#Ron weasley headcanon

[luvvyouforever]

headcanons : harry potter boys x keeper!reader

↳ harry, ron, draco, neville, fred, george, remus, and sirius with a partner who can wield ancient magic (hogwarts legacy style).

↳ requests are open! submit ideas, drabbles, headcanons, or one shots to the link in my bio! don’t be shy <3

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harry potter:

-thinks it is the coolest shit ever! when you're in a fight together and you protect him by shooting a powerful blue bolt towards the enemy that disintegrates their very beginning, he feels so proud to be your partner!

-on the other side, he also knows it feels like to have a lot of pressure and power on your side. he worries about what it must feel like to wield ancient magic and be the only living person who can see it. every time you use it, he checks on you after, ensuring that you don't feel too exhausted and can continue fighting.

-supported you so much through the trials. he didn't need to know every detail of what you did and went through but he would hold you so tight when you came back, praising you over and over for being so strong and brave.

ron weasley:

-he's a little jealous, ngl. like his partner can use this sick magic and is responsible for keeping the magic safe and alive out of the wrong hands?? why can't he do that???

-i also feel like ron would be confused, if not a little angry, that you refuse to share the power and attempt what others have before (such as isidora using the magic to remove pain). he doesn't really understand the problem and feels like the keepers are suspicious.

-he'd brag about you alllllll the time though! like oh my god every second he would find some way to bring up the fact that you can do really awesome things and that you are his awesome partner forever!

draco malfoy:

-draco loves you a lot and finds your magic incredibly cool, don't get me wrong, but i think his family swayed his pursuit of you because wouldn't it be so grand if the malfoys had a keeper in their family? someone so powerful and knowledgeable? who would pass down the truth and their magic? yes please! (every time narcissa brings it up, it irks draco but also he pats himself on the shoulder for choosing you)

-wants to know every detail about the trials and the past and the memories you're viewing! you'll come back from a trial, sweaty and tired, maybe bleeding, and he'd help you first then ask hundreds of questions after.

-your use of ancient magic is not necessarily unknown and makes you quite popular among the students of hogwarts. this, however, makes draco really jealous. if he could, he would follow you everywhere, glaring down anyone who tries to make a move on you. before you go on adventures, classes, or just to the common room, he'll drape you in his slytherin scarf as if he was marking you.

neville longbottom:

-poor thing gets so nervous when you have to complete the trials or do something incredibly important for the sake of keeping the magic safe. he knows he can't go along with you but he'd stay by your side until the very moment you enter the map chamber, whispering praises and support the whole time.

-would heal up all your wounds and take care of you if you exerted too much during a fight. he knows how much everyone depends on you and the least he can do is take care of you properly! he would run you a bath, apply soothing balms to your skin or use his plants to heal you up, and cuddle you tightly!

-tries his hardest to not feel useless but sometimes it's hard when you're so strong and he's so...not. of course you'll always reassure him and give him the confidence he needs but very frequently, he gets really down on himself about it.

fred weasley:

-every day he comes to you with a new scheme that involves your magic. could you make a portal that leads from the dungeons of hogwarts to the top of the astronomy tower? it's important. snape is gonna get really mad when he goes into his office? can your magic fix that?

-begs, and i mean BEGS, you to let him come along on your adventures and battles. he wants nothing more than to support you and fight along your side! as long it's not a trial, you can't help but let him come along. you usually end up saving him after he pays a little more attention to the way your whip around the battle, taking down everyone effortlessly.

-speaking of paying too much attention to you, he thinks it is so attractive than you can do what you do! he gives you some time after fighting to recuperate but then immediately he is ON you. he's kissing you and telling you how hot it is when you turn someone to just particles.

george weasley:

-he wants you to teach him everything you can. there are some things that are just simply innate and can not be taught but all your tips and tricks when it comes to fighting will now be all of his tips and tricks. you two would just find some field away from the burrow and go at it, sending spell after spell at each other. georgie is just overflowing with adrenaline and it's a great way to get it out.

