#Rolling and Royalty

[pro-royalty]

Zendaya

[captainjonnitkessler]

Granby: Laurence you have to help me, Izkierka is trying to marry me off to the Empress

Hammond: Laurence you have to help me, this dragon is trying to adopt me and she will NOT take no for an answer

Laurence, to whom the plot has been happening for seven straight books and is honestly just glad to not be the only one anymore: Yeah sometimes stuff like that happens, I find it's best to just accept it

[whensecretsrise]

A prince who offers up a riding crop to his favorite knight. The knight disrobes and sits on one of the many plush chairs in the prince's chamber before ushering the prince into his lap. The prince, needy with anticipation, grinds his ass against his knight's cock until it is hard between his thighs. The knight shifts and with an easy shuffle presses himself into the prince's waiting cunt. He spreads the prince's legs wide and taps his little tdick with the crop. The prince immediately breathes a sigh of pleasure and begins to roll his hips. His knight stops him, pins him still with one hand, and taps him a little harder with the crop. He alternates between soft, feather-light taps and ones that have the prince yelping, his cunt throbbing with need. Each time the prince gets close the knight stops. He soothes the prince, bringing him down from his high before picking up the crop and starting all over.

He edges the prince over and over again until the prince's eyes are red with tears and his own composure breaks. He casts the crop aside to fuck roughly up into his prince. Fast and hard until the prince is gushing over his cock and he's finally spilled his seed into the royal cunt.

"Good boy," the knight soothes. "Such a good prince for me. You did so well. Shall we try this again in a few days?"

All the prince can do is gasp and nod his consent.

The knight kisses him and helps him into the tub. He bathes his prince with loving hands before carrying him to bed. With reluctance he lets his knight return to the barracks, even though what he wants most in the world is for them to share a bed.

[pucks-shitposts]

Princess!Jay, knight!Gil, and criminal!Chip

[nguyenfinity]

Sunnytrip Endless Summer never ends with Alkaloid in the second half of the July features!

frameless below the cut!

you get spade bubbles from blowing spade shaped breaths

[avetesketches]

Played dress up with the Sonic girls plus my oc Ayla. I will literally make any excuse to draw characters in pretty dresses 💕

Side note: potential STH royal fantasy AU ?? Maybe? It would be some kind of mix between LOTR, STH Black Knight, and every fantasy manhwa under the sun.

I’ve definitely taken some inspiration from a different AU that I recall from when I was younger but need to dig through DeviantArt to find it again 🥲

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

As an aspiring hater, I must appreciate Jon’s dedication to the game. He literally met everyone on Team Dragonstone and just immediately hated them. The only reason he and Davos don’t have beef is because they don’t really know each other like that. But otherwise, my boy is ready to throw straight hands every time he has to deal with Mel, or the Kingsmen, and especially the Queensmen. He’s probably even ready to throw hands with Stannis himself but I think he lowkey doesn’t want to do it because that would now be abusing the elderly, which wouldn’t be very good given his track record with Thorne and Slynt.

[kaeyachi]

Diluc comes across a portal that traps him in an AU where Mondstadt continued to keep their monarchy, and in that world, he is apparently the prince and next in line for the throne.

And YAY Crepus is alive as their king, but the next person to tell Diluc that he needed to sit up straight and use the correct utensils instead of whatever he felt like, he will start stabbing them with one of the 3 knives on the dinner table.

(it was Kaeya, and he didn't have the heart to stab him, so he's back to moping and planning a way to go back home)

[randomspagetti]

Ok so- WatcherCao RoleSwapAu

I got carried away, but anyways-

It's a role swap BUT NOT an ancient swap, after the dark flour war, Cacao realizes the kingdom is too weak to continue to play a big part, worrying that if Dark Enchantress comes back, she'll do what she did to GCs kingdom to his, so he "disappears" for a century, protecting his kingdom on the down low, until nobody who has his face memorized is alive.

