#Roomba Fazbenders

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

ribbit

"AWW HOW CUTE THIS FROG THINKS IT CAN SURIVE ROOMBA FAZBENDERS!"

"WHILE AT THE END OF THE DAY I HAVE PLANS FOR IT"

"PLANS THAT INVOLVE A TWINKIE, A SLINGSHOT, CHUCK, WET CEMENT, AND AN OLIVE GARDEN"

[moderator-monnie]

bless the rat who cleans the movie theater and who will nibble your knees 

love how it’s just a photo of him floating ominously as someone cries in his presence it captures the aura of the rat very well jeez can’t believe it’s already the 16th  

Oopsies

Not so good quality arts for today

But look roomba farfour

[dayshift-loop]

Have any of you gentlemen heard of Roomba Fazbender's and their phone manager...

C H A R L I E

T H E

C U R S E D

P H O N E

G U Y

@welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

Steven: We already have timeloops happening, we do NOT NEED A CURSED PHONE GUY EITHER!

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Uh, yeah. “What if.”

Charlie (the weasel)— @moderator-monnie / @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

[weirdozjunkary]

Also, he can’t afford a shirt

Charlie (the weasel)- @space-cores-adventures / @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

[ari-jay]

THIS MADE MY MF DAY! LMAO!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

Hello, Hello! And Howdy Partner, how do you do today?

I've got a Yee little old question for you... have you heard about the tumblr cryptid known only as Charlie The Cursed Phone Guy?

Oooo nope I haven’t!! May I take a wee gander?🫣🫣👁️👁️ go ahead and post it under this or sumn I dunno how Tumblr works HWHSDHHXBX

[pizzarink]

@welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

[solluxarts]

You reblogged a charlie post, so maybe you could draw the bastard? or are you afraid if you draw him, he'll eat your shoes next?

Afraid...?

what do i have to be afraid of? charlie is a delight!

heres your charlie drawing lol, is this anything

@welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

[germaaaaaaaaaa]

"Happy Slormpday, oooga boogie goo"

"have a great day of birth, and take this 5$ discount on your next order at roomba fazbenders."

OMGGG THANK YOU SO MUCH CHARLIE !!!

[iateglue]

WHOA!! A BIRTHDAY!??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME N' THE PARTY CLOWN, CHARLIE!!! YOU ARE NOW 5 YEARS OLD!!! WOW!!! YOU CAN FINALLY GO TO KINDERGARTEN!!!!

in seriousness tho, happy 5 years to onea my all time fav lil guys! @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSERY TO

CHARLIE THE CURSED PHONE GUY

MAY HE STAY WITH US FOR ANOTHER FIVE AND BEYOND!

and now a special message from the man himself.

"Well, Well, Well... look how far we've come huh? Genuinely, honest... And Truly."

"Five years ago I was made and cursed the world of tumblr with my presence, time sure does fly! I've lost a few friends, but gained plenty more in return!"

"I wouldn't even be here today without them, now granted I'm not gonna name EVERYONE! But I am gonna name a select few and tell you how they've impacted me... AHEM..."

"First and foremost the man the myth and the legend the one who is the reason behind everything, the man where if he didn't exist I wouldn't exist!"

"Henr- ... we all know I don't mean him we're talking about real people."

"If your name isn't listed, it isn't because the mod dosen't care but it's because he's a dumbass and these are the ones that came up at the top of his head when writing this post, totally not a forth wall break."

@directdogman

"The Creator of the DSAF/Dayshift At Freddy's Series Direct Doggo himself, sure okay I was a late edition to the fandom.

but it is fully thanks to DSAF 3 and him that I even exist, what can I say about doggo other then what has been said before one thousand times? He is a man of many skills and many talents."

"He is creative, smart and genuinely an inspiration to everyone in the community of both DSAF and Dialtown... no matter how much time has passed, I will personally continue to respect the man I owe everything to him. So thank you doggo genuinely for your support and your amazing games."

@cook-ie-chip

"One of my oldest friends in the community, I've known you since almost the start! we have alot of memories together, some laughs, some cries! you also created my blue prints

(though in lore they were written by henry and will) let's look past that! You remind me of how things used to be a long time ago, and I'm glad to still know you even now."

"and with any hope I'll curse you for many years more."

@lazy-charlie / @chuck-the-fanboy

"I remember how we met, you found me and we both realized we had the same name, and so I decided to charge you extra for like a pizza party lmao."

"But ever since that day we have only grown closer and closer... to the point your apart of the roomba fazbender family [no you will get no discounts] ..."

"You've done so much for me over the years though, you helped create the Roomba's we have here today, you drew some of our lovely walrus friends!"

