#Rolling and Royalty

[pro-royalty]

Zendaya

[illustratus]

Charles the Bold (Charles le Téméraire)

[captainjonnitkessler]

Granby: Laurence you have to help me, Izkierka is trying to marry me off to the Empress

Hammond: Laurence you have to help me, this dragon is trying to adopt me and she will NOT take no for an answer

Laurence, to whom the plot has been happening for seven straight books and is honestly just glad to not be the only one anymore: Yeah sometimes stuff like that happens, I find it's best to just accept it

[world-of-wales]

The Princess of Wales looks on as her sports addict of a husband is being a dramatic fanboy | 15 MARCH 2025

[pucks-shitposts]

Princess!Jay, knight!Gil, and criminal!Chip

[videnrambles]

Why tf is the nations King threatening my 6 year old son!?

Basically Royalty AU where Nanami Kento is a high ranking noble and Yuuji + the 10 death paintings are his sons.

Rumors spread that one of this nobles sons claims that he is better than the current king, going around calling themself the Tiger King.

The actual king, Gojo Satoru, hears about this and goes to meet this noble who so shamelessly believes themself worthy to hold the title of king.

Gojo shows up at Nanami's mansion and demanding to meet the "great and mighty Tiger King" who believes themself to be stronger than the Gojo Satoru.

It is revealed that the Tiger King is a 6 year old Yuuji, who rides around on his oversized grumpy pet tiger, Sukuna, and shouts "I am the tiger king."

The claims that he is stronger than Gojo?

A merchant overheard a conversations between the two Nobles, Nanami and Utahime. They were recounting a game of pretend between their kids, Yuuji and Todo. The merchant then spun the story massively to attract customers.

They weren't even pretend fighting Gojo, they were freeing the kingdom from the evil Jogo(Nanami's head chef).

So now Gojo is faced with:

A crying 6 year old who thinks he and his new friend Todo are going to jail for playing pretend.

An angry tiger that somehow understands that Gojo is the reason his child is sad and now wants to eat him

A rightfully furious father who seems 5 seconds from successfully committing regicide

Several angry older siblings who look ready to help their father in his crime (all 9 death paintings are here, fuk u)

The story could end with Gojo being thrown out of Nanami's mansion while being chased by Sukuna.

The story could also continue with Gojo trying to gain Nanami and his family's favor (Nanago?). He desperately tries to win them over by sending wildly extravagant and expensive gifts.

There is basically no readily accessible information on what Nanami, or really anyone in the family, likes. So every gift that Gojo presents is met with a disapproving sneer or some equal expression of disdain.

Yuuji seems to have forgiven him, but Gojo also saw him apologize a wall after running into it and than talk to it for 20 minutes. So he's pretty the kid doesn't even remember him as anything but the weird white haired guy who always has candy.

Idk just King Gojo desperately trying to gain the forgiveness of this really hot noble dad that he pissed off, and constantly failing miserably.

[nguyenfinity]

Sunnytrip Endless Summer never ends with Alkaloid in the second half of the July features!

frameless below the cut!

you get spade bubbles from blowing spade shaped breaths

[fell-maverick]

Royalty Au- Magicborn

(Long lore-dump for the au below)

Once upon a time there were two kingdoms. With two princes who were very close. They were both savants in the way of magic, brilliant minds and talents who enjoyed nothing more than to expirament with the magical order.

Their names were Thomas Light, and Albert Wily.

One day the princes met up and agreed to perform the ultimate magic expirament. An action thought impossible, to create life from magic.

After days upon months and even years in pursuit of life from magic, they succeeded. The first Magicborn. They named him Blues.

Albert told Light to keep the child as his future heir, knowing his friend was unlikely to seek a consort for himself. The two continued their experiments even after the birth of Blues, but upon presenting the babe to the world, all eyes were on Thomas and Albert now. And as time went on, Thomas gained accolades and praise for his advancements and raising of Blues, while Albert... Albert had gone down a more dangerous path, focusing on the raw power the Magicborn could be capable of, and received criticism, and ire.

Albert grew jealous of Thomas, and a rift opened between them, growing larger and deeper as time went on, a rift that Thomas, now King Light, was unaware of.

Until he realized there was something wrong with Blues. His magical core was unstable, just to keep himself alive his body siphoned the mana around him. Grass withered at his feet, flowers died at his touch, his very presence had been aging Light. King Light took him to Albert immediately, now King Wily. Wily agreed to find a solution with Light, coming up with a barrier spell that would cycle and recycle the magic through Blue's core, but that could hold potentially catastrophic results should Blues be struck in the heart. So Light decided to keep searching lest they grow complacent in such a dangerous, even if temporary, solution. But Wily... Wily lied to Blues, planted fear in his heart that Light had deemed him a failure and was planning to unmake him and Blues allowed Wily to cast the barrier.

