#Rollie police

[missagonyy]

Rubber Ducky Isopod sketch.

The ‘rubber ducky’ isopod is a miniature pet with a duck bill face. I see it more as a Darth Vader helmet , haha. These cute little guys are really awesome!

If they ever breed them in jet black, they can call them Vader Duckies! 😅

[whats-in-a-sentence]

The Kurtjar people called the years that followed the nokotink or "no good times". Old women told the stories to young boys like Rolly Gilbert, who passed them on in the 1970s:

They drove us away from our soak at re·kṫr̃añc, or Skull Hole, so that their cattle could have the water. They shot many of our people their, and you could still see the bones in recent years, before the last flood.* The white men or the Native Police also shot up whole camps of our people at such places as Imperṫñ, r̃okmpak, ñomokŋkṫat and Iṉṯeṫr̃. Butcher Pallew's father was shot at Iṉṯeṫr̃, but by playing dead he was able to later escape and tell us what happened. Sometimes white people left poisoned flour for our people to take, and some of our people died from that too.

* About 1974.

"Killing for Country: A Family History" - David Marr

[itsxcowboyrocksteady]

Please don't be mean to me about this 😅 It's a sincere request and I still love that everyone is having fun with all of this.

I mean no shade or nastiness towards the people who write these things or are into these things, and I'm not trying to be the fun police. Do you and have fun! But, like...

Can I get some tiefling fanfic that doesn't talk about their "sensitive horns" or how they "purr"?

The horns thing moreso. It takes me right out of it every time. Which sucks because there are so many awesome fics out there, that wind up doing this thing, and then my brain kind of checks out.

As a fanfic writer, myself, I get that fics are usually written primarily for the writer, and I totally appreciate that fact. And as such, I'd honestly just write it, myself (like I did for the lack of Dwight Fairfield {Dead by Daylight} stuff) instead of asking the community at large, but I'm so burnt out I haven't been able to work on anything on my current list, and I've been living off of the incredibly talented people writing for Rolan and Zevlor in particular. Seriously, you are all so wonderful and your work has been a bright spot for me right now during a majorly difficult time I've been going through ❤️

Although I read someone on a different site say that tiefling horns could be viewed like goat horns because devils and goats are so often associated with each other, their horns seem to be a lot more like ram horns. This is an important distinction because goat horns have important nerves inside of the horn, whereas rams don't.

If a goat breaks a horn, not only is it incredibly painful, but they can bleed out and die. Rams, not so much.

Tieflings are shown to not only have broken horns (i.e. Karlach) in both D&D and BG3, but filing the horns down is also an option tieflings can take... Which means that there aren't nerves inside of the horn. If there were, at best, something like that would be unimaginably painful. At worst, they could die from it. And considering tiefling children can straight up break off a horn and grow it back, it's even more highly unlikely that that's the case.

If there aren't nerves in the horn, they can't feel it if you stroke the horn, or graze it with your fingers, etc.

I know we all wanna write steamy sex scenes and such—and, again, because tone is so often lost in text, I don't mean this as something mean or eye-rolly—but not everything needs to be an erogenous zone. Besides, horns can still be grabbed and used as handlebars! That's super sexy!!!

As for the purring, or other Infernal traits that get written similarly, like I said, that's way less a thing for me. But they're not Tabaxi and were originally made from humans whose blood and bodies were altered by making deals with Asmodeus. It's why tieflings can only be born of two tieflings, a human and a tiefling, or two humans with infernal blood.

Again, if you're into this, or write this, I'm not trying to tell you to stop lmao. It's just that this is everywhere and I'd like some variety that takes these things into account 😅

[kkpwnall]

if it wasn’t for bad luck i wouldn’t have luck at all

part one | rated t | 1270 words | cw: parental death

all my thanks and love to my beloved @fragilecapric0rnn for beta-reading 💜 you're a rockstar and your feedback was so so helpful

Eddie was born under a bad sign. That’s what his momma always used to say. Friday the 13th, and in October? He never really stood a chance and neither did anyone else he got close to. He was like a black cat walking across their path. 

[ keep reading below, or read on ao3 ]

His momma was first, of course. Cursed by the fate of Eddie’s birth from the very beginning. And if he hadn’t dawdled on the way home from school that day, if he had gone straight home just like he’d promised, if he hadn’t stopped to pick a bouquet of ditch weed wildflowers for her and got distracted by caterpillars and rollie-pollies— Well, maybe he would’ve been able to tell the 911 operator she was still breathing when he found her.

His daddy was next, not much long after. Eddie worshiped him like a hero in one of his fantasy stories, the charming, devil-may-care, down on his luck protagonist who stole from the rich and gave to the needy. But the first time Floyd brought him out on a real job, just the two of them, when all Eddie had to do was hot wire the getaway car after he heard the signal (three hoots like a barn owl), Eddie panicked. Did he say barn owl or barred owl? Was that two hoots or three? Why did the wires all look the same in the dark?

When the police cars painted him in their flashing red and blue lights, he dropped the wire cutters and ran. Floyd went down in a hail of bullets behind the car Eddie had been trying to steal, and Wayne got his own life sentence when the State dropped Eddie on his doorstep.

Uncle Wayne got the worst of it, obviously. Working himself to the bone, nights and weekends, to put Eddie through school. Not to mention senior year for a second and third goddamn time.

It was too late by the time young Eddie figured it out. By the time he decided to keep everyone at arm’s length.

It’s safer that way, for everyone.

Chrissy was just the latest in a long line. And he’d only lowered his guard an inch, a millimeter, when he saw someone just as lonely and desperate for a friend. He’d only barely started to let himself have an inkling of what an actual friendship with her might be like when—

This is exactly why Eddie doesn’t have friends. He has minions. He has little lost sheepies, he has twerps and shrimps. And that’s it. That’s enough. It has to be enough.

