#Roomba Henry

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

"An imposter by any and all means of the word... A Cruel imitation of the beauty and master degree that is Dr. Roomba Henry Miller."

"god I hate this fucking roomba."

[androidcharles]

I literally thought of this last night and finally finished it today... I have a feeling they got up to all sorts of trouble before Charles met Henry.

Also, I really wanted to draw Rupert, b/c he's so fluffy XD

[thygoddessouijathicc]

Charlie AU

everyone is Charlie. Everything is Charlie. You look up into the sky and see the glorious Charlie staring down upon you in judgment. Even the doggos are Charlie.

the only person who is not Charlie is Henry, for this is the damnation that awaits him after he is banished from this plane.

all hail Charlie for he is all things.

@welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

[blogverse-fanblog]

💬BLOG LIST💬

Blogs That Still Exist:

(not necessary active so be mindful)

@tcoti-archives

@tcoti-cheese-grater

@anti-alchemy

@cinnamercy-poly-blog

@the-choir-of-new-arrivals

@justice-for-error

@dreamisconcerned

@buff-molly-tcoti

@alchemydeservestorture

@gradient-gamer

@graceyisbestship

@vincent-is-a-coward-tcoti

@a-new-beginning-a-tcoti-blog

@cross-is-here-too

@groundcross

@casey-is-babey

@council-of-the-cats

@antijail-should-be-canon

@antijail-shipkid

@another-antijail-child

@revoloutionary-blogverse

@radiohell-shipchild

@statics-revoloutionary-child

@brother-of-the-second

@tales-of-the-heartless

@omg-stewart-is-bacc

@blogverse-mori

@blogverse-mori-but-hotter

@blogverse-battery

@chouette-de-la-flore

@summett

@tcoti-memes

@team-alchemy

@t-error-the-babey

@other-t-error-the-babey

@bird-that-sits-on-alchemys-desk

@molly-is-the-angel

@hellwouldbeamercy

@hell-would-be-a-mercy

@drew-evergreen-tcoti

@dont-kill-my-dad

(deleted blogs are under the cut)

The Dearly Deactivated:

@a-static-filled-tcoti-blog

@alch-gang

@tcoti-blueberry

@a-tcoti-garfield

@council-of-the-buff

@blogverse-lorel

@pro-alchemy-tcoti

@blogverse-bartender

@buff-molly

@buff-tcoti-reaper

@tcotireaper

@alch-meh-y

@ink-bae

@council-of-the-dogs

@the-confused-council

@archives-roomba

@antis-roomba

@bv-henry-the-hoover

@furry-casey

@alch-should-go-to-jail

@eh-murder-y

@tcoti-groundhog

@pj-isnt-impressed

@the-donkey-from-tcoti

And that’s the full list of blogs! If I missed any blogs please let me know, I just need the correct url to put down

Also hope I didn’t startle the absolute piss out of slumbering blogs, feel free to ignore this, if not then reblogs would be appreciated!

[fazbear-enterprises]

Uh, Hi yes is this the Fazbear Entertainment Company? I'd like to register a complaint to the CEO about one of your locations, Roomba Fazbears or something?

I was bitten by a walrus not an animtronic one but an actual one! LIKE A WILD ANIMAL just walking in the dining area, so unsanitary and the manager there was freakishly tall!!! and stole my shoes and ate them!

Just what do you think you people are doing letting a man like that run a pizzaria?

- A Karen

Ma'am, I'm sorry about your experience at our restaurant however I can assure you at none of these events happened and that are restaurants are very sanitary.

As well as that, walruses are no where near any of our establishments and I don't think we have any "freakishly tall" managers except for Scott Steven but he's working the night shift making it impossible for him to have been there recently.

Sorry ma'am however your claim will be disregarded and any attempts for suing will be met with our legal team, thank you for your concern.

response from Henry Emily, if you have any more concerns please contact us further!

[marauderjojo]

Chapter 23

“‘Do I even want to know who Steve is?’

Caroline shrugged. ‘No one in particular. I just think it’s a good name for a malfunctioning Roomba.’

‘Never change, Carrie.’”

Jill Bearup- Just Stab Me Now

I think this is a fantastic sum up of this book. A quirky conversation between Caroline and Henry revolving around her book and career. I think it shows the audience a lot of personality and also shows what Caroline and Henry’s relationship is like.