Blues ran away. Light was left in despair, at the loss of his son and Wily's betrayal.

He waited, he waited for ten long years for Blues to return, but he never did. King Light didn't want to give up hope though, and so he resolved that when Blues returned, he would return to a welcoming family; he experimented with creating more stable magicborn making them more constructs to aid the people of his land till he realized creating them on his own was sapping his life. And so he reached out to a spirit of the wind, asking to borrow their power to create. The spirit found his desire amusing and agreed and twins were born of their mana.

King Light named them Rock and Roll.

But Wily was not resting upon his laurels. Upon hearing of Rock and Roll's birth he grew furious, hearing the praise the children received, how blessed they appeared. He took a bride, a powerful witch, whether or not they liked each other, only they know. Through their union they created their own magicborn child, a strong child, and named him... Well they disagreed upon his name, so the babe was given two. His father called him Bass, his mother called him Forte and they decided he could decide which he liked better. Wily insisted that Bass was the better name.

Rock and Roll grew up beloved by all, their father, construct siblings and the people of Light's kingdom.

Bass knew of love from only his mother and his beast, Trebel. His people were wary and feared him, his father only seemed to have expectations that he be the strongest.

Rock and Bass would clash many times over the years. And after each clash Bass would return defeated to the ire of King Wily.

Blues' return to Light's side, only to abdicate his throne to Rock was the last straw.

One day, when the summer sun blazed hot in the sky, threatening to scorch the very earth, Wily and his queen sealed themselves in the tower closest to the firmament. Whatever happened in that tower, the light that poured from it nearly blinded all who witnessed it and when it was done and the door was opened, Bass' mother was dead, Wily had aged and in his arms was a wailing magicborn baby boy.

He was named Zero. For he was to have no equal.

When King Light heard of the child, the magicborn so powerful that he took the life of King Wily's consort, years of Wily's own life and rumored to have taken mana from the sun itself when he was born, he became afraid. For his sons, his daughter, his kingdom. The power this child was said to bear, the threat he posed if he stood unopposed. And so, on a cool autumn evening, with only the moon and Blues as witness, King Light called his favorite student, a nobleman named Cain and his magicborn son Sigma, to stay with Rock and Roll, and silently ventured deep into the forest, to a quiet lake that perfectly reflected the Moon's light.

Blues will not say what transpired that night. But he returned alone save for babe in his arms. King Light's final decree was the babe's name, X. For within him was unlimited potential.

Rock was too young and Blues was too unwilling to take the throne, and so Lord Cain took the mantel of Regent till Rock felt he was ready to rule.

The kingdom mourned the loss of their King and celebrated their new prince. But the celebration did not last long, Wily saw an opportunity, and launched an attack, sending the two kingdoms spiraling into all out war, gone were the skirmishes Rock could fight on his own.

As Blues led the army with Rock and Sigma at his side, Cain resolved the best way to keep X safe was to keep him as far from the battlefield as possible, learning the blade in self defense. But X would end up favoring the bow.

The years passed and the fighting died down with Wily growing more reclusive, Zero was raised in strife. Bass' ire ensured he had no brother to lean on, and Trebel rejected him on Bass' command, but he was able to simply leave the castle should he desire the company of others, or visit a neighboring allied Kingdom founded and governed entirely by magicborn. Meanwhile X was raised in compassion, but isolated. All he has for friends were his family, Lord Cain, their pets and the servants.

For his 18th birthday, all X wanted was to go out to town, meet and walk amongst his people, but instead he got an extravagant ball.

It is there that X and Zero met.

Neither one knowing their fathers meant for them to destroy one another.

[pro-royalty]

Sabrina Carpenter x Rolling Stone Magazine

[avetesketches]

Played dress up with the Sonic girls plus my oc Ayla. I will literally make any excuse to draw characters in pretty dresses 💕

Side note: potential STH royal fantasy AU ?? Maybe? It would be some kind of mix between LOTR, STH Black Knight, and every fantasy manhwa under the sun.

I’ve definitely taken some inspiration from a different AU that I recall from when I was younger but need to dig through DeviantArt to find it again 🥲

[jon-sedai]

As an aspiring hater, I must appreciate Jon’s dedication to the game. He literally met everyone on Team Dragonstone and just immediately hated them. The only reason he and Davos don’t have beef is because they don’t really know each other like that. But otherwise, my boy is ready to throw straight hands every time he has to deal with Mel, or the Kingsmen, and especially the Queensmen. He’s probably even ready to throw hands with Stannis himself but I think he lowkey doesn’t want to do it because that would now be abusing the elderly, which wouldn’t be very good given his track record with Thorne and Slynt.

