#Reporter!Sans

[tatatale]

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[sui-imi]

the Youtube Version

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Admin and other OCs are mine

[wishingstarinajar]

Get revenged, beaches! ♥

I'm finally chugging out some Art Fight stuff, woooh!

Teri and Rep - @tatatale Blight - @zippedfluff Osiris - @no_otters_art_studio

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[noproveninterests]

Inktobertale Day 17: Father's Day

can never miss an opportunity to show off to his dads

ink and aster belong to @/comyet

top belongs to @/undertop

[jet-set-go-go]

Is the fandom still alive are we still thriving

[puckpocketed]

🏒 experiments

[micc0ro]

I have a headcanon about Error that "his strings change their thickness and stiffness depending on his mood" (Um, I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know much about that setting in the canon😓)

And I love to imagine the noisy, inorganic sound of high-hardness strings rubbing against each other.

Error belongs to loverofpiggies

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[crtter]

I should probably say something embarrassing about Iyami soon because I’ve got new followers due to my explanation of what is going on with X and Elon Musk and they’re probably thinking I’m cool. Therefore, I need to rip the band-aid off of this illusion so they can make an informed decision on whether putting up with my baffling taste in make believe men is worth the eventual funny or interesting post as soon as possible. I think just showing a picture of him should do, actually. ⬇️ Iyami. Minor character from that one anime with the six guys who look like Jon Arbuckle. Wishes he was French more than anything in the world. Looks bad and acts worse. I’ve been metaphorically soaking him in milk and throwing him against the wall since 2016.

[tatatale]

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[missholloween]

Hyping myself up to do anything like "you're a bright, young reporter with a point of view"

[aka-indulgence]

Man, could you imagine how much research you’d do if teachers give you a research assignment, and to specifically report it in a fanfic format

Like. I’m learning about sports position and historical facts and about skeletal anatomy because of fanfics, I would’ve smashed them if I was writing about it associated with my blorbo

[endeus]

how common are hockey brawls?

this turned into fiddling with numbers about about klim kostin but theres a tl;dr at the very end

not actually that common LMAO fights average out to ~ 0.25 per game or so? during the 1983-84 season fights averaged 1.17 per game, for context. teams figured out that having enforcers who can't score or defend on your roster is bad for winning, and so lower-skill, low-utility enforcers were kind of pushed out of the league.

there are still players who fight--on the sharks roster, givani smith and luke kunin stand out as players who are very willing to drop the gloves, and just recently klim kostin got into it with a seattle player. here's what kostin had to say about it after the fact:

I'm not a big fan of fights just for no reason but yeah. That was one of the moments when that guy, like, asking Granny for a fight. The players like Granny, they never fight. They're-- they play hockey. So I just decide to step up, and then the fight comes in.

source

"granny" here refers to mikael granlund, a sharks player who's only ever fought once, in 2021. granlund got stomped. he never even got a punch in

what's interesting to me is the fact that kostin draws a very clear line between what is ok to ask of a player like granlund vs what is ok to ask of a player like him. kostin's only played 15 of the 27 games the sharks have played so far, and not due to injury--he's been a healthy scratch each time he's missed a game. this season, he's averaged 9 minutes and 13 seconds of time on ice in the games he's played. granlund's averaged 20 minutes and 52 seconds of time on ice, and he's only missed 2 games, both with injury. kostin is a fairly talented bottom-six forward who can be very capable when he's engaged, but he's not granlund. more importantly, he's not an enforcer!

(Rezi: i don't know how much you know about hockey, so i'll take the time to note here: penalties in hockey are usually either "minor" penalties or "major" penalties. a minor penalty puts the offender in the penalty box for 2 minutes, during which their team has one less player on the ice. a major penalty does the same but for 5 minutes. fighting is a major penalty, but both participants go to the penalty box. this means nobody's team is outnumbered.)

if all you looked at was kostin's penalties in minutes, you could be fooled into thinking he was an enforcer. 159 PIMs in 170 career games, or 5.6 penalty minutes per 60 minutes of time on ice (PIM/60) isn't enough to get you on any leaderboards but it's pretty substantial. for reference, granlund has 259 PIMs over 844 career games, which is 0.99 PIM/60. the truth is, kostin just takes a lot of minor penalties. he's only ever been in 10 NHL fights, which is more than most players but certainly not enough to call him an enforcer.