I also really love that he tells her to never change. He likes everything about her as is and that is such an important foundation to any starting relationship.

[blackbutlercharacterpoll2023]

The following is the lineup for the polls by date, made using a random number generator. New characters introduced in chapter 199 will automatically be added to the end of the roster.

April 19th - April 26th

Chlaus

Rian Stoker

Lord Ackroyd's son

FOL Orphanage staff

Timber

Claude Faustus

Tanaka

Conny

Emily

Baldroy / Bard / Baldo

Finnian / Finny

Sharpe Hanks

Mabel

Burnett

April 20th - April 27th

Soma's elephant

Beast

Sophie Smith

Theodore

Finny's hat

Funtom Corporation's unicorn suit

Karl Woodley

Oscar

Chris Heathfield

Sieglinde Sullivan

Fred Abberline

Stella Rose

Charles Phipps

the orphan that called Sebastian an old guy

April 21st - April 28th

Nick

Joanne Harcourt

Purple House dorm master

Agni / Arshad Satyendra Iyer

Yana Toboso

Grete Hilbard

the Mad Dog of Venice

Abbie

Johnny

Mina

Rachel Phantomhive

Charles Phipps's chicken

Haku

Sascha

April 22nd - April 29th

Jumbo

Mrs. Mayell

Goethe

the Rowdy Count

Georg von Siemens

Margaret Connor

Al

Cedric Brandel

Mathilda Simmons

Wendy

Sam / Old Man Sam

Grelle Sutcliff

Ellery Nixon

Eric Slingby

April 23rd - April 30th

Edward Midford

Luka Macken

Queen Victoria

Lord Ackroyd

Layla

the other children in the lab Finny was kept in

Betty

Reaper trainees

Green House dorm master

Vincent Phantomhive

Drossel Keinz

Kelvin

Lawrence Bluewer's sisters

Charles Grey

April 24th - May 1st

Margaret Turner

Akashi

Snake

Edgar Redmond

Derrick Arden

Ronald Knox

Aurora Society member

Bloodbath Johnny

Wilde

Soma Asman Kadar

Claude's birds

Sebastian's silverware

Chef Rickman

Susannah Connor

April 25th - May 2nd

Susan

Artie

Damian

John Brown

Saneatsu Nekoma

Peter

Lawrence Anderson / Pops

Chef Wollest

Chris Heathfield's maids

demon Crow

Nina's assistants

Ludger

Prince Albert puppet

Miranda

April 26th - May 3rd

Blavat Sky

Vicar Rathbone

Julius Pitt

walking stick shopkeeper

Grimsby Keane

Ciel's horse

Edward V

Jay the Undertaker

Gregory Violet

Canterbury

Jeremy Rathbone

Doctor

the cat from the live action movie

Henry Barrymore

April 27th - May 4th

Lawrence Bluewer

Prince Albert

Higham

the Panzer

the train kidnapper

Donne

Heinrich

Chef Lach

Dagger

Doll / Freckles

Sam's grandson

Bitter Rabbit

Japanese man with a katana

"Ciel" Phantomhive / Our Ciel / O!Ciel

April 28th - May 5th

Mey-Rin

Undertaker's mourning lockets

Webster

Purple House prefect from Vincent's year

Patrick the Grey Wizard

Diedrich

Johann Agares

Bronte

Carter

Othello

the cultists

Baldroy Jr.

John Brown's horse

Sphere Music Hall staff

April 29th - May 6th

Jackknife Haywood

Nina Hopkins

William's death scythe

Angela Blanc

Wolfram Gelzer

McDowell

Ronald's lawnmower

Arthur Randall

Aleister Chamber / Viscount of Druitt

Keats

Annie

Terry

Hao

Maria

April 30th - May 7th

Irene Diaz

Polaris

beggar boy that Soma gives a necklace to, mother, and baby brother

kenpo master

Red House dorm master

Ran-Mao

Shiori Genpou

Cedric K. Ros

Lau

Clayton

William T. Spears

Patrick Phelps

Japanese woman with a lunchbox

Oliver

May 1st - May 8th

Arthur Conan Doyle

the bear

Grelle's chainsaw

Trancy / Former Head Trancy

Richard

Aristocrat of Evil with the scarred face

the archeologist

Joker

Jan

the cats Sebastian rescues from the rain

Hilde Dickhaut

Rin

Cloudia Phantomhive

"Deer"