-deep down, a part of him wants to be protective of you. he wants to keep you from going out into danger and taking on dangerous tasks all for magic and some old people telling you what to do. but he knows better, trust me. he knows you can defend yourself just fine but he just wants to put you in a little bubble and never let anything hurt you.

-just like ron, he will brag about you whenever he can. everyone is sitting around the great hall table, talking about how it's so cool that you defeated a troll in one fell swoop and he just wraps his arm around your shoulders, a glimmer in his eye as he proceeds to say "yeah, aren't they just so amazing?"

remus lupin:

-fears for your health and safety so much! when you come back from a trial, he's hushing you and putting you in bed, feeding you chocolate and brewing tea until you feel better!! you are bearing the weight of centuries old magic all alone. the least he can do is take care of you!

-supports your decisions throughout your entire journey as a keeper. if you truly believe that releasing ancient magic to the world and using it for more than the original keepers intended, then he understands. if you want to continue to keep it hidden, he will not question your judgement.

-this is so fluffy but i feel like you figured out how to manipulate your ancient magic to floating, bright blue scenes and pictures. around remus's time of the month (said lovingly), you'll lay in bed with him and use your wand to paint pictures of animals, lakes, waves, stars, or, in more sappy moments, your future.

sirius black:

-he thinks it is SO hot that you can take someone down without barely blinking an eye. his favorite move you do is when you lift someone into the air and slam them down repeatedly. gets blushy and turned on excited every time.

-once followed you down into the map chamber only to be very harshly yelled at by one of the keeper's portraits. he just wanted to see what it looked like and to know where you go on dangerous missions!! who can blame him, truly? definitely grumbled the whole rest of the day.

-when you two get married, he refuses to let you take his last name and instead will either take yours or say screw it and come up with one! he doesn't want his family to have the gratification of having a keeper with the black family name. he wants you to shine for who you are and in another century, he wants your name to be yours, not his.

[ameliora-j]

‧₊˚ piercer!ron weasley x reader ‧₊˚

so anyway this has been on my mind since i got my nipples pierced specifically bc of the way i was moaning like a lil bitch in the piercer’s chair 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

content → piercer!ron, needles, nipple play, voyeurism, slight pain kink, praise, nipple piercings, blood mention, lightheadedness, 18+ BLOG MDNI

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you’re anxious as you walk into the shop, but you know you have to do this. it’s been years upon years since you’ve wanted this specific piercing—ever since you turned eighteen to be exact. you called on one of your breaks at work, asking if the tattoo shop did nipple piercings.

the kind lady connected you with the shop’s piercer—who to your surprise was a man with an english accent. after telling you the price, he asks specifically for cash. when you see the exact cash amount in your wallet, you figure it’s a sign. anytime that you plan in advance for any kind of piercing or tattoo, you lose the confidence of going nearly the day of—so it’s now or never.

when you walk in, a girl with bright pink hair looks around to see if anyone was available for a walk in. most of them were half asleep, and you feel bad for waking them up from their naps—but they don’t seem to mind. you’re surprised that they aren’t busy on a saturday evening, but a brunette man with round glasses stands and stumbled to the desk, ready to ask what tattoo you have in mind.

“um… hi… i called earlier um a-about… about nipple piercings” you stammer shyly, unable to hide the blush growing on your cheeks.

he wasn’t overly muscular or large, his small amount of tummy pudge peeking out as he stretched his arms high above his head, revealing more ink lining his torso.

“oh!” the man nods as he turns around and walks towards the back. “ron! piercing” you hear a soft grumble and a deep sigh—not of annoyance, but from just waking up. a tall redheaded man with broad shoulders appears. he has sleeves of tattoos lining his arms and some small tattoos on his hands. there was a small stud piercing beneath his eye, a few tattoos on his face as well.

you feel as though your breath is knocked out of your chest as he smiles at you, a small whine leaving his lips as he finishes his deep stretch. “sorry, i just woke up” he chuckles.