But all that changes the day he dies.

Or maybe it’s the day he finally wakes up. His new birthday, welcomed to the world once again in a cold, bright, sterile hospital room.

And really, the way he sees it, it’s all Henderson’s fault.

The little shit wanders in every day at visiting hours and makes himself right at home. He props his cast up on Eddie’s bed, and steals the remote to change the channel on the ancient, minuscule tv over to cartoons, and then he just… camps out! All day!

The kid will not leave him alone, no matter how cold a shoulder Eddie tries to give him. He even broke down and explained everything to him. How he’s bad luck, he’s bad news. And people who get too close to him end up dead.

But maybe the painkillers they’ve got him on scrambled his brain as bad as the bats scrambled his guts, because Dustin steamrolls right over him.

“If curses were real, which they aren’t,” he posits in his professor voice, “Your dumb curse can’t try to kill me again. It already took a shot and it missed, and the worst I got was a busted ankle.”

Eddie opens his mouth to tell Dustin that’s not how curses work but—

“And what was its goal anyway? To get you alone and friendless, dead in a ditch? Well then, mission accomplished!”

Which is… weirdly comforting when he puts it like that.

Dustin brings with him a rotating cast of the rest of the fellowship. Eddie finally gets to meet Baby Byers and finds out he’s already been recruited to Hellfire before Eddie can even say hello.

More often than not, Steve tags along too since he’s already ferrying them all between the hospital and home. Usually after he’s spent some time with Red and the other kids in her room, he’ll drop by. To check on Dustin of course.

It’s not because he likes Eddie. Don’t be ridiculous. He doesn’t even know him.

All that… before… it was just some harmless flirting to keep himself from completely losing it while he was on the run from homicidal bible-thumpers. And Steve was just humoring him.

So he hides behind stupid flirtatious remarks, easy to brush off when it’s always undercut with sly winks and salacious expressions. Enough to keep everything surface level. Keep him at arms length.

It doesn’t matter that his eyes still seem to linger on Eddie, even when he hasn’t said anything for a while. Or that he brings Eddie extra pudding cups from the cafeteria. It doesn’t mean anything when he stands in the doorway trying to finish one last story or joke, until the kids almost literally have to drag him out when visiting hours are over.

Because it turns out Steve is an incorrigible gossip. And Eddie’s not about to be the one to corrige him. Not when he brings an extra dr. pepper for Eddie every time he stops by the vending machine for a coke and gleefully tells Eddie which of the doctors, nurses, and shady government agents are sleeping together.

A can of coke he taps on the lid with a peculiar rhythm before he cracks it, every time.

“What’s up with that?” Eddie finally has to ask one day, when it’s just the two of them and the Price is Right.

Steve hums this confused little sound at him, tilting his head with furrowed brows as he takes the first sip.

Eddie repeats the pattern, tapping it out on his own can.

Steve blinks a few times, first at Eddie, then at the can in his hand.

“I didn’t even realize I did that,” he huffs out a laugh. “It’s uh… something my grandpa taught me when I was a kid. Y’know just for luck.”

The blood in Eddie’s veins freezes and he’s stuck like that for a painfully long moment. Propped up against the lumpy hospital pillows with his mouth half open, staring at Steve.

“For luck.” he says flatly.

“Yeah, so the fizz doesn’t explode when you open it.”

“And has that ever happened to you?” Aiming for flirty, aiming for scathing, aiming for anything that’s not desperation.

“Well no,” Steve says with an easy shrug and a conspiratorial smile, “that’s why it’s lucky. It’s like picking up a coin that’s face-down on the sidewalk.”

“Uh, I’m pretty sure it’s face-up, darlin,” Eddie says coyly, like every alarm bell in his head isn’t ringing a deafening cacophony.

“Nah see, you gotta leave those ones for someone who really needs the luck.”

“But then you get the bad luck.”

“Nah, doesn’t work that way,” Steve says, and fucking winks at him.

Eddie wants to shake him. What is wrong with him? He’s got it all backwards and it’s dangerous. How is he walking around like this?

Whatever, it’s not his problem. Steve can do whatever Steve wants. Eddie doesn’t need to protect him from himself. It’s not like they’re friends. And really, that’s the best way to protect him.

[ part two ]

[ also on ao3 ]

[divinekangaroo]

Season 1 Episode 1: Freddie Thorne's bedside table.

Half smoked, hand-rolled cigarettes? Unlikely to be pot in the 1920s (but allow me my interpretative indulgence in modern AUs), hand-rolled cigarettes were working class, being cheaper than packet ciagrettes, plus you could stretch the tobacco pouch/tin out further by making the ciagrettes really thin. Hand-rolling was also linked to countercultures and bohemian/artist lifestyles in the way pot is/was.

Freddie starts to smoke them then puts them out long before the heat hits his fingertips. And the cigarette he lights up after he and Ada finish having sex - first for Ada and then for him - are factory produced ones, so either someone else has been smoking the rollies in his bed, or let's assume Freddie instead takes Ada's higher quality cigarettes (which are smuggled by the Shelby enterprise) every chance he gets.