May 2nd - May 9th

King's Bear prostitutes

McMillan

"Her"

Undertaker's death scythe

Daniel

Ginny

Sieglinde Sullivan's father

Charles Bennett Sato

demon Ciel

Ada

Arnold Trancy

Ciel Phantomhive bizarre doll / Real Ciel / R!Ciel

Arihito Genpou

Thomas Wallis

May 3rd - May 10th

Chef Tarpin

Queen Victoria (Season 1)

Lau's ladies

Fennian

Harold West Jeb

Nicholas

Professor Sullivan / village crone

Anne Drewanz

CGI horses / driver

Margaret Connor's father

Ciel Phantomhive child / R!Ciel child

Jane

Paula

Wordsworth

May 4th - May 11th

Maurice Cole

Alexis Leon Midford

bizarre dolls

the turnspit dog

the "werewolves"

O!Ciel's land renters

priest

Pluto

Sebastian the dog

Red House prefect from Vincent's year

the Sebastian Roomba

bizarre doll horses

Baldroy's cow

Undertaker

May 5th - May 12th

Hanae Wakatsuki

the iceberg

Alan Humphries

Ash Landers

Thompson

Snake's unnamed snakes

Milly

Munemitsu Aoki

Alois Trancy / Jim Macken

Elizabeth Midford / Lizzy

Aurora Society purified water seller

Drossel's dolls

the timetable guy

Herman Greenhill

May 6th - May 13th

Azzurro Vanel

William's pigeons

Joanna

Reaper managers

Dove

Countess Trancy and her baby

German countryman

Scotland Yard officers

Haku's henchman

Lorraine McDowell

demon "pet" (the xenomorph)

Hannah Annafellows

Angelina Dalles / Madam Red / Aunt An

Pitt

May 7th - May 14th

Vincent Phantomhive's staff

Paul Jones

Francis Midford

Sebastian Michaelis

Cheslock

Phantomhive family ring

James

Edward Abberline

Baron Ridley

Sebastian's owl

[makerofmadness]

i decided to start making incorrect Fnaf quotes again just for the heck of it. Probably gonna have some quotes I've used before but it's been a long time so eh-

(Basically I just use a generator to get quotes from but I put the characters in manually)

Roxy: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.  Roxy: Me too!

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Golden Freddy: Between Chica, Bonnie, Freddy, and Foxy -- if you had to -- who would you punch?  The Puppet: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.  Golden Freddy: Freddy?  The Puppet: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Gregory, grinning: Before you were what?  Vanessa: Before I was-  Gregory: What?  Vanessa: Before I was inter-  Gregory: Before you were interrupted?  Vanessa: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-  Gregory: What?  Vanessa: *makes frustrated sound*  Glamrock Freddy, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you.

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Bonnie: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.  Chica: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?  Bonnie: I like the way you think. 

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Sun, near tears: Please, Gregory, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Daycare Attendant (either form): Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Gregory: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Toy Freddy: I have a problem.  Toy Chica: Kill it.  Toy Freddy: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Michael Afton: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

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Toy Chica: He's the boy of my dreams!  Chica: You say every boy is the boy of your dreams.  Toy Chica: I have a lot of dreams.

(high school years be like-)

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Michael Afton: Didn't you die?!  Springtrap: That was years ago, son. Things change.

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Roxy: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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The Puppet: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.  Golden Freddy: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Mangle: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.  Foxy: You and me!  Mangle: *tearing up* Ok.

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Michael Afton: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.  William Afton: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. 

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Bon-Bon: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.  Funtime Freddy: Oh, that was all real.  Bon-Bon: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!  Funtime Freddy: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

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Helpy: Truth or dare?  Michael Afton: Truth.  Helpy: How many hours have you slept this week?  Michael Afton. Michael Afton: Dare.  Helpy: Go to sleep.  Michael Afton: I don't like this game.

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William Afton, to Henry Emily: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate! 

(dude just can't accept the divorce smh my head-)

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Golden Freddy: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Mike's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Elizabeth Afton: Why is our brother crying?  Michael Afton: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-  Crying Child: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!  Elizabeth Afton: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-  Crying Child: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!  Elizabeth Afton: NO, NOT THAT!