“oh no, don’t worry… i’m surprised you guys aren’t more busy tonight” you say, and he nods in agreement as he grabs the papers.

“i know, i was thinking the same thing” he chuckles, grabbing a pen. “i just need you to initial and sign this paper and then i need your id” he tells you, handing the paper and pen over to him. you nod softly and do as he says, passing over your id and scanning over the paper, initialing each line.

it isn’t long before you’re done and he comes back up to the front, leading you to his small section of the tattoo shop. “go ahead and sit right there” he nods, pointing to the tattoo chair as he looks over his tool tray and all that he has. you sit down in the chair, making yourself comfortable as you take your bag off and adjust yourself.

you learn quickly that ron isn’t much of a talker, but thankfully neither are you. he already has his tray set up, asking you a few quick questions as he moves everything over towards you. “so… obviously i don’t have a privacy curtain, i’m sorry about that” he blushes a bit as he finishes washing his hands. “If you just… bare with me a bit” he chuckles nervously.

he looks around his small station, noting that it’s basically out in the open. he’s a sweet man, you learn quickly, so you smile at him. “that’s alright” you reassure him. you wiggle a bit in the seat, still slightly anxious. “i’ll be fine” you nod, more so assuring yourself than him this time.

“go ‘head and take off your shirt, and then if you can just pull down your bra for me” he nods, turning around towards his desk and getting a little care package ready for when you go—wanting to give you at least some semblance of privacy while undressing.

when he turns back around, his cheeks tint pink as he looks first at your boobs then up at you. “you can just turn and face this way” he nods as he rolls over in the small circle chair. you do as he says and face him just as he turns to his tool tray. though he doesn’t have a privacy curtain, he uses his large body and broad shoulders to cover your breasts from the other piercers and the large windows—there were no other patrons in the shop besides you, so this made you feel incredibly at ease. “have you had your nipples pierced before?” he asks.

“no, never” you shake your head. he notices the tremor in your voice and gives you a little reassuring smile. he can tell you’re anxious, and he’s doing everything he can to ease your nerves. “i just have one rule for all my tattoo artists, piercers, nurses… anyone that comes near my body with a needle” you ramble a bit as you list the different occupations.

he chuckles a bit as he nods, grabbing an alcohol wipe to clean your nipples. “what is it?” he hums.

“don’t count.” you say seriously. “i don’t want 1, 2, 3 or 3, 2, 1… if you count i’ll tell you to stop and just go home” you tell him. ron laughs a bit harder, his orange curls bobbing as he nods in understanding.

“alright, i can do that” he nods. “i’m just gonna clean them, and then i’ll mark them and show you, and after that i’ll do the piercing” he informs you, and you’re nodding along with each thing he says. once you’ve gotten the nitty-gritty out of the way, you keep your head down, watching his arms and his body as he works. “do you have a preference of which one you want me to do first?” he asks.

“no” you shake your head. “just go for it” you giggle a bit, and he smiles at you. ron takes a gloved hand, starting with your left tit and gently pinching your nipple between his fingers. he flicks it a few times, his brows pinching together in focus as he plays with your nipple in order to get it hard. you don’t even notice ron has the needle in his hand until you feel it piercing through the sensitive skin.

you suck in air through your teeth, squeezing your hands into fists as you try, but fail, to bite back a whine. “breathe… breathe, it’s okay” ron whispers softly, inching a bit closer to you. “you can squeeze my shoulder if you need to… you won’t mess me up” he says softly. his movements are slow and deliberate, taking time to not mess up your piercing as he pushes the needle through to the other side.

a moan of pain tumbles past your lips once more as you squeeze his shoulder and grit your teeth. “owowowow” you whine, trying your hardest not to squirm or cringe away in pain.