War and Revolution by Leon Trotsky, written (best I can find) in 1922 - so at least one year asychronous with PB's S1 blurred start date. If we assume Freddie and Tommy were both following Trotsky's writings closely pre war, in the lead up to the war, and during the war, it starts to get sharply pronounced how Freddie and Tommy were likely to diverge. I've assumed Freddie was without a support structure or much family (only the mother mention) because of how much worse off than the Shelbys he was shown. Tommy acts to protect, but Freddie *had* nothing to protect. During the war, Tommy loses all faith in any ideals, Communism or Catholicism; Freddie leans much harder into those ideals which speak to who he is. Trotsky's writings around the start of the war also give some suggestion as to one of the many influences around that might have increased their desire to sign up so early: reading the Trotsky works, I can well imagine a more idealistic Tommy (which, if I have the timing right, Greta dies, Tommy 'heads out' in some kind of grief to get away, he has his liaison with Zelda who conceives Duke, and almost immediately after, Tommy then conscripts) and a fervent Freddie being the drivers for the first tranche of Birmingham boys who signed up. (Tommy also calls Danny 'comrade'.) Here's a summary of Trotsky's WWI writings.

You know what Tommy's like. Yeah, Freddie says, I know what Tommy's like. Likes to take his fight out onto the (?mat?), doesn't like to stand and wait.

One day me and Tommy will be on the same side again. Which Freddie says in direct response to Ada saying sometimes it's like you're with me just to show you can. (Fascinating non-sequiter Freddie.) I do like to imagine that both conscripted for the same reasons, and then neither of them realised the other was drifting hard in the other direction during the war, Freddie to that radicalisation and Tommy to disillusionment; that the realisation and fragmentation of their friendship only occurred at some point after the return to England.

The scene then cuts immediately to Tommy and his opium pipe, and his dream of him, Danny and Freddie in the tunnel. Tommy wakes in terror, and immediately looks out his bedroom window at the police walking by. There's a certain density of Tommy's anxiety: he hates waiting, Freddie says. They had to wait in the Tunnel. The Tunnel dreams are all about the terror of the waiting. And in S1, Tommy is waiting, sitting on the guns. The overwhelming weight of Tommy's anxiety, he who hates waiting and if the fight has to happen wants to bring the fight, is quite sharply contrasted with Freddie's near uncaring and almost looking for a fight.

And then the scene cuts to Danny breaking down even more obviously, fighting as a trauma reaction, without knowing who he's fighting or why, only in fear.

-

The other thing that always interested me was Tommy sending Danny home to his wife after Danny's first on-screen breakdown. This burden that the wives carry after the war; I remember that comment stood out even when I was doing my half-arsed first watch, oh, of course, expect the wife to carry it all. This sense of what the wives carry through all of the seasons, right to S6 and what is asked of Linda (who takes money for it) and Lizzie (who finally leaves).

.

Obligatory height/size difference shot. The water where Tommy contrives Danny's execution and resurrection, and by all implication, somehow set aside Danny's PTSD with that act as Danny resumed a new life in London without the episodes he was having in Birmingham. The all-healing gunshot to the head.

[bansheesscream]

Thinking about Killer Klowns from Outer Space and the characters have some interesting dynamics.

Dave insists on dropping Debbie off at her house while he and Mike go check out the Klown space ship. This can seem eye rolly because the female character is getting sidelined out of the action. But this ends up leading Mike to be the one to make irrational decisions? If it were Debbie and Dave looking for the Klowns it would have been Debbie who impulsively wrecked the car trying to run over slim. And it would have had a total vibe of "silly woman" with Dave being the one to keep his senses in that situation.

Later, when she gets into the shower to wash off the pop corn, this being an 80s horror movie, what a perfect time to have an excuse to show boobies. But no it never happens. I think we only see the bottoms of her legs and later her arm. Otherwise she's behind the curtain. We don't even see her in her bra. Then she fights off the pop corn snake Klowns. Of all the characters, she is the second best at fighting off the Klowns. (And Dave gets guns!). Does Mike ever kill a Klown or attack one besides that unsuccessful attempt with the car?

Yes she gets captured by the Klowns, but this is after several are in her house. And luckily she ended up in the balloon.

She knew almost immediately that there was something off about the circus tent while Mike thought it was a fun circus until they got to the cotton candy room.

Later she is the first one to go down the pole and she is smart enough to look down and not get eaten by the alligator. And she probably stopped Mike from being its lunch as they both stop Dave from getting chomped.

Mike never seems to feel that his masculinity threatened. He let's Dave take the lead and never insists on having the gun. In the beginning at make out point, when Debbie wants to check out the meteor, he wants to stay and get some action but doesn't pressure her and goes with her to see what landed in the woods. (This ultimately probably saved their lives)

Dave himself accepts the bro hug from Mike at the end of the movie and he was protective over both Mike and Debbie.

EDIT: I also wanted to point out that sending Debbie home to keep her safe was the WRONG choice. She was home alone when the clowns to show up with no weapons to defend herself. Her hair spray and shower head worked against the pop corn Klowns but not the big guys. Daves attempt to be a gentleman almost got Debbie killed and would have if the Klowns weren't planning to balloon her!

Anyway, they are the perfect throuple.

Just an addition. He probably wasn't intended to be this, but Moony was the perfect parody of a cop. The man was power hungry, abused his power, was violent with those he arrested, drank on the job, and didn't even want to do his job and we all know what happened to him. Dave is also unfortunately a cop but I choose to believe, since he is young, that initially became a cop because he wanted to protect people, but then saw how corrupt cops are through Moony and later the state troopers. He chooses to retire from the police force. He, Mike, and Debbie probably wanted to get out of that town anyway. So they are all living on a farm preparing for the return of the Klowns.

[thatgoblin]

Sneak peek of the One Night Stand series

~::~I'm finishing up editing the first chunk and then will post hopefully toor tomorrow, in the meantime, here's a tid bit!