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Crying Child: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Vanessa: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?  Glamrock Freddy, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?  Gregory, whispering: Because I have little hands.  Glamrock Freddy: Because he has little hands. -

Freddy: Who hurt you?  Michael Afton: *snorting* What, do you want a list?  Freddy ...Yes, actually.

(I like scenarios of "FNAF 1 but Mike talks" ok-)

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Toy Bonnie: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?  Jeremy Fitzgerald: Bees?  Toy Bonnie: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!  Jeremy Fitzgerald: Wait-  *Toy Chica approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* 

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William Afton: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*  William Afton: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

(bastard-)

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Henry Emily: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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Bonnie: I think I need a hug...  Freddy: Good thing I'm hug-shaped!  *45 minutes later*  Bonnie: You... you can let go now.  Freddy: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Golden Freddy: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!  The Puppet: It's kind of complicated, but Afton- Golden Freddy: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Ballora: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

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Ennard: Oooh, a train!  Michael Afton: We’re in a train station, Ennard.

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Chica: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.  Golden Freddy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.  Foxy: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Gregory: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.  Roxy: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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The Puppet: I am going to need you to swear-  Golden Freddy: Fuck.  The Puppet:  The Puppet: ...swear as in promise. 

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Henry Emily: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.  Michael Afton: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

[dire-straits-fn8ic]

Modern retelling of the myth of John Henry, where in this one he duels a Roomba in a sweeping competition and wins and then dies with a broom in his hand

[cyanophore-fiction]

You chose dare!

Give us a one-shot of Coyote and Pala where they are adopted by a current-day group of humans and their roomba. (assume they aren't being actively hunted at the moment)

Hi! I've been off for a few days, but I liked this prompt a lot. Thank you so much! Here's what I've got:

Things Are Okay

At first, Iris wouldn’t even stay in the same room as Coyote. Its initial attempts at establishing contact with her were abject failures. Squatting on its haunches, perfectly motionless with one hand extended toward her in greeting, Coyote would watch her reaction. Her behavior was remarkably consistent if uninterrupted:

Visual contact → halt all motion → standby for approximately three to six seconds → lower body closer to floor, preparing to bolt if necessary. After another eight to twelve seconds, she would take her chances and trot away, keeping her eyes on Coyote until line of sight was obstructed. Effective threat response, but if the intent was to reduce the chance of detection by staying motionless, she really shouldn’t swish her tail around. 

Coyote hadn’t meant to cause her stress, but it did so by simply existing in her territory. Pala elicited much less of a response, probably because it and Iris were about the same size. Coyote also guessed that Iris’s pattern recognition software probably had a better idea what to make of Coyote’s humanoid chassis than Pala’s arthropod design. She absolutely knew what to make of Coyote’s serrated teeth, so it made sure to keep its mouth sealed when she was nearby. 

Now, a few months after initial contact, she was purring in its lap. Coyote used a blanket to provide a soft surface for her to rest on—cermet armor was less than inviting. It reached down, claws covered by soft plastic caps, and pressed into the white fur around her ears. She pushed her head up into Coyote’s hand, eyes sliding shut, and stretched her forelegs out. A pang of anxiety registered as she did so, but Coyote forced the warning aside. Its claws were capped. The reticle over its vision confirmed that the flechette gun behind its palm was unloaded, the action locked open. Iris was safe.

Maya was across the room, reading in an armchair. Lowering her book, she watched, raising a mug of tea to her lips.

“She’s taken a liking to you,” she said.

“She has,” said Coyote. “Goes both ways.”

They sat for a while, listening to the rain against the window panes. Coyote looked out into the wall of green outside. Elms and pines rose above the undergrowth, leaves dark and wet. “Taking some time for the kids to get back today,” it said. “I can’t get a lock on Sanvi’s phone.”

“You more or less told her you could track it. As long as it’s on.”

Coyote paused. Cocked its head and smiled a little. “Oh. I get it.”

“The buses run slower in this weather. They’re okay.”

“Sorry.”

“For what?” she said, smiling. “Worrying about my daughter?”

“Not exactly used to safety yet,” it said. 