“i know, i’m sorry” he murmurs softly. “you’re doing so good, we’re almost there” he whispers. just as he says that, you feel the needle poke through the other side, and you let out a sigh of relief. your relief is short lived as he pushes the jewelry through the new hole he just made in your body and another high pitched moan tumbles past your lips. “there we go…” he says softly, gently rubbing your side. “i just have to screw this in and then i’ll move on to the other side” he tells you as he grabs the ball end of the jewelry.

the second one is nowhere near as painful as the first—going in much easier as well. however, it still has you making those pretty little sounds on that are making ron’s cock harden as he wonders what other sounds he can pull from you. “that’s it” he praises gently, nearly having to physically restrain himself from placing a kiss to your delicate skin. “you did so good” he hums, beginning to clean the spilling blood.

“thank you” you smile at him as he finishes up, letting you know you can redress and beginning to clean his station. as you pull your bra back up and grab for your shirt, the room begins to spin. you squeeze your eyes shut and take a deep breath, a small smile gracing your lips as you become slightly loopy. “um… can i lay down for a minute?” you giggle softly.

“yeah of course!” he smiles as he turns to look at you. “are you lightheaded?” he asks, walking over to his mini fridge. when you only hum and nod in response, he hands you a capri sun and a pack of scooby-doo fruit snacks. “here… sugar will help” he tells you. he sits in his chair as you pop open the capri sun, now done cleaning. “eat the fruit snacks. all that sugar will help.” he tells you softly when he notices you only drinking the juice.

you nod lazily, squinting your eyes open as you make a small rip in the package. “yanno usually i’m paid to see my tits, not the other way around… and you didn’t even compliment them” you sigh, your head still spinning a bit as you smile lazily. you bite back a giggle when you imagine the blush that you definitely know is coating his cheeks.

his only response is a chuckle, and you think that’s the end of it until you’re checking out and paying him—now ready to actually stand straight and be able to drive your car. as you hand him the money, he gives you a care package, a cute sticker, aftercare instructions, ointment and alcohol wipes, a lollipop, and a blank card with his name and number. “text me a picture when you have the gauze off so i can make sure they look alright… maybe then i’ll compliment them” he winks slyly.

suddenly, you’re the one blushing as you walk out to your car.

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[punkstarrr]

Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter

Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny

Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?

Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.

[prismolovesfanfiction]

So "jail" is on the Weasley Family clock but who do yall think got jailed to make that happen

My bet is Bill

[forthehpfanboys]

Thinking of getting caught in the rain with Ron. Him sneaking you into his dorm room, giggling as he uses his towel to dry your hair off. Realizing how close you are and blushing. Him offering you his spare quidditch jersey because the rain soaked through your uniform and he can lowkey see- using the weather as an excuse to cuddle. Him thinking that you're asleep and kissing your forehead 🥺

Sorry if I'm sending in too many asks I just can't stop thinking about him

- 🍒

NO BUT THIS? YES.

Him brushing your hair, if it's long enough. The way he flops down onto his bed and drags you down with him. The way he wraps his long, strong, arms around your waist and pulls you straight into his side.

The way he kisses your clean hair and greedily inhales the scent of your shampoo and just- oh god he's just got heart eyes for you.

And seeing you in HIS jersey? Is making him giggle and hid his face in the crook of his other arm because he's starting to blush.

And he adores you. He wants to kiss you while the rain keeps coming down. Fuck, he LOVES you.

[easterbonnet]

HP Boys React... to you dancing around your room listening to music

Oliver Wood -

He'd walk in the room, not too surprised to see you bouncing around

He'd chuckle, tapping you on the shoulder, you'd sprint to turn off your music

"Y/n, you didn't tell me you could dance"

He wouldn't embarrass you, but you'd never really speak of it again

Next time you'd make sure to listen quietly with your headphones

Neville Longbottom -

Whilst dancing, you'd see him in the corner of your eye and stop what you're doing

"Oh, you don't have to stop on my account"

You'd end up chatting, he'd offer to teach you the Waltz

You'd glide around the room together, soft classical music playing in the background. He's really good, nailing every move.