Warnings: Doctor's office check up, vaginal exam, not so subtle shaming of unprotected sex, sweet mans Price~::~

The doctor knocked on the door, entering before getting an answer, setting me on edge. She immediately went to wash her hands before looking over my chart. “Okay, Ms. McTavis, you are here for a regular pregnancy check up, and is this the father of the child?” She asked, misspeaking my name. The woman looked like she was either going to ask for a manager or call the police on someone for being too loud two houses down. 

“Yes, this is John,” I said, not even bothering to correct her. I probably wouldn’t see her next time, so it didn’t matter.

“And how long have you two been sexually active together?” She asked, continuing to read over my chart and make notes, not even looking at him or addressing him. 

“Um, just once,” I said, earning a raised brow from her. “We had a one night stand.”

“Ah, are you sure he’s the father?” She asked, not seeing me wince.

“Yep, the only person I’ve slept with in the last four months.”

“All it takes is just once with no condom or pill and here you are. Alright, go ahead and take your trousers and pants off and we’ll do a quick pelvic exam.” Instead of leaving, she drew a curtain around me after handing me a gown. I just tried to keep any signs of embarrassment to a minimum so we could get through this. Once I was changed, I handed my clothes to John before getting on the table and putting my feet in the stirrups. Letting out a breath, the curtain was drawn back and the doctor scooted in on her rolly stool. “Lube’s a bit cold,” she said, smearing it a bit before pushing in a finger then two. It wasn’t fun and it kind of hurt, making me even more embarrassed that John was there to see it. 

She had to adjust my legs, spreading them wider and higher, making it even more uncomfortable as she did the exam. This was different from him having his head buried between my legs or him seeing me completely naked on top of him. Part of me began to wonder if I was just stupid for offering to have him at appointments with this happening. 

“I need you to stay there for a moment, I forgot to grab something from the supplies,” the doctor said, pulling the curtain so I wouldn’t flash anyone when the door opened. When it closed, I tried to keep my sigh quiet, but again, those fucking rooms made a whisper sound like borderline yelling. The quiet fell over us once more, but this time, John stood up to move his chair closer. Sitting back down, he was right next to the table. Reaching up, he took my hand in a loose hold, giving it a quick kiss as we waited. If I wasn’t so anxious or ready to throw up, I would have cried at his sweetness. 

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[katrina407]

Another Monday (like the song wish it where Sunday Manic mondays ,, The bangles

Ok again to make a long story short folks, in the evening this um rolly , polly gal wanted her TREAT early and a argument

Happened so, The abrupt Kitchen staff women(she was Rude to

me "You HAVE TO SPEAK UP if YOU WANT something gee whiz

Anyway here it goes the security Guards called Police HUH??!!

for juice or DAD s cookies??? No really, the cops exsorted her OUT ,,,She lost Her "BED" for that eh???

Ms artist i thought she would she has temper tandrums But hey who can blame them I don,t i just SIGH keep my "mouth shut

Since well its cold out there is no where i can go

for sleep, rest food, shelter..

Ms artist was feeling bad for her , i guess

also today i gave her a warm smile i WANT to Help and say

Kindly are you, alright(instead of the damn ok No they are NOT ok

anyway she also grieving her friend died on Christmas a OD

so sad, i sure miss miss my friends back home to

i am still having trouble with my family

i talked with Mr well he is either our manager or runs things

so he did say i am no trouble so

thats a relief there is a lot of people out there (no matter how bad it gets in the dome , homeless no fun for some that don,t even have "water(i,ve been reading a lot of books

I finished one called "American Dirt" a Mother and her young son, escape in mexico running for there life

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[beautifult999]

I think Rollie Pollie (my dog that I loved so much that died) thought the police killed me because I taught her to not like police and she always walked fast and scared in the opposite direction whenever she saw police anywhere I took her and look up at me like “walk faster away.” Anyway the last time I was ever with her, she saw me get arrested from my mom’s couch and then the police let me say bye to my dog and Rollie Pollie was so sad and gave me an actual kiss like an actual kiss with her lips and face and blinked at me and then I had to go to jail. Anyway after I went to jail and haven’t seen her in months, she stopped eating and then died. I loved that dog so much and I was always feeding her whatever I ate and always hugged and cuddled and kissed her nose and played with her and talked to her and took her on adventures and she would defend me when my mom was beating me so I knew that she loved me. Anyway I think she thought that the police took me to kill me because she saw me get handcuffed and she knew that the police are bad and then I never returned to see her again and she just stopped eating and died. The last meal I fed her was Taco Bell the day I got arrested right before I took a nap to be woken up by the police

[zero-insignificance]

DND Recap: Hide and Seek

Cast Includes: Rose the DM, Bob (yours truly), Patrick, Truk, Zara, and Lanwel

We open in the nap sack. And Patrick realizes that we have no idea where we're going to find the two people we need to kill, cuz they're reverse horcruxes.

Now he has to get everyone together and relay this information to them. Bob is already awake and having a breakfast burrito and a caramel frappe.

Zara is asleep. Truk is asleep in his new goblin shark onesie

At 7 am a rooster appears in each sleeping party member's room and

COCKADOODLE DOO-

Truk grabs the Rooster by the throat. "No."

Zara casts a firebolt at the rooster. Counter spelled. "Understandable"

Everyone heads to the kitchen. Zara grabs a breakfast burrito.

Truk walks in with his rooster, holding it by the throat. Bob: Noooooooo! Don't hold him like that! You gotta support him like he's a football! And Truk set the Rooster on his head, sits down and starts eating his breakfast as Patrick relays that we don't know the names of the people, what they look like or where they are.

I ask Rose if I can try to make a police sketch of the two of them based purely on the silhouettes we saw on the seals. Bob is an artsy guy. He's a drag queen and knows how to draw and paint. I'm told to roll performance. I get 17 so it's pretty good but the details are a bit muddled.