"AND ... ough... Okay Okay I'll be honest you made Chuck The Fanboy originally a joke just to tease me with, but over the years he's grown on me... DO NOT LET HIM HEAR ME SAY THIS, but he's like a lil bro... and if anything happened to him I'd be devastated."

@clownsuu / @not-robert

"... well well well if it isn't the shadow in black and the big buff zombie, what can I say about both of you?"

"Hmm... Clownsuu here teases me, has DRAWN ME MPREG, HAS DRAWN ME EMO, IS THE REASON WHY THE EVIL VERSION OF ME EXISTS!..."

"and yet life wouldn't be the same with out him, jack is... an anomaly someone I met because someone thought he was stealing me! HA no one can steal this perfect face~"

"Gotta say though, all jokes aside... life just wouldn't be the same without him, alot more boring you know? I must admit he is someone I will never forget, you've also drawn photos of a few of my walrus I still have hung up in my office, I appreciate you for absolutely everything you've done."

"And don't get me started on Robert that big buff baby, I've put him in just about every costume under the sun, and yet he still puts up with me and stays still no idea why. But it's because of him my restaurant has expanded so much, from a bowling alley, a karaoke bar and dumpsters full of meat."

"Don't tell Robert this he'd likely call me an idiot, but guy's one of my best friends genuinely thankfully he's immortal so I'll never worry about losing him but ... the thought still scares me."

"Never change Robert."

@weirdozjunkary

"You turned me into a furry... I got nothin else to say I just had to point that out."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, fine you did alot more then that, you introduced me to bedlam someone who can FINALLY truly be a sponge to my cursed and chaotic behavior, honestly I'd hope so considering he's the god of chaos."

"I only met him recently but I'd fuken fight his version of god for him ... seriously don't tempt me I will kick that old man's ass."

"I'm glad to have bedlam in my life and hope I know him for many years more."

@an-artist-place-for-extra-art

"you simp for the evil version of me I..."

"I have no words for you..."

"I just question... why?"

"though honestly? never change, I care for you just the way you are, your amazing."

"Alright, Alright enough of the mushy stuff and forth wall breaks it's messing with my circuits and servo's ahem..."

"The most important thing about this day is one..."

"I'm so fucking cool"

"two"

"I AM NEVER GOING ANYWHERE HATERS, FIVE MORE YEARS AND BEYOND OF ME!!!"

"and three... and most important lore wise"

"HAPPY 50TH ANNIVERSERY TO ROOMBA FUCKING FAZBENDERS!"

"50 YEARS THIS PLACE HAS BEEN OPEN WITHOUT ANY DEATHS JUST A FEW INJURIES AND I'LL TAKE THAT WITH STRIDE!"

"AS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU TO FREDBEAR'S AND FAZBENDER ENTERTAINMENT!"

"THE GUY WHO IS A LITERAL ELDRITCH HORROR AND EATS SHOES WITH HIS BOOTLEG RESTURANT LASTED LONGER THEN ALL OF YOU SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

"... thank you... genuinely out of pocket with full seriousness..."

"thank you everyone for sticking around none of this would be possible without you, and I HONEST AND TRUELY can't wait for another five amazing years."

Moderator Monnie: And happy anniversary to everyone from me to all of you!

Have a fantastic day! and thank ya'll for reading!

[lazy-charlie]

Hey look

It's a chatterphone dork

( @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender )

[mr-gabriel69]

"another chatter phone huh? nice to see a new face in our community!"

"names charlie, charlie the cursed phone guy, love the eyes and lack of mouth! ocean water is pretty tasty, though I'm more of a shoe guy"

"pleased to meet ya."

- welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

"why would you taste shoes"

[sonicexelle-junkary]

More dumb mobian oc shenanigans as an excuse to introduce y’all to my (non Sonic) oc Bedlam.

Charlie (the weasel)- @moderator-monnie / @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender

Edit: for the folks who wanna know what Bedlam really looks like, you can look at him here. Quickly, before I change his design again for the millionth time lol.

[cookie-catcoon]

👁️🔴👁️

I've Spotted You, I Crave The Shoes.

Or Laundry Soap I'll Take Either LOL

- Charlie The Cursed Phone Guy

Chocolat still doesn't know English that well yet, so...sometimes she doesn't know if things are literal or not.

Translator: Eh Sure, take the shoes they are all yours but...

Translation: I warn that they are VERY tall...

Fun fact... Chocolat is used to wearing such high heels, he likes to feel tall

( Charlie - @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender )

[weirdozjunkary]

“You are my dad! (Boogie woogie!)”

Nathaniel- @moderator-monnie / @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender / @nathaniel-the-support-worker