let's put kostin into perspective:

mikael granlund has a career average of 0.678 points and 18 ½ minutes of time on ice per game. he has 0.99 PIM/60. <- these are reliable first-line player stats

fabian zetterlund has a career average of 0.495 points and 16 minutes of time on ice. he also has 0.99 PIM/60. <- reliable second-line player stats

luke kunin has a career average of 0.347 points and 15 minutes of time on ice per game. he has 3.7 PIM/60. <- volatile second- or third-line player stats

ty dellandrea has a career average of 0.264 points and 13 ⅓ minutes of time on ice per game. he has 2.74 PIM/60. <- third-line player stats

nico sturm has a career average of 0.296 points and 13 minutes of time on ice per game. he has 1.09 PIM/60. <- reliable third-line player stats

givani smith has a career average of 0.137 points and 8 minutes of time on ice per game. he has 11.7 PIM/60. <- fourth line enforcer stats

kostin has a career average of 0.294 points and 10 minutes of time on ice per game. he has 5.6 PIM/60. <- :?

kostin's scoring potential (and his play style) are more suited to a third-line role than a fourth-line one, but his batshit PIM/60 keeps his ice time low. what's very very important to remember, too, is that around 50% of givani smith's penalties in minutes are from fighting majors--which don't put your team at a disadvantage. only 30% of klim kostin's PIMs are from fighting majors. he neeeeeeds to stop taking dumbass penalties and start playing more consistently--he could be an absolute nightmare to play against if he tightened up his game.

anyway to answer your question: hockey fights are not as common as they used to be, and most teams no longer have guys who are only there to fight. despite this, there is still an understanding among players that some of them have to step up. some of them don't get to just play hockey.

[librarisxng]

ATEEZ SMALL PERFUME REVIEW: CREED — AVENTUS

disclaimer: this is not meant to be a serious perfume review, this is something fun for me to do as I love perfume. each and every one of us have different tastes and preferences when it comes to fragrances. what works for me might not work for you, vice versa. I’ll try my best to describe the scents but I will always suggest for you to go and smell them yourself before purchase. if you want to try these perfumes, please test or get a sample before committing to the bottle. picture credits to all owners.

ateez member: hongjoong

fragrance family: fruity chypre

notes:

top — lemon, pink pepper, apple, bergamot, blackcurrant

heart — pineapple, jasmine, patchouli (indonesia)

base — birch, ambroxan, cedarwood, oakmoss, musk

my scent experience:

the first notes I smelt were the base notes of birch and ambroxan. I don’t know exactly what ambroxan is but it smells like strong aftershave intensified. I do smell the fruity notes of pineapple and apple in the beginning but they fade away quickly. it dries down to this woody but weird chemically aftershave scent that is just not pleasant on the nose. the scent is on the cleaner side as well which gave me a headache later on.

it’s safe to say that I don’t like this perfume. I remember everyone in the fragrance community talk about how much they love Aventus it’s creed’s best seller but when I smelt it for the first time, I was not into it. and before anyone starts gaslighting me in the tags, just remember we all have different preferences in perfume. not to mention, I’ve tried to gaslight myself into liking this fragrance for years and I still can’t convince myself to like it.

additional notes from me:

this is in my top 5 list of red flag perfumes for men. if you wear this perfume, I will do anything to stay away from you no matter how much money you have. I’m not saying that Hongjoong is a red flag but his choices in perfume is something else. I’ve also heard stories of creed perfumes being inconsistent, some batches being good while some smelt horrible and they’re quite expensive. that is a quality control issue and hopefully they’ve resolved it because I can’t imagine spending so much on a perfume and you don’t even know if you got a decent bottle.

who would I recommend this to?

anyone who likes the smell of aftershave.

those who want to smell like a red flag but with money.

anyone who wants to try creed perfumes.

if you’ve made it to the end, thank you for reading this review! not my most positive review but I’d rather be honest with you and there will be fragrances in the market that won’t work for everyone. hopefully this doesn’t discourage you from trying it as who knows? this perfume might work for you. I still suggest for you to test it out even if others don’t like it since fragrance is so subjective. hope you enjoy reading my reviews regardless of whether it’s a positive or negative review.

review written by librarisxng 2024

[theartsynebulawhodoodles]

“Cringe Detected” oh wow! People can’t express themselves at all! People (anticringeassociation) like them are the reason why so many people hide away and never be their true selves. People(anticringeassociation)like them are the bullies who have ruined thousands or millions or even more people’s lives. I can’t wait to see their bosses reaction to their digital footprint in a couple years or maybe months. Block this individual (anticringeassociation) and continue doing what you love.

And to anyone who had been bothered by this individual, including my mutual in the photo (the ones who post was reblogged), I’m sorry this happened to you. They just want to tear you down. Don’t let people like this tear you down.