#Rick why

[dumblefork]

I can't believe Nico had a custody battle with Nyx and won.

[that-pjo-obsessed-b1tch]

but wait

i just realised

Percy's Achilles heel is a small spot on his back, so his fatal spot is on the small of his back,

His fatal flaw is loyalty,

He has to be literally backstabbed to be killed

(Edited)

LUKES SWORDS NAME US BACK BITER

RICK I SWEAR TO THE GODS-

[snoelledarts]

For requests! How about percabeth in Tartarus!

Do you ever think about the little conversations they would have? What they would think or say when they managed to get just a little bit of rest? Because I do.

Anyways, I decided I wanted to draw some TV Show percabeth since I haven’t yet, and made myself sad in the process.

[moa-broke-me]

I have a theory that Rick Riordan isn't actually writing for his fans anymore.

He's writing for the family and friends of his fans. Family and friends who are vaguely aware of something called the Percy Jackson series, who know their kid/sibling/whoever is into it, but who don't know anything about it themselves and don't particularly care.

The types of people that, when you mention offhandedly that you play Minecraft, will immediately go out to try and find something, anything, related to Minecraft to gift you for your birthday or Christmas, whichever is coming faster. They're the reason you've ended up with a creeper hoodie, a creeper plushie, a diamond pickaxe printed infinity scarf, three Steve funkopops, a Steve body pillow, Minecraft coloring books, 4 Minecraft themed mugs, 6 Minecraft candles which you can't imagine what they smell like and you're too scared to sniff for yourself, and the whole collection of Minecraft guide books even though you've been playing half your life and, presumably, already know the ins and outs of the game, not to mention it's been updated since those books were published so it's not even accurate anymore.

It doesn't matter what the item is to these people, they just see the Minecraft branding and immediately think "Oh this'd be perfect for Brayden, he loves Minecraft!" Replace Minecraft with Percy Jackson, and there's the ticket.

He doesn't need these books to be good. He just needs these books to come attached with the Percy Jackson branding so that parents who are out of the loop end up buying it for their kids, because they don't know about the decline of Rick's work like the actual fans themselves do.

[sunshines-child]

reading Magnus Chase again and why the FUCK does Samirah keep on taking off her hijab IN FRONT OF MEN. THERES A LITERAL FUCKING SCENE WHERE SHE RIPS IT OFF IN FRONT OF ALL THESE MEN. THATS LIKE THE POINT OF A HIJAB (last time I checked with my Muslim friend)!? TO SHEILD YOUR HAIR FROM THE EYES OF MEN!? AND FOR SOME FUCKING REASON RICK WROTE HER TO JUST TEEHHEE AND RIP IT OFF TO SHOW HER HAIR OH MY G O D

[ratnix]

Something that I think is really funny is that the word Anaklysmos (Riptide) doesn't even exist, it's just a combination of a suffix that means above and the verb κλύζω which means to ripple😭 [Help, even my Greek keyboard doesn't even recognize the word]

I read these books when I was 12 and as a native Greek speaker that also studied ancient Greek for 6 years, I fully thought this was an actual word because it sounds Greek but it's not 😭 Mf Rick Riordan gaslit me in my own language. Apparently he asked an ancient Greek professor and told him that this was the closest word he could use but like, my question is why😭? There are so many already existing words that are related to the sea and even if they don't directly translate to 'Riptide', just pick a Greek word and paraphrase it when translating it to English like it's not hard 😭

[atropabelladonna007]

WHY DID NOBODY WARN ME ABOUT THE TRIALS OF APOLLO AUDIO BOOK??? IM SO DONE W MYSELF

Ive listened to the first two NO problem, and I was expecting the burning maze to be fine too BUT THEN OUT OF NOWHERE we get this fuckin smooth as voice and I’m thinking who?? is this new silver tongued mf??? He sounds so rugged and mysterious????

And THEN I find out this bastard’s a HORSE?????

Like why has the voice actor decided that this is the character he’ll put his blood sweat and tears into?? I’m so mad for no reason istg

[easyrev3nge]

They just dropped the whole storyline about Percy being a person of interest in Sally’s disappearance even though they brought it up in one episode and then didn’t even conclude it. i’m. angry

[vir3la]

guys I love dior as clarisse but she is not exactly what I imagined clarisse to look like, where is my favorite butch girl☹️. WHERE IS SHE

[alwaysbeenasmartgirl]

Solangelo dump

SUN AND THE STAR SPOILERS BEWARE

[counting-stars-gayly]

I’m actually LOVING how Rick Riordan, and the other writers of the show, took his initial concept of a Percabeth rivalry fueled by that of their parents and kind of turned it on its head?

Now, instead of Annabeth being wary of Percy because he’s a son of Poseidon, he’s wary of her because she made a callous impression on him. They get off to a rocky start even before finding out who Percy’s father is, and when they finally do, Annabeth doesn’t care. Instead of them fighting because of who their parents are, they’re fighting over their own opposed worldviews.

Then, instead of them arguing over which of the gods is cooler and who was right in the story of Medusa, they realize that, just like Medusa, Annabeth is a victim of her mother and that, unlike Medusa, she is a far kinder and stronger person, unwilling to repeat the cycle of hurt. They realize that, like his father, Percy often acts without considering potential consequences and that, unlike his father, he is a far kinder and stronger person, willing to step up for someone he wronged and whom he cares about.

Instead of Percy and Annabeth’s rivalry being focused on that of their parents, it’s focused on who they are, themselves. But the path to friendship is still the same: a realization that they have each other’s backs, no matter what, because they’re not their parents after all.

[dasloddl]

I think now would be a great time for that

[graaaaaayy]

[helicopter-stan]

percy, annabeth, and grover after the SoM quest

original image below!

[lilislegacy]

percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once

friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!

percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry

friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?

percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important

friend:

percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room

friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?

percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!

friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?

percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!

friend:

[itsorpheus420]

Rick Riordans biggest sin