You'd cheer him on

"It's not like I practise or anything ha..."

He wouldn't see the whole thing as something out of the ordinary, he'd like it

Tom Riddle -

You'd be jumping around your room, eyes closed, focused on the music, until you opened them for a second, only to see Tom leaning against the wall, arms crossed, watching you attentively

You'd be startled, having no idea how long he'd been watching you, not hearing him come in

You'd get all embarrassed and blush

"No no, carry on, I was quite enjoying the private show", he'd insist, with a huge smirk

You wouldn't know what to do, just stood there looking at him, he'd come over slowly, his hands on your hips, and whisper encouragement in your ear...

Remus Lupin -

He'd hear the music ringing from underneath the door, and call out to you

Getting no reply, he'd open the door ajar to see what's up, peeping his head around, to see you dancing away happily

He'd laugh to himself and come up around the side of you, chuckling again when he saw the look of realisation on your face

"Is this what the kids listen to these days...", he'd bop his head along encouragingly

He'd tease you, ending up talking about what music you were both into, him trying to convince you that jazz is the best, after being impressed but shocked at your music taste

Ron Weasley -

He'd be bright red straight away, partly embarrassed to catch you when you clearly didn't think anyone would interrupt

Would end up laughing, crying laughing as he'd go and turn the music off

You'd be mortified and feel your cheeks burning

After you'd both gotten over the shock, he'd secretly think you were kinda cool, crazy too, but kinda cool

"You like (insert band name here)? Yeahhh same same, cool isn't it, how we both like (/)", you knew he'd never listened to them before, but let him get away with it

You'd make him promise not to tell anyone, he'd end up spilling to Harry anyway

Draco Malfoy -

He'd spot you and hide behind the door frame, just the top of his head visible, watching you

"What the..."

He'd be kind of embarrassed for you

After a few seconds, he'd stride in, making fun of you, smiling

You'd grab his arm and pull him to dance with you, he'd have none of it, shaking you off and laying on the sofa while you messed about

He'd judge your music taste, hard, he'd give you song recs too

He would never let you live it down, constantly bringing it up whenever he can

Sirius Black -

"Ahhh I love this song" - Sirius

You would both have a dance party, your own private rave

You'd both be laughing the whole time, not embarrassed one bit

Singing along not caring how it sounded

He'd fangirl over all the bands you listen to, you'd have similar taste

There wouldn't be a single song skip

By the end of it, you'd be out of breath, "Wow, my girl, I needed that", he'd admit, panting on the sofa

Gilderoy Lockhart -

He'd hear the music from the hallway and start whistling to himself, then he'd enter the room and literally prance around in front of you

You'd see him instantly, trying not to laugh

He'd grab your hand and spin you around, pulling off all sorts of clumsy ballroom moves, which really didn't fit the music you were listening to

"And now... the big lift", he'd endlessly attempt to lift you grandly, failing, leaving both of you scattered across the floor in a heap, dying laughing

He'd be silly and playful with it

Cedric Diggory -

He'd smile straight away, sneaking up on you to give you a hug, shaking your shoulders side to side, dancing to the music

Giggling, he'd copy the silly dance moves he saw you doing

He wouldn't make you feel silly or ashamed

Now, whenever you hear that song or one similar, you both laugh, remembering that moment

[rabbit-reveries]

—𝑺omnophilic Thoughts on Ron W.

TW: Somnophilia, dubcon/noncon, oral (m)

Ron Weasley x GN!Best Friend

💭 Thinking about Ron asleep in his room, soft snores in the air. He is such a heavy sleeper, and doesn't even stir when the mattress dips with the weight of his best friend making space for themselves in the bed. He doesn't so much as twitch when they move the covers off of him, doesn't appear to be bothered by the night air. Only a whimper scapes when they begin kissing his neck, hand shaky with antecipation as they press it to his cock, slowly but surely awakening his member to the heat of the actions.