Lanwel casts scrying on the drawings of the two and she sees and island far across the ocean. Before the session we were chatting about headcanons about the other player's characters. One of which is that Truk has Thalassophobia. And that is canon. Lanwel projects what she's seeing on the wall cuz light magic and Truk is like "No... no no no- Fuck the ocean-"

Lanwel tries to teleport us all there but fails. Meanwhile Bob is making a phone call cuz he's got connections. Bob: Hey man. So I need a boat... mhm. uhuh. Dude. You owe me. I'm collecting on that debt! Much appreciated. The party: Is it Jack Sparrow? Me: Please tell me it's Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: How's it going, Savy? The Party fuckin loves Johnny Depp. Bob: I take it you brought the Pearl? Jack Sparrow: That I did. Bob is suddenly wearing this

Me: Jack Sparrow doesn't question Bob's wardrobe. Rose: He's used to it. Me: Nobody ever sees when Bob does his costume changes. He's just suddenly wearing something else. Patrick's Player: Patrick just thinks that Bob was wearing the whole time, but just thinks he was misremembering it.

Everyone boards the Black Pearl and Jack Sparrow is being dramatic and Bob is making sure that everyone that need sunscreen has sunscreen (He makes sure that Zara puts it on her nose and toe beans) Truk denies it because he has VERY dark skin.

Zara makes him put a broad brimmed hat on and makes sure everyone is hydrated. Zara's player: Are we all going to have to roll for scurvy? Me: Bob loves citrus. He is scurvy-proof. Rose: What causes Scurvy? Lanwel's player: Lack of vitamin c.

Truk goes below deck cuz Thalassophobia. Zara is in the crows nest

And we are told to do a perception check. There's a hurricane. Bob does arcana and it's a regular hurricane. Lanwel calls upon Emere. No response. She snaps her fingers a few more times. From what we know about Emere, he was close to Iana so he is likely really feeling grief. She calls on Ecastrial and he responds. He does control weather and we start carving our way through the hurricane. Everybody rolls dex.

Zara fell from the crows nest. Truk, Lanwel and Bob go to catch her. Dexterity check. Bob and Lanwel got a 29

Rollies. 13 and 17 and Bob catches Zara. She gives him a fistbump.

And then we hear sirens. Everyone is told to roll constitution except for Truk and Bob (asexual) who cannot be charmed. Patrick is in his fey form so he can be charmed. Zara sees Hot Sexy Women™ Siren: *to Patrick* Hot men? Patrick: Nah. Siren: Hot women? Patrick: That's better but... nah. Siren: Massive plate of food? Patrick: I'M SO HUNGRY- *jumps* Truk: PATRICK NO- *grabs ankle* Patrick's player: You kust keep reeling in more ankle. Rose: Truk, you see a bunch of twinks but you resist their allure. Truk: Oh that's tempting-

At first Bob sees a massive can of baja blast. He gags cuz shortly after he first went cold turkey he relapsed and had so much that he frew up so he's turned off of baja blast. Then Bob sees Alfie on a rock with a rose in his mouth without a shirt on. It isn’t actually an illusion. It’s Alfie from the future who shoots him a wink. 0////0.

Bragar comes out of the Nap Sack and has to roll con. He succeeds but sees a 9-foot-tall beefy orc. He starts sweating. Bob has Zara restrained. Zara tries to break free scratching and biting “THE WOMEN-” and she's screaming about what she wants the women to do to her and vice versa. Zara does a claw attack but fails to hit. Bob: Bragar, can you help me tie her up? Bragar: Of course, bestie.

When Lanwel looks over the ship she sees Nothingness. Eternal Nothingness. Her one true desire is her wife. La'far. The Goddess of Darkness. She flash boils that one section of the water dealing a decent chunk of damage. The real Alfie teleports as a reaction. He's gone.

Bob casts Witch Bolt into the ocean. 87 lightning damage. All the sirens die He fishes a bunch of bodies out of the ocean and harvests the Siren Song for Cafae Latte cuz he's franchising.

Zara’s player: My mom just came in and said that she could hear me. The Call: *cackles*

We're told to roll dexterity cuz we're still in the hurricane. Bragar fails the save and tips over the railing. Falls flat on the ocean because Lanwel cast water walking on the party. Zara goes after him. She falls flat on the ocean.

The Pearl is going 13 knots so their being left behind.

Bragar sprouts wings and he and Zara fly

With the new dnd rules Bragar can sprout wings. And so can Zara since she switched to sorcerer.

Aaaaaaaand Bragar crashes into the main mast of the Pearl, cracking and breaking it. Bragar is okay and Bob immediately jumps into action, using his telekinesis to keep the mast up. Truk physically assists, helping hold it up that way Bob can cast multiple mending spells to fix the mast. Zara makes sure Bragar is okay and Bob finishes the spells and wobbles slightly but stays upright. Zara runs over and makes sure that Bob maintains his footing asking if he's okay. He's fine but has a monster headache so he sits down and pulls out a juice box and the FAE STRENGTH fantasy advil which could definitely kill a human.

If Truk didn't step in Bob would've passed out when he finished the mending spells.

And we see the island!

Bragar tries flying to the dock cuz he wants to test out his new wings. He is shot down with a net.

We port and step onto the dock and run over to Bragar.

And we are struck by how quiet it is. It’s very quiet. Bob checks is Jack is staying on the ship "SOMEONES GOTTA CHECK ON THE RUM-"

We're walking and see a net gun. Bob pokes it with a stick and it points at him charging up. Bob puts his hands in the air and says "I'm not going to hurt you" and takes a step back and Zara tackles him and uses her grappling hook to get the to a tree.

