#Risotto is the most unclear one- preferring to do what he does in private
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Finally home from work this is how I make them extra terrible so i can feel better about myself
I need cracked out la squadra headcanons, they are the mafia I need them to love coke and hookers
#tags ->#lots of drugs and mentions of sex work#obviously you are not supposed to do drugs I just like putting them through hell#Each of them are openly addicted to SOMETHING#be it drugs alcohol or ‘company’#Risotto is the most unclear one- preferring to do what he does in private#Prosciutto Illuso and Bruno have problems with coke Abbacchio too but he tries to stay away keeping him suckled to the wine bottle#ghiaccio too but socially- he just likes to partay#Bruno is good at keeping secrets though- Prosciutto however…. is less so bad at secrets and more so just apathetic to the situation#Formaggio is a drinker- the kind that cracks one open at 10 am#he and pro both the kind to keep an overfilled ashtray in each room#prosciutto will go outside to smoke though - formaggio not so much#Pesci won’t touch the hard stuff but he likes a beer and big a bag of weed most afternoons#melone often being the one who supplies him- he’ll dabble with anything but isn’t a big drinker! (he and prosciutto do ecstasy though)#special occasions only for pro#Pesci (and it hurts me too but it’s just too good to pass up) during his first year had a terrible time adjusting to his new world-#-and cash flow probably got really used to hiring sex workers- all alone and no reputation to worry for#no virgin Pesci in this house I’m sorry#the end maybe I’ll add more#not a lot of illuso though couldn’t think of something to really make him pop out
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