking about?" she hummed, forehead against his.

"us. you. forever." yuki sighed. "i want this to be us someday. all of it. the white dress, the speeches, the expensive food. surrounded by the people we love the most."

her heart softened, and she bit back a cry, feeling tears stinging the back of her eyes. weddings always did have a way of making her emotional.

"oh, yuki." she said softly, leaning in for a kiss. "i love you forever. when the time is right, and we can take the proper time to plan and to book a honeymoon. because you're it for me. all i want for the rest of my life. but i'm not in a rush."

"neither am i.” yuki smiled, kissing her knuckles. “I love you forever.”

the song ended, y/n easing back on her heels and wincing as she realized just how sore her feet were in her pale pink stilettos. she had prepared for this and packed a pair of thick-soled sandals in her tote bag, stowed gently underneath the grooms table.

back at the table, yuki helped her ease he sore feet out of their shoes, slipping a jacket around her shoulders as she slipped into her sandals. she kissed him on the cheek, wrapping the jacket tighter around her body as she rested her head on his shoulder.

it was hard not to feel giddy when surrounded by so much love. two years ago, she would have left the celebration feeling melancholia, tainted by the fear that she might never find her person. today, she hoped that she could hold on to the love she had, the feeling of safety and security that yuki brought her.

“you cold, love?” yuki asked, lips pressed against her forehead. “we can pop back inside the church for a moment to warm up if you want.”

“yeah, I need a minute of quiet, I think.” she agreed, kissing the underside of yukis jaw before reaching for her silver clutch purse.

yuki gently pulled her chair away from the table, taking her hand as she got to her feet. tucking his arm around her waist, he pulled her close as they ducked out of the white canvas party tent. she could feel the dewy grass on her feet, one hand holding her skirt away from the damp. her lovers hand dropped down her back, comfortingly running over her bum, and then her hip as they neared the low brick church building.

yn hadn’t been a church-goer in her youth, only attending for family functions, but she appreciated the generous plot of land that the religious institution rested on. it was a stunning view over the hill, peering into the entire valley below.

they slipped inside the church, y/n sighing contentedly as she gradually warmed to the inside temperature. yuki took her free hand, pulling her in for a kiss. she hummed against his lips, sighing against his body.

“come on, I want to show you something.” she laughed, practically dragging yuki behind her as she took off down the hallway. “I used to hide in here to get out of listening to sermons. especially when my cousins got baptized a few years ago, I got restless listening to the pastor talk so I went for a walk and stumbled upon this place.”

she tried the doorknob, delighted to find it unlocked as she pushed the door inwards. the door opened into a small library. the couple were surrounded by tall bookshelves filled with leather bound volumes of religious texts, the far wall filled with ornate stained glass windows, casting the wooden floor in varying colours as she sun started to fade from the sky.

“there are better books up top. there also used to be a rolling ladder in here but pastor frankie had to take it out after a choirboy fell off it and broke his arm trying to find a copy of miss chatterley's lover.”

"no shit." yuki chuckled, helping her out of the jacket draped over her shoulders. "this is quite the place."

"that it is." she laughed softly in return, reaching for the lapels of her lover's shirt. "come here."

still laughing, she pressed her lips to his, relaxing in his arms and letting herself fall into the kiss. she never had to be anything she wasn't with yuki. she trusted him more than she had ever trusted anybody else. he knew her inside and out, in mind and soul and in body. his lips were grounding against hers, pillowy soft and applying just the right amount of pressure against her own.

it was incredible how responsive she was to yuki's touch. she hadn't come in to the library with the intentions of having sex up against shelves of leather bound books, or sprawled out on the vintage wooden desk, yet as she sighed under his touch, she could feel her nerve endings crackling with life. she moaned into the kiss as his hand trailed up the slit in her dress to clutch at her thigh, and she was a goner. his lips trailed across her neck, his tongue darting out to kitten-lick at her pulse point and she felt her knees go weak.