Ron twitches in his sleep as his best friend, the person he trusts most in the world, places his semi-hard dick into their mouth. Their plump lips wrap around him perfectly, almost like there is practice to it. Only God knows how many times they fantasized about this, to the point they just couldn't take anymore. They lick from base to top and suck on the red, leaky tip. Ron frowns at it, seemingly conflicted between waking up and staying in the pleasant dream. His friend realizes, and kisses the tip of his cock with a grin, hand jerking him. What a big surprise he will have if he wakes up to this! They could've dosed his tea with a sleep potion, but the thrill of risking everything runs deliciously through their veins, and makes it worth it to let it all work naturally.

[yupthisisshe]

Dating or being good friends with Ron headcanon: Sometimes Ron chews rather loudly

You’re staring at Ron with the intent of catching his attention.

“What?” he asks, mouth stuffed, his words muffled by the food in his mouth.

“I think could hear you chewing from the astronomy tower if I tried,” you respond with an open smile and a jokingly raised eyebrow.

“Oh,” he says before swallowing his food. “Sorry.” His voice was finally fully coherent without the food in his mouth.

“S’alright. I do it too. I’ve got no room to talk, honestly,” you jest.

Ron smiles. Both at your antics and at this example of how you don’t mind his ‘annoying’ tendencies. Everyone else wants him to be perfect or at least be better, but you don’t. You just want him to be Ron. He appreciates that in you. It makes him feel valued in a world where he often feels overlooked and inadequate. Between Harry and his siblings, it’s hard to find someone who appreciates him. He’s glad to have found that in you.

[rypnami]

ron weasley probably ran the chocolate frog card trading circuit at hogwarts like the navy

[death-notex]

Ron Weasley x Harry Potter Headcannons

• On nights where Harry had nightmares he would often climb into bed with Ron and cuddle with him until he was able to calm down or go back to sleep.

• Harry had to walk really quietly since Hogwarts’s floorboards were creaky and he didn’t want to wake up any of the other Gryffindors.

• One time Neville got up in the middle of the night because he forgot to water the plant by his bed and saw Ron sneaking into Harry’s bed. Neville pretended like he didn’t see anything and just went back to bed (after watering his plant of course). But every now and again he would shoot Ron and Harry a small smile because he was happy for them.

• It took Harry and Ron years to figure out they liked each other, let alone ask the other out.

• The two went to the Yule Ball together as “just friends”. When everyone saw the two walk onto the floor together for the champions dance they all thought that the two were “coming out”. Harry and Ron were too dense to realize that they would be perceived as anything but friends.

• Everyone else knew that the two liked each other way before Ron and Harry realized it for themselves. Fred and George started a huge amount of bets on when the two would start dating or come out.

• Ginny grew out of her crush with Harry and ended up being really chill with her brother and Harry’s relationship, despite both boys’ worries

• Harry gave Ron his quidditch jersey after every season and during the summers Ron would wear it to bed every night.

[delumineight]

hi hello :)) im sure you've been asked this a million times before but romione headcanons??

i have but i literally love sharing them and i always have new ones (especially since the last time i posted them here)… so they’re below the cut because they’re extensive. i may go more in depth to certain ones in the future, but these are surface level for now.

ron is 6’4” while hermione is 5’6”

personally i headcanon ron scrawny as hell and hermione to be midsized

the “alternate house” thing isn’t real for either of them they’re both such gryffindors through and through

they don’t talk about him leaving during the horcrux hunt except for one time, in the tent after xenophillius’ alone without harry listening

they do however talk about the deluminator after the way and try to figure out why the hell it did that

they sent owls back and forth constantly when hermione went back to school — they owe errol and pigwidgeon actual reparations

they didn’t really plan having rose, they had talked about it but they weren’t like “let’s have a kid” they just stopped taking precautions