He later takes jobs in the citadel, switching up his station all around the kingdom and outside it, every few decades so nobody catches on. Second Watcher is elected as king, and notices something....Odd. About one of their upkeepers.

Basically: Short struggling king x Secretly an ancient hero upkeeper

Some random excerpts from the discord for info:

Cacao: *grabs the souljam and protects SW with his sword*

Soul jam: *lights up*

SW:

He was supposed to have his slow burn office romance and the souljam ruined it 😤😤🤬🤬🤬

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SW: huh, our ancients souljam reacts a lot when its around you

Cao: huh- that's uh interesting 👁️👁️

_

SW: wow, you know a lot about our kingdoms history

Cacao: UH- yeah- not like I was there or anything 👀

_

Also some interesting stuff:

-Cacao's outfit is from the NPCs in the background during the DCK stages

-By "Upkeeper" I mean he effectively just does maid stuff, while keeping inventory, and looking after the king.

-I call SW "Coffee Roll" just so you know

-Coffee Roll is very tired from all the work all the time, at first he's too tired to care about Cacao's inconsistentces, but when he starts getting closer to him it starts to really make him wonder

-Coffee Roll, while a very good king, definitely feels the weight of not being as good as their ancient. It makes him stressed out at times that he's not doing good enough.

[quartzslab]

(this is a little long of a ramble SORRY i have a lot of thoughts and can talk about ghostknife forever)

i finished listening to all of the pd s2 rolleds and i need the boys to know that if they're afraid of changing vyncent and williams dynamic by making them date, it would change their dynamic MORE if vyncent rejected will because they've had romantic tension for TWO. SEASONS.

this is not me saying it needs to be canon or anything like that but charlie did bring up how it would be realistic for vyncent to reject william because they're both so young and like yeah??? they are??? which is kinda the point?? idk maybe it's cause i'm aroace but dating is NOT that serious- let them date and let it be awkward and messy and cringefail because they're young and have crushes! (the same way william tries to flirt and it's awful but vyncent doesn't mind!)

what makes ghostknife so compelling is yes they're best friends and family and also a little something else that separates them from being JUST best friends. like "yeah we're best friends that make each other jealous and hold hands and sometimes use pet names and watch movies together and stare into each others eyes and yea i'd die and kill for you if you asked me to bro haha i got you!" do i need to introduce them to the best friends to lovers trope because...

the thing about ghostknife is if they dated nothing would change except they would be allowed to be more romantic and flirty and obnoxious and gross and that would be it. like they are already the worst...so them putting a label on it is like okay??? they were doing that already????

[waugh-bao]

So something I’ve been noticing is how many stories there are about Mick that include an aside of Charlie being there. There’s that one you posted about the album cover designer talking about meeting Mick, but Charlie was also there with him the whole time. I also saw a story on a ‘have you met anyone famous?’ Twitter thread where someone who worked at a music store said they met Mick when he came in looking for an album and then in a follow-up tweet said Charlie was also there “in a non-speaking role.” Or when Mick met a potential ghostwriter and Charlie was also there. And I know I’ve read several other articles where the focus is on Mick but then a sentence off-handedly reveals Charlie has silently been sitting on the couch or wandering around in the background before the writer turns the attention back to Mick. It’s so extrovert/introvert old married couple I can’t stand it.

Absolutely!

My favorite (visual) example of this is the little backstage clip Lucas shared a few years ago, where at first you just see Mick watching the cricket, and then a few seconds later you see who is sitting next to him:

But it’s really all over, from family photos:

To football games:

To Mick’s first ever Instagram post:

Charlie is there in the non-Stones part of Mick’s 20x as often as anyone else from the band. And these are just the bits we’re allowed to see (or read about).