We hear a mechanical sound Bob: Oh shit this is westworld! Zara: IT IS. Shiba inu gives Bob his first cease and desist. Bob gives the Shiba a pat on the head.

Bragar is tinkering with the gun to disable it.

Me: Bob currently looks like a gender bent Indiana Jones Rose: Of course he is. Me: So basically, he looks like Lara Croft.

Zara examines the tree. It’s metal. There's paneling on the tree.

She opens it and severs the wiring with her knife at the same moment Bragar disables the gun.

The net gun is actually an elevator, and it starts to descend. Truk tries jumping down. Lanwel grabs him. On her way back up Bragar jumps. She grabs him then Zara jumps but her arms are full, and Zara is a cat, so she lands on her feet. Bob: Guess we're going down. And those who can't fly or negate fall damage (Truk and Bragar since Bragar used his wing slot for the long rest) go in the nap sack

And at the bottom we see a long mechanical hallway and it is clearly a factory. In the distance we see an office with the lights one.

[brookstonalmanac]

Events 4.21 (after 1950)

1950 – The Nainital wedding massacre occurs, killing 22 members of the Harijan caste. 1952 – Secretary's Day (now Administrative Professionals' Day) is first celebrated. 1958 – United Air Lines Flight 736 collides with a United States Air Force fighter jet near Arden, Nevada in what is now Enterprise, Nevada. 1960 – Brasília, Brazil's capital, is officially inaugurated. At 09:30, the Three Powers of the Republic are simultaneously transferred from the old capital, Rio de Janeiro. 1962 – The Seattle World's Fair (Century 21 Exposition) opens. It is the first World's Fair in the United States since World War II. 1963 – The first election of the Universal House of Justice is held, marking its establishment as the supreme governing institution of the Baháʼí Faith. 1964 – A Transit-5bn satellite fails to reach orbit after launch; as it re-enters the atmosphere, 2.1 pounds (0.95 kg) of radioactive plutonium in its SNAP RTG power source is widely dispersed. 1965 – The 1964–1965 New York World's Fair opens for its second and final season. 1966 – Rastafari movement: Haile Selassie of Ethiopia visits Jamaica, an event now celebrated as Grounation Day. 1967 – A few days before the general election in Greece, Colonel George Papadopoulos leads a coup d'état, establishing a military regime that lasts for seven years. 1972 – Astronauts John Young and Charles Duke fly Apollo 16's Apollo Lunar Module to the Moon's surface, the fifth NASA Apollo Program crewed lunar landing. 1975 – Vietnam War: President of South Vietnam Nguyễn Văn Thiệu flees Saigon, as Xuân Lộc, the last South Vietnamese outpost blocking a direct North Vietnamese assault on Saigon, falls. 1977 – Annie opens on Broadway. 1982 – Baseball: Rollie Fingers of the Milwaukee Brewers becomes the first pitcher to record 300 saves. 1985 – The compound of the militant group The Covenant, The Sword, and the Arm of the Lord surrenders to federal authorities in Arkansas after a two-day government siege. 1987 – The Tamil Tigers are blamed for a car bomb that detonates in the Sri Lankan capital city of Colombo, killing 106 people. 1989 – Tiananmen Square protests of 1989: In Beijing, around 100,000 students gather in Tiananmen Square to commemorate Chinese reform leader Hu Yaobang. 1993 – The Supreme Court in La Paz, Bolivia, sentences former dictator Luis García Meza to 30 years in jail without parole for murder, theft, fraud and violating the constitution. 2004 – Five suicide car bombers target police stations in and around Basra, killing 74 people and wounding 160. 2010 – The controversial Kharkiv Pact (Russian Ukrainian Naval Base for Gas Treaty) is signed in Kharkiv, Ukraine, by Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev; it was unilaterally terminated by Russia on March 31, 2014. 2012 – Two trains are involved in a head-on collision near Sloterdijk, Amsterdam, in the Netherlands, killing one person and injuring 116 others. 2014 – The American city of Flint, Michigan switches its water source to the Flint River, beginning the ongoing Flint water crisis which has caused lead poisoning in up to 12,000 people, and at least 12 deaths from Legionnaires' disease, ultimately leading to criminal indictments against 15 people, five of whom have been charged with involuntary manslaughter. 2019 – Eight bombs explode at churches, hotels, and other locations in Sri Lanka on Easter Sunday, killing at least 269. 2021 – Indonesian Navy submarine KRI Nanggala (402) sinks in the Bali Sea during a military drill, killing all 53 on board.

[otter-with-a-skittle-side]

When I was little rolly-police’s were my worst enemie.

[castle-dominion]

7x1 driven audio commentary

A half a day? I think you mean a day & a half

One that you can actually tie? frank sinatra thing that I'm doing XD

I love how they let go of their fancy outfits but only beckett changes out entirely

WHY wear windbreakers over their tuxedos? ig bc they need to wear police stuff

Woah the camera I love it

lots of running but aren't their episodes done in eight days?

I believe I accidentally touched her boob JH: she's european she's fine with it

Getting caught watching lol bowman: shouldn't she go back in & apologize to him?

JH: you guys are missing me chewing her out SD: shut up All of them: you are handsome JH: Nice jacket. Why hasn't esposito worn that again?

I AGREE, THANK YOU FOR UNDOEING THE TOP BUTTON AGAIN, FIRST TIME SINCE S2

PJJ's favoutire prop? Her glasses.

The hesitation. The lack of information is as strong as the actual information.

SD: How old is molly now? 30? Amann: 32.

Yeah the fake coffee cup was SO good, & he's right someone used to bring coffee before castle, but she also probably got her own. & esposito totally had a past thing with becks.

