#Rick Sanchez simp

[fandomwe1rd0]

Never thought I'd be doing a poll like this but...fuck it

Propagranda is not only allowed but encouraged!

[misdeliria]

okay but rick sanchez is super hot right?? there's just something about him... like, yes, he's old but he also can get it? imma hop on this train for a lil

[televisionboy]

“if god exists, it’s fucking me!”

[blackcatgreengrape]

hey yall! i just wanted to let some of my followers here know that i made a fanfiction on rick sanchez if yall wanna go check that out on my ao3 :) i’ll copy & paste the synopsis down below as well as the link to find it! hope yall enjoy!

“You’re hired by the Smith family to become Morty’s tutor for his midterms. The Smith family is highly concerned (mostly Beth) about him possibly failing these important exams as a result of missing weeks upon weeks of school because of his high-strung grandfather, Rick Sanchez, consistently pulling him out from school to employ him as a sidekick in his wacky, nonsensical adventures. This is where you come in. You’re not only tasked with the upkeep of Morty’s grades and the promise of helping him pass his midterms, but also butting heads with Rick about the importance of Morty’s education and maneuvering your way into keeping him out of intergalactic trouble… Which means no adventures anytime soon. With Rick livid, the resentful, yet passionate quandary developing with him seems almost suffocating- you have a lot on your plate. Don't choke.”

[something-ricked-this-way-comesx]

Rick Sanchez x Self - Insert OC Fan-Fiction

Hey guys٫

I have 10 chapters released on wattpad of my self-insert OC x Rick Sanchez fan fiction - if you liked my Dick Prime excerpt chapter please go give it a read 💜

Heres a little summary for you;

Aurora Augustine is an interdimensional traveler from X-258 - a dimension beyond the central finite curve where she is the smartest woman in the universe. She also happens to be the Rick Sanchez' best friend - whom she hasn't seen in 6 years. Long story short, when a romance goes bad and Rick saves her from the former, she enters back into his life almost as if she never left. Rick proposes that in order for Aurora to stay with the Smiths - she has to help him as he re-starts up his plan to eliminate Rick Prime to finally get justice for his dead wife and daughter. Aurora agrees and Rick realizes that her presence in his life starts to bring up feelings that he long thought were dead.

As always any feedback is encouraged and MUCH appreciated.

[borgorbelly]

Happy New Year! (part one)

With Beth, space Beth, and Jerry spending time on space Beth’s satellite apartment, and Summer and Morty partying in the safety of their own home, Rick felt a minor sense of relief this NYE. Though minor, the weight off his chest was massively rewarding. not that it was a reward he deserved.

Finally he could have some much needed time to himself. Time to torture himself for all of the mistakes he’d made in the past year.

A sudden knocking on the garage door startled him out of his trance.

“G- .belch. Go away!” he raised his voice over the music coming from the house

The knocking continued, pounding harder the longer he ignored it.

“Rrrrick? Pleaseeee open uuuup, itsssss (y/n)”

He pondered whether or not to open the door. It’s not that he doesn’t like (y/n) its that he actually does. Or is at least starting to. That was the main issue.

He was not willing to find another weakness to attach to himself. The last thing he needs is yet another thing that any one of his numerous enemies could use against him.

But his curiosity always happened to get the best of him when it came to (y/n). There was something about them that called oh so alluringly to whatever kind of soul Rick had left.

Reluctantly, Rick opened the garage door. In the time it took to fully open Rick had regretted opening it, then recanted as soon as he saw the state of (y/n).

They were disheveled, to say the least. Not that he cared, but it was unsettling. They reminded Rick of himself in his younger years, determined, incredibly intelligent, and generally better than most other people. He didn’t enjoy it when they weren’t well.

“I, I don’t feel well Rrrickkkkk” (y/n) slurred, stumbling towards him

“W-w-woah there how much d- .belch. did you have to drink?”

“I- I.” (y/n) paused, their brows furrowing.

Their eyes pled for Rick to understand, their body failing to work with them to accurately portray the situation.

“I- think roo-“ they gag violently leaving them to fall forward.

Rick leaps forward to catch (y/n) before they smack the ground face first.

“What was that?” He picks (y/n) up cradling them as if they were no more than a half asleep child.

“Roofie” Rick’s blood began to boil.

Drugs that incapacitate you are fun, but only when it's consensual.

“We’re gonna head a couple floors down in the garage. D-d-d-don’t worry too much about the details (y/n) it’ll be cool”

[borgorbelly]

it’s his autism for sure! object permanence issues = if i can’t see it/i’m not thinking about it/idk where it is/etc

this part of my own neurodivergence can be very frustrating sometimes but it still works better for me if i can see everything rather than having it “put away”

Something I really like is how messy Rick is with his papers, inventions, etc.

He knows where everything is but it’s purposely disorganized. It’s interesting to me.

[b00geraids]

i love these two

[wally-two-shoes]

Every time i see Rick in the wild or someone mentions him.

NEURON ACTIVATED.

[alexmelrose4]

ой

[fandomwe1rd0]

EVERYONE I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

Did I repeat the same joke I did in the first post? Yes, yes I did.

[geteffed]

People here…. really be simping over rick sanchez… not hating just… huh?

[blackcatgreengrape]

unfortunately i am having thoughts about rick sanchez with a tongue piercing. nurse please sedate me.

[kyitsya]

ruh roh, seems like things arent going well in the citadel

[borgorbelly]

RANDOM SHORT

hehe here’s a quick free write I did before work to keep u all satiated ;)

the nye short is taking forever ik i just can’t get past this one challenging scene. ur patience is appreciated

also if u don’t mind playing a song on repeat (if necessary) i’d recommend listening to Supermassive Black Hole by Muse while you read :)

The look in his eyes.. it’s not one i’ve not seen before, but it is more dangerous than usual. More needy. He closes in on me, forcing me up against his workbench, hands on either side of my waist blocking me in. The churning in my stomach settles, transforming into a desperate warmth below the belt. He opens his mouth to speak but I cut him off.

“Words are useless Rick, you know i’ve always preferred actions”

The smirk on his face grows. “I’ve got plenty of those just waiting for you”

So grows the smirk on mine.

His strong, rough hands grab my waist and spin me so i’m bent over the counter.

He’s got one hand on the small of my back, the other snaking around my thigh towards the inside.

The feeling of his growing bulge against my ass only makes the warmth between my legs grow increasingly hot and desperate.

I can’t help but let out what I thought would be a small moan, but Rick had other plans.

He grabs between my legs, holding me sensually through the barely there g-string I chose specifically for him.

under my breath i cannot help but let out a meager little “fuck”

“I can feel your heartbeat. You are so..” he pauses “… pitiful, melting like this for me. I’ve got to say though, this is a great look for you.” His tone dripping with something I can’t seem to put words to.

I widen my stance, his snark only making me want it more

He seems to approve of this action, taking it one step further by using his foot to slide mine further apart.

fuck he makes me want to just go fully primal.

The smell of his cologne finds its way to my nose, further deepening my desperation.

“How about you quit squirming?” his right hand grasping my wrists and forcing them above my head. This action brings him even closer to me, his body nearly crushing me into bliss.

His left hand, still holding between my legs, maneuvers itself to be between the thong and my body. The feeling of his calloused hand against me turns whatever semblance of innocence I had left into completely feral desire.

[just-your-average-household]

what if i kissed rick on the cheek :3 (im over eighteen)

No.