"babe, in a church?"

yuki pulled away to look at her, his eyes soft and full of adoration. "you always said you wanted to be romanced in a library. i'm sure this isn't what you had in mind, but it's good enough for me. if you want it, of course."

she smiled, leaning in to kiss him. "don't stop now."

and he didn't. yuki backed her against the desk, pulling her legs up and around his waist. her sandals fell to the floor as his fingers fumbled clumsily with the zipper on the back of her dress. giggling softly, she pushed his hands away, pulling the stubborn zip down by herself before she guided his hands back towards her exposed breasts.

her thighs tingled with anticipation, and she could feel the wet spot on her lacy panties growing as yuki massaged her tender breasts, rolling her peaked nipples between his fingers, the pendant of her sliver necklace resting just above them.

"you're so beautiful." he whispered, scared that speaking any louder would ruin this magical moment they had created.

"you're not too bad yourself, handsome." she hummed, caressing his face.

she tilted her head up, kissing him again. harder this time, her tongue scraping against his lips, begging desperately for entrance as she pressed up against him, searching for friction to ease the ache between her thighs. it was awkward, given the seating arrangements in the library, but she managed to grind against his dress pants, one hand dropping from his neck to his cock as his lips parted enough to allow their tongues to touch.

she sighed breathily under his touch, yuki's hand gently caressing her bare thighs as he reached for her lacy white panties. gripping the edges of the table, she leveraged her weight to raise her hips, allowing her lover to peel the fabric away from her body. he slipped the panties into the pocket of his slacks before raising her knees and pressing kisses to her thighs.

"tell me what you want, my love. my tongue, my fingers, my cock. all of it is yours, just say the word." he rasped, running his thumb over her clit.

"that thing you do with your fingers." she hummed, canting her hips forward, trying to capture his slender fingers inside her dripping center. "you know the one."

"the one that makes you laugh, or the one that makes you scream?"

"both."

she gasped as his fingers slipped into her with little resistance, the driver scissoring both fingers, pushing up against her velvet-soft walls. she bit back a curse, tilting her head back and exposing her neck for him to kiss and suck at.

his lips were warm and soft as he peppered her skin with delicate, soft kisses, in contrast to the lightning-sharp way that he moved his fingers inside of her.

"fuck, that feels good." she breathed, digging her nails into his shoulders through the fabric of his dress shirt, breathing heavy as pants turned into moans.

the light from the stained glass window reflected over her skin, bathing her in the warm colors and contrasting shades created by the glass artwork. the sight took yuki's breath away, a part of him wondering if there was a way to capture that image and sear it into his brain forever. she looked positvely angelic, lips slightly parted, back arched in pleasure.

“that’s my girl. that’s my sexy fucking girl. are you going to come on my fingers, sweet girl?”

she gripped his arms, nodding furiously as she whined out a ‘yes’, grinding against his fingers as he pressed the heel of his hand against her clit.

“yuki, oh my god, shit.” she whined, burying her head in his neck.

his lips were soft against her hairline as he talked her through it, mumbling sweet nothings and dotting her sweaty skin with kisses as he finger-fucked her towards the edge.

“atta girl. I’ve got you, just breathe. my best girl. my perfect girl, coming so good for me.”

she sighed as she came, a breathy, whiny sound, fingers tightening around his biceps.

“you’re safe, I’ve got you. I’m not going anywhere.” yuki whispered, running a hand up and down her back. “you did so good, angel.”

she kissed him slowly, relishing in the feeling of his lips against hers. she smiled into the kiss, her hands exploring the expanse of muscle through his shirt.

her french-manicured nails found the buttons on his dress shirt, slowly popping them open. she kissed the warm skin on his chest as she went down, fingers moving towards the button on his pants.

“does my pretty baby want my dick?” yuki crooned, caressing her cheek as he looked down at her adoringly. “anything you want from me, just say the word.”