[quartzslab]

(this is a little long of a ramble SORRY i have a lot of thoughts and can talk about ghostknife forever)

i finished listening to all of the pd s2 rolleds and i need the boys to know that if they're afraid of changing vyncent and williams dynamic by making them date, it would change their dynamic MORE if vyncent rejected will because they've had romantic tension for TWO. SEASONS.

this is not me saying it needs to be canon or anything like that but charlie did bring up how it would be realistic for vyncent to reject william because they're both so young and like yeah??? they are??? which is kinda the point?? idk maybe it's cause i'm aroace but dating is NOT that serious- let them date and let it be awkward and messy and cringefail because they're young and have crushes! (the same way william tries to flirt and it's awful but vyncent doesn't mind!)

what makes ghostknife so compelling is yes they're best friends and family and also a little something else that separates them from being JUST best friends. like "yeah we're best friends that make each other jealous and hold hands and sometimes use pet names and watch movies together and stare into each others eyes and yea i'd die and kill for you if you asked me to bro haha i got you!" do i need to introduce them to the best friends to lovers trope because...

the thing about ghostknife is if they dated nothing would change except they would be allowed to be more romantic and flirty and obnoxious and gross and that would be it. like they are already the worst...so them putting a label on it is like okay??? they were doing that already????

[kaeyachi]

Diluc comes across a portal that traps him in an AU where Mondstadt continued to keep their monarchy, and in that world, he is apparently the prince and next in line for the throne.

And YAY Crepus is alive as their king, but the next person to tell Diluc that he needed to sit up straight and use the correct utensils instead of whatever he felt like, he will start stabbing them with one of the 3 knives on the dinner table.

(it was Kaeya, and he didn't have the heart to stab him, so he's back to moping and planning a way to go back home)

[randomspagetti]

Ok so- WatcherCao RoleSwapAu

I got carried away, but anyways-

It's a role swap BUT NOT an ancient swap, after the dark flour war, Cacao realizes the kingdom is too weak to continue to play a big part, worrying that if Dark Enchantress comes back, she'll do what she did to GCs kingdom to his, so he "disappears" for a century, protecting his kingdom on the down low, until nobody who has his face memorized is alive.

He later takes jobs in the citadel, switching up his station all around the kingdom and outside it, every few decades so nobody catches on. Second Watcher is elected as king, and notices something....Odd. About one of their upkeepers.

Basically: Short struggling king x Secretly an ancient hero upkeeper

Some random excerpts from the discord for info:

Cacao: *grabs the souljam and protects SW with his sword*

Soul jam: *lights up*

SW:

He was supposed to have his slow burn office romance and the souljam ruined it 😤😤🤬🤬🤬

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SW: huh, our ancients souljam reacts a lot when its around you

Cao: huh- that's uh interesting 👁️👁️

_

SW: wow, you know a lot about our kingdoms history

Cacao: UH- yeah- not like I was there or anything 👀

_

Also some interesting stuff:

-Cacao's outfit is from the NPCs in the background during the DCK stages

-By "Upkeeper" I mean he effectively just does maid stuff, while keeping inventory, and looking after the king.

-I call SW "Coffee Roll" just so you know

-Coffee Roll is very tired from all the work all the time, at first he's too tired to care about Cacao's inconsistentces, but when he starts getting closer to him it starts to really make him wonder

-Coffee Roll, while a very good king, definitely feels the weight of not being as good as their ancient. It makes him stressed out at times that he's not doing good enough.

[galebecky97]

my wretched daughter

[waugh-bao]

So something I’ve been noticing is how many stories there are about Mick that include an aside of Charlie being there. There’s that one you posted about the album cover designer talking about meeting Mick, but Charlie was also there with him the whole time. I also saw a story on a ‘have you met anyone famous?’ Twitter thread where someone who worked at a music store said they met Mick when he came in looking for an album and then in a follow-up tweet said Charlie was also there “in a non-speaking role.” Or when Mick met a potential ghostwriter and Charlie was also there. And I know I’ve read several other articles where the focus is on Mick but then a sentence off-handedly reveals Charlie has silently been sitting on the couch or wandering around in the background before the writer turns the attention back to Mick. It’s so extrovert/introvert old married couple I can’t stand it.

Absolutely!

My favorite (visual) example of this is the little backstage clip Lucas shared a few years ago, where at first you just see Mick watching the cricket, and then a few seconds later you see who is sitting next to him:

But it’s really all over, from family photos:

To football games:

To Mick’s first ever Instagram post:

Charlie is there in the non-Stones part of Mick’s 20x as often as anyone else from the band. And these are just the bits we’re allowed to see (or read about).