I agree, if it was not so serious I'd LOVE to have them come in on rolly chairs.

Vinny my beloved.

Getting caught watching lol Panini sandwich is redundant but not wrong

Tension & anxiety is great after bouncy ones tbh, & the occasional weird one. But how DID he not recognize his voice? Then again vinny only spoke to him a few times, they are not close & ppl's voices change over the phones

Belief & nonbelief are so good, reminds me of montgomery

Why would it be such a long charade tho? Why not just avoid her

All season long he's kept this animosity, & wow

What finger? "some would call it broken" SD: ladies & gentlemen, this is the showrunner discovering that one of their actors has a broken finger, live

THAT WATER HAS BEEN THERE FOR FIVE YEARS? YOU GROW SEA MONKEYS IN THERE? IS THAT TRUE?

Bowman: I wrote in big magic marker "he left because of you" Her: I'm gonna kill bowman when he says "cut"

So does beckett speak french? how much?

Yeah man, passage of time

WAIT THEY LEGIT GOT THE COAST GUARD JH: I knew it was him bc his feet-- he has the smallest feet for a big guy

THIS HOSPITAL SET WAS BUILT JUST FOR THIS SCENE?

After all that complexity, just "I'm happy to see that guy"

RB: I need to recolour this scene SD: it's not too late, is it? Me: I want to see their faces tho, idiot

Ooh at the time of recording this audio commentary, amann is writing episode 20 & nobody knows how this unfolds!

Hm, very visual memory JH: but you're high functioning which is good SD: Hey thanks buddy

Huh everyone else on the skype call coast guard boat are not actors

Drinking game on this? & you cut em out before shooting & you cut more out in editorial?

How many fishers are on that damn boat!?!? eight children all fishing on that same tiny boat

Howard Grigsby

I also love her bedazzled "murder with a twinkle" lol. She IS serious.

JH: sure put a lot of blue in your colour correction SD: I think I owe someone money

just leaning on the railing & then boom suddenly you're going over

(discussing the light fading during filming) JH: I just tried to make my skin as light as possible

JH as esposito: "Just you & me, then ryan came along"

Why did CASTLE pay vinny? why not the people who abducted him? His friend from school?

RB: shoot him. shoot him. Maybe just kneecap him though.

Everyone IS bending to esposito's pov even tho ryckett want to trust castle.

But castle DID set up the tent there

A fenkins. fajenkins.

They set back up the abduction board! JH as JE: I don't trust you, Castle

Reminds me of the amnesia episode where the guy got back with his ex wife & she has that baggage but he does not

RB: I thought I was being subtle with [the elephant picture in castle's room]

Yeah they even broke the chair apart for the mummy episode

Yeah robert duncan is great!!

Ah they are shooting 7x19 during the recording of the audio lol

So yeah that was fun

[aquard-catch]

Story

Updated Logline:

A macho detective’s vacation is disrupted when he’s sucked into a fishy situation pursuing a fleeing fugitive through a crowded aquarium.

Beats:

Detective Weaver and his police partner watch a mermaid show at an aquarium

Weaver spots a wanted man

The detective heads after the fugitive

The man escapes backstage

Weaver, alone, follows him

The detective looks but can’t find the criminal backstage

Giving up, he turns to find the fugitive standing there

The fugitive knocks him out

The fugitive throws Weaver into the tank

The water wakes Weaver up

The detective finds that the criminal has put him in a mermaid costume

Weaver swims to the edge of the tank to climb out

He sees the fugitive running for the door

The fugitive flees the room

Weaver climbs out of the tank

Trying the costume’s zipper, it’s stuck

Weaver spots a rolly cart

He rides it to the backstage door

He stops, peeking nervously under the door at the crowd

The detective spots the man in a standoff with his partner

Weaver takes a nearby prop trident

Bracing for embarrassment, he busts out the door into the audience

Propelling himself towards the fugitive, he incapacitates him

The audience bursts out laughing 

A wide-eyed little girl commends him

The guys back at the precinct tease Weaver in the locker room

Weaver doesn’t mind, reminding them that he got the job done

Treatment:

Vacationing on a tropical island in the 1980s, the very masculine Detective Russ Weaver and his police partner stand in a crowded, dark aquarium watching a mermaid show. Weaver isn’t awfully impressed, scoffing at how entranced in the performance the full-grown adults (especially the guys) around him are - this is little girl stuff. Looking around at the audience’s kiddie enthusiasm, he spots a face he recognizes. The detective elbows his partner and nods discretely towards the man. As the two squint him down, the fugitive turns to see them. Knowing he’s been made, he bolts backstage. Weaver darts off after him, a little ways behind and separated from his partner by the crowd. Reaching the backstage - a large room with equipment, costumes, and access to the mermaid tank - Weaver spins around trying to find the man, but he’s nowhere to be seen. Giving up, Weaver turns to leave and finds himself nose to nose with the fugitive. The two struggle and the wanted man knocks Weaver out, taking the detective’s gun and clothes to disguise himself and shoving Weaver into a spare mermaid costume to restrain him. The fugitive rolls the detective off into the tank and runs for the door. The water immediately wakes Weaver up and he realizes what he’s wearing. He splashes over to the edge of the tank to pull himself out as he watches the man fly out the door. Unable to do anything much with his legs, he strains to lift himself up the ladder and onto the edge of the pool. Hating every second of being in that glittery costume, Weaver tries the zipper, but it’s jammed. Huffing, the detective notices a rolly cart with some salt bags on it and gets his lightbulb moment. Weaver drags himself over to the cart, pushes the salt into the floor, and climbs on, riding it to the backstage door. Squeaking to a halt, the detective peeks under the door to look at the audience and sees the fugitive in armed standoff against his partner. Whipping around to find a weapon, he grabs a prop trident from the hallway. Cringing at the embarrassment he’s about to endure, the detective bursts out the backstage door into the crowd and propels himself towards the fugitive, knocking him to the ground. The two tussle, the whole crowd watching until Weaver gets the man on his stomach, asks his partner for cuffs, and cuffs the guy. The audience burst out laughing, hurting Weaver’s pride, but one little girl pushes through to him, telling him how amazing he was. Weaver lights up, smiling at the girl. Back at the precinct, the men in the locker room tease the detective about his escapade; it doesn’t seem to worry him anymore, though. He just makes light of the story and reminds them that he got the job done.