“babe, I always want your dick.” she smiled, taking him in her palm, stroking up and down his length. bathed in the light from the window, she thought he looked like a greek god.

she lined him up with her entrance, hiking both legs over his hips and allowing him to push himself inside of her. inch by inch, he slipped in slowly, his forehead resting against hers before he leaned in to kiss her, trading moans into each others mouths as he bottomed out.

he could die here and be happy, wrapped up in the woman he loved, her warm walls cushioning him on all sides. this overwhelming feeling of closeness. he started to move, thrusting slowly and interspersing the movements with swivels and grinds of the hips, rubbing against her soft, plushy walls, drawing every little whine and breath and pant from her lungs.

“oh god, baby, that’s incredible.” she tilted her hips forward, head rolling back as she tried to take him deeper.

one of her hands dropped to the table to support her body weight, the other tangling in yukis hair. she pulled gently, watching with pleasure as his eyes rolled back, a soft growl leaving his throat. in response, he thrusted harder, deeper.

“that’s my sweet girl. looking so fucking pretty with my rock-hard dick buried inside you. all fucking mine to worship. you know what I think about when I get off? our future. domestic things. picking out silverware, buying our forever house. you in a white dress, a big fucking diamond on your finger. you’re it for me.”

he was thrusting quicker now, pulling out almost halfway before slamming back in again, his hands gripping her thighs so tightly she worried there might be bruises. his eyes weee trained on her chest, captivated by the way her breasts bounced from the force.

“yes, yes.” she moaned, back arched as she kissed his neck, leaving a series of small hickeys in her wake. “fuck, I want everything with you, too.”

“yeah, you want me to make you my pretty perfect wife?”

“god, yes.” she was certain she was dripping onto the table, the room filled with laboured breathing and the wet sounds of yukis cock splitting her in half. “fuck, baby, I love you so much.”

the coil in her stomach was wound tighter than a wire, and she could feel that she was on the edge. any second now, she’d snap.

“fill me up.” she whined. “fucking make me yours.”

“want you to come first.” he rasped, dropping his hand to her sensitive clit. “love you so much, sweet girl. just let me make you feel so so good, okay?”

she kissed him again, fingers in his hair, then on his shoulders, searching for purchase as she hid her face in his broad chest. she always got shy when her orgasms approached. yuki found it endearing, and soft.

“I’ve got you pretty girl. come for me. just let go, make a pretty little mess on my dick.”

she came with a loud moan, feeling her legs go slack in her lovers grip as she rested all of her weight on him, her head nestled comfortably between shoulder and neck, his soft fingertips trailing up and down her thighs, his gentle voice reminding her to breathe through it.

“fuck, baby, I love you so much. I love you. I love you.” he repeated it like a chant as he reached his own climax, stuttering his words as he spilled inside her. “god, you’re so good to me.”

after a small moment to catch their breaths, yuki gently pulled out. she whined at the loss of contact, reading her whine for a contented sigh when yuki pressed a chaste kiss to her lips, gentle hands helping her readjust her dress.

“babe, I think I’m dripping on the table.” she admitted, red-faced and shy. “what did you do with my underwear?”

yuki grinned roguishly, dramatically producing the offending pair of panties from his pockets. “kept them nice and safe for you.”

“sure you did.” she laughed easing herself off the table, deliberately not looking at the mess she’d left behind.

while she redressed, yuki searched the pockets of his suit jacket for his red pocket square, u folding it and using the thin, expensive fabric to clean all evidence of their tryst off the hardwood.

“yuki, come on! not the pocket square!” she laughed, using her fingers to comb through her hair. “you’re so gross.”

“what else was I supposed to use?” he laughed, putting the square in his pocket and slipping the jacket over his shoulders. he pulled her in for a soft kiss, hands gently caressing her curves. “come on, let’s get back to the party.”

the pair stepped out of the library, linked arm in arm, content and sated as they turned to walk out of the church, and found themselves bumping headfirst into will and claire. judging by the lipstick stain on wills collar, and the flushed red of claire’s face, the happy couple had just snuck away to do the same.

“we never speak of this again.” will groaned, averting his eyes. “ever!”

[crownsofesha]

The Rose In the Garden painted by Lord Pnina Statham in 5560

The painting was commissioned by Prince Ofir of Tangstad as a gift to their spouse, Princess Katharina of Tangstad, after the birth of their eldest child, Prince Aviya.

"Once I held our child in my hands I was overcome with delight. My Katharina, a moment of bliss I shall hold forever. Not a moment I will forget. In my love for you I have never felt such devotion until that moment. I await that moment of glee once I feel it again. In my absence from you as I await the commands of Cousin Amram, I have commissioned a gift for you, from a favorite of ours. Lord Pnina has taken the challenge of painting my sentiments in the form of the flower language we have taken to hold with each other, I hope the book Rani sent has served you well in your studies, it shall hold flowers of fondness, hope, contentment, and everlasting devotion."

~ Prince Ofir, Duke of Tangstad in 5560 in a letter to Princess Katharina from the war front

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uttara bhadrapada is all about honing that cool crystal center within. ppl will find that in association with these natives “most” is the word you will often see next to their name and not always in a socially acceptable way. These natives leave behind gifts to humanity transcending the boundaries of good and evil.

‧₊˚✩彡 🙀

-losing people close to you

-inhumanism

-aliens

-synth

-being non pc

-extreme wealth and 💸💸💸💸💸

-reptilian beings (dragons, snakes,…)

-aquatic beings (mermaids)

-cold, frigid, aloofness, indifference, apathy

-loneliness, disconnect

-underworld

-fantasy

-collateral damage

-humanity

-secret societies

-control & restriction

-preservation

-creation

-evolution

-mysticism

-combat

-self-mastery/sovereign

-warrior

-reluctant leader

-burden

-deep space, the unknown

-twins

-blue/iridescent/chromatic/purple

-eccentricity

-cyberpunk

-conspiracy

-high technology

-destiny & fate

-neptune

-pluto

-Lakshmi

-ketu

-jupiter

-funeral

-inertia

-legacy

-skeletons in the closet

-boundless

-in plain sight

-contradiction

-transformation

-war

-cosmic rain

-drugs/psychedelics

-healers

-ouroboros

-fertility

-treasure

-stoners

-female cow

-plastic surgery

-victimhood

-delusion

-manipulation

-laziness

-the end

-transcendence

-the chosen one

-apex saturnino

-being ahead of your time/creating something timeless

-aristocracy

-anger

-doomsday

-out of touch

-dreams

-dissolution

-destruction

-innocence

-cunning

-isolation

-limitless

-the infinite one

-endless

-boundless

-apotheosis

-ascension

-kundalini awakening

-Pegasus

-Andromeda

-evil

-genius

-tamasic

-gatekeeping

-cold blooded

-ethereal essence

-false ego

-ignorance

-enlightenment

-uncanny valley

-alienation

-abandoning humanity

-fixed

-void

-darkness

-space-time

-being the brain/face of capitalism ngl

-prophecy

-elongation

-escapism

-what remains

-liberation

-the ocean

-for the greater good

-tying together future/present/past

-being afforded a greater, more terrible purpose

Grimes sun & moon in uttara bhadrapada

OTHER NOTABLE NATIVES:🦄

-rihanna (i think asc tbh)

-hillary clinton

-kim kardashian

-anya taylor joy

-antonio banderas

-rose

-taeyeon

-rooney mara

-gemma ward

-rick owens

-jin

-felix

-tyra banks

-salma hayek

-daniel radcliffe

-joaquin phoenix

-rebecca ferguson

-lil kim

-Luca Guadagnino

-sujan stevens

-janet jackson

-steve jobs

-bill gates

-catherine zeta-jones

-andré leon talley

-anna wintour

-eugenia cooney

-ash stymest

-blac chyna

-travis barker

-jane lynch

-IU

-tupac

-jason statham

-riley keough

-wiz khalfia

- jay park

-timothee chalamet

-samantha morton

-Josh McDermitt

-anton riize

-belle kiss of life

-muammar al gaddafi

-ni-ki

-sullyoon

-king krule

-aidan gillen

-josh o’connor

-salvador dalí

-sophie turner

-hayao miyazaki

-john galliano

-ed sheeran

-kendall jenner

-jessica white

-choi woo-shik

-tom brady

-anne rice

-russel brand

-Satoru Gojo

-Shri Ramanujan

-novak djokovic

-alek wek

-charles dance

-anna gunn

-nick offerman

-steve-o

-song kang-ho

-lucy lawless

-cheng xiao

-enya umanzor

-jenny slate

-nicholas hoult

-isabelle huppert

-soobin

-bladee

-dev patel

-Roselyn Sánchez

-james cameron

-george soros

-city of los angeles

-harry potter

-wanda maximoff

-iron man/tony stark

❌

-jeffrey e*stein

////(disclaimer, lowkey i’m pretty good at guessing between naks but i can’t say for sure that they r ubp moon some of these r just my own intuition/pattern recognition/symbolism unless their birth time is confirmed and i can flat out get their placements wrong but also ppl lie even about their birthday so it is what it is)

///*I will keep updating this list

UBP SUN:🦄

yuji itadori

lykke li

irene

alexander mcqueen (ubp sun+rahu)

lisa (ubp sun+venus+ketu) +saturn*mercury in revati

quentin tarantino (sun+mercury+jupiter)

cha eunwoo (sun+venus+ketu+saturn)

lady gaga

mina

lee pace

ethel cain

gary oldman

celine dion

diana ross

yasmeen ghauri ubp sun c mercury revati

mariah carey ubp sun c rahu *mercury pisces pbp

eren yeager

keira knightly

steven tyler

MOON RULED BY UBP:🦄

karina (revati sun c ubp mercury+venus gemini moon ruler ubp mercury)

jamie campbell bower (bharani moon ruled by ubp mars)

madison beer (virgo chitra moon ruled by ubp mercury)

UBP ASC:🦄

lucy lawless (sun+moon+asc)

brie larson

che guevara

billie eilish

shakira+venus

KETU IN UBP:🦄

zoe saldana

bella hadid +ubp saturn

jaehyun +ubp saturn lagnesh saturn in ubp

fernanda ly

RAHU IN UBP:🦄

abbey lee kershaw

ASC RULER IN UBP:🦄

zendaya (cap asc ruled by ketu+saturn in ubp)

[andthesunrisesagain]

Reprise des créations

Hello à vous !

J'espère que vous allez bien ☺️

Pour information, je vais reprendre petit à petit les suggestions de faceclaim pour des avatars qui m'ont été faite fin août ! J'ai été pris dans l'inspiration de l'écriture sur rpg (ça faisait longtemps dooonc j'en ai profité) + le boulot qui m'a un peu roulé dessus mais je retrouve l'envie et le temps de grapher par ici 🌈

Je vous remets ci-dessous les suggestions faites, que j'ai classé par "personne qui me les a suggéré" pour être sûr d'en faire au moins 1 par personne (chaque saut de ligne = changement de personne) 💌 Je ne les ferais pas toute, mais ça vous donne une idée de sur qui je pourrais grapher ! Les barrés sont celles déjà faites, l'ordre ne veut rien dire aha et je mettrais à jour au fur et à mesure.

Merci pour votre patience et une belle soirée ✨

Adelaide Kane

Maia Mitchell

Lee Jieun

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Steve Toussaint

Michael Sheen

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Keanu Reeves

Robert Pattinson

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Jason Statham

Pia Kristine Cruz

Anya Chalotra

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Rome Flynn

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Paul Mescal

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Thylane Blondeau

Ashley Simone

Charles Leclerc

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Natalie Dormer

Alina Kovalenko

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Salma Hayek

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Yvonne Strahovski

constanze saemann

suki waterhouse

kaia gerber

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Jung Hoyeon

Hanna Kleit

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Amita Suman

Adut Akech

Zhou Jieqiong

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Anson Mount

Alexander Siddig

Celia Rose Gooding

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Amelia Zadro

Shanina Shaik

Keri Russell

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Chase Sui Wonders

Havana Rose Liu

Gracie Abrams

Nelson Grosjean

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Mylène Farmer

Carla Gugino

Sasha Alexander

Virginie Efira

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Taron Egerton

Harry Styles

Nicholas Galitzine

Taylor Zakhar Perez

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Withney Peak

Gavin Casalegno

Sean Kaufman

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Andrew Garfield

Ariana DeBose

[thelonesomequeen]

I am a former Jason Statham fan, I left cuz of the hate similar if not the same hate Chris and his wife get, it was so draining to be part of it and to always see random haters trying to make fun of someone like Rose.

They have a 20 year age gap and two kids together recently I thought why not check my old account and see how some of my friends, cuz you make friends online, are doing and I regretted it instantly.

I see the same immigrant comments, which is literally xenophobia, towards Rosie, the same derogatory terms used to describe her calling her a c*nt, escort, side chick and many disturbing things.

As soon as I saw Alba’s age and her and Chris age gap I knew people, his crazy fans more than anything, would use that to justify their age but to me their red carpet debut showed that they are really good together and look to complement each other. My advice with the hate your blog gets for simply answering questions or not hating his wife is to keep doing what you are doing, let them be mad at the wall at the end of the day it’s the only thing they can talk to 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's sad that sort of mentality exists in basically every fandom. 🧜🏻‍♀️

[heavenboy09]

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To A Very Most Elegant Asian Beauty & Highly Regarded Amazing Actress Of Remarkable & Critically Acclaimed Roles In Both National of Her country & International Roles in the US & etc.

She is A Chinese Born Actress & Singer

She was born in Wuchang, Heilongjiang, China. She initially had no intention of becoming an actress and enrolled specifically in a high school for prospective school teachers. However, upon graduation, she discovered her interest in acting and was eventually persuaded by a friend to join the Shanghai Theatre Academy in 1993.

She rose to fame after starring in Zhang Yuan's Seventeen Years (1999), which won her the Best Actress Award in the 1999 Singapore Film Festival. In 2001, She starred in the television series Young Justice Bao, which propelled her to become one of the most famous actresses in China.

She was subsequently labelled as an "action actress" as she starred in a number of wuxia television series, such as Taiji Prodigy and Eight Heroes.

She achieved breakthrough with her performance in Feng Xiaogang's A World Without Thieves. She then starred in Dayyan Eng's romantic comedy film Waiting Alone, for which she received her first Best Actress nomination at the Golden Rooster Awards.

In 2009, She won Best Actress at the 46th Golden Horse Film Awards for her performance in The Message, about Japanese invaders in China who try to ferret out a spy among their Chinese collaborators.

She then starred in Tsui Hark's 2010 action-mystery film Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame. She played Shangguan Jing'er, a fictional character based on Shangguan Wan'er, a prestigious politician during the Tang Dynasty. She established her studio in the same year, co-starring and co-producing the film 1911 with Jackie Chan, which was released in September 2011 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Xinhai Revolution.

Her first-time in an English-language film is Wayne Wang's Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, adapted from Lisa See's 2005 novel of the same title. The film premiered at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival. She started to gain recognition in Hollywood after starring in Resident Evil: Retribution, playing Ada Wong. The same year, she was cast in action fantasy film 400 Boys, directed by British director Alastair Paton.

In 2013, She attended the 4th Annual US-China Film Summit and received the East-West Talent Award. Hollywood magazine Variety also named her Asian Star of the Year. The following year, She was featured in Transformers: Age of Extinction, the fourth installment of the film franchise. This helped solidify her success overseas.

In 2015, she was cast in 3D science fiction thriller Nest (also known as Guardians of the Tomb), a Chinese-Australian co-production that was finally released in January 2018. The same year, it was announced that She would play China's first female superhero in upcoming film Realm, written by Stan Lee.

In 2018, She starred with Jason Statham in The Meg, an American-Chinese shark film based on Steve Alten's 1997 novel Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror.

Her Best Well Know Role Is In the 2008 Martial Arts Film

Starring Jackie Chan & Jet Li

In

THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM

As She Played The Iconic & Infamous China's Villainous Character in Chinese Martial Arts Films.

THE WHITE HAIRED WITCH 🧙‍♀️

She Is A Very Well Know Established Actress In China 🇨🇳 1 of the Many Great Actresses today

& A Charity Ambassador Of The Shanghai World 🌎 Expo & A Goodwill Ambassador Of UNEP

Even though she may not look it. She has aged Very Gracefully & Amazingly over the many years. As A Bad@$$  Action Actress In Wushia

Please Give A Very Well Round of Applause & A Very Happy Birthday Wishes To

The 1

& The Only

MS. LI BINGBING / BING BING LI

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 TO YOU MS. BINGBING & Here's To Many More 💖 

[themovieblogonline]

Love Hurts Review: A Wild Mix of Action, Comedy, and Corny Romance Action comedies are a tricky balance. Too much action, and it forgets to be funny. Too many jokes, and it loses the thrills. Love Hurts walks that line like a drunk tightrope walker—sometimes nailing the landing, sometimes face-planting into chaos. The movie kicks off fast, throwing us into fight scenes before we even have time to get comfortable. The choreography feels like Jackie Chan and Jason Statham decided to co-teach a masterclass in creative beatdowns. The punches hit hard, the stunts are slick, and the camera work makes every scene feel energetic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frYVyUDIwiE But then the villains start talking. A lot. About everything. There is so much exposition, I started wondering if they were reading the script aloud. And then, somewhere in the middle of all the action and comedy, the movie tries to convince us there is a love story. Let’s talk about that. The Romance: More Awkward Than Adorable So, about Rose and Marvin. The movie really wants us to believe in this relationship, but something feels off. Rose’s (Ariana DeBose) motivations seem sketchy at best, and their chemistry is about as authentic as a reality show reunion. And can we talk about how Rose never even left town after everything went sideways? Marvin and company were supposedly looking for her, yet she has been bartending down the street the whole time. How bad was this search effort? Did they even try Google Maps? Marshawn Lynch Steals Every Scene If Love Hurts has a secret weapon, it is Marshawn Lynch. I do not know who decided to give this man more screen time, but bless them. He is hilarious without even trying, and his comedic timing is sharper than some of the scripted jokes. Every time he shows up, the movie gets better. On the flip side, Mustafa Shakir brings some great action sequences, but his comedic moments do not always land. He plays it cool, but sometimes the jokes feel a little too forced. Ke Huy Quan delivers a solid performance, though I wish he had done more of his own stunts. You can tell when it is him versus when the stunt double takes over, and that takes away from some of the fight scenes. Final Thoughts: Worth Watching, But Not for the Love Story Love Hurts thrives when it sticks to action and humor. The fight scenes are creative, the camera work is slick, and Marshawn Lynch is an unexpected MVP. But when it shifts to romance, things get shaky. Rose's motivations never quite make sense, and the love story feels like an afterthought. If you are here for the action and laughs, you will have a good time. If you are here for a compelling romance, well… let’s just say the title Love Hurts is fitting. Would I watch it again? Probably. Would I fast-forward through every scene where a villain explains their life story? Absolutely. Read the full article