[pro-royalty]

PinkPantheress x Rolling Stone UK

[lautity]

omg how did you guess i think about her.....steps in front of username to cover it. ignore that

edit from after this was written: i am so sorry. i am so so so sorry for this. it's like a whole fic i have no one else to say this to bc no onecares about them HAJKDSAHKSJHD i am . shaking. so sorry. omg. don't hate me

anyway you are so correct ARHJHKS pathetic autistic lesbian who grew up alienated from her peers bc she was "weird" and ppl didn't wanna be friends with her....until zoey came along and actually tolerated her (used her) and turned her into a dog basically.

she'd do anything for zoey....anything..........they are so homoerotic codependent friendship coded. zoey is MOST DEFINITELY in love with hailey but in like a very unhealthy "my feelings for you make me look weak so i need to make you weak by treating you like this" (plus zoey is just a bitch to everyone in general)

and hailey just takes it. bc she admires zoey so much. like she canonically sees her as a mentor. even though they're likely the same age. and yes yes she is in love with zoey because who wouldn't be. who wouldn't fucking fall for the only person who ever like. talked to her. who sings so well and acts so well and controls every room she enters. who has the power over people hailey could only dream to have one day......and also she's SO hot

NOW. THOUGH. it is canon that they have a third roommate. what if i told you it was greenpeace girl herself - harmony jones. (not canon. not even hinted at)

i just think. harmony is soo passionate about the environment. passionate in general. also autistic. good at masking though. but takes no shit. she's the first person zoey can't manipulate or degrade and it SUCKS. she's like 5'10 to me and basically towers over zoey of she's wearing her huge thrifted black boots. and it makes her so flustered and SO angry

and like. it is pretty funny to intimidate hatchetfield's favorite knockoff regina george. zoey passes her in the hallway and actually has to look up to meet harmony's dumb stupid sparkly gorgeous eyes......and harmony just smirks.........and zoey like. regains her composure. tears her eyes away and hisses "get out of my way" and practically sprints to her room. slams the door. and harmony calls after her "sorry princess" and zoey is so angry and flustered she bites a pillow not to scream

hailey and harmony are soo special too. harmony sees hailey, because she's willing to. she likes listening to her ramble. she likes seeing her happy & not constantly hiding herself in fear of being abandoned again. she is soooo down bad for hailey she'd do anything for her.

sounds like a pretty weird roommate dynamic right. WRONG. polyamory beam.

hailey looks at harmony like she carries the stars in her eyes. harmony looks at her the same. zoey is added into this and feels a little out of place. for the FIRST TIME in her life, zoey chambers feels out of place.

hailey and harmony make a huge effort though. because they are also still very much down bad for this bitch.

harmony just has like.....zoey on a leash. a mean lesbian with an even meaner lesbian on a leash. zoey eventually leans into it. her new role of being harmony's pretty princess........

she starts being less cruel to hailey. she's still like a bitch, that's just in her nature, but there's sweetness to it.....she makes an effort to learn stuff about hailey. hobbies and favorite musicals and all that. she learns that hailey can actually be kinda sorta cool (in a lame way) if she's not constantly biting her tongue.

staring at you really hard like a cat. they (you) could never make me hate you zazz haileydilmore.

i am actually really obsessed with 'in love with her, but not as an equal'. princess and handmaid coded. fondness but its buried under so much scorn. you Could tell her. and it'd probably make her more devoted. but she'd already do anything for you, so why give her that leverage?

there's this specific feeling some people (especially like. popular hot girls. lol) give you where they make you feel important. like. just by being around you, by deeming you worth their time, they're calling you special. even if they aren't actually being nice to you. unspoken affection of letting you stay close to them. it's like a really fun addictive feeling and i think hailey is always chasing that from zoey

harmony teaching hailey that she deserves so so much better than how zoey treats her.......i don't think that would be immediate but it would be like. a slow build-up of being less and less comfortable w/ zoey's demands before she finally flat-out refuses to do something. probably with a "you aren't even nice to me, zoey. I don't think you ever have been."

i think....zoey hates seeing harmony and hailey happy together at all it makes her So Mad because she had hailey first. and she's been stolen. by what? being kind??

the Entire Time zoey is ruminating on this harmony and hailey are both trying to kind of invite her in and be like hey we arent mad at you we should probably all talk (The Polyamory Talk™. zoey does not know this i dont think). but zoey is both upset/jealous and maybe a little tiny bit worried that she'll fuck up whatever they have. because she does maybe feel the littlest bit bad about hurting hailey. a little bit. because there is actually something nice about this happier, more confident, more assertive hailey. maybe she feels a miniscule amount of guilt that she was the reason she was miserable for so long.

they do finally ask her out and shes so out of her element waugh......because yeah harmony has her whipped.