4/3/23

[dithschi]

Hab ein Tool gefunden das mir automatisch ne Liste schreibt hehe~

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(list might change)

Miksu / Macloud - Nachts wach (Lila Wolken Bootleg) Alicia Keys - Girl on Fire Betterov - Viertel vor Irgendwas Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive Marteria - Bengalische Tiger Elton John - I'm Still Standing Deichkind - Bück dich hoch Die Ärzte - Fiasko Queen - Don't Stop Me Now - Remastered 2011 Yello - The Race AnnenMayKantereit - 3 Tage am Meer Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Remastered Britney Spears - Oops!…I Did It Again She Wants Revenge - Red Flags And Long Nights Måneskin - THE LONELIEST Queen - Under Pressure - Remastered 2011 girl in red - 4am ABBA - Angeleyes ABBA - Money, Money, Money Pur - Party Mix I Taylor Swift - Bad Blood Hozier - Work Song girl in red - girls Hozier - Take Me to Church M83 - Midnight City Die Atzen - Strobo Pop Apache 207 - 200 km/h Beatsteaks - Hand In Hand Juli - Perfekte Welle ABBA - Super Trouper Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) Westend - Get This Party Started Black Eyed Peas - Pump It Eminem - Till I Collapse Fettes Brot - Schwule Mädchen Wamdue Project - King of My Castle - Roy Malone's King Radio Edit Darude - Sandstorm Ray Charles - Hit the Road Jack (Remastered) girl in red - i wanna be your girlfriend Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever Lorde - Team Die Ärzte - Schrei nach Liebe Hole - Jennifer's Body Rolli und Rita - Was Ist Dein Lieblingsfach? Wir sind Helden - Nur ein Wort Madonna - Material Girl Wheeler Walker Jr. - Eatin' Pussy/Kickin' Ass Yung Hurn - ALLEINE - Brutalismus 3000 RMX Geier Sturzflug - Bruttosozialprodukt Longus Mongus - UGG BOOTS Arcade Player - Coconut Mall (From "Mario Kart Wii") Cartoons - Witch Doctor The Greatest Bits - Waluigi Pinball & Wario Stadium Die Antwoord - Baby's On Fire Kraftklub - Songs für Liam Kraftklub - Fahr mit mir (4x4) (feat. Tokio Hotel) Die Ärzte - Hurra Avicii - Wake Me Up Cosmo Jarvis - Blame It On Me 257ers - Holz Deichkind - Leider geil (Leider geil) Moop Mama - Prokrastination Auli'i Cravalho - How Far I'll Go Elle King - Ex's & Oh's Die Ärzte - Männer sind Schweine Grossstadtgeflüster - Fickt-Euch-Allee FIBEL - Kommissar Bonez MC - Ohne mein Team Marteria - Lila Wolken Udo Jürgens - Aber bitte mit Sahne Dolly Parton - 9 to 5 Ski Aggu - Party Sahne Aura Dione - Song For Sophie Queens of the Stone Age - Go With The Flow KUMMER - Nicht die Musik The Police - So Lonely Grossstadtgeflüster - Feierabend Rebecca Black - Friday (Remix) Robert Miles - Fable - Message Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity Klischée - So Good Ali As - Lass sie tanzen (Square Dance) Wise Guys - Achtung! Ich will tanzen Monsters Of Liedermaching - Türen Wise Guys - Mädchen lach doch mal - Live Geier Sturzflug - Pure Lust am Leben Moop Mama - Die Erfindung des Rades MARINA - Primadonna Alligatoah - Du bist schön Peter Fox - Schwarz zu blau Fewjar - Virtual Kidz Bilderbuch - Schick Schock The Raconteurs - Steady, As She Goes fun. - Some Nights Von Wegen Lisbeth - Elon Fewjar - Lateniteaha T-MA a.k.a. Falco - Mutter, der Mann mit dem Koks ist da - Video Mix Tim McMorris - On Top of the World Disarstar - ADHS (feat. Sebastian Madsen) Miley Cyrus - Night Crawling (feat. Billy Idol) Snow - Informer Fewjar - Never Stop / Aliendisco Moderat - NEON RATS Ski Aggu - Friesenjung JellyBug - Narwhals Are Awesome Seeed - Molotov Pearl Jam - Alive Stereo Total - Europa neurotisch Cyndi Lauper - All Through the Night Das Lumpenpack - Die Nacht Laserkraft 3D - Nein, Mann!

Spatort Playlists für jede Gelegenheit

Heute: Pias Nachtschichten ist die Playlist mit der alles angefangen hat. Ursprünglich entstanden, weil ich beim Arbeiten immer jemanden brauche der mir ein bisschen ins Ohr schreit. To drown out The Voices. Sie hat seit dem schon einigen Leuten durch ihre Crunch Times und Klausurenphasen geholfen!

(Hab die bisher nur Discord-intern gepostet, weil ich dachte nachher stalken Leute mein Spotify, aber ich habe fantastischen Musikgeschmack actually, also was solls.)