hermione absolutely loves wearing his shirts

ron was already thinking about quitting aurors and discussed it with hermione, but he’s pushed over the edge when he has to face a boggart and it’s hermione being tortured at malfoy manor. he turns in his papers the next day without telling her

hermione cannot, and i mean cannot PLEASE keep her out of the kitchen, cook but ron can and he loves doing so

their favorite spot for prefect rounds was the astronomy tower

personal indulgent one here… i know not everyone agrees… but they were secretly dating the entirety of deathly hallows and kept it a secret because it was too dangerous of times for a “blood traitor” and “mudblood” to be together and they didn’t want harry to feel alienated when he was around them

ron is pretty much all of the kids’ favorite uncle

ron has blond eyelashes and hermione will never get over how the sun falls through them

ron’s scar from getting splinched is a lot worse than you’d think, it’s deep and marred and has a texture to it all the way around

hermione has night terrors, maybe even sleep paralysis and she only goes to healer for it after ron begs and begs her to, but she makes sure he’s with her the entire time

hermione’s scars from bellatrix never fade

also, she has one from dolohov’s curse from the battle of the department of mysteries in ootp that stretches from one shoulder diagonally across her torso to her opposite hip

ron knew he was going to marry hermione at fred’s funeral

if ron and harry go back to hogwarts for their eighth year with hermione: they are absolutely the most annoying couple ever! also they’re head boy and girl

if draco and harry get together: they hate it at first. personally, i hate hate hate the idea that they were immediately like okay whatever about it. drarry friends do y’all know what he did to them!2?!2/!?! they warm up to the idea slowly because they see how happy harry is because of him but it’s a process.

nsfw-ish

these are very tame! but warning for anyone who needs it.

hermione is actually more… eager for lack of better terms after the war

their first time is in australia

poor harry has seen and heard far too much than what he’d like

i may list more of these later but in the future bc this was for general headcanons and not nsfw!

[katesmagicshop]

RON TURNS TO COOKING AFTER THE WAR . . .

i saw a headcanon once about how ron and harry are probably great cooks and hermione isn't and yk what it changed my life

ron weasley looks at home in a kitchen, and he doesn't know why it comes as a surprise to everyone. he grew up with six siblings and a mum who couldn't do everything herself. plus, with an appetite like his, it just made sense he pick it up.

ron turns to cooking after the war. while his friends dive headfirst into politics (hermione well on her way to be minister of magic) and more fighting (harry becomes an auror almost immediately), he finds solace in the hogwarts kitchen as head chef. there's a sort of special joy, a type of happiness unreplicated elsewhere, found in seeing little eyes light up and smiles grow at the sight of a warm meal he's made.

people talk, and ron sees confusion at every turn of his life (on the face of his friends when he first announced what he planned to do, in his family when he returned to hogwarts, and even with reporters who were at a loss of words). but he's spent most of his childhood at the forefront of a war that shouldn't have come to what it did. he didn't have a choice in fighting then; it was what he had to do. but now? in the aftermath of it all, ron didn't want to draw anymore blood. he'd already lost a brother and far more friends than he could count. he'd been grieving since he was 14, but as the world began to quiet, ron didn't know if he had any more fight left in him.

so he cooked. he baked. he created. ron had always been shoddy when it came to healing. it felt clumsy coming from him—the wandwork and words. hermione was better. harry was too. but he always thought food healed the soul—it healed his.

and sure, he supposed he could have become an auror like harry did or help george out at the joke shop or even find another ministry job like everyone else, but ron wasn't interested in picking up the wizarding world's broken pieces or chasing down final loose ends. he didn't want to spend the rest of his life reminded of the worst of humanity. he wanted to get better. he wanted to feel human again.

and ron felt human when he was tempering chocolate for dessert (smiling at the thought of how he met his best mate, how harry was so willing to spend all he had on shared sweets for some kid he didn't even know) and dicing onions for minced pies (thinking about his first day at school, amazed and overwhelmed by his first hogwarts feast) and peeling potatoes for dinner (remembering his first christmas with harry and hermione, the innocent laughter that befell them before things got so complicated) and mopping the kitchen after all the day's meals were done (holding back his laughter when he heard from the elves that him and fred couldn't possibly be related because fred was a shit cook and mixed up mayonnaise with paste once).

ron looked at home in a kitchen because he was.