+ ur so right zoey is never nice, persay, but harmony definitely dulls some of her edges and she's a lot more able to say things with affection rather than spite. and harmony's reign ushers in clear communication (or else), so when zoey has issues with hailey there is no more passive-aggressive comments that leave her spiralling

ugh i think zoey wld still snap at hailey sometimes and harmony always mediates.....theres something kind of fun about hamony being a protector. maybe zoey feels a little left out sometimes because of this, like she's the third or the spare or the least wanted. not a feeling shes used to! of course they reassure her that this is not true. but maybe she makes a bit more of an effort with her temper, anyways. you understand

[devilbarista]

I don't want to be a hater anymore I want to be a lover now

[phoenixcatch7]

Persephone captain marvel au. Hear me out.

Associated with duality, reincarnation, resurrection, childhood innocence (and it getting ripped away by adults), and her 'counterpart' Kore, which is her in her returning aspect of spring, youthfulness, new life... Come on. Is that not the closest thing to Billy you've ever seen in ancient Greece? Where he gets his powers?

It all starts with Teth Adam, and his devastation at the death of his son. He finds the old paths, breaks them open, and storms down into the underworld to demand him back. His is not a new story.

But where Persephone might ordinarily be inclined to ease her husband's scorn, give the troubled mourner a chance, she is speaking to the champion of magic, the world's mightiest mortal. The chance of success is too high. The challenge would not be enough. The death was too high profile and would risk too many attempting to follow in his footsteps. The man is too unstable, too powerful, too close to the heart of magic for it to be safe - for any of him - to grant his wish and risk his false hope.

They deny him.

Enraged, implacable, Teth Adam lashes out. The battle is long and drawn out, neither side tiring even as both weaken, but Persephone, in either form, is not one of war, and she is felled as her curses shatter, her furies tossed aside like dolls. The sound of Hades' scream as Adam's surprise leaves him open flattens the rubble of their throne room.

The wounded champion escapes, hounded by cerberus and skeletons instead of his son's shade, as her husband crashes to his knees beside her. She has not a mortal soul, and thus will be going where even Death cannot reach.

But Adam killed the goddess of reincarnation, and Billy has odd dreams. He's pretty sure he needs to ease up on the stress. He's restless in winter and distracted in summer, he can sleep outside in howling storms as long as he's tucked snug in the boughs of a tree, he's had the luck of never tasting a rotten fruit. Sometimes it feels like there's ghosts in his hideouts and the kids at school try and bribe him to curse their enemies.

When he chosen to be Captain Marvel the wizard chokes on his own speech when the smoke clears. They stare at each other.

"Well," says Persephone, "that was unexpected. Hullo."

"Hello," the wizard replies, "I was under the impression..."

"I don't think the laws of interference quite apply until I'm immortal again," he says.

The wizard's relief is palpable. It's understandable, he looks ready to keel over from old age. "Can I ask...?" he gestures at the new body. It takes a second to understand.

"Oh, I'm a boy now. For a while."

And that's that.

Until green lantern is killed in battle.

[ghost-bard]

RAHHHHH the first 5 eps of the suckening were so good ESPECIALLY THE SCENE(s) AT THE END HOLY SHIT I LOVEEEE THE NOSFERATU

its gonna be difficult for me to get through audio only, but i did it for bitb so i think i can do it for the suckening, maybe ill get in the habit of making some suck art while listening that'd be fun who knows