#c137

[skenisasleb]

mortys so me coded

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

sorry for still not being over this second long shot after 7 months (holy shit, unmortricken was 7 months ago) but it's literally the gayest shit i've ever seen like c'mon COME ON BRO

they were going in for a punch at the same time but quite literally became stuck together because they got too close. their arms weren't even opened up or anything, their cybernetics tore through skin and sleeves to get tangled up in each other. the way this only happens because they're both ricks. they get their wires crossed because they're too similar. so similar their own bodies can't tell the difference, automatically trying to attach them like they're each other's lost limb.

i think i hauve covid

[riicksanchez]

Rick Sanchez beating his mortal enemy to death with his bare hands then appearing drenched in blood with tear tracks on his face

G O D

[j-schwitz]

Love these Ricks so much as well💕

[boohohoo]

Season 7 episode 10 fvcked me up

Color variants under cut

[would-they-be-good-at-asmr]

[skimpilydressedwithanaxe]

[snoorra]

happy pitch day

[lost-gamer]

[ayspooky1]

Rick and Morty Makeup Palette!

[j3st3r-13]

Rick headcanon for having a short boyfriend? (also hello I am trans if that's ok idk I like to specify) ckwvhw vwb

Rick sanchez with a short trans boyfriend headcanons

Thank you sm for the ask kirbybooo your hcs are under the cut <3

Rick's like 6'6 I think he's so tall, which is means he towers over you at all times, you reach his chest and that's it he finds it hilarious

He has to bend down to kiss you, however when he wants to be a little shit he won't bend down so he can laugh at you. You can either try and pull him lower and get called needy or you can walk off to which he will grab you by the wrist, pull you back and kiss you and call you dramatic

If you bind then he gets some amazing binder from space which is more Comfortable or if you had surgery then he would take you to the actual best doctor in the galaxy orrrr he would do it for you

Continuing on from last point man's would offer to give you a new fully nodded chest which you can change to fit you perfect specifications

Rick would use you as an armrest all the time you cannot escape

STANDING ON YOUR TIP TOES AND PULLING ON HIS LAB COAT LAPELS TO KISS HIM

If you needed to change anything document wise, he would change everything like that name, sex all that on all systems.

God fucking help any fucker that tries to give you shit for being LGBT+ your mad scientist will tear them apart for you, he won't tell you it happened and might wipe your memory cause he doesn't want you upset. He says it impedes his work but he's full of shit he just wants his bf happy

You once wore his blue sweater and it came to your thighs/knees, once Rick saw it he had to take a moment to compose himself

You guys pillow talk all the time, and he always listens to any struggles you have gender related or otherwise. He may be tinkering but he's listening really and making something to fix your problem

Rick buys you a step tool, you throw it at him

He asks if you need a booster seat for the ship and you nearly kill him. You must have the patience of a Saint

Despite his nihilistic facade rick adores you, although he teases you for being a short ass that only reaches his chest he finds it cute (he'll never admit it tho)

[ricksanchezbignaturals]

x-216 doodle page

rick and morty x-216 are from @thesoftboiledegg's fics!!

[kakep0p]

First post yippee and it’s of DADDY.

I’ve never done this before please be nice to me

Have some older art as I cook up new art👁️👁️

[ultraviolet-explosion]

This is adorable... And Rick doesn't know what to do.... he probably wants to punch and hug him at the same time... And Rick prime, looking sexy as ever in the back.

[xxangeldustanalogx]

guy who accidentally gets killed because he happens to be at 7/11 during a stick up and his rick sanchez echolalia kicks in at the sight of a firearm and suddenly he’s screaming ‘WHY DONT YOU DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND PULL THE TRIGGER? DO IT! DO IT!!’ and whoops nows hes dead

[galactic-theorist]

I believe I can flyyyyy...I believe I can touch Rick Prime