[the-sinister-story-teller]

Harry Potter Character Headcanons!

Mentions: No NSFW, small angst warning.

Characters: Harry, Ron, Draco.

Harry:

He was definitely shaken when he found out you actually loved him.

He's very affectionate! Expect constant gifts, love notes, flowers, and overall lots of love!

He comes to your defense, and when Draco found out you were dating Harry, the bullying got relentless. Of course, he's gotten into a wand duel a couple of times.

He's constantly sneaking out the gryffindor common rooms to meet you in your own common room.

If you're a fellow gryffindor, he's definitely sneaking out of the common rooms with you.

You both go on dates consistently to hogsmeade.

He has introduced you to Sirius, and oh my god, Sirius adores you. He teases Harry constantly about it.

"Well Harry? When will you marry her!" "I- Sirius stop iiiit!"

Ron:

Oh my lord- The way he melted when you confessed.

He's the cutest boy to date- he's very clumsy around you surprisingly, slipping constantly but always coming up with sweet but cheesy pick-up lines.

Flirt with him and he will freeze up!!

Molly ADOOOOORES you! He introduced you to her and she practically squealed. She was just happy Ron found someone.

Arthur definitely gave Ron (horrible) advice on the relationship-

Poor Ron will never live peacefully around his brothers again now that you're here. Constant teasing and playing is at cost right now.

At school, he gives you flowers and sweets a LOT! Not to mention, he loves going on picnics with you.

"Oh Ron!! I'm so happy for you!! She's truly a gem to have!!" "Mum please..."

Draco:

It was toxic at first. He didn't acknowledge you much and honestly the relationship at first felt like you two were just acquaintances.

As the relationship grew though, he became more affectionate. Hand holding, small kisses, ect.

He isn't a big fan of PDA, but doesn't mind it. He won't initiate it though, so once you do, he's hooked. Only time he doesn't like it is when it's in front of his friends.

Speaking of; the moment one of the slytherin kids make a rude comment about you, he's pissed. Royaly.

He kept you far away and in the dark about his parents. With everything going on, he just didn't want you involved and hurt.

But it didn't stay a secret for long. Lucius found out and safe to say; he dislikes you. A lot.

Narcissa and Bellatrix though, they like you. Narcissa is more accepting though!

[punkstarrr]

Ron only shares his food with Harry

Like if Ron was sitting at a dinner party

With Harry and Lavender

If Harry even looked at something on Ron’s plate

Ron would give him it

Meanwhile if Lavender (or anyone else but Harry for that matter) asked for even just a bite of his food

He might end up stabbing them

[prismolovesfanfiction]

oh to have seen Molly Weasley's reaction at having a grown man pretend to be her kids pet

[forthehpfanboys]

Rereading your fics and thinking about Ron being jealous of Harry because he think his crush likes Harry even though they obviously like Ron. Ron just staring at them and thinking of how he can't compete with Harry. His crush having to kiss him to prove that they like him. God everytime I try to write something it turns a lil angsty

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Bro no but I've been rereading my OWN shit and goddamn.

He would get so pouty. Like he gets snappy too. He crossed his arms and bounces his leg and huffs and glares at Harry like 24/7.

They definitely argue like an old married couple like super late and the whole dorm has a fit about it because now no one can sleep.

Eventually tho, they work it out because you asked too many questions and got pissy because Ron was pissy and then he accidentally confesses and Harry is like

"No, dude, I don't have a crush on them!!" And he smiles and- idk I think it's cuuutteeeee.