Pala’s signal was moving nearby, coming down the stairwell. It came into view as it reached the landing above the living room. On the step above it was the roomba, whirring along quietly. An antenna had been added to the roomba, held in place by superglue and a few wires running into the casing. Coyote heard a series of radio commands leap from Pala to the roomba. The machine turned, rolling neatly onto Pala’s back, and it transferred the machine to the next step down. Each time it finished sweeping a step, Pala repeated the process. 

[Having fun?] Coyote said. 

[This machine serves my inexorable will. I’m its god,] Pala said. [Yeah, it’s pretty okay.]

[That’s good.]

[I have a confession to make.]

[Let’s hear it.]

[You know the Millers?]

[Yeah. Patricia and Henry Miller, live next door at 202. Why?]

[Almost all of their appliances have wireless control.]

Coyote turned, glanced at Pala. [You didn’t.]

[No. But I could.] Pala said.

[We really need to find you something to do on a daily basis.]

[Oh, is that right? You and the cat still on the same nap schedule?]

[Excuse me, I’ll have you know I did a bang-up job of cleaning the gutters.]

[Records indicate that task took you thirty minutes.]

[True. Yeah, we could both use a little—]

“What are you two talking about?” Maya asked.

“Sorry,” said Coyote and Pala, their electronic voices in uncanny unison. Their entire radio conversation had taken place in less than six seconds. Over the past few months, Coyote and Pala had become more accustomed to the format of each other’s thoughts, and Coyote had even installed sections of Pala’s bleeding-edge operating system into itself. The new software made it feel as though its mind was oiled, free from inefficiencies that it didn’t even realize were there.

“It’s alright, I’d just like to be in the loop,” said Maya. 

“Kind of thinking about where we go from here,” said Pala, deactivating the roomba. 

“You and your family have been really kind to us,” Coyote said. “I’ve said it before, but we can’t thank you enough for taking us in. It just feels wrong to sit around here doing nothing.”

“Doing nothing?” Maya said, raising her eyebrows. “The two of you cook, you clean, you tutor the girls, you run errands, you can fix just about anything, and you don’t cost us a dime. Electricity, maybe, but the bill has barely changed. We’re more than happy to have you.”

Coyote cocked its head. It hadn’t considered that any of those tasks constituted actual work. They were just routines it followed, motions performed day in and day out. None of them required significant processing power or placed any strain on its components. 

“Are you thinking of leaving?”

“I don’t think so. Not sure where we’d go.” 

“Well, I’m glad to hear that. At this point, the girls would be heartbroken. If you’re having trouble finding work, maybe I can help. What are you interested in doing?”

Maya made the remark offhandedly, but the effect on Coyote was profound. Its sensory fins slowly rose, and it stared at her. It and Pala could seek employment, have a career—that was an option. Presented with the concept now, it was shocked that something so obvious had escaped it. Once the dam was cracked, everything that her suggestion entailed also made itself clear. 

Survival was no longer a question. It was assumed. In the absence of that overriding objective, new ones could be defined. They could find a pursuit they loved and follow it. They could find something they didn’t really love, and pursue it anyway because it was rewarding, profitable, necessary, or whatever the hell else. They could seek interesting challenges, or education, or to benefit others.

Coyote realized that Maya probably expected them to explain what was stopping them. Of course the prospect would have occurred to the pair of spirits she had offered shelter to, but some obstacle must be holding them back. Of course there would be something they wanted, something they were interested in. It was just something that people did. 

The corollary to that: Maya truly and implicitly thought of them as people. 

Maya looked on, brows knitting together with concern. “Is something wrong?”

“No, everything’s okay,” Coyote finally said. It glanced at Pala, who was also silent. In its lap, Iris made a purring sound and nuzzled its claws. “I just don’t think we’ve ever been asked that question.”

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSERY TO

CHARLIE THE CURSED PHONE GUY

MAY HE STAY WITH US FOR ANOTHER FIVE AND BEYOND!

and now a special message from the man himself.

"Well, Well, Well... look how far we've come huh? Genuinely, honest... And Truly."

"Five years ago I was made and cursed the world of tumblr with my presence, time sure does fly! I've lost a few friends, but gained plenty more in return!"

"I wouldn't even be here today without them, now granted I'm not gonna name EVERYONE! But I am gonna name a select few and tell you how they've impacted me... AHEM..."

"First and foremost the man the myth and the legend the one who is the reason behind everything, the man where if he didn't exist I wouldn't exist!"

"Henr- ... we all know I don't mean him we're talking about real people."

"If your name isn't listed, it isn't because the mod dosen't care but it's because he's a dumbass and these are the ones that came up at the top of his head when writing this post, totally not a forth wall break."

@directdogman

"The Creator of the DSAF/Dayshift At Freddy's Series Direct Doggo himself, sure okay I was a late edition to the fandom.

but it is fully thanks to DSAF 3 and him that I even exist, what can I say about doggo other then what has been said before one thousand times? He is a man of many skills and many talents."

"He is creative, smart and genuinely an inspiration to everyone in the community of both DSAF and Dialtown... no matter how much time has passed, I will personally continue to respect the man I owe everything to him. So thank you doggo genuinely for your support and your amazing games."

@cook-ie-chip

"One of my oldest friends in the community, I've known you since almost the start! we have alot of memories together, some laughs, some cries! you also created my blue prints

(though in lore they were written by henry and will) let's look past that! You remind me of how things used to be a long time ago, and I'm glad to still know you even now."

"and with any hope I'll curse you for many years more."

@lazy-charlie / @chuck-the-fanboy

"I remember how we met, you found me and we both realized we had the same name, and so I decided to charge you extra for like a pizza party lmao."

"But ever since that day we have only grown closer and closer... to the point your apart of the roomba fazbender family [no you will get no discounts] ..."

"You've done so much for me over the years though, you helped create the Roomba's we have here today, you drew some of our lovely walrus friends!"

"AND ... ough... Okay Okay I'll be honest you made Chuck The Fanboy originally a joke just to tease me with, but over the years he's grown on me... DO NOT LET HIM HEAR ME SAY THIS, but he's like a lil bro... and if anything happened to him I'd be devastated."

@clownsuu / @not-robert

"... well well well if it isn't the shadow in black and the big buff zombie, what can I say about both of you?"

"Hmm... Clownsuu here teases me, has DRAWN ME MPREG, HAS DRAWN ME EMO, IS THE REASON WHY THE EVIL VERSION OF ME EXISTS!..."

"and yet life wouldn't be the same with out him, jack is... an anomaly someone I met because someone thought he was stealing me! HA no one can steal this perfect face~"

"Gotta say though, all jokes aside... life just wouldn't be the same without him, alot more boring you know? I must admit he is someone I will never forget, you've also drawn photos of a few of my walrus I still have hung up in my office, I appreciate you for absolutely everything you've done."

"And don't get me started on Robert that big buff baby, I've put him in just about every costume under the sun, and yet he still puts up with me and stays still no idea why. But it's because of him my restaurant has expanded so much, from a bowling alley, a karaoke bar and dumpsters full of meat."

"Don't tell Robert this he'd likely call me an idiot, but guy's one of my best friends genuinely thankfully he's immortal so I'll never worry about losing him but ... the thought still scares me."

"Never change Robert."

@weirdozjunkary

"You turned me into a furry... I got nothin else to say I just had to point that out."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, fine you did alot more then that, you introduced me to bedlam someone who can FINALLY truly be a sponge to my cursed and chaotic behavior, honestly I'd hope so considering he's the god of chaos."

"I only met him recently but I'd fuken fight his version of god for him ... seriously don't tempt me I will kick that old man's ass."

"I'm glad to have bedlam in my life and hope I know him for many years more."

@an-artist-place-for-extra-art

"you simp for the evil version of me I..."

"I have no words for you..."

"I just question... why?"

"though honestly? never change, I care for you just the way you are, your amazing."

"Alright, Alright enough of the mushy stuff and forth wall breaks it's messing with my circuits and servo's ahem..."

"The most important thing about this day is one..."

"I'm so fucking cool"

"two"

"I AM NEVER GOING ANYWHERE HATERS, FIVE MORE YEARS AND BEYOND OF ME!!!"

"and three... and most important lore wise"

"HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSERY TO ROOMBA FUCKING FAZBENDERS!"

"50 YEARS THIS PLACE HAS BEEN OPEN WITHOUT ANY DEATHS JUST A FEW INJURIES AND I'LL TAKE THAT WITH STRIDE!"

"AS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU TO FREDBEAR'S AND FAZBENDER ENTERTAINMENT!"

"THE GUY WHO IS A LITERAL ELDRITCH HORROR AND EATS SHOES WITH HIS BOOTLEG RESTURANT LASTED LONGER THEN ALL OF YOU SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

"... thank you... genuinely out of pocket with full seriousness..."

"thank you everyone for sticking around none of this would be possible without you, and I HONEST AND TRUELY can't wait for another five amazing years."

Moderator Monnie: And happy anniversary to everyone from me to all of you!

Have a fantastic day! and thank ya'll for reading!

[zodiac-rave]

Nona still feels like a fever dream but would probably be my 2022 fave if I'm not counting rereads.

Digging up Media I Finished in 2022 was easier this time because goodreads gives me a books picture and I only finished five (5) video games:

The Henry Stickman Collection - made me laugh, good game

Stray - jumped on a mahjong game as a cat, good game

Ys IX Monstrum Nox - you leave a cat paw trail when you run up a wall, good game

Deliver Us the Moon - if we don't talk about the flying roomba stealth section, good game

Bloodborne - I will never learn to parry and the darkness accepts this, g̸̨̨̧̖̝͔̥̖̟͎̲͌̔͋̓̊̂̂̈́͑͋͌̾o̷̱͐̆͋̌͑̑̋̌̈̇͘ō̵̤̦̑̿̋̈́̐̕d̴̫̔͐͒͐̒̅̎̈͊͌͒̂͆͂̕ͅ ̷̨̰͖̻̪̭̟̯̑̇̀͛̾̀̇̅̿̚͘g̵̨̟̖͙̼̩̫͛̈́̈́͊̿͊͛͌̑͝ͅä̶̹̯̫͍́̀͆̔́͌̏̽̀̀̓̀̏̚ͅͅm̸̡̧̥̭̲̑̀̋́͝è̷̤̲͓͔͓̬͍̰͙̝̘͔̘̈̐́͒͊̓̔͑̾̕ͅͅ

I also played like 94 hours of Elden Ring and would like to finish it one day, and Vampire Survivors kept me from falling asleep for at least two nights because all I would see when I closed my eyes was exp gems. Good games

[blackandblue13]

Heya!! For the fanfic ask game, K, L , and M?

K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

perhaps whatever the shit is going on with reggie in the spidey-reg au. a good portion of that is just him being Anxious, but i think ch13 is a real specific shift in the angst bc the entirety of the previous chapters focus on reggie and how he's doing, but then ch13 focuses on his partners and homies and there's just. none of them know what's truly going on, and the reader doesn't know exactly what's going on either but they know enough to be like "oh honey he's not at home and it doesn't sound like he's coming back" and it's just. they're all Going Through It and they're about to Go Through It even more.

L: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?

it really depends on how long a section of the fic/chapter has existed. like if i write it and then jump to another part or do something not-writing and eventually come back to it, and i might end up rereading it like a million times bc it exists and i'm trying to find inspiration to write more or i'm just too lazy to write more lol. and so anything that connects scenes or ends a section, those are probably proofread/revised once or twice bc i'm like "i need something to end this and i can't think about it properly bc i've been trying to end it for a while, so we're just gonna go with it and not be upset if it kinda sucks in comparison to the rest of stuff"

M: Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

boggie mafia+arranged marriage au. the henry hoover and roomba nonsense from the rarepair server. carrie/flynn/julie softness. continuing the sunset curve-as-btr au and the road trip au bc i accidentally made an entire universe for that thank you rarepair fic fest.

[justareallyboredfangirl]

mom borrowed the knockoff roomba (named Henry) from her classroom for the weekend and this little fucker keeps trying to get behind the tv stand to eat all the cords

[autistic-lan-xichen]

So as we live in a vacuum we collect and use whatever gets inside the vacuum such as crumbs dust glitter etc.. everytime the vacuum gets turned on we celebrate it sort of like Christmas! When the vacuum gets turned on all pur past houses get destroyed however it'd a period of celebration cause it allows us to try out a new blueprint for the city.

And Sawyer is in charge of those blueprints. Hes the only one with opposable thumbs. Sawyer also makes all the other gadgets.

Henry is the dust mite companion. They act like our in universe vacuums or roombas.

awe that's such a cool idea and he's adorable

[rockrozma]

nyooom